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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #8600 on: December 12, 2018, 06:47:49 PM »
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Redditors seriously can't stop letting complete randos know that they share a bed with someone at night, its such a bizarre tic.

its literally the only thing they have going for themselves in their empty fucking lives thats why they cling onto their "girlfriends" and "wives" so hard when they become tinder gutter whores-with-free-rent again at 30.

I see people use "SO" or "partner" so much on Reddit when they're just talking about a normal relationship, and it always makes me think they're mentioning that they're gay and that it possibly has something to do with the post later on. It never does - or if they also happen to be gay, it still doesn't have anything to do with the post, but that's not related to my point. It's a needless thing that makes my brain make an assumption 100% of the time that wastes like an extra half a second parsing their bullshit. It'd be less tedious for a homogay to just refer to a "boyfriend" in a post without specifying anything beyond that, because that would take less time to suss out and be less confusing.

It sounds autismal to complain about, but realize that these people have willingly adopted fag terminology that makes their dumb stories more ambiguous and infuriating.
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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #8601 on: December 12, 2018, 07:24:08 PM »
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First noticed the so nonsense on sa years back. Had much the same feeling as you.

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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #8602 on: December 12, 2018, 08:42:30 PM »
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im literally a homo tranny in a gay relationship with a man and i feel fucking gay and weird saying "so" or "partner"

mostly i just call him "nigger (endearing inflection)"
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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #8603 on: December 12, 2018, 09:01:04 PM »
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You should literally kill yourself.
First you should literally be banned though but I guess Dog-O is too much of a pansy homo himself to do it.
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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #8604 on: December 12, 2018, 09:16:28 PM »
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You should literally kill yourself.
First you should literally be banned though but I guess Dog-O is too much of a pansy homo himself to do it.

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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #8605 on: December 12, 2018, 10:18:51 PM »
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Whenever I hear the phrase "supporting partner" I immediately think of two things - The speaker is in the middle of transitioning their sex and their spouse is their stockholm syndrome victim, or they have A REALLLY fucked up and disgusting fetish. 


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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #8606 on: December 12, 2018, 10:21:35 PM »
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"my SO life partner through our poly journey"
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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #8607 on: December 12, 2018, 10:47:10 PM »
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You faggots want to read about a fucking nightmare that's being memory holed on reddit, look up Jonathan Yaniv  :alex:

He makes these people look tame in comparison.

Fuck he makes Aatrek look like a choir boy.

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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #8608 on: December 12, 2018, 11:47:09 PM »
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Donít worry about posting any quotes or sources atop you fucking useless niglet

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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #8609 on: December 13, 2018, 12:48:55 AM »
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Whenever I hear the phrase "supporting partner" I immediately think of two things - The speaker is in the middle of transitioning their sex and their spouse is their stockholm syndrome victim, or they have A REALLLY fucked up and disgusting fetish.

Don't repeat yourself.

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« Reply #8610 on: December 13, 2018, 01:16:03 AM »
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Donít worry about posting any quotes or sources atop you fucking useless niglet

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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #8611 on: December 13, 2018, 08:09:47 AM »
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lol if you bother keeping track of how many people there are, let alone the genders and sexual orientations that add 10 more layers of complexity to each paragraphical catastrophe that is your average internet sadstory.

Just copy/paste about 5 or 6 of these genderless NPC avatars into your mental perception of the story...



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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #8612 on: December 13, 2018, 08:47:45 AM »
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im literally a homo tranny in a gay relationship with a man and i feel fucking gay and weird saying "so" or "partner"

mostly i just call him "nigger (endearing inflection)"

wow milo is really slumming it these days
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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #8613 on: December 13, 2018, 10:17:14 AM »
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I see people use "SO" or "partner" so much on Reddit when they're just talking about a normal relationship, and it always makes me think they're mentioning that they're gay and that it possibly has something to do with the post later on. It never does - or if they also happen to be gay, it still doesn't have anything to do with the post, but that's not related to my point. It's a needless thing that makes my brain make an assumption 100% of the time that wastes like an extra half a second parsing their bullshit. It'd be less tedious for a homogay to just refer to a "boyfriend" in a post without specifying anything beyond that, because that would take less time to suss out and be less confusing.

Faggots and trannys are everyone's moral superiors, they're also so cool and "with it", so if a reddit poster is just a boring hetero they can say "my SO" to leave some ambiguity about their sexuality, readers have that possibility in their mind that the poster is possibly a cool and "with it" degenerate faggot.

Actual degenerate faggots on reddit would be like "hey /r/toyota I was barebacking my boyfriend last night in his prius and we broke the turn signal stalk, help?"
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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #8614 on: December 13, 2018, 11:27:27 PM »
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im literally a homo tranny in a gay relationship with a man and i feel fucking gay and weird saying "so" or "partner"

mostly i just call him "nigger (endearing inflection)"

wow milo is really slumming it these days

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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #8615 on: December 14, 2018, 01:24:58 PM »
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I see people use "SO" or "partner" so much on Reddit when they're just talking about a normal relationship, and it always makes me think they're mentioning that they're gay and that it possibly has something to do with the post later on. It never does - or if they also happen to be gay, it still doesn't have anything to do with the post, but that's not related to my point. It's a needless thing that makes my brain make an assumption 100% of the time that wastes like an extra half a second parsing their bullshit. It'd be less tedious for a homogay to just refer to a "boyfriend" in a post without specifying anything beyond that, because that would take less time to suss out and be less confusing.

Faggots and trannys are everyone's moral superiors, they're also so cool and "with it", so if a reddit poster is just a boring hetero they can say "my SO" to leave some ambiguity about their sexuality, readers have that possibility in their mind that the poster is possibly a cool and "with it" degenerate faggot.

Actual degenerate faggots on reddit would be like "hey /r/toyota I was barebacking my boyfriend last night in his prius and we broke the turn signal stalk, help?"
I sincerely doubt that you just broke the turn signal stalk, you probably ruined the upholstery as well, those stains and smell are never going to come out of the car now. The car would have kept it's value better if you ran over a family of skunks.