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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5875 on: October 19, 2017, 08:56:34 PM »
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If you look a bit closer, it's always a move made after the point in the conversation where one of two things happen:

1) The two disagree and cannot adequately convince the other of their point of view. The goon is unable to live and let live and gets a brain worm over it.

2) The goon is blown the fuck out and loses the argument so badly he is embarrassed into silence. It is easier to sever than to be friends with someone who truly challenges you mentally or philosophically.

When #2 happens it can feel bad, but if you want to truly discuss something intellectually you have to be ready to encounter smarter people and give yourself room to reconsider things and mentally grow. There's never the point where the goon says "I never considered it that way, or considered the view point of the other side. I should learn more." Socrates said "I know one thing; that I know nothing", Goons say "I know everything, my media tells me so. This guy must be an alt-right nazi."
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5876 on: October 20, 2017, 03:16:32 PM »
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Why learn how to have a conversation or strengthen your argument when you can use the threat of exile and violence against anybody that questions you?

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Spencer gets so much more attention because people try to deny his right to speak.

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that's fine, as much as he wants to be a crybaby about it it's good that he is broadcast being completely shouted over by a mob who is clearly rattling his cage. it sends the message that this person deserves to be shouted down

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If people had any sense they'd deny his right to live instead and after a day or so he'd get no attention

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Nazi_talk.txt

You don't have to agree with it but he has a right to say stupid stuff.

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And we as a society have a right to ruin the rest of his life over it.

Bonus: fake nig claiming detroit when she lives 20 miles away

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I'ma turn myself into Black Girl Arrow. But like the Good Green Arrow from the comics who was an unapologetic socialist Robin Hood figure. Instead of retiring I'll die a vigilante fighting for the soul of Detroit.

edit: maybe Black Girl Punisher instead. We'll see!

KM please use your D&D gimmiedats to buy a handgun.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5877 on: October 20, 2017, 03:31:40 PM »
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Someone tell spencer to speak near a location where lowtax lives.

You your secret nazi cellphones to tell him or whatever.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5878 on: October 20, 2017, 03:43:07 PM »
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 :goonette:  "I'm gonna be a black girl Arrow, all I need is a bow, some arrows and a bottle of shoe polish."   

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5879 on: October 20, 2017, 04:10:21 PM »
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lol these fags still think communism is a moral system  :stewart:

Capitalism is not a rule of government, communism is, capitalism is not the opposite of communism, capitalism is just a system that works, communism is one that doesn't.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5880 on: October 20, 2017, 04:28:26 PM »
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When I read "Bonus fake nig" I thought we were going to get a Sedan Chair sighting.  :parsons:

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5881 on: October 20, 2017, 05:58:47 PM »
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:goonette:  "I'm gonna be a black girl Arrow, all I need is a bow, some arrows and a bottle of shoe polish."

Goons have no taste in entertainment. What a missed opportunity to say "I want to be a black lady Charles Bronson." I'm not crazy about progressive bullshit shoehorned into films, but I would watch the shit out of Death Wish 6: Madea Saves Detroit.  :bronson:

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5882 on: October 21, 2017, 11:04:30 PM »
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goons on eating their own

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That's kinda harsh for someone whose greatest crime is not being funny.

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The "vegan ISIS" is a joke, roll with it. Part of not being a 'conservative' is the ability for humorous self-insult.
The way he slobbered over Tomi Lahren though. :puke:

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One, the other side are NAZI. Two he played it far to straight and just wasn't funny at all. Three, he was seemingly obsessed with some minor property damage (RWM talk) when the NAZI were going around killing people.

He ended up drawing equivalence and centerism whether he wanted to or not. He would normally draw from his oppression and acknowledge it as bad but he forgets that Mandela couldn't have done what he did without an action wing even if it is just there for self defence especially when the violence is done to you.

The comments following this without any critical thought as they expound that violence is bad and because Antifa uses violence they are equally as bad. Even a cursory sample the vast majority support absolute non-violence at any cost.

Even if equivalence wasn't his goal this is what the audience took away from this was.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5883 on: October 22, 2017, 02:38:40 AM »
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5884 on: October 22, 2017, 05:25:08 AM »
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Quote from: koala's march
I'ma turn myself into Black Girl Arrow. But like the Good Green Arrow from the comics who was an unapologetic socialist Robin Hood figure. Instead of retiring I'll die a vigilante fighting for the soul of Detroit.

edit: maybe Black Girl Punisher instead. We'll see!

KM please use your D&D gimmiedats to buy a handgun.

LOLLLLLLL I would love a play by play on this.  Would probably go something like:

> spends $400 of family gibmedats on compound bow
> gets to SJW gathering
> is hailed for being strong black(ish) woman
> tries to pull back on bowstring to strike pose
> string doesn't give an inch
> tries one more time, fails
> mouth breathes profusely
> white man's fault for stringing bow for cis-gendered male

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5885 on: October 22, 2017, 12:04:36 PM »
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Quote from: koala's march
I'ma turn myself into Black Girl Arrow. But like the Good Green Arrow from the comics who was an unapologetic socialist Robin Hood figure. Instead of retiring I'll die a vigilante fighting for the soul of Detroit.

edit: maybe Black Girl Punisher instead. We'll see!

A vigilante fighting all those oppressive white males in Detroit.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5886 on: October 22, 2017, 12:54:24 PM »
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Quote from: koala's march
I'ma turn myself into Black Girl Arrow. But like the Good Green Arrow from the comics who was an unapologetic socialist Robin Hood figure. Instead of retiring I'll die a vigilante fighting for the soul of Detroit.

edit: maybe Black Girl Punisher instead. We'll see!

KM please use your D&D gimmiedats to buy a handgun.

LOLLLLLLL I would love a play by play on this.  Would probably go something like:

> spends $400 of family gibmedats on compound bow
> gets to SJW gathering
> is hailed for being strong black(ish) woman
> tries to pull back on bowstring to strike pose
> string doesn't give an inch
> tries one more time, fails
> mouth breathes profusely
> white man's fault for stringing bow for cis-gendered male

It is interesting for as much as they hate guns progs love the shit out of the huntress archetype. 


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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5887 on: October 22, 2017, 02:42:37 PM »
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Quote from: koala's march
I'ma turn myself into Black Girl Arrow. But like the Good Green Arrow from the comics who was an unapologetic socialist Robin Hood figure. Instead of retiring I'll die a vigilante fighting for the soul of Detroit.

edit: maybe Black Girl Punisher instead. We'll see!

A vigilante fighting all those oppressive white males in Detroit.

Hey man, I've seen Robocop. An evil corporation run by evil white men controls the city, and the worst criminal gang in town is a bunch of cackling white guys with shotguns led by the dad from That 70's Show.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5888 on: October 22, 2017, 02:44:15 PM »
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Quote from: koala's march
I'ma turn myself into Black Girl Arrow. But like the Good Green Arrow from the comics who was an unapologetic socialist Robin Hood figure. Instead of retiring I'll die a vigilante fighting for the soul of Detroit.

edit: maybe Black Girl Punisher instead. We'll see!

KM please use your D&D gimmiedats to buy a handgun.

LOLLLLLLL I would love a play by play on this.  Would probably go something like:

> spends $400 of family gibmedats on compound bow
> gets to SJW gathering
> is hailed for being strong black(ish) woman
> tries to pull back on bowstring to strike pose
> string doesn't give an inch
> tries one more time, fails
> mouth breathes profusely
> white man's fault for stringing bow for cis-gendered male

It is interesting for as much as they hate guns progs love the shit out of the huntress archetype.
A weapon only counts as a weapon if it makes a loud scary sound.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5889 on: October 22, 2017, 06:57:50 PM »
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She couldn't even handle setting up a charity for a couple goons without getting broke brained and giving up. How the fuck is she gonna clean up the streets of her Detroit suburb.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5890 on: October 22, 2017, 08:25:58 PM »
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Quote from: koala's march
I'ma turn myself into Black Girl Arrow. But like the Good Green Arrow from the comics who was an unapologetic socialist Robin Hood figure. Instead of retiring I'll die a vigilante fighting for the soul of Detroit.

edit: maybe Black Girl Punisher instead. We'll see!

KM please use your D&D gimmiedats to buy a handgun.

LOLLLLLLL I would love a play by play on this.  Would probably go something like:

> spends $400 of family gibmedats on compound bow
> gets to SJW gathering
> is hailed for being strong black(ish) woman
> tries to pull back on bowstring to strike pose
> string doesn't give an inch
> tries one more time, fails
> mouth breathes profusely
> white man's fault for stringing bow for cis-gendered male

It is interesting for as much as they hate guns progs love the shit out of the huntress archetype.

I think part of the reason they'd never buy a gun is because deep down they know they're far more likely to turn it on themselves in a fit of sadbrains than save Detroit with it.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5891 on: October 22, 2017, 11:50:36 PM »
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She couldn't even handle setting up a charity for a couple goons without getting broke brained and giving up. How the fuck is she gonna clean up the streets of her Detroit suburb.

I dunno, but I hope she livestreams it because
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5892 on: October 23, 2017, 12:01:37 AM »
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Bonus: fake nig claiming detroit when she lives 20 miles away

some leftiefag i know in detriot was telling me about this, the suburbs around detroit are full of fat half-black kweenz who have never held a job and whine about social justice and racism on twitter, and they all pretend/rp being from some hard neighborhood in detroit online when they actually grew up in mostly white crimeless suburbs.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5893 on: October 23, 2017, 12:10:40 AM »
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She couldn't even handle setting up a charity for a couple goons without getting broke brained and giving up. How the fuck is she gonna clean up the streets of her Detroit suburb.

well I assume she'll eventually use a douche to get that stank out

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5894 on: October 23, 2017, 08:30:29 AM »
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I travel a lot around the Midwest. Youngstown, Cleveland, Gary, Akron, Forth Wayne, Cincinnati, and Detroit are all shitty cities I have been to many times. Detroit felt safer than any of em. Even in the worst rank ass ghetto there around the Packard Plant. Why? There's fucking no one there. Someone from Detroit has about as much street cred as someone from bumfuck Kentucky in my eyes. Less so even.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5895 on: October 23, 2017, 08:52:53 AM »
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I travel a lot around the Midwest. Youngstown, Cleveland, Gary, Akron, Forth Wayne, Cincinnati, and Detroit are all shitty cities I have been to many times. Detroit felt safer than any of em. Even in the worst rank ass ghetto there around the Packard Plant. Why? There's fucking no one there. Someone from Detroit has about as much street cred as someone from bumfuck Kentucky in my eyes. Less so even.

be cautious of nigresses claiming chicago as well, if they can string a legible sentence together they're from the burbs.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #5896 on: October 23, 2017, 09:21:16 AM »
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I've always seen Cincinnati as quite the depressing town.