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Author Topic: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place  (Read 199821 times)

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1400 on: March 12, 2017, 10:07:13 PM »
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I seriously forgot about cracked.com until this thread got bumped  :reagan:
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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1401 on: March 12, 2017, 10:29:46 PM »
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Cracked probably doesn't have those sweet Deep State/CIA connections that Buzzfeed enjoys. 

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1402 on: March 14, 2017, 01:43:06 AM »
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Hey guys just so you know I went out on a date with a cracked writer years back and she has somehow remained my facebook friend. Her posts are a combination of "some crisis has befallen me please send money" or "send money." The bitch moved from her home state as a college dropout to LA to live in this shit house with some cracked podcast guys, one of which is apparently a "predator" in her words.

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1403 on: March 14, 2017, 04:02:08 AM »
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Cracked probably doesn't have those sweet Deep State/CIA connections that Buzzfeed enjoys.

i like that Cracked invented the listicle format and reaped none of the rewards.
There is no "knee jerk reaction". You're a fucking idiot. Personally, I find Jews annoying and kind of gross. But the whole pseudoscience/historical revisionism thing is retarded as shit. I know you assume I must love jews, but you know what? I don't really give a shit about jews one way or another. Look at my posts retard. You say I'm defending Jews. But I'm not. I'm not posting about how great they are, how much I love them, how they should be accepted, or any of that. I never have Not once. I'm taking exception with retarded claims that are easily debunked and/or never backed up. I am objecting to the retarded "logic". But every time I do, someone jumps uo and assumes that I looooooove jews. Now, THAT'S a knee-jerk reaction. Pull your head out of your ass faggot.

There is a mountain of irrefutable, reviewed and supported statistical evidence that shows without a doubt that niggers are fucking terrible. As for Jews, there's just a lot of unsupported pseudoscientific bullshit. If you don't see how that is different, you are stupid as fuck.

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1404 on: March 14, 2017, 07:35:21 AM »
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Hey guys just so you know I went out on a date with a cracked writer years back and she has somehow remained my facebook friend. Her posts are a combination of "some crisis has befallen me please send money" or "send money." The bitch moved from her home state as a college dropout to LA to live in this shit house with some cracked podcast guys, one of which is apparently a "predator" in her words.
Post her nudes
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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1405 on: March 14, 2017, 03:08:51 PM »
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Hey guys just so you know I went out on a date with a cracked writer years back and she has somehow remained my facebook friend. Her posts are a combination of "some crisis has befallen me please send money" or "send money." The bitch moved from her home state as a college dropout to LA to live in this shit house with some cracked podcast guys, one of which is apparently a "predator" in her words.

lol what's her name and which guy is the alleged predator
Trigger warning: the second video contains powerful audio of the manís fragmented urine stream.

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1406 on: March 14, 2017, 03:17:08 PM »
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My guess is Michael Swaim. For both questions.
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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1407 on: March 25, 2017, 09:54:23 PM »
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holy shit this one is gross

http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2438-the-perilous-journey-turning-my-hoo-hah-into-dingaling.html

tldr: at the end of it all, this female-to-male has a penis sleeve thing made of chunks of her arms slipped on over her clit and literally no other changes, still has all her original parts (breasts, vagina, uterus) and isn't on hormones, didn't even install the gizmo that gives the thing boners :tuss:
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Trigger warning: the second video contains powerful audio of the manís fragmented urine stream.

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1408 on: March 25, 2017, 10:05:13 PM »
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holy shit this one is gross

http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2438-the-perilous-journey-turning-my-hoo-hah-into-dingaling.html

tldr: at the end of it all, this female-to-male has a penis sleeve thing made of chunks of her arms slipped on over her clit and literally no other changes, still has all her original parts (breasts, vagina, uterus) and isn't on hormones, didn't even install the gizmo that gives the thing boners :tuss:

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Of course, the "proper" reaction is to treat a troon like a five year old playing hide and seek for the first time. 

"What transsexual?  All I see are three perfectly normal sexy ladies.  Aren't no men in that picture that I can see."


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I need my brain bleached after reading that. Is there an archive of the original pointlesswasteoftime.com anywhere? Back when it was just Wong writing comedy?