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Title: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: EaglesDick on August 11, 2014, 12:32:43 AM
Big thank you to the person who made this info available.
Y'all might remember when Abe got owned by a 13 year old after helping harass him on twitter for saying "Comedians should be able to do any source material, its part of comedy". Well after raspy leaked shit to 4 chan and the ensuing shit fest that followed hes now resolved to leave. Well here's abe having a bitchfit in the modforum. I'm mentioned for some reason lol
(http://i.imgur.com/DtHFa6D.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/EWYWzud.jpg)
What a coincidence this happens when lowtax told you to knock off the random bans

(http://i.imgur.com/joMOZI0.jpg)

You just need to quit abe. Its been a few weeks like you said, you've done more than enough.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: EaglesDick on August 11, 2014, 12:33:51 AM
Also as a side note here's admission from the horse's mouth that Ozma gave that weird pedodude Fire a parachute account after he was banned for the princess maker shit.

(http://i.imgur.com/FEqiYHy.png)
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: kosher nostra on August 11, 2014, 12:38:21 AM
What a faggot.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: EaglesDick on August 11, 2014, 01:02:48 AM
Still lol everytime I see this. 13 year old kid who has the controversial (to Abe and Co) opinion that "Comedy should be open to any topic"
(http://i.imgur.com/FWLFw9Q.png)
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Renegade Jew on August 11, 2014, 01:04:24 AM
Abe is problematic.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: internet culture on August 11, 2014, 01:04:47 AM
I could scream FAKE but that looks pretty real and makes a great deal of sense given the nature of SA's moderation. The last couple of years I've seen stuff like one mod encouraging video game social justice discussion while another mod dropped the Anita Sarkeesian thread into FYAD for mocking purposes. Or one mod banning people for saying 'faggot' while another mod wrote an effortpost defending every goon's right to call people faggots. It makes perfect sense that the mod forum is practically a war zone.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: EaglesDick on August 11, 2014, 01:06:40 AM
I could scream FAKE but that looks pretty real and makes a great deal of sense given the nature of SA's moderation. The last couple of years I've seen stuff like one mod encouraging video game social justice discussion while another mod dropped the Anita Sarkeesian thread into FYAD for mocking purposes. Or one mod banning people for saying 'faggot' while another mod wrote an effortpost defending every goon's right to call people faggots. It makes perfect sense that the mod forum is practically a war zone.
Its 100% real. I can't go into much detail though.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: internet culture on August 11, 2014, 01:09:44 AM
Abe is problematic.

The kid's 'attack' on solikebasically had nothing to do with comedy though, that tweet came later. They dogpiled him for

1. responding to a tweet she made about "Twitter staff not taking the people sending me rape threats seriously!" with "of fucking course they don't care, because they're just internet threats"

2. calling her a feminazi when she responded with some angry internet burn about his dick to his last tweet.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on August 11, 2014, 01:11:13 AM
Ahahaha - the mod forum is more shameful than GBS. No wonder they hand wring over leaks.

 :popcorn:

Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on August 11, 2014, 01:13:41 AM
How hard is it even to mod a comedy forum?  All you have to do is ban unfunny posters that nobody likes, and occasionally clean up some spamming.  You fucked up if you are arguing with other mods about rules lawyering of your zany forum rules and challenges.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on August 11, 2014, 01:30:33 AM
All the mods should do is remove and ban people posting child porn from the forums, and that's about all they should have to do, but noooooooooooooo they make shit hard, and protect the people posting child porn.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: [L.N.E]Giblets on August 11, 2014, 01:31:16 AM
All you have to do is ban unfunny posters that nobody likes,

Congratulations, you've just shown that you're Too Dumb To Moderate A Forum.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Sum Beezy on August 11, 2014, 01:46:37 AM
Abe, Abe, most of us liked what was going on with new GBS, we just resented on you being the wettest fucking blanket by modding the hell out of it whenever someone stole your precious attention.

All I'm seeing from these leaks is one more reason to wash my hands of SA, beyond making cheap potshots at them off-site. How the hell did this forum manage to be so dysfunctional? How do you manage to build up so much pointless, worthless drama and deep seated animosity on what is basically a website about being funny?
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: RunForrestRun on August 11, 2014, 01:49:19 AM
Yeah, the biggest problem with SAs moderating is that it's too heavy-handed because the people doing it have been doing it forever and are very obviously power tripping assholes. All a mod should ever do is janitorial work like remove spamming, remove NWS stuff in worksafe-forums etc.. This whole intricate system of punishments SA has and uses already takes stuff, way way too far and is mostly about mods&admins getting off. If there's somebody who's constantly shitting the place up with like twenty empty threads or something every night it'd be fine to permaban that dude, else really nothing should be done, maybe at most use the probation system if somebody is seriously melting down and posting IRL info about somebody else or something. If that would happen, maybe SA would still have interesting posts. Even with new-GBS faggots like Abe couldn't resist more than a few weeks to "enforce the rules" and funny/interesting threads still get gassed because ~*directions of the forums*~.

This shit will never change though.


Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on August 11, 2014, 01:53:22 AM
The best part is that he hasn't "stepped down" a month later. He wanted a pity party in the mod forum and everyone to beg him to stay. It didn't happen so I bet he's just hoping people would forget about it and he'll stay. How pathetic can one man be?

Also if someone is actually fucking with your paid job IRL, you quit your unpaid job that is causing that immediately. Who the fuck cares that much about being an internet janitor that they risk their livelihood over it?
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on August 11, 2014, 01:55:44 AM
And another thing, Abe is one of the reasons SA turned to shit. Maybe the primary reason GBS turned to shit many years ago. His banning of jokes and anyone who got attention saw most of the funny posters vacate. Yes GBS is terrible now, but that's in part to you running all the funny people off you twit.

Kewpuh is right too. You were all about doxxing back in the day. And you didn't have a problem fucking with a 13 year old's personal info when you felt it could score you some e-cred with an insane lady on Twitter. So some 4chan guys fucked with you back and you're crying. Karma is a bitch.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Sum Beezy on August 11, 2014, 02:03:08 AM
See, here's the thing: for all they shit on 4chan, it really does have (generally) better moderation. You can get banned for illegal shit, and threads can get shut down if they're shitty, though the latter is done, much, much less frequently than on SA. The big difference is that the mods, like the posters, are anonymous, and really don't have any incentive to start shit with people. Whereas on SA, they demand to be treated like fucking Forums Celebrities, dropping down shit like mod challenges, or sick burns on posters that hurt their feelings, for whatever e-cred they can get.

It's not really any wonder at all why people might start to resent the moderators.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: internet culture on August 11, 2014, 02:16:25 AM
Actually, 4chan and SA's moderation methods are pretty similarly questionable, but that just makes SA look terrible in comparison. With 4chan, you can't be TOO picky with your mod choices; 4chan is a site where groups of friends form organized shitposting teams that exist solely to fuck up threads. So you do end up with a shitty mod or two, because you're gonna need all the help you can get. Meanwhile SA is much smaller, less chaotic, not anonymous AND you have to pay tenbux to post, so it should be much easier to provide quality moderation.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: RunForrestRun on August 11, 2014, 02:23:04 AM
Man I remember browsing 4chan many years ago and just sometimes coming across childporn in /b/ just like it was nobodys business. The internet really got a lot more tame nowadays.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Yankees are Scum on August 11, 2014, 02:27:26 AM
He basically wrote a resignation letter to a forum that he doesn't get paid to mod. No wonder EA is shit if they have a whole company of Abe's running around.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on August 11, 2014, 02:46:06 AM
I'm totally quitting guys. Nothing you can do to stop me. Not right this second because obviously things have to die down first. I mean you can't just stop being an unpaid internet janitor on the spot. But in a few weeks you won't have Abe to kick around anymore. Maybe a few months if people are still saying fag in GBS. Actually why don't we just say after the holidays since I know that can be a crazy time of year for everyone. It could be the Spring before I remove that blue star because Goatse is at its peak in February and March but the point stands that this isn't fun anymore and I'm quitting because all of you.

I told Lowtax to de-mod me and if he says he doesn't know what you're talking about he probably just doesn't want to make a big deal of it. Don't bring this up to him though he already knows I promise.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: raspberry marshmellow on August 11, 2014, 02:53:09 AM
He says "HR".

Did someone figure out what company he worked for?
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: ompb on August 11, 2014, 03:59:43 AM
Abenote: QQ
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Ghostse on August 11, 2014, 04:09:28 AM
And another thing, Abe is one of the reasons SA turned to shit. Maybe the primary reason GBS turned to shit many years ago. His banning of jokes and anyone who got attention saw most of the funny posters vacate. Yes GBS is terrible now, but that's in part to you running all the funny people off you twit.

Kewpuh is right too. You were all about doxxing back in the day. And you didn't have a problem fucking with a 13 year old's personal info when you felt it could score you some e-cred with an insane lady on Twitter. So some 4chan guys fucked with you back and you're crying. Karma is a bitch.

It wasn't just banning of jokes, it was the fact he kept a list of people who were not allowed to post in GBS or E/N and checked it regularly.

Abe was much better when he was confined to E/N, the shitty subforum of broken people. You know how in the land of the blind the one-eyed man was king? In the world of goons on E/N, a guy with some sort of employment history, no serious sad brains, and no dysfunctional relationship* is King.

Abe's persecution of trolls and any hate speech more offense than "MRA" or "Cis" made more sense when your subforum caters, literally, to broken people and, within its confines, should at least be a place where posts should be helpful (even if the help is just helping them understand how fucked up they are).

He was shitty and unfunny, but did do things that were at least sorta note worthy: Goon Love is the Best Love is the best thing to come out of SA in recent years - I mean that both ironically and unironically at the same time. And again, when he's just riding herd over a gaggle of broken goons, he looks better by comparison.

Then they let him out of the loony ward. His control freak Feminist-ally beta cucklord mod style doesn't work. He can't tolerate anyone being funnier than him, or people laughing and enjoying stuff he hates.

And yes, Kewpuh is right. Its hilarious to see Abe's schtick turn back on him. That's what makes this so great, it was like instant karma.

*Because he is undateable. But not having some 200lb BBW goon harpy cucking him is better off than 99% of E/N.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: EaglesDick on August 11, 2014, 04:21:06 AM
When I saw that the only curse words he uses now are calling people "shitty" and "shitlord" online I knew he made the transition to sjw. Plus the fact that his name apparently is Caylan made that switch inevitable.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on August 11, 2014, 04:21:29 AM
gaYbe: guyz, i totes quitz. unless, y'know i'm made an admin or something

sadmins: *snore*

gaYbe: guyz, i'm leaving.  rilly. you'll miss all the cool stuff i do around here

sadmins: <scans an empty page of gaYbe's accomplishments>  ~fartz~

^^el fin^^
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Waltzing Matilda on August 11, 2014, 04:36:39 AM
Jesus.  4 chan openly posted their plans to go after people involved in the solikebasically shit-storm (and at least one FYADer admitted bringing it to their attention) and yet Abe keeps on blaming us any negative attention his involvement in that attracted. Don't let the facts get in the way of your persecution complex, Abe.

Asshole won't quit now because of some bullshit about not wanting to be run off the board because of mod forum leaks.

Can't wait to see BBG troll his ass over this.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: EaglesDick on August 11, 2014, 04:44:19 AM
Yea, I didn't even tell FYAD about it. I learned about it from them and made a thread here because it was funny. I dont use twitter.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Tranny Feet on August 11, 2014, 04:59:15 AM
I love the "this isn't what I signed up for" bit like he's in some ops team that's been ordered to fire on civilians or some shit. It's a bunch of text on a screen. Just log off and go do something else, something more fruitful or stop posting and involving yourself in the community if you can't take it. All this palaver over a pointless fucking time sink; the dude has no life.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Waltzing Matilda on August 11, 2014, 05:05:48 AM
Kind of interesting that Abe's post suggests it was a group decision to unban BBG and ClemenSalad.  I always thought that Garbage Day just unbanned FYAD posters whether or not the rest of the admins agreed because he's Lowtax's delegate IRL and Lowtax can't avoid him like he can ignore the other admins.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: rockchalk on August 11, 2014, 05:14:45 AM
That the people involved in stalking the 12 year old are getting real-world consequences for it is a good thing, considering they explicitly sexually harassed him and made plans to murder him. I love how that gang of psychos flips out whenever people bring this up.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Diamond Dallas Page on August 11, 2014, 05:28:30 AM
That the people involved in stalking the 12 year old are getting real-world consequences for it is a good thing, considering they explicitly sexually harassed him and made plans to murder him. I love how that gang of psychos flips out whenever people bring this up.

The most amusing part (so far) of that whole deal is that the only lesson solikebasically actually took from the whole thing is that she needs to gather together women on Twitter and double down on making sure she calls out "abuse" and "shitty guys" in the most obnoxious, self-aggrandizing way possible on there.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Ghostse on August 11, 2014, 05:29:40 AM
I love the "this isn't what I signed up for" bit like he's in some ops team that's been ordered to fire on civilians or some shit. It's a bunch of text on a screen. Just log off and go do something else, something more fruitful or stop posting and involving yourself in the community if you can't take it. All this palaver over a pointless fucking time sink; the dude has no life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHMER1h4BNU
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Waltzing Matilda on August 11, 2014, 05:40:49 AM
Why the fuck would Abe and EPG need to be in close communication about "how to deal with QCS"?

It's exactly this kind of shit which makes people think that the mods and admins concern about "the good of SA" exists only to entrench their own e-power.  It's a fucking business, not a charity.  If SA folds tomorrow the only person who'll be adversely affected IRL is Lowtax. 
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: internet culture on August 11, 2014, 06:41:04 AM
Man I remember browsing 4chan many years ago and just sometimes coming across childporn in /b/ just like it was nobodys business. The internet really got a lot more tame nowadays.

Around 7 or 6 years ago there was a CP flood on /v/ so I quickly ran the fuck away and checked on the other boards. Around an hour passed so I decided "hey, 4chan's a well moderated site, there's no way that stuff is still there!" (that and I was younger and stupider) so I went back and the CP was still there. Everyone was (rightfully) freaking the fuck out.

Maybe the mods were too busy :aatrek: ing off to it and that's yet another similarity to the SA moderation team
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: David Hedgehogstein on August 11, 2014, 07:28:08 AM
Abe, I know you read this forum so I hope you take these words to heart.
You're a mean spirited, colossal faggot who it would appear no-one actually likes, not SA users, not the moderation team and certainly not us.
Fuck off and leave. Take your shitty virgin ass away and stop trying to gather sympathy for being a faggot.

Also, remember suicide isn't the answer, but it's always an option.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on August 11, 2014, 07:47:13 AM
Abe don't leave you're a big part of what makes things so fun around here. It'll be even worse than losing Woodchuck.

At least we'll have Franco I guess.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Nig Disliker on August 11, 2014, 08:08:57 AM
I bet Gaybe was expecting an outpouring of teary posts from mods begging him to stay.  The bottom line is that he's a repugnant person who is a thirtysomething virgin who desperately needs to take an extended break from the internet.

Also lol at Ozmafat: Since I know you or one of your toadies will read this thread, yes, because someone is bullied for liking pedo games, you give this loser a free parachute account which he proceeds to shit up almost immediately.  Goddamn, you're worthless as a human being.  I notice you don't hand out free parachute accounts to the other wrongthinkers who get dogpiled.  So why give one out to a guy that plays hentai games who worked with children?  Like Gaybe, there is a reason why absolutely nobody likes you on the forum that you have given tens of thousands of hours towards (for no compensation to boot).  That has to suck; the prime of your life, wasted on an internet forum that can't stand your ass.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: FUCK! on August 11, 2014, 08:09:48 AM
the thought of abe literally shaking himself to sleep at night because of this whole thing is incredibly lol
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Got Soylent? on August 11, 2014, 08:09:58 AM
I could scream FAKE but that looks pretty real and makes a great deal of sense given the nature of SA's moderation. The last couple of years I've seen stuff like one mod encouraging video game social justice discussion while another mod dropped the Anita Sarkeesian thread into FYAD for mocking purposes. Or one mod banning people for saying 'faggot' while another mod wrote an effortpost defending every goon's right to call people faggots. It makes perfect sense that the mod forum is practically a war zone.

If Lowtax would grow a set of balls and say, "Here are the rules of this forum, if you don't like them you can't be a mod" you'd have way less conflict between mods, and way fewer people who want to be a little emperor in their own private section of the forum. I don't even know what the rules are half the time. Sometimes I can tell a guy to eat a dick for being stupid, other times I get probated.

I'm not saying everyone should be a bunch of faggots that follow rules to the letter or anything, I'm just saying that some consistency would be nice.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: sub-base turf sniffing boner diarist on August 11, 2014, 08:15:19 AM
Caylen, you're a big giant faggot and not even the Troons and SJWs you suck off nonstop like you. Just fuck off and die.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on August 11, 2014, 08:25:16 AM
Caylen I don't think this was your fault I blame your parents for naming you Caylen. Its like a white person version of La'Trinedarriousmith or w/e. You name a kid that and its all downhill baby.

Caylen. Its like a magical incantation that makes vaginas slam shut like a venus fly trap. I cannot think of a less masculine name.

You kids stop picking on poor defenseless friendless hopeless Caylen. Poor Caylen. Do you want to come inside and have a sippy cup of apple juice Caylen?  :parsons:
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Ghostse on August 11, 2014, 08:29:42 AM
I could scream FAKE but that looks pretty real and makes a great deal of sense given the nature of SA's moderation. The last couple of years I've seen stuff like one mod encouraging video game social justice discussion while another mod dropped the Anita Sarkeesian thread into FYAD for mocking purposes. Or one mod banning people for saying 'faggot' while another mod wrote an effortpost defending every goon's right to call people faggots. It makes perfect sense that the mod forum is practically a war zone.

If Lowtax would grow a set of balls and say, "Here are the rules of this forum, if you don't like them you can't be a mod" you'd have way less conflict between mods, and way fewer people who want to be a little emperor in their own private section of the forum. I don't even know what the rules are half the time. Sometimes I can tell a guy to eat a dick for being stupid, other times I get probated.

I'm not saying everyone should be a bunch of faggots that follow rules to the letter or anything, I'm just saying that some consistency would be nice.

Not just that, but some fucking moderator accountability. If I eat week for calling some someone a faggot for suppporting palestine, but they call a pro-israel poster a nigger in the next post, there needs to be someone who will actually do something (at least get a 'my bad' from the moderator) besides make some ironic post about mangosteen and the permabanned pantshitters at SS missing you. As long as they have a consistent reason for their rulings, its fine.

I mean, Xylo's admitted to probating anyone who didn't think St. Traytray was a perfect little angel, or that Zimmerman deserved less than the chair. And he is incharge of the DISCUSSION forum. Nothing happened. No censure, no demodding, no "Xylo knows this isn't cool. Racism is still forbidden, but one sided echo chambers are not in the spirit of this forum". Nothing. They run their fiefdom with thier pack of brown nosing sycophants, and pretty much nothing short of getting on Ozma's bad side, recommending a poster use illegal drugs to treat an addiction to illegal drugs, or being convicted of child molestation having your conviction for child molestation being made public will get you removed.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on August 11, 2014, 09:38:30 AM
Guys, guys, I totally don't like how you are treating me at my unpaid job, so like, I am totally going to totally quit after sticking my dick in the coffeemaker, like totally guys.

If that stupid fucking faggot Caylen and his fat bitch-queen Ozma had any balls, they would start a, you know, a lame, for pay, forum for broken faggots and start making money, instead of making payments on Lowtax's sportcar.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: J Dog on August 11, 2014, 09:57:29 AM
Caylen. Its like a magical incantation that makes vaginas slam shut like a venus fly trap. I cannot think of a less masculine name.

Except then there are guys like Terry Crews who take their faggy names and own them, putting people like Caylen to shame.  Having a girl's name is no excuse to act like a pussy.



Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Martin Looter King on August 11, 2014, 10:05:42 AM
Hath we forgotten?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-hYLL7Gpos

Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Eboltzer1 on August 11, 2014, 10:14:09 AM
So he gave a month's notice, as if he were some super physicist quitting the hadron collider, and then didn't actually leave because the something awful forums is the only place where he has some measure of control and happiness.
What a sad, pathetic asshole.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Mullah Omar on August 11, 2014, 10:15:42 AM
and then didn't actually live

that typo is going to get peoples hopes up then leave them disappointed
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Eboltzer1 on August 11, 2014, 10:17:34 AM
and then didn't actually live

that typo is going to get peoples hopes up then leave them disappointed

Yeah, which is why I fixed it because it's just too cruel for others.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: posting ironically on August 11, 2014, 10:19:01 AM
Still probating people as of yesterday, it appears.  He's not going anywhere, he can't, his "position" is filling a void in his life (he's a virgin lol).
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: David Jew on August 11, 2014, 10:19:57 AM
where is he gonna go
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on August 11, 2014, 10:26:52 AM
where is he gonna go

To hell hopefully.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on August 11, 2014, 11:07:16 AM
Moderating a dumb internet forum replete with broken nerds is the only thing he has going on in his life.
Let that sink in a bit.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Hogbox on August 11, 2014, 12:13:50 PM
I say, I know almost nothing about this Abe fellow.

At first, I assumed the references to his being a 30+ virgin were the sort of good-natured joshing that goes on around here, but the frequency of them makes me think it's a real thing.

Seriously, how is possible to be a permavirgin when also a mover and shaker at SA, whose population is not known for its high standards when it comes to jizzing and being jizzed in?
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on August 11, 2014, 12:31:13 PM
Hath we forgotten?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-hYLL7Gpos


My mommy left home when I was three
and she didn't leave much for my pa and me
as I cried and cried and begged her please to stay
Now I don't blame her cause she left my dad
He's a giant beta, but what makes me sad
Was before she left she went and named me "Cay"

Well she must o' thought that was quite a name
Soaked in tears and wrapped in shame
It seems I got picked on e'ery day
Some gal'd call me faggot and I'd turn red
Some guy'd fill a toilet bowl with m'head
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named Cay

Well I grew up weak and I grew up sad
Spent my life postin' in the 'YAD
I'd use a manly avatar to hide my shame
But I made a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd be a mod and posting superstar
And I'd leave behind this fucking awful name

It was ole' twitterverse in mid-july
Like it always was, my dick was dry
I thoght I'd tweet a broken slutty gal
I joined her as she slang some mud
I stared at her and pulled my pud
What's the worse can happen anyhow?

Well it turns out that this wasn't FYAD
And my powers here were might sad
I couldn't ban and got called on my shit
I went back to the QCS
And sat in my chair and beat my chest
And I said "MY NAME IS CAY! YES ITS QUITE FAY!
NOW GOKU GONNA DIE!!!"

ect. ect. I'm done.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: As a white male I on August 11, 2014, 02:22:21 PM
Sample bias or not, still not hot enough to shame yourself white-knighting.

She's "take home after an evening of binge-drinking and feel really bad about it afterwards" at best.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on August 11, 2014, 02:24:34 PM
If only Abe could score with her, then his HR department could get hundreds of emails about how he's a rapist.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on August 11, 2014, 02:27:17 PM
Even if she was hot, if you read more than 5 of her tweets you'd realize she was mentally ill.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Rape Artist on August 11, 2014, 02:29:21 PM
Sample bias

(http://i.imgur.com/dFdT44y.jpg)

4 / 10, would not
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on August 11, 2014, 02:32:57 PM
Hath we forgotten?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-hYLL7Gpos


My mommy left home when I was three
and she didn't leave much for my pa and me
as I cried and cried and begged her please to stay
Now I don't blame her cause she left my dad
He's a giant beta, but what makes me sad
Was before she left she went and named me "Cay"

Well she must o' thought that was quite a name
Soaked in tears and wrapped in shame
It seems I got picked on e'ery day
Some gal'd call me faggot and I'd turn red
Some guy'd fill a toilet bowl with m'head
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named Cay

Well I grew up weak and I grew up sad
Spent my life postin' in the 'YAD
I'd use a manly avatar to hide my shame
But I made a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd be a mod and posting superstar
And I'd leave behind this fucking awful name

It was ole' twitterverse in mid-july
Like it always was, my dick was dry
I thoght I'd tweet a broken slutty gal
I joined her as she slang some mud
I stared at her and pulled my pud
What's the worse can happen anyhow?

Well it turns out that this wasn't FYAD
And my powers here were might sad
I couldn't ban and got called on my shit
I went back to the QCS
And sat in my chair and beat my chest
And I said "MY NAME IS CAY! YES ITS QUITE FAY!
NOW GOKU GONNA DIE!!!"

ect. ect. I'm done.

Well, to get between those attention whore thighs
I said he was one of those patriarchy guys
And expected him to run away from Twitter and cower in fear.
But he came back with a zinger and a jab
So I told him to suck my dick like a fag
And I was grinning 140 characters from ear to ear

I tell ya, I've been in slapfights with plenty of men
And I usually gas or permaban them
With moderator of Something Awful Forum powers
I saw him respond with another pun
And start trending like a son of a gun
Then get retweeted by the SS pantshitters and all of their followers

And he said: "Abe you know I ain't got no beef
But I believe you've got a mistaken belief
About who exactly it is you think you’re puttin' down.
I’m only thirteen, and now you’re positioned
With evidence of having propositioned
An underage minor for sex with your hairy mound.”

He said: "I think you should thank me for insulting that hoe
Who brushes her teeth with a vibrating dildo
And shows off the things she was sticking up her nighty gown.
I won’t suck your dick and I won’t be afraid
Of a grown man who goes by the name of “Cay”
But I will get you de-moded and fired and run out of town."

So SS posted a thread about the Twitter link
And 4chan called my boss with the leak
And I got called in for an employee review
And I think about him, every day
About how much harm he caused your old pal Cay
And the next time I ask an underage boy to suck my dick, I’ll use…
Grinder or Tumblr or Backpage! Any damn thing but Twitter!
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Salacious B. Crumb on August 11, 2014, 02:34:18 PM
Sample bias or not, still not hot enough to shame yourself white-knighting.

She's "take home after an evening of binge-drinking and feel really bad about it afterwards" at best.

On the other hand, you won't have to bother placing a drunk order for Domino's
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Got Soylent? on August 11, 2014, 02:35:17 PM
She's the kind of chick you have on speed dial because you can call her up when you're bored on a Wednesday night and she will suck your dick every time you hang out and let you shove that fucker down her throat until she gags, but you feel kind of dirty about it afterwords, and don't want any of your friends to know about it.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: As a white male I on August 11, 2014, 02:36:22 PM
She's the kind of chick you message on an online dating site because you know she'll suck your dick and you won't even have to try, but you feel kind of dirty about it afterwords.

You just said what I said but in gay modern gen Y dating terms  :clint:
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: With Goons You Lose on August 11, 2014, 02:40:22 PM
How hard is it even to mod a comedy forum? All you have to do is ban unfunny posters that nobody likes

Well, that wouldn't work because Abe would have to ban himself.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on August 11, 2014, 02:40:56 PM
She's obviously a heroin whore
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Got Soylent? on August 11, 2014, 02:42:14 PM
She's the kind of chick you message on an online dating site because you know she'll suck your dick and you won't even have to try, but you feel kind of dirty about it afterwords.

You just said what I said but in gay modern gen Y dating terms  :clint:

I edited that before you posted because I don't think you message people in online dating anymore. You like swipe or something now. What I'm trying to say here is I have a problem with editing posts.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Rape Artist on August 11, 2014, 02:51:32 PM
Also, sample bias, my ass. Hot chicks can't make faces this ugly:
(http://i.imgur.com/5yEnorc.jpg)

She gets points for getting so much mileage out of her striking red hair and pale skin. Her bold fashion choices also generally accent that. She's doing good work there, honestly.

But, that's where the fun stops. She's a hardcore butterface who uses make-up primarily as a distraction. She's hoping enough paint on her eyes, lips and brows might distract you from her schnauz and flabby body.

Also, this is a nit pick, but stubby hands gross me out.

(On top of all this, she's a mentally ill idiot who sexually harasses children.)

Here she is pictured next to an actual hot chick:
(http://i.imgur.com/iThoGHD.jpg)
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on August 11, 2014, 03:11:32 PM
This whole episode is just another example of why people shouldn't use Twitter. Unless, of course, they're qualified experts like our distinguished colleague A. Doctor.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Tranny Feet on August 11, 2014, 04:50:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/W4q8YBW.jpg)

Would fuck. No questions asked. End of story.

And if this headcase propositioned you standing at the bar, you would too. STFU.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on August 11, 2014, 04:52:26 PM
Would fuck. No questions asked. End of story.

And if this headcase propositioned you standing at the bar, you would too. STFU.

On a random encounter? Maybe, depending on how much crazy she showed on the meeting.

After seeing her crazy shit all over the internet? Not in a million years.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on August 11, 2014, 05:05:56 PM
because posting pictures of dildos in your mouth with mock-cum and naked selfies on the internet is a great way of saying "look out world, i have a lot to offer beyond being an object for your sexual pleasure!"
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: As a white male I on August 11, 2014, 05:08:14 PM
The best SS derails are the ones involving a dumpy internet chick and a debate of "to would or not to would"  :allears:
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on August 11, 2014, 05:08:47 PM
 :alex:

Let's get back on topic.

How badly is Lowtax and the Goof Troop freaking out over leaked mod forum images? This should be good for at least one meltdown.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on August 11, 2014, 05:12:10 PM
The moral of the story is to never get involved with a self-proclaimed rape victim
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on August 11, 2014, 05:15:44 PM
How badly is Lowtax and the Goof Troop freaking out over leaked mod forum images? This should be good for at least one meltdown.

I think Lowtax is probably back to his drug induced state now that the database issues were semi-fixed and couldn't tell you what day of the week it was.

Seems like the biggest posters in the mod forum are gone or stopped posting in there. A lot of the new mods seem to just mod their sub-forum and not get caught up in a bunch of shit that requires tons of posts in the mod forum.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: ASMR fart huffer on August 11, 2014, 05:17:48 PM
Good night sweet faggot
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Rape Artist on August 11, 2014, 05:19:07 PM
Would not
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: VFW on August 11, 2014, 06:04:41 PM
Never (knowingly) stick your dick in crazy. You're just waiting for the false rape claim the day/week/month after.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Aran on August 11, 2014, 06:13:18 PM
Also, sample bias, my ass. Hot chicks can't make faces this ugly:
http://www.reddit.com/r/PrettyGirlsUglyFaces/
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: HondaRider271 on August 11, 2014, 06:22:20 PM
Anybody who says they would fuck that chick should keep in mind that half her photos included a huge collection of strapons, including "strapless" strapons (where it's held in place by a dildo in the vagina). So the one being penetrated in that scenario may not be the one you think...

Also who cares about that used up, aging slut? It's only a matter of time now before we are free from Abe's 10 year career of horrendous (but hilarious) modding! That or he'll use this as an excuse to stay to spite the banned pantshitters. Or at least do like Ozma and make the departure so long and convoluted that it becomes obvious his life and personality are so intertwined with his account and star that he can't possibly do without them.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Nig Disliker on August 11, 2014, 06:35:56 PM
I say, I know almost nothing about this Abe fellow.

At first, I assumed the references to his being a 30+ virgin were the sort of good-natured joshing that goes on around here, but the frequency of them makes me think it's a real thing.

Seriously, how is possible to be a permavirgin when also a mover and shaker at SA, whose population is not known for its high standards when it comes to jizzing and being jizzed in?

No, it's real.  He's in his early 30s and he's a virgin.

He's still a virgin because he is an awkward dork who hangs out with other awkward dorks who don't know any women, let alone women who would like to deflower Abe.  When he isn't hanging out with those awkward dorks, he spends his time online, white knighting "lesbians" who live far away and can't go a couple of minutes without shoving a dildo into one of her orifices.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Carbpoole on August 11, 2014, 06:41:20 PM
Hath we forgotten?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-hYLL7Gpos


My mommy left home when I was three
and she didn't leave much for my pa and me
as I cried and cried and begged her please to stay
Now I don't blame her cause she left my dad
He's a giant beta, but what makes me sad
Was before she left she went and named me "Cay"

Well she must o' thought that was quite a name
Soaked in tears and wrapped in shame
It seems I got picked on e'ery day
Some gal'd call me faggot and I'd turn red
Some guy'd fill a toilet bowl with m'head
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named Cay

Well I grew up weak and I grew up sad
Spent my life postin' in the 'YAD
I'd use a manly avatar to hide my shame
But I made a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd be a mod and posting superstar
And I'd leave behind this fucking awful name

It was ole' twitterverse in mid-july
Like it always was, my dick was dry
I thoght I'd tweet a broken slutty gal
I joined her as she slang some mud
I stared at her and pulled my pud
What's the worse can happen anyhow?

Well it turns out that this wasn't FYAD
And my powers here were might sad
I couldn't ban and got called on my shit
I went back to the QCS
And sat in my chair and beat my chest
And I said "MY NAME IS CAY! YES ITS QUITE FAY!
NOW GOKU GONNA DIE!!!"

ect. ect. I'm done.

Well, to get between those attention whore thighs
I said he was one of those patriarchy guys
And expected him to run away from Twitter and cower in fear.
But he came back with a zinger and a jab
So I told him to suck my dick like a fag
And I was grinning 140 characters from ear to ear

I tell ya, I've been in slapfights with plenty of men
And I usually gas or permaban them
With moderator of Something Awful Forum powers
I saw him respond with another pun
And start trending like a son of a gun
Then get retweeted by the SS pantshitters and all of their followers

And he said: "Abe you know I ain't got no beef
But I believe you've got a mistaken belief
About who exactly it is you think you’re puttin' down.
I’m only thirteen, and now you’re positioned
With evidence of having propositioned
An underage minor for sex with your hairy mound.”

He said: "I think you should thank me for insulting that hoe
Who brushes her teeth with a vibrating dildo
And shows off the things she was sticking up her nighty gown.
I won’t suck your dick and I won’t be afraid
Of a grown man who goes by the name of “Cay”
But I will get you de-moded and fired and run out of town."

So SS posted a thread about the Twitter link
And 4chan called my boss with the leak
And I got called in for an employee review
And I think about him, every day
About how much harm he caused your old pal Cay
And the next time I ask an underage boy to suck my dick, I’ll use…
Grinder or Tumblr or Backpage! Any damn thing but Twitter!

[Ruby, by kenny rogers]
Oh Ozma, don't let your forums down
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Carbpoole on August 11, 2014, 06:49:38 PM
It wasn't me that started that ol'crazy twitter war
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Carbpoole on August 11, 2014, 06:50:53 PM
And yes it's true that I'm not the man I used to be

Oh Ozma...

I still need some company
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: OOK OOK SCREE (D-IL) on August 11, 2014, 06:54:33 PM
I say, I know almost nothing about this Abe fellow.

At first, I assumed the references to his being a 30+ virgin were the sort of good-natured joshing that goes on around here, but the frequency of them makes me think it's a real thing.

Seriously, how is possible to be a permavirgin when also a mover and shaker at SA, whose population is not known for its high standards when it comes to jizzing and being jizzed in?

No, it's real.  He's in his early 30s and he's a virgin.

He's still a virgin because he is an awkward dork who hangs out with other awkward dorks who don't know any women, let alone women who would like to deflower Abe.  When he isn't hanging out with those awkward dorks, he spends his time online, white knighting "lesbians" who live far away and can't go a couple of minutes without shoving a dildo into one of her orifices.

For real.  Even the most pathetic, awkward goony people I know have hooked up or at the very least got the finger/hand job combo from a couple of chicks by just putting themselves out there and having fun at bars or going to house parties and not being wall huggers.  These are people who couldn't talk for 5 minutes without making you think they're giant faggots but hey, they eventually lost their V-cards because they had the balls to not sit and stew under a ridiculous SJW mindset and stay neurotically invested in their little homo fiefdoms.

The lol part is that the older chicks get, the lower their standards get BUT the quicker they can sniff out the absolute lowest turds of the bunch aka Abe.  So to be honest he might as well start comparing himself to Isaac Newton now because in all probability he's going to bat the ol' goose egg for life just like gravity man.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on August 11, 2014, 07:03:53 PM
Abe, Something Sensitive welcomes you.

Feel free to post here and leak the mod forum.

Oh wait, we don't need you for that. Fuck off and die, you worthless cunt.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Ghostse on August 11, 2014, 07:19:25 PM
 MOD CHALLENGE: Abe kill yourself. Become imortal just like Vile Mouse.

edit: RAT! Vilerat.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Bitters on August 11, 2014, 08:12:07 PM
How the fuck do you make it through college without getting laid?  I'm a fucking nerd (before it was hipster chic), and even I got laid a bunch of times (and could have a bunch more if I wasn't an oblivious faggot).

Caylen, you live in San Francisco fucking California and have a tech job with a company people have heard of.  You should be knee-deep in some kind of cooze. 
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on August 11, 2014, 08:20:25 PM
You should be knee-deep in some kind of cooze.

Like repels like.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Procrustes on August 11, 2014, 09:10:52 PM
Lol you know your life is a smoking ruin when a turd like kewpie burns the fuck out of you in your own faggot thread.

Abe will kill himself before he quite bc hes a pathetic faggoty pussy.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: bongo bongo on August 11, 2014, 09:40:02 PM
Man I remember browsing 4chan many years ago and just sometimes coming across childporn in /b/ just like it was nobodys business. The internet really got a lot more tame nowadays.

Around 7 or 6 years ago there was a CP flood on /v/ so I quickly ran the fuck away and checked on the other boards. Around an hour passed so I decided "hey, 4chan's a well moderated site, there's no way that stuff is still there!" (that and I was younger and stupider) so I went back and the CP was still there. Everyone was (rightfully) freaking the fuck out.

Maybe the mods were too busy :aatrek: ing off to it and that's yet another similarity to the SA moderation team

the worst thing i ever saw on /b/ was a picture of a dude shitting on a baby
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Nig Disliker on August 11, 2014, 09:40:53 PM
I say, I know almost nothing about this Abe fellow.

At first, I assumed the references to his being a 30+ virgin were the sort of good-natured joshing that goes on around here, but the frequency of them makes me think it's a real thing.

Seriously, how is possible to be a permavirgin when also a mover and shaker at SA, whose population is not known for its high standards when it comes to jizzing and being jizzed in?

No, it's real.  He's in his early 30s and he's a virgin.

He's still a virgin because he is an awkward dork who hangs out with other awkward dorks who don't know any women, let alone women who would like to deflower Abe.  When he isn't hanging out with those awkward dorks, he spends his time online, white knighting "lesbians" who live far away and can't go a couple of minutes without shoving a dildo into one of her orifices.

For real.  Even the most pathetic, awkward goony people I know have hooked up or at the very least got the finger/hand job combo from a couple of chicks by just putting themselves out there and having fun at bars or going to house parties and not being wall huggers.  These are people who couldn't talk for 5 minutes without making you think they're giant faggots but hey, they eventually lost their V-cards because they had the balls to not sit and stew under a ridiculous SJW mindset and stay neurotically invested in their little homo fiefdoms.

The lol part is that the older chicks get, the lower their standards get BUT the quicker they can sniff out the absolute lowest turds of the bunch aka Abe.  So to be honest he might as well start comparing himself to Isaac Newton now because in all probability he's going to bat the ol' goose egg for life just like gravity man.

(http://i.imgur.com/dFZKgNK.jpg)
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: bongo bongo on August 11, 2014, 09:41:23 PM
I definitely would fuck the Twitter girl and I would enjoy it, she's not that bad looking

also ABe is gay and kewpuh is still jewish
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Aran on August 11, 2014, 10:27:18 PM
How the fuck do you make it through college without getting laid?  I'm a fucking nerd (before it was hipster chic), and even I got laid a bunch of times (and could have a bunch more if I wasn't an oblivious faggot).

Caylen, you live in San Francisco fucking California and have a tech job with a company people have heard of.  You should be knee-deep in some kind of cooze.

Shit, even I didn't make it half way through high school a virgin.
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: GFR on August 11, 2014, 11:00:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/W4q8YBW.jpg)

Would fuck. No questions asked. End of story.

And if this headcase propositioned you standing at the bar, you would too. STFU.

 :alex: TRANNY FEET HAS RAPED THIS TWITTER WHORE WITH WORDS. YOU MONSTER.

EDIT:

I definitely would fuck the Twitter girl and I would enjoy it, she's not that bad looking

also ABe is gay and kewpuh is still jewish

 :alex: JESUS LOWRIDING CHRIST! NOT YOU TOO BONGOBOY! ARE WE HAVING A RAPE-A-THON FOR AUTISM HERE?
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: professional lurker on August 11, 2014, 11:11:49 PM
That's a great angle for her since it hides her weird breasts, double chin, unfortunate tattoos, and FUPA.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on August 11, 2014, 11:19:28 PM
That's a great angle for her since it hides her weird breasts, double chin, unfortunate tattoos, and FUPA.

It's literally the only good picture of her too.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Stool Pigeon on August 11, 2014, 11:23:02 PM
Has Gaylen's resignation hit FYAD yet?
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: EaglesDick on August 11, 2014, 11:28:31 PM
Is the virgin in his 30s verified or is it just because he acts like he is? I mean even if you are repulsive and awkward you'd still fall into some pussy at some point.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on August 11, 2014, 11:30:46 PM
Is the virgin in his 30s verified or is it just because he acts like he is? I mean even if you are repulsive and awkward you'd still fall into some pussy at some point.

If you molest children in Asia while "teaching english", are you still a virgin?
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: MexicanKetchup on August 11, 2014, 11:42:16 PM
lmao what a fucking faggot
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Nig Disliker on August 11, 2014, 11:46:48 PM
A list of Gaybe's accomplishments:

- Taught English in Asia aka what semi-ambitious, unemployable goons do when they graduate college
- Works as an office manager (aka secretary) at EA
- Claimed to be friends with Aatrek
- Harassed a 12 year old on Twitter...and somehow lost
- Is a virgin who is over 30 years old
- Likes to wear wacky and zany fruit hats
- White knights mentally ill lesbians who live several states away
- Is a moderator at SA, while he gets passed over for admin jobs to gas station attendants

What a full life.  He is the embodiment of the American Dream :allears:
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: raspberry marshmellow on August 11, 2014, 11:54:49 PM
A list of Gaybe's accomplishments:

- Taught English in Asia aka what semi-ambitious, unemployable goons do when they graduate college
- Works as an office manager (aka secretary) at EA
- Claimed to be friends with Aatrek

Is it true that someone told EA that he associates with Atrek?
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on August 12, 2014, 12:15:43 AM
 :ultlibrage: BREAKING :ultlibrage:
Lowtax is going personally to San Francisco to fire Gaybe!
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3657205

:lolno: Jes kiddin'

He's going to SF to hang with DocEvil. And anyone else from SA who's cool and wants to show up.

Not so fast, Abe!

And Ozma too I guess...

Quote from: Lowtax" post="433416814
COMING TO SF ON AUGUST 22nd!

We were thinking of having a big ol' meetup at some bar somewhere Friday, August 22nd, around 9:00.  Any suggestions?  The rest of the weekend is open except for Saturday, when we will attend the A's game.

Who's up for it, and what are you up for?

I find it interesting that he's going to San Francisco where 2 of his biggest mods and admins live and he doesn't even ask them to hang out.
 :stewart:
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Obscene Materials on August 12, 2014, 12:16:58 AM
Wait...does anyone here think Abe would ever actually step down?

Have no fear troons, your e-honour will be defended this Christmas!
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Nig Disliker on August 12, 2014, 12:29:42 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LwgwWyI.png)(http://i.imgur.com/M1kEMT1.png)

 :stewart:
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Republican Fat Cat on August 12, 2014, 12:41:47 AM
Seriously, how is possible to be a permavirgin when also a mover and shaker at SA, whose population is not known for its high standards when it comes to jizzing and being jizzed in?

Especially when you also consider that in addition to pathetic goonettes he could try to fuck, he also lives in a city chock full of promiscuous whores. I mean, you pretty much have to be smear shit all over yourself not to have gotten laid by accident given that set of circumstances.

 
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Fiesta Cat Was Framed on August 12, 2014, 01:27:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/dFdT44y.jpg)
a whole mexican family could nap in those eyebags
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on August 12, 2014, 01:58:01 AM
This probably goes without saying but 24-year old men who abruptly move to Asia by themselves to teach children are usually pedophiles.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on August 12, 2014, 02:13:17 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LwgwWyI.png)(http://i.imgur.com/M1kEMT1.png)

 :stewart:

Lowtax banned the guy who posted that. But remember Lowtax doesn't ban for making jokes on SA! He told us many times that doesn't happen!
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: David Hedgehogstein on August 12, 2014, 07:33:39 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LwgwWyI.png)(http://i.imgur.com/M1kEMT1.png)

 :stewart:

Lowtax banned the guy who posted that. But remember Lowtax doesn't ban for making jokes on SA! He told us many times that doesn't happen!
But that was really funny...
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: sub-base turf sniffing boner diarist on August 12, 2014, 08:34:32 AM
FFS Lowtax, even by your thin-skinned faggot standards that is pretty impressive.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on August 12, 2014, 10:26:18 AM
I find it interesting that he's going to San Francisco where 2 of his biggest mods and admins live and he doesn't even ask them to hang out.
 :stewart:

Undoubtedly there's some crazy, curvy goonette he's arranged to stick his dick in.

He doesn't want the SJW catlady and the 30 year old virgin to cramp his style.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Mullah Omar on August 12, 2014, 10:29:23 AM
People who like Abe:

Himself
His mother (Possibly doesn't)
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: SvM on August 12, 2014, 10:57:34 AM
Dude is incapable of self-review or adapting to criticism. That is emphatically what I'm getting out of those leaked messages in the OP.  I am loathe to give Francostein credit for anything, but that little bitch has rolled with the punches lately significantly better than Abe ever has.  Dude's hunched over his computer while Police's "King of Pain" is on loop, thinking he's bleeding his heart out and giving Judd Nelson's middle finger to the world as he stalks off the high school football field.

Caylen, you moderated an internet forum for free, for a dwindling e-famous has-been.  This is nothing to be proud of.  This is nothing you "retire" from.  Get some fucking perspective.  Then add this to the perspective: you helped diminish the forum's decline in popularity.  Yes you did.  Yes you certainly did.

Fuck off into the twilight.  Your best hope now is to go hang yourself in the hopes you can coat-tail on the Robin Williams incident.  After all, associating yourself with 2ndhand fame is the only thing you've got salient experience in.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on August 12, 2014, 11:08:40 AM
I am loathe to give Francostein credit for anything, but that little bitch has rolled with the punches lately significantly better than Abe ever has. 

Different motivations. Abe loves the power to "punish" people. Franco desperately wants to be popular.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: SvM on August 12, 2014, 11:14:02 AM
I am loathe to give Francostein credit for anything, but that little bitch has rolled with the punches lately significantly better than Abe ever has. 

Different motivations. Abe loves the power to "punish" people. Franco desperately wants to be popular.

Hence 'loathe' to acknowledge it, I saw the same division in motivation.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Legal Swedish Rape Gang on August 12, 2014, 11:23:02 AM
My favorite thing about Abe is that he describes himself as "a street-wise hercules that fights the rising odds" on his Twitter.

I'm sure Bonnie Tyler was describing a man, not a forum mod beta male.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on August 12, 2014, 11:41:06 AM
My favorite about Abe is that describes himself as "a street-wise hercules that fights the rising odds" on his Twitter.

I'm sure Bonnie Tyler was describing a man, not a forum mod beta male.

I'm like a warrior, but not a misogynistic, transphobic, homophobic, racist warrior. Or one who uses guns. Or swords. Or gets into fights, because violence is wrong. (Though all white male cisgender capitalist scum should DIE violently.)

Nevertheless, my strong warrior's heart beats for a cause, and for that cause I will doxx any child, probate or ban any wrongthinker, and whine in any mod forum.

I am a warrior for social justice.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on August 12, 2014, 02:15:10 PM
People who like Abe:

Himself
His mother (Possibly doesn't)

lol no she doesn't abe's mother ran out on him when he was a kid
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: posting ironically on August 12, 2014, 02:37:44 PM
Hopefully abe makes an appearance at the meetup, I think we can always enjoy more photos of him looking like an awkward robot in public.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Mad at the Internet on August 12, 2014, 02:51:56 PM
Hopefully abe makes an appearance at the meetup, I think we can always enjoy more photos of him looking like an awkward robot in public.
In before pics of him wearing that wrinkled red shirt again...
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Twitter Rapist on August 12, 2014, 03:15:16 PM
Maybe after Caylen retires he'll finally have the time to iron out the polygons in his shirt.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on August 12, 2014, 03:16:09 PM
Someone post that lol shop of his shirt as a big polygonal mess.

Also does anyone have the pictures from that fyad meetup pinecon? He really does look like a Caylen.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on August 12, 2014, 03:27:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/pMndEZA.png)

Doctors orders!
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Randomlurker on August 12, 2014, 03:46:41 PM
FYAD had a thread about this "Could Abe be any more of a bitch" bit I can't find it now
 :stewart:

Abe somehow got completely owned by a 13 year old and this mod board meltdown is even more pathetic. Turn off the keyboard and go outside, Abe. Do literally anything else with your life because this is just sad.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: DeadCrow on August 12, 2014, 03:59:23 PM
Abe has had more than one mental breakdown and when he had his first one his therapist asked him ''Don't you want to be normal?''
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: asdf on August 12, 2014, 04:19:26 PM
i am hungry for more mod forum
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Mullah Omar on August 12, 2014, 04:21:08 PM
lol no she doesn't abe's mother ran out on him when he was a kid

 :stewart:
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on August 12, 2014, 04:22:21 PM
hey fyad you know whats cool

having ozma and abe decide what you can and cannot discuss

cool times duders.

Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: ompb on August 12, 2014, 04:24:57 PM
Someone post that lol shop of his shirt as a big polygonal mess.

Also does anyone have the pictures from that fyad meetup pinecon? He really does look like a Caylen.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on August 12, 2014, 04:32:54 PM
Someone post that lol shop of his shirt as a big polygonal mess.

Also does anyone have the pictures from that fyad meetup pinecon? He really does look like a Caylen.

(http://i.imgur.com/fEwJP.jpg)
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Twitter Rapist on August 12, 2014, 04:41:16 PM
God I hope Caylen shows up for Lowtax's dumbass meetup and fails to score with even the dumpiest of hangers on there while watching docevil and lowtax both managing to sweet talk some blackout drunk sluts to ride their nasty sausages for the night. End of the night only Caylen remains at the bar and tries to hit on the mid-forties bartender with the faded out Aerosmith tattoos and failing even at that. Ultimately walking dejectedly back to his hovel, thinking on the way of all the shitlords on sa he's going to punish to make himself feel better.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on August 12, 2014, 04:42:35 PM
God I hope Caylen shows up for Lowtax's dumbass meetup and fails to score with even the dumpiest of hangers on there while watching docevil and lowtax both managing to sweet talk some blackout drunk sluts to ride their nasty sausages for the night. End of the night only Caylen remains at the bar and tries to hit on the mid-forties bartender with the faded out Aerosmith tattoos and failing even at that. Ultimately walking dejectedly back to his hovel, thinking on the way of all the shitlords on sa he's going to punish to make himself feel better.

I bet he bans someone while being at the bar like the total complete loser he is.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Twitter Rapist on August 12, 2014, 04:46:21 PM
Yes but you see Caylen is always on the clock so it's only natural that he'd be banning people left and right for being sexist shitlords because he can't get laid in a liquor filled room with dozens of cock hungry sluts pounding tequila shots.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: David Jew on August 12, 2014, 04:49:56 PM
Someone post that lol shop of his shirt as a big polygonal mess.

Also does anyone have the pictures from that fyad meetup pinecon? He really does look like a Caylen.

(http://i.imgur.com/fEwJP.jpg)
thanks now im snowblind
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on August 12, 2014, 05:03:27 PM
thanks now im snowblind

so like it takes a special kind of guy to make goons surrounding him looked like tanned outdoorsy types.

And why is he sitting on the ground when no one else is? Are his legs proportionately just as noodly as those arms (if not more so, since not involved in typing) and he got muscle exhaustion?

His position and expression are that of a guy who just shit his pants and he's hoping he can not move until everyone leaves.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on August 12, 2014, 05:11:33 PM
Someone post that lol shop of his shirt as a big polygonal mess.

Also does anyone have the pictures from that fyad meetup pinecon? He really does look like a Caylen.

(http://i.imgur.com/fEwJP.jpg)

:tom:

That's the one!!! Thanks!

(http://i.imgur.com/jBrsqza.png)
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Salacious B. Crumb on August 12, 2014, 05:21:53 PM
Are those FYADers in the arc behind him?
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on August 12, 2014, 05:24:48 PM
I seriously can't get over how awkward that is, it's like he's photoshopped in.

Edit its like it's 2002 era sa and someone posts "hay guys here's a pic of my autistic little brother watching Teletubbies, photoshop him in to random shit" and this pic was a low-effort attempt.

Edit again: autistic little brother will only wear this bright green tshirt or one other shirt or else he screams and runs naked or sometimes he just hums while rocking back and forth.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: David Jew on August 12, 2014, 05:41:05 PM
Are those FYADers in the arc behind him?
(l-r)  lyle, cool buff man, prefuse, skylark, harry potter, brendle, barnacle jim
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Salacious B. Crumb on August 12, 2014, 05:44:16 PM
Are those FYADers in the arc behind him?
(l-r)  lyle, cool buff man, prefuse, skylark, harry potter, brendle, barnacle jim

Sounds legit.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on August 12, 2014, 05:50:23 PM
Are those FYADers in the arc behind him?
(l-r)  lyle, cool buff man, prefuse, skylark, harry potter, brendle, barnacle jim

I thought the dude with the yellow plaid shirt was spokker.  :jesse:
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: David Jew on August 12, 2014, 06:08:18 PM
:myecred:
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Rape Artist on August 12, 2014, 06:22:13 PM
Someone post that lol shop of his shirt as a big polygonal mess.

Also does anyone have the pictures from that fyad meetup pinecon? He really does look like a Caylen.

(http://i.imgur.com/fEwJP.jpg)

goddammit I have the same shoes as Abe

BRB throwing my sambas in the garbage
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on August 12, 2014, 06:24:30 PM
Are those FYADers in the arc behind him?
(l-r)  lyle, cool buff man, prefuse, skylark, harry potter, brendle, barnacle jim

I thought the dude with the yellow plaid shirt was spokker.  :jesse:

 :lolno:

(http://i.imgur.com/PR2TMYq.jpg)
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on August 12, 2014, 06:42:32 PM
Where is the pic of him in Asia with the kids he molested taught?
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Ghostse on August 12, 2014, 07:50:52 PM
Dear Caylen,

Seriously, why have you not killed yourself yet? What do you have to live for? No woman, not even your mother, loves you. FYAD doesn't like you. The few people on SA who pretend to like you will stop once you lose your star. None of your fellow moderators like you. You don't even do anything important at your actual job.  You are a worthless corporate drone, easily replaceable. You probably only have your job so goons will be jealous that you work "IN VIDEOGAMES". You are undateable - no woman you don't pay for would ever deal with you. You have no life, no friends outside of work. You are a sad, petty little excuse for a man, you literally have less maturity than a twelve year old. A twelve year old you couldn't even manage to land a proper burn on. That's how sad and pathetic you are, literally schooled by a child in a battle of wits.

The world would be a better place without you in it, your death would be a net gain on humanity. I bet you think Kewpuh is being ironic or hyperbolic when he rips on you, but he isn't. He hates you, for good reason. You can't stand anyone getting more attention than you, or having opinions you don't agree with. GBS 2.0 it was pretty hilarious to watch the Abelove: post here to suck up to the moderation staff threads get ignored by in favor of posting nigger and tranny after your joke-free safe space policies were forcibly removed.

You will never breed, end it now. I'd normally honest hate and point out you could possibly date-rape some catholic girl, but you're too beta for that to be an option. Your spineless betadom will never impress a girl, or even get anyone to actually want to spend time with you. Do you keep a spread sheet of people in real life who have opinions you don't like? I bet you do, you chode-dicked waste of sperm. You definitely seem like the kind. I'd chide you about being overlooked by Lowtax, but I can tell you don't actually care for that drug-addled manchild, despite him being at least indirectly responsible for you having the closest thing to actual power you'll ever experience.

Your death at your own hands would harm no one. I know you think Ozma likes you, but look at Hondarider. She doesn't actually give a shit. Like you pretending to care about people to stroke your own ego, Ozma does the same thing. Literally no one gives a shit about you. You are only useful to Ozma. Sorry, were useful. Getting owned publicly by a twelve year old and offering to show him your penis has now made you more tainted than a guy who suggested LSD to a drug addict. You know you won't take the mod parachute, because your e-cred is all you have left in life (your word isn't worth shit, and you have no balls).

Find a painless way to kill yourself now, before it gets worse. This recent round of shit was instant karma from you doxxing nerds on the internet. Its only a matter of time before all your other shitty, petty, pathetic behaviors turn around and come calling on you. Do you want to be there when it happens? You're better off following the footsteps of friend and ending it now, before it gets any worse.

In closing, kill yourself.

You will die alone anyway, might as well speed up the process.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on August 12, 2014, 09:16:33 PM
maybe Abe's "mother" was really a black troon      :jesse:
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: ASMR fart huffer on August 12, 2014, 09:18:46 PM
Dear Caylen,

Seriously, why have you not killed yourself yet? What do you have to live for? No woman, not even your mother, loves you. FYAD doesn't like you. The few people on SA who pretend to like you will stop once you lose your star. None of your fellow moderators like you. You don't even do anything important at your actual job.  You are a worthless corporate drone, easily replaceable. You probably only have your job so goons will be jealous that you work "IN VIDEOGAMES". You are undateable - no woman you don't pay for would ever deal with you. You have no life, no friends outside of work. You are a sad, petty little excuse for a man, you literally have less maturity than a twelve year old. A twelve year old you couldn't even manage to land a proper burn on. That's how sad and pathetic you are, literally schooled by a child in a battle of wits.

The world would be a better place without you in it, your death would be a net gain on humanity. I bet you think Kewpuh is being ironic or hyperbolic when he rips on you, but he isn't. He hates you, for good reason. You can't stand anyone getting more attention than you, or having opinions you don't agree with. GBS 2.0 it was pretty hilarious to watch the Abelove: post here to suck up to the moderation staff threads get ignored by in favor of posting nigger and tranny after your joke-free safe space policies were forcibly removed.

You will never breed, end it now. I'd normally honest hate and point out you could possibly date-rape some catholic girl, but you're too beta for that to be an option. Your spineless betadom will never impress a girl, or even get anyone to actually want to spend time with you. Do you keep a spread sheet of people in real life who have opinions you don't like? I bet you do, you chode-dicked waste of sperm. You definitely seem like the kind. I'd chide you about being overlooked by Lowtax, but I can tell you don't actually care for that drug-addled manchild, despite him being at least indirectly responsible for you having the closest thing to actual power you'll ever experience.

Your death at your own hands would harm no one. I know you think Ozma likes you, but look at Hondarider. She doesn't actually give a shit. Like you pretending to care about people to stroke your own ego, Ozma does the same thing. Literally no one gives a shit about you. You are only useful to Ozma. Sorry, were useful. Getting owned publicly by a twelve year old and offering to show him your penis has now made you more tainted than a guy who suggested LSD to a drug addict. You know you won't take the mod parachute, because your e-cred is all you have left in life (your word isn't worth shit, and you have no balls).

Find a painless way to kill yourself now, before it gets worse. This recent round of shit was instant karma from you doxxing nerds on the internet. Its only a matter of time before all your other shitty, petty, pathetic behaviors turn around and come calling on you. Do you want to be there when it happens? You're better off following the footsteps of friend and ending it now, before it gets any worse.

In closing, kill yourself.

You will die alone anyway, might as well speed up the process.

Abe is a colossal fucking faggot but c'mon son  :eminem:

Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: bongo bongo on August 12, 2014, 09:38:34 PM
Are those FYADers in the arc behind him?
(l-r)  lyle, cool buff man, prefuse, skylark, harry potter, brendle, barnacle jim

I thought the dude with the yellow plaid shirt was spokker.  :jesse:

The guy in the blue jeans to the right of him is an fyad but I forgot his name
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Death Camp for Cutie on August 12, 2014, 10:06:26 PM
harry potter is cool i touched his shoulder, also capnpayne only i punched him

E: I'm shocked the 1500 new posts in QCS were about sports and not the leak
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Turd Ferguson on August 12, 2014, 11:41:13 PM
Holy crap his star is gone. When did that happen?
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: fishoil on August 12, 2014, 11:42:10 PM
Abe doesn't have a star by his name anymore  ? ???

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3657447&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post433461450


(http://imgur.com/viRhtk8.jpg)
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: professional lurker on August 12, 2014, 11:43:58 PM
Holy crap his star is gone. When did that happen?


Special Message From Senor Lowtax
Sorry Downtown Abey is a moderator/admin and you are not allowed to ignore him or her.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: bongo bongo on August 12, 2014, 11:50:05 PM
the admins are notoriously slow when it comes to removing people from teh forums index and stuff like that

he's gone just like he said he would be :nixon:
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on August 12, 2014, 11:51:07 PM
Bet he passes his spreadsheet of forbidden posters on to Franco.

Some traditions must be upheld. Especially the retarded ones.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: ASMR fart huffer on August 12, 2014, 11:52:49 PM
ADIOS FAGGOT
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Slacktivist on August 12, 2014, 11:53:26 PM
Somebody should tell that 12 year old that he won(again.)
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Ghostse on August 12, 2014, 11:53:34 PM
dammit this is going to the CAD thread all over again. Lowtax is going to start promoting mods and admins who, while terrible, aren't the terrible power hungry depots that preceeded them, and this board will become dull because SA doesn't suck as much or as hilariously as previously.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: SvM on August 12, 2014, 11:55:50 PM
ADIOS FAGGOT
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Ghostse on August 12, 2014, 11:57:47 PM
ADIOS FAGGOT
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on August 12, 2014, 11:57:56 PM
dammit this is going to the CAD thread all over again. Lowtax is going to start promoting mods and admins who, while terrible, aren't the terrible power hungry depots that preceeded them, and this board will become dull because SA doesn't suck as much or as hilariously as previously.

It'll be some loser who posts 400 times a day in the Ladies Chatting thread or Nite Crew.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: professional lurker on August 13, 2014, 12:09:07 AM
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3657447&pagenumber=2&perpage=40#post433462444

Quote from: Downtown Abey" post="433462444
i've retired :)

Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: asdf on August 13, 2014, 12:14:26 AM
holy shit he actually quit
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Turd Ferguson on August 13, 2014, 12:15:19 AM
I can't fucking believe there are posts in which users THANK him for his service. Jesus fuckin christ
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on August 13, 2014, 12:25:58 AM
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3657447&pagenumber=2&perpage=40#post433462444

Quote from: Downtown Abey" post="433462444
i've retired :)

Sorry Downtown Abey is a moderator/admin and you are not allowed to ignore him or her.

Sure as shit hasn't left
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on August 13, 2014, 12:34:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/hQe9uNj.gif)
Title: Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Obese-N-Wiggered on August 13, 2014, 12:41:12 AM
That the people involved in stalking the 12 year old are getting real-world consequences for it is a good thing, considering they explicitly sexually harassed him and made plans to murder him. I love how that gang of psychos flips out whenever people bring this up.

That solikebasically chick is a real classy dame: https://vine.co/v/hKIX5WnqhYm

I hope she and Abe finally meet up and become twu soulmates.  :allears:
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on August 13, 2014, 12:47:36 AM
GET AIDS FAGGOT
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: HondaRider271 on August 13, 2014, 12:58:02 AM
This is one small step for man, one giant leap for goonkind.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: ompb on August 13, 2014, 12:58:12 AM
Crazy bitches always have menstrual problems so she might be on birth control to regulate that.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on August 13, 2014, 01:09:04 AM
Cross off another one from the bucket fagget list.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: EaglesDick on August 13, 2014, 01:10:56 AM
I love knowing that abe prob read this thread and thought, "haha you fuckers! see I finally did quit thread irrelevant" without a hint of self introspection
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on August 13, 2014, 01:15:15 AM
abe is as self-aware as a snail
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: EaglesDick on August 13, 2014, 01:49:42 AM
someones never heard of snailplay
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Fiesta Cat Was Framed on August 13, 2014, 02:54:45 AM
someones never heard of snailplay

(http://i.imgur.com/XUU8dbD.png)
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: bareback bathhouse sodomy on August 13, 2014, 03:20:40 AM
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3657447&pagenumber=2&perpage=40#post433462444

Quote from: Downtown Abey" post="433462444
i've retired :)

Sorry Downtown Abey is a moderator/admin and you are not allowed to ignore him or her.

Sure as shit hasn't left
When you tried to ignore him, your account got automatically added to the spreadsheet; Abey didn't leave, he set a trap.

https://vine.co/v/hmuPYv1YEBw

Um if she's a lesbian why is she on birth control?

Maybe she's only a lesbian when guys like Abe approach her.
Eh,  in the interests of Honest Hate many, many Women are lesbians. I'd say about 98% of the women I personally know are lesbians  :goonsay:
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on August 13, 2014, 03:22:53 AM
One of Black Baby Goku's alts posted the mod forum leak on SA and not only did they ban him in seconds but they sent the thread off to the secret forum so no one could read it in the Gas Chamber.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on August 13, 2014, 03:46:52 AM
One of Black Baby Goku's alts posted the mod forum leak on SA and not only did they ban him in seconds but they sent the thread off to the secret forum so no one could read it in the Gas Chamber.

still, the SA posters who get it already lurk here; the rest stick their fingers into their ears and would ignore the evidence anyways.

like everything else, this will slowly build some critical mass as more people become aware that richie-poo et. al. are hiding something.  rather than address it up front, he'll let it fester and become a much bigger deal than the briefly "painful" revelation addressing that the sadmins aren't a homogeneous group and have their own discussions and disagreements, which might actually serve to humanize some of them. more posters will be post this, get banned and lowtax will predictably spazz out.

another opportunity to build some goodwill with his ever-dwindling userbase pissed away again by lowtax.

(http://i.imgur.com/GahVv.gif)
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: E/N Superstar on August 13, 2014, 03:48:33 AM
How in the fuck do you "retire" from being a moderator on an Internet forum?
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: sub-base turf sniffing boner diarist on August 13, 2014, 05:18:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/hQe9uNj.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/J63KYXs.gif)
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: FUCK! on August 13, 2014, 06:37:40 AM
trying to deny abe is a fag is like the government denying area 51. they gotta do it, but c'mon

Abe is a fucking odd looking person, maybe he's an escapee
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Nig Disliker on August 13, 2014, 07:31:26 AM
SS's greatest achievement yet?
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Sum Beezy on August 13, 2014, 07:59:35 AM
SS's greatest achievement yet?

This is good, but it can't compare to Aatrek.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Martin Looter King on August 13, 2014, 09:05:44 AM
We won.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on August 13, 2014, 09:09:25 AM
False Fag Operation to root out pantsshitters.

He'll be back, just like Ozma came back.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Legal Swedish Rape Gang on August 13, 2014, 09:09:58 AM
SS's greatest achievement yet?

This is good, but it can't compare to Aatrek.

I don't think anything will ever top Aatrek.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: FreakyDeaky on August 13, 2014, 09:12:18 AM
ADIAWS FAGGIT
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: J Dog on August 13, 2014, 09:14:09 AM
We won.

Everybody wins. 

1. Something Awful gets rids of one of its worst moderators and white noise shitposters. 
2. SS gets to gloat over a retarded nerd who crashed and burned after being owned by a 12 year old.
3. Abe now has an excuse to get off the internet and pull his life together, or kill himself.  Really, either would be an improvement.


Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on August 13, 2014, 10:02:17 AM
3. Abe now has an excuse to get off the internet and pull his life together, or kill himself.  Really, either would be an improvement.

Or what he'll more likely do, infest Twitter and continue to white knight for broken feminists while secretly wishing he could ban people.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on August 13, 2014, 10:20:21 AM
False Fag Operation to root out pantsshitters.

He'll be back, just like Ozma came back.

This x a billion

Oh ye shameful faggots who think this isn't some honeypot trap.


 :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: rockchalk on August 13, 2014, 10:21:47 AM
I don't think anything will ever top Aatrek.

What about his cellmate?
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Legal Swedish Rape Gang on August 13, 2014, 10:56:48 AM
I don't think anything will ever top Aatrek.

What about his cellmate?

:noice:
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on August 13, 2014, 11:52:24 AM
Eh, I think Caylen (quit calling him abe, Caylen is more fun) is gone. His shitty behavior got him professionally reprimanded. He prolly scurrd he gon' lose his job in vidya if he keeps up the shenanigans.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Martin Looter King on August 13, 2014, 12:09:00 PM
Realtalk: I wish Caylen well.  I hope he can put down the internet and de-goon himself.  I'd love to see a AMA on Redit in 5 years where he talks about his transformation from virgoon to normal man, possibly starting a family.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: SvM on August 13, 2014, 12:26:08 PM
Realtalk: I wish Caylen well.  I hope he can put down the internet and de-goon himself.  I'd love to see a AMA on Redit in 5 years where he talks about his transformation from virgoon to normal man, possibly starting a family.

Hahahahaha.

Nah.

ADIOS FAGGOT

Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Nig Disliker on August 13, 2014, 02:17:30 PM
I agree.  Those almost teary realtalks about these faggots getting lives (or in Abe's case, getting laid) is a waste of time.  Abe stepped back because he was worried that Doxxnet and 4chan would keep coming after him until he loses his job at EA and his name is so fucked that any employer who runs an internet search will come across posts about him making fun of preteen boy penises.  He also knows that if he steps down and fucks off, they'll leave him alone, which is true because nobody here gives a fuck about what loosechanj or Brojo is doing; they were demodded and no fucks were given after that.  Chances are Abe will just replace his SA modding time with some other pointless activity.  Maybe he'll keep posting on SA now that he is demodded.  Maybe he will just run to Reddit (the likely option).  Chances of these shitwits unfucking their lives is so low as to be a statistical outlier.  These faggots never believe they're doing anything wrong, they feel they have to step down because the Neo-Nazis and cishet bigots will keep charging after him.  It's giving up, much like how they should give up on life.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: bongo bongo on August 13, 2014, 02:29:09 PM
Abe was just bluffing on the mod forums when he said he was going to quit, the mod forum leak is what pushed him to actually quit no doubt.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Juniper1 on August 13, 2014, 02:51:02 PM
One day without Abe, and the whole forum falls apart. Guess he was making the whole thing work after all.  :myecred:
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Martin Looter King on August 13, 2014, 02:52:32 PM
Abe was just bluffing on the mod forums when he said he was going to quit, the mod forum leak is what pushed him to actually quit no doubt.

This is what I choose to believe, and is probably what really happened.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on August 13, 2014, 02:58:09 PM
It's kind of funny that when anime child porn is pointed out to them it takes months of hand-wringing to delete it but someone posts a screenshot of the mod forum and it literally is deleted in seconds.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Concerned Pyschologist on August 13, 2014, 03:16:22 PM
Realtalk: I wish Caylen well.  I hope he can put down the internet and de-goon himself.  I'd love to see a AMA on Redit in 5 years where he talks about his transformation from virgoon to normal man, possibly starting a family.

ya and i hope he posts about it from his flying car

on mars

also, what are the odds this is a wackyzany prank by abe to try and relive the glory days of when he was relevant
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Dead by 22 on August 13, 2014, 03:43:40 PM
Plot twist: Abe was the mod forum leak all along because he thrives off of negative attention like a toddler.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: posting ironically on August 13, 2014, 04:49:22 PM
Tell us more about how to detect a sense of humor, Abe, because you've just fucking nailed it.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: reactionary on August 13, 2014, 04:49:57 PM
Who do they think is leaking the mod forum?
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: fishoil on August 13, 2014, 04:52:00 PM
Lol at recommending Trixie Hardcore wtf is wrong with him
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Martin Looter King on August 13, 2014, 04:54:50 PM
I guess nothing will be done about it, oh well.

What a faggot.

Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Martin Looter King on August 13, 2014, 04:56:02 PM
Also, nominations... lol.  Read that second screenshot in your head with a John Kerry voice. 

Vibe of the new world order.  What a faggot.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: posting ironically on August 13, 2014, 04:57:27 PM
Guys, here's another post to make it really clear that I'm taking all of this in stride, totally casual, just so you know that guys!
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on August 13, 2014, 04:57:34 PM
Its 25 years later and Caylen is still crying from his boo boos and being picked on by the cool kids.  :smug:
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Martin Looter King on August 13, 2014, 05:01:06 PM
Caylen, I know you are reading this thread.

Dude, how many years have you been a mod?  Did Lowtax even give a shit about all the work/time you put into these forums?  Nope.  Did he beg you to stay?  Did that fat cunt beg you to stay?  Nope.  Oddly enough the people here care more about you than any of those fucks.

Do the right thing and post here and confirm all the shit we've been saying about SA, Lowtax, the den of pedo mods, and fat oxmas.

Afterwards, turn off your internet and enjoy life.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: DislusionalFanastyWorld on August 13, 2014, 05:07:00 PM
Lol at recommending Trixie Hardcore wtf is wrong with him

that was breathtaking, yeah. (both that he thinks anyone cares about his "nominations" and that he'd pick that moron.)
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: ASMR fart huffer on August 13, 2014, 05:08:08 PM
Just fuck off already abe you drama queen faggot
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on August 13, 2014, 05:15:43 PM
Abe is just a miserable human being at heart and the thought of anyone having fun in GBS angers him.  Since he won't be around to crash people's parties and fun times in GBS (lol), he naturally nominates another equally miserable and bad poster to follow in his footsteps.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: posting ironically on August 13, 2014, 05:18:57 PM
Francostein is the mod forum leaker, hth
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on August 13, 2014, 05:24:20 PM
I know doxxnet is gonna be sore about this, but I'm gonna spill the beans.

The mod leaker(s) are the mod(s) I nominated in the 2014 demodding pool that haven't left yet.

Someone screencap this post before gapo disappears it and sends the GAPOGESTAPO after me.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on August 13, 2014, 05:26:51 PM
If Lowtax were competent at all he'd immediately ban anyone Abe recommended as his replacement(s) on the way out.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: reactionary on August 13, 2014, 05:30:13 PM
If Lowtax were competent at all he'd immediately ban anyone Abe recommended as his replacement(s) on the way out.
g0m (no they will not) is a good poster, though I guess modding can turn people gay pretty quick
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on August 13, 2014, 05:35:08 PM
Francostein is the mod forum leaker, hth
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Rape Artist on August 13, 2014, 05:39:30 PM
Caylen you should find one of those women what will have sex with you in exchange for american dollars
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Nig Disliker on August 13, 2014, 06:23:12 PM
Caylen you should find one of those women what will have sex with you in exchange for american dollars

Helena Bottom-Farter is unemployed.  If Abe throws her $250 I bet she'll let him fuck her.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Fiesta Cat Was Framed on August 13, 2014, 06:36:15 PM
If Lowtax were competent at all he'd immediately ban anyone Abe recommended as his replacement(s) on the way out.
g0m (no they will not) is a good poster, though I guess modding can turn people gay pretty quick

it was g0m who owned abe every day for a month, i guess caylen is trying to roll with th punches even on his way out?
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: dolonium on August 13, 2014, 06:50:26 PM
Gaylen got owned so hard he has Stockholm Syndrome
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Waltzing Matilda on August 13, 2014, 07:10:17 PM
I'll lay money that Ozma is doing the same thing. Planning a discreet exit after a thorough SASSing so as not to draw attention to it.

I don't think it's related to SASS.  She probably got sick of people hailing Lowtax as a prodigal son and sucking his dick whenever he deigns to make an appearance while he consistently ignores communication from all of the admins except Garbage Day even when it's about real issues. 

The last couple of times he's reappeared  he's overturned decisions which the admins have stuck by in spite of overwhelming criticism and I suspect Ozma resents that as she seems to view herself as the forum saviour and the only person holding them together.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Rape Artist on August 13, 2014, 07:16:23 PM
I'll lay money that Ozma is doing the same thing. Planning a discreet exit after a thorough SASSing so as not to draw attention to it.

I don't think it's related to SASS.  She probably got sick of people hailing Lowtax as a prodigal son and sucking his dick whenever he deigns to make an appearance while he consistently ignores communication from all of the admins except Garbage Day even when it's about real issues. 

The last couple of times he's reappeared  he's overturned decisions which the admins have stuck by in spite of overwhelming criticism and I suspect Ozma resents that as she seems to view herself as the forum saviour and the only person holding them together.

Yeah Ozma openly shit-talked Lowtax when she came back from her last absence. Basically said he's an absentee admin, leaves everyone in the dark, is a horrible communicator, everything is broken and he doesn't give a shit and all the mods are basically just doing whatever they want.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on August 13, 2014, 07:18:46 PM
I'll lay money that Ozma is doing the same thing. Planning a discreet exit after a thorough SASSing so as not to draw attention to it.

I don't think it's related to SASS.  She probably got sick of people hailing Lowtax as a prodigal son and sucking his dick whenever he deigns to make an appearance while he consistently ignores communication from all of the admins except Garbage Day even when it's about real issues. 

The last couple of times he's reappeared  he's overturned decisions which the admins have stuck by in spite of overwhelming criticism and I suspect Ozma resents that as she seems to view herself as the forum saviour and the only person holding them together.

Yeah Ozma openly shit-talked Lowtax when she came back from her last absence. Basically said he's an absentee admin, leaves everyone in the dark, is a horrible communicator, everything is broken and he doesn't give a shit and all the mods are basically just doing whatever they want.
She isn't wrong about this.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Peak Nigger on August 13, 2014, 07:23:15 PM
I'll lay money that Ozma is doing the same thing. Planning a discreet exit after a thorough SASSing so as not to draw attention to it.

I don't think it's related to SASS.  She probably got sick of people hailing Lowtax as a prodigal son and sucking his dick whenever he deigns to make an appearance while he consistently ignores communication from all of the admins except Garbage Day even when it's about real issues. 

The last couple of times he's reappeared  he's overturned decisions which the admins have stuck by in spite of overwhelming criticism and I suspect Ozma resents that as she seems to view herself as the forum saviour and the only person holding them together.

Yeah Ozma openly shit-talked Lowtax when she came back from her last absence. Basically said he's an absentee admin, leaves everyone in the dark, is a horrible communicator, everything is broken and he doesn't give a shit and all the mods are basically just doing whatever they want.
She isn't wrong about this.
She could leave and become a productive member of ahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: professional lurker on August 13, 2014, 07:27:57 PM
Trixie Hardcore posts all the time and had a thread about their obsession with dicks, so really it's basically new boss same as the old boss.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: GFR on August 13, 2014, 07:34:55 PM
I know doxxnet is gonna be sore about this, but I'm gonna spill the beans.

The mod leaker(s) are the mod(s) I nominated in the 2014 demodding pool that haven't left yet.

Someone screencap this post before gapo disappears it and sends the GAPOGESTAPO after me.

Nope, I have it on good authority that it's Oxma. (fat)
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: David Jew on August 13, 2014, 07:39:35 PM
these are all good theories about the identity of the leaker but my money is on it being guy nobody ever heard of who moderates the niche topic subforum
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: professional lurker on August 13, 2014, 07:43:25 PM
Vilerat faked his death to establish his cover to leak the mod forum
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Waltzing Matilda on August 13, 2014, 07:43:46 PM
these are all good theories about the identity of the leaker but my money is on it being guy nobody ever heard of who moderates the niche topic subforum

It's Lowtax.  He hates the forums, the mods and the admins and wants them to be suspicious of each other and look petty.  And because he owns the forums there's not a damned thing they can do about it when they work out that he's the one doing it.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Aran on August 13, 2014, 07:59:55 PM
these are all good theories about the identity of the leaker but my money is on it being guy nobody ever heard of who moderates the niche topic subforum

It's Lowtax.  He hates the forums, the mods and the admins and wants them to be suspicious of each other and look petty.  And because he owns the forums there's not a damned thing they can do about it when they work out that he's the one doing it.

That would be the most hilarious thing to come from SA ever
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Pleasant Rectal Itch on August 13, 2014, 08:29:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/hQe9uNj.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/J63KYXs.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/jQy7Ovl.gif)
Trixie Hardcore posts all the time and had a thread about their obsession with dicks, so really it's basically new boss same as the old boss.

Maybe she will give him a pity lay if they do get modded since he put in the nomination.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Waltzing Matilda on August 13, 2014, 08:33:03 PM
Much as Abe likes to portray the Twitter backlash as being related to him being a SomethingAwful moderator, it wasn't.  4 chan and co found out the details of a number of people involved in that and went after them and the others weren't SA mods.  It's his behaviour on Twitter - unconnected to his behaviour on SA - which caused that particular shitstorm and those who contacted the employers of the dipshits involved would have done so whether or not Abe was an SA mod.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: unprivsplain on August 13, 2014, 08:42:11 PM
I'll lay money that Ozma is doing the same thing. Planning a discreet exit after a thorough SASSing so as not to draw attention to it.

I don't think it's related to SASS.  She probably got sick of people hailing Lowtax as a prodigal son and sucking his dick whenever he deigns to make an appearance while he consistently ignores communication from all of the admins except Garbage Day even when it's about real issues. 

The last couple of times he's reappeared  he's overturned decisions which the admins have stuck by in spite of overwhelming criticism and I suspect Ozma resents that as she seems to view herself as the forum saviour and the only person holding them together.

Yeah Ozma openly shit-talked Lowtax when she came back from her last absence. Basically said he's an absentee admin, leaves everyone in the dark, is a horrible communicator, everything is broken and he doesn't give a shit and all the mods are basically just doing whatever they want.
I don't really buy this because this is how it's been for atleast 8 years. Since like 2001, Lowtax has been trying to pawn off all forum responsibilities onto someone else.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe &quot;I just Can't Quit You&quot;
Post by: 6a on August 13, 2014, 09:03:49 PM
Just remember, no matter how hard your day is, there are goons out there who are despondent over these developments.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on August 13, 2014, 09:04:41 PM
Since this keeps being asked - yes Caylen is a virgin. He owned up to it in fyad a few years ago, falsely thinking it was more common than it was. He got dogpiled and just pretended it never happened. He seemed genuinely surprised he was goofed on.

I'd look for it but I'd sooner put my cock in a mousetrap than give SA my cc details again. As I've said, I can't believe those who do, indiscriminately, after everything.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: professional lurker on August 13, 2014, 09:07:39 PM
Since this keeps being asked - yes Caylen is a virgin. He owned up to it in fyad a few years ago, falsely thinking it was more common than it was. He got dogpiled and just pretended it never happened. He seemed genuinely surprised he was goofed on.

I'd look for it but I'd sooner put my cock in a mousetrap than give SA my cc details again. As I've said, I can't believe those who do, indiscriminately, after everything.

Don't bother because:

1) The website is down
2) Search is down
3) Archives are down

...also it would probably constitute highly illegal helldumping.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Fiesta Cat Was Framed on August 13, 2014, 09:18:58 PM
Since this keeps being asked - yes Caylen is a virgin. He owned up to it in fyad a few years ago, falsely thinking it was more common than it was. He got dogpiled and just pretended it never happened. He seemed genuinely surprised he was goofed on.

I'd look for it but I'd sooner put my cock in a mousetrap than give SA my cc details again. As I've said, I can't believe those who do, indiscriminately, after everything.

we should hire him a prostitute as a going-away present
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: David Jew on August 13, 2014, 09:25:53 PM
let raspy get him a hooker
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Yankees are Scum on August 13, 2014, 10:31:03 PM
let raspy get him a hooker

No let raspy be his hooker.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on August 13, 2014, 10:33:35 PM
I'll lay money that Ozma is doing the same thing. Planning a discreet exit after a thorough SASSing so as not to draw attention to it.

I don't think it's related to SASS.  She probably got sick of people hailing Lowtax as a prodigal son and sucking his dick whenever he deigns to make an appearance while he consistently ignores communication from all of the admins except Garbage Day even when it's about real issues. 

The last couple of times he's reappeared  he's overturned decisions which the admins have stuck by in spite of overwhelming criticism and I suspect Ozma resents that as she seems to view herself as the forum saviour and the only person holding them together.

Yeah Ozma openly shit-talked Lowtax when she came back from her last absence. Basically said he's an absentee admin, leaves everyone in the dark, is a horrible communicator, everything is broken and he doesn't give a shit and all the mods are basically just doing whatever they want.
I don't really buy this because this is how it's been for atleast 8 years. Since like 2001, Lowtax has been trying to pawn off all forum responsibilities onto someone else.
Even the most battered of battered wives have a limit and will eventually put a spoonful of antifreeze in the old man's coffee.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Dead by 22 on August 13, 2014, 11:23:44 PM
If abe's choices for mods had any sense, they'd turn down the offer. Who the fuck wants to mod gbs?
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: GFR on August 14, 2014, 01:10:35 AM
Who the fuck wants to mod gbs?

If anyone had any sense, they'd mod GBS just like I mod here: as little as humanly fucking possible.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: bareback bathhouse sodomy on August 14, 2014, 03:09:27 AM
Who the fuck wants to mod gbs?

If anyone had any sense, they'd mod GBS just like I mod here: as little as humanly fucking possible.
The lesser the moderation the better the forums apt to be, I've always felt.
I don't know who the mods, admins or owners of this site are and I have no desire to learn.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: EaglesDick on August 14, 2014, 03:35:08 AM
they're trying in that regard. Abe was one of the last of the old guard tards. Its just years too late.

Kewpuh even seems to have gotten it and changed for the better.
Quote
It was just kind of the way it was for a long time. Like with me, I got kind of dumped into modding Games when Zorak got moved to just anime forum and LP or whatever. So I went from having like 0 reports ever to deal with when it was just MMO HMO to having a ton. So I'd open up reports forum and see like 75 shits in there and be like "okay so theyre reported for not using shift key I guess a punishment is required here since thats the way its always been okay then" *mashes 1 day probation button* and it was like this for pretty much everything. I can tell you that with me, there was basically zero fucking thought that went into any of it, just 100% status quo. There were always punishments before for typing like a baby or arguing with people or doing whatever so I guess I thought my job was to just keep it going the way it was. It was probably like this for all of us for the past few years. Like, I think maybe we thought the heavy moderation was to thank for making Games better than Gamefaqs or whatever the other games forums are but in reality I think maybe Games was better because the quality of posters were better to begin with and it was kind of shitty of us in retrospect to not see that.

Blindly handing out punishments and active contempt for the userbase might be bad for a forum!!!!????
Like we might dislike the userbase but if they asked me to be a mod I'd say no because I don't respect the users. I'd be a bad mod.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: mart on August 14, 2014, 06:46:19 AM
Trixie Hardcore posts all the time and had a thread about their obsession with dicks, so really it's basically new boss same as the old boss.

Maybe she will give him a pity lay if they do get modded since he put in the nomination.

Trixie Hardcore's not a she dude.

Quote from: Trixie Hardcore" post="428187492
The idea that someone who still uses the word "trannies" in the year of our Lord 2014 thinks those guys are a little too insensitive probably says everything I need to know about them.


Quote from: Trixie Hardcore" post="428190966
"Tranny" is a derogatory term, most transgender people consider it dehumanizing so if you don't want to be shitty to other people you could avoid using it. "Trans" is an acceptable word if it's too inconvenient to say "transgender person" because you've got a busy schedule of dressing up as Chief Wahoo & calling women who won't date you dykes.

e: bb I know it's tough to change, my grandma refuses to stop using "negro" because she doesn't think them coloreds should be so sensitive.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: EaglesDick on August 14, 2014, 06:57:27 AM
cool, they've been dancing around it for years. Effeminate dudes, asexual monster cat ladies etc. But we finally might get a troonmod
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: J Dog on August 14, 2014, 07:28:17 AM
Kewpuh 'getting it' by posting long explanations about what does and does not constitute good posting means that he is still a huge faggot.   The state of games (what a gay fucking topic) boils down to one fucking question: are people still posting? 

Quote from: Trixie Hardcore" post="428187492
The idea that someone who still uses the word "trannies" in the year of our Lord 2014 thinks those guys are a little too insensitive probably says everything I need to know about them.

How is this guy not already a mod?
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: EaglesDick on August 14, 2014, 07:49:59 AM
Kewpuh 'getting it' by posting long explanations about what does and does not constitute good posting means that he is still a huge faggot.   The state of games (what a gay fucking topic) boils down to one fucking question: are people still posting? 

Quote from: Trixie Hardcore" post="428187492
The idea that someone who still uses the word "trannies" in the year of our Lord 2014 thinks those guys are a little too insensitive probably says everything I need to know about them.

How is this guy not already a mod?

I thought the fact he was a faggot went without saying. Games is the only forum thats expanded/stayed the same in this traffic decline
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: unprivsplain on August 14, 2014, 08:50:31 AM
they're trying in that regard. Abe was one of the last of the old guard tards. Its just years too late.

Kewpuh even seems to have gotten it and changed for the better.
Quote
It was just kind of the way it was for a long time. Like with me, I got kind of dumped into modding Games when Zorak got moved to just anime forum and LP or whatever. So I went from having like 0 reports ever to deal with when it was just MMO HMO to having a ton. So I'd open up reports forum and see like 75 shits in there and be like "okay so theyre reported for not using shift key I guess a punishment is required here since thats the way its always been okay then" *mashes 1 day probation button* and it was like this for pretty much everything. I can tell you that with me, there was basically zero fucking thought that went into any of it, just 100% status quo. There were always punishments before for typing like a baby or arguing with people or doing whatever so I guess I thought my job was to just keep it going the way it was. It was probably like this for all of us for the past few years. Like, I think maybe we thought the heavy moderation was to thank for making Games better than Gamefaqs or whatever the other games forums are but in reality I think maybe Games was better because the quality of posters were better to begin with and it was kind of shitty of us in retrospect to not see that.

Blindly handing out punishments and active contempt for the userbase might be bad for a forum!!!!????
Like we might dislike the userbase but if they asked me to be a mod I'd say no because I don't respect the users. I'd be a bad mod.
This is really a failure on the admins more than him (although he is still an idiot). Even 10 year olds setup hierarchies of approvals for things, while moderation at SA just kind of appears to be a bunch of idiots doing what they want when they're not ganging up on a poster for being mean to them.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: GFR on August 14, 2014, 12:01:52 PM
they're trying in that regard. Abe was one of the last of the old guard tards. Its just years too late.

Kewpuh even seems to have gotten it and changed for the better.
Quote
It was just kind of the way it was for a long time. Like with me, I got kind of dumped into modding Games when Zorak got moved to just anime forum and LP or whatever. So I went from having like 0 reports ever to deal with when it was just MMO HMO to having a ton. So I'd open up reports forum and see like 75 shits in there and be like "okay so theyre reported for not using shift key I guess a punishment is required here since thats the way its always been okay then" *mashes 1 day probation button* and it was like this for pretty much everything. I can tell you that with me, there was basically zero fucking thought that went into any of it, just 100% status quo. There were always punishments before for typing like a baby or arguing with people or doing whatever so I guess I thought my job was to just keep it going the way it was. It was probably like this for all of us for the past few years. Like, I think maybe we thought the heavy moderation was to thank for making Games better than Gamefaqs or whatever the other games forums are but in reality I think maybe Games was better because the quality of posters were better to begin with and it was kind of shitty of us in retrospect to not see that.

Blindly handing out punishments and active contempt for the userbase might be bad for a forum!!!!????
Like we might dislike the userbase but if they asked me to be a mod I'd say no because I don't respect the users. I'd be a bad mod.
This is really a failure on the admins more than him (although he is still an idiot). Even 10 year olds setup hierarchies of approvals for things, while moderation at SA just kind of appears to be a bunch of idiots doing what they want when they're not ganging up on a poster for being mean to them.

The agreed upon moderation style here (For the most part):   

Is it illegal? i.e. CP get the fucking rid of it, ban the user.

Is the thread off topic for the forum? i.e. shitpost thread in Dislocated Shoulder? Move to relevant forum.

Shitposter posting shit? Lean on the regulars to run his ass out on a rail. If that doesn't work, plex the shitposter.

Item 1 has never, and hopefully never will come up.

Item 2 is something I've done a bunch of times, but it's not really worth mentioning anymore than that.

Item 3 can be nerve-wracking because people are by and large lazy, and want someone else to do the work for them. Besides, isn't running of shitposters supposed to be fun? I'll get around to plexing, but it's not now or ever really a priority for me.

It's not that I don't really care about SASS, I do, it's that I have confidence in SASSillians hall monitoring their own forum and running off the shitposters.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Rape Artist on August 14, 2014, 12:04:50 PM
there was a bunch of moderation of NSFW / NSFL shitposts a year ago when some tranny thought it'd be great to shock people with sex change operation photos
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Chael P Sonnen on August 14, 2014, 12:09:44 PM
there was a bunch of moderation of NSFW / NSFL shitposts a year ago when some tranny thought it'd be great to shock people with sex change operation photos

And that's okay with me, sometimes I wanna read my niggerdeath forum in public and I don't need someone looking over my shoulder and seeing mutilated junk

There's an entire subforum where NWS shit flies if it's something you genuinely care about (I like it, I made the titty thread)

Moderation is janitorial work, you clean up messes every once in a while and move shit around to keep shit clean.

It really ain't that hard
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: RunForrestRun on August 14, 2014, 12:12:27 PM
The attention whoring of Trixie Hardcore in every other thread is really, really annoying. I didn't know it was a tranny tho.

GBS doesn't need another mod, the traffic in that Forum is wayyy down.

That being said, of course Trixie Hardcore will become the next mod and even be worse than Caylan, because that faggot will throw even bigger bitchfits when the thread isn't about him.

Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Fiesta Cat Was Framed on August 14, 2014, 01:03:29 PM
brb, pre-emptively ignoring trixie hardcore

g0m would be far better but probably wouldn't accept the job
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on August 14, 2014, 01:09:44 PM
Trixie Hardcore posts all the time and had a thread about their obsession with dicks, so really it's basically new boss same as the old boss.

Maybe she will give him a pity lay if they do get modded since he put in the nomination.

Trixie Hardcore's not a she dude.

Quote from: Trixie Hardcore" post="428187492
The idea that someone who still uses the word "trannies" in the year of our Lord 2014 thinks those guys are a little too insensitive probably says everything I need to know about them.


Quote from: Trixie Hardcore" post="428190966
"Tranny" is a derogatory term, most transgender people consider it dehumanizing so if you don't want to be shitty to other people you could avoid using it. "Trans" is an acceptable word if it's too inconvenient to say "transgender person" because you've got a busy schedule of dressing up as Chief Wahoo & calling women who won't date you dykes.

e: bb I know it's tough to change, my grandma refuses to stop using "negro" because she doesn't think them coloreds should be so sensitive.

Sorry, it's tranny, Trixie Faglord.

Or truck anchor, doesn't matter to me.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on August 14, 2014, 01:13:24 PM
Sorry Downtown Abey is a moderator/admin and you are not allowed to ignore him or her.

 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on August 14, 2014, 01:16:26 PM
brb, pre-emptively ignoring trixie hardcore

g0m would be far better but probably wouldn't accept the job

Trigger Warning: Biotruths from SA forum.

About Trixie Hardcore

There have been 4969 posts made by Trixie Hardcore, an average of 1.68 posts per day, since registering on Jun 30, 2006. Trixie Hardcore claims to be a female.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=99008
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: ompb on August 14, 2014, 02:01:39 PM
Trixie Hardcore claims to be a female.

This moron has not provided any additional info. The lack of a gender-specific pronoun here is in no way intended as sexism.

I agree its probably a troon.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Pleasant Rectal Itch on August 14, 2014, 04:19:55 PM
Trixie Hardcore posts all the time and had a thread about their obsession with dicks, so really it's basically new boss same as the old boss.

Maybe she will give him a pity lay if they do get modded since he put in the nomination.

Trixie Hardcore's not a she dude.


My bad, I didn't know he was a tranny so if he is post-op maybe Abe will be able to tap that. Any port in a storm my friend.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: David Jew on August 14, 2014, 04:29:05 PM
Trixie Hardcore's not a she dude.
i think thats actually exactly what trixie hardcore is
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Ghostse on August 14, 2014, 04:43:04 PM
lol if you think Oxma(fat) will let a tranny into either of her secret clubs.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Americas Most Trusted News Source on August 14, 2014, 04:56:59 PM
Sorry Downtown Abey is a moderator/admin and you are not allowed to ignore him or her.

 :rolleyes:

He didn't quit, he was promoted to the prestigious position of moderator emeritus
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Dead by 22 on August 14, 2014, 06:22:53 PM
Reading between the lines, kewpuh is saying that administrators wanted to maintain the status quo.

Fuck the admins.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Waltzing Matilda on August 14, 2014, 06:32:28 PM
Reading between the lines, kewpuh is saying that administrators wanted to maintain the status quo.



Has there ever been any doubt about that?
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: bongo bongo on August 14, 2014, 10:04:03 PM
I'm enjoying these mod forum leaks very much but I'm also excited for the inevitable fallout when the outer gets ousted.  :allears:
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: internet culture on August 14, 2014, 10:48:18 PM
Quote
"Tranny" is a derogatory term, most transgender people consider it dehumanizing so if you don't want to be shitty to other people you could avoid using it. "Trans" is an acceptable word if it's too inconvenient to say "transgender person" because you've got a busy schedule of dressing up as Chief Wahoo & calling women who won't date you dykes.
jesus fucking christ
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Waltzing Matilda on August 14, 2014, 11:51:09 PM
Quote
"Tranny" is a derogatory term, most transgender people consider it dehumanizing so if you don't want to be shitty to other people you could avoid using it. "Trans" is an acceptable word if it's too inconvenient to say "transgender person" because you've got a busy schedule of dressing up as Chief Wahoo & calling women who won't date you dykes.

Of course if you're a tranny and women won't date you it's perfectly OK to call them TERFs.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on August 15, 2014, 08:12:16 AM
What do you call a MtF transperson who believes they have become an actual woman and exclude other MtF transpeople as TRANSwomen?

Artificial TERF.  :smug:
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on August 15, 2014, 09:13:04 AM
What do you call a MtF transperson who believes they have become an actual woman and exclude other MtF transpeople as TRANSwomen?

Artificial TERF.  :smug:

If we had a :groanlaugh: I'd give you ten of them, brah.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Republican Fat Cat on August 15, 2014, 09:22:52 AM
Dear mod forum leaker.  :nixon:


PS: Please scrape the entire mod forum in case they find you out, especially the Aatrek thread. Keep up the good work!
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on August 15, 2014, 10:25:42 AM
the admins deleted anything and everything related to Aatrek in the mod forums.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: asdf on August 15, 2014, 11:15:11 AM
the admins deleted anything and everything related to Aatrek in the mod forums.

i believe you but do you have evidence of this?
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: ompb on August 15, 2014, 11:18:31 AM
What do you call a MtF transperson who believes they have become an actual woman and exclude other MtF transpeople as TRANSwomen?

Artificial TERF.  :smug:

Or, a man.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on August 15, 2014, 11:20:36 AM
the admins deleted anything and everything related to Aatrek in the mod forums.

Yep.

It has to be understood that in the minds of the SA admins (and the SA lifers like Abe on the mod staff) that when we leak things like these, we're attacking their livelihood. They take this in the same feel that you or I would feel about somebody fucking up our actual for-pay jobs. So they move quickly to cover the dirt to protect their workplace.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Sum Beezy on August 15, 2014, 11:31:42 AM
the admins deleted anything and everything related to Aatrek in the mod forums.

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: EaglesDick on August 15, 2014, 12:15:51 PM
they had a private facebook group but they even deleted that out of paranoia.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on August 15, 2014, 12:38:16 PM
they had a private facebook group but they even deleted that out of paranoia.

'cause "Lets just not be horrible people" isn't an option.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: FreakyDeaky on August 15, 2014, 01:00:25 PM
they had a private facebook group but they even deleted that out of paranoia.
What the fuck could they possibly need a facebook group for. They don't give eachother enough head in the mod forum?
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: EaglesDick on August 15, 2014, 01:02:31 PM
i think because the mod forum leaked once a long time ago, so they needed another level of secrecy. To share satanic rituals or something fuck if I know they're freaked out at what people might read in a modforum of a comedy website. They arent the most reasonable.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on August 15, 2014, 01:26:17 PM
i think because the mod forum leaked once a long time ago, so they needed another level of secrecy. To share satanic rituals or something fuck if I know they're freaked out at what people might read in a modforum of a comedy website. They arent the most reasonable.

Because running a comedy website is so very hard.

They did it so they could bad talk lowtax
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on August 15, 2014, 09:02:43 PM
So the mods didn't know about Aatrek, so they deleted all their secret posts about him after he was outed? makes sense for me. These people seem normal and good

OH WE DIDNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT AATREK.

* Deletes every mod forum post where he was discussed

Yup, that's not suspicious at all.  I wish we had that thread.  Guaranfuckingtee 90% of it is OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK they found out!
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on August 15, 2014, 09:20:38 PM
Guys, I was the mod leaker and just got demodded from the forums. Sorry about that.

Ozma Fat
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on August 15, 2014, 09:29:01 PM
Trixie Hardcore is an even bigger faggot than Abe.  Not only is *it* a literal faggot, it reprimands people about pronouns.  "the new world order" indeed.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Monostats Infected Scrotum on August 15, 2014, 11:33:08 PM
Trixie Hardcore is an even bigger faggot than Abe.  Not only is *it* a literal faggot, it reprimands people about pronouns.  "the new world order" indeed.

Abe figured he'd have one final "fuck you" by nominating and even more pozzed (and quite literal) faggot to succeed him.

Then again, considering SA has already hit rock bottom and is still digging, that's a pretty pissweak Parthian Shot IMO.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Waltzing Matilda on August 15, 2014, 11:39:17 PM


Abe figured he'd have one final "fuck you" by nominating and even more pozzed (and quite literal) faggot to succeed him.



This.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Bad Frogger on August 16, 2014, 02:30:03 AM
I guarantee that Abe is so fucked in the head he actually thinks he's advancing feminism/whatever by recommending Trixie as his successor.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: RunForrestRun on August 16, 2014, 02:47:20 AM
I'm not a betting man but Abe's gonna be back on the staff.
Title: Re: Any way to troll the Frisco goon meet?
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on August 16, 2014, 02:50:18 AM
I guarantee that Abe is so fucked in the head he actually thinks he's advancing feminism/whatever by recommending Trixie as his successor.
They didn't mod that troon did they?
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: ompb on August 16, 2014, 05:02:43 AM
I'm not a betting man but Abe's gonna be back on the staff.


Perhaps another wacky zany prank with Lowtax like when they pretended Abe was permabanned. A real kneeslapper!
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on August 16, 2014, 09:11:42 AM
You still can't ignore him, so he's still a mod. I'm willing to bet that there's a form of mod that the tax set up that the mod doesn't have a star, isn't listed, but GOD HELP YOU IF YOU SASS THEM, PANTSSHITTER!

ZANY!
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Nig Disliker on August 16, 2014, 10:05:01 AM
You still can't ignore him, so he's still a mod. I'm willing to bet that there's a form of mod that the tax set up that the mod doesn't have a star, isn't listed, but GOD HELP YOU IF YOU SASS THEM, PANTSSHITTER!

ZANY!

It's a problem with their system.  For a while, you couldn't ignore Senior Duckfucker either and he's not a mod.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on August 16, 2014, 11:15:46 AM
You still can't ignore him, so he's still a mod. I'm willing to bet that there's a form of mod that the tax set up that the mod doesn't have a star, isn't listed, but GOD HELP YOU IF YOU SASS THEM, PANTSSHITTER!

ZANY!

It's a problem with their system.  For a while, you couldn't ignore Senior Duckfucker either and he's not a mod.

I showed up after the main part of his doxx was long done, and man, reading it all in one sitting was like watching all of Band of Brothers in one go with your dad.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on August 17, 2014, 01:38:14 AM
I guarantee that Abe is so fucked in the head he actually thinks he's advancing feminism/whatever by recommending Trixie as his successor.

Hell, Abe thought that putty was the funniest poster in New GBS.



putty.



putty.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Dead by 22 on August 17, 2014, 03:33:05 AM
You still can't ignore him, so he's still a mod. I'm willing to bet that there's a form of mod that the tax set up that the mod doesn't have a star, isn't listed, but GOD HELP YOU IF YOU SASS THEM, PANTSSHITTER!

ZANY!

It's a problem with their system.  For a while, you couldn't ignore Senior Duckfucker either and he's not a mod.

I bet they do that on purpose to prevent another Icequeen incident.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: bongo bongo on August 17, 2014, 09:34:32 PM
I guarantee that Abe is so fucked in the head he actually thinks he's advancing feminism/whatever by recommending Trixie as his successor.

Hell, Abe thought that putty was the funniest poster in New GBS.



putty.



putty.

ive seen people bring up putty before but ive never seen anything he's posted, link to something terrible he did please
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: J Dog on August 17, 2014, 10:19:50 PM
ive seen people bring up putty before but ive never seen anything he's posted, link to something terrible he did please

I think he is credited for the skeleton meme.  Besides that, he was just a white noise poster with a huge avatar.

Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: David Jew on August 17, 2014, 10:21:42 PM
putty is or was a gbs ladies thread regular
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Harry D Greek on August 18, 2014, 08:53:15 PM
I just got around to reading this thread, I'm only on page 1 and props to Clemen it's awesome so far  :nixon: :reagan:
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: RIP hitler on August 18, 2014, 10:24:41 PM
I guarantee that Abe is so fucked in the head he actually thinks he's advancing feminism/whatever by recommending Trixie as his successor.

Hell, Abe thought that putty was the funniest poster in New GBS.



putty.



putty.

ive seen people bring up putty before but ive never seen anything he's posted, link to something terrible he did please

All you need to know is that he was the least funny poster maybe on the whole internet.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: [L.N.E]Giblets on August 19, 2014, 05:23:07 PM
Putty is basically a modern day example of a cargo cult except instead of modern goods he seeks The Approval of FYAD.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on August 19, 2014, 05:35:38 PM
It's a problem with their system.  For a while, you couldn't ignore Senior Duckfucker either and he's not a mod.

He does have posts that you can't view in his post history. Those are usually posts in the mod forum. So maybe he is still a mod of some sort without the star. Remember this is Abe and being a mod on SA is likely the most important thing in his life.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Waltzing Matilda on August 19, 2014, 05:42:17 PM
It's a problem with their system.  For a while, you couldn't ignore Senior Duckfucker either and he's not a mod.

He does have posts that you can't view in his post history. Those are usually posts in the mod forum. So maybe he is still a mod of some sort without the star. Remember this is Abe and being a mod on SA is likely the most important thing in his life.

Even if he's demodded the mod forum posts will still show up as "you don't have permission to view" in his post history.  You can even take away his moderator permissions but still give him access to the mod forum.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: David Jew on August 19, 2014, 08:05:19 PM
Putty is basically a modern day example of a cargo cult except instead of modern goods he seeks The Approval of FYAD.
i thought that was 'nite crew'
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: J Dog on August 19, 2014, 08:17:47 PM
i thought that was 'nite crew'

That's even more pathetic if true, but I don't think Nite Crew was a thing during Putty's reign of inane shitposting.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Dead by 22 on August 19, 2014, 10:24:49 PM
Putty is awful, like a full level worse than Pick when it comes to bad new gbs superstars.

On the other hand, they have that pedo gbs nite crew person as a mod, so the bar for GBS mods currently is so low that people who write about literally fucking children are modded.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Waltzing Matilda on August 20, 2014, 06:33:23 AM
Hmmm.  QCS says that Abe's invisible posts are beecocked FYAD posts.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on August 20, 2014, 11:44:21 PM
Amazingly they haven't gotten around to modding either of Abe's nominations.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Twitter Rapist on August 21, 2014, 03:45:24 AM
Just you wait and GBS will have fantastic new mods in Putty and Trixie Hardcore, prompting Ozma to feel safe again and return to reassume control over the newly formed catlady brigade 2.0.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Frond Desert on August 21, 2014, 09:07:09 AM
This thread is just about ready for Valhalla.

Well done, Clem.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on August 21, 2014, 08:25:13 PM
Sorry Downtown Abey is a moderator/admin and you are not allowed to ignore him or her.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3658272
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: SvM on August 21, 2014, 08:49:54 PM
Sorry Downtown Abey is a moderator/admin and you are not allowed to ignore him or her.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3658272

Well.  That thread rapidly devolved into a mod/admin fellatio daisychain.  With little Franco popping up between the old, senile giants, 'look at me! I'm relevant! I'm a boss too!'
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: dolonium on August 23, 2014, 03:48:49 AM
Sorry Downtown Abey is a moderator/admin and you are not allowed to ignore him or her.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3658272 (http://www.anonym.to/?http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3658272)

Well.  That thread rapidly devolved into a mod/admin fellatio daisychain.  With little Franco popping up between the old, senile giants, 'look at me! I'm relevant! I'm a boss too!'


Fellatio Daisychain, best new poster of 2014
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: FUCK! on August 23, 2014, 04:19:00 AM
gAbe and Wayne being un-ironically gay is extremely shameful
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on August 24, 2014, 04:00:14 PM
Someone needs to take abe out for a "drag" race.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on August 24, 2014, 04:28:03 PM
Could someone repost where abe reveals he is gay
Gay dudes can dress and get laid and usually have style. Caylen isn't gay, he's faggy. Total difference. If you plopped him in the middle of a gay club they'd treat him like...well, the same for a straight club.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Ricos Roughnecks on August 24, 2014, 08:10:08 PM
He hasn't been demodded yet, he's just taking a break to focus on threatening 13 year olds on Twitter.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Merkmerk73 on August 24, 2014, 08:46:42 PM
Oh man, the OP was so glorious.

Here was an exchange I had with him back in 2011 when he gave me a month probation.

http://i.imgur.com/Mp4ud4x.png

Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe &quot;I just Can't Quit You&quot;
Post by: dolonium on August 24, 2014, 08:56:17 PM
Cool story bro thanks.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: post regret on August 24, 2014, 09:02:24 PM
Oh man, the OP was so glorious.

Here was an exchange I had with him back in 2011 when he gave me a month probation.

http://i.imgur.com/Mp4ud4x.png

I've reported lot's of really shitty posts

(http://i.imgur.com/namsUxH.jpg)


Really though, this part
Quote from: abe
Actually I do give a damn, and Goatrope and I are keeping an ever watchful eye of the forum
is pretty funny
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Merkmerk73 on August 24, 2014, 09:23:37 PM
Oh man, the OP was so glorious.

Here was an exchange I had with him back in 2011 when he gave me a month probation.

http://i.imgur.com/Mp4ud4x.png

I've reported lot's of really shitty posts

(http://i.imgur.com/namsUxH.jpg)


Really though, this part
Quote from: abe
Actually I do give a damn, and Goatrope and I are keeping an ever watchful eye of the forum
is pretty funny

I used to trypost man what can I say. Back then I knew of no other decent video game forum and there were a lot of threads ruined by it
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: post regret on August 24, 2014, 09:36:41 PM
Merkmerk, did you end up banned since you made Abe's hit-speadsheet?
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: professional lurker on August 24, 2014, 09:43:40 PM
You reported posts and got multiple probations for backseat modding. Can't really whip up too much (any) sympathy for you.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: The Floridian on August 24, 2014, 10:25:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Mp4ud4x.png

Quote from: Abey Sinclair
You got a month because of priors.

"Priors" on internet forums?  :stewart:

Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: ompb on August 24, 2014, 10:45:48 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Mp4ud4x.png

Quote from: Abey Sinclair
You got a month because of priors.

"Priors" on internet forums?  :stewart:


:tom:
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Republican Fat Cat on August 24, 2014, 10:58:41 PM
Who reports posts? That shit smacks of  :madgoon:
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: post regret on August 24, 2014, 11:03:56 PM
Well, reporting and the little grenade are about the only things you get with a platinum account.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: White Power Superhero on August 25, 2014, 01:26:40 AM
i missed the caylen bigjaw twitter debacle with the internet lesbian and the ten year old, but i did recognise the kid's twitter handle in these screenshots from reddit. http://i.imgur.com/CkqwNTK.jpg


you mean to tell me the poorly drawn anime dude is ten years old, and the feminists getting mad at him are grown ass people? holy shit.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: EaglesDick on August 25, 2014, 08:05:11 AM
hes 13, but yea still lol most of the people involved are lat twenties early thirties
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: White Power Superhero on August 25, 2014, 08:33:56 AM
So then, to clarify for our goon lurkers:


COOL GUY MOD OF SOMETHINGAWFUL, ABE, TOOK PART IN THE HARRASSMENT AND PHYSICAL THREATENING OF A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD WITH AN ANIME AVATAR ON TWITTER, ALONGSIDE A BUNCH OF OTHER ADULTS, BECAUSE OF HIS OPINION ON RAPE JOKES (IE, THE ROLE OF COMEDY, THE CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC BEING IRRELEVANT). IN ORDER TO PROVE HOW HARMFUL SOME NO-NAMED KID IS WITH A THROWAWAY OPINION ON SOMETHING THAT IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY IRRELEVANT AT THE END OF THE DAY, AND FACE OF HUMANITY AT LARGE, A GROUP OF GROWN ADULTS, OF WHICH ABE WAS PART OF, THREATENED HIM PHYSICALLY AND TRIED TO MOCK HIS PHOTOS.

COOL GUY MOD OF SOMETHINGAWFUL, ABE, TOOK PART IN THE HARRASSMENT AND PHYSICAL THREATENING OF A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD WITH AN ANIME AVATAR ON TWITTER, ALONGSIDE A BUNCH OF OTHER ADULTS, BECAUSE OF HIS OPINION ON RAPE JOKES (IE, THE ROLE OF COMEDY, THE CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC BEING IRRELEVANT). IN ORDER TO PROVE HOW HARMFUL SOME NO-NAMED KID IS WITH A THROWAWAY OPINION ON SOMETHING THAT IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY IRRELEVANT AT THE END OF THE DAY, AND FACE OF HUMANITY AT LARGE, A GROUP OF GROWN ADULTS, OF WHICH ABE WAS PART OF, THREATENED HIM PHYSICALLY AND TRIED TO MOCK HIS PHOTOS.

COOL GUY MOD OF SOMETHINGAWFUL, ABE, TOOK PART IN THE HARRASSMENT AND PHYSICAL THREATENING OF A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD WITH AN ANIME AVATAR ON TWITTER, ALONGSIDE A BUNCH OF OTHER ADULTS, BECAUSE OF HIS OPINION ON RAPE JOKES (IE, THE ROLE OF COMEDY, THE CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC BEING IRRELEVANT). IN ORDER TO PROVE HOW HARMFUL SOME NO-NAMED KID IS WITH A THROWAWAY OPINION ON SOMETHING THAT IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY IRRELEVANT AT THE END OF THE DAY, AND FACE OF HUMANITY AT LARGE, A GROUP OF GROWN ADULTS, OF WHICH ABE WAS PART OF, THREATENED HIM PHYSICALLY AND TRIED TO MOCK HIS PHOTOS.

The best part is how they all got owned by a thirteen year old. COME ON SA: YOUR SHIT CAN'T EVEN HOLD UP AGAINST RANDOM THIRTEEN YEAR OLDS ON TWITTER AND YOU'RE ALL 25+ YEARS OLD THAT IS HOW FUCKING RETARDED YOU ALL ARE.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: internet culture on August 25, 2014, 09:48:00 AM
rape jokes were never the main subject, that's always been a misunderstanding

1. solikebasically made a tweet about getting rape threats on twitter and 'twitter staff not taking it seriously'
2. redsoz said that 'of fucking course they don't take them seriously, they're just threats'
3. solikebasically gets super-pissed and throws an angry dick-related burn at redsoz
4. redsoz calls her a feminazi
5. shitstorm starts

the joke thing came later
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Hugh Woattmeigh on August 25, 2014, 10:19:26 AM
So then, to clarify for our goon lurkers:


COOL GUY MOD OF SOMETHINGAWFUL, ABE, TOOK PART IN THE HARRASSMENT AND PHYSICAL THREATENING OF A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD WITH AN ANIME AVATAR ON TWITTER, ALONGSIDE A BUNCH OF OTHER ADULTS, BECAUSE OF HIS OPINION ON RAPE JOKES (IE, THE ROLE OF COMEDY, THE CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC BEING IRRELEVANT). IN ORDER TO PROVE HOW HARMFUL SOME NO-NAMED KID IS WITH A THROWAWAY OPINION ON SOMETHING THAT IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY IRRELEVANT AT THE END OF THE DAY, AND FACE OF HUMANITY AT LARGE, A GROUP OF GROWN ADULTS, OF WHICH ABE WAS PART OF, THREATENED HIM PHYSICALLY AND TRIED TO MOCK HIS PHOTOS.

COOL GUY MOD OF SOMETHINGAWFUL, ABE, TOOK PART IN THE HARRASSMENT AND PHYSICAL THREATENING OF A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD WITH AN ANIME AVATAR ON TWITTER, ALONGSIDE A BUNCH OF OTHER ADULTS, BECAUSE OF HIS OPINION ON RAPE JOKES (IE, THE ROLE OF COMEDY, THE CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC BEING IRRELEVANT). IN ORDER TO PROVE HOW HARMFUL SOME NO-NAMED KID IS WITH A THROWAWAY OPINION ON SOMETHING THAT IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY IRRELEVANT AT THE END OF THE DAY, AND FACE OF HUMANITY AT LARGE, A GROUP OF GROWN ADULTS, OF WHICH ABE WAS PART OF, THREATENED HIM PHYSICALLY AND TRIED TO MOCK HIS PHOTOS.

COOL GUY MOD OF SOMETHINGAWFUL, ABE, TOOK PART IN THE HARRASSMENT AND PHYSICAL THREATENING OF A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD WITH AN ANIME AVATAR ON TWITTER, ALONGSIDE A BUNCH OF OTHER ADULTS, BECAUSE OF HIS OPINION ON RAPE JOKES (IE, THE ROLE OF COMEDY, THE CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC BEING IRRELEVANT). IN ORDER TO PROVE HOW HARMFUL SOME NO-NAMED KID IS WITH A THROWAWAY OPINION ON SOMETHING THAT IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY IRRELEVANT AT THE END OF THE DAY, AND FACE OF HUMANITY AT LARGE, A GROUP OF GROWN ADULTS, OF WHICH ABE WAS PART OF, THREATENED HIM PHYSICALLY AND TRIED TO MOCK HIS PHOTOS.

The best part is how they all got owned by a thirteen year old. COME ON SA: YOUR SHIT CAN'T EVEN HOLD UP AGAINST RANDOM THIRTEEN YEAR OLDS ON TWITTER AND YOU'RE ALL 25+ YEARS OLD THAT IS HOW FUCKING RETARDED YOU ALL ARE.
You mean to tell me that Caylen Matthew Burroughs, employee at EA and moderator of the Something Awful Forums, made inappropriate sexual comments to a 13-year old boy online? It was my understanding that everyone knew that Caylen Matthew Burroughs, employee at EA and moderator of the Something Awful Forums, made inappropriate sexual comments to a 13-year old boy online.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Ghostse on August 25, 2014, 11:21:30 AM
So then, to clarify for our goon lurkers:


COOL GUY MOD OF SOMETHINGAWFUL, ABE, TOOK PART IN THE HARRASSMENT AND PHYSICAL THREATENING OF A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD WITH AN ANIME AVATAR ON TWITTER, ALONGSIDE A BUNCH OF OTHER ADULTS, BECAUSE OF HIS OPINION ON RAPE JOKES (IE, THE ROLE OF COMEDY, THE CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC BEING IRRELEVANT). IN ORDER TO PROVE HOW HARMFUL SOME NO-NAMED KID IS WITH A THROWAWAY OPINION ON SOMETHING THAT IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY IRRELEVANT AT THE END OF THE DAY, AND FACE OF HUMANITY AT LARGE, A GROUP OF GROWN ADULTS, OF WHICH ABE WAS PART OF, THREATENED HIM PHYSICALLY AND TRIED TO MOCK HIS PHOTOS.

COOL GUY MOD OF SOMETHINGAWFUL, ABE, TOOK PART IN THE HARRASSMENT AND PHYSICAL THREATENING OF A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD WITH AN ANIME AVATAR ON TWITTER, ALONGSIDE A BUNCH OF OTHER ADULTS, BECAUSE OF HIS OPINION ON RAPE JOKES (IE, THE ROLE OF COMEDY, THE CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC BEING IRRELEVANT). IN ORDER TO PROVE HOW HARMFUL SOME NO-NAMED KID IS WITH A THROWAWAY OPINION ON SOMETHING THAT IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY IRRELEVANT AT THE END OF THE DAY, AND FACE OF HUMANITY AT LARGE, A GROUP OF GROWN ADULTS, OF WHICH ABE WAS PART OF, THREATENED HIM PHYSICALLY AND TRIED TO MOCK HIS PHOTOS.

COOL GUY MOD OF SOMETHINGAWFUL, ABE, TOOK PART IN THE HARRASSMENT AND PHYSICAL THREATENING OF A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD WITH AN ANIME AVATAR ON TWITTER, ALONGSIDE A BUNCH OF OTHER ADULTS, BECAUSE OF HIS OPINION ON RAPE JOKES (IE, THE ROLE OF COMEDY, THE CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC BEING IRRELEVANT). IN ORDER TO PROVE HOW HARMFUL SOME NO-NAMED KID IS WITH A THROWAWAY OPINION ON SOMETHING THAT IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY IRRELEVANT AT THE END OF THE DAY, AND FACE OF HUMANITY AT LARGE, A GROUP OF GROWN ADULTS, OF WHICH ABE WAS PART OF, THREATENED HIM PHYSICALLY AND TRIED TO MOCK HIS PHOTOS.

The best part is how they all got owned by a thirteen year old. COME ON SA: YOUR SHIT CAN'T EVEN HOLD UP AGAINST RANDOM THIRTEEN YEAR OLDS ON TWITTER AND YOU'RE ALL 25+ YEARS OLD THAT IS HOW FUCKING RETARDED YOU ALL ARE.

ITS NOT MY JOB TO EDUCATE YOU! (proceeds to spend hours writing about how triggered they are and trying to come up with sick burns on a 13 year old)
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: J Dog on August 25, 2014, 03:47:18 PM
My supervisor asked me why I was sexually harassing children on Twitter.  Now I'm not pointing fingers at any one of you, but I have to ask: Is nothing sacred? :weepyfaggot:
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: fuc awf on August 25, 2014, 06:30:48 PM
Abe lives an absolutely pathetic life.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: rockchalk on August 25, 2014, 06:34:38 PM
The nutbag chick at the center of it made the sexual comment and one of her other friends started talking about murdering him with a knife. Caylen was more on the side of finding his identity and possibly his address to give to the person who said "give me his address and I'll go murder him," was he not?
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Peak Nigger on August 25, 2014, 08:02:08 PM
lol this niggas name is caylen
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on August 25, 2014, 08:18:16 PM
Really though, this part
Quote from: abe
Actually I do give a damn, and Goatrope and I are keeping an ever watchful eye of the forum
is pretty funny

He's the hero SomethingAwful deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll make fun of him him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: professional lurker on August 25, 2014, 08:21:08 PM
You guys can laugh all you want but honestly this is a very bad thing I mean who is going to moderate the forums now on christmas, and new years, and thanksgiving and all those other holidays where people are supposed to be with family and friends  :colbert:
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: PrivilegeChecked on August 26, 2014, 01:25:29 AM
You guys can laugh all you want but honestly this is a very bad thing I mean who is going to moderate the forums now on christmas, and new years, and thanksgiving and all those other holidays where people are supposed to be with family and friends  :colbert:

Lioness is she's still around.
She gave me a month around 9am Christmas morning a few years back. After a night of drinking at a Christmas Eve party I decided to pop into PI and mention I declawed my cat and see what the crazies would say. A Vet-Tech who said the hysteria about declawing is overblown and the cat ladies on SA don't know what they're talking about caught one too.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Peak Nigger on August 27, 2014, 03:53:49 AM
Normal people usually have sex after getting drunk at parties. I guess faggots log onto forums to try and upset people.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on August 27, 2014, 10:49:13 AM
"my dog is trans, so I cut his dick off and now it's a girl  :unparsons: .  Down with the barkiarchy! "
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: EaglesDick on August 27, 2014, 12:10:10 PM
"my dog is trans, so I cut his dick off and now it's a girl  :unparsons: .  Down with the barkiarchy! "

you joke but theyre starting to give hormones to children
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on August 27, 2014, 01:01:41 PM
"my dog is trans, so I cut his dick off and now it's a girl  :unparsons: .  Down with the barkiarchy! "

I have a vegan cousin (who lives in Austin what a surprise) who actually kept her dogs from eating meat.

One Thanksgiving my uncle put the turkey outside once we had mostly picked it clean so his dog could eat on it, and about 30 minutes later vegan cousin is freaking out because she saw her dogs devouring the thing on the back deck. She had let her dogs loose on his land and assumed they would respect her dietary beliefs or some shit, I dunno.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on August 27, 2014, 07:11:38 PM
Can a dog even survive without meat? They can't make their own Vitamin D3 and the only place to get it is through animals. Also why the fuck would you do that to a dog who was designed to eat meat as part of its diet?
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on August 27, 2014, 07:19:25 PM
Can a dog even survive without meat? They can't make their own Vitamin D3 and the only place to get it is through animals. Also why the fuck would you do that to a dog who was designed to eat meat as part of its diet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkR2XEYEFgk
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: ompb on August 27, 2014, 07:34:50 PM
The same type of control freak bitch who puts their kids on weirdo diets like gluten free.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: LITERALLY WORSE THAN BUSH on August 27, 2014, 08:11:29 PM
The same type of control freak bitch who puts their kids on weirdo diets like gluten free.
Or injects horse piss into their children because they are misgendered.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Waltzing Matilda on August 27, 2014, 08:13:05 PM
Speaking of vegan dog people (this one actually feeds her dog vegan food known to be toxic to dogs).

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/squirrrelygirly-and-her-vegan-dog-dan.4691/
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Ghostse on August 27, 2014, 09:00:18 PM
Speaking of vegan dog people (this one actually feeds her dog vegan food known to be toxic to dogs).

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/squirrrelygirly-and-her-vegan-dog-dan.4691/

That has to be a troll account.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Waltzing Matilda on August 27, 2014, 09:49:30 PM
Speaking of vegan dog people (this one actually feeds her dog vegan food known to be toxic to dogs).

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/squirrrelygirly-and-her-vegan-dog-dan.4691/

That has to be a troll account.

I've never known a sane vegan.  Teenage vegans are a special kind of insane.  It might well be a troll account, but if so they've captured the mindset of teenage vegans perfectly.

Whenever I think "this has got to be a troll", I remind myself of the batshit crazy people we know for a fact are not trolls.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Aran on August 27, 2014, 11:19:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Omh9qhy.png)
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: EaglesDick on August 28, 2014, 07:58:35 AM
remember the cardinal rule of all leftists "always be contradicting yourself" Like being vegan and pro animal liberation but keeping carnivores as pets.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on August 28, 2014, 08:18:08 AM
remember the cardinal rule of all leftists "always be contradicting yourself" Like being vegan and pro animal liberation but keeping carnivores as pets.

"Animal companion" because you don't actually own them.

You don't own the animal, but you do have every right to take them to the vet to be fixed.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: SvM on August 28, 2014, 01:01:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Omh9qhy.png)

This shit makes me want to eat a cat on purpose.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: Tranny Feet on August 28, 2014, 02:49:57 PM
Cats are obligate carnivores, not omnivores. They fucking have to eat meat.

(http://i.imgur.com/fsEDGGW.jpg)

Not evolved for lettuce.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: ompb on August 28, 2014, 02:52:14 PM
remember the cardinal rule of all leftists "always be contradicting yourself" Like being vegan and pro animal liberation but keeping carnivores as pets.

"Animal companion" because you don't actually own them.

You don't own the animal, but you do have every right to take them to the vet to be fixed.
Or deprive them of their required meat.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on August 28, 2014, 03:35:40 PM
Does veganism even exist outside first-world countries? Does it even exist outside the US? Nothing says "white privilege" like picking and choosing what you eat because MY FEELS.
Title: Re: MOD FORUM LEAK: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
Post by: BubbaCat on August 28, 2014, 04:20:05 PM
Veganism for pets was a good segue to move this thread to the Posting Valhalla. :nixon: