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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2016, 11:18:35 AM »
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Since Shmorky and his family lived in a trailer in the middle of nowhere, how did they get electricity, running water, etc.

Did you figure out why they lived in the middle of nowhere?

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2016, 11:25:30 AM »
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To be fair though, I don't think Fire is half as narcissistic and mean spirited as Shmorky.  Shmorky spent every minute of every day looking for an excuse to be manipulative and mean.  One minute he'd be screaming at me that I don't treat him feminine enough and the next he'd be screaming "Don't treat me like I'm some kind of pussy!" He said those exact words to me once.  I was confused as fuck and then just realized at the end of the day Shmorky was just an very, very, insecure man.  We literally had to sleep in different rooms because he couldn't bear to have me see him (GASP) bald with his yarn wig off.  I never understood why at the very least he couldn't just get a realistic looking wig.  Also his entire wardrobe consisted of shirts with his own characters on them.  He refused to wear anything else.  Shameless self promotion all day every day.

One of the worst, worst, worst things about the relationship was that you could NOT have a two-way conversation with him.  You would go to say something and he would ALWAYS interrupt.  It was the most obnoxious thing ever.  He would prattle on endlessly about how great he was and how hard he had it growing up in a trailer and how he couldn't stand how privileged everyone else around him was and fuck what you had to say.  And of course, he would never shut up about gender politics and how he was living to see a revolution happen where women took over the world by force.

Lowtax was always getting frustrated with him.  He would sleep till noon or 1 or 2 every day and show up to work whenever he damnwell pleased.  Lowtax would ask him to do shit and he's straight up yell/squeak "THIS IS A WASTE OF MY TIME AND MY TALEEEEEEENT!"  He just had the worst fucking attitude.  So of course the day inevitably came when he came home and told me he got fired and that he'd be needing me to pay his share of the rent and bills.  Did not ask, told me.  And I just did it because what other option did I have?  Once, just once I told him to get a job and it went over like a fart in church. "HOW DARE YOU!  HOW DARE YOU BARK AT ME TO GET A JOB LIKE I'M SOME PLEB!  I'M AN ARTIST AND I CAN'T WORK BECAUSE NO ONE WILL RESPECT MY PRONOOOOOOOUUUUUNS!"  And that's how I wound up financially supporting him.  :myecred:

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2016, 11:32:50 AM »
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I'll bet you Fire is just as nasty and narcissistic, he just pretends better because "caring about shit" is his bullshit schtick just like Shmorky's is his artfaggotry.

Fire would fucking laugh his fatty ass off if badthinkers were getting burned alive. He's a mean little shit.

But keep telling us about Shmorky please. What's his average day like? What was the stupidest fucking thing you ever saw him do? Did he melt down every day over stupid faggotry?


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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2016, 11:33:13 AM »
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Since Shmorky and his family lived in a trailer in the middle of nowhere, how did they get electricity, running water, etc.

Did you figure out why they lived in the middle of nowhere?

I have no idea.  My head was brimming with questions the whole time but I knew if I asked I'd get an hour long speech about privilege from Shmorky.  They did have electricity and running water...how they got it, I have no idea because that place was beyond backwoods.

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2016, 11:40:57 AM »
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Glad you're back, telling some pretty funny stories and not eminently wanting to kill yourself.  ADF, another noted online trans person changed his name recently pretty much just for facebook.  lol
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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #30 on: May 23, 2016, 12:03:13 PM »
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I'll bet you Fire is just as nasty and narcissistic, he just pretends better because "caring about shit" is his bullshit schtick just like Shmorky's is his artfaggotry.

Fire would fucking laugh his fatty ass off if badthinkers were getting burned alive. He's a mean little shit.

But keep telling us about Shmorky please. What's his average day like? What was the stupidest fucking thing you ever saw him do? Did he melt down every day over stupid faggotry?

Heh we spent the first year together living in rural Missouri.  The average person in Pleasant Hill, MO did not know half a fuck about microaggresions or pronouns or any of that bullshit so there was a mini meltdown every time some poor teenage donut shop employee uttered the word "sir".  Shmorky actually harassed one of them about why they have to say "Sir" or "Ma'am" and they, frightened by the 6 foot gorrilla proportioned man in lipstick just stammered "our b-b-boss makes us....sir."  At the end of the day the person who always lost was me because I'd be the one who had to hear him bitch. for. hours.  All he ever did was complain.  I had never met a more negative person in my life.  Sometimes I would just scream out "STOP COMPLAINING!  STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING!  ALL YOU EVER DO IS BITCH!"  And then he would complain more about how I didn't understand what it's like to be a *-*-*-SURVIVOR-*-*-* Which fuck me running is the most abused word in the english language today.

Shmorky was chronically poor.  Living the life of a starving autist..er artist.  Shmorky, in an attempt to finally move out on his own during his 20s went the same route as Fire.  He didn't have much to offer in the way of his rent so he offered his mouth to some bear of a gay man.  He OFFERED as he couldn't pay rent.  Somehow he convinced himself that he was RAPED and had permanent PTSD from the experience of willingly sucking dick as rent.  Fuck I feel bad for people who were ACTUALLY raped in today's world because no one seems to know or give a fuck about the gravity of what that means anymore.

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #31 on: May 23, 2016, 01:07:01 PM »
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Fuck I feel bad for people who were ACTUALLY raped in today's world because no one seems to know or give a fuck about the gravity of what that means anymore.

This.

When he was jumping on the clerk was he using his squeaky faggot voice?


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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #32 on: May 23, 2016, 01:47:41 PM »
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Fuck I feel bad for people who were ACTUALLY raped in today's world because no one seems to know or give a fuck about the gravity of what that means anymore.

This.

When he was jumping on the clerk was he using his squeaky faggot voice?

It was ALWAYS the squeaky voice.  ALWAYS.  I can tell you that in 2 years he spoke with no. other. voice.  And he never shut up.  Just put yourself in my shoes.  Being preached to about gender and pronouns and rape culture and cisnormativity for HOURS on end in THAT. SQUEAKY. VOICE.  I just sat there sometimes and repeated 'shutup, shutup, shutup, shutup, shutup' in my head waiting for it to stop.  We fought all the time.  For someone who would scream about how he "WASN'T A MAN!" every other second he sure loved expecting a woman to clean up after him.  He was such a pig.  He would walk around leaving garbage EVERYWHERE.  It was too much for him to even get up and take his ever growing piles of candy wrappers to the trash.  He never, ever, ever, cleaned.  When I first arrived at his house it took me literal MONTHS to get the place into decent shape.  It was never enough for him though.  He would always scream at me for not getting the dishes clean enough or missing a spot when I vacuumed.  He "WASN'T A MAN!" but he sure loved the idea of having a trophy wife that waited on him hand and foot.  That's what I was to him.  I honestly don't think Shmorky is capable of truly caring about another human being other than himself.

As for the weirdest thing I ever saw him do, that's hard to pinpoint, but up there on the list was me waking up in the morning to him sitting in front of the TV playing Mario 64 in a T shirt and diaper like it just the most normal thing in the world.  This happened...many days.  He would just sit and hold a conversation in a full on adult diaper like it wasn't no thang.  And yes, he wore them under his pants when he worked in the SA office too.  I would just look at Lowtax and start laughing to myself thinking "man, if you only knew..."  :stewart:

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #33 on: May 23, 2016, 02:14:18 PM »
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This is fucking great

Some more stories of Shmorky interacting in Hicksville pls


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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #34 on: May 23, 2016, 02:31:40 PM »
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I'm sure she answered this elsewhere, but if it was so bad why did she stay? Probably just mental illness I assume. He was 100% loonytoons from day 1 so you can't claim it was a boiling frog deal.
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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #35 on: May 23, 2016, 03:16:32 PM »
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This is fucking great

Some more stories of Shmorky interacting in Hicksville pls

He made me do the interacting for him a lot of the time because he was at least somewhat aware of how ridiculous his voice was.  There was a lot of very strange things about that man.  He wouldn't allow me to go into his room.  Ever.  I got curious once and snuck in while he was at work just to see what he had in there.  There wasn't much except for a notebook full of klurf porn.  He drew a lot of klurf porn.  I have a ton of his klurf porn and some nudes of him on my other laptop which barely turns on anymore so I'll have to see if I can get it working.  But yeah, don't ever listen to his bullshit that he HAD to draw porn to survive.  He loved drawing his klurfs in diapers pissing on each other.  The disturbing thing is the subject of a lot of the klurf porn had to do with older females taking advantage of little boys in diapers.  It made me really wonder about his childhood, which just judging from his family and that trailer was not normal.  He didn't like having sex often but when we did, he would put me in a diaper and powder my butt and roleplay as my "mommy".  There were many times I just wondered if the life I was living was even real.

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #36 on: May 23, 2016, 03:27:05 PM »
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I'm sure she answered this elsewhere, but if it was so bad why did she stay? Probably just mental illness I assume. He was 100% loonytoons from day 1 so you can't claim it was a boiling frog deal.

Why did I stay?  I really did care about the man.  Don't ask me why or how, but I did.  He had a good sense of humor when he wasn't sperging about gender studies.  Really, he did.  He kept me laughing.  He was a damaged person and I tend to gravitate towards damaged people.  He told me he'd always be there for me, even though it was a lie, obviously.  Deep under the surface there really was a glimmer of a real person, but I probably just wanted really bad to see that.  I had this idea in my head that if I stayed long enough that little glimmer of humanity underneath the narcissism and tumblr rhetoric would come out and blossom.  But instead, he just pulled further and further away into his ego.

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #37 on: May 23, 2016, 03:52:14 PM »
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I have seen pictures of you where you are attractive enough that other guys must have hit on you. Did you ever consider ditching him for someone else? Like, someone normal and not insane?

Also, I thought the yarn wig was a joke or something. You mean that wack job faggot actually wore a yarn wig in public? Please tell me he made it.

Also, what in the living fuck kind of a man would let that monster suck him off for rent? How the fuck do you get it up for that? And I had no idea he was 6' tall. I always thought he was short. Like, really short, like an Italian.
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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #38 on: May 23, 2016, 04:35:05 PM »
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I have seen pictures of you where you are attractive enough that other guys must have hit on you. Did you ever consider ditching him for someone else? Like, someone normal and not insane?

Also, I thought the yarn wig was a joke or something. You mean that wack job faggot actually wore a yarn wig in public? Please tell me he made it.

Also, what in the living fuck kind of a man would let that monster suck him off for rent? How the fuck do you get it up for that? And I had no idea he was 6' tall. I always thought he was short. Like, really short, like an Italian.

I don't go for normal people.  I don't go for people in general.  I spend most of my time isolated, actually.  I knew exactly what I was getting into when Shmorky invited me to live with him, and I don't regret it.  I always figured if I met a serial killer they'd just be doing me a favor.  I wouldn't be surprised if Shmorky was a serial killer, judging by his upbringing and the way he lived.  He did threaten to kill me once.  When we had broken up and he wanted me out of our apartment he looked me in the eye, serious as cancer, and said "I can kill you, you know."  I think he really meant it.  Shmorky had a serious temper, and he would get violent when he got angry.  Tear doors off the hinges, smash things around the house.

He was a big, angry, Polock, not an Italian.  6 foot with huge shoulders and kind of chubby.  The kind of troon that couldn't even pass in front of Stevie Wonder.  Luckily, a lot of people in Pleasant Hill were kind enough to see the 8 layers of caked on makeup and call him "she", Which resulted in OMG MY PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM WHY CAN'T ANYONE GET MY PRONOUNS RIGHT OMGSDLKFJSALJF.!!11!!  He even dressed like a damn ISIS lackey a lot of the time.  He would take walks around the neighborhood late at night wearing black fuck off boots and a black bandana around his face with a hood up and wonder why the police would stop him and ask him what he was up to. 

And yes, the yarn wig was real.  He wore it every single second of every day.  I don't know if it was made of yarn per se...I don't know what it was made of.  I wasn't allowed to touch it.  Ever.  I did once and he just started screeching.  He would look so much better just embracing his baldness but nope, gotta have the yarn wig at all times.   :rolleyes:

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #39 on: May 23, 2016, 05:08:08 PM »
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Did his brothers live in the trailer?  Were they as messed up as Dave or were they more normal and got the fuck out?

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #40 on: May 23, 2016, 05:38:21 PM »
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If I had an MP3 of Shmorky saying "I can kill you, you know" in his squeaky Micky Mouse voice I'd set it as my girlfriend's notification sound when she texts me.
« Last Edit: May 23, 2016, 05:47:33 PM by Agent Provodkateur »
Of course, the "proper" reaction is to treat a troon like a five year old playing hide and seek for the first time. 

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #41 on: May 23, 2016, 05:47:47 PM »
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Okay folks!  I got my other laptop running so I decided to steel my wits, dust off the "Shmorky" folder and open that sucker up.  Enjoy this little window into a depraved mind:

Everybody loves naked purple fuzzy cartoon tits, RIGHT?



The man who "OMG I ONLY DREW PORN TO SURVIVE" Did this one for pleasure, not business:



In case the ladies were feeling unserviced!  A day in the life with Shmorky - watching him draw a picture of his own damn dick:



This was a drawing he did of him and me...because...he wanted to be a child molested by an adult me at some point?



I would call this a piece of masturbatory art but that'd just be redundant:



I'm not sure if I'm more disturbed by the pissing or the fact that all these characters look so...childlike...



And here, the revenge porn nobody ever wanted to see.  It's not much but it's all I got:

Shmork never shut up about his "graceful, ladylike legs.  That NEED to be shown off!"



And...he thought he had a good ass.  :lolno:  So enjoy Shmorky's naked rear end!


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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #42 on: May 23, 2016, 06:08:55 PM »
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« Reply #43 on: May 23, 2016, 06:57:06 PM »
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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #44 on: May 23, 2016, 06:57:37 PM »
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Did his brothers live in the trailer?  Were they as messed up as Dave or were they more normal and got the fuck out?

No, they moved out and actually live lives.  His brother Lance is an ex-juggalo who cleaned up and now has a wife and kid.  I never got to meet him.  I did meet his brother Chris who was a pretty chill dude, definitely the most normal guy out of the whole bunch. 

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #45 on: May 23, 2016, 07:00:56 PM »
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Dog, can you publish in inevitable DMCA takedown notice Shmorky is going to send?

How did Shmorky feel about the woods?

He's living a lot of people's dream, but it sounds like the whole isolated home in the middle of nowhere could be tied to a lot of bad memories for him which would make it a special kind of torture.


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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #46 on: May 23, 2016, 07:05:43 PM »
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Lowtax spent years defending this person against allegations of being a perverted weirdo.

A sissyphean task if ever there was one.  :smug:
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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #47 on: May 23, 2016, 07:29:42 PM »
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Lowtax spent years defending this person against allegations of being a perverted weirdo.

A sissyphean task if ever there was one.  :smug:

PFFFFT He pissed his pants in front of me and put his face up against the wall muttering "I'm a bad wittle boy...I'm a bad wittle boy" day 2 of me knowing him because he thought it would be "sexy".  He was as pervy as they come.  And trust me, Shmorky is not living the dream in his parents serial killer trailer.  He told me his father and brothers used to beat the shit out of him as a kid so I can't imagine the place is filled with nice memories.  The place had such a creepy vibe I couldn't imagine anyone being happy in a place like that. 

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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #48 on: May 23, 2016, 10:05:41 PM »
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Lowtax left his children alone with this aberration.

Also, no one is saying shit about the ass pic but Cis Scum is frantically saving it to his hard drive. He does that kind of thing.
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Re: So did Smorky's GF kill herself?
« Reply #49 on: May 23, 2016, 10:19:42 PM »
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