Author Topic: Look At These Fucking Goons (Read 128998 times)

BubbaCat · « **Reply #50 on:** October 18, 2012, 12:17:25 PM »

Ah-ha, based on response, some of you have this haircut.

BubbaCat · « **Reply #51 on:** October 19, 2012, 12:41:24 PM »

Quote from: Eugene Bullard on October 18, 2012, 02:22:01 PM

Quote from: BubbaCat on October 17, 2012, 12:18:18 PM
Used to keep my hair high and tight. Now I am growing it out. Reason? The sudden massive resurgence in shaved sides.

What is in common here?

I saw this same haircut on an AIDS incubator working in a women's clothing store at the local mall not one week ago so

The one picture I left is HIV poz

Procrustes · « **Reply #52 on:** October 19, 2012, 05:22:56 PM »

I dont know where to even start...

I'm done.

brood · « **Reply #53 on:** October 19, 2012, 05:27:39 PM »

Quote from: Procrustes on October 19, 2012, 05:22:56 PM

I dont know where to even start...

i just feel bad for that guy. he's really ugly and there's very little he can do about it

High Impact Sexbot 2020 · « **Reply #54 on:** October 19, 2012, 08:26:06 PM »

A haircut and a suit would be a start.

Fade to Vanilla · « **Reply #55 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:01:58 AM »

goon before

goon after, plus tits

next few are a goon who describes himself as "genderfluid"

High Impact Sexbot 2020 · « **Reply #56 on:** October 31, 2012, 07:46:15 AM »

Dude doesn't look like a lady.

Rocket · « **Reply #57 on:** October 31, 2012, 12:56:55 PM »

Chesty Puller would literally take a knife and carve that USMC tattoo off his arm.

Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 · « **Reply #58 on:** October 31, 2012, 08:56:26 PM »

Quote from: Randocop40k on October 31, 2012, 07:46:15 AM

Dude doesn't look like a lady.

Harry D Greek · « **Reply #59 on:** November 01, 2012, 11:45:37 PM »

The sad thing is is that dude can wear a smaller size dress than the majority of the girls who post in that thread.

Fade to Vanilla · « **Reply #60 on:** November 02, 2012, 02:49:24 AM »

reasonably cute goonette ...

... who may or may not have been the inspiration for 1001 goony sleepless nights.

AH SAIL PROPAYNE

The cat has the look of learned helplessness. Nothing it can do will save it, so it just goes limp.

This goonette (?) was made from Lego blocks. Seriously, is it tucking between its legs?

Burlap potato sacks are fashionable and back in stores this fall.

It's rare to find someone who only dyes his eyebrows.

If ever there was a "manly girdle" this isn't it.

High Impact Sexbot 2020 · « **Reply #61 on:** November 02, 2012, 02:54:11 AM »

trannyhawk

Rocket · « **Reply #62 on:** November 02, 2012, 07:14:09 AM »

Quote from: Randbot2020 on November 02, 2012, 02:54:11 AM

trannyhawk

Yea... If that is actually a girl I feel very sorry for her. I got a completely masculine vibe from it and it made me a little sick. The reasonably cute goonette, though... it that's a guy she's got me fooled because I find her attractive.

High Impact Sexbot 2020 · « **Reply #63 on:** November 02, 2012, 08:11:49 AM »

Pretty sure the first one is a real girl.

BubbaCat · « **Reply #64 on:** November 02, 2012, 11:35:42 AM »

Quote

This guy appears to have underwent massive lipo and skin removal surgery after a huge weight loss. There are sutures running up his forearm; he has on a compression garment; and he has a nasty drain line showing in the bottom left of the pic. You can see from the orange-red color that he is still draining the saline and epinephrine solution given to him during surgery to slow bleeding. He probably is hiding additional laparoscopic scars from a lap band or stomach bypass.

The thing that amazes me is that they was no wait for a reveal.

Is he Goon?

[X] - Overinflated confidence
[X] - Not know proper timing
[X] - Thinks thinner is buffer based on flex revealing no muscle mass at all and moobs
[X] - Had $100K in much-needed, "lifesaving" medical procedures for weight problem
[X] - "It's glandular"
[X] - Horrible tattoos

All signs point to yes.

faggotvonpenisbreath · « **Reply #65 on:** November 02, 2012, 01:48:14 PM »

wimpb · « **Reply #66 on:** November 04, 2012, 07:35:46 PM »

I guess that's what hell looks like.

Rocket · « **Reply #67 on:** November 04, 2012, 08:29:27 PM »

Quote from: BubbaCat on November 02, 2012, 11:35:42 AM

Quote

This guy appears to have underwent massive lipo and skin removal surgery after a huge weight loss. There are sutures running up his forearm; he has on a compression garment; and he has a nasty drain line showing in the bottom left of the pic. You can see from the orange-red color that he is still draining the saline and epinephrine solution given to him during surgery to slow bleeding. He probably is hiding additional laparoscopic scars from a lap band or stomach bypass.

The thing that amazes me is that they was no wait for a reveal.

Is he Goon?

[X] - Overinflated confidence
[X] - Not know proper timing
[X] - Thinks thinner is buffer based on flex revealing no muscle mass at all and moobs
[X] - Had $100K in much-needed, "lifesaving" medical procedures for weight problem
[X] - "It's glandular"
[X] - Horrible tattoos

All signs point to yes.

About half that picture is cut off on Android. Fix your forums, Hangly!

Fade to Vanilla · « **Reply #68 on:** November 05, 2012, 08:01:56 PM »

goonie von aspie and the busted fashion sense

There's nothing about this picture that isn't sad

Having known the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, they would kill this kid

Never seen a magenta sausage

He has the weirdest boner right now

Fade to Vanilla · « **Reply #69 on:** November 05, 2012, 08:13:19 PM »

Goon proves you can cross-dress at the Army-Navy Surplus store

And he wondered why he was never invited back to goon eats

1001 words (all unnecessary)

If I keep her watered and in the sun, my waifu should blossom in 10 years or so

Psst Seth Rogen is a goon, pass it on (not really; about 85% of them look like this)

Ugh

Elf Pron has always been disgusting; Marie is just realizing that the biggest mistake she ever made was giving Lowtax :10bux:

Fade to Vanilla · « **Reply #70 on:** November 05, 2012, 11:12:24 PM »

oh, and then there was this

Muttonfingers · « **Reply #71 on:** November 09, 2012, 05:07:03 AM »

Quote from: Fade to Vanilla on November 05, 2012, 11:12:24 PM

oh, and then there was this

I can just imagine this playing in his head as he does it

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqql30HE0To" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqql30HE0To</a>

BubbaCat · « **Reply #72 on:** November 09, 2012, 10:49:37 AM »

Quote from: Fade to Vanilla on November 05, 2012, 11:12:24 PM

oh, and then there was this

At first I though, we did he do this on top of a mig welder. The laws of physics clearly state goons and manual labor items cannot occupy the same space and time. Then I realized that it was a target for his prized shuriken collection.

Justice Dredd · « **Reply #73 on:** November 10, 2012, 10:06:06 AM »

he's a Canadian in China

Rocket · « **Reply #74 on:** November 10, 2012, 11:22:43 AM »

Quote from: 2nd Class Internet Citizen on November 10, 2012, 10:06:06 AM

he's a Canadian in China

Wait... what's so goony abou....

Oh.

QuoteMine:

Author Topic: Look At These Fucking Goons (Read 128998 times)

wimpb