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SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« on: October 15, 2016, 08:16:48 AM »
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/announcement.php?forumid=1

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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS FROM THE MAKERS OF CHILI!


We're currently in the initial stages of preparation for the biggest project in the history of this site; migration to completely new forum software. Not only will the new software be built to scale, but we're hoping to make it open source and have readily available APIs anybody can use.

Additionally, it will have revolutionary, state of the art new features and functions that have only been commonly available on nearly every website since 2012! Fully functional mobile support! Realtime reply notifications! Realtime chat! A robot that tickles your butthole if you type in "/tickleme"! An actual live hen! And so much more!

I can't give any timeframe yet, but will keep you all in the loop and provide updates whenever something newsworthy happens. I just wanted to let you all know I'm actively working on something very huge and exciting that everybody will love, and it's not my own penis.

Thank you for supporting SA and also for loving Pupkin,

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2016, 08:23:31 AM »
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Yeah, you and Lowtax are still fags stuck in 1999.

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2016, 08:56:22 AM »
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/announcement.php?forumid=1

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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS FROM THE MAKERS OF CHILI!


We're currently in the initial stages of preparation for the biggest project in the history of this site; migration to completely new forum software. Not only will the new software be built to scale, but we're hoping to make it open source and have readily available APIs anybody can use.

Additionally, it will have revolutionary, state of the art new features and functions that have only been commonly available on nearly every website since 2012! Fully functional mobile support! Realtime reply notifications! Realtime chat! A robot that tickles your butthole if you type in "/tickleme"! An actual live hen! And so much more!

I can't give any timeframe yet, but will keep you all in the loop and provide updates whenever something newsworthy happens. I just wanted to let you all know I'm actively working on something very huge and exciting that everybody will love, and it's not my own penis.

Thank you for supporting SA and also for loving Pupkin,

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
President of Internet

...he announced to an empty forum because, unbeknownst to him, everyone had left some years ago
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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2016, 09:33:17 AM »
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Of course, the "proper" reaction is to treat a troon like a five year old playing hide and seek for the first time. 

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2016, 12:20:34 PM »
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"together" is a weird way to spell "pushed in"
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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2016, 12:42:14 PM »
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"together" is a weird way to spell "pushed in"
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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2016, 01:09:04 PM »
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I swear you could set your watch by Richard's manic/depressive state cycle.
Of course, the "proper" reaction is to treat a troon like a five year old playing hide and seek for the first time. 

"What transsexual?  All I see are three perfectly normal sexy ladies.  Aren't no men in that picture that I can see."


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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2016, 01:31:11 PM »
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No you guys seriously. This isn't going to end up like literally every other Lowtax project that doesn't involve banning people, like TITAN/SA beer/moofwear/his let's play channe/etc. This is going to be different because

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2016, 01:53:12 PM »
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/announcement.php?forumid=1

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We're currently in the initial stages of preparation for the biggest project in the history of this site; migration to completely new forum software. Not only will the new software be built to scale, but we're hoping to make it open source and have readily available APIs anybody can use.

Wordpress with some responsive theme. Hosted on GoDaddy.
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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2016, 02:06:45 PM »
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No you guys seriously. This isn't going to end up like literally every other Lowtax project that doesn't involve banning people, like TITAN/SA beer/moofwear/his let's play channe/etc. This is going to be different because

it will be a gigantic failure instead of a series of small, easy to memory hole failures.

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2016, 04:41:51 PM »
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No you guys seriously. This isn't going to end up like literally every other Lowtax project that doesn't involve banning people, like TITAN/SA beer/moofwear/his let's play channe/etc. This is going to be different because
Because he's going to have someone else do all the work. Probably in exchange for real money.

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2016, 07:14:44 PM »
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*drinks a ice cold SA beer and puts feet up*
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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2016, 08:13:41 PM »
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Whenever you hear anything like "there's no timeframe", translation: this is literally an idea I just had and have put no further effort into pursuing.

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2016, 10:30:19 PM »
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Oh hey it's noted liar and thief GAPO.

How are you, noted liar and thief GAPO?

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2016, 11:57:10 PM »
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Take it easy Lenny.

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2016, 09:31:35 AM »
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Oh hey it's noted liar and thief GAPO.

How are you, noted liar and thief GAPO?

lol ok dude
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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2016, 09:42:13 AM »
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I missed all the gapo drama besides the lawn stuff and the him not wanting Jew threads everywhere. Where does liar and thief come in

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« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2016, 09:45:09 AM »
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Give it about a week and you'll be here for the next round of GAPO drama.
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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2016, 09:59:43 AM »
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I missed all the gapo drama besides the lawn stuff and the him not wanting Jew threads everywhere. Where does liar and thief come in

SOUL TRANN claims we had an agreement to sell the forums (false) and I violated the (non-existent) agreement. He claims to have email and PM proof, which he conveniently never provided. He was banned, but he was walking free on the forums for months without providing any proof of his bullshit claims. I popped back up, called him a liar, told him to put up or shut up. Instead he flamed out, posted my deets online, and got banned. So, basically, it's a butthurt lie made up by a drunkard and parroted by a faggot named Lenny.

Anyway, Lenny if you have beef maybe make a callout thread in the Plex?

tl;dr I stole 5 grand from a sweet, innocent forum member and used it to build a supercomputer, which I have christened SLOU TRAINN TO BITTERSVILLE in his honor, also I somehow did it all in the service of international jewry
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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2016, 10:00:18 AM »
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Give it about a week and you'll be here for the next round of GAPO drama.

probably
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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2016, 12:09:37 PM »
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LOL, GAPO is back.

Fuck off, faggot

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2016, 12:19:34 PM »
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Lies told by noted liar and thief GAPO:
- I never doxxed anyone guys
- Nor do I let anyone here doxx our own
- Guys I mean it, I'm leaving this time, for reals guys, really, I mean it, I'm going, guys, I'm leaving, seriously, forever. I'm done with this place! I'm fucking gone!
- I got doxxed you guys, those pesky muscle men were going to doxx me on up. For reals. Any day now.
- Also those pesky muscle men weren't banned because I am super weird about Jews, it's because...uh...other reasons. Um. Yeah.
- I am heterosexual.

Lies told by noted wet brained middle aged retard SOULL TRANN:
- None confirmed to date.


Gotta side with the rumdum on this one, Gapperoo.

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2016, 12:38:34 PM »
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Lies told by noted liar and thief GAPO:
- I never doxxed anyone guys
- Nor do I let anyone here doxx our own
- Guys I mean it, I'm leaving this time, for reals guys, really, I mean it, I'm going, guys, I'm leaving, seriously, forever. I'm done with this place! I'm fucking gone!
- I got doxxed you guys, those pesky muscle men were going to doxx me on up. For reals. Any day now.
- Also those pesky muscle men weren't banned because I am super weird about Jews, it's because...uh...other reasons. Um. Yeah.
- I am heterosexual.

Lies told by noted wet brained middle aged retard SOULL TRANN:
- None confirmed to date.


Gotta side with the rumdum on this one, Gapperoo.

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2016, 12:39:22 PM »
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LOL, GAPO is back.

Fuck off, faggot

Nah I'm back for permanent like whoever you are
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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2016, 01:01:21 PM »
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tl;dr I stole 5 grand from a sweet, innocent forum member and used it to build a supercomputer, which I have christened SLOU TRAINN TO BITTERSVILLE in his honor, also I somehow did it all in the service of international jewry

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