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« Reply #6775 on: March 07, 2017, 08:14:55 AM »
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No one should ever use Apple products for any reason

The only Apple product I have is an iPod touch.  Is there a good, cheap alternative mp3 player with similar functionality?

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« Reply #6776 on: March 07, 2017, 08:20:40 AM »
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Where the hell did I just go? Is this still the niggerdeath alt-right seig heil gas the Jews site or did I click the wrong button somewhere?

i dont know where you went but please go back there and never come back

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« Reply #6777 on: March 07, 2017, 09:00:41 AM »
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No one should ever use Apple products for any reason

The only Apple product I have is an iPod touch.  Is there a good, cheap alternative mp3 player with similar functionality?

Yeah, just buy an unlocked Android phone with similar specs and don't buy a carrier plan. It is the same thing.

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« Reply #6778 on: March 07, 2017, 09:07:34 AM »
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Where the hell did I just go? Is this still the niggerdeath alt-right seig heil gas the Jews site or did I click the wrong button somewhere?

i dont know where you went but please go back there and never come back

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« Reply #6779 on: March 07, 2017, 11:09:07 AM »
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iPhone can download things you just need an app to handle the file type. All this nerd shit sounds like Autists who demand that their phones need to be full computers to do some Linux shit on it according to my cousin who constantly posts Facebook virtue signaling about how Apple is an evil company because you can't download and seed torrents on an iPhone or install some movie pirating system

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« Reply #6780 on: March 07, 2017, 11:26:27 AM »
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I just don't like i-products and macs because their pricing is retarded.

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« Reply #6781 on: March 07, 2017, 11:39:20 AM »
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iPhone can download things you just need an app to handle the file type. All this nerd shit sounds like Autists who demand that their phones need to be full computers to do some Linux shit on it according to my cousin who constantly posts Facebook virtue signaling about how Apple is an evil company because you can't download and seed torrents on an iPhone or install some movie pirating system

iPhone is retarded because it costs too much, not because you can't download torrents. People who buy the newest iPhones look exactly like those fucking Goons that have 500 games they haven't played on Steam to me. Retarded fucking lumps who get sucked in by marketing tactics designed to make you want shit you don't need. It's not that I'm immune to it, either. I am also retarded. Just not retarded enough to pay a thousand fucking dollars for a phone that's going to break inside of a year and then bitch about how I can't afford groceries.
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« Reply #6782 on: March 07, 2017, 12:18:28 PM »
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/\ First person to show me an Android was a "sound production enthusiast" in the most stereotypical sense. Yep, the mental image you already have is correct. Ponytail, wallet chain, Doc Martins, black band t-shirt, cigarette breath, all that. Ever since then, it's been minorities and hipsters. Any time I've ever heard sale fone sound-effects mixed with gangster rap, at full phone volume, on public transit, it's coming from an Android.

It's an iPhone ripoff in the most niggerish sense. First iPhone dropped in 2007 and then Android came around a year later.

HTC released a cheaper version of the same thing, complete with viruses and malware. If that's not bootleg, idk what is.
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« Reply #6783 on: March 07, 2017, 12:28:02 PM »
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It's cheaper and does the same thing. If you hang your image on what kind of phone you own you are a fag.

*Edit* I'm not going to pay twice as much for a phone to avoid having the same phone as Jamal on a subway thousands of miles away from me. You're telling me not to buy a cheaper phone of a similar quality that does everything the vast majority of people want their smartphone to do because you met two people you don't like that had it and also Apple thought of it first. lol Do you not realize how stupid that is?
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« Reply #6784 on: March 07, 2017, 01:02:28 PM »
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/\ First person to show me an Android was a "sound production enthusiast" in the most stereotypical sense. Yep, the mental image you already have is correct. Ponytail, wallet chain, Doc Martins, black band t-shirt, cigarette breath, all that. Ever since then, it's been minorities and hipsters. Any time I've ever heard sale fone sound-effects mixed with gangster rap, at full phone volume, on public transit, it's coming from an Android.

It's an iPhone ripoff in the most niggerish sense. First iPhone dropped in 2007 and then Android came around a year later.

HTC released a cheaper version of the same thing, complete with viruses and malware. If that's not bootleg, idk what is.
Android has ~85% market share. Plenty of hipsters and minorities shell out for iProducts. You might want to update your market analysis from 2008.

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« Reply #6785 on: March 07, 2017, 01:06:23 PM »
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Apple thought of it first
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« Reply #6786 on: March 07, 2017, 01:17:07 PM »
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This is almost as bad as the middle-aged guy who smugly pulls out his circa 2003 Motorola flip phone and tells you, "I don't even OWN a television"-style, that hey this still gets the job done.
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« Reply #6787 on: March 07, 2017, 01:39:27 PM »
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This is almost as bad as the middle-aged guy who smugly pulls out his circa 2003 Motorola flip phone and tells you, "I don't even OWN a television"-style, that hey this still gets the job done.
But that guy is still not as bad as the smartwatch dude who keeps ostentatiously checking his wrist every 15 seconds in the visible hope that you'll ask him about it.

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« Reply #6788 on: March 07, 2017, 01:42:08 PM »
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This is almost as bad as the middle-aged guy who smugly pulls out his circa 2003 Motorola flip phone and tells you, "I don't even OWN a television"-style, that hey this still gets the job done.

I'm not almost as bad as that guy. I am that guy. Except it's a Samsung Rugby.

I have a wife and two kids. What the fuck am I going to do on a smartphone? Play Pokemon Go and go on tinder to look at women I'm never going to fuck when I am lugging around a five and two year old? But I do have an android tablet for watching youtube on the can.


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How To Explain My (25F)& Husbands (29M) Polyamorous Move to Inlaws at Xmas?

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So to make what could be a long story a but shorter, my husband is cool with me being with other men, and actively encouraged me to hook up with a male friend of ours. Said friend quickly became boyfriend and now fiance and now the the husband and I are moving cross country to live in a new shared home. Everyone is happy and excited about it, no drama there at all surprisingly.
However, my in laws are not totally aware. Over the summer the boyfriend came along to stay at the family beach house (we just sad he's a friend and left it at that, though we may have been a bit overly friendly with him on occasion). I have always kept my in laws at arms length, they're nice but not the kind of people who seem like they would adjust well to an "alternative lifestyle". So I live my life privately and simply dont friend them on social media. However this got harder as dating continued because there were suddenly tagged picture of me kissing another man, or with my husband and another guy all cuddled up in a very cozy way. Eventually my Father In Law (who seems the most openminded) took my husband aside when I wasn't around and asked what was up. My husband gave him a hurried explanation that the other man was my boyfriend. And also explained the up coming move would involve us living with him. That same week he posted a little "coming out" thing on facebook to clear the air. Lots of friends were loving and supportive but we have no idea if his family even SAW the post since not one of his siblings or cousins commented or has brought it up. We avoided talkign about it over thanksgiving because I had just gotten my tonsils out and could only communicate by post it note (mostly I just pointed at a note for ice water or a note for my pain meds and slept on the couch). Tomorrow we see the whole extended bunch and then in a few days we leave. I KNOW there will be the ocassional question about the move, but I have no idea how frank to be about certain things, when they all seem very set on ignoring the nice little informative post my husband put up. Do I print it out and hand it to anyone who asks? Lie? Fake laryngitis?? Help appreciated.
TLDR My husband and I are moving in with the other member of our polycule, and the inlaws seem intent on pretending they know nothing about it, what do I do?
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« Reply #6789 on: March 07, 2017, 02:38:06 PM »
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I have a wife and two kids. What the fuck am I going to do on a smartphone? Play Pokemon Go and go on tinder to look at women I'm never going to fuck when I am lugging around a five and two year old? But I do have an android tablet for watching youtube on the can.

"Ooooooo look at me! My wife and kids leave me alone, while I'm on the can!"  :colbert:

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« Reply #6790 on: March 07, 2017, 03:05:23 PM »
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How To Explain My (25F)& Husbands (29M) Polyamorous Move to Inlaws at Xmas?

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So to make what could be a long story a but shorter, my husband is cool with me being with other men, and actively encouraged me to hook up with a male friend of ours. Said friend quickly became boyfriend and now fiance and now the the husband and I are moving cross country to live in a new shared home. Everyone is happy and excited about it, no drama there at all surprisingly.
However, my in laws are not totally aware. Over the summer the boyfriend came along to stay at the family beach house (we just sad he's a friend and left it at that, though we may have been a bit overly friendly with him on occasion). I have always kept my in laws at arms length, they're nice but not the kind of people who seem like they would adjust well to an "alternative lifestyle". So I live my life privately and simply dont friend them on social media. However this got harder as dating continued because there were suddenly tagged picture of me kissing another man, or with my husband and another guy all cuddled up in a very cozy way. Eventually my Father In Law (who seems the most openminded) took my husband aside when I wasn't around and asked what was up. My husband gave him a hurried explanation that the other man was my boyfriend. And also explained the up coming move would involve us living with him. That same week he posted a little "coming out" thing on facebook to clear the air. Lots of friends were loving and supportive but we have no idea if his family even SAW the post since not one of his siblings or cousins commented or has brought it up. We avoided talkign about it over thanksgiving because I had just gotten my tonsils out and could only communicate by post it note (mostly I just pointed at a note for ice water or a note for my pain meds and slept on the couch). Tomorrow we see the whole extended bunch and then in a few days we leave. I KNOW there will be the ocassional question about the move, but I have no idea how frank to be about certain things, when they all seem very set on ignoring the nice little informative post my husband put up. Do I print it out and hand it to anyone who asks? Lie? Fake laryngitis?? Help appreciated.
TLDR My husband and I are moving in with the other member of our polycule, and the inlaws seem intent on pretending they know nothing about it, what do I do?
Do these shitdicks have children? If I were the in-laws, I'd be on the phone with CPS.

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« Reply #6791 on: March 07, 2017, 03:41:29 PM »
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Ever since then, it's been minorities and hipsters. Any time I've ever heard sale fone sound-effects mixed with gangster rap, at full phone volume, on public transit, it's coming from an Android.

It's an iPhone ripoff in the most niggerish sense. First iPhone dropped in 2007 and then Android came around a year later.

HTC released a cheaper version of the same thing, complete with viruses and malware. If that's not bootleg, idk what is.

This forum, like all iterations before it was started by a small group of people, many of whom have been posting together on various spinoffs going on 15 years now.

Dog's plans for the forum have been extensively discussed with 3 of the other 4 fagmins, via group PM, over a period of months.

The only ones "subverting" the forum here are the swole cru/wn/alt rightards who, by their own admission, want to change this forum from what it was, was intended to be, and what the former and current owners want it to be.

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« Reply #6792 on: March 07, 2017, 06:09:15 PM »
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Where the hell did I just go? Is this still the niggerdeath alt-right seig heil gas the Jews site or did I click the wrong button somewhere?

i dont know where you went but please go back there and never come back

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« Reply #6793 on: March 07, 2017, 07:07:27 PM »
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This is almost as bad as the middle-aged guy who smugly pulls out his circa 2003 Motorola flip phone and tells you, "I don't even OWN a television"-style, that hey this still gets the job done.
How To Explain My (25F)& Husbands (29M) Polyamorous Move to Inlaws at Xmas?

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So to make what could be a long story a but shorter, my husband is cool with me being with other men, and actively encouraged me to hook up with a male friend of ours. Said friend quickly became boyfriend and now fiance and now the the husband and I are moving cross country to live in a new shared home. Everyone is happy and excited about it, no drama there at all surprisingly.
However, my in laws are not totally aware. Over the summer the boyfriend came along to stay at the family beach house (we just sad he's a friend and left it at that, though we may have been a bit overly friendly with him on occasion). I have always kept my in laws at arms length, they're nice but not the kind of people who seem like they would adjust well to an "alternative lifestyle". So I live my life privately and simply dont friend them on social media. However this got harder as dating continued because there were suddenly tagged picture of me kissing another man, or with my husband and another guy all cuddled up in a very cozy way. Eventually my Father In Law (who seems the most openminded) took my husband aside when I wasn't around and asked what was up. My husband gave him a hurried explanation that the other man was my boyfriend. And also explained the up coming move would involve us living with him. That same week he posted a little "coming out" thing on facebook to clear the air. Lots of friends were loving and supportive but we have no idea if his family even SAW the post since not one of his siblings or cousins commented or has brought it up. We avoided talkign about it over thanksgiving because I had just gotten my tonsils out and could only communicate by post it note (mostly I just pointed at a note for ice water or a note for my pain meds and slept on the couch). Tomorrow we see the whole extended bunch and then in a few days we leave. I KNOW there will be the ocassional question about the move, but I have no idea how frank to be about certain things, when they all seem very set on ignoring the nice little informative post my husband put up. Do I print it out and hand it to anyone who asks? Lie? Fake laryngitis?? Help appreciated.
TLDR My husband and I are moving in with the other member of our polycule, and the inlaws seem intent on pretending they know nothing about it, what do I do?

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« Reply #6794 on: March 07, 2017, 09:55:40 PM »
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« Reply #6795 on: March 08, 2017, 10:25:16 AM »
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Post that in the troon thread because he's on his way.

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« Reply #6796 on: March 08, 2017, 10:26:19 AM »
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« Reply #6797 on: March 08, 2017, 11:10:22 AM »
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This forum, like all iterations before it was started by a small group of people, many of whom have been posting together on various spinoffs going on 15 years now.

Dog's plans for the forum have been extensively discussed with 3 of the other 4 fagmins, via group PM, over a period of months.

The only ones "subverting" the forum here are the swole cru/wn/alt rightards who, by their own admission, want to change this forum from what it was, was intended to be, and what the former and current owners want it to be.

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« Reply #6798 on: March 08, 2017, 11:28:26 AM »
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« Reply #6799 on: March 08, 2017, 02:32:32 PM »
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