The heart-warming story of Coy Mathis, whose useless semi-employed parents decided when he was 18 months old that he wanted to be a girl because he liked sparkles or some horseshit. In a sane world, both parents would be burned at the stake in the public square and the poor child made a ward of the Sisters of Unyeilding Patriarchy, but this is a world whose mores are dictated by housewives and faggots whose lives are given meaning by shit they read Huffington Post. My daughter spent literally a year of her life pretending to be a cat - she walked around on all fours, spoke in meows, and only answered to the name Baby Kitty; if that were to happen three years from now I'd be arrested if I didn't immediately give her full body fur implants and inject her with lion blood so she could express her inner felininity.
Also it seems like every kid in the family has some kind of serious brain damage/disorder, oh well these things happen must be bad luck doesn't that preschool boy look adorable dressed as a Disney princess every day of his life?!?!
TLDR: America hasn't had a decent leader since Cotton Mather, Decline of the West is now a superfun rollercoaster at your local family theme park, kill everyone, kill, kill, kill.