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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5400 on: December 08, 2018, 08:09:13 AM »
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5401 on: December 09, 2018, 01:42:38 PM »
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In the timeframe you hope and think it will it will crash at least twice.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5402 on: December 10, 2018, 07:14:15 PM »
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5404 on: December 12, 2018, 12:19:46 AM »
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Everything around there is full of tourists, how did nobody notice?
Also I bet they were french.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5405 on: December 12, 2018, 12:31:56 AM »
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It wasn't anal, so not French.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5406 on: December 12, 2018, 01:27:21 AM »
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So did the same buddy who helicoptered you to a ski chalet for eclipse viewing also drop you and a lady friend off on top of a pyramid?

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5407 on: December 12, 2018, 02:07:44 AM »
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The most surprising thing is that it's an actual man and woman.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5408 on: December 12, 2018, 04:29:56 AM »
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i'm amazed that cairo can even be seen through the smog

there's usually an impenetrable gray/brown haze that makes it literally impossible to see the pyramids from the city and vice versa, thanks to millions of cars and no emissions standards
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5409 on: December 12, 2018, 08:44:05 AM »
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The most surprising thing is that it's an actual man and woman.

What I was going to say. But it could turn out it's a man getting fucked in his front-hole by a girl-dick.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5410 on: December 16, 2018, 10:53:23 PM »
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A Mahatma Gandhi statue has been removed from the campus of the University of Ghana after protests from students and faculty who argue the Indian independence leader considered Africans “inferior”.
http://archive.is/2HdRA

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5411 on: December 16, 2018, 10:59:19 PM »
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Wtf I like Ghandi now???

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5412 on: December 16, 2018, 11:01:36 PM »
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Seriously though, ghandi had a point. Street shitting curry niggers are disgusting but they’re not african nigger disgusting.

Like the shitskindians aren’t killing, dismembering, and eating midgets to heal their grids
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5413 on: December 16, 2018, 11:17:37 PM »
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Like the shitskindians aren’t killing, dismembering, and eating midgets to heal their grids

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thuggee

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aghori

They sure are trying.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5414 on: Today at 10:47:30 AM »
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A Mahatma Gandhi statue has been removed from the campus of the University of Ghana after protests from students and faculty who argue the Indian independence leader considered Africans “inferior”.
http://archive.is/2HdRA

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I'd say this makes more sense than some US university. Somewhat dumb they even had the statue in the first place.