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So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« on: May 04, 2016, 11:35:18 PM »
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If she didn't, I wanted to tell her to not leave a question mark, but an exclamation point.

If she did, well shit, it's better than ODing on benzos bought with bitcoin.

If she actually got some help and got herself the yummy yummy pills to make her brain work, then the system works and I am voting for Bernie sanders.


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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2016, 06:00:45 AM »
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In an ironic twist, she self-immolated, so she felt the Bern before you did.
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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2016, 09:58:20 AM »
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She changed her twitter name to 'The Faking Dead' and tweeted last week so I think she's ok.

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2016, 12:27:53 PM »
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I hope not.  I liked that sick burn she made about lomo and I bet she will eventually send us nude pics of herself.

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2016, 07:44:44 AM »
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If she didn't, I wanted to tell her to not leave a question mark, but an exclamation point.

If she did, well shit, it's better than ODing on benzos bought with bitcoin.

If she actually got some help and got herself the yummy yummy pills to make her brain work, then the system works and I am voting for Bernie sanders.
I would like to hear mor about how people buy benzos on darknet or whatever with  bitcoin.  I don't want the whacky RC stuff that makes you see tiny cowboys and but a piano from ebay and freak out for a week.  Just simple atavan or xanax or valium.  Are those really available or is it all a scam/honeypot?

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2016, 09:05:57 AM »
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Such a shame that that brain was put in that body.

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2016, 10:39:39 AM »
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i hope she killed herself but botched the job and is now a paraplegic

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2016, 11:26:10 AM »
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i hope she killed herself but botched the job and is now a paraplegic

I like the idea of screwing up the angle of the shotgun and just losing the face. Remaining completely lucid of course. As close to hell as you can get without actually being there!

Edit: Sorry for being a dick. This thread got good a page or two later. Holy fuck.
« Last Edit: May 26, 2016, 11:12:53 AM by FreakyDeaky »
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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2016, 12:55:35 PM »
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If she didn't, I wanted to tell her to not leave a question mark, but an exclamation point.

If she did, well shit, it's better than ODing on benzos bought with bitcoin.

If she actually got some help and got herself the yummy yummy pills to make her brain work, then the system works and I am voting for Bernie sanders.
I would like to hear mor about how people buy benzos on darknet or whatever with  bitcoin.  I don't want the whacky RC stuff that makes you see tiny cowboys and but a piano from ebay and freak out for a week.  Just simple atavan or xanax or valium.  Are those really available or is it all a scam/honeypot?

Pls don't ban me Honda.
I am srs my doc who is a real actual caring doc gives me 3 x 1mg atavan a day and they help me drink less.  I'd totally exchange my alcohol problem for a benzo problem as it's much easier to taper off of pills.

Is this against the TCC rules?  Honda help me out here.
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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2016, 11:31:55 AM »
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If she didn't, I wanted to tell her to not leave a question mark, but an exclamation point.

If she did, well shit, it's better than ODing on benzos bought with bitcoin.

If she actually got some help and got herself the yummy yummy pills to make her brain work, then the system works and I am voting for Bernie sanders.
I would like to hear mor about how people buy benzos on darknet or whatever with  bitcoin.  I don't want the whacky RC stuff that makes you see tiny cowboys and but a piano from ebay and freak out for a week.  Just simple atavan or xanax or valium.  Are those really available or is it all a scam/honeypot?

Pls don't ban me Honda.
I am srs my doc who is a real actual caring doc gives me 3 x 1mg atavan a day and they help me drink less.  I'd totally exchange my alcohol problem for a benzo problem as it's much easier to taper off of pills.

Is this against the TCC rules?  Honda help me out here.

P sure benzo withdrawals are frightening and possibly fatal. There used to be a really scary video that got posted in TCC warning people about it, unfortunately this is the best I could find on youtube:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDbPnAQ-c1o" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDbPnAQ-c1o</a>

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2016, 06:58:31 PM »
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Such a shame that that brain was put in that body.

wait, what? I missed all this drama, Schmorky's girl wasn't a fat disgusting lardass? I'm legit shocked
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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2016, 06:51:16 PM »
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Still here, still queer.  I don't think I'll ever work up the balls to do it for reasons stated in this thread:  Botching the job and waking up limbless in a hospital bed or some junk.  I'm kind of an unperson at this point.  I had to flee my apartment in Washington so they wouldn't keep locking me up and forcing me to take pills.  I've been holed up in my parents storage room in New Jersey for the past month having a staring contest with a bag of charcoal every night and coming to the conclusion that I just don't have the balls to go through with it.  :myecred: 

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2016, 07:07:56 PM »
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Just open a paypal and start camwhoring already.
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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2016, 07:36:58 PM »
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Post tits.
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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2016, 08:07:58 PM »
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I'm sure my tits are somewhere on the internet, go find them.  For all the trouble people put me through locking me up all the damn time I at least get a check every month from it.  Been working an honest job at my Dad's shop.  I never felt good hypnotizing erotically even if it did bring good money.  New Jersey's a miserable place but at least I'm not half as worse off as Shmorky, stuck in his parents trailer in the middle of the woods.  Shmorky's family trailer is the kind of place that would make Charles Manson pale, a lot like Shmorky's family.

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2016, 09:39:56 PM »
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Tell us some stories about the family trailer.

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2016, 10:52:36 PM »
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Tell us some stories about the family trailer.

Well its in a place called Mineral, Virginia, population 600 or so.  I went there once with Shmorky to meet his parents and brothers.  The trailer isn't in a town or trailer park it's just...in the woods.  Deep in these dark, thick woods down an unpaved trail with no civilization for miles and miles.  It was so dark there at night you couldn't see the hands in front of your face.  That's the trailer Shmork grew up in.  He never shut up how much privilege I had compared to him because he grew up in a trailer and no one gives a fuck about trans people in trailers and on and on and on.  His family was...off.  Very off.  His mother is a short, trollish looking woman with red hair and a very shrill voice.  His father was an old diabetic, wheelchair bound man who just mumbled unintelligibly...like not even making real sentences, he would just say things lie "fish fly high while the bumblebees cry" at random.  I don't think he had dementia I think he was just really high all the time.  I remember the trailer visit was when I found out that Shmorky had been lying about his age to me for a year.  The weird thing was on the wall of the room Shmork and I slept in there were 3 children's drawings of grave stones, one with Shmorky's name (David Kelly) and his brothers Chris and Lance.  The grave stones had the year each were born to the year 2001, that's how I found out Shmork was 35 years old as opposed to 32 years old.  Why he felt the need to lie about such an insignificant number of years I'll never understand.  The trailer was kept the same way Shmorky likes to keep house:  A hoarder's paradise.  Stuff everywhere, chochkis, kitty litter, piles of newspaper, old videos, all just thrown about.  The bathroom was so dirty you couldn't have paid me to take a shower in there.  Interestingly enough, Shmork's parents were the Christian conservative type, and they still called him David.  But yeah, that's where Shmork's living now.  The serial killer setting suits his attitude well.

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2016, 01:01:58 AM »
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 :facepalm: Ugh, I lied to my last girlfriend about my age too, not that I'm morally bothered by it, I just don't want to have anything at all in common with schmorky  :myecred:
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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2016, 01:31:37 AM »
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I'm sure my tits are somewhere on the internet, go find them.  For all the trouble people put me through locking me up all the damn time I at least get a check every month from it.  Been working an honest job at my Dad's shop.  I never felt good hypnotizing erotically even if it did bring good money.  New Jersey's a miserable place but at least I'm not half as worse off as Shmorky, stuck in his parents trailer in the middle of the woods.  Shmorky's family trailer is the kind of place that would make Charles Manson pale, a lot like Shmorky's family.

Yeah, but those are stale tit pics. Post fresh thread-specific tits.
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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2016, 01:33:28 AM »
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Tell us some stories about the family trailer.

Well its in a place called Mineral, Virginia, population 600 or so.  I went there once with Shmorky to meet his parents and brothers.  The trailer isn't in a town or trailer park it's just...in the woods.  Deep in these dark, thick woods down an unpaved trail with no civilization for miles and miles.  It was so dark there at night you couldn't see the hands in front of your face.  That's the trailer Shmork grew up in.  He never shut up how much privilege I had compared to him because he grew up in a trailer and no one gives a fuck about trans people in trailers and on and on and on.  His family was...off.  Very off.  His mother is a short, trollish looking woman with red hair and a very shrill voice.  His father was an old diabetic, wheelchair bound man who just mumbled unintelligibly...like not even making real sentences, he would just say things lie "fish fly high while the bumblebees cry" at random.  I don't think he had dementia I think he was just really high all the time.  I remember the trailer visit was when I found out that Shmorky had been lying about his age to me for a year.  The weird thing was on the wall of the room Shmork and I slept in there were 3 children's drawings of grave stones, one with Shmorky's name (David Kelly) and his brothers Chris and Lance.  The grave stones had the year each were born to the year 2001, that's how I found out Shmork was 35 years old as opposed to 32 years old.  Why he felt the need to lie about such an insignificant number of years I'll never understand.  The trailer was kept the same way Shmorky likes to keep house:  A hoarder's paradise.  Stuff everywhere, chochkis, kitty litter, piles of newspaper, old videos, all just thrown about.  The bathroom was so dirty you couldn't have paid me to take a shower in there.  Interestingly enough, Shmork's parents were the Christian conservative type, and they still called him David.  But yeah, that's where Shmork's living now.  The serial killer setting suits his attitude well.

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For this post alone I'm glad you didn't kill yourself.

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2016, 02:12:51 AM »
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Wikpedia says the population of Mineral is 424.  Zillow has 423 properties listed for sale there.

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2016, 07:07:57 AM »
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More shmorky stories plz

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2016, 08:54:09 AM »
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Amagayus you should totally look up Terra Jones out Chicago way, he's totally your type of mentally broken fuck-up. You two crazy kids should get together.

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More shmorky stories plz


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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2016, 10:41:15 AM »
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More shmorky stories plz

Shit man, it was such a circus every day after a while I just began to mentally numb myself and normalize everything.  You should have seen him the day Facebook asked him to use his real name (he was of course going by Shmorky).  His birth name is still David Kelly, so he came to me shaking and almost in tears asking me to drive him to city hall to get his name changed from David to Daisy.  I'm like "Don't you think this is a bit drastic, I mean it's just Facebook."  And then I got the speech about how he dies inside every time someone calls him by the name David and that he'll kill himself so I'm like 'alright, let's get this done.' 

Now, you of course can't go anywhere with Shmorky until he puts his face on.  This process takes an hour.  Literally an hour.  You don't know how many times I almost went to the bathroom outside because I couldn't hold it anymore waiting for the little miss to put meticulously put his lipstick and eyeshadow on and position the yarn wig just right.  So there we go, off to city hall.  Of course, when we get there Shmork does the usual thing he does around people who aren't his crew of troons at a convention or something, he just freezes like a deer in headlights.  All the time.  So I have to explain to these office women that the 6 foot tall man in lipstick with me needs his name changed.  At the end of the day he didn't even go through with it because it cost like $400 and of course being that his only source of income was Patreon he didn't have it and I may have been roped into paying for a lot of shit for him but I wasn't gonna shell out money for him to have his name changed over bullshit on facebook.

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2016, 10:42:48 AM »
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Amagayus you should totally look up Terra Jones out Chicago way, he's totally your type of mentally broken fuck-up. You two crazy kids should get together.

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More shmorky stories plz

Come on, that is just entirely too much fat and teeth for me.