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Goon Acres / Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Last post by Got Soylent? on Today at 09:17:58 AM »
Causing problems at your workplace over politics seriously sounds like shitting where you eat.

Also as an evil right wing pothead these losers need to smoke some uplifting sativa and go on an adventure in the sun rather than smoking indica and passing out at home like some degen.

This is what I don't get about goon potheads. I've never been able to have a ~stoner day~ despite planning weeks in advance, for it. I'll take 2 drops of extract, die twice in whatever vidya, realize "this is fucking stupid, my truck's breaks have been feeling pretty dull and I'd much rather take a stoned trip to Advance, listen to some Metallica and zone out doing something productive, outdoors."

I'm no reefer addict, and scotch is my anti drug :draper: but pretty much anything in moderation is fine, if you can handle it and not be a fucktard about it. Some people can actually indulge in adult vices without becoming slaves to their desires.

The difference is that pothead lifestylers try to make it a cool image of who they are, their personal identity. You don't see people who drink doing that, because they'd be called alcoholics...

I do edibles here and there on weekends, but I know full well it's not ~perfectly normal, perfectly healthy~

It makes me %50 less productive the day after, %25 less productive the following day and I'm back to normal by day 3.

I don't believe anyone who says it has no effect on their motivation and/or productivity. They're delusional and full of shit. It's a drug. A less harmful drug, but a drug nonetheless. You are forcibly altering your brain chemistry. And that's my every doctor I've ever asked's opinion.

Smoking = death.
Vaping = less death but still kinda death.

Again, doctors. Favorite quite from my physician "Every pothead chalks THC studies up to their delusional idea that it's being smoked. Can you imagine an actual scientific THC case study, written by a PhD carrying doctor, wherein the subject is instructed to smoke a joint? They're taking medically extracted, perfectly measured THC compound doses, orally. Only an idiot would draw comparisons between that and a filthy bong hit taken with a butane lighter."

Look at this fatty, eating food. Real men sustain themselves on the fumes from burning fat at an altar. Eating is a Jewish scam cooked up to make people fat so the Jews can use them as a replacement for pork.
Free MPC Knockoff Forum / Re: The Great Beaner Flood of 2018
« Last post by [SWOLE]Grode Jar on Today at 09:11:14 AM »

A caravan of migrants crossed into Mexico recently from Central America. Their end goal is to enter the United States. This caravan was organized by Pueblo sin Fronteras with the support of numerous NGOs and charities. The main umbrella organization is the CARA Pro Bono Project. CARA is an acronym representing the Catholic Legal Immigration Network, the American Immigration Council, Refugee and Immigrant Center for Education and Legal Services, and the American Immigration Lawyers Association. All of these organizations provide legal services to illegal immigrants in the United States. Does there support of Pueblo sin Fronteras make them accomplices in violating immigration law,8 USC 1324, themselves? Ask ICE.

Pueblo sin Fronteras (The group organizing the caravan.)
>According to research done by Glenn Beck and his team, the paper trail from Pueblo Sin Fronteras leads back to a group called CARA Family Detention Pro Bono Project. CARA encompass two legal groups, the Catholic Legal Immigration Network, Inc. and the American Immigration Council. Guess who's funding them? none other than radical leftist billionaire: George Soros.

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Free MPC Knockoff Forum / Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Last post by InsideOutside on Today at 09:05:03 AM »
Attention Goyim! Do not attempt to win shekels, your life may be in danger!


Pray that you don't win the billion-dollar lottery

By Kate Maltby

Given that winning $1.6 billion seems like so much trouble, you might consider passing altogether on this week's game of chance. If these horror stories of a "lottery" curse don't put you off, consider the old moral arguments: Lottery tickets are primarily bought in poor neighborhoods, by people who can't afford to throw their money away. Even if your Powerball purchase this week is a one-off flutter, you're still fueling an industry powered by perpetuating gambling addictions.

But if you've really got to play this week, enjoy the thrill. Just cross your fingers, count your lucky stars and pray that you don't win.

The Smears Against George Soros Are Dangerous

Hungary, anti-Semitism and my lost Jewish ancestors


Free MPC Knockoff Forum / Re: The Great Beaner Flood of 2018
« Last post by The Watcher on Today at 08:35:33 AM »
Kek may actually come through for us:

Divine intervention or weather control?
Goon Acres / Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Last post by Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on Today at 08:00:52 AM »
This thread has quickly picked up the cringe pace with these D&D buffoons. I love it.



I donated my entire life savings AND my rent money to Beto. Match me!!!!
Free MPC Knockoff Forum / Re: The Great Beaner Flood of 2018
« Last post by Small Weinered Goon on Today at 07:39:20 AM »
Kek may actually come through for us:

Apparently resetera is striving hard to bring both GOG and CDPR down over an inoffensive tweet.


Because you have to read the stars in the right order as the moon reflects over your tea leaves, which shows without a doubt that CDPR and GOG are run by actual members of the Nazi party which never went away in 1945 and just went under ground and disguised itself as certain groups like the Free masons and Green Peace which tricked people into thinking that there were no more nazis and while also doing this infiltrated the Russian government and caused the collapse of the USSR which in turn was reformed around Putin (who is descended from nazis, his uncle was an SS Officer who personally threw 60,000 people into a fire by sending loaded trains into a fire pit) and with a single purpose to do one thing and one thing only, to Elect Donald Trump who will destroy the civil rights movement and turn america back into the nightmarish time of the 1950's.

I find this personally shocking because the reason why I voted for trump was that so he would raise Atlantis and/or Mu or Thule/Tile from the depths and we would enter a golden age of enlightenment.
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