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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #100 on: February 26, 2017, 11:18:23 AM »
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RIP one of my favorite actors.





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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #101 on: February 26, 2017, 11:28:52 AM »
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He will be fondly remembered as "angry dad" in the Limp Bizkit music video "Eat You Alive".

Of course, the "proper" reaction is to treat a troon like a five year old playing hide and seek for the first time. 

"What transsexual?  All I see are three perfectly normal sexy ladies.  Aren't no men in that picture that I can see."


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #102 on: February 26, 2017, 02:11:12 PM »
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R.I.P. asshole older brother Chet from "Weird Science."

Today, somewhere out there, Bill Pullman is having to assure a lot of people that he's not dead.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #103 on: February 26, 2017, 02:41:10 PM »
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R.I.P. asshole older brother Chet from "Weird Science."

Today, somewhere out there, Bill Pullman is having to assure a lot of people that he's not dead.

Man, I wish it was Pullman instead. Bill Paxton owned.  We need a pouring 40oz emoji.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #104 on: February 26, 2017, 04:35:26 PM »
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Bill Paxton dead out of nowhere due to complications of surgery for 39

He died from surgical complications of removing a chestburster.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #105 on: February 26, 2017, 05:22:27 PM »
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Judge Joseph Wapner is now facing the Lord's Justice.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iTqoDH0vFU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iTqoDH0vFU</a>

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #106 on: March 18, 2017, 11:34:49 PM »
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Guitar god and noted peeping tom Chuck Berry.

10 points


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #107 on: March 19, 2017, 12:05:50 AM »
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Guitar god and noted peeping tom Chuck Berry.

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It was worth it for my 10k post.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #108 on: March 19, 2017, 12:11:10 AM »
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Guitar god and noted peeping tom Chuck Berry.

10 points


It was worth it for my 10k post.

You don't have to get pissy about it.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #109 on: March 21, 2017, 08:07:51 AM »
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Today we play America's favorite game: How Did They Die???

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GUmm-spUnE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GUmm-spUnE</a>



Today's contestant is Auntie Fee, an online celebrity best known for her youtube cooking show, but she also appeared on the late night talk show circuit and in the hit movie Barbershop 3.  She died over the weekend at age 59.  The question is

How Did She Die???

a) car crash
b) cancer
c) heart attack
d) gang shooting

Here is your first and only clue:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I0zzJgu5oU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I0zzJgu5oU</a>

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #110 on: March 21, 2017, 12:59:08 PM »
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Today we play America's favorite game: How Did They Die???

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GUmm-spUnE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GUmm-spUnE</a>



Today's contestant is Auntie Fee, an online celebrity best known for her youtube cooking show, but she also appeared on the late night talk show circuit and in the hit movie Barbershop 3.  She died over the weekend at age 59.  The question is

How Did She Die???

a) car crash
b) cancer
c) heart attack
d) gang shooting

Here is your first and only clue:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I0zzJgu5oU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I0zzJgu5oU</a>

Her FB page was actually entertaining, until it turned into clickbait bullshit.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #111 on: March 22, 2017, 06:54:09 AM »
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Creator of the Gong Show and CIA assassin, Chuck Barris, has died.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyQA5vNjihs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyQA5vNjihs</a>

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #112 on: March 22, 2017, 01:41:36 PM »
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Creator of the Gong Show and CIA assassin, Chuck Barris, has died.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyQA5vNjihs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyQA5vNjihs</a>

13 points.

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