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Re: games still easy to troll
« Reply #75 on: March 29, 2014, 03:53:25 PM »
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Why the fuck would you buy fatty jerky? That's literally the opposite thing you want in jerky.

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Re: games still easy to troll
« Reply #76 on: March 29, 2014, 03:59:38 PM »
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I have never ordered the fatty shit but the plain beef jerky is really good.  :swanson:
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Re: games still easy to troll
« Reply #77 on: March 29, 2014, 04:01:16 PM »
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Do you not own a knife and an oven that can do ~120*?

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Re: games still easy to troll
« Reply #78 on: March 29, 2014, 06:10:36 PM »
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Why the fuck would you buy fatty jerky? That's literally the opposite thing you want in jerky.

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Re: games still easy to troll
« Reply #79 on: March 29, 2014, 10:19:31 PM »
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that beef jerky is legit the real deal. it is really cheap and really good.

also i was not referring to the fatty jerky, which makes no fucking sense and sounds gross.

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Re: games still easy to troll
« Reply #80 on: March 30, 2014, 03:40:17 AM »
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Do you not own a knife and an oven that can do ~120*?
I don't eat jerky because it's gross but my oven starts around 200 and I have no idea how to make it because I don't care enough to google it.  Is jerky a thing?  I mean, for people who aren't louisgod?
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Re: games still easy to troll
« Reply #81 on: March 30, 2014, 03:42:30 AM »
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Do you not own a knife and an oven that can do ~120*?
I don't eat jerky because it's gross but my oven starts around 200 and I have no idea how to make it because I don't care enough to google it.  Is jerky a thing?  I mean, for people who aren't louisgod?

It's a nice thing to snack on when hiking.

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Re: games still easy to troll
« Reply #82 on: March 30, 2014, 03:50:32 AM »
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Do you not own a knife and an oven that can do ~120*?
I don't eat jerky because it's gross but my oven starts around 200 and I have no idea how to make it because I don't care enough to google it.  Is jerky a thing?  I mean, for people who aren't louisgod?

It's a nice thing to snack on when hiking.
Something tells me most jerky eaters are not hiking.  Probably not even moving off the couch.  I can understand if you and your merry band of misfits are off to defeat the dragon smaug you'd like some high density portable protein snacks.   But seriously I can see the appeal just don't think it applies to most goons in a healthy way.
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Re: games still easy to troll
« Reply #83 on: March 30, 2014, 12:42:04 PM »
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Wtf is all this oven talk?  Jerky is made by dehydrating beef not slow cooking at 200.
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Re: games still easy to troll
« Reply #84 on: March 30, 2014, 02:40:15 PM »
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Wtf is all this oven talk?  Jerky is made by dehydrating beef not slow cooking at 200.

Which is why the talk is "200 is too high"

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Re: games still easy to troll
« Reply #85 on: March 30, 2014, 09:45:09 PM »
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Do you not own a knife and an oven that can do ~120*?
I don't eat jerky because it's gross but my oven starts around 200 and I have no idea how to make it because I don't care enough to google it.  Is jerky a thing?  I mean, for people who aren't louisgod?

It's a nice thing to snack on when hiking.
Something tells me most jerky eaters are not hiking.  Probably not even moving off the couch.  I can understand if you and your merry band of misfits are off to defeat the dragon smaug you'd like some high density portable protein snacks.   But seriously I can see the appeal just don't think it applies to most goons in a healthy way.
Its a decent high protein snack regardless of who you are. I cant see how you can eat a ton of jerky without ruining your jaw.
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Re: games still easy to troll
« Reply #86 on: March 30, 2014, 10:09:32 PM »
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Yeah it's a great snack if you need protein. Jack Links made one that didn't have a lot of extra stuff in it and I'd eat on the way to work after lifting in the morning. It's pure protein and easy to transport.

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Re: games still easy to troll
« Reply #87 on: March 31, 2014, 12:48:32 AM »
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jerky makes my tongue swell
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Re: games still easy to troll
« Reply #88 on: March 31, 2014, 01:03:59 AM »
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jerky makes my tongue sell

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Re: games still easy to troll
« Reply #89 on: March 31, 2014, 03:34:32 AM »
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Jerky owns and is a critical part of when I go camping and rafting and hiking and shit. Besides the protein, it hits all the sweet spots for cravings when you're out in the wild.

I've never stopped to consider if (non fatty obv) its bad for you if all you do is sit in your computer chair sweating 18 hours a day playing mad video games, but surely its better than mowing down cheetos, pringles nacho cheese tortillas and mt. dew right?

I'm not poor enough to care about saving money on it and go to a local place where all they do is make shitloads of jerky without any preservatives and its amazing. They even have weirdo shit like bacon jerky which is fat as all hell. I bought a piece of it once out of morbid(ly obese) curiosity and it tasted fantastic but was the worst food decision I had made in years.

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Re: games still easy to troll
« Reply #90 on: March 31, 2014, 10:55:11 AM »
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Good jerky is bad for you if you shovel 3000 calories of it a day down your throat during binge DOTA sessions. And if you're a dumbass SA mod you aren't even horking down good jerky.

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Re: games still easy to troll
« Reply #91 on: March 31, 2014, 11:18:53 AM »
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Jerky is mostly an American thing.  You open up a pack of jerky in Ireland or something and people are all like "wtf? is that for your dog?  You're not gonna actually eat that are you?"

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« Reply #92 on: March 31, 2014, 11:21:26 AM »
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It is but you can get it from some/most supermarkets. I always see a packet with the silhouette of a cowboy on it.

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« Reply #93 on: March 31, 2014, 12:08:57 PM »
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That's because in Europe you just ride around with baguettes sticking out of your bicycle baskets ringing your little faggot bells at impertinent Vespas while in America we are still conquering our rugged countryside.

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« Reply #94 on: March 31, 2014, 12:17:16 PM »
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That's because in Europe you just ride around with baguettes sticking out of your bicycle baskets ringing your little faggot bells at impertinent Vespas while in America we are still conquering our rugged countryside.


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Re: games still easy to troll
« Reply #95 on: March 31, 2014, 01:30:59 PM »
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Jerky is mostly an American thing.  You open up a pack of jerky in Ireland or something and people are all like "wtf? is that for your dog?  You're not gonna actually eat that are you?"

And if you open one in Thailand or China they'll be all like "WTF? is that your dog?"

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« Reply #96 on: March 31, 2014, 03:54:10 PM »
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That's because in Europe you just ride around with baguettes sticking out of your bicycle baskets ringing your little faggot bells at impertinent Vespas while in America we are still conquering our rugged countryside.


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Re: games still easy to troll
« Reply #97 on: March 31, 2014, 04:01:31 PM »
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He said rugged countryside not rugged backside bro
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« Reply #98 on: March 31, 2014, 04:41:44 PM »
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That's because in Europe you just ride around with baguettes sticking out of your bicycle baskets ringing your little faggot bells at impertinent Vespas while in America we are still conquering our rugged countryside.


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« Reply #99 on: March 31, 2014, 06:24:56 PM »
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