You have to live in fucking filth to get a staph infection from shaving. If you have clean hot water and a clean razor, no cut you get from shaving should ever give you any kind of infection.
And here's another one, these fucking hambeasts want to be smooth skinned ladies and all this shit, but can't get the job done without slicing the shit out of themselves, and are also too fucking stupid to try waxing. Maybe it's because they are giant fucking pussies and waxing hurts, or it represents some form of female oppression, but seriously, if you can't manage to fucking shave without slicing yourself up, maybe you shouldn't be allowed to have a razor.