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I don't think pointlesswasteoftime was like old SA at all. dude seemed far less childish and actually wrote about insightful stuff (albeit comedically) instead of poison wombs making heaven too fucking crowded.

I might be misremembering then- the PWOT site has been down for years, he didn't even keep it open as an archive of all his old articles. The main thing I remember it for is the fake movie reviews.
Oh I think he did SA-like stuff too, but he also wrote stuff that you'd absolutely never read on the SA front page.

Also Wong called out DocEvil's Trayvon tweet, made him and his goon followers mad as heck:

https://twitter.com/JohnDiesattheEn/status/356376149812719617

https://twitter.com/JohnDiesattheEn/status/356421900550942722

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youíre bad at twitter and also life
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this conversation was what I needed to unfollow David Wong. thank
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yeah perhaps someday the rest of us can devolve into writing puffed-up listicles and objectively bad opinions

objectively bad opinions :allears:

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lmao, owned in less than 140 characters

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lmao, owned in less than 140 characters


Twitter is an amazing platform for drive-by trolling commies

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yeah Cracked is definitely going the way of SA fuck damn it.
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/americas-5-most-embarrassing-high-school-mascots/

:madgoon: A TEAM CALLED EAST ORINETALS?? AYRABSS?? HOW DARE THEY NOT CHANG ETHEIR NAMES AND MASCOTS TO THE 'GENDERFLUID FRIENDS OF NATURE'???

again what the fuck is it with all those "controversies" about these sports team names? They've had them for decades and suddenly at the tail end of 2013 people just realized it?

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fuck it, one more and I'm done

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Cracked has become a bugfuck crazy mess of SJW masquerading as humor and yet it's still a hundred times better than SA.  It's happened in the last year or so, too.  It used to be "Holy shit you won't fuckin' believe these five WW2 facts" and "insane creepy shit Japanese game programmers hid in kids games" galore, but now it's three articles about why everything you think about <#THING> is wrong, one incredibly unfunny photoshop, and a video skit that is so bad it robs me of my will to live.
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http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-awesome-things-with-inexplicably-bad-reputations_p2/

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You could be forgiven for believing that the fedora just materialized on a dude's head one day, perhaps after he successfully inserted 12 separate "get me a sandwich" jokes into a single piece of My Little Pony erotic fan fiction. But the hat's real origin was entirely unrelated to Applejack and Gilda discovering their repressed love: It got its name from the 19th century play Fedora, in which actress Sarah Bernhardt wore a stylish, narrow-brimmed women's hat while playing the lead, Princess Fedora. Female fans of Bernhardt picked up the style, which soon became an early symbol of women's liberation. Only later did fedoras become associated with menswear. In other words, like those Satanists who unknowingly wear an ancient Christian symbol around their necks, MRAs have picked the wrong symbol for their movement and should try adopting something new.

heh
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PC SJW shit is good at infiltrating the internet, because all SJWs are unemployed and have 12+ hours a day to comment/influence websites.

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I'm afraid they're around the bend as long as they keep letting this shit create content:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-responses-to-sexism-that-just-make-everything-worse/
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I'm afraid they're around the bend as long as they keep letting this shit create content:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-responses-to-sexism-that-just-make-everything-worse/
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 :christina:

Oh dog, I recognize that style. That guy makes one of the most pozzed and Gen-crY webcomic I've ever had the displeasure of seeing posted anywhere.

here, look at this shit jesus christ


e: from that article:

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Why aren't there more female investment bankers? Maybe it's actually the same reason there aren't more male investment bankers who aren't insufferable alpha males

number of investment bankers this guy actually knows: the one number you can't write in Roman numerals
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It's getting close to the time where I delete Cracked from my bookmarks tab.
Message me when the next SASS clone gets started

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I'm afraid they're around the bend as long as they keep letting this shit create content:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-responses-to-sexism-that-just-make-everything-worse/
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 :christina:

:dinorage:

fuck it, i'm done

Seriously, WHY would you put that on a comedy website? It's not funny, it's not interesting, it's not weird, it's not creepy, it's just a fucking beta faggot pontificating on sexism and saying

ITS YOUR FAULT EVEN IF YOUR NOT A SEXIST :madgoon: and ranting about fedora MRA bronies

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Fuck that shit, fuck it so hard. I tried to even give that article a fair shake, ended up skimming most of it and I want to beat the shit out of whoever wrote that.

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They also gave us this today: http://www.cracked.com/article_20719_5-hilariously-perverse-trends-you-missed-in-famous-artwork.html

And by "famous artwork" they mean medieval Christian artwork, and by medieval Christian artwork they mean "lol look at this weird religious stuff they painted baby Jesus' weiner rofl." Oh but they threw in a single entry about the Buddha so it's not at all about Christians, everybody.
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They also gave us this today: http://www.cracked.com/article_20719_5-hilariously-perverse-trends-you-missed-in-famous-artwork.html

And by "famous artwork" they mean medieval Christian artwork, and by medieval Christian artwork they mean "lol look at this weird religious stuff they painted baby Jesus' weiner rofl." Oh but they threw in a single entry about the Buddha so it's not at all about Christians, everybody.

First bit, how dare they symbolise the spiritual nourishment from our lady. Wouldn't this same group of sjw jack wagons cry BODY POLICING if this were a Facebook photo of a welfare whale breastfeeding?

Content: is this self awareness?

http://www.cracked.com/article_20562_6-spectacularly-failed-attempts-to-be-politically-correct.html

Nope! One of their examples is the titular Princess from the Disney film Princess and the Frog. Nothing shows how much you care about real, racial issues like sperging over children's entertainment!

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They also gave us this today: http://www.cracked.com/article_20719_5-hilariously-perverse-trends-you-missed-in-famous-artwork.html

And by "famous artwork" they mean medieval Christian artwork, and by medieval Christian artwork they mean "lol look at this weird religious stuff they painted baby Jesus' weiner rofl." Oh but they threw in a single entry about the Buddha so it's not at all about Christians, everybody.

First bit, how dare they symbolise the spiritual nourishment from our lady. Wouldn't this same group of sjw jack wagons cry BODY POLICING if this were a Facebook photo of a welfare whale breastfeeding?

Content: is this self awareness?

http://www.cracked.com/article_20562_6-spectacularly-failed-attempts-to-be-politically-correct.html

Nope! One of their examples is the titular Princess from the Disney film Princess and the Frog. Nothing shows how much you care about real, racial issues like sperging over children's entertainment!


you didn't even read the article, the accidental racism came from putting the only black disney princess on the watermelon flavored candy which is pff imo
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here, look at this shit jesus christ




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holy fucking shit I've never seen an 88888888888888888888888888888888888888 comic before

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We could have this as an :8888888888: smiley. I think it's pretty much physically impossible to follow let alone understand the bullshit this guy spews:



(but if you're actually curious, I think the gist of it is "waaaaah being young and middle class in canada is so hard waaaaaaaaaah")
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sick pubeburns brah
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Welp, that explains pretty much the entirety of viruscomix.com then

e: yes we need that panel as the 888 emot.
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SJW faggotry is everywhere. From the AV Club's review of the last south park episode

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"And everything to do with the head of Sony was problematic. Sure, there are plenty of examples of how South Park had mocked foreign cultures in un-PC ways. But that doesnít mean that it often works as either comedy or commentary. Itís sometimes silly, usually offensive, and rarely productive. Having the CEO engage in Game Of Thrones-esque sex was fine. But having the mangled pronunciation of the ďBlack Friday BundleĒ repeated over and over again was unfortunate."

:madgoon: HOW CAN SOUTH PARK MAKE FUN OF GLORIOUS NIPPON??

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SJW faggotry is everywhere. From the AV Club's review of the last south park episode

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"And everything to do with the head of Sony was problematic. Sure, there are plenty of examples of how South Park had mocked foreign cultures in un-PC ways. But that doesnít mean that it often works as either comedy or commentary. Itís sometimes silly, usually offensive, and rarely productive. Having the CEO engage in Game Of Thrones-esque sex was fine. But having the mangled pronunciation of the ďBlack Friday BundleĒ repeated over and over again was unfortunate."

:madgoon: HOW CAN SOUTH PARK MAKE FUN OF GLORIOUS NIPPON??

"Rarely productive?" "Problematic?" "Unfortunate?" Did this faggot miss the entire Chinpokomon episode from years ago with the tiny penis and Pearl Harbor jokes? Who the fuck still watches South Park anyway?
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you didn't even read the article, the accidental racism came from putting the only black disney princess on the watermelon flavored candy which is pff imo

I did read it.   I was referring to the logical jump of "Maddy = Mammy" only being possible if you were looking to be offended, which they are constantly doing. But you're right I should have specified because the watermelon thing is much funnier and therefore more memorable

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I've seen them go back and talk about old movies and TV shows to bitch about social justice issues.


On SA, they started to infiltrate the Comic Strip Megathread. Think about that. A thread that started as making fun of a slowly-dying medium and people just *had* to start posting old James Bond comic strips from British papers so they could bitch about misogyny. You could almost hear the scraping of the soapboxes.

I'm particularly bitter about it because it was my "go-to" thread for several years. There were lots of fun edits but then it just became a place to dump as many comics as you could find so others could find social issues to bitch about.