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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5225 on: June 13, 2018, 05:59:40 PM »
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Cyrano is a mod now? Lol fag

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5226 on: June 13, 2018, 06:00:56 PM »
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Cyrano is a mod now? Lol fag
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5227 on: June 13, 2018, 06:17:22 PM »
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Literally the first thing I'd do once I bought it would be to remove any sort of access ANYONE but me has to anything, not even modding/mod forum access would remain. That includes mods who I'd trust to not fuck with shit like Cyrano, just to be fair across the board.

give me full admin access, but only over the accounts of known troons. let me upload themes and scripts, except the modifications i make to the forums only apply to troon accounts. i promise it will be rly fun
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5228 on: June 13, 2018, 06:40:56 PM »
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First thing is first: make all forums visible to all users, then contact the fbi to report all aatrek pms

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5229 on: June 13, 2018, 06:44:09 PM »
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First thing is first: make all forums visible to all users, then contact the fbi to report all aatrek pms

Hey, aatrek's been off the sex offender list for a year now.  He can PM all the kids he wants.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5230 on: June 13, 2018, 07:43:21 PM »
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First thing is first: make all forums visible to all users, then contact the fbi to report all aatrek pms

Hey, aatrek's been off the sex offender list for a year now.  He can PM all the kids he wants.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5231 on: June 13, 2018, 07:55:49 PM »
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Aaron Patrick Nadler and a little 8 year old girl are walking in the woods. They keep walking further and further and it's getting darker and darker. The little girl looks up at Aatrek and says "Gee mister, I'm getting scared." Aatrek goes "You think you're scared kid, I have to walk out of here alone."
My favorite Aatrek episode is "City on the Edge of A School Zone"

Kevin Dawes was sold out by Eliot Higgins.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5232 on: June 13, 2018, 08:04:55 PM »
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I have zero sympathy for anyone who kills themselves. Bringing unimaginable pain to those who love you because you're too much of a pussy to keep living? Burn in hell faggot
Counterpoint: you're too big of a pussy to deal with the death of a loved one, which is guaranteed to happen multiple times in your life. And because you're too much of a pussy, you want someone you claim to love to suffer for years or decades just so you can lie in bed at night and count the number of living friends/relatives.

I don't feel sympathy necessarily, because there's no reason to pity the dead. I do however feel glad for them that they are no longer in pain and were able to make the tough decision to leave hope and love behind (assuming they had either).

Junkie faggot has terrible opinion, no one is surprised.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5233 on: June 13, 2018, 08:10:20 PM »
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Quote from: Lowtax
Right now it takes roughly 11 days of forum purchases just to cover bandwidth costs, and that's before taxes! Please buy a bunch of shit or just toss money at me through the donation link up top, because right now I'm $70,000 in medical debt and the way things are going I'll never be able to even cover costs of site bandwidth, much less all my stupid goddamn fucking American corrupt health care shit fucker from hell bills.

Please, I beg of you, open up your hearts - and your wallets - so I can at least generate enough revenue to cover bandwidth here!

We've said this many times before, but I think this really might be the End Times for SA. If he can't even pay the hosting, site is fucked.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5234 on: June 13, 2018, 08:24:14 PM »
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Quote from: Lowtax
Right now it takes roughly 11 days of forum purchases just to cover bandwidth costs, and that's before taxes! Please buy a bunch of shit or just toss money at me through the donation link up top, because right now I'm $70,000 in medical debt and the way things are going I'll never be able to even cover costs of site bandwidth, much less all my stupid goddamn fucking American corrupt health care shit fucker from hell bills.

Please, I beg of you, open up your hearts - and your wallets - so I can at least generate enough revenue to cover bandwidth here!

We've said this many times before, but I think this really might be the End Times for SA. If he can't even pay the hosting, site is fucked.

We should start archiving the site in case it goes down.
My favorite Aatrek episode is "City on the Edge of A School Zone"

Kevin Dawes was sold out by Eliot Higgins.

Spanish Manlove is Luis Franco-Waite

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5235 on: June 13, 2018, 09:05:45 PM »
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We've said this many times before, but I think this really might be the End Times for SA. If he can't even pay the hosting, site is fucked.

He can pay the hosting.  He already said that the first 11 days revenue each month covers that.  When he asks people to send more money SA's way it is not to cover the hosting but to increase the amount of income he gets from SA each month.  He already gets $1600 from the Gaming Garbage Patreon on top of whatever income SA provides. 

He may be spinning it as "can't afford the hosting", but that's not true and won't be true until the hosting costs more than SA brings in each month.  He won't close down SA while it's bringing in even a few hundred of passive income each month.

None of that means his income is adequate for a 40 year old supporting one and a half families, but it does mean that hosting fees aren't the reason he needs more money.
« Last Edit: June 13, 2018, 09:16:50 PM by Waltzing Matilda »

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5236 on: June 13, 2018, 09:07:10 PM »
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None of this shit adds up.  Nigga is lying.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5237 on: June 13, 2018, 10:13:10 PM »
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None of this shit adds up.  Nigga is lying.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5238 on: June 13, 2018, 10:28:14 PM »
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Time to add math to the long resume of things that lowtax isn't good at.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5239 on: June 13, 2018, 10:38:19 PM »
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Is anyone surprised that a loser junkie and his loser alcoholic wife is concocting yet another scheme to bilk dipshit goons?

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5240 on: June 13, 2018, 10:45:04 PM »
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Is anyone surprised that a loser junkie and his loser alcoholic wife is concocting yet another scheme to bilk dipshit goons?

Given the large amount of NEETs who survive on e-charity these days, I'm not even sure it counts as a "scheme" any more.  It seems to be the career option of choice for many.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5241 on: June 13, 2018, 11:14:40 PM »
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how many of these ebegging schemes has he pitched in the last year? it seems like a weekly thing now. next week his dog will have ass cancer.
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5242 on: June 14, 2018, 09:52:16 AM »
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Given the large amount of NEETs who survive on e-charity these days, I'm not even sure it counts as a "scheme" any more.  It seems to be the career option of choice for many.

Has it got to a point yet they are calling out other beggars as being dis-genuine in hopes of maximizing their own take?

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5243 on: June 14, 2018, 04:01:06 PM »
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Lowtax went from begging for money so he could upgrade the forum to renaming his pateron to somethingawful to admitting that he embezzled the forum upgrade money to pay his personal bills to lying about going into debt to pay for bandwidth to making up every medical emergency he could think of (my neck disintegrated, canuckwife has lupus, elderly mother has super rare cancer)

His junkie brain can only comprehend getting more free money with each new story but even the stupidest goon will wise up eventually. He's burning through whatever goodwill he has left for a few thousand bucks.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5244 on: June 14, 2018, 04:35:30 PM »
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apparently lowtax pushed a site notification that was actually a stealth ad linking to a site with goatse on it?  can anyone confirm?

it also appears that mods have been directed to shill for donations, and there's a thread in qcs about how to cut down on bandwidth to save the forums as if it's fucking 2002

lowtax's final act on this earth is shaping up to be a lot funnier than all the wacky zany articles he's ever written, combined
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5245 on: June 14, 2018, 04:51:35 PM »
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How much could forum bandwidth possibly cost at this point?

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5246 on: June 14, 2018, 05:28:39 PM »
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off topic ? but tangentially sa-related: what do the SCALE and deSCALE terms mean that people on mpc use?

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5247 on: June 14, 2018, 10:27:44 PM »
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My $20k offer for the forums still stands, get at me Taxypoo

If you buy it, can I bbe a mod?

You assume there'll be anything left to mod after ZDR throws a hissy fit and nukes the site. 

Heck, the smart plan is buy the site, ban ZDR, let him destroy everything in an impotent rage, sue him and recover all your money.  You'll end up walking away with the SA IP for exactly what its worth: $0

That's assuming ZDR has a pot to piss in so you can recover your money. Since he's a goon, the odds of that are not in your favor.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5248 on: June 15, 2018, 06:20:51 AM »
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How much could forum bandwidth possibly cost at this point?

Who the fuck pays for bandwidth anymore anyway? It's usually included as part of the server hosting fee.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #5249 on: June 15, 2018, 06:42:44 AM »
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LOL if you think “bandwidth” means something other than “booze and pills”