THIS IS NOW ALSO THE ELECTION DAY MEGATHREAD, POST MEMES, SHITPOSTS, LYIN EXIT POLLS AND TRIGGERED CUCKS AND SHITLIBS UNTIL THE GOD EMPEROR RISES
Below is a listing in chronological order of when the polls close, their EV count and if they are toss-ups or gimme states for either candidate, along with some basic tells as to how the election is going based on those results. I'm not mentioning any Senate races or anything else because I don't care right now, somebody else can do that. All times are in Trump's Time Zone, the Eastern Time Zone unless otherwise marked. I will not be counting Toss-up or Late (X) states in my cumulative EV totals.
5-10AM Local time: Polls open in most places. Some jurisdictions have odd rules like that one in New Hampshire that likes to vote first at midnight and closes their polls right after the town votes.
Indiana (11) - Early/Instant Trump Call
Kentucky (8) - Instant Trump Call
Note: Both of these states have areas in CST, so if they are close they will delay a call until 7PM.
Expected after 6PM EV total: Trump 19, Clinton 0
Georgia (16) - Early Trump - If this takes a long time to call, bad sign for Trump
South Carolina (9) - Early Trump
Vermont (3) - Instant Clinton
Virginia (13) - Toss-up/Late Clinton - If this is called Trump, he's probably President already
Florida closes in the Eastern time zone, but generally the networks hold off on numbers until after Central votes because of Bush/Gore 2000.
Expected after 7PM EV total: Trump 44, Clinton 3, Toss-up 13
North Carolina (15) - Toss-up/Late Trump - The earlier called for Trump, the better
Ohio (18) - Early Trump - Could be near-instant Trump with current early vote numbers
West Virginia (5) - Instant Trump
Expected after 7:30PM EV total: Trump 67, Clinton 3, Toss-up 28
8PM: If you waited to tune in, this is a good time to start
Florida (29) - Toss-up/Late Trump - If this is early or instant Trump, very good night. If this is Clinton, she's winning.
Connecticut (7) - Early Clinton - Probably Instant
Delaware (3) - Instant Clinton
District of Columbia (3) - Instant Clinton
Maine (2 for statewide, 1 for each of 2 districts to make 4) - 3 EV Early Clinton, ME-2 Toss-up/Lean Trump
Maryland (10) - Early Clinton - Probably Instant
Massachusetts (11) - Instant Clinton
Michigan Eastern Time Zone (16) - Toss-up, Don't expect this one called soon - also open in CST for another hour
New Hampshire (4) - Toss-up
New Jersey (14) - Early Clinton
Pennsylvania (20) - Toss-up - The Crown Jewel for Trump. If he wins this (especially early) he's President. Expect this to be delayed though because there are bus strikes in Philly and there will likely be lawsuits to extend polling hours in the city.
Rhode Island (4) - Instant Clinton
Tennessee (11) - Instant Trump
Alabama (9) - Instant Trump
Illinois (20) - Instant Clinton
Kansas (6) - Instant Trump, may not declare until 9PM to allow for Mountain Time voters
Mississippi (6) - Instant Trump
Missouri (10) - Early Trump
Oklahoma (7) - Instant Trump
South Dakota (3) - Instant Trump, may not declare until 9PM to allow for Mountain Time voters
Texas (38) - Early Trump, may not declare until 9PM to allow for Mountain Time voters
Expected after 8PM EV total: Trump 110, Clinton 78, Toss-up 82, 63 Still Voting
Arkansas (6) - Early Trump
Expected after 8:30PM EV total: Trump 116, Clinton 78, Toss-up 82, 63 Still Voting
Michigan Central Time Zone (16) - Toss-up
Kansas (6) - Instant Trump
South Dakota (3) - Instant Trump
Texas (38) - Early Trump
New York (29) - Instant Clinton
Louisiana (8) - Early Trump
Minnesota (10) - Early Clinton
Nebraska (3 for statewide, 1 for each of 2 districts to make 5) - early Trump, all 5
Wisconsin (10) - Toss-up/Late Clinton - Trump winning here would be landslide territory
Arizona (11) - Early Trump
Colorado (9) - Toss-up/Late Clinton
New Mexico (5) - Early Clinton
Wyoming (3) - Instant Trump
Expected after 9PM EV total: Trump 190, Clinton 122, Toss-up 117, 0 Still Voting
Iowa (6) - Early Trump
North Dakota (3) - Instant Trump, may not declare until 11PM to allow for Mountain Time voters
Idaho (4) - Instant Trump, may not declare until 11PM to allow for Pacific Time voters
Montana (3) - Instant Trump
Oregon (7) - Instant Clinton, may not declare until 11PM to allow for Pacific Time voters
Utah (6) - Early Trump
Nevada (6) - Toss-up/Late Clinton
Expected after 10PM EV total: Trump 205, Clinton 122, Toss-up 123, 14 Still Voting
North Dakota (3) - Instant Trump
Idaho (4) - Instant Trump
Oregon (7) - Instant Clinton
California (55) - Instant Clinton
Washington (12) - Instant Clinton
Hawaii (4) - Instant Clinton
Expected after 11PM EV total: Trump 212, Clinton 200, Toss-up 123, 0 Still Voting
Alaska (3) - Early Trump
Expected after final polls close: Trump 215, Clinton 200, Toss-up 123
States that I have designated Toss-up/Late calls: VA (13, C) NC (15, T) FL (29, T) NH (4) ME-2 (1, T) MI (16) WI (10, C) CO (9, C) NV (6, C)
If my (Late X) predictions are correct: Trump 260, Clinton 238, Toss-up 40
Toss-ups that I didn't predict late calls: PA (20) MI (16) NH (4)
Clinton would need PA and MI to win, Trump either/or.
The earliest Trumpslide win call: After 9PM closings, Trump wins FL, PA, NC, NH and MI early and the western states put him at 275 with a probable finishing total around 325.
The earliest 'lol drumpf btfo #imwithher' win call: 11PM for an official call, but Clinton would be within California striking distance by 9PM.
My personal thought is that as the race looks right now, Trump 284-254 with room to grow (this gives Hillary MI, WI, VA, CO and NV) feels right in my gut with 72 hours before Election Day.