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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #100 on: February 26, 2017, 11:18:23 AM »
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RIP one of my favorite actors.





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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #101 on: February 26, 2017, 11:28:52 AM »
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He will be fondly remembered as "angry dad" in the Limp Bizkit music video "Eat You Alive".

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #102 on: February 26, 2017, 02:11:12 PM »
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R.I.P. asshole older brother Chet from "Weird Science."

Today, somewhere out there, Bill Pullman is having to assure a lot of people that he's not dead.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #103 on: February 26, 2017, 02:41:10 PM »
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R.I.P. asshole older brother Chet from "Weird Science."

Today, somewhere out there, Bill Pullman is having to assure a lot of people that he's not dead.

Man, I wish it was Pullman instead. Bill Paxton owned.  We need a pouring 40oz emoji.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #104 on: February 26, 2017, 04:35:26 PM »
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Bill Paxton dead out of nowhere due to complications of surgery for 39

He died from surgical complications of removing a chestburster.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #105 on: February 26, 2017, 05:22:27 PM »
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Judge Joseph Wapner is now facing the Lord's Justice.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iTqoDH0vFU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iTqoDH0vFU</a>

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #106 on: March 18, 2017, 11:34:49 PM »
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Guitar god and noted peeping tom Chuck Berry.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #107 on: March 19, 2017, 12:05:50 AM »
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Guitar god and noted peeping tom Chuck Berry.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #108 on: March 19, 2017, 12:11:10 AM »
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Guitar god and noted peeping tom Chuck Berry.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #109 on: March 21, 2017, 08:07:51 AM »
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Today we play America's favorite game: How Did They Die???

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GUmm-spUnE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GUmm-spUnE</a>



Today's contestant is Auntie Fee, an online celebrity best known for her youtube cooking show, but she also appeared on the late night talk show circuit and in the hit movie Barbershop 3.  She died over the weekend at age 59.  The question is

How Did She Die???

a) car crash
b) cancer
c) heart attack
d) gang shooting

Here is your first and only clue:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I0zzJgu5oU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I0zzJgu5oU</a>

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #110 on: March 21, 2017, 12:59:08 PM »
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Today we play America's favorite game: How Did They Die???

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GUmm-spUnE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GUmm-spUnE</a>



Today's contestant is Auntie Fee, an online celebrity best known for her youtube cooking show, but she also appeared on the late night talk show circuit and in the hit movie Barbershop 3.  She died over the weekend at age 59.  The question is

How Did She Die???

a) car crash
b) cancer
c) heart attack
d) gang shooting

Here is your first and only clue:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I0zzJgu5oU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I0zzJgu5oU</a>

Her FB page was actually entertaining, until it turned into clickbait bullshit.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #111 on: March 22, 2017, 06:54:09 AM »
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Creator of the Gong Show and CIA assassin, Chuck Barris, has died.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyQA5vNjihs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyQA5vNjihs</a>

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #112 on: March 22, 2017, 01:41:36 PM »
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Creator of the Gong Show and CIA assassin, Chuck Barris, has died.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyQA5vNjihs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyQA5vNjihs</a>

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #113 on: March 31, 2017, 06:49:14 AM »
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Swamp Thing co-creator and generally creepy comic artist Bernie Wrightson has bit the big one:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/24/arts/design/bernie-wrightson-dead-comic-book-artist.html?_r=0



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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #114 on: April 06, 2017, 02:23:53 PM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #115 on: April 06, 2017, 02:30:26 PM »
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He's a dead guy.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #116 on: April 07, 2017, 12:05:24 AM »
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Damnit, I'm coming out of retirement for this one.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #117 on: April 12, 2017, 01:13:56 AM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #118 on: April 12, 2017, 09:32:39 AM »
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David Letterman's mother, who was apparently still alive despite Dave being older than Methuselah, has died.


(Pictured: Dave's mother meeting Satan on her way to hell.)

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #119 on: April 12, 2017, 03:50:49 PM »
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"I'M RICK JAMES DEAD, BITCH!  Comedian Charlie Murphy, RIP at age 57, 43 points.



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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #120 on: April 12, 2017, 04:41:11 PM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #121 on: April 12, 2017, 07:10:16 PM »
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"I'M RICK JAMES DEAD, BITCH!  Comedian Charlie Murphy, RIP at age 57, 43 points.



http://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/tv/charlie-murphy-chappelle-s-show-star-eddie-murphy-s-brother-n745686


GOOD, FUCK THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. FUCK HIM.

I would routinely ask comedy club waitresses who was the biggest asshole known comedian they'd dealt with, and the two most common names were Mike Epps and Charlie Murphy. I've known guys who've opened for him and he is a complete asshole. His fucking act sucks shit too, and he does -NOT- deserve to be a headliner.

Like Joe Piscopo, Charlie lets Eddie's success get to his head. And like Jim Belushi, once his amazing brother left the limelight, he thought he had a right to step on.

FUCK. YOU.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #122 on: April 12, 2017, 10:29:26 PM »
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"I'M RICK JAMES DEAD, BITCH!  Comedian Charlie Murphy, RIP at age 57, 43 points.



http://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/tv/charlie-murphy-chappelle-s-show-star-eddie-murphy-s-brother-n745686


GOOD, FUCK THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. FUCK HIM.

I would routinely ask comedy club waitresses who was the biggest asshole known comedian they'd dealt with, and the two most common names were Mike Epps and Charlie Murphy. I've known guys who've opened for him and he is a complete asshole. His fucking act sucks shit too, and he does -NOT- deserve to be a headliner.

Like Joe Piscopo, Charlie lets Eddie's success get to his head. And like Jim Belushi, once his amazing brother left the limelight, he thought he had a right to step on.

FUCK. YOU.

Show us on the doll where "Uncle Charlie" touched you.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #123 on: April 13, 2017, 01:45:01 AM »
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"I'M RICK JAMES DEAD, BITCH!  Comedian Charlie Murphy, RIP at age 57, 43 points.



http://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/tv/charlie-murphy-chappelle-s-show-star-eddie-murphy-s-brother-n745686


GOOD, FUCK THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. FUCK HIM.

I would routinely ask comedy club waitresses who was the biggest asshole known comedian they'd dealt with, and the two most common names were Mike Epps and Charlie Murphy. I've known guys who've opened for him and he is a complete asshole. His fucking act sucks shit too, and he does -NOT- deserve to be a headliner.

Like Joe Piscopo, Charlie lets Eddie's success get to his head. And like Jim Belushi, once his amazing brother left the limelight, he thought he had a right to step on.

FUCK. YOU.

Show us on the doll where "Uncle Charlie" touched you.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #124 on: April 13, 2017, 07:46:15 AM »
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I have heard stories that corroborate AOA.  Nigga went from nobody to an A-lister in the stand up comedy world because of a couple of Chappelle's Show sketches, which were written by Dave Chappelle himself and some potato nigger named Neal Brennan.  All of those skits where Charlie Murphy was funny was because of them, not because of Murphy himself.  So he started headlining because of those skits, not because Murphy had anything regarding talent.  Also niggers are terrible when it comes to being famous, very few of them seem to act with any kind of humility.  Niggers also seem to be tribal in their DNA so without a Big Chief Nigger to keep them in line, they start acting like a bunch of wild chimps if there is no HNIC to keep them in line.