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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2016, 01:23:07 PM »
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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #26 on: October 16, 2016, 01:34:58 PM »
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Whoever owns the forum now, sell it to me for $25. 

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #27 on: October 16, 2016, 01:40:49 PM »
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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2016, 01:50:51 PM »
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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #29 on: October 16, 2016, 03:41:33 PM »
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Tbh the charm of the outdated 90s software is one of the only good things it has going

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #30 on: October 16, 2016, 04:15:53 PM »
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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #31 on: October 16, 2016, 04:17:18 PM »
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I like gapo

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #32 on: October 16, 2016, 04:20:57 PM »
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I like gapo

Haters can eat dick

Of course you do. GAPOs dead lawn is super easy to maintain. Easiest day of your week.
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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #33 on: October 16, 2016, 04:31:36 PM »
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I like gapo

Haters can eat dick

Of course you do. GAPOs dead lawn is super easy to maintain. Easiest day of your week.

Actually gapo convinced me not to fuck your mom and thanks to him I'm grids free bitch

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #34 on: October 16, 2016, 04:43:00 PM »
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The only thing gayer than noted JIDF colonel GAPO is when people derail threads to make them about honorary jew GAPO.

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #35 on: October 16, 2016, 04:51:43 PM »
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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #36 on: October 16, 2016, 05:17:24 PM »
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Tbh the charm of the outdated 90s software is one of the only good things it has going

http://windowsreallygoodedition.com/

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #37 on: October 16, 2016, 09:37:57 PM »
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If the begathon goes well he'll get started in 3-4 years.

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #38 on: October 17, 2016, 02:56:49 AM »
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It will be pretty lulzy when Lowtax spends a fortune on this custom forum ON THE CLOUD bullshit and it doesn't work and just corrupts the database or something
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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #39 on: October 17, 2016, 07:49:53 AM »
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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #40 on: October 17, 2016, 03:34:44 PM »
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Whenever you hear anything like "there's no timeframe", translation: this is literally an idea I just had and have put no further effort into pursuing.

yeah once I saw this

Quote from: 'tax
we're hoping to [...] have readily available APIs

i went like this

 :rolleyes:

making APIs available for third parties is a ground-floor basic architectural decision that you need to make before you write a single line of code

This is like announcing an engine and saying "we're hoping it can run on gasoline, diesel and bee-sweet honey"

"hope" isn't gonna get you there

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #41 on: October 17, 2016, 03:38:04 PM »
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He's going to use the money to pay alimony and for his "keep me from getting a 9 to 5" fund. He won't be able to afford competent help.

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #42 on: October 17, 2016, 03:46:11 PM »
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Makes sense. All these new "server saving" fund raisers coincide nicely with the income drop while his alimony is as high as ever.

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #43 on: October 17, 2016, 04:21:44 PM »
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you see, it's funny because 18 years later he's still doing the same dumb shit that got him into this mess and he could still go spend a couple grand on some prefab forums software and be done with it

his wacky zany post even openly acknowledges that the features he wants are standard on every forum platform, but he can't stand to just make the obvious and reasonable choice, because HE'S GEORGE NELSON AND HE'S ON TOP OF THE WORLD!!!

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #45 on: October 18, 2016, 09:23:11 PM »
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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #46 on: February 23, 2017, 08:51:03 PM »
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/announcement.php?forumid=1

Quote
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS FROM THE MAKERS OF CHILI!


We're currently in the initial stages of preparation for the biggest project in the history of this site; migration to completely new forum software. Not only will the new software be built to scale, but we're hoping to make it open source and have readily available APIs anybody can use.

Additionally, it will have revolutionary, state of the art new features and functions that have only been commonly available on nearly every website since 2012! Fully functional mobile support! Realtime reply notifications! Realtime chat! A robot that tickles your butthole if you type in "/tickleme"! An actual live hen! And so much more!

I can't give any timeframe yet, but will keep you all in the loop and provide updates whenever something newsworthy happens. I just wanted to let you all know I'm actively working on something very huge and exciting that everybody will love, and it's not my own penis.

Thank you for supporting SA and also for loving Pupkin,

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
President of Internet


....and here we are, months later, and no further mention of this, and Lowtax is posting a kiwifarms.

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #47 on: February 23, 2017, 09:36:16 PM »
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Once he realized that going through with that would prevent him from blaming Radium for anything that went wrong anymore, he decided to abandon the project.
"I'm really boring. My current hobbies right now are playing Animal Crossing on the DS and... I dunno, I did a bit of knitting last night for the first time in months after boy broke up with me over the phone (I can only cast on and knit stitch though). I surf the internet like every other person in the entire fucking world. I constantly have ideas that I never follow through on. I want to be a nurse someday. I want to drive. I nearly got my licence a few years ago but blacked out at the wheel due to my (90% now-cured) anorexia and haven't driven since."

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #48 on: February 24, 2017, 12:19:20 AM »
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Realtime chat on SA? what a clusterfuck that's gonna be

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Re: SA is really going to get its shit together this time
« Reply #49 on: February 24, 2017, 12:52:25 PM »
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Alright... 888 about the new forum software inbound
(This isn't from the horse's mouth but pretty much all I've seen (either from lowtax himself or yospos) is one step away from the programmer's posts (I don't actually have an SA account and all posts were apparently on some secret club board not even available when the paywall is down))

Codenamed NILBOG it's allegedly written in Elixir, a language which pretty much no-one uses or understands

(screenshot of what I presume to be the mod forum with post from the dev)
http://i.imgur.com/oVk8czs.png

(an album of actual "pre-alpha" screenshots of the forum from the dev)
http://imgur.com/a/ELXO3

It appears to be some sort of web 2.0/3.0 clusterfuck (But apparently lowtax will be donating some css so it might look ok?)
I presume Bootstrap, Jquery, all that stupid shit.

As you can see from the imgur album, it also appears they are replacing BBCode with Markdown :mcpuke:

There also appears to be some disagreements on whether it will actually be made open source (My money is on NO as the coder is apparently dodging all questions, however the promise of free upkeep from autists might sway it)

TL;DR:
 :lilal: :facepalm: