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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1650 on: July 22, 2017, 02:51:59 AM »
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1651 on: August 11, 2017, 11:56:14 AM »
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At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1652 on: August 11, 2017, 12:58:13 PM »
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Somebody needs to run to that guy's house and dramatically tackle him while yelling NOOOOOOO. Don't be on the hook for Ben's kid, dumbass!
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1653 on: August 11, 2017, 02:36:22 PM »
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For years now actually.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1654 on: August 11, 2017, 02:37:42 PM »
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Boasted about behind her back, more like busted a nut on her back, you idiot.
At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1655 on: August 13, 2017, 01:41:27 AM »
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1656 on: August 15, 2017, 05:35:17 PM »
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At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1657 on: August 15, 2017, 05:44:07 PM »
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Assuming it's true, and it's not just the rest of this fat lardass's meal, why would you take a pic of that and post it? What a faggot.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1658 on: August 15, 2017, 11:12:06 PM »
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Who goes to Denny's for a date? No wonder he was stood up.
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1659 on: August 16, 2017, 12:44:01 AM »
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She's tired of showing up and her food is cold.
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1660 on: August 16, 2017, 12:55:17 AM »
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Who goes to Denny's for a date? No wonder he was stood up.

Denny's revamped pancake recipe is pretty good.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1661 on: August 16, 2017, 01:52:12 AM »
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Meanwhile IHOP is making the push to become the #1 Burger place in America.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1662 on: August 16, 2017, 06:00:30 AM »
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Assuming it's true, and it's not just the rest of this fat lardass's meal, why would you take a pic of that and post it? What a faggot.

Combination of being so desperate for attention that he'll post shit that's pathos-inspiring embarrassment for anyone else and an unconscious thought that some other chick will pity cuddle him for a free meal since he's advertising he's a sad schlub.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1663 on: August 16, 2017, 09:41:05 AM »
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Looks like he drank some of the milkshake.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1664 on: August 18, 2017, 12:36:20 PM »
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At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1666 on: August 18, 2017, 10:04:40 PM »
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About half my penis just sunk into my torso like a turtle's head after reading that  :(

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1667 on: August 20, 2017, 02:16:37 PM »
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http://www.bravotv.com/blogs/elon-musk-flies-18-hours-to-see-amber-heard-and-talk-about-his-emotions

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Elon Musk Flies 18 Hours To See Amber Heard And Talk About His Emotions

He loves her. Always has.

Is this why he’s working on a tunnel based hyperloop?

Elon Musk flew 18 hours this week to see on-again off-again girlfriend Amber Heard in Australia, where she is currently filming Aquaman, to sort out their current relationship status.

Phoning up the Gold Coast Bulletin while there, he defended the actress and revealed the two are working on their relationship, bu that distance has been a huge issue.

“The distance has been really tough on our relationship, because we haven’t been able to see each other much. All relationships have their ups and downs, of course,” the Tesla owner said. “All relationships have their ups and downs…Sometimes other agendas are at work.”

Rumors had been swirling that Amber had been dating someone locally and her secret Gold Coast address was revealed to the paper. Amber has been filming late into the night with Jason Momoa.

“Having read recent articles about our relationship, we would like to speak for ourselves,” Elon added, “People occasionally send out speculation, which has no basis in fact, without our knowledge, believing that they have our best interests in mind. Sometimes, other agendas are at work. It can get a little weird.”

He said the two are on friendly terms, even though the inventor has been chasing the actress for a good 5 years now. They dated briefly after her split from Johnny Depp last year.

“However, we would like to state directly that we have the utmost respect for one another, and it would be troubling if anyone had the impression that we thought otherwise,” he said. “As a closing note, it is worth bearing in mind that events are always amplified and dramatized in a high-profile relationship, whether the people involved like it or not (and we definitely don’t). The reality is that this is just a normal relationship with a giant magnifying glass applied.”

The couple announced their split last weekend. While Amber films, Elon is in the United States unveiling of the latest Tesla car and playing with rockets.


Jesus Christ man, have some fucking dignity. Flying 18 hours to talk about ur feelings. Whadda way to get dat pussy sopping whet.  :rolleyes:
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1668 on: August 20, 2017, 02:23:59 PM »
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It goes to show that no matter how much money you have, you can still be a giant beta cuck.
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1669 on: August 20, 2017, 02:26:19 PM »
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No wonder these rich betas hate Trump so much.  No amount of money is going to buy you alpha status.


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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1670 on: August 20, 2017, 03:27:55 PM »
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Never trust clickbait trash.

None of the 'to talk about his emotions' crap is in the actual quotes from the linked source. Nobody says anything about why he flew over. Could have been a booty call, could have been a breakup. The catlady who wrote the article spun that up on her own, presumably from her fantasies of romance-novel billionaires.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1671 on: August 20, 2017, 03:33:28 PM »
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For the cost of the flight he could have got a 10/10 hooker and not had to have put up with her bullshit when he was done.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1672 on: Today at 06:36:59 AM »
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For the cost of the flight he could have got a 10/10 hooker and not had to have put up with her bullshit when he was done.

Considering he probably flew first class and on short notice, he could've had three escorts for the entire weekend.
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1673 on: Today at 06:49:49 AM »
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Really should have taken the Josh Whedon approach  :colbert:
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1674 on: Today at 07:59:56 AM »
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As I mentioned on the strug, I think it was meant to be complimentary to both Musk and Heard.  As in he is such a powerful baller that he can drop his latest scams schemes to spend a day flying to meet a girl, who just so happens to be a desirable actress.

There's definitely an aspect of Silicon Valley culture where they brag about spending obscene amounts of money doing the stupidest shit possible.  This falls in line with that.  It falls flat with us because if you're not one of the legions of nerds who would eat corn out of Elon Musk's shit, it all sounds pretty pathetic.