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D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« on: November 22, 2013, 10:03:31 AM »
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From the "Should the government provide unconditional basic income for all citizens" thread.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3587482#post422213130

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You know I wish D&D had a few designated Devil's Advocates who sole jobs were to just disagree with whatever the general consensus was.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2013, 12:38:20 PM »
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You know what this forum needs? A few punching bags. Some white cismale bigot homotransphobes for every in to kick around and be mad at and then get probated/banned.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2013, 12:43:00 PM »
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Maybe if they stopped banning people from wrongthink they could have genuine debate. Instead of just that idiot Emden splashing out on unbanning to stormfront monkey it up.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2013, 05:47:54 PM »
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Rrail you got banned because all the LF refugees migrated to D&D and anytime you made a post, the mods received at least 20 reports from it from all the cry baby LF faggots
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2013, 08:42:25 PM »
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They definitely had that and banned it, like 50x over. I've been banned in D&D simply for disagreeing with the group thought, even though it was a perfectly moderate point of view that I was espousing.

Early in the days of A&T, there was a thread called "Tell me why you voted/would still vote for Bush". The op said, plain as day, the thread was not for debate and was to be a safe haven for honest Bush voting goons to simply state their reasons, and move on.

The mod who was my leak back in original sasstimes told me that every single post there was reported a couple dozen times. It was literally objectively wrong to vote for Bush, for any reason whatsoever, and if you did you deserved to be banned.

And this was -before- it was as bad as it is now.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2013, 04:36:18 AM »
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From GBS 2.1 Thread "emden's ironic nazi gimmick is played out and shit and gay": http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3587960

He's got a thread in D&D calling for his ban: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3587965

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2013, 11:00:48 AM »
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They definitely had that and banned it, like 50x over. I've been banned in D&D simply for disagreeing with the group thought, even though it was a perfectly moderate point of view that I was espousing.

The best is the selective belief in citations.  If a peer-reviewed article doesn't have the correct conclusion, there's something wrong with it.

Economics as a field generally disagrees with the D&D hivemind, and as a result, many posters flat-out deny the validity of economics.  Yet, I called critical theory retarded shit that should be dismissed out of hand, and everybody freaked out that such a valid academic theory was maligned.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2013, 12:03:25 PM »
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They definitely had that and banned it, like 50x over. I've been banned in D&D simply for disagreeing with the group thought, even though it was a perfectly moderate point of view that I was espousing.

The best is the selective belief in citations.  If a peer-reviewed article doesn't have the correct conclusion, there's something wrong with it.

Economics as a field generally disagrees with the D&D hivemind, and as a result, many posters flat-out deny the validity of economics.  Yet, I called critical theory retarded shit that should be dismissed out of hand, and everybody freaked out that such a valid academic theory was maligned.

This is indeed the biggest problem with D&D.  If the story/article comes to the "correct" conclusions, it doesn't even matter what the source is.  Case in point, they quote MotherJones non-fucking stop.  Even though MotherJones outright lies about their source material (which you'd notice if you actually follow their links).  Long ago, when D&D wasn't even as bad as it was now, it was perfectly kosher to post stories from moveon and other places with clear agendas.

However, if you go even slightly against the grain in the D&D group think?  Well I hope you have 20 peer reviewed journal articles to back that up, goon sire.  They will find any reason to dismiss those too, by the way.

You know what though, that is the worst, but the second worst is simply the dogpile effect.  Goons are so eager to silence wrong think, and the numbers are just so unbalanced that it's impossible to give differing opinions.  You do, and your post is immediately burried under 3-4 pages of people calling you and idiot.  Even the few who fight this and keep trying to address all the angry goons eventually get probated for 'being annoying'.  Like seriously, look at the D&D bans/probations.  The reason is usually just something like "go away" or "stop trolling".

Goons have literally gotten to the point where they don't understand how anyone could hear their UNASSAILABLE LOGIC and disagree.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2013, 12:05:01 PM »
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They definitely had that and banned it, like 50x over. I've been banned in D&D simply for disagreeing with the group thought, even though it was a perfectly moderate point of view that I was espousing.

Early in the days of A&T, there was a thread called "Tell me why you voted/would still vote for Bush". The op said, plain as day, the thread was not for debate and was to be a safe haven for honest Bush voting goons to simply state their reasons, and move on.

The mod who was my leak back in original sasstimes told me that every single post there was reported a couple dozen times. It was literally objectively wrong to vote for Bush, for any reason whatsoever, and if you did you deserved to be banned.

And this was -before- it was as bad as it is now.

I remember that thread and it doesn't surprise me at all.

Way back then, I used to have my AIM on my SA account.  I was msg'd several times telling me to "never reproduce" because I voted for BU$H.

But you know, liberal tolerance.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2013, 02:28:34 PM »
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Quote from: Emden" post="422209138
I'm interested to know when it is okay to support anything other than capitalism, liberalism, and liberal democracy. Is there some sort of chart I can use to determine how poor I have to be to not have my opinion disregarded instantly?

Quote from: Pope Guilty" post="422209349
I made a helpful flowchart for you to consult so that you need never ask again.


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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2013, 05:34:01 PM »
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Andrew Ketrow aka Popeguilty is a mousy SJW feminist who works in tech support and will never touch a woman's boob no matter how many times he's unpacked his invisible knapsack.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2013, 07:08:47 PM »
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They definitely had that and banned it, like 50x over. I've been banned in D&D simply for disagreeing with the group thought, even though it was a perfectly moderate point of view that I was espousing.

The best is the selective belief in citations.  If a peer-reviewed article doesn't have the correct conclusion, there's something wrong with it.

Economics as a field generally disagrees with the D&D hivemind, and as a result, many posters flat-out deny the validity of economics.  Yet, I called critical theory retarded shit that should be dismissed out of hand, and everybody freaked out that such a valid academic theory was maligned.
The best freakout was the time McCaine probated a guy for a month simply for bringing up something from Freakonomics, and the probation reason was literally "Cool, you read Freakonomics."
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2013, 07:22:02 PM »
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to be fair, they were/are comparably vicious to the actual commies. d&d is a bunch of boring liberals who enjoy groupthink and not having their presuppositions challenged, this is why 90% of the threads on the front page are debate-free megathread circlejerks

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2013, 07:33:41 PM »
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Seriously, people saying "it'd be nice to have someone with a difference viewpoint express themselves"?

They have been purging SA of any opposing viewpoints for a long fucking time now. It was basically open ban season on anyone who expressed dissenting opinions for years and years now. Not even ridiculous far-right "send X to the gas chamber" style of opinions. Not low-effort opinions. Just having opinions that go against the consensus basically marks you as someone who will soon be banned. Especially if you're one of them minorities like ClemenSalad, Cactus Kid or Twee As Fuck, where you will end up banned for no other reason than them being angry that these uppity negroes don't have the proper opinions.

That's why they say "Be careful what you wish for", motherfuckers wanted a hug box and now they complain that the hug box doesn't feel challenging enough. Motherfuckers need a thorough beating

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« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2013, 10:29:39 PM »
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You know what though, that is the worst, but the second worst is simply the dogpile effect.  Goons are so eager to silence wrong think, and the numbers are just so unbalanced that it's impossible to give differing opinions.  You do, and your post is immediately burried under 3-4 pages of people calling you and idiot.  Even the few who fight this and keep trying to address all the angry goons eventually get probated for 'being annoying'.  Like seriously, look at the D&D bans/probations.  The reason is usually just something like "go away" or "stop trolling".

Goons have literally gotten to the point where they don't understand how anyone could hear their UNASSAILABLE LOGIC and disagree.

:lfsay:

it drives me crazy how fucking gay the dogpilers are, they will tell you that your argument fails because you havn't replied indepth to each post of 40+ made from fucking 10 at night to 8 in the morning, therefore your conservative ideology is clearly flawed  :fedorabutton:

if you fuck off because you have better uses for your time(sleep, job, self-respect) the unemployable shit stain uses this as evidence that you're wrong
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2013, 11:43:52 PM »
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My favorite D&D thing is all the people arguing for minimum income constantly trot out the idea: most people will work given minimum income for doing nothing, because mastery and purpose are its own reward.

Ironically, the same people arguing this are on disability for fibromyalgia, can't work due to all the anxiety pills, and play games on steam 80 hours a week. Their sorry existence is basically proof positive that a large portion of humanity is basically human garbage.  Of course they think human garbage exists, but in their topsy turvy world, human garbage is a term reserved for people who have accomplished something in life.

Edit: I'm also amazed that leftists consistently get away telling people to shut up, but if you have wrongthink you are given zero leeway, even if you restrain your urge to call them a worthless faggot and use nice words.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2013, 03:39:36 AM »
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If I got enough "thanks for existing" money to buy food and live comfortably, I would work much less than I do now.  I'd only work enough to have enough money to spend doing stuff I'd rather do, like my hobbies.  Call me a lazy piece of shit, but what's the point if all my basic necessities are already provided for?
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« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2013, 04:49:01 AM »
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If I got enough "thanks for existing" money to buy food and live comfortably, I would work much less than I do now.  I'd only work enough to have enough money to spend doing stuff I'd rather do, like my hobbies.  Call me a lazy piece of shit, but what's the point if all my basic necessities are already provided for?

Comparatively though, at least you are open to productive work, rather than the frivolous manchild projects you'd see from most internet autists.

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« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2013, 05:16:31 AM »
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If I got enough "thanks for existing" money to buy food and live comfortably, I would work much less than I do now.  I'd only work enough to have enough money to spend doing stuff I'd rather do, like my hobbies.  Call me a lazy piece of shit, but what's the point if all my basic necessities are already provided for?

I think most people are like you, including myself. And theres nothing particularly wrong with that, its a rational decision.


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« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2013, 05:23:48 AM »
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Basic income is a goon dream come true. Sit on your ass all day and get gov money while attacking same gov for not providing enough, a perfect circle.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2013, 08:06:31 AM »
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The Yes Men Fix the World thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3587970

This thread is about these two guys that pretend to be CEOs and play pranks on other CEOs, catching it all on film.

Time for the next Olympic event, brought to you by D&D: Mental gymnastics

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Ugh, these guys. I kinda hate the Yes Men because my cousin is working for them as basically an executive director but is being paid like a fresh college grad (10-15 an hour in nyc). Any attempt on her part to bring up this discrepancy has been "laughed off" by the two guys who form the core of the Yes Men. Considering that they castigate corporations for similar exploitative practices, it sure feels like a fresh load of hypocrisy on their part.

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I think their first film does a better job of presenting them and explaining what they're about than this one, tbh.

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I'm not going to get super detailed and risk getting her in trouble, but essentially when she brought up the discrepancy between her responsibilities and her pay their responses included "yeah isn't that funny," "sorry we can't promote you because we want a director with several years experience," and most infuriating "we're not going to change your position but you should feel free to take on the responsibilities of an exe director."
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That sounds really shitty- although, to be fair, I'm pretty sure that they make all of their income from donations at this point.  That certainly doesn't excuse them exploiting employees, if that's what they're actually doing, but I think it's also worth considering where they're coming from, what they actually do, and the fact that we don't have information from both sides.

On the one hand, it's definitely exploitation if your cousin was misled or is being deliberately bilked out of available funds.  On the other, you're talking about an anti-corporate activist/guerrilla performance group that subsists on the goodwill of people with similar values.  It would be one thing if this were billing itself as a legitimate industry job in a for-profit studio.  But this just sounds like they need someone with your cousin's skills who is committed enough to their cause and "mission" or whatever to do that work for less pay.

It's like the difference between practicing corporate law for a big company and practicing corporate law for a tiny nonprofit.  You either adjust your rates because you want to work with the nonprofit, or you don't work with them.

Like, I know production jobs are impossible to find and all, but it doesn't sound like your cousin's being exploited here.

Being exploited by capitalist pig dogs is wrong, but it's totally cool in this case, hell it's not even exploitation, because these guys are sticking it to the man.  What?  Your sister is getting paid way under her skill level?  She should be working for the cause for free.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2013, 11:25:39 PM »
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Re: Minimum income

Quote from: QUILT_MONSTER_420" post="422330567
People really aren't lazy.  By and large they like having productive, respected social roles where they can contribute to society.

Quote from: BexGu" post="422331142
What are you basing this on?

Quote from: QUILT_MONSTER_420" post="422334365
Anthropology and psychology of the workplace since Maslow.

Remember, this is the same group that complains about the low academic rigor of Austrian economics.  I guess it's ok to make broad appeals to human nature as long as you are using it to promote the correct viewpoints.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2013, 11:39:24 PM »
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They like having 'productive, respected social roles' so long as we're using the D&D definitions of 'productive' and 'respected,' so things like 'critic of gender roles in anime' and 'Steam affirmative action coordinator'  are included

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #23 on: November 25, 2013, 12:49:05 AM »
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D&D in a nutshell:

Person A: I believe that the Holocaust was bad and that everybody should be guaranteed $20K a year
Person B: Well I agree with your first point, but I think your second point is kind of dumb
Everyone: OH MY GOD YOU THINK THE HOLOCAUST WAS GOOD YOU ARE LITERALLY HITLER

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« Reply #24 on: November 25, 2013, 01:59:08 AM »
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Why not, thats how politics works

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