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We have threads here for niggers, trannies, faggots, muslims, liberals and all sorts of other things that I think are basically summed up as: things that cultural-marxists/faggots want us to welcome.

I think it's time for a thread that talks about another thing they favor: little-man/womyn getting rich quick in court by your or your family-member's darwin-award dumbass injurious/fatal actions and fight the EVIL CORPORATIONS.

My idea for the thread somehow started with my wife running out of gas today at a girl-scout event, I had to fill up a gas can and drive out there.

The gas can was made by Blitz USA, a 50 year old company who made 75% of all gas cans in the US. I have 4 or 5 more gas cans also made by them. I also have a set of plastic ramps, 2 plastic oil-catch pans and a big galvanized-steel oil-catch tray they made.

I had owned all this stuff for the longest time, never realizing they made 75% of it for the US, never realizing it didn't come from China, but from Blitz's 1 factory in Miami, Oklahoma less than 100 miles from my house until the news stories started showing up years back.

The news was about Blitz getting sued by people or their families (if they dead) because, in the words of the plaintiff's attorneys, Blitz didn't do enough in the design of their gas cans to prevent burning yourself the fuck up/becoming crispy if you are drunk and want to pour gas on a fire for a bit a funnin.

Blitz's position was the obvious, "that's a dumbass thing to do, our product wasn't intended for that, u=dumb faggot". Judges saw it differently, multiple times, making Blitz write big checks to whiskey tangoes and probably niggers, Blitz is no longer a business now.

Really, when did this type of shit start happening? As a kid in the 80s I know my parents loved me, my friends parents loved them, but if I or a friend burnt theyself up pouring gas on a fire they wouldn't go looking for someone to blame, they'd know it was because it was a case of defective human, gas cans hold gas, that's it, up to the human to decide what to do with it.

Toyota, sued for runaway electronic throttle control that gets people corpsed-up=valid, almost the opposite, GM, sued for ignition switches that can randomly shut down the engine corpsing people up=valid and on and on but how did we get to the point of saying SHUT IT DOWN to a gas can manufacturer for making gas cans? How are firearm manus being sued succesfully by the moms of perforated dindus? How are sentient humans no longer held accountable for their actions when their own thought-out actions lead to death or injury of someone just because it involves %big corp product%?


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Great post, fucking obnoxious story. The lawyer or w/e at 11:30 makes a perfect point. If they somehow modified the can to make it 'safer' in some way to be poured near open flame then more retards would be pouring them on open flame with a false sense of security. Its a no win scenario for a good American company making a good product.

He also makes a good point about how when you hobble up Tard Harrison Jr. in front of a jury and he looks like the world most dedicated Freddy Kruger cosplayer then the muh feelz are gonna kick in in a lot of cases.

I wish I had been on one of those juries.  :evola:
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Better call Saul!

But seriously, a lot of lawyers are scumbags and juries can be idiots.  Good idea for a thread.

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WARNING: CONTENTS MAY BE HOT!

No shit? It's coffee, it's supposed to be hot. What kind of retard is going to dump coffee on their crotch and then have the audacity to SUE when they burn themselves?

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WARNING: CONTENTS MAY BE HOT!

No shit? It's coffee, it's supposed to be hot. What kind of retard is going to dump coffee on their crotch and then have the audacity to SUE when they burn themselves?
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WARNING: CONTENTS MAY BE HOT!

No shit? It's coffee, it's supposed to be hot. What kind of retard is going to dump coffee on their crotch and then have the audacity to SUE when they burn themselves?

That one's been a favorite of goons forever, "It really was over temp!, her suit is valid! You only make fun of it cause your shitlord dad or uncle fwd:ed something to you!"

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lol I just remembered I posted a pic of a gas can last night in the troon thread as a suggestion to superstar goon fire. Looked, it's a Blitz!

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in all fairness she only sued to get her medical expenses covered after the ridiculously hot coffee mcdonalds sold, which it garnered plenty of complaints and injuries resulting from, literally melting her labia to her thigh.

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in all fairness she only sued to get her medical expenses covered after the ridiculously hot coffee mcdonalds sold, which it garnered plenty of complaints and injuries resulting from, literally melting her labia to her thigh.

According to wikipedia, she tried to settle for medical expenses, but once the lawyers got involved, they tacked on punitive and other, non-medical-related, damages.

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It's all about shifting responsibility and blame from themselves to other individuals/groups/businesses/etc. And/or for the thousands or millions in damages because they did something stupid and muh feelings.

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- People are leveraged to the hilt.  People sue less when they're flush with cash
- There are more lawyers than ever.  In fact there are so many lawyers that job placement rates are pretty shitty unless you go to schools like Harvard or Yale.
- Media conditioning over the past few decades has given people the impression that corporations are bottomless pits of cash.
- A lot of businesses will settle out of court to avoid having their name in the papers.  So people get away with several hundred thousand or low million dollar settlements just so they can go away. 

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- A lot of businesses will settle out of court to avoid having their name in the papers.  So people get away with several hundred thousand or low million dollar settlements just so they can go away.
100% wrong.

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The worst thing is that as I was saying in strug, the various safety cap designs just made it so I avoided buying and using their product, so that hurts sales.

My parents have a bunch of these cans, and they all have different types of safety cap devices to save the children and protect the environment from theses MASSIVE amounts of fumes I'm releasing filling a lawnmower.

Last time I was trying to fill their snowblower two of them leaked when you poured--thus defeating the entire purpose of the safety cap, one wouldn't flow no matter how I turned it, and the other wasn't interchangeable with the can that had the most gas in it.

So for my own garage I have a 40 year old can that looks like this:


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The worst thing is that as I was saying in strug, the various safety cap designs just made it so I avoided buying and using their product, so that hurts sales.

My parents have a bunch of these cans, and they all have different types of safety cap devices to save the children and protect the environment from theses MASSIVE amounts of fumes I'm releasing filling a lawnmower.

Last time I was trying to fill their snowblower two of them leaked when you poured--thus defeating the entire purpose of the safety cap, one wouldn't flow no matter how I turned it, and the other wasn't interchangeable with the can that had the most gas in it.

So for my own garage I have a 40 year old can that looks like this:


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probably talking out my ass here but it seems more like this is the result of bowing to either environmental regulation or an outside group. someone bitches enough about the companies cannister releasing too much 'vapor' so they change it so that it doesn't. they don't really give a fuck about the environment beyond what they have to by regulations, they're just trying to appease whatever group.

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i was in a car accident that wasnt my fault, i called up a shady ambulance chaser and he sent me to a chiropractor who confirmed that i was indeed "suffering from sever spinal misalignment", i got "treatment" for 1 month that mostly consisted of being mildly electrocuted, and one whole year later i got my share of the actual cash settlement, a whopping $5k which i promptly lost at an indian casino
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i was in a car accident that wasnt my fault, i called up a shady ambulance chaser and he sent me to a chiropractor who confirmed that i was indeed "suffering from sever spinal misalignment", i got "treatment" for 1 month that mostly consisted of being mildly electrocuted, and one whole year later i got my share of the actual cash settlement, a whopping $5k which i promptly lost at an indian casino

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i was in a car accident that wasnt my fault, i called up a shady ambulance chaser and he sent me to a chiropractor who confirmed that i was indeed "suffering from sever spinal misalignment", i got "treatment" for 1 month that mostly consisted of being mildly electrocuted, and one whole year later i got my share of the actual cash settlement, a whopping $5k which i promptly lost at an indian casino

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Maybe you're too stupd or clumsy to use anything that that requires opposable thumbs

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P sure you don't need any more "skills" than a 2nd grader to pour liquids from one container to another without spilling everywhere HTH

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i was in a car accident that wasnt my fault, i called up a shady ambulance chaser and he sent me to a chiropractor who confirmed that i was indeed "suffering from sever spinal misalignment", i got "treatment" for 1 month that mostly consisted of being mildly electrocuted, and one whole year later i got my share of the actual cash settlement, a whopping $5k which i promptly lost at an indian casino

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Stormy Daniels Files Suit, Claims NDA Invalid Because Trump Didn't Sign At The XXX
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President Trump's proclivity for putting his name on buildings, steaks, ties, and certificates is well known. But former adult film actress Stormy Daniels says he failed to put his name on their contract.

Daniels, whose given name is Stephanie Clifford, filed a civil suit against President Trump on Tuesday alleging the non-disclosure agreement she signed just days before the 2016 election, is invalid because it's missing Trump's signature.



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The suit alleges Trump "purposely did not sign the agreement so he could later, if need be, publicly disavow any knowledge of the 'Hush Agreement'" or the affair.

Michael Avenatti, Clifford's lawyer, posted a complete copy of the lawsuit to Twitter Tuesday evening. It does not ask for damages only that the court declare the contract "invalid, unenforceable, and/or void."

 
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Clifford also confirms details about the supposed affair with Trump. She says she began an "intimate relationship" with Trump years before his political aspirations took concrete shape and more than a year into his marriage to now-First Lady Melania Trump. She says it began in the summer of 2006 in Lake Tahoe and that it lasted "well into 2007."

The actress issued a statement in January addressed "To Whom It May Concern" saying, "I am not denying this affair because I was paid 'hush money' as has been reported in overseas owned tabloids. I am denying it because it never happened."

The existence of the non-disclosure contract became known after The Wall Street Journal reported Cohen arranged to pay Clifford $130,000 just days before the 2016 presidential election to stop her from going public with her story. Money for the payment was drawn from Essential Consultants LLC, a company that Clifford says in the complaint Cohen created" for the express purpose of hiding the true source of funds."

Cohen has said he paid Clifford out of his own pocket and that he was never reimbursed by the Trump campaign or the Trump Organization. However, he's refused to explain why he paid Clifford the generous sum.

Common Cause, a government watchdog group, filed a complaint with the Federal Election Commission stating that the payment was an in-kind contribution to the Trump campaign.

Cohen denies the allegations saying they are "factually unsupported and without legal merit, and my counsel has submitted a response to the F.E.C."

It is unclear if Clifford intends to return the $130,000 payment from Cohen.

According to the lawsuit, Clifford was inspired to step forward with her account of at least one tryst with Trump at the Beverly Hills Hotel shortly after the Access Hollywood tape was released. In it, Trump is caught using crude language about women and describing how he would hit on them. But Cohen, who at the time was an attorney for the Trump Organization, stepped in with a set of documents and lots of cash.

Under the agreement, which uses the pseudonyms "David Dennison" and "Peggy Peterson" to identify Trump and Clifford respectively, Clifford would be required to pay Trump $1 million for each breach. Clifford signed the agreement on the allotted line for "PP" on Oct. 28, 2016. But the space over "DD" remains blank.

And, even if the absence of a signature by the president isn't enough to void the contract, Clifford argues that Cohen has violated the terms of the deal in making multiple statements to the media. It specifically references a Feb. 13 statement to The New York Times as evidence that there was "no binding agreement in place."

Clifford also claims Cohen has continued efforts to "shut her up" and cites "bogus arbitration" initiated as recently as Feb. 27, 2018.
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That's shitty lawyering. Even a 1L knows that the contract must be signed by the party against whom enforcement is sought.  Trump didn't have to sign it, though what does it say about her and her attorney that he never did?

The President (Defendant) used the pseudonym David Dennison in the confidentiality agreement, and the porn whore used Peggy Peterson (Plaintiff). So far there has been no run on David Dennison for usernames on SS. This is a disappointment.

Here's the attorney: http://avenatti.com He has been very successful, but he just waltzed his legal career into the Trump curse.
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That's shitty lawyering. Even a 1L knows that the contract must be signed by the party against whom enforcement is sought.  Trump didn't have to sign it, though what does it say about her and her attorney that he never did?

That's literally the first thing I thought. Why would he have to sign the NDA?
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