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In my MBA classes, the women there who had kids were pretty committed to the HTFU method of parenting.  It was refreshing to see.

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In my MBA classes, the women there who had kids were pretty committed to the HTFU method of parenting.  It was refreshing to see.

If she is to stand a flea fart in the wind's chance of succeeding in the field she had fucking better.

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Do you guys remember back in 2011. There was a great disturbance emanating from NYC. It was as if tens of thousands of sluts cried out in terror that they couldn't indiscriminately have sex  in a misguided attempt at recreating some Jew-manipulated-Sex and the City lifestyle to fill their hollow souls and personality-less minds.

Well, I found the source:




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There are so many other options. Such as:
1) Letting the man come somewhere besides where it will get me pregnant.
Ah yes the bastion of modern pro-body feminist thinking imploring women to use the failure-proof pull-out method of contraception  :adam:  as opposed to not continuing to ride the carousel of cocks for a few days.




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2) Birth control pills. NO. They will make me fat; they will make me "spot" (another thing I squeamishly just DON'T LIKE TALKING ABOUT; don't worry, though, everyone else who works here does); they will give me acne; and quite frankly, they will NOT prevent me from getting pregnant! I know this because IT HAPPENED TO ME™.

"Can't take birth control because they make me fat and give me acne since my appearance is the only thing of value I have and I need to protect it so I can continue to allow the men of NYC to pump and dump. Plus they don't always work (especially when I forget to take them). "

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4) Condoms. Nope! As if. I don't know. I don't sleep with that many people and so I just don't do condoms! ARG I HATE TALKING ABOUT MY SEX LIFE; LET'S END THIS.

"The feeling of a man cumming inside my well-worn vagina is the closest thing to love that I will ever find"

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5) Abortion. This shouldn't even be on the list though obviously I've had them. Abortions are not birth control and I hate them! I'm OBVIOUSLY pro-choice but I think they are terrible and wrong and I hate having them. And I mean terrible for everyone involved. It breaks my heart all around.

"Well when the pull-out method doesn't work, scrape the trouble away! I'm so thankful for all the good-hearted iconoclast Jews who have fought for my right to abuse my uterus and kill my unwanted babies without any shame or guilt. But really, murdering babies is just terrible and it breaks my heart every time I do it. But at least my regular cunt-scraping is accumulating me a lot of points on my Planned Parenthood Rewards Card. "

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6) A diaphragm. Ooh! The wild card! I had one of these in college, and by college I mean the year I was 18 and living in Soho and going to "acting school" and blowing my trust fund on cocaine and champagne at all of the best clubs. Anyway, I lugged around a diaphragm with me in a little case and would OCCASIONALLY use it. I was very slutty back then and never got preg, so I guess it worked. Amazingly I did not get herpes, though. Or anything else!


This, my fellow Struggers, is when a person tries to disguise the truth under the camouflage of ironic joke talk. It's what's left of their withered and bitter conscience; it's futile last effort to tell the truth and free them from some guilt and shame, but their narcissistic personality sprays it with some irony so that it seems like she's joking to protect her fragile self-worth. "See how slutty and care-free I was! lol but I'm only joking jk lol (but not really) pls love me daddy"

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But WOMEN. We are clearly abusing it. OK, at least I am. Once I took it three times in one month! And that is seriously extreme; I know; I know. So besides that horrible month -- I was f*&king around with someone REALLY sexy; what can I say -- I'd say that I take it once every, like two months, and OMIGOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M WRITING ABOUT MY SEX LIFE. I meant to be writing all of this to condemn all of YOU.

"I can't believe y'all are making me write about my sex life so much, stop it tee hee! So the last time I was cream-pied it was soooo awkward because I "

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OK, my point is, I'm sleeping with someone new now and I'm going to be better about not letting anything happen. Women of New York City and the world: resolve to step up. Fifty bucks is fifty bucks -- that's practically a new fall fragrance! We should all stop letting dudes come inside of us and take some responsibility because I am feeling increasingly guilty about being an AVID participant in an abortion-friendly culture. Attack me in the comments section


Women live by their feels and die by their feels (and also vote by their feels you fucking faggot internet culture)

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Other animals do chew the cord off shortly after birth, but as a vegan this option did not appeal to me.



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I have wrestled with the nigger demon in a number of ways.


For people who consider themselves feminists they have even more rules for how a woman should think and act than the fucking Taliban.

https://radishmag.wordpress.com/2014/02/14/pump-and-dump/

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Other animals do chew the cord off shortly after birth, but as a vegan this option did not appeal to me.



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Reminds me of the crazy bitch on  "HBO Shock Video"  that saved the placenta and made it into pate.  She served it to some vegetarian friends while assuring them it contained no animal products.

I couldn't really feel sorry for them.
Shit. I guess this has helped me realize my privilege even more. So that's some good come out of it.
I feel so sad for all the people who don't have a supportive environment even like SA.

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He broke away from her gravitational pull

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"Child Led Parenting." :swanson:

These kids are gonna be so pozzed, but it'll be great for the tiny minority of kids who are raised in a more old fashioned way. My brother is starting to have kids and he's pretty conservative and old fashioned. His kids will tower over their peers like Ubermensch, easily dominating them in society, school, jobs, etc.

It'll be like the One Eyed Man in the Kingdom of the Blind.

My girlfriend and I don't want kids, never have, but part of me wants to have a couple anyway just so I can watch them grow up and steamroll all the little "unschooled" gen z faggots.

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888...Due to the damp environment where we lived and because we also chose to wrap plastic around the cloth, the placenta did not dry out as well as it should have and did leave a musty smell for the last few days. However, as the cord had already sealed off and we kept the rooms well aired, I didn’t feel this posed any threat to Ulysses.

Despite the minor inconvenience of learning to maneuver around the cord for six days and dealing with the cleaning of the placenta, I feel the potential benefits of lotus birthing far outweigh any cons.

In fact, I will definitely be having a lotus birth for my next child.


In cultures where they maintain the placenta* after cutting the cord88...My husband and I lived in a block of flats at the time so did not have this option and decided we much preferred the idea of returning the placenta back to the land through the sea888

Many times I get asked from where does lotus birth originate?

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how it became named, but I would guess it has something to do with888

888... as the mother’s body knows instinctively to release the placenta after it has received the chemical messages released from the baby suckling on the breast, so does the baby’s body know exactly when to release the cord from its point of attachment without any intervention.

This is also why I decided to opt for an unassisted birth without any intervention.
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I felt strongly that I needed to allow my baby to be born at the exact time and in the exact way that I felt most comfortable. Even though I had emergency numbers on hand, I chose not to have any midwives or medical professionals present as I felt I could not trust them to respect my wishes and follow through on my birth plan .

After hearing numerous stories from other women who had birthed with the medical profession, I did not feel reassured that I would be fully supported. For these reasons888

The physical benefits of not cutting the cord include optimum immune protection and reduced risk of infection as no open wound is created. Other benefits are, in my opinion, of a more spiritual nature.

I believe that to truly understand how nature intended women to give birth we must look to the wild animals who are untouched by man.


*Let me explain.

When animals888

I believe we can learn from nature as parents. Let's observe and learn from the wisdom of animals in the wild.



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For fuck's sake.

I wanted to just compare and contrast the nature talk with the image of lotus-birthing in a dank, dingy Hackney council flat, but all the other contradictions and thick-as-shit fantasies started to stick out and ... yeah, it's 100% batshit.
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Really a shame she's crazy, it looks like she would clean up good.

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Really a shame she's crazy, it looks like she would clean up good.

If she put on a few pounds.

It's not our normal complaint, but seriously she looks like she'd snap if you looked at her funny.


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something about "I would eat the placenta but I'm vegan" strikes me as really fucking dumb, it's disgusting but it was produced by your own body and nothing died to make it except a little part of the reader's faith in humanity


it's not meat

what the fuck

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There was an ambulance driver or EMT back on PoE news who regaled us of a story about some hippie dippy mom who decided to do an unassisted water birth in an oversized wading pool at home.  During the winter.  Feet-high snow. 

Welp, she did it with nobody but dad and the other two kids assisting.  Something went wrong and she bled out, baby died, EMTs had to slog a good 5-10 minutes through the snow to get to the house from the road carrying their gear and a stretcher.

All they could do when they got to the house was pronounce it, wrap her up and try to comfort the guy until county came.

We've clawed our way out of mud, our own shit, caves, trees, huts, adobe cliff dwellings, damp candle-and-kerosene-lamp lit brick abattoirs and one plague after the other to give ourselves a fighting chance at staying on top.  Mother nature is trying her level fucking best to kill each and every one of us.  And we've adapted to more than even the odds that she can pull it off.  But we've still got backwards loons like the one in the 888 article above and the lady who preferred the chance she'd die like a character in a Bronte novel to having a 3rd healthy child and her life.  I dunno man.

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Resident fat troll leslie weighs in on old navy: http://www.xojane.com/issues/old-navy-charging-more-for-plus-sizes

First of all, if you're over the age of 20 and shopping at Old Navy, you deserve what you get.  Old Navy is disposable clothes best purchased for children, who have a chance of growing out of them before they wear out.

Secondly, all the complaints about their fat section can be applied to every other section.  Inferior service, quality, and fit for everyone.  She whines that no one could find the fat section because there wasn't a yellow brick road with a glowing arrow or something, I dunno, maybe fat women just get too tired to waddle an extra 100 feet to the back or something.

Lastly, she makes her biggest complaint about women's fat clothes costing more.  Because it's such an insult to pay $20 for a glorified garbage bag in 4xl as opposed to $15 for a normal size.  And men's fat clothes aren't more expensive than normal sizes, probably because a man is going to buy some clothes and move on with his life, and a woman is going to buy a bunch of shit, realize she still looks like a fatty ham in them, and then return it all stretched out and stinky so it can't be resold.

But what I really want to know is why she and her hippo in crime maryanne always stand pigeon-toed in every picture?  Is it because their thighs are too fat for them to stand with their toes pointed straight?

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But what I really want to know is why she and her hippo in crime maryanne always stand pigeon-toed in every picture?  Is it because their thighs are too fat for them to stand with their toes pointed straight?

My girlfriend reads a bunch of fashion blogs and they all stand pigeon toed in photos. It's really contrived and retarded but they think it's cute I guess. Those girls are usually like 90 lbs though, not 290.

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My girlfriend reads a bunch of fashion blogs and they all stand pigeon toed in photos. It's really contrived and retarded but they think it's cute I guess. Those girls are usually like 90 lbs though, not 290.

Obviously its a sign of internalized misogyny forcing women to stand in a submissive position.  Notice how guys tend to stand with their toes threateningly spread outward as a sign of dominance?  :christina:

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Here's an unpopular opinion.  On xojane that means a popular opinion that only assholes disagree with.

http://www.xojane.com/issues/stop-saying-you-have-ptsd

Some fat girl claims to have ptsd because of a secret trauma, and gets mad when other people claim to have it.  She compares her ptsd to a war veteran's:
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On November 11, xoJane posted two otherwise harmless articles. One, about silly underwear, said: “…I have tween angst PTSD...” Another, an article about expensive beauty products, had a quote that read in part, “I still have 'poor kid' PTSD…”

These articles were both published on Veterans Day, a day meant to honor those who serve -- many of whom suffer from PTSD themselves. I’m sure this wasn’t intentional, but it was the poorest possible timing.

But then she says she has a mild version of it, which only manifests when it will be conveniently dramatic:
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The truth of the matter is, my own PTSD -- a result of childhood trauma that I’d rather not disclose -- is very mild. I have persistent, recurring thoughts, and I am hyperaware of the danger lurking in any given situation. (I like to think of it as being prepared for all possible outcomes, but it means that I can come off as an extreme worrywart.)

The worst of all my symptoms, however, is that I startle easily. Inexplicably, I actually enjoy haunted houses, but in my normal waking life, I’m liable to scream (and sometimes, punch!) if someone approaches me too quickly, or shouts my name from another room. These symptoms have been very difficult to deal with, so I cannot imagine how hard it must be for people who are suffering from severe PTSD.

In the comments she gets called out on dismissing the idea of poor kid ptsd, and since she really doesn't want to have the unpopular opinion, backpedals on the original premise of the article.  It's all just another game of who is the biggest victim anyway.

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It's all just another game of who is the biggest victim anyway.

That is the SJW movement in a nutshell: broken people vying for the Most Oppressed award.  Trannies and black feminists gleefully tear down the other groups while those other groups invent new ways to keep them in the running, like fibromyalgia, PTSD, inflating rape statistics, etc.  Then beneath them are white male SJWs who function as the useful idiots to be used and discarded at their whims.


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I was a single mom for 10 long years. During that decade I relied on welfare, housing assistance, and food stamps to help me support my daughter while I earned both bachelor’s and master’s degrees. 


I was an independent woman working to achieve my goals of self-sufficiency, a meaningful career, and to be the best mom possible. But underneath my professional ambition was an even stronger desire: to get married and become a stay at home mom. 

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decade I relied on welfare, housing assistance, and food stamps... I was an independent woman

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welfare... independent




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When I started working full time at a public preschool program [she has a masters in social work'], I was 31 years old. I’d been a single mom for eight years without ever living with a man, and only dating a few.



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I was the kind of single mom whose kid does not spend the weekend at Baby Daddy’s house. Baby Daddy was initially addicted to crack, and then meth. He was busy expanding his criminal history and making other babies not to take care of. His mother was dead and he’d never known his father, so there weren’t any grandparents to fill in where he didn’t.

Baby Daddy did not pay child support either. He preferred to work in the underground economy to avoid this obligation, something that he has successfully done for most of the 16 years of our daughter’s life. 





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He took me to the Outback Steakhouse. I had NEVER had a guy take me to a steakhouse before, ever.  He told me to order WHATEVER I WANTED. This, too, was a first!  And then, just when things were going to so great, he told me I could order a margarita. I sorta wanted to avoid alcohol, but, well this was pretty exciting: steak AND a margarita, why not?




I'm 30 and there's TONS of girls within a few years of me who never went on real dates. It's shocking, really. Group "dates" aka not actually getting to know the person, have been the norm for a while. It's not easy to find a good person, no matter what your biological sex.


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Lastly, she makes her biggest complaint about women's fat clothes costing more.  Because it's such an insult to pay $20 for a glorified garbage bag in 4xl as opposed to $15 for a normal size.  And men's fat clothes aren't more expensive than normal sizes, probably because a man is going to buy some clothes and move on with his life, and a woman is going to buy a bunch of shit, realize she still looks like a fatty ham in them, and then return it all stretched out and stinky so it can't be resold.


This shit kills me. If you're tall as fuck you have to search out special stores and pay more. Likewise if you're short as fuck. I'd go "yeah, must be a pain in the ass" if this fat bitch was just complaining about how it's more effort to find stuff, but the idea that it's a God-given right for everyone to pay the same price for clothes is loony

Her paying 5% more for 100% more material in the FUPA area of her ill-fitting clothes is not some sign of society's fat hate. Those kids in Bangladesh were probably wondering why Westerners use cashmere tents when they go camping

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biological sex

Gender, dude, it's gender.

We must draw the line and not allow them to redefine things. Your plumbing makes your gender.


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The biggest challenge with going on an actual date with a girl these days is that she's likely going to spend a lot of her time on her phone during the date.  That would piss me off.