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« Reply #25 on: June 13, 2014, 07:32:59 PM »
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« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2014, 12:05:22 AM »
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Lol at anyone who actually feels anything from those pictures

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« Reply #27 on: June 14, 2014, 01:48:30 AM »
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Reading about coming out stories and being touched by them must be the progressive alternative to feeling the love of Christ.


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Re: `~*The FAB-U-LOUS Thread*~`
« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2014, 10:44:54 PM »
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Reading about coming out stories and being touched by them must be the progressive alternative to feeling the love of Christ.
That's because the progressive version of coming out is just "mother, father.... I have dumb views on politics and will now pull a Houdini with my trust fund, please continue to finance my alternative lifestyle forever."

Much better to live vicariously through THE OPPRESSED of the world; actually being gay/black/Muslim/proletarian would entail certain challenges/restrictions in life.
« Last Edit: June 15, 2014, 12:10:26 AM by Luigj »

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Re: `~*The FAB-U-LOUS Thread*~`
« Reply #29 on: June 15, 2014, 11:48:29 AM »
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Look how many of these are about faggots:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/see-the-world-differently?bffb&s=mobile

It's problematic to imply you can't be gay and a nigger :ultlibrage:

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Re: `~*The FAB-U-LOUS Thread*~`
« Reply #30 on: June 19, 2014, 06:46:32 PM »
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Ok, so I heard a song on the radio and  liked it and I thought I'd look it up on YouTube to see the artist and dig what else she's got. Then I saw the video was supposed to be an homage to Robert Palmer's simply Irresistible and I had my hopes up for a cool video.

Then the poz dropped.

First, I don't know how this chick Ingrid Michaelson did it, but despite having some nice features I find her absolutely unattractive. She has nice skin and eyes and teeth, and it could be her fucked up hair or the ridiculous glasses or big ol' beak, but something grosses me out about her. It's like maybe she's a tranny and my subconscious is telling me this. I don't know. Second, this video is just patently gross and poorly made. It's lazy and not even a respectable homage.

Anyway, see for yourself why it is in this thread.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GBT37_yyzY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GBT37_yyzY</a>

And damnit, as much as this woman grosses me out, I really like the song and her voice.
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Re: `~*The FAB-U-LOUS Thread*~`
« Reply #31 on: June 20, 2014, 04:05:46 AM »
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She looks like Lisa Ann from Nailin' Palin. :allears:

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« Reply #32 on: June 20, 2014, 04:17:24 PM »
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despite having some nice features I find her absolutely unattractive. She has nice skin and eyes and teeth, and it could be her fucked up hair or the ridiculous glasses or big ol' beak, but something grosses me out about her.

I vote hot. Like the hair and glasses too.

Put bike helmets on the fags and they look like 2/3rds of the people I see at the bike trails. Any time I mention to anyone I'm into cycling I have to always very soon insert "but I don't dress like a fag!"

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« Reply #33 on: June 21, 2014, 04:09:05 PM »
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Thread about gay stuff. Unless we have one already.

http://www.libertynews.com/2014/06/umm-what-special-summer-camp-actually-trains-boys-under-age-of-10-to-become-homosexual/

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This 5 year old boy played with a Barbie over at Gwen's house, he's obviously a huge faggot and needs to be sent to a secret gay camp ASAP.
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« Reply #34 on: June 21, 2014, 10:50:48 PM »
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I think we need a quote chain of table flips.

Also what the fuck I feel violated having looked at and posted that picture fuck me.
« Last Edit: June 21, 2014, 10:52:58 PM by LOLtax »

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Re: `~*The FAB-U-LOUS Thread*~`
« Reply #35 on: June 21, 2014, 11:13:00 PM »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GBT37_yyzY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GBT37_yyzY</a>

And damnit, as much as this woman grosses me out, I really like the song and her voice.


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« Reply #36 on: July 24, 2014, 01:24:38 PM »
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This is a Marriott ad on a bus stop in our nation's capital.



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Re: `~*The FAB-U-LOUS Thread*~`
« Reply #37 on: July 24, 2014, 02:17:19 PM »
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The Banana Republic in downtown here has a giant poster of two men hugging up on each other in a similar fashion. It's facing the busiest street in town. I can see the liberals light up with such a giant smug smile when they walk by, as if this corporation is responsible for ~progress~.

These kind of ads are safe now, I'm not sure what they are trying to achieve? "We like gays, if you like feeling good because you like gays, you better buy clothes here"? Maybe if it was 30 years ago or they were in doing this at the Saudi Arabia location then I'd be impressed.

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« Reply #38 on: July 24, 2014, 02:47:44 PM »
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How is gay travel different from straight travel? They have a lot more luggage?
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« Reply #39 on: July 24, 2014, 02:50:39 PM »
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How is gay travel different from straight travel? They have a lot more luggage?

They spend a lot of time packing their shit.

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« Reply #40 on: July 24, 2014, 03:23:12 PM »
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They spend a lot of time packing their shit.

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« Reply #41 on: July 26, 2014, 01:19:28 AM »
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How is gay travel different from straight travel? They have a lot more luggage?

They spend a lot of time packing their shit.

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« Reply #42 on: August 03, 2014, 01:23:02 PM »
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White professional gays have shit-tons of disposable income and love feeling fancy. It's a perfect demographic for any retail or service provider.

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« Reply #43 on: August 03, 2014, 01:45:39 PM »
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https://web.archive.org/web/20100304141708/http://www.mengettingmen.com/

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« Reply #44 on: August 28, 2014, 07:10:52 PM »
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I never understood the whole "coming out" thing. Why do you have the NEED to tell people something that's allegedly part of you that you have had since birth (Spoiler: because you crave attention and drama)

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1df_i26wh-w" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1df_i26wh-w</a>

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« Reply #45 on: August 28, 2014, 07:13:30 PM »
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Yeah, that vid is quickly making the rounds on the internet and the usual suspects are spitting out the usual SJW talking points about it.  :rolleyes:

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« Reply #46 on: August 28, 2014, 07:25:20 PM »
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I never understood the whole "coming out" thing. Why do you have the NEED to tell people something that's allegedly part of you that you have had since birth (Spoiler: because you crave attention and drama)

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1df_i26wh-w" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1df_i26wh-w</a>

This is how parents should handle a child making the choice to live as a faggot.

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« Reply #47 on: August 28, 2014, 07:31:23 PM »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1df_i26wh-w" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1df_i26wh-w</a>

:tom: Holy shit that kid literally sounds retarded.

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« Reply #48 on: August 28, 2014, 07:34:14 PM »
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I never understood the whole "coming out" thing. Why do you have the NEED to tell people something that's allegedly part of you that you have had since birth (Spoiler: because you crave attention and drama)

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1df_i26wh-w" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1df_i26wh-w</a>

This is how parents should handle a child making the choice to live as a faggot.

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« Reply #49 on: August 28, 2014, 08:47:02 PM »
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I never understood the whole "coming out" thing. Why do you have the NEED to tell people something that's allegedly part of you that you have had since birth (Spoiler: because you crave attention and drama)

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1df_i26wh-w" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1df_i26wh-w</a>

This is how parents should handle a child making the choice to live as a faggot.

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Sorry I didn't listen to the full five minutes but the kid is gay, so what? Sorry if I don't see this as particularly noteworthy anymore. Now if he said he was a tranny, it's off to therapy for the little gender dysphoric but if he's ready to admit publicly what his parents have always suspected then hooray. They probably had a pretty good idea from all the posters of hot muscle dudes on the walls and the endless requests for tickets to Broadway musicals. Along with all the other "my kid is turning into a queer" warning signs a parent should be able to spot these days. "Hmmm, he's been spending an awful lot of time on something awful, better have him get a checkup with the old psych doctor."