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Elephant's Herpes: Decline and Poz of the GOP(e)
« on: November 27, 2017, 07:57:27 PM »
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Re: Elephant's Herpes: Decline and Poz of the GOP(e)
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2017, 08:47:46 PM »
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This dude is definitely cuckservative.jpg material (I'm personally loving the moobs and attempts to be tough by smoking a cigar), and the hold my beer comment screams he was focus tested by the swamp with how out of date that phrase sounds in the current year. 


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Re: Elephant's Herpes: Decline and Poz of the GOP(e)
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2017, 06:23:03 AM »
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Looking forward to this dingus getting 0.5-1 percent of the vote, with Roy Moore winning the election by 10 percent.

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Re: Elephant's Herpes: Decline and Poz of the GOP(e)
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2017, 06:31:13 AM »
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Some more GOPe lulz.  It's an old article but I didn't see it posted here after searching (although search sucks ass here so I may be reposting it, I don't know):

https://www.yahoo.com/news/lindsey-graham-fights-back-tears-081325721.html

Lindsey Graham Fights Back Tears Defending John McCain From Trump's Attacks

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Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) has one thing to say about Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.):

“He can do whatever damn he wants to. He’s earned that right.”

Graham was responding to President Donald Trump’s latest attack on the Arizona senator for opposing Republicans’ most recent attempt at repealing the Affordable Care Act.

Republicans do not appear to have enough votes to pass the latest bill, which Graham co-wrote, and McCain is one of the few Republicans opposing the new legislation. Trump attacked McCain on Twitter Monday, and Graham fought back tears defending his longtime friend.

“John if you’re listening ... nobody respects you more than I do.” Graham said during a CNN debate Monday night. “So to any American who’s got a problem with John McCain’s vote, all I can tell you is that John McCain was willing to die for this country, and he can vote any way he wants to, and it doesn’t matter to me in terms of friendship.”

McCain was the deciding vote that derailed a previous Republican attempt to repeal Obamacare in July. The senator, who is currently battling an aggressive form of brain cancer, has had a poor relationship with Trump since the president’s candidacy, when he said McCain was “not a war hero.”

LOL at this gay nigga crying while defending McCain's right to cuck and shit all over his base

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Re: Elephant's Herpes: Decline and Poz of the GOP(e)
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2017, 06:55:41 AM »
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http://dcwhispers.com/mitch-mcconnell-cronies-continue-stall-trump-tax-cuts-defend-obamacare/
Mcconnell continues to stall Maga. Here's hoping he finds himself rapped in a sex scandal or around a tree branch.

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Re: Elephant's Herpes: Decline and Poz of the GOP(e)
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2017, 09:56:21 AM »
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Mcconnell continues to stall Maga. Here's hoping he finds himself rapped in a sex scandal or around a tree branch.

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Re: Elephant's Herpes: Decline and Poz of the GOP(e)
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2017, 11:44:23 AM »
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Re: Elephant's Herpes: Decline and Poz of the GOP(e)
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2017, 11:56:09 AM »
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http://dcwhispers.com/mitch-mcconnell-cronies-continue-stall-trump-tax-cuts-defend-obamacare/
Mcconnell continues to stall Maga. Here's hoping he finds himself rapped in a sex scandal or around a tree branch.

How come nobody talks about how a white-bread honky from Kentucky got to marry a Taiwanese Harvard educated woman who was the CEO of the United Way when they got married?

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Re: Elephant's Herpes: Decline and Poz of the GOP(e)
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2017, 03:55:19 AM »
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Die already.


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Re: Elephant's Herpes: Decline and Poz of the GOP(e)
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2017, 07:08:55 AM »
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Die already.

You'd think after getting owned as hard as he was by Trump he'd would right? I don't think he has a future in Maga and will be forced out soon.

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Re: Elephant's Herpes: Decline and Poz of the GOP(e)
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2017, 06:24:43 PM »
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"Muh decorum" is only for the little people. It's fair game for the Uniparty if their feefees get hurt.


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Re: Elephant's Herpes: Decline and Poz of the GOP(e)
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2017, 06:55:50 PM »
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Re: Elephant's Herpes: Decline and Poz of the GOP(e)
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2017, 07:26:36 PM »
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Jeff Flake was almost assassinated by a Bernie Bro at a baseball field and yet he's still going trying to carry water for the left. That's some top level cuckery.

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Re: Elephant's Herpes: Decline and Poz of the GOP(e)
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2017, 07:40:30 PM »
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Jeff Flake was almost assassinated by a Bernie Bro at a baseball field and yet he's still going trying to carry water for the left. That's some top level cuckery.

The jealousy these men feel towards President Trump is melting their brain.

Re: Elephant's Herpes: Decline and Poz of the GOP(e)
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2017, 11:10:45 PM »
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Die already.


Romney's limping out because Trump is trying to get octogenarian Orrin Hatch to run for re-election specifically to prevent Romney from trying to claim the seat

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Re: Elephant's Herpes: Decline and Poz of the GOP(e)
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2017, 10:08:08 AM »
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When one of the major talking points about your tax bill is that it removes a tax break for teachers who buy supplies for their classroom, don't kill that tax break and shoot the fucking idiot who thought that was a good idea. Republicans are almost as stupid as Democrats. Like, how much could that possibly effect the economy? But it sure as hell makes Rs look exactly like the demons they've been portayed to be.
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Re: Elephant's Herpes: Decline and Poz of the GOP(e)
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2017, 05:56:03 PM »
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"Muh principles"

Fellow conservatives, it’s time to call on Clarence Thomas to resign


https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/posteverything/wp/2017/12/06/fellow-conservatives-its-time-to-call-on-clarence-thomas-to-resign/?tid=hybrid_collaborative_2_na&utm_term=.781310e5b048


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Re: Elephant's Herpes: Decline and Poz of the GOP(e)
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2017, 05:58:29 PM »
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When one of the major talking points about your tax bill is that it removes a tax break for teachers who buy supplies for their classroom, don't kill that tax break and shoot the fucking idiot who thought that was a good idea. Republicans are almost as stupid as Democrats. Like, how much could that possibly effect the economy? But it sure as hell makes Rs look exactly like the demons they've been portayed to be.

Yet another outrage that isn't really an outrage.

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Re: Elephant's Herpes: Decline and Poz of the GOP(e)
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2017, 06:09:55 PM »
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teachers shouldn't be buying supplies for classrooms, end of story.

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Re: Elephant's Herpes: Decline and Poz of the GOP(e)
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2017, 06:41:21 PM »
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"Muh principles"

Fellow conservatives, it’s time to call on Clarence Thomas to resign


http://archive.is/6IoBN (ARCHIVE THE LINKS YOU STUPID NIGGERS, DON'T GIVE PIZZA MEDIA OUTLETS ACTUAL CLICKS  :madgoon:)

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Much like the DNC, the "muh principles" crowd also has it's own ecosystem of overpaid, unelected pundits and operatives who have never run for office themselves, nor have they helped others win elections besides token "support". Yet they still think they're in the position to attempt witch hunts against those who stray off the cuckservative plantation. They kept trying that with Reagan, and it's why they couldn't get ahold of the house and lost the senate in 1986 whilst he remained as popular as ever.

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Re: Elephant's Herpes: Decline and Poz of the GOP(e)
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2017, 06:44:19 PM »
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I agree with that article.  Replace Thomas with someone who is a bigger shitlord and in his 30s so he can be there for 50+ years.

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Re: Elephant's Herpes: Decline and Poz of the GOP(e)
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2017, 07:22:32 PM »
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Curious: Why didn't Ruth Bader Ginsburg step down while HNIC was still in office? Was it because she thought Hillary would win and she could retire when Hillary was president? What are the odds she stays in another 7 years?

Also, Dems btfo if Trump gets to seat three SCOTUS judges during his term :tom:

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Re: Elephant's Herpes: Decline and Poz of the GOP(e)
« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2017, 07:28:06 PM »
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I agree with that article.  Replace Thomas with someone who is a bigger shitlord and in his 30s so he can be there for 50+ years.
It'll be hard to find someone who is a bigger shitlord, judicially speaking. The man is the most hardcore textualist to sit on the Court in the last century, and would probably overturn Lochner or Wickard v. Filburn if he thought he could get away with it.