How much money do you think SA pulled in per year when you were around? Did it make good money (interpret that as six figures) or was Lowtax's gravy train starting to come to an end?
It had to be in the negative. Lowtax was selling everything he owned just to make ends meet. He had recently sold his house to move into an apartment. He paid his employees LESS than MINIMUM WAGE, which is not high in bumblefuck Missouri. You could tell he was not happy with the way things were going. He was miserable every day and shitfaced drunk by 11am.
Also Shmorky LOOOVED Lowtax's kids. He would get way too excited over them coming to the office. Like giddily laughing with glee and clapping his hands excited. Shmork would go on and on about how 'mature' and 'in touch with their emotions' they were. And yes, Lowtax let Shmork watch the kids while he went off and got drunk somewhere all the time. Shmork would even lurk the kids facebook and twitter accounts saying "he was just critiquing their art". Shmork was a child. He literally wanted to be one. He would sit in the house in diapers and footsie pajamas (how he found his size in footsie pajamas I'll never know) and draw little children klurfs on toilets with toilet paper wrapped around them, getting diaper changes, it was his whole world. His dream in life was "to make cartoons for children that encourages them to shatter the gender binary". I...would not want Shmorky making cartoons for any child. Not after seeing his "Secret Time" collection. So help me with a timeline: how long was Shmorky doing the pedo-esque tranny freak thing? How long were Lowtax's kids exposed to this?
I can tell you he was balls deep in it from the day I met him. And I can also tell you that was his core personality, it wasn't some new fetish he developed. This is probably complete bullshit he convinced himself into believing but he disclosed to me that he was a hermaphrodite and had a full set of ovaries and a uterus wired to his dick and could SWEAR he could feel a vagina behind his balls. He was so convinced of this he sat there spread legged once, pointing to his gooch saying "See! You can kind of see where the opening is!" And I'm like "Yeah, I can totally see it..." Even though there was nothing there but normal man gooch and I was just being nice. During sex he would want me to "finger him" beind his balls where his supposed "vagina" was. He also got a "period" every month and swore that he was crampy, bloated and moody (he was always moody). I had to excuse him being extra verbally abusive once a month because it was "that time of the month".
He also went on and on about how "lucky" I was that he chose me when he had so many "stalkers". He was under the impression that he was so "pretty" that men, women, and troons alike stalked him and wanted to fuck the shit out of him. The closest thing to being "hit on" I saw with him was when a couple of drunk hicks in a Casey's parking lot saw him and just started yelling that they wanted to try on his yarn wig.