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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5150 on: April 10, 2018, 01:28:19 PM »
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https://theblast.com/t-j-miller-arrested-false-bomb-threat/

TJ Miller was arrested for calling in a false bomb threat on an Amtrak train.

Obligatory reminder that TJ Miller beat his college girlfriend and then when called out on it, claimed she was a lying whore.

The most fucked part of the TJ Miller saga is that this is how most liberals live their lives. Raping women while claiming to be an #allay? Calling in false threats to the police for #reasons? How many times have we heard this story?

He only gets attention because he's famous.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5151 on: April 11, 2018, 01:57:10 PM »
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https://theblast.com/t-j-miller-arrested-false-bomb-threat/

TJ Miller was arrested for calling in a false bomb threat on an Amtrak train.

Obligatory reminder that TJ Miller beat his college girlfriend and then when called out on it, claimed she was a lying whore.

I'm not even gonna hold out on the false hope of him serving prison time, but what are the financial repercussions of something like this? What's a rough estimate he'll be on the hook for if Amtrak takes him to court?

Is him being reduced to "average working shlub" a real possibility between attorney fees and potentially loosing a lawsuit? Sure seems like it could be, but I have no clue, when it comes to legal matters of that caliber.


His Hollywood career is thoroughly over, but at the end of it all, will he have enough money to coast through life on, or will he lose enough to a point where he has to find ~work~ again, be it stand up shill or blue collar work?

Realistically, what money does he have? The few seasons of Silicon Valley have to be the majority of his royalties. The Emoji movie is straight to Netflix/bargain bin bullshit, so that's probably a few million... Going down the list... Ready Player One is I'm sure enough to keep him safe, along with whatever other shit he did in Deadpool... Meh.. Looks like he'll be fine, but at least he's fucked career wise.
His parents are incredibly well off, and Hollywood loves a come back story if he can ever get his shit sorted out.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5152 on: April 11, 2018, 02:33:35 PM »
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https://theblast.com/t-j-miller-arrested-false-bomb-threat/

TJ Miller was arrested for calling in a false bomb threat on an Amtrak train.

Obligatory reminder that TJ Miller beat his college girlfriend and then when called out on it, claimed she was a lying whore.

I'm not even gonna hold out on the false hope of him serving prison time, but what are the financial repercussions of something like this? What's a rough estimate he'll be on the hook for if Amtrak takes him to court?

Is him being reduced to "average working shlub" a real possibility between attorney fees and potentially loosing a lawsuit? Sure seems like it could be, but I have no clue, when it comes to legal matters of that caliber.


His Hollywood career is thoroughly over, but at the end of it all, will he have enough money to coast through life on, or will he lose enough to a point where he has to find ~work~ again, be it stand up shill or blue collar work?

Realistically, what money does he have? The few seasons of Silicon Valley have to be the majority of his royalties. The Emoji movie is straight to Netflix/bargain bin bullshit, so that's probably a few million... Going down the list... Ready Player One is I'm sure enough to keep him safe, along with whatever other shit he did in Deadpool... Meh.. Looks like he'll be fine, but at least he's fucked career wise.
His parents are incredibly well off, and Hollywood loves a come back story if he can ever get his shit sorted out.
One can lend sympathy to someone who does drugs, drinks, and beats women with their fist/dick. But burning bridges in the industry and calling in a fake bomb scare is a new one.
His name was Harry Anderson

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5153 on: April 11, 2018, 04:58:38 PM »
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He did have part of his brain removed due to either a tumor or brain hemorrhage while filming the hit Yogi Bear 3D.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5155 on: April 18, 2018, 09:57:15 AM »
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5156 on: April 18, 2018, 11:38:01 AM »
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Yeah that sure is an arab woman typical of all female arabs right there.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5157 on: April 18, 2018, 02:52:18 PM »
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Why are we talking about that ugly fuck and her dumb opinion?
His name was Harry Anderson

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5158 on: April 18, 2018, 03:51:32 PM »
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Why are we talking about that ugly fuck and her dumb opinion?

Because its a slow unsourced Star Wars youtube videos recapped by ATOP day.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5159 on: April 18, 2018, 06:48:16 PM »
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She is offensively ugly.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5160 on: April 20, 2018, 03:01:06 PM »
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5161 on: April 20, 2018, 08:53:16 PM »
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Hillary Clinton to Campaign Staff: 'I Am Getting Pretty Tired of Hearing About How Nobody Likes Me'

http://www.newsweek.com/hillary-clinton-2016-campaign-895092
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5162 on: April 20, 2018, 09:12:22 PM »
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5163 on: April 20, 2018, 09:52:15 PM »
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Dang, that dude gets bigger and bigger. He's a one-man famine.