1. Lena Dunham - Chokes to death on a black dick or a ham sandwich. Either seems equally likely.
2. Hillary Clinton - While under investigation, her health "suddenly" takes a turn for the worse. She is bedridden and then will die. Media will suggest Trump or Putin poisoned her.
3. Bob Dole - Seemed like he was near death anytime anyone interviewed him this election season. All those years of taking Viagra will catch up to him sooner or later.
4. Charlie Munger - Warren Buffett's right hand man. Warren himself might have a health scare, prompting him to work less.
5. Amy Schumer - See Lena Dunham. Complications due to type 2 diabetes may also play a factor.
6. Hugh Hefner - Dies due a combination of banging some 23 year old, 20+ years of regular Viagra use, and seeing what happened to Playboy now that it is another SJW shithole.
7. Kirk Douglas - Fuck it, why not.
8. Queen Elizabeth II - UK tabloids are already running articles about what will happen if she dies.
9. George H.W. Bush - He looked near death whenever you saw him in anything this year. Trump's antics may be enough to put him over.
10. Gucci Mane - Does something so stupid that he ends up getting himself killed.