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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5525 on: March 01, 2017, 11:34:57 PM »
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http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=8024.msg360485#msg360485

Cross posting this shit.  Koala's March has declared Niggertown to be a "sundown forum" where various huwhites she has identified will be banned on sight from her already dead and very much gay subforum.

Here's the list again:

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Alexios
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ArgumentatumE.C.T.
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Beer Hall Putz
Begemot
Bill Tremendous
Bitter fly
-Blackadder-
Blustrug
Bruce Ironstaunchs
Bulgogi Hoagie
Call Me Charlie
Charles Mansion
D.Ork Bimboolean
Darth Walrus
darth windu
DiscretionOverValor
Dog Fat Man Chaser
DrPaper
eric
Fados
Fat Shat Sings
fuck the ROW
Gio
Glah
Glumwheels
GORILLA BASTARD
Grant DaNasty
Grognan
hakimashou
herbaceous backson
Hogge Wild
HorseRotorvator
hth
Indigofreak
Invisible Handjob
itsnice2bnice
JY1138
lazorexplosion
literally a hog
Maloya
MaxxBot
mcmagic
meat police
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Mordekai
Murder She Twote
naughty_penguin
Neurolimal
NihilismNow
NonEuclidean Testes
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OMG JC a Bomb!
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polysynth
Proper Job
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qnqnx
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rakosi
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Super Nintendo 64
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Tarantula
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5526 on: March 01, 2017, 11:44:26 PM »
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http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=8024.msg360485#msg360485

Cross posting this shit.  Koala's March has declared Niggertown to be a "sundown forum" where various huwhites she has identified will be banned on sight from her already dead and very much gay subforum.

Here's the list again:

ffffuuuu  Here's the list *again* sorted into alphabetical order:

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Well, they better not show their faces in Negrotown, USA.  :smug:








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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5527 on: March 01, 2017, 11:59:18 PM »
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Negrotown becoming a Swedish No Go Zone Muslim Forum.


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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5528 on: March 02, 2017, 01:00:18 AM »
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Will one of you ballsless cunts risk a ban/permaban by calling Koala's March a diet nigger is the real question here. You know, like none of the calories and risks of a real nigger?

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5529 on: March 07, 2017, 08:05:30 PM »
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Anti-global nationalist movements (left or right) are the enemy of humanity.   Trump and Bannon are just part of it.  Global capitalism supporting global institutions and global agreements is easily the best hope for combating climate change (and maintaining peace) that's on the horizon.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5530 on: March 07, 2017, 08:48:10 PM »
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D&D...wants capitalism?

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5531 on: March 07, 2017, 09:01:26 PM »
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D&D...wants capitalism?

They want totalitarian control of the world, if not by government, then by trade agreement.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5532 on: March 08, 2017, 08:04:56 AM »
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I don't think D&D even knows what it wants.  :eminem:

When have anti-globalist movements ever been an enemy of humanity? Like at no point in time have we ever had one be a bad guy. Nothing exists, there are zero examples. Fucking communism is still #1 Undefeated world champ of bad ideas and overall death.

How the fuck does global capitalism combat climate change? For fucking decades multi-national corporations were blamed for causing climate change, these are the pro-globalism entities. None of the logic makes sense.


China and India #1 and #2 producer of greenhouse gasses have a ton of multi-national companies operating out of them.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5533 on: March 08, 2017, 04:01:37 PM »
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Trump winning has quite literally driven them insane.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5534 on: March 08, 2017, 07:34:34 PM »
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yeah sure it was trump that finally made d&d completely irrational lol

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5535 on: March 09, 2017, 04:50:49 PM »
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yeah sure it was trump that finally made d&d completely irrational lol

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5536 on: March 15, 2017, 04:45:07 PM »
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I don't think D&D even knows what it wants.  :eminem:

When have anti-globalist movements ever been an enemy of humanity? Like at no point in time have we ever had one be a bad guy. Nothing exists, there are zero examples. Fucking communism is still #1 Undefeated world champ of bad ideas and overall death.

How the fuck does global capitalism combat climate change? For fucking decades multi-national corporations were blamed for causing climate change, these are the pro-globalism entities. None of the logic makes sense.


China and India #1 and #2 producer of greenhouse gasses have a ton of multi-national companies operating out of them.

You can trace that back to WWII, where everyone took the whole "Hitler was a nationalist so anyone else who is a nationalist is EVIL!" meme and have run with it.

Thing is, Hitler never really made a secret of the fact he wanted Germany to have the same power it had back when the Germans were a major world power, and that meant having most of Europe by the balls. And he was "nationalist" because Germany had been fucked in the ass since WWI, even most shitlib friendly history accounts don't usually deny the victors of that war really wanted to screw Germany over.

But Hitler's idea of a "nation" was the same as "having the same amount of power Germany would have as an Empire", but for most today, the traditional borders of what most people consider their own countries is their idea of nationalism, and there is nothing wrong with that.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5537 on: March 15, 2017, 06:56:54 PM »
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You can trace that back to WWII, where everyone took the whole "Hitler was a nationalist so anyone else who is a nationalist is EVIL!" meme and have run with it.

Thing is, Hitler never really made a secret of the fact he wanted Germany to have the same power it had back when the Germans were a major world power, and that meant having most of Europe by the balls. And he was "nationalist" because Germany had been fucked in the ass since WWI, even most shitlib friendly history accounts don't usually deny the victors of that war really wanted to screw Germany over.

But Hitler's idea of a "nation" was the same as "having the same amount of power Germany would have as an Empire", but for most today, the traditional borders of what most people consider their own countries is their idea of nationalism, and there is nothing wrong with that.

Britain and France had the two biggest empires in history at the outbreak of WW1, they even expanded them with the Treaty of Versailles and the capitulation of the Ottomans.

Germany had only been unified for about 50 years up until that point and were objectively the underdog in power comparison. If the French military command hadn't been so incompetent in 1939/ 1940, the Germans likely wouldn't have succeeded like they did.   

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5538 on: March 23, 2017, 06:04:11 PM »
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5539 on: March 23, 2017, 07:03:59 PM »
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Is the irony that they were blacklisted on the black forum?

Also lol if lowtax actually lets her permaban paying customers over something this dumb.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5540 on: March 23, 2017, 09:21:26 PM »
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Is the irony that they were blacklisted on the black forum?

Also lol if lowtax actually lets her permaban paying customers over something this dumb.

How will he know unless someone tweets this to him? He's pretty checked out most of the time.

Or, post it on kiwifarms, he may notice over there. Hahahha

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5541 on: March 23, 2017, 10:36:06 PM »
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Or, post it on kiwifarms, he may notice over there. Hahahha
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5542 on: March 23, 2017, 10:45:33 PM »
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Is the irony that they were blacklisted on the black forum?

Also lol if lowtax actually lets her permaban paying customers over something this dumb.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5543 on: March 24, 2017, 08:45:20 PM »
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http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=8024.msg360485#msg360485

Cross posting this shit.  Koala's March has declared Niggertown to be a "sundown forum" where various huwhites she has identified will be banned on sight from her already dead and very much gay subforum.

Here's the list again:

ffffuuuu  Here's the list *again* sorted into alphabetical order:

4outof5
a blazed ghost
A Pale Horse
Alexios
an overdue owl
Anil Dasharez0ne
Arcadion
ArgumentatumE.C.T.
attackmole
b0ner of doom
BeanBandit
Beer Hall Putz
Begemot
Bill Tremendous
Bitter fly
-Blackadder-
Blustrug
Bruce Ironstaunchs
Bulgogi Hoagie
Call Me Charlie
Charles Mansion
D.Ork Bimboolean
Darth Walrus
darth windu
DiscretionOverValor
Dog Fat Man Chaser
DrPaper
eric
Fados
Fat Shat Sings
fuck the ROW
Gio
Glah
Glumwheels
GORILLA BASTARD
Grant DaNasty
Grognan
hakimashou
herbaceous backson
Hogge Wild
HorseRotorvator
hth
Indigofreak
Invisible Handjob
itsnice2bnice
JY1138
lazorexplosion
literally a hog
Maloya
MaxxBot
mcmagic
meat police
MeatloafCat
Mordekai
Murder She Twote
naughty_penguin
Neurolimal
NihilismNow
NonEuclidean Testes
Nostradingus
OMG JC a Bomb!
Ooshmagoosh
polysynth
Proper Job
Prude
qnqnx
Quicksilver6
rakosi
ReidRansom
sdasdas
Seeker
Shiki Dan
sit on my Facebook
Skip My Posts
Super Nintendo 64
Symphoric
Takane
Tarantula
thats not candy
The Iron Rose
The Pussy Boss
thechosenone
theperminator
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Two Ton 21
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I still want to know how my throwaway account made it onto that list since I don't post with it.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5544 on: March 25, 2017, 04:36:00 AM »
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I still want to know how my throwaway account made it onto that list since I don't post with it.
If you posted with another account that got attention from an admin (or mod who is friends with admin) then they will cross-reference the account/IP from that old account periodically and ban any accounts that come up after that match with IP or reg email. Or maybe they just put the IP in a script to warn them when it comes online? Ionno, I ain't no scientist. But I was a mod. They HAVE the technology.

And after I got permad they banned my alt account when I had never posted with it within like 3 days of making it which was like 2 weeks after getting banned lol

It happened to me
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5545 on: March 25, 2017, 07:56:42 AM »
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Odds are probably good that they do cross references with credit card information as well.  Good idea, putting your trust in these guys to keep your personal information safe.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5546 on: April 02, 2017, 11:25:22 AM »
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Hopefully in the future when you do a wrongthink they just automatically buy some pro-diversity literature off of Amazon and use your credit card and shipping information for you :nixon:

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5547 on: April 02, 2017, 12:15:26 PM »
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Hopefully in the future when you do a wrongthink they just automatically buy some pro-diversity literature off of Amazon and use your credit card and shipping information for you :nixon:

You say this in jest but I wouldn't put this past SA mods. 


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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5548 on: April 14, 2017, 12:59:07 PM »
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lol here is how the list was pulled together

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It was people who voted 1 on the original Negrotown thread.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3811831&pagenumber=3#post470947614

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5549 on: April 14, 2017, 03:37:44 PM »
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lol at describing it as a "Sundown Event."

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