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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1775 on: October 13, 2017, 04:56:48 PM »
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At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1776 on: October 13, 2017, 06:24:36 PM »
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Roses are red
And cost too much money
Glad I'm a volcel
'Cause love isn't funny

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1777 on: October 13, 2017, 07:31:01 PM »
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But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. That thou, her maid, art.... wait a minute, is someone shooting a porn in her dorm room?
Yes, that is me on my Rocket Cycle with my enormous penis.


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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1778 on: October 18, 2017, 03:20:56 AM »
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Even before the Obongo era, I've noticed so many of the young men sound like faggots. I'm pretty sure most of them aren't actual fags either. I never understood what was going on. If it's anti-male conditioning in public education, raised by single mothers, lack of bullying, some sort of chemicals in modern foods?
You're guess is as good as mine. I don't know many millennial guys personally and I don't particularly care to, but I've had to work with many of the girls. In a way I can see why MGTOW is a thing considering how worthless the "women" I've met are. Where I'm at right now, they're 99% tatted-up, kool-aid haired bitches that greatly overestimate their looks, intelligence, and skills. Every time I meet one that seems she might be barely tolerable, she opens her mouth and coughs up literal verbal diarrhea. The latest one I met started womansplaining about how the West was sooooo evil, and got mad when I easily countered all her assertions (It was mainly to shut her trap up. I wasn't too concerned with showing her the light).

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1779 on: October 18, 2017, 03:35:22 PM »
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At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1780 on: October 18, 2017, 05:48:06 PM »
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Even before the Obongo era, I've noticed so many of the young men sound like faggots. I'm pretty sure most of them aren't actual fags either. I never understood what was going on. If it's anti-male conditioning in public education, raised by single mothers, lack of bullying, some sort of chemicals in modern foods?

A man requires the ability to assert himself and to deal with conflict from other men asserting themselves. Society has focused very hard on producing people afraid of any conflict no matter how small and meaningless, leading to all these broken ass men. Like boys scared to raise their voices and shit. Goons harboring passive aggressive grudges for years. That sorta thing. Shit, try to notice how many boys you see day to day who can't speak properly, dudes who don't know the difference between speaking from their diaphragm and always mumble through their nose.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1781 on: October 18, 2017, 09:49:55 PM »
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"Still struck out, huh?"  That really, really strikes me as someone who got their socialization skills from anime or video games, never realizing just how beta so many of the protagonists are and how awkward lines like that come off in English due to language quirks that don't really translate well.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1782 on: October 18, 2017, 11:36:42 PM »
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I explicitly type out my pick-up lines in binary because there are only two genders.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1783 on: Today at 10:28:51 AM »
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That 33 year old virgin one really makes me cringe because when you're that old everyone just assumes you're not one regardless of how awkward you are. Even if you're a depressing betafag everyone will assume SOMEONE has let you fuck them. God these idiots and their thinking that pity fucks are going to happen.