Goon social justice bingo

[Volksge manshaft]

Damn it, so close.

I should have known I could never best a man who fights the neo-nazis of Australia one disability cheque at a time 

[level 69 memelord]

im surprised grorious nippon fetishization is not called out as cultural misappropriation

[Butthurt Pancreas]

Multiple system of headmates
internet atheist
lives in a lair
pissjugs n' poopsocks

These sound more like Jeopardy! categories at this point.

[level 69 memelord]

potent potables 

[Beepboop]

Multiple system of headmates
internet atheist
lives in a lair
pissjugs n' poopsocks

These sound more like Jeopardy! categories at this point.

Oh hell no, tell me it hasn't gone that far. Tell me that the headmates shit is not tolerable there these days. There must be a limit to idiocy.

[High Impact Sexbot 2020]

There must be a limit to idiocy.

No. There is not.

[Butthurt Pancreas]

Some asshole got laughed out awhile back when he claimed to be a reincarnated dragon from another planet, then there was the "Loosey Goosey" guy who thought he had a demon named Lucifer (not THE Lucifer, just A Lucifer) in his head, also banned, but it's only a matter of time until the weeaboos in LP trickle out and defend their tumblr blogs.

I'd bet money that plenty of goons already have imaginary friends but fear getting banned until enough hordes of freaks move onto the next socially stunted fad that makes headmates seem normal in comparison and we all forget about it.

[Volksge manshaft]

One of my favourite goons is TinTower. Its a British tranny that got famous on SA for searching for the word 'tranny' and jumping into threads to shriek at everyone. Its also a dude that lopped his own dong off so he could become a lesbian. 

[Harry D Greek]

I'd bet money that plenty of goons already have imaginary friends but fear getting banned until enough hordes of freaks move onto the next socially stunted fad that makes headmates seem normal in comparison and we all forget about it.

Shit, imaginary friends are the only friends a lot of these socially stunted shut-ins have. Most Goons wouldn't even be able to cut it in a My Little Pony or Anime Club if it meant they had to stay off the internet for more than a piss break's length of time and had to actually interact with another living, breathing human outside of ordering their next take out meal.

Also, head-mates, soulbonding, otherkin and furrie shit is actually saner-seeming to me than pumping yourself full of third world chemicals and adopting the appearance and behavior of the ugliest and creepiest members of whatever your opposite gender is, all with the endgame of one day being able to mutilate your genitals into something that would give HR Giger night terrors.

[Doctor Jizzmopper]

So that is what happened to Duck Monster. Now if the rest of the OWS crowd would fuck off and die, the forums might be better off.

[yowhatupg]

Duck Monster definitely still posts, but must be trying to keep a lower (saner?) profile now because I only see him in SH/SC programmer threads.

I et him once at a goon meet (lol trap sprung) and he was fat, disgusting and compltely full of himself. Unfortunately that's still not quite a bingo.