Fantastic, I got a thread here. I'm an avid reader. I feel like I play along from home.
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P.S. I like to call BM Eliot Piggins and I often wonder how large his wife is.
I'm going to submit a somewhat minority opinion here:
I like aggregators. There's too much shit out there to sort through, and I like that people sort through that shit for me with links the source so I can see the relevant stuff. I like to think I'm at least a +1 version of a dumb media consumer in that I will follow the source and try to get context on things that seem out of place. Which feeds into...
Brown Moses' problem is he's a power tripping liberal faggot with no sense of shame. His Caro interview was pretty boss, but that was mainly because Caro. Caro is (lets be honest: was. He is a syrian corpse. Fan fic forthcoming*) insane as fucking shit and a danger to himself and probably others. But I have to respect him for actually going out and doing that he believed in. Just like I think the Spanish Civil War was a fight between two sides of assholes and believe the lesser evil won in the end, I have lots of respect the members of the Abraham Lincoln Brigade. Caro got off his ass, and at great financial cost and risk to himself, acted on his beliefs. He may be a crazy moron, but he's a brave crazy moron.
But Brown Moses, despite never leaving his fucking chair except to get another
Fray Bentos, acts like he's done more for the global advancement of
democracy than a dude in a foxhole with an AK and a life vest on who is ducking sniper fire. He doesn't even pretend at being fair or balanced - his fucking slant would put Fox News to shame. And he can't even stomach the possibility of being wrong, because he doesn't have any real facts to base his opinions on. If he's wrong about one thing, he could be wrong about anything, and then why would people listen to him.
Fuck Brown Molasses. Where does he fucking think journalist GET war zone experience? Covering Black Friday at the Mall of America? yes
They get it in warzones, fagsuck. And since not all of the correspondents are niggers, potato niggers, or dunecoons, that means that these people didn't just wake up in a warzone, they marched their asses in there from other places. As in they get swole, get training, and duct tape "BBC" on their flak vest and hope none of the snipers have family who were fired from there.
Of course this would require Eliot Piggins to actually lose weight and work out, and he's too busy watching youtube to actually do that.
Him getting his blue star was the worst thing that could have happened to that worthless faggot. God, I'd love to see him do an AMA on reddit and get torn to fucking shreds.
*Wait, fuck I meant that as a joke but now I got an idea. Dammit.
Edit: read the self ownage here http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=746.msg112116#msg112116