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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1400 on: March 12, 2017, 10:07:13 PM »
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I seriously forgot about cracked.com until this thread got bumped  :reagan:
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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1401 on: March 12, 2017, 10:29:46 PM »
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Cracked probably doesn't have those sweet Deep State/CIA connections that Buzzfeed enjoys. 


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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1402 on: March 14, 2017, 01:43:06 AM »
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Hey guys just so you know I went out on a date with a cracked writer years back and she has somehow remained my facebook friend. Her posts are a combination of "some crisis has befallen me please send money" or "send money." The bitch moved from her home state as a college dropout to LA to live in this shit house with some cracked podcast guys, one of which is apparently a "predator" in her words.

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1403 on: March 14, 2017, 04:02:08 AM »
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Cracked probably doesn't have those sweet Deep State/CIA connections that Buzzfeed enjoys.

i like that Cracked invented the listicle format and reaped none of the rewards.
There is no "knee jerk reaction". You're a fucking idiot. Personally, I find Jews annoying and kind of gross. But the whole pseudoscience/historical revisionism thing is retarded as shit. I know you assume I must love jews, but you know what? I don't really give a shit about jews one way or another. Look at my posts retard. You say I'm defending Jews. But I'm not. I'm not posting about how great they are, how much I love them, how they should be accepted, or any of that. I never have Not once. I'm taking exception with retarded claims that are easily debunked and/or never backed up. I am objecting to the retarded "logic". But every time I do, someone jumps uo and assumes that I looooooove jews. Now, THAT'S a knee-jerk reaction. Pull your head out of your ass faggot.

There is a mountain of irrefutable, reviewed and supported statistical evidence that shows without a doubt that niggers are fucking terrible. As for Jews, there's just a lot of unsupported pseudoscientific bullshit. If you don't see how that is different, you are stupid as fuck.

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1404 on: March 14, 2017, 07:35:21 AM »
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Hey guys just so you know I went out on a date with a cracked writer years back and she has somehow remained my facebook friend. Her posts are a combination of "some crisis has befallen me please send money" or "send money." The bitch moved from her home state as a college dropout to LA to live in this shit house with some cracked podcast guys, one of which is apparently a "predator" in her words.
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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1405 on: March 14, 2017, 03:08:51 PM »
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Hey guys just so you know I went out on a date with a cracked writer years back and she has somehow remained my facebook friend. Her posts are a combination of "some crisis has befallen me please send money" or "send money." The bitch moved from her home state as a college dropout to LA to live in this shit house with some cracked podcast guys, one of which is apparently a "predator" in her words.

lol what's her name and which guy is the alleged predator
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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1406 on: March 14, 2017, 03:17:08 PM »
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My guess is Michael Swaim. For both questions.
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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1407 on: March 25, 2017, 09:54:23 PM »
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holy shit this one is gross

http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2438-the-perilous-journey-turning-my-hoo-hah-into-dingaling.html

tldr: at the end of it all, this female-to-male has a penis sleeve thing made of chunks of her arms slipped on over her clit and literally no other changes, still has all her original parts (breasts, vagina, uterus) and isn't on hormones, didn't even install the gizmo that gives the thing boners :tuss:
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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1408 on: March 25, 2017, 10:05:13 PM »
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holy shit this one is gross

http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2438-the-perilous-journey-turning-my-hoo-hah-into-dingaling.html

tldr: at the end of it all, this female-to-male has a penis sleeve thing made of chunks of her arms slipped on over her clit and literally no other changes, still has all her original parts (breasts, vagina, uterus) and isn't on hormones, didn't even install the gizmo that gives the thing boners :tuss:

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1409 on: March 26, 2017, 02:37:49 AM »
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I need my brain bleached after reading that. Is there an archive of the original pointlesswasteoftime.com anywhere? Back when it was just Wong writing comedy?

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1410 on: March 27, 2017, 01:01:56 AM »
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"In my case, I had several severe strictures -- to put it bluntly, my new dick's urethra kept 'healing' itself shut."

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT QUOTATION MARKS AROUND HEALING? THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT'S FUCKING HAPPENING YOU IDIOT

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1411 on: March 27, 2017, 07:56:05 AM »
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"Stupid skin, doesn't it know biology is a social construct?"

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1412 on: April 02, 2017, 03:52:11 PM »
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http://www.cracked.com/blog/carls-jrs-new-ads-are-more-offensive-than-their-sexy-ones/

cracked gets super caremad butthurt because carls jr dared to poke fun at the exalted millenial generation
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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1413 on: April 02, 2017, 04:00:42 PM »
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http://www.cracked.com/blog/carls-jrs-new-ads-are-more-offensive-than-their-sexy-ones/

cracked gets super caremad butthurt because carls jr dared to poke fun at the exalted millenial generation

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1414 on: April 02, 2017, 04:26:34 PM »
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Wow, that dude is really, really mad about hamburgers.

Hey wait a second...


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At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1415 on: April 03, 2017, 02:15:16 PM »
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The solution is don't watch TV and don't see TV ads.

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1416 on: April 03, 2017, 03:25:17 PM »
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The solution is don't watch TV and don't see TV ads.
how the fuck are you gonna find out about the latest stuffed crust concoction if not for tv? is there some piping hot pizza cuckold underground newsletter that you're a part of?

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1417 on: April 03, 2017, 07:10:05 PM »
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how the fuck are you gonna find out about the latest stuffed crust concoction if not for tv? is there some piping hot pizza cuckold underground newsletter that you're a part of?

there's like two or three usernames here
At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1418 on: April 05, 2017, 10:09:57 AM »
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The solution is don't watch TV and don't see TV ads.
how the fuck are you gonna find out about the latest stuffed crust concoction if not for tv? is there some piping hot pizza cuckold underground newsletter that you're a part of?

I make my own pizza, why the fuck would I care about what anyone else is doing?

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1419 on: April 05, 2017, 10:56:57 AM »
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Cast iron deep dish?

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1420 on: April 05, 2017, 07:03:18 PM »
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Cast iron deep dish?

That's called lasagna.