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GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« on: July 12, 2015, 01:20:55 PM »
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3730731

Goons speculate on what kind of comic books SA could be turned into:

 
Quote from: Sex Cop" post="447654189
If the SA forums was a comic book, what kind of comic book would it be? A garishly colored super hero book? An artsy black and white slice of life melodrama from some a press company? Who would the main characters be? Would they have mighty powers? What would motivate them?

SA forums and threads could be made into comics such as Social Justice League International, The League of Ex-Gentlemen (the trans megathread), Goon Doctor Strange, The Fantastic Fedora, and so on.

What SA related comics can you come up with? Post your jokes, photoshop, MSPaints or whatever.

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Frank miller's The Fat Fuck Cucks Again



Big ups to Spazzard for the 'shop

Lmao that's fucking beautiful.  :reagan: :nixon: :dubyathumb:
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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2015, 01:21:30 PM »
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One of the greatest photoshops my eyes have ever looked upon.  :nixon: :reagan:
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“It was a rare double-loss for n—ers today,” read one thread. “First they found out /r/Coontown[1] would remain. Second, they found /r/RapingWomen[2] was to be removed.”

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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2015, 01:27:44 PM »
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The QR code links right back here. Its a thing of beauty. You can keep looking at it and noticing details.
At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2015, 01:30:44 PM »
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Sedanchair's hand in superimposed on top of zeitgeist lmao
There is no "knee jerk reaction". You're a fucking idiot. Personally, I find Jews annoying and kind of gross. But the whole pseudoscience/historical revisionism thing is retarded as shit. I know you assume I must love jews, but you know what? I don't really give a shit about jews one way or another. Look at my posts retard. You say I'm defending Jews. But I'm not. I'm not posting about how great they are, how much I love them, how they should be accepted, or any of that. I never have Not once. I'm taking exception with retarded claims that are easily debunked and/or never backed up. I am objecting to the retarded "logic". But every time I do, someone jumps uo and assumes that I looooooove jews. Now, THAT'S a knee-jerk reaction. Pull your head out of your ass faggot.

There is a mountain of irrefutable, reviewed and supported statistical evidence that shows without a doubt that niggers are fucking terrible. As for Jews, there's just a lot of unsupported pseudoscientific bullshit. If you don't see how that is different, you are stupid as fuck.

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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2015, 01:34:33 PM »
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That is a work of art :allears:

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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2015, 01:38:34 PM »
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Edit that into the OP. So beautiful. So much detail.

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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2015, 01:43:50 PM »
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"Is that a gram?"

"New comic. Whaddya think?"

Lowtax slides his comic across the table; it's off-white, with the words SOMETHING AWFUL: MANGOSTEEN PURVEYOR AND BOXING CHAMP centered and embossed in black.

The assembled party gasp in admiration.

"Very nice."

Lowtax leans back in his chair.

"Picked 'em up from the printers yesterday."

"Good colouring."

"That's Barefoot Red. And the lettering is something called Ambien scribblings."

Another strugger interrupts Lowtax.

"Impressive", Lowtax mutters. "Let's see GAPO's comic."

The room falls silent as the third strugger produces an absent colleague's comic.

Lowtax speaks in voiceover.

"Look at that subtle colouring. The tasteful thickness."

His face creases in horror.

"Oh my God. It even has a NIGGER TRANNY FAGGOT INC QR CODE."
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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2015, 01:48:11 PM »
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Finish HIM


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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2015, 01:50:08 PM »
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holy shit
This forum, like all iterations before it was started by a small group of people, many of whom have been posting together on various spinoffs going on 15 years now.

Dog's plans for the forum have been extensively discussed with 3 of the other 4 fagmins, via group PM, over a period of months.

The only ones "subverting" the forum here are the swole cru/wn/alt rightards who, by their own admission, want to change this forum from what it was, was intended to be, and what the former and current owners want it to be.

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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2015, 01:56:53 PM »
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Disappointed that I only have but one upvote to give.

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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2015, 02:05:50 PM »
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so beautiful.... words can't describe...

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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2015, 02:21:50 PM »
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Omg brojo and vilerat and don't miss schmorky I think I am about to die

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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2015, 02:42:38 PM »
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Quotin' that image all over sa
"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen."


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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2015, 03:15:47 PM »
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holy shit this is amazing

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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2015, 03:36:18 PM »
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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2015, 03:55:17 PM »
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What are the chances that Gapo eats a ban for posting that?
BigDiggerNick [27|Jan 01:36 PM]:   You know I wonder if there are any soap bars made from jews still around

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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2015, 04:08:25 PM »
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They should have sent a poet.

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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2015, 04:08:45 PM »
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What are the chances that Gapo eats a ban for posting that?
Depends.  If we quote it all over the forums I think they'll have to roll with the punches.   I'm doing my pat.
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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2015, 04:11:18 PM »
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What are the chances that Gapo eats a ban for posting that?

I don't know, but all the goons who quoted it in that thread and said it was great are in a dire predicament for their accounts.

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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2015, 04:29:36 PM »
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If the SA forums were a comic, they'd be :888:

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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2015, 04:30:46 PM »
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only criticism: EPW should have been a werewolf

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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2015, 05:55:51 PM »
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That comic omfg so goooooddd

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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2015, 06:50:34 PM »
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Quote from: GuyDudeBroMan" post="447665350
Quoting this cus there is a 100% chance you are going to banned for "wrongthink" by posting this on these forums.

OMG MY FEELS ARE HURTING SO BAD

They are really painting the admins into a corner.
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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2015, 06:54:50 PM »
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Holy shit small face woodcuck, Abe shirt, etc fuck fuck fuck. The overall design is incredible
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Re: GBS> What kind of comic book would the SA forums be?
« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2015, 07:07:46 PM »
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how long has it been since spazzard made that beautiful fucker?
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