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Title: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on November 03, 2014, 07:56:51 PM
Props go to Doctor Jizzmopper for finding this. Figured it deserved it's own thread instead of being buried deep in the D&D Quotes thread.

If you've read D&D, you know SedanChair. He's the guy who posts in every single thread with the typical smug, pseudo-intellectual babble. He uses words like "son" and "child" to chide those who disagree with him. One of his favorite topics is race. If there is a thread on race, he'll have hundreds of posts in it. And if the thread isn't about race, well he'll make it about it.

Now SedanChair has a unique perspective because as he points out in every single thread, he's a black man. Many of his posts use "you white people" and other phrases to inform us all that he's a black man about to lecture us white people on our behavior.

That is until yesterday when SedanChair made a post in TFR. Maybe he didn't think anyone from D&D read TFR. Maybe he thinks no one cares about hypocrisy and lies with how D&D ran to support Zeitgueist. Or maybe it was just a mistake. In any event, he posted a picture of his gun and included his hand. Tell me if this is the hand of a strong, black man.

Quote from: SedanChair" post="437136152
Cool! The only differences I can see between that and my 90s Witness are the serrations and the beavertail.

(http://i.imgur.com/MjnOrr1.png)

The trigger isn't perfect and I've thought about a Henning flat trigger as well :awesome:

Sure looks like the hand of a chubby, pasty white goon.

Someone did mention this:

Quote from: Cotato" post="437156235
Arent you supposed to be black?

To which he responds:

Quote from: SedanChair" post="437149726
e2: VVV mulatto if you're keeping track, son

e3: or maybe you'd prefer "high yellow"? Let's get down to brass tacks here

 :lolno:

Sorry SedanChair, you're white. You pretend to be black because you think it gives your lunatic arguments more credibility. You got exposed. Just like Zeitgueist, BassGuitarHero, and The Warszawa. Is there one person in that insane asylum that has any credibility?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: bongo bongo on November 03, 2014, 08:00:29 PM
that's a fucking white persons hand! fucking phony
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Renegade Jew on November 03, 2014, 08:01:25 PM
I assume he identifies as black irl and his thought is toy
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on November 03, 2014, 08:12:39 PM
He ain't even high yeller, look at that arm hair


 :madgoon:  Southern Italians were considered BLACK when they first flooded AmeriKKKa!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: YKantOzmaPost is a cunt on November 03, 2014, 08:14:07 PM
"high yellow"; that doesn't even look like an Asian hand let alone a proud black man's hand. Another white poser.
 
Zeitgueist keeps saying in D&D that he never whips his black girlfriend in the bed room or does any that shit. He says it's all "made up by a bunch of something sensitive racists", but if I recall wasn't it his own words on fetlife or some other goon sex site that proved that he did indeed love dominating and whipping his back gf?
 
God damn fuck these insufferable losers.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on November 03, 2014, 08:25:16 PM
haha what a dumb sack of shit
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Concerned Pyschologist on November 03, 2014, 08:39:35 PM
who the fuck has a white gun
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on November 03, 2014, 08:57:13 PM
Zeitgueist keeps saying in D&D that he never whips his black girlfriend in the bed room or does anything of that shit. He says it's all "made up by a bunch of something sensitive racists", but if I recall wasn't it his own words on fetlife or some other goon sex site that proved that he did indeed love dominating and whipping his back gf?

It was on a site called bondage.com and collarme.com. He used the same mispelling of Zeitgueist and everything else matched up (pictures, location, etc).

https://www.bondage.com/u/1812351/user.html
http://www.collarme.com/personals/v/377416/default.htm
http://www.collarme.com/viewjournal.asp?v=Zeitgueist&bhcp=1

He took them down right after it was posted. They were his own words too. In the doxxx we quoted his journal entries word for word. He didn't specifically mention his girlfriend being black on the site. But we found a Flickr profile of his that had photos of them together and she was black (real black, not SedanChair black).

I don't know how he could claim it wasn't him either on the bondage sites. There were pictures of him with the stuff.

(http://i.imgur.com/8gCkiph.jpg)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on November 03, 2014, 09:17:00 PM

Quote from: SedanChair" post="437136152
Cool! The only differences I can see between that and my 90s Witness are the serrations and the beavertail.

(http://i.imgur.com/MjnOrr1.png)

The trigger isn't perfect and I've thought about a Henning flat trigger as well :awesome:

Quote from: Mad Dragon" post="437202744
Witness? More like whiteness.


 :noice:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on November 03, 2014, 09:23:22 PM
that guy is as white as i am
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: YKantOzmaPost is a cunt on November 03, 2014, 09:33:35 PM
Maybe he's transblack. He might as well be, because he will never get called out for this.

Didn't you hear? Race is a social construct. He can identify himself as black if he wants to!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Martin Looter King on November 03, 2014, 09:46:02 PM
that guy is as fat as i am
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: New Feminist Jihad on November 03, 2014, 09:48:41 PM
that guy is as white as i am
Well Jews aren't white so I guess he is black
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: YKantOzmaPost is a cunt on November 03, 2014, 10:02:43 PM
Slightly off topic, but: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3678812

(If you are getting pay walled, it's Zeitgueist getting exposed for being a hypocrite.)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on November 03, 2014, 10:15:09 PM
That guy is so fat.  There's almost no angulation/bending of his wrist and the skin crease is about as sharp as his favorite anime sword. 
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on November 03, 2014, 10:15:44 PM
that guy is as white as i am
Well Jews aren't white so I guess he is black

slashie?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sub-base turf sniffing boner diarist on November 03, 2014, 10:20:41 PM
Allow me to give you a preview of the incoming excuse. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitiligo)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on November 03, 2014, 10:37:51 PM
Slightly off topic, but: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3678812

(If you are getting pay walled, it's Zeitgueist getting exposed for being a hypocrite.)

An admin ran in and scrubbed it. What did it say?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Obese-n-Triggered on November 03, 2014, 10:49:38 PM
It was the pic of Zeitguiest standing with a couple of floggers in his hands and quotes from the callout thread on here. Hahahahah it was pretty nice.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on November 03, 2014, 11:12:07 PM
"Mulatto" my ass. I might have believed him if he went into damage control and claimed to be a Quadroon but come on, man.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: professional lurker on November 03, 2014, 11:57:56 PM
That guy is so fat.  There's almost no angulation/bending of his wrist and the skin crease is about as sharp as his favorite anime sword.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on November 04, 2014, 12:12:52 AM
unfortunately the fact that mods step in to probate people for referencing Zeitgueist's... 'proclivities'... shows that they've circled the wagons and could care less whether anyone is a hypocrite so long as they can have circle jerk chat threads about the true solution to fascism: lining up conservative grandmas and putting them in mass graves

so SedanChair, a faggot who reads this site, may have a momentary heart palpitation knowing everyone reading those threads on SA now knows he's a peckerwood with so many racial hangups he does nigger cosplay for E-cred; sadly it doesn't mean anyone will even be able to make any more than an oblique reference to it

guarantee you in a month you'll get probated for 6 hours with "Knock it off with this helldump shit" when you respond to one of his posts about how "he could have been" the latest honor student to get his cap peeled by a white cop
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on November 04, 2014, 12:21:42 AM
Zeitgueist keeps saying in D&D that he never whips his black girlfriend in the bed room or does anything of that shit. He says it's all "made up by a bunch of something sensitive racists", but if I recall wasn't it his own words on fetlife or some other goon sex site that proved that he did indeed love dominating and whipping his back gf?

It was on a site called bondage.com and collarme.com. He used the same mispelling of Zeitgueist and everything else matched up (pictures, location, etc).

https://www.bondage.com/u/1812351/user.html
http://www.collarme.com/personals/v/377416/default.htm
http://www.collarme.com/viewjournal.asp?v=Zeitgueist&bhcp=1

He took them down right after it was posted. They were his own words too. In the doxxx we quoted his journal entries word for word. He didn't specifically mention his girlfriend being black on the site. But we found a Flickr profile of his that had photos of them together and she was black (real black, not SedanChair black).

I don't know how he could claim it wasn't him either on the bondage sites. There were pictures of him with the stuff.

(http://i.imgur.com/8gCkiph.jpg)

The final piece in the puzzle was the pic of Zeit and his gf where she's wearing a ribbon around her neck, which is the fet shorthand for "public slave collar."

So we have:
1) He posts on fetish boards about whipping and has pics of him with whips
2) He has a black girlfriend
3) She wears a slave collar

So yeah.

As for Sedanchair I suppose he could be some sort of albino negro or Rashida Jones genetic lottery type...:lolno:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on November 04, 2014, 12:24:01 AM
How sad are you to pretend to be black for E-Cred on the internet.

He could still be the same insufferable dipshit on the forums even if he was white, almost all the rest of them are anyway.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on November 04, 2014, 12:31:13 AM
SedanChair, who routinely rages with 888s about evil racists in his country...

...is a fat white guy.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on November 04, 2014, 12:36:01 AM
Considering how the left always turns on itself, the fact that nobody in D&D will call out Al Jolson Jr. here is just another example of how none of these dyed-in-the-wool leftists actually have deep political convictions. Just a bunch of contrarians. Too bad with a two-party system they'll never have representation for 'FUCK YOU DAD!' :lolno:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on November 04, 2014, 12:36:27 AM
unfortunately the fact that mods step in to probate people for referencing Zeitgueist's... 'proclivities'... shows that they've circled the wagons and could care less whether anyone is a hypocrite so long as they can have circle jerk chat threads about the true solution to fascism: lining up conservative grandmas and putting them in mass graves



whitegueist has carried d&d's water for ages, and therefore has a blanket hypocrite exemption, likely under sadmin orders.  history will be scrubbed, a patsy appointed ("oh, you're an offsite poster") and no accountability required

Quote
so SedanChair, a faggot who reads this site, may have a momentary heart palpitation knowing everyone reading those threads on SA now knows he's a peckerwood with so many racial hangups he does nigger cosplay for E-cred

i did it all for the e-cred,
(the whut?)
the e-cred
(the whut?)
the e-cred!
(the whut?)

now they all know my secret!

they're gonna post it in tha
(THREAD!)
post it in tha
(THREAD!)
post it in tha

As for Sedanchair I suppose he could be some sort of albino negro or Rashida Jones genetic lottery type...:lolno:

types like Rashida just doesn't have the oppression points to merit serious d&d weight, like fatboy does there. (he got da fatman hands)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on November 04, 2014, 12:58:47 AM
I didn't think it was possible for sedanchair to be more pathetic but here we are.

Miracles never cease.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Renegade Jew on November 04, 2014, 01:25:59 AM
BAN   11/04/14 12:03am   Social Construct   Making me defend Zeitguiest.   evilweasel   XyloJW

:flumnigger:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on November 04, 2014, 01:36:20 AM
There are people who will now tell Zeitgeist to shut up and go beat his black slave every time he opens his hypocrite mouth. Hopefully we can do the same for SedanChair.
Boy, I will slap the black out...oh... looks like I'm too late.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on November 04, 2014, 01:47:49 AM
Worth noting that if you post images and discuss your love for underage anime characters engaging in gratuitous sex it'll require 6 months of intense debate to determine whether the posters should stay on the site. Post some things that Zeitgueist has said on the internet and they'll ban and edit it out within seconds.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on November 04, 2014, 02:01:35 AM
That's my fav part about the moderation. Legal level proceedings need to occur for pedos to be banned but bans happen within minutes for feels hurting
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: amulet of faggotry +2 on November 04, 2014, 02:03:34 AM
im mulatto if you're keeping track, son
             :say:
(http://i.imgur.com/s83ztYS.png?1)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on November 04, 2014, 02:04:46 AM
Lol forever
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on November 04, 2014, 02:09:59 AM
In a fucked up way sedan chair is more self aware because the level of rabid self hatred to white people and Americans is creepy and sad. So he at least pretends to be something else to hide it, even if only from himself
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on November 04, 2014, 02:12:10 AM
I'm tempted to make a username with "I BEAT NIGGERS" and use Zeitguiest's picture holding the whip and post his personal details everywhere.  Worth doing?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on November 04, 2014, 02:14:11 AM
I think the fact everyone knows he's a fucked up misogynist in a forum he's invested years posting violent retarded shit in is own age enough.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on November 04, 2014, 02:55:45 AM
I'm tempted to make a username with "I BEAT NIGGERS" and use Zeitguiest's picture holding the whip and post his personal details everywhere.  Worth doing?

Nothing is worth giving lowtax money.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Morty Doom on November 04, 2014, 03:30:55 AM
I'm tempted to make a username with "I BEAT NIGGERS" and use Zeitguiest's picture holding the whip and post his personal details everywhere.  Worth doing?

You dont need your peers permission. Do what you wish.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: FUCK! on November 04, 2014, 04:13:41 AM
Zeitgueist keeps saying in D&D that he never whips his black girlfriend in the bed room or does any that shit. He says it's all "made up by a bunch of something sensitive racists", but if I recall wasn't it his own words on fetlife or some other goon sex site that proved that he did indeed love dominating and whipping his back gf?


thats some django plantation roleplay shit if true
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Gender Swapped Dinosaur on November 04, 2014, 05:28:55 AM

SedanChair was born a poor black child.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on November 04, 2014, 07:05:27 AM
SedanChair: The Most Magical Negro of them all!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Cantankerous Old Nigger on November 04, 2014, 07:21:40 AM
It never ceases to amaze me how retarded the goon-elite are.

Honkey, you're as white as fucking snow. In fact, you could do with a tan you fat cunt.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: walrus rape strategy on November 04, 2014, 07:38:19 AM
Whoever posted "nigger cosplay" in an earlier post, that'd be a good username for someone here.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Embedded YouTube Journo on November 04, 2014, 07:43:15 AM
who are we to doubt the complexity and seriousness of his mulatto/white/fat intersectionality?  you're all just a bunch of bigots!
 :christina:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Cantankerous Old Nigger on November 04, 2014, 08:01:54 AM
who are we to doubt the complexity and seriousness of his mulatto/white/fat intersectionality?  you're all just a bunch of bigots!
 :christina:

You know, that's probably a thing on some tumblr, somewhere? Tarted up with cutesy bullshit. :evola:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on November 04, 2014, 08:05:01 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za_moxh0s6Q

BAN   11/04/14 12:03am   Social Construct   Making me defend Zeitguiest.   evilweasel   XyloJW

:flumhonor student:

Can we put Damiya's head on the chin giant in this gif?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Hymns Of Conquest on November 04, 2014, 08:50:20 AM
the dancehall artist Sean Paul is high yellow.... I can smell the fat white brow sweat on this cracka through my screen
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Salacious B. Crumb on November 04, 2014, 09:32:51 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7why8Xo_RQ
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on November 04, 2014, 10:35:43 AM
What's funny is that he didn't even say yeah that's just a pic I pulled off GIS or something, just tried to convince everyone that the caucasian hand in question belongs to a black man. My hand is visibly darker than that, and I'm white as fuck. I just get outside once in a while.

Exactly.  I'm white as fuck and my hand is darker than that pic.

Here we have a fat white guy who pretends to be a nigger on a daily basis, bringing down fervent narcissistic indignation on anyone who threatens his identity as a magical negro, and will chastise anyone who isn't 100% bowing down and worshiping blacks in America.  Probably a cuckold too.  SedanChair is mentally ill, obviously, and to top it all off, he owns guns.

Perhaps, maybe, this will show D&D goons that gun control is bullshit because all that feel good paperwork still couldn't prevent yet another mentally insane goon from purchasing a gun.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Justice Dredd on November 04, 2014, 10:41:38 AM
maybe he's black like how Quentin Tarantino says he's in with blacks because his mom hung out with a lot of them and dated Wilt chamberlain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mzqahILpAs
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on November 04, 2014, 10:49:22 AM
Lol "dated"  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 04, 2014, 10:51:42 AM
I just hope Mister Chair didn't claim to be black for college grants.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: GWARSH Crimes on November 04, 2014, 11:09:17 AM
I just hope Mister Chair didn't claim to be black for college grants.

My brother asked his university adviser when they were discussing scholarships and grants if he should put down on his "No, but we brought a lot of them over." in his Pell Grant request
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: nunya on November 04, 2014, 11:53:58 AM
(http://imgur.com/jYTAjEF.jpg)

sedanchair.jpg
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on November 04, 2014, 01:06:32 PM
What's funny is that he didn't even say yeah that's just a pic I pulled off GIS or something, just tried to convince everyone that the caucasian hand in question belongs to a black man. My hand is visibly darker than that, and I'm white as fuck. I just get outside once in a while.

Thats because they firmly believe self identification is end all be all
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Trigger Word: Everything on November 04, 2014, 01:12:47 PM
maybe he's black like how Quentin Tarantino says he's in with blacks because his mom hung out with a lot of them and dated Wilt chamberlain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mzqahILpAs

Holy shit that is embarrassing.  You would think one of those actors would take him aside and tell him he doesn't have to act like that.

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Autistic Yankee on November 04, 2014, 01:33:02 PM
Tarantino is a goony sperg with bad social skills, news at 11
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SooperPooper on November 04, 2014, 02:22:09 PM
Harold and Kumar: high yellow
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on November 04, 2014, 02:55:37 PM
Does sedanchair get n-word-use privilege irl? Does he think he has it?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on November 04, 2014, 04:16:52 PM
Fagmins please change my name to "2SedanChainz", TIA.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: GameDev Grade Dildo on November 04, 2014, 05:17:51 PM
The Human Stain Part II: Actually Also A Giant Shit Stain, Really
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Harry D Greek on November 04, 2014, 08:38:59 PM
Quote from: SedanChair" post="437136152
Cool! The only differences I can see between that and my 90s Witness are the serrations and the beavertail.

(http://i.imgur.com/MjnOrr1.png)

The trigger isn't perfect and I've thought about a Henning flat trigger as well :awesome:

Sedanchair, use this gun to kill yourself
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: POST FRANK on November 04, 2014, 09:59:08 PM
sedanchair the typa nigga preten to be a nigga fo e-cred
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 04, 2014, 10:37:59 PM
Quote from: SedanChair" post="437136152
Cool! The only differences I can see between that and my 90s Witness are the serrations and the beavertail.

(http://i.imgur.com/MjnOrr1.png)

The trigger isn't perfect and I've thought about a Henning flat trigger as well :awesome:

Sedanchair, use this gun to kill yourself

I'm sorry, I'm sure you mean this gun.

(http://www.firearmstalk.com/images/3/9/0/8/3/c9-hi-303.jpg)

Because yeah, black man hand cannon.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: professional lurker on November 05, 2014, 12:32:10 AM
A Mulatto/an Albino/A Mosquito/My Libido
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Carbpoole on November 05, 2014, 02:42:44 AM
"Mulatto: A cross-breed of negro and human"

Yup, the old encyclopedias still got it.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on November 05, 2014, 03:04:32 AM
Guys, guys, I think I figured it out:  sedanchair is as dumb and useless as a nigger, so even though he's technically a pasty fat white wasp he's dumb enough to qualify as black.

Mystery solved.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on November 05, 2014, 03:08:38 AM
Guys, guys, I think I figured it out:  sedanchair is as dumb and useless as a nigger, so even though he's technically a pasty fat white wasp he's dumb enough to qualify as black.

Mystery solved.

whynotboth.jpg
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: FUCK! on November 05, 2014, 03:10:39 AM
jesus christ a real magical negro! someone call stephen king!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on November 05, 2014, 10:37:25 AM
A Mulatto/an Albino/A Mosquito/My Libido

With his lights out, he's less dangerous.

Your race is toy!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on November 05, 2014, 01:35:54 PM
A Mulatto/an Albino/A Mosquito/My Libido

With his lights out, he's less dangerous.

It is a point in his favor that blacks are usually stupid and contagious.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on November 05, 2014, 01:42:59 PM
A Mulatto/an Albino/A Mosquito/My Libido

With his lights out, he's less dangerous.

It is a point in his favor that blacks are usually stupid and contagious.

Load up on guns, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and pretend
She's over bored and self assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word






These are the actual lyrics it's like he had a crystal ball that could only see this faggot.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Carbpoole on November 05, 2014, 03:08:43 PM
Maybe he's got a mole that's really dark so he sees himself as partially black.


Don't forget that we're dealing with idiots that thinks liking pink qualifies a man to be a woman, so a mole might make a Christopher feel like a Tyrevse.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: FUCK! on November 05, 2014, 11:55:06 PM
12 years a sjw
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Tranny Feet on November 06, 2014, 12:37:25 AM
I think it speaks to how fucked in the head and invested in his internet persona this idiot is that he's trying to argue the toss here instead of giving it "whoops, I fucked up" and hiding in embarrassment. How all-consuming and important must you treat your online arguments and your silly fucking "reputation" with a bunch of anonymous assholes - text on a fucking screen - that you'll literally argue white is black? It's like a toddler with ice cream all over its face denying that it's been in the freezer. Hilarious and demented.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on November 06, 2014, 02:55:08 AM
Hey sedanchair I know you're reading this so let's have a nice discussion about your "blackness" why don't we?

Scouts honor I'll give you $20 in SA gift certs if you'll engage with us here and help us understand your weirdness (minimum 10 meaningful posts) and wannabe blackness.  I'm not kidding.  Has to be done in good faith and honestly, of course.

I'm also not kidding when I say that I have your doxx and am still mulling over whether I should drop them or not.  Maybe if you engage a bit and/or fess up to your wannabe niggerness I'll sit on my screenshots and you can avoid the embarrassment (don't worry I won't post personal stuff -- just online stuff, which you know is bad enough.)

Think about it ok?

Love,
Shower of clowns

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on November 06, 2014, 03:07:16 AM
I'm also not kidding when I say that I have your doxx and am still mulling over whether I should drop them or not.

Cis Scum alt spotted. Post the ass bruise.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on November 06, 2014, 07:27:17 AM
Let's not forget he also claimed to be an oppressed muslim.

Betting dollars to donuts fat pasty white dude spends his time on /r/atheism.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on November 06, 2014, 11:03:32 AM
I'm also not kidding when I say that I have your doxx and am still mulling over whether I should drop them or not.

Cis Scum alt spotted. Post the ass bruise.
I swear I'm not cis. (Cis, rocket, osi: please come back, we love and forgive you)
Fucking pad/tapatalk ate my massive response I wrote to this attempt so fuck it.  Work is a beast this month so it will take time for me to write up the info. I still don't know what to share and what to hide.   Sedanchair why don't you come make a thread so we can talk like bros together.   You know I have your info (not just white boy hand on a gun) and you've outed yourself on SA and other forums so many times.  Here's your chance to set the record straight of own up.   Do it, coward.

Let me be super clear:  you come here and post in good faith. We have conversation and learn from each other.  Awesome. Or...

You ignore this, and I drop your doxx and then probably wild men from /pol/  go nuts on you (not sose because we don't do IRL stuff here) but I can't control the offsites.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on November 06, 2014, 11:08:16 AM
Being head and shoulders consistently the worst poster in DnD is pretty impressive honestly.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Trigger Word: Everything on November 06, 2014, 11:44:46 AM
I'm also not kidding when I say that I have your doxx and am still mulling over whether I should drop them or not.

Cis Scum alt spotted. Post the ass bruise.
I swear I'm not cis. (Cis, rocket, osi: please come back, we love and forgive you)
Fucking pad/tapatalk ate my massive response I wrote to this attempt so fuck it.  Work is a beast this month so it will take time for me to write up the info. I still don't know what to share and what to hide.   Sedanchair why don't you come make a thread so we can talk like bros together.   You know I have your info (not just white boy hand on a gun) and you've outed yourself on SA and other forums so many times.  Here's your chance to set the record straight of own up.   Do it, coward.

Let me be super clear:  you come here and post in good faith. We have conversation and learn from each other.  Awesome. Or...

You ignore this, and I drop your doxx and then probably wild men from /pol/  go nuts on you (not sose because we don't do IRL stuff here) but I can't control the offsites.

Is doxxing a pretend black dude a pretend hate crime?
 :adam:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on November 06, 2014, 12:04:14 PM
I'm also not kidding when I say that I have your doxx and am still mulling over whether I should drop them or not.

Cis Scum alt spotted. Post the ass bruise.
I swear I'm not cis. (Cis, rocket, osi: please come back, we love and forgive you)
Fucking pad/tapatalk ate my massive response I wrote to this attempt so fuck it.  Work is a beast this month so it will take time for me to write up the info. I still don't know what to share and what to hide.   Sedanchair why don't you come make a thread so we can talk like bros together.   You know I have your info (not just white boy hand on a gun) and you've outed yourself on SA and other forums so many times.  Here's your chance to set the record straight of own up.   Do it, coward.

Let me be super clear:  you come here and post in good faith. We have conversation and learn from each other.  Awesome. Or...

You ignore this, and I drop your doxx and then probably wild men from /pol/  go nuts on you (not sose because we don't do IRL stuff here) but I can't control the offsites.

Is doxxing a pretend black dude a pretend hate crime?
 :adam:

i wonder if he oretends to pray to mecca 5 times a day as well
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on November 06, 2014, 12:04:42 PM
I'm also not kidding when I say that I have your doxx and am still mulling over whether I should drop them or not.

Cis Scum alt spotted. Post the ass bruise.

*paddles up to thread*

He's not CIS Scum

*floats downstream to SCUMNET™ HQ*
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: POST FRANK on November 06, 2014, 12:13:35 PM
would it be better or worse if it was a black pretending to be white
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: As a white male I on November 06, 2014, 12:23:28 PM
A limp-wrist faggot like Sedanchair will never engage on a conversation here or admit he's wrong.

You know what you must do. Drop the doxx. Do it.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on November 06, 2014, 12:53:02 PM
(Cis, rocket, osi: please come back, we love and forgive you)

For reals. All three of them smart funny tier-1 posters.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on November 06, 2014, 12:55:51 PM
id ideally like to see a full tier list
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on November 06, 2014, 01:02:18 PM
A limp-wrist faggot like Sedanchair will never engage on a conversation here or admit he's wrong.

You know what you must do. Drop the doxx. Do it.

He won't do it because there is no greek chorus to rabidly back him up.

I wonder how many DnD posters will vouch for his nogglyness without having seen a picture of him?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Monostats Infected Scrotum on November 06, 2014, 01:05:25 PM
A limp-wrist faggot like Sedanchair will never engage on a conversation here or admit he's wrong.

You know what you must do. Drop the doxx. Do it.

Hell, maybe we should threaten doxxes most of the time (do a few real doxxes just to maintain the fear level), but for the most part threaten them for the assholes we know aren't actually THAT bad (and we already have the screencaps), but are still faggots shitting up the internet with their cum oozing posts, just to watch them salt the earth in terror of the bad men who might expose their MLP dickgirl porn fetishes, but never make it clear who we are really going to dox for reals.

Watching SA faggots shit themselves during the golden age of doxxing was sometimes even more funny than the actual doxxes IMO.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: POST FRANK on November 06, 2014, 01:08:32 PM
(Cis, rocket, osi: please come back, we love and forgive you)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 06, 2014, 01:13:59 PM
BLANKET OF FEAR
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: coon mover on November 06, 2014, 01:23:03 PM
Drop the fucking dox
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Autistic Yankee on November 06, 2014, 01:23:59 PM
id ideally like to see a full tier list


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Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: coon mover on November 06, 2014, 01:25:14 PM
Don't clean them up either just drop them raw and dirty
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: amulet of faggotry +2 on November 06, 2014, 01:46:47 PM
I don't give a shit about sedanchair, drop the eleanor jefferson ass pics
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: blasting_asshole on November 06, 2014, 01:48:38 PM
Has a dox threat ever actually gotten a spineless goon to show up and defend themselves? Just lay it down, already.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Huffington Post on November 06, 2014, 02:30:45 PM
I'm also not kidding when I say that I have your doxx and am still mulling over whether I should drop them or not.

(http://i.imgur.com/0L3pV.gif)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on November 06, 2014, 05:49:23 PM
You need to do one of those things where you cut off some fingers or an ear and mail it to him to let him know you mean business, and you'll totally kill his posting career if he doesn't get his HIGH YELLOW ass over here so we can laugh at him.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on November 06, 2014, 05:55:13 PM
Drop the dox!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on November 06, 2014, 06:11:36 PM
I don't think SS can handle another fake doxx threat.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Eboltzer1 on November 06, 2014, 06:13:19 PM
At least confirm if he's really lily white child
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 06, 2014, 07:15:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWi8xJJwctU

This is supposedly him...skin tone looks pretty light....but is it light enough to belong to the hand in question? And if it's not him in this video, who is it?

You see, I have curly hair, so I must be black.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on November 06, 2014, 08:17:04 PM
He's just going to say he's a quadroon.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: nunya on November 06, 2014, 08:36:03 PM
His great grandparents were the grandchildren of octaroons
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on November 06, 2014, 09:03:15 PM
Found this on his youtube channel,but i don't know if it's him. Dude's crazy as fuck though so.... :umberto:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jwtUDxhWs8
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Small Weinered Goon on November 06, 2014, 09:09:36 PM
He can go the Fauxcahontas route: make up whatever you want and if anyone challenges you, they're a bigot!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: walrus rape strategy on November 06, 2014, 10:53:09 PM
Someone who's good with Photoshop needs to take the "I passed for white" movie poster in Discount Thai Surgery's sig and rework it into a "I pretended to be black" poster in honor of SedanChair.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Chael P Sonnen on November 06, 2014, 11:07:39 PM
is insidiator alive or od'd
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: GFR on November 06, 2014, 11:13:23 PM
Has a dox threat ever actually gotten a spineless goon to show up and defend themselves? Just lay it down, already.

BrooklynBruiser showed up after the doxx drop.

Link goes to where his weak ass defense begins: http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=4256.msg86062#msg86062

Edit: This doxx was the origin & jurisprudence of the now common "dead grandmother" defense.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on November 07, 2014, 02:00:34 AM
Found this on his youtube channel,but i don't know if it's him. Dude's crazy as fuck though so.... :umberto:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jwtUDxhWs8

Nah, that's Eripsa. Another prominent D&D guy who made the "Attention Economy" thread. Basically he wants to build our economy around invisible marbles shooting out of our eyes. I'm not kidding.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3462638

That video does give you a good glimpse into the kind of people that frequent D&D though.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SooperPooper on November 07, 2014, 09:52:13 AM
(Cis, rocket, osi: please come back, we love and forgive you)

For reals. All three of them smart funny tier-1 posters.

Yeah, I'd like to see them come.back as well.

Come back OSI! Also, rise from the grave robin williams and start posting on your rocket account as well as your cis scum account
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: BubbaCat on November 07, 2014, 11:10:42 AM
(Cis, rocket, osi: please come back, we love and forgive you)

For reals. All three of them smart funny tier-1 posters.

Yeah, I'd like to see them come.back as well.

Come back OSI! Also, rise from the grave robin williams and start posting on your rocket account as well as your cis scum account

Seriously, guys.  It's been long enough.  Come back and bask in the love. :reagan:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SooperPooper on November 07, 2014, 12:58:04 PM
(Cis, rocket, osi: please come back, we love and forgive you)

For reals. All three of them smart funny tier-1 posters.

Yeah, I'd like to see them come.back as well.

Come back OSI! Also, rise from the grave robin williams and start posting on your rocket account as well as your cis scum account

Seriously, guys.  It's been long enough.  Come back and bask in the love. :reagan:


Free plat SS account upgrades. We miss you bros
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: FreakyDeaky on November 07, 2014, 01:10:43 PM
I also enjoy making empty doxx threats to fake black people on the internet.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Obese-n-Triggered on November 07, 2014, 01:31:13 PM
I just love that he's a noxious hysterical noisome jerk on the forums and there we go - whiny white dude. It reinforces my stereotype of SJW's and their ilk being mentally ill white folks for the most part.

Thanks for being an idiot, SedanChair. Finally, you've done something funny!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: J Dog on November 07, 2014, 06:17:21 PM
BrooklynBruiser showed up after the doxx drop.

Am I wrong to hope BB cleaned up his life after that topic--lost weight, graduated college, stopped being a faggot--and is now a productive member of society?

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: J Dog on November 07, 2014, 06:21:22 PM
Who am I kidding, he's probably a troon by now.

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghost of eloH on November 07, 2014, 06:49:56 PM
I'm also not kidding when I say that I have your doxx and am still mulling over whether I should drop them or not.

Cis Scum alt spotted. Post the ass bruise.
I swear I'm not cis. (Cis, rocket, osi: please come back, we love and forgive you)
Fucking pad/tapatalk ate my massive response I wrote to this attempt so fuck it.  Work is a beast this month so it will take time for me to write up the info. I still don't know what to share and what to hide.   Sedanchair why don't you come make a thread so we can talk like bros together.   You know I have your info (not just white boy hand on a gun) and you've outed yourself on SA and other forums so many times.  Here's your chance to set the record straight of own up.   Do it, coward.

Let me be super clear:  you come here and post in good faith. We have conversation and learn from each other.  Awesome. Or...

You ignore this, and I drop your doxx and then probably wild men from /pol/  go nuts on you (not sose because we don't do IRL stuff here) but I can't control the offsites.

care hard faggot
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on November 07, 2014, 07:42:09 PM
It was just another average day at the Springfield County Courthouse/Hospital/Garage/Biker Bar/Engineering Lab. Rocket had been on his way to court for most of the morning and was looking forward to a full afternoon of the same.

Suddenly, a faint breeze blew down the hallway, carrying with it a hint of something familiar… something that smelled of dirt, chickens, sewage and exotic cooking. With the breeze was a low humming sound, reverberating off the marble hallway connecting the court room to the ER.

Rocket paused, the smell and sound triggering something inside him. It was a feeling he had not had for months. But no matter, have to get to court!

As Rocket passed the motorcycle repair bay, the smell and sound grew larger. Now he could tell that they were coming from outside the building, wafting in through the ventilation ducts in the bay’s ER. They both grew stronger by the second until they became a deafening roar, drowning out the Judge who was in the middle of fixing the tail pipe on a 1930 Indian 4.

There was a screech of rubber and the noise stopped, but the smell grew stronger. It was as if someone had buried a diaper full of curry in a barnyard, then stuffed it in a corpse left to rot in the sun. Heavy footsteps reverberated through the custom carved wood paneling of the children’s skydiving ward.

Rocket could make out a silhouette at the end of the hallway. It appeared to be a four legged beast with a massive, armored head and a plastic cylinder strapped to its side like a saddle bag.

A meek, smoking hot, totally submissive yet unwilling to acknowledge her sexuality secretary approached the figure and stammered:

“C…can… I…. h-h-help…. you?”

A solitary figure sat upright on the four legged beast. As he inhaled, the electricity began to flicker. In the natural pause before speaking, Rocket could hear other females sheltered in the jury room/CAD ward scream in cries of painful anticipation. The figure slowly, deliberately began to speak.

“WHERE…

Glass shattered, showering Rocket with fine particles, slicing at his skin. Thank goodness he had his EMT kit today!

“IS…”

Plaster cracked off the walls, revealing structural flaws easily detectable now that they were exposed to the light of day. Ah, a little side project to work on after court!

“ROC…”

Every motorcycle in the tri-county area spontaneously switched on its ignition and went to full RPM, creating a blaze of burning tire smoke and flaming out dozens of engines. Something to make a thread about on Topix after tonight’s constitutional!

“…KET?”

With the final syllable, 372 illegal immigrants in Springfield County were raised five feet in the air as if drawn by The Rapture towards heaven. But instead of ascending they were slammed to the ground upon spikes made of pure steroid free eggshell that had erupted from the ground instantly killing all of them.

After a pause of deafening silence, a new voice emerged from the plastic pod strapped to what was now clearly a Triceratops.

“Yeah, where’s Rocket at? I bet you weirdoes know the last second he logged in. Hey OSI, can we wrap this up? I need to go work out for a few hours and I don’t want to be late. Need to make it back in time to watch a 20 minute movie with the bride, ya know.”

They had come for him! Rocket’s old, shamefully decrepit penis began to twitch beneath the pair of mother’s underwear that he had snitched from her bureau this morning. This meant only one thing. It was time to come back.

“Gentlemen! So pleasant to see you! I would be more than happy to accompany you back to SS, but right now, I’m on my way to court!”
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on November 07, 2014, 07:44:01 PM
PS - Fuck all three of them, I hope they never show up again.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: posting ironically on November 07, 2014, 09:51:20 PM
Drop the fucking dox
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Republican Fat Cat on November 07, 2014, 11:55:30 PM
Drop the fucking dox
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on November 08, 2014, 12:19:29 AM
Drop the fucking dox
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on November 08, 2014, 01:03:59 AM
PS - Fuck all three of them, I hope they never show up again.

(http://i.imgur.com/LL8Jq8V.jpg)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: bolonium on November 08, 2014, 02:29:36 AM
Rocket and OSI sure but we do not need sips cum back any time soon.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Diamond Dallas Page on November 08, 2014, 03:58:10 AM
BrooklynBruiser showed up after the doxx drop.

Am I wrong to hope BB cleaned up his life after that topic--lost weight, graduated college, stopped being a faggot--and is now a productive member of society?

Yes.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Gender Swapped Dinosaur on November 08, 2014, 04:18:09 AM
BrooklynBruiser showed up after the doxx drop.

Am I wrong to hope BB cleaned up his life after that topic--lost weight, graduated college, stopped being a faggot--and is now a productive member of society?

That's probably as likely as The Taliban becoming a feminist organization.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: GameDev Grade Dildo on November 08, 2014, 06:08:26 AM


BrooklynBruiser showed up after the doxx drop.

Am I wrong to hope BB cleaned up his life after that topic--lost weight, graduated college, stopped being a faggot--and is now a productive member of society?

That's probably as likely as The Taliban becoming a feminist organization.

They are against any kind of sexy clothes, think it's just fine to molest little boys (while identifying as a man), and wash themselves maybe once a month. They'd fit in on Tumblr all right.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on November 08, 2014, 10:45:53 AM
while we're at it, where the fuck is randbot?  was he carried away by dingos?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on November 09, 2014, 11:26:57 AM
Incredible detective work guys, I'm running for cover over here. Or you could have arrived at the same conclusion by reading one of the many posts I have made where I've explained my background and clearly stated that I do not look black.

I really thought I knew what the absence of a life was until Arkane tipped me to the existence of this thread. Wow there's a stink coming off you fellas.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Salacious B. Crumb on November 09, 2014, 11:30:16 AM
Incredible detective work guys, I'm running for cover over here. Or you could have arrived at the same conclusion by reading one of the many posts I have made where I've explained my background and clearly stated that I do not look black.

I really thought I knew what the absence of a life was until Arkane tipped me to the existence of this thread. Wow there's a stink coming off you fellas.

Boy, go tell your whip that I'll be down shortly to check on the progress of my cotton fields.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Man Hands on November 09, 2014, 11:31:08 AM
Incredible detective work guys, I'm running for cover over here. Or you could have arrived at the same conclusion by reading one of the many posts I have made where I've explained my background and clearly stated that I do not look black.

I really thought I knew what the absence of a life was until Arkane tipped me to the existence of this thread. Wow there's a stink coming off you fellas.

You may not look black but you sure as fuck act and post like one.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Cantankerous Old Nigger on November 09, 2014, 11:32:07 AM
Incredible detective work guys, I'm running for cover over here. Or you could have arrived at the same conclusion by reading one of the many posts I have made where I've explained my background and clearly stated that I do not look black.

I really thought I knew what the absence of a life was until Arkane tipped me to the existence of this thread. Wow there's a stink coming off you fellas.
No shit you don't look black, nigga, you a honky motherfucker don't you fuckin nerds bitch about cultural appropriation or some shit?

I bet you don't even like watermelon.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on November 09, 2014, 11:35:46 AM
Also, please doxx me. Do it.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on November 09, 2014, 11:36:52 AM
youre an idiot
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on November 09, 2014, 11:39:49 AM
You roleplayed being black and used it as a debate bludgeon for YEARS (im darker than you and im white as fuck idiot) and now you have a handful of people calling you a loser. Oh the care
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on November 09, 2014, 11:41:09 AM
theres very few things posted on this website that disrespects black people more than your pathetic use of them as a debate tool.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Renegade Jew on November 09, 2014, 11:42:46 AM
Also, please doxx me. Do it.

shut the fuck up
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Renegade Jew on November 09, 2014, 11:43:58 AM
anyone who wants to be doxxed is a lonely faggot who craves attention because they never got it as a kid or something
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: mingtheempathyless on November 09, 2014, 11:52:33 AM
Also, please doxx me. Do it.

"Your doxx are toy"

Are you willing to entertain a concept? Your snide, superior attitude may just result from, well, acting so snide and superior all the time. It's like an ouroboros of bitchy, frustrated nastiness. Someone always has to be wrong, all the time with you. Everything has to be a battle. Even when there's nothing to argue about, you look for the worst possible way to take anything, just so you can be right. Relax, motherfucker. Shit.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on November 09, 2014, 11:53:07 AM
You roleplayed being black and used it as a debate bludgeon for YEARS (im darker than you and im white as fuck idiot) and now you have a handful of people calling you a loser. Oh the care

You may have inferred that but well, you know. Pretty tough to keep sad white supremacists from just stewing in their juices and coming up with some idea on their own, that has no relationship with the truth.

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on November 09, 2014, 11:54:20 AM
Lol his dox are as boring as you'd expect.  Boring, pasty white shutin sad brains loser pretends to be a nigger on the Internet for e cred.

I still can't believe my gambit worked.   :stewart:

What a desperate little white man.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Cantankerous Old Nigger on November 09, 2014, 11:54:36 AM
Shut the fuck up with that white supremacy bullshit, you culturally appropriating fucking shitlord. Check your white privilege and don't whitesplain to us how it is.

Damn, that felt good, I can do this SJW schtick.  :tuss:

it is pretty lol that we waited so long for the dox that the sad goon himself showed up and asked for it

"Please confirm that i'm a fat dork! I'm not entirely sure, myself, even."
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on November 09, 2014, 11:55:33 AM
Lol his dox are as boring as you'd expect.  Boring, pasty white shutin sad brains loser pretends to be a nigger on the Internet for e cred.

I still can't believe my gambit worked.   :stewart:

What a desperate little white man.

Nonono its canon now, we have his credit score and the address of several girls who refused to go out with him . And uhhh, the color of all of his childhood toys
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on November 09, 2014, 11:58:50 AM
Lol his dox are as boring as you'd expect.  Boring, pasty white shutin sad brains loser pretends to be a nigger on the Internet for e cred.

I still can't believe my gambit worked.   :stewart:

What a desperate little white man.

Nonono its canon now, we have his credit score and the address of several girls who refused to go out with him . And uhhh, the color of all of his childhood toys
Yeah clemen other than the embarrassingly fake niggershines that's about as interesting as this sad sack gets.  I'm actually starting to feel a little sorry for the little (fat) scamp.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Renegade Jew on November 09, 2014, 11:59:50 AM
You may have inferred that but well, you know. Pretty tough to keep sad white supremacists from just stewing in their juices and coming up with some idea on their own, that has no relationship with the truth.
                                                        :say:
(http://i.imgur.com/jdPuPE7.jpg)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Legal Swedish Rape Gang on November 09, 2014, 12:01:00 PM
This is some good stuff right here. :nixon: :reagan:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on November 09, 2014, 12:03:06 PM
You roleplayed being black and used it as a debate bludgeon for YEARS (im darker than you and im white as fuck idiot) and now you have a handful of people calling you a loser. Oh the care

You may have inferred that but well, you know. Pretty tough to keep sad white supremacists from just stewing in their juices and coming up with some idea on their own, that has no relationship with the truth.
Wtf are you even trying to say son?  Btw there is at least one real life nigger posting in this thread to mock you.  You should probably hang your head (or whole self) in shame for that cultural appropriation and ethnic erasure you're doing all day every day on SA.

Better yet go to ferguson and stand in solidarity with your protesting "brothers" so you end up in the hospital like that other white boy SJW nigger wannabe that the gang of 30 thugs put in the hospital.  Be sure to livestream it.

Cracker.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on November 09, 2014, 12:05:17 PM
remember guys "debate is toy" to him so im sure hes about to lay the smackdown
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: J Dog on November 09, 2014, 12:06:31 PM
Pick one:
"I'm black, I just don't look it because my parents are white."
"My family is South African."
"I'm a black albino."
"I have a rare skin condition that makes me look like a fat, pasty nerd."
"I use lots of sunscreen."


Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Renegade Jew on November 09, 2014, 12:08:59 PM
Lol his dox are as boring as you'd expect.  Boring, pasty white shutin sad brains loser pretends to be a nigger on the Internet for e cred.

I still can't believe my gambit worked.   :stewart:

What a desperate little white man.

Nonono its canon now, we have his credit score and the address of several girls who refused to go out with him . And uhhh, the color of all of his childhood toys

fellow doxxnet agents i have just googled sedanchair's own posting itt and here's what i can confirm about him: he is faggot
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on November 09, 2014, 12:12:12 PM
Pick one:
"I'm black, I just don't look it because my parents are white."
"My family is South African."
"I'm a black albino."
"I have a rare skin condition that makes me look like a fat, pasty nerd."
"I use lots of sunscreen."
Transethnic. he identifies as black (for e cred on his Internet hugbox) don't fantasy-race shame!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: food desert on November 09, 2014, 12:27:09 PM
fagmins better warm up their ban buttons should anyone dare challenge this master debater.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: mingtheempathyless on November 09, 2014, 12:32:57 PM
Quote from: Sedanchair
Arkane posted:
888 about charter schools

Arkane's PM posted:
Just heard that you aren't black but instead a fat white guy. Laughed for a solid 30 seconds. So many demented D&D posters.

You should try and do something with your life instead of spending hours a day in the social justice echo chamber of D&D. Real talk. Get your shit together. Life is short.


Think about it at least.

Holy shit, there's no helping you. What is wrong with you, Sedanchair? Are you even capable of arguing in good faith? How was that meant to contribute to the discussion?

edit: LOL, he yanked that shit quickly.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: GFR on November 09, 2014, 12:38:37 PM
Also, please doxx me. Do it.

Why?
:say:
:christina:

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Cantankerous Old Nigger on November 09, 2014, 12:42:47 PM
Also, please doxx me. Do it.

Why?
:say:
:christina:
He wants to go back to his lefty overlords and be all "Look! They doxxed me too! I'm cool now!"  :unparsons:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on November 09, 2014, 12:53:57 PM
He really isn't cool at all.  Not even a little bit.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Literally Shaking on November 09, 2014, 12:54:20 PM
You roleplayed being black and used it as a debate bludgeon for YEARS (im darker than you and im white as fuck idiot) and now you have a handful of people calling you a loser. Oh the care

You may have inferred that but well, you know. Pretty tough to keep sad white supremacists from just stewing in their juices and coming up with some idea on their own, that has no relationship with the truth.

Post a picture, time stamped with your user name. Must be full body.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Trigger Word: Everything on November 09, 2014, 12:55:52 PM
Quote from: Sedanchair
Arkane posted:
888 about charter schools

Arkane's PM posted:
Just heard that you aren't black but instead a fat white guy. Laughed for a solid 30 seconds. So many demented D&D posters.

You should try and do something with your life instead of spending hours a day in the social justice echo chamber of D&D. Real talk. Get your shit together. Life is short.


Think about it at least.

Holy shit, there's no helping you. What is wrong with you, Sedanchair? Are you even capable of arguing in good faith? How was that meant to contribute to the discussion?

edit: LOL, he yanked that shit quickly.


Assume he meant to send it to his favorite mod claiming (trans) racial thoughtcrime, to get Arkane banned.  Perhaps he is literally shaking so much he can no longer think straight.

Trying to keep up a huge batch of lies takes a lot of effort, and eventually you slip, like posting your Stay-Puft (but whiter) hand on SA.

 :stewart:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on November 09, 2014, 12:56:33 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY7qOwaZEqw
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Republican Fat Cat on November 09, 2014, 01:45:32 PM

fellow doxxnet agents i have just googled sedanchair's own posting itt and here's what i can confirm about him: he is faggot

We certainly didn't need doxxnet to figure that out.  :colbert:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on November 09, 2014, 01:47:35 PM
this just in from doxnet: sedanchair has various mental illnesses and if he could afford a car hed get a green one
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: a torrent of piss on November 09, 2014, 02:25:03 PM
Quote from: Sedanchair
Arkane posted:
888 about charter schools

Arkane's PM posted:
Just heard that you aren't black but instead a fat white guy. Laughed for a solid 30 seconds. So many demented D&D posters.

You should try and do something with your life instead of spending hours a day in the social justice echo chamber of D&D. Real talk. Get your shit together. Life is short.


Think about it at least.

Holy shit, there's no helping you. What is wrong with you, Sedanchair? Are you even capable of arguing in good faith? How was that meant to contribute to the discussion?

edit: LOL, he yanked that shit quickly.


Assume he meant to send it to his favorite mod claiming (trans) racial thoughtcrime, to get Arkane banned.  Perhaps he is literally shaking so much he can no longer think straight.



 :stewart:

Well faggots usually can't think straight to begin with.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on November 09, 2014, 02:43:05 PM
maybe one day he'll yearn for the self worth and pride you get by voting republican
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: As a white male I on November 09, 2014, 03:18:08 PM
So Sedanchair, how does it feel to be such a broken sadbrain you even proceed to lie about your race?

I mean, you really gotta hate your flabby white skin. Have you tried cutting? I hear that's also a good way to vent your self-hatred. It would also result in less awful forum posts.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on November 09, 2014, 03:21:29 PM
Is SedanChair even doxworthy? Sure, being the worst poster in DnD is pretty impressive but the real achievements of Doxnet were always revealing massive hypocrisy 'ala Zeitguiest. Yeah, pretending to be black so you can bludgeon wrong thinkers on the internet is pretty laughable but do we really need to know more than that?

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: J Dog on November 09, 2014, 03:27:20 PM
The guy who's obsessed with bigotry turned out to be a white guy in blackface.  I don't know how you could top that unless he's also a klan member.



Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on November 09, 2014, 03:37:28 PM
I'm going to laugh so hard if SedanChair claims to be black based on a miniscule amount of African ancestry (which is something about a quarter of white Americans have as well).

Of course he can just post a picture to disprove all of us holding a sign "Hello SomethingSensitive" but I'm willing to bet thats not going to happen.

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 09, 2014, 03:39:46 PM
Really, I can understand half your niggershines, but one thing I can't understand for the life of me.

(http://i.imgur.com/PEWq4nx.jpg)

Why the FUCK did you do this?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on November 09, 2014, 03:44:49 PM
I seem to recall SedanChair at one point getting all  :smug: about "whites and guns".

Pretty funny now in retrospect.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Sum Beezy on November 09, 2014, 03:47:00 PM
I'm going to laugh so hard if SedanChair claims to be black based on a miniscule amount of African ancestry (which is something about a quarter of white Americans have as well).

Of course he can just post a picture to disprove all of us holding a sign "Hello SomethingSensitive" but I'm willing to bet thats not going to happen.

Really, why doesn't he do that? He wants us to doxx him anyway, I think it'd be a great way to show these racist pants-shitters what for.

Instead we get "I don't look black." Perhaps, perhaps, he doesn't look black because he isn't black.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 09, 2014, 03:54:28 PM
I would like to give to you, my friends at SS high command, the first picture of SedanChair uncovered.

(http://i.imgur.com/lEBZWeL.png)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on November 09, 2014, 04:00:47 PM
 :stewart: No fucking way this is legit.

Right?  :lilal:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 09, 2014, 04:05:22 PM
:stewart: No fucking way this is legit.

Right?  :lilal:

More legit that SedanChair bein' black.

 :smug:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on November 09, 2014, 04:05:53 PM
Heh I see what you did there.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on November 09, 2014, 04:45:47 PM
Quote from: sedanchair
white supremacists

Hush now, we keep that part a secret from all the spics, chinks, and niggers we have posting on here.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Slacktivist on November 09, 2014, 04:51:10 PM
Consider two futures.

The first is a future where instead of saying "I should stop pretending to be a black person and using it as a bludgeon to win arguments on the internet" a retard like SedanChair decides to double down and go full retard strength on SS because the thought of a doxx scares him so he'll reverse psychology us!!! Yowza! HEH HEH EVEN IF YOU DOXX ME I DON'T CARE, YOU MAD?

The second is a future where SedanChair is so fucking pathetic that even this little amount of negative attention is flooding his brain with happy electrical signals. Being doxxed will be a badge of honor for him, proof that "spreading awareness" is every bit as dangerous and meaningful as leaving the house to do literally anything else.

all is faggot  :geithner:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on November 09, 2014, 04:58:39 PM
Heh, I signed up on this website of losers I don't care about to own them with some truthbombs, umadbro  :smug:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on November 09, 2014, 05:16:28 PM
Incredible detective work guys, I'm running for cover over here. Or you could have arrived at the same conclusion by reading one of the many posts I have made where I've explained my background and clearly stated that I do not look black.

As a permabanned pants shitter, I am not familiar with your background.

Please enwhiten, er... enlighten.... oh fuck it, just tell us your story.

 :popcorn:

Um.... I meant:


(http://i.imgur.com/R2fkJFj.gif)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: a torrent of piss on November 09, 2014, 06:12:59 PM
Yeah seriously did you fall in a vat of chemicals like the Joker?

Share your secrets with your fellow black posters so that we can attain white privilege.

Also show us your face. Because you're whiter than both Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson and Vinn Diesel.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on November 09, 2014, 06:23:41 PM
its like a reverse uncle ruckus
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Tranny Feet on November 09, 2014, 06:37:54 PM
Self-loathing underachiever adopts imperious and sneering internet persona to counterbalance real life mediocrity and lack of recognition. Probably self-medicates with alcohol or drugs to cover the same which has the side-effect of acting as a feedback loop for the constant stream of haughty bullshit and diatribes railing against the system and people that won't give his obvious greatness its due.

That would be my guess.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on November 09, 2014, 07:07:03 PM
Sedanchair, you don't have to talk about it here at the back of the forum. One of the fagmins has surely approved you for the Whites Only portion. Talk to us there.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on November 09, 2014, 07:16:18 PM
Let's pre-preemptively play: "Called! Out! On! Bullshit!", the game where we take your explanation and laugh at how thin it is.

For reference, here's our contestant's actual hands:

(http://i.imgur.com/MjnOrr1.png)

Now let's see some examples of excuses forums user J Dog has already supplied you:

Pick one:
"I'm black, I just don't look it because my parents are white."

Commonly referred to as "mulatto":

(http://i.imgur.com/M8q34m5.jpg)

Quote
"My family is South African."

Eh, whatever you're still a kaffir.

(http://i.imgur.com/HubHIdRl.jpg)

Quote
"I'm a black albino."

The hands of noted African-American albino actor, Sir Maejor:

(http://i.imgur.com/sy5xy6y.jpg)

Quote
"I have a rare skin condition that makes me look like a fat, pasty nerd."

What is Vitiligo:

(http://i.imgur.com/BnLQ9Uml.jpg)


Quote
"I use lots of sunscreen."

Sadly, all sunscreen does for black folk is prevent them from getting darker:

(http://i.imgur.com/DiKWz2u.jpg)

So there you have it! Now go ahead and pick your explanation!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Muh Dick on November 09, 2014, 07:26:16 PM
You roleplayed being black and used it as a debate bludgeon for YEARS (im darker than you and im white as fuck idiot) and now you have a handful of people calling you a loser. Oh the care

You may have inferred that but well, you know. Pretty tough to keep sad white supremacists from just stewing in their juices and coming up with some idea on their own, that has no relationship with the truth.

I dunno, man, that post is almost such an incomprehensible travesty of English that I think maybe sedanchair really IS a nigger

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on November 09, 2014, 07:51:49 PM
it's going to be awkward in heaven at the sedanchair family reunion when his black ancestor shows up and so do the hundreds or so who worked in the slave trade
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on November 09, 2014, 08:06:14 PM
Prove us wrong SedanChair and I'll let you choose my avatar and name as well. :toxx:

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: neat on November 09, 2014, 10:27:10 PM

You may have inferred that but well, you know. Pretty tough to keep sad white supremacists from just stewing in their juices and coming up with some idea on their own, that has no relationship with the truth.



Wrong you fucking faggot, I'm not sad 8)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Psycho Dad on November 09, 2014, 11:16:16 PM
There was a whitey in the woodpile?  :jesse:

I don't know this guy from Adam, but he looks to be as black and svelte as Michael Moore.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on November 10, 2014, 12:54:48 AM
lol what did I miss this weekend? :allears:

I thought debate was a toy, and he could out debate "any republican".  Guess when a faggot leaves the hugbox, he can't do it for long.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: [L.N.E]Giblets on November 10, 2014, 06:18:26 AM
SHAMONE mothafucka he's just embracing that legendary black role model's example by going from blacky to whitey. Michael Jacksoff, eeh-hee, we've been struck by a smooth lumpy criminal.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on November 10, 2014, 09:03:37 AM
You guys are super into this, it's alarming frankly

Here I'll give you the full rundown, if you can't find me after this I guess you are retarded. Gramps was a liberal commie aclu president and prof at a private university in the sixties, involved with indian fishing rights, civil rights march etc. Most of his kids were the first white students at their respective schools. So his daughters married black men, obviously they received the nigger imprinting from being socialized by gramps' policy of race suicide.

Dad's family tended to come out all sorts of different colors; he and his five siblings ran the gamut in skin tone from redbone to Usher. You never knew what color the next one was going to come out. In any case, he was on the dark end of the spectrum. If you learned about black people from sites other than chimpout, you'd know that to be pretty common.

So, I was produced, an african-american undercover in the guise of Fred Savage. It was always entertaining as a kid to hear my teachers talk shit about black people and then ta-da! Parent-teacher conference day.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on November 10, 2014, 09:48:54 AM
Just post your goddamn picture noone cares about how much your grandpa loved Indian fishing rights.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 10, 2014, 09:53:54 AM
Indian fishing rights and black men. Talk abut shit that doesn't go together.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SooperPooper on November 10, 2014, 09:56:50 AM
As a black man, does your white privilege bother you?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Got Soylent? on November 10, 2014, 10:01:38 AM
You guys are super into this, it's alarming frankly

Here I'll give you the full rundown, if you can't find me after this I guess you are retarded. Gramps was a liberal commie aclu president and prof at a private university in the sixties, involved with indian fishing rights, civil rights march etc. Most of his kids were the first white students at their respective schools. So his daughters married black men, obviously they received the nigger imprinting from being socialized by gramps' policy of race suicide.

Dad's family tended to come out all sorts of different colors; he and his five siblings ran the gamut in skin tone from redbone to Usher. You never knew what color the next one was going to come out. In any case, he was on the dark end of the spectrum. If you learned about black people from sites other than chimpout, you'd know that to be pretty common.

So, I was produced, an african-american undercover in the guise of Fred Savage. It was always entertaining as a kid to hear my teachers talk shit about black people and then ta-da! Parent-teacher conference day.

That's still really stretching your ability to be like, "As a black man," dude. For arguments sake, even if we use the assumption that a visible minority is at a disadvantage in America, you are still not really a visible minority, and would have a pretty poor grasp of the struggles an actual black person goes through in their day to day life. Like, remember that episode where Peter Griffin discovered he is black? That is you. You are quite a bit more white than black, even by that description. I'm the kind of person who doesn't think skin color matter anyway, but honestly dude, I would be pretty offended if I were a black man and some white kid from the suburbs who is like a quarter black stood up and tried to speak for me.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SooperPooper on November 10, 2014, 10:03:51 AM
You guys are super into this, it's alarming frankly

Here I'll give you the full rundown, if you can't find me after this I guess you are retarded. Gramps was a liberal commie aclu president and prof at a private university in the sixties, involved with indian fishing rights, civil rights march etc. Most of his kids were the first white students at their respective schools. So his daughters married black men, obviously they received the nigger imprinting from being socialized by gramps' policy of race suicide.

Dad's family tended to come out all sorts of different colors; he and his five siblings ran the gamut in skin tone from redbone to Usher. You never knew what color the next one was going to come out. In any case, he was on the dark end of the spectrum. If you learned about black people from sites other than chimpout, you'd know that to be pretty common.

So, I was produced, an african-american undercover in the guise of Fred Savage. It was always entertaining as a kid to hear my teachers talk shit about black people and then ta-da! Parent-teacher conference day.

That's still really stretching your ability to be like, "As a black man," dude. For arguments sake, even if we use the assumption that a visible minority is at a disadvantage in America, you are still not really a visible minority, and would have a pretty poor grasp of the struggles an actual black person goes through in their day to day life. Like, remember that episode where Peter Griffin discovered he is black? That is you.

That whole Peter's playhouse thing owned. Do that shit with your reparations. Everything's retaaaaaaaaaded at petah's playhouse!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Trigger Word: Everything on November 10, 2014, 10:04:23 AM
Just post your goddamn picture noone cares about how much your grandpa loved Indian fishing rights.

I'm interested in the time machine his granddaddy invented to send his grandson to school in Little Rock in the late 50's since I went to the most crackeriffic public schools in the world full of poor rednecks and I never heard a teacher make a crack about a black student or blacks in general, even in the 110% white classes taught by the tobacco spitting assistant coaches.
 :rock:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 10, 2014, 10:05:11 AM
So, I was produced, an african-american undercover in the guise of Fred Savage. It was always entertaining as a kid to hear my teachers talk shit about black people and then ta-da! Parent-teacher conference day.

Now we know you are lyin'

Black man hanging out long enough to go to a parent-teacher conference.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on November 10, 2014, 10:05:36 AM
SedanChair, my offer still stands. Show us all that you're not just a pasty suburban white boy looking type and I'll let you change my name and avatar to whatever you want, I even promise to keep it for at least a month.
 
Come on, use those fantastic debating skills and lay the smackdown on some regressives. You might be able to write off some of the other posters here but I'm actually a pretty liberal guy and you won't see me throwing slurs around. I'm ready to have my mind changed, go for it.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 10, 2014, 10:40:06 AM
Your "father" isn't your "father"
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: muslim batman on November 10, 2014, 10:40:43 AM
So your teachers didn't think you passed as black. "Ta-da!"

Can your gynecologist tell the difference?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: coon mover on November 10, 2014, 10:56:57 AM
I think it should be law that all niggers that look white have to carry a sign that says stealth coon or something. Just so good honest white people know what's up.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Procrustes on November 10, 2014, 11:13:50 AM
Lol it took this faggot several days to come up with that ludicrous fantasy backstory

Come on bro you're not even trying!!!!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Concerned Pyschologist on November 10, 2014, 11:18:53 AM
You guys are super into this, it's alarming frankly

What is it you spend all day arguing about over in D&D, again?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: FALSE FLAG POSTING EVENT on November 10, 2014, 11:31:13 AM
Your "father" isn't your "father"

"Little Sedanchair, ,whatta you call cheese that ain't yours?"
"Daddy that's nacho cheese"
"Well I'm nacho daddy neither."
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on November 10, 2014, 11:35:40 AM
Here I'll give you the full rundown, if you can't find me after this I guess you are retarded.

Holy shit how dumb do you think we are? Not only are you pretending to be black, you're pretending to be some other half-famous half-breed in the hope that e-detectives will get the torches and pitchforks out.

Do you think you're the only stupid faggot to show up and pull this trick? Let me introduce you to our hall of fame:

 :drcasio: :d&d: :riffleraffle: :diabetes:

See a trend here?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: J Dog on November 10, 2014, 12:24:00 PM
If you learned about black people from sites other than chimpout, you'd know that to be pretty common.

This article puts it at a one-in-a-million chance for a mixed race baby to be white. 
http://www.sundayworld.com/top-stories/daily-world/black-woman-gives-birth-to-million-to-one-white-baby

The above newspaper also regularly prints articles about Bat Boy and Bigfoot, so the actual rate of occurrence is probably closer to one-in-never.




Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: As a white male I on November 10, 2014, 12:34:25 PM
ITT: Sedanchair swoops in and confirms his understanding of genetics is on par with his understanding of politics and economics.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: An Intelligent Nigger on November 10, 2014, 12:39:13 PM
You guys are super into this, it's alarming frankly

Here I'll give you the full rundown, if you can't find me after this I guess you are retarded. Gramps was a liberal commie aclu president and prof at a private university in the sixties, involved with indian fishing rights, civil rights march etc. Most of his kids were the first white students at their respective schools. So his daughters married black men, obviously they received the nigger imprinting from being socialized by gramps' policy of race suicide.

Dad's family tended to come out all sorts of different colors; he and his five siblings ran the gamut in skin tone from redbone to Usher. You never knew what color the next one was going to come out. In any case, he was on the dark end of the spectrum. If you learned about black people from sites other than chimpout, you'd know that to be pretty common.

So, I was produced, an african-american undercover in the guise of Fred Savage. It was always entertaining as a kid to hear my teachers talk shit about black people and then ta-da! Parent-teacher conference day.

That's a really long-winded way of saying "I'm not really a nigger". 0/10
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on November 10, 2014, 12:41:20 PM
Quote from: sedanchair
Here I'll give you the full rundown, if you can't find me after this I guess you are retarded.

Is there some incredibly famous black activist who championed Indian fishing rights I should be aware of?

I can just imagine if an outspoken MRA shitlord who loved to harp on his race every chance he got was exposed as being, shall we say, not quite appearing the way he described himself, SedanChair would be first in line with a "Heh White People, you know what I mean son :smug:"
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on November 10, 2014, 12:50:50 PM
So his daughters married black men, obviously they received the nigger imprinting from being socialized by gramps' policy of race suicide.

Dad's family tended to come out all sorts of different colors; he and his five siblings ran the gamut in skin tone from redbone to Usher. You never knew what color the next one was going to come out. In any case, he was on the dark end of the spectrum. If you learned about black people from sites other than chimpout, you'd know that to be pretty common.

So if I've got this right:
You're claiming your privileged ass dad (negro in college in the... late 70s?) had some of them high-yellow genes, and when you combine that by fucking only the most privileged, lily-white race-busting poontang this side of an Irish Albino, the end result is a doughy white boy with a race card?

Oh, who also obviously went to the whitest schools possible, while passing for white. Because while I'd be willing to give you the benefit of the doubt that Mrs. Dufrane let a "they're niggers what do you expect?" slip, if there was an actually black student in the school, that shit would have been on lock down.

So, you look white and were raised white. But as a STRONG BLACK MAN you can tell us all about how racist America is, and how you know how Trayvon/Michael Brown suffered racist oppression of the police?

LOL, bro, you could walk into into a rural Mississippi police station, go up to the Sheriff, and say "Sheriff, I'm a black man and I just fucked your daughter." and walk away with a "Lol you joker did Frank put you up to this?" and some tussled hair. Even if you came back with a family tree and a Maury parternity test, he'd just start looking for the hidden camera.

Quote
So, I was produced, an african-american undercover in the guise of Fred Savage.

:goodjob: only imagine he's calling you a fag instead of giving you a thumbs up.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on November 10, 2014, 12:54:25 PM
LOL, bro, you could walk into into a rural Missippi police station, go up to the Sheriff, and say "Sheriff, I'm a black man and I just fucked your daughter." and walk away with a "Lol you joker did frank put you up to this?" and some tussled hair. Even if you came back with a family tree and a Maury parternity test, he'd just start looking for the hidden camera.


This. This is beautiful poetry.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SooperPooper on November 10, 2014, 01:04:22 PM
This thread owns
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on November 10, 2014, 01:07:48 PM
So since officer wilson is probably going to not be charged today. I wonder which race sedan is going to present as in the histrionic riot thread?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: bareback bathhouse sodomy on November 10, 2014, 01:10:45 PM
If George Zimmerman counts as white; which in D&D he does, how the hell are you not?

Dzhokhar Tsarnnaev is LITERALLY CAUCASIAN and he's blacker then you. He at least has an (jew)afro.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: FreakyDeaky on November 10, 2014, 01:21:14 PM
I've looked up your grandfather from the list of 60's aclu presidents, and traced it back to you through the public online databases of family trees. Doxx incoming.

















































Not. We're not you're personal army. Doxx yourself, faggot.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Embedded YouTube Journo on November 10, 2014, 01:27:16 PM
Not. We're not you're personal army. Doxx yourself, faggot.

 :reagan:

5/5 would vote again
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on November 10, 2014, 01:51:07 PM
TW: Bathing

I was taking a shower and reveling in my pasty white skin and dangly bits that allow me to reign over the rest of the lesser world when it hit me. For all that the SJWs like to pretend there's still a great big civil rights fight to be had, the world's changed from where people of mixed-race backgrounds go to great lengths to hide that and pretend to be white to where people will grab onto the slightest bit of ethnic background in order to win the online oppression olympics.

These faggots are so desperate to share the street cred that the people who faced the water cannons and police dogs earned the hard way, but without actually doing anything that involves actual peril or staying away from their computers too long.

Your ancestors and betters won the fight, you faggots. You trash are just cosplaying on what they earned.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on November 10, 2014, 02:06:11 PM
i think my mom is part wop from way back and even though i dont know what part of italy those ancestors were from, i can surmise that they were invaded/raped by north african moors/saracens at some point, which makes me part nigger/sandnigger despite the fact that i am whiter than whale blubber

wish i'd realized this before now, as it would have made arguing on the internet a helluva lot easier

thanks sedanchair
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on November 10, 2014, 02:14:25 PM
I'm full blood German and fukkin proud of it, son. So what if our food is awful, we'll just conquer you and take yo cuisine, bitch.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Immortan Trump on November 10, 2014, 02:29:42 PM
Fat goon is gross.
Goon develops bad case of Acanthosis Nigricans. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acanthosis_nigricans)
Tells everyone on the internet he's a black guy.  :smug:
D&D bows down to him.


Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: As a white male I on November 10, 2014, 02:30:49 PM
I'm full blood German and fukkin proud of it, son. So what if our food is awful, we'll just conquer you and take yo cuisine, bitch.

Hey now. German food has nothing to be ashamed of as long as British cuisine exists.

German sense of humor, on the other hand...
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: hair sniffing boner diary on November 10, 2014, 02:36:23 PM
SedanChair, do not feel alone. I understand the struggle of being white passing.  I, too, am of an oppressed people.  Sorry strugglers, I am part  nigger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_people#Black_Irish) Irish.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on November 10, 2014, 02:38:33 PM
If you learned about black people from sites other than chimpout, you'd know that to be pretty common.

Even better, man, we actually have real black people where I live.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on November 10, 2014, 02:48:06 PM
This is hilarious, you can't even keep my story straight after I gave it to you in very short, simple words.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: FreakyDeaky on November 10, 2014, 02:49:38 PM
This is hilarious, you can't even keep my story straight after I gave it to you in very short, simple words.
Thank you for your continued participation in this thread.  :reagan:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 10, 2014, 02:50:00 PM
This is hilarious, you can't even keep my story straight after I gave it to you in very short, simple words.

What?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Immortan Trump on November 10, 2014, 02:50:52 PM
He's trans black.

As long as you feel like a black guy inside you are a black guy.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Hymns Of Conquest on November 10, 2014, 02:53:07 PM
This is hilarious, you can't even keep my story straight after I gave it to you in very short, simple words.

What?

His mom is like a cat... some babies came out black, some came out white, and some came out tabby
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: blasting_asshole on November 10, 2014, 02:53:32 PM
SedanChair, do not feel alone. I understand the struggle of being white passing.  I, too, am of an oppressed people.  Sorry strugglers, I am part  nigger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_people#Black_Irish) Irish.

"El Negro"

(http://i.imgur.com/zHZTAos.jpg)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 10, 2014, 02:56:30 PM
 :gaylien:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: coon mover on November 10, 2014, 02:57:24 PM
Lol this faggot thinks we learnt all we know about niggers from chimpout. For your information asshole we picked most of it up from niggermania and chimpout just filled in the gaps.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 10, 2014, 02:58:08 PM
Things SedanChair can't talk about.
Being poor
Being black
AK mods
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: As a white male I on November 10, 2014, 02:59:47 PM
This is hilarious, you can't even keep my story straight after I gave it to you in very short, simple words.

So salty  :allears:

Being a transnigger, do you get extra internet oppression points for being black AND trans, or just black?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: An Intelligent Nigger on November 10, 2014, 03:04:10 PM
This is hilarious, you can't even keep my story straight after I gave it to you in very short, simple words.

That's because your story is full of plotholes, way to blame the reader :hank:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Tranny Feet on November 10, 2014, 03:05:53 PM
White enough to use a drinking fountain in the fifties without having the shit kicked out of me but lemme tell you first-hand what it's like facing the prejudice that Somalian immigrants have to deal with on a daily basis.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on November 10, 2014, 03:07:43 PM
White enough to use a drinking fountain in the fifties without having the shit kicked out of me but lemme tell you first-hand what it's like facing the prejudice that Somalian immigrants have to deal with on a daily basis.

This is what I'm talking about. The South? The fifties? I guess those were the only segregated schools, let me proceed from there in total ignorance -Tranny Feet
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on November 10, 2014, 03:14:07 PM
SedanChair there's a very easy way to end this. In case you hadn't noticed this isnt DnD,  :smug: is not going to convince anyone here.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on November 10, 2014, 03:14:16 PM
Please explain which part of your life story I got wrong. :allears:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Chief Joseph on November 10, 2014, 03:15:03 PM
I am an actual person of North American Indian descent and it chaps me that niggers in america have it better than my people
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 10, 2014, 03:19:40 PM
White enough to use a drinking fountain in the fifties without having the shit kicked out of me but lemme tell you first-hand what it's like facing the prejudice that Somalian immigrants have to deal with on a daily basis.

This is what I'm talking about. The South? The fifties? I guess those were the only segregated schools, let me proceed from there in total ignorance -Tranny Feet

Just because you took African studies at Puget Sound doesn't make you black.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Tranny Feet on November 10, 2014, 03:27:17 PM
White enough to use a drinking fountain in the fifties without having the shit kicked out of me but lemme tell you first-hand what it's like facing the prejudice that Somalian immigrants have to deal with on a daily basis.

This is what I'm talking about. The South? The fifties? I guess those were the only segregated schools, let me proceed from there in total ignorance -Tranny Feet

I think you missed the point, Fred Savage, much in the same way you probably miss layups.

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Got Soylent? on November 10, 2014, 03:32:56 PM
This is hilarious, you can't even keep my story straight after I gave it to you in very short, simple words.

No one cares about your family tree. Seriously no one gives a shit. You probably are a quadroon. Good for you. I don't give a rat's ass.

It's just really, really funny to us that you talk about things on the internet from the perspective of a black person and you do not look like a black person, and thus would not face the challenges a black person would face in their day to day life. Is that straightforward enough for you?

To be honest, if your dad is as black as you say I think it is very disrespectful toward your father to act like a visible minority online. You only get one dad, man. Ya gotta respect your old man and the shit he probably went through growing up in the time he did, and talking about your own black-man struggles when you're white as a sheet kind of diminishes that.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Monostats Infected Scrotum on November 10, 2014, 03:35:42 PM
SedanChair, in the immortal words of George Carlin:


"You're white..........AND YOU'RE LAME!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on November 10, 2014, 04:02:15 PM
I'm full blood German and fukkin proud of it, son. So what if our food is awful, we'll just conquer you and take yo cuisine, bitch.

Hey now. German food has nothing to be ashamed of as long as British cuisine exists.

German sense of humor, on the other hand...
Hey, that forklift safety video was fucking hilarious. :colbert:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Salacious B. Crumb on November 10, 2014, 04:07:28 PM
I am an actual person of North American Indian descent and it chaps me that niggers in america have it better than my people

I dropped some trash on the ground today. Try to not cry during the rain dance.

Hey-how-are-ya-hey-how-are-ya.

(http://i.imgur.com/iDTJR4J.jpg)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Gook Grappler on November 10, 2014, 04:14:21 PM
White enough to use a drinking fountain in the fifties without having the shit kicked out of me but lemme tell you first-hand what it's like facing the prejudice that Somalian immigrants have to deal with on a daily basis.

This is what I'm talking about. The South? The fifties? I guess those were the only segregated schools, let me proceed from there in total ignorance -Tranny Feet

You're so busy trying to be a snide piece of shit that you didn't even bother to at least make it seem like you read what he posted. Your thought is toy.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on November 10, 2014, 04:16:07 PM
Sedanchair droppin' his new single:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFY2kJ96jNY

just imagine a pasty white guy rapping
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Internet Black Person on November 10, 2014, 04:16:39 PM
nigga u white
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: As a white male I on November 10, 2014, 04:23:49 PM
I love how Sedanchair is such a hated cunt that we have lurkers/new regs coming out of the woodwork just to tell him what a faggot he is  :allears:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on November 10, 2014, 04:35:59 PM
They like knowing they can call him out here without the mods taking up for his lily white ass

But what they don't realize is that this is the wild west of forums. Sheriff Gapo isn't going to get involved. So when Sedanchair unleashes the sick counter-burns and infalliable logic his liberal arts degree prepared his mind for, all the haters are going to get owned. Sedanchair is waiting for the right moment to spring his trap.

Its going to happen.
Any moment now.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Gook Grappler on November 10, 2014, 04:44:10 PM
I love how Sedanchair is such a hated cunt that we have lurkers/new regs coming out of the woodwork just to tell him what a faggot he is  :allears:

He's spent years on SA chiding and talking down to actual black people when he's not even dark enough to be considered a spic. Fuck this big fat white faggot.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SooperPooper on November 10, 2014, 04:44:26 PM
They like knowing they can call him out here without the mods taking up for his lily white ass

But what they don't realize is that this is the wild west of forums. Sheriff Gapo isn't going to get involved. So when Sedanchair unleashes the sick counter-burns and infalliable logic his liberal arts degree prepared his mind for, all the haters are going to get owned. Sedanchair is waiting for the right moment to spring his trap.

Its going to happen.
Any moment now.
Attn bigots, prepare yourself for the toypocalypse!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: GWARSH Crimes on November 10, 2014, 04:51:30 PM
I am an actual person of North American Indian descent and it chaps me that niggers in america have it better than my people

Well in their defense they were actually useful at one point  :jesse:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Martin Looter King on November 10, 2014, 05:05:46 PM
SedanChair, can you dance or play bass? 
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Immortan Trump on November 10, 2014, 05:12:11 PM
Can you wear an all purple or yellow suit and look good?

If the answer is no, then you aren't black.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on November 10, 2014, 05:40:11 PM
I swear to God this thread gets better by the page.

 :threadrules:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Salacious B. Crumb on November 10, 2014, 05:40:53 PM
Post a pic ffs

(http://i.imgur.com/Vvpg53A.jpg)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Internet Black Person on November 10, 2014, 06:03:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/stw4Ndm.jpg)

As a black person who deals with racism on a daily basis,  I
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on November 10, 2014, 06:19:21 PM
Post a pic ffs

(http://i.imgur.com/AKoiOS8.jpg)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on November 10, 2014, 07:13:25 PM
Post a pic ffs

(http://i.imgur.com/fZEf1NOl.jpg)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on November 10, 2014, 07:28:08 PM
Tell us the tales from your hood, Sedanchair. Tell us the horror stories of the servants being unruly, or that time that the restaurant got your order wrong and you got both the waitress and the cook fired.

We here at Something Sensitive can relate to your struggle, white brother.  :allears:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Martin Looter King on November 10, 2014, 07:34:49 PM
SedanChair I hates to be the one to tell you dis but you adopted. I wrote that in a negro dialect so you could better understand it.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Tranny Feet on November 10, 2014, 07:38:04 PM
The only guy on the planet who wants sickle-cell anaemia for Christmas.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on November 10, 2014, 07:38:38 PM
They like knowing they can call him out here without the mods taking up for his lily white ass

But what they don't realize is that this is the wild west of forums. Sheriff Gapo isn't going to get involved. So when Sedanchair unleashes the sick counter-burns and infalliable logic his liberal arts degree prepared his mind for, all the haters are going to get owned. Sedanchair is waiting for the right moment to spring his trap.

Its going to happen.
Any moment now.

No point trying to burn people here, there's no audience for it. What could I bring out in everyone's posting that they aren't already proud of?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Internet Black Person on November 10, 2014, 07:40:28 PM
Post a pic ffs

(http://i.imgur.com/pz2o01d.jpg)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on November 10, 2014, 07:41:08 PM
Post a pic ffs

(http://i.imgur.com/OhmE5da.jpg)

your thought is toy a-licky-boom-boom-down
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on November 10, 2014, 07:43:02 PM
I can do better than pix, I have video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82Jg-Omwmo4
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Martin Looter King on November 10, 2014, 08:12:11 PM
Fagmins rename sedan chair to Jerk Cosplay
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: a torrent of piss on November 10, 2014, 08:12:24 PM
Sedan chair's posts are really coming off shaky and full of non-answers.

I guess this is why liberals couldn't win an election to save their life.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on November 10, 2014, 08:16:19 PM
The only guy on the planet who wants sickle-cell anaemia for Christmas.

Or to get beat up by cops, this is his equivalent of "my gyno couldn't even tell!"

My theory: black "dad" had a cuck fetish about wanting to see his lily white bride be plowed by rich white ceo oppressor cock but all they could manage was a fat hunchbacked white McDonalds manager.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: professional lurker on November 10, 2014, 08:21:04 PM
Whatever stupid race he is, he's a faggot.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on November 10, 2014, 08:29:38 PM
sorry sedanchair, the racial draft has spoken and youre white

(http://i.imgur.com/otfwVhZ.jpg)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: muslim batman on November 10, 2014, 08:34:02 PM
They like knowing they can call him out here without the mods taking up for his lily white ass

But what they don't realize is that this is the wild west of forums. Sheriff Gapo isn't going to get involved. So when Sedanchair unleashes the sick counter-burns and infalliable logic his liberal arts degree prepared his mind for, all the haters are going to get owned. Sedanchair is waiting for the right moment to spring his trap.

Its going to happen.
Any moment now.

No point trying to burn people here, there's no audience for it. What could I bring out in everyone's posting that they aren't already proud of?

You could apologize.

For lying about being an oppressed visible minority.


And for slavery, colonizing the Americas, letting Zimmerman walk, and--worst of all--your posting.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on November 10, 2014, 08:45:08 PM
HEH YOU RACISTS ARE SO PRECIOUS

*continues to post in thread*
*reads SS daily*
*spent years talking down to actual blacks about their race while being white enough to be in "Powder 2"
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on November 10, 2014, 08:46:56 PM
Didn't SedanChair also spent a lot of posts talking about how Islam is wonderful and Allah is great?

:stewart:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Martin Looter King on November 10, 2014, 08:47:53 PM
Didn't SedanChair also spent a lot of posts talking about how Islam is wonderful and Allah is great?

:stewart:

Yeah something about his great uncle being muslim and banging catholic girls
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Renegade Jew on November 10, 2014, 08:52:15 PM
Sedanchair may have a trigger but noone's getting shot
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on November 10, 2014, 08:58:44 PM
hahah that backstory

"my liberal cryptokike grandfather sent all his daughters to historically black colleges in the civil rights era"

"they all proceeded to get married to knocked up by Malcolm X and the Chi-Lites"

 :allears:  Go back to fingering Winnie Cooper, I know you think this is ensnaring us into some trap here but a lot of your D&D hiveposters are reading that and can smell the white on you
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on November 10, 2014, 09:05:07 PM
I love that doxxing has become this medal of honor with some of these faggots. :allears:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Procrustes on November 10, 2014, 09:23:58 PM
Sedan chair your little story was so stupid and unbelievable that not one single person thinks it can possibly be true.

You suck on so many fucking levels it defies description.

Fucking worthless white piece of shit.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Slacktivist on November 10, 2014, 09:24:11 PM
As Zeit "Beats A Real Nigger" Gust demonstrated it is pretty standard to just plow ahead shamelessly with your exciting new emperor's clothes, dong flapping in the wind. Sedan will probably be posting about race riots when that police officer that shot Mike Brown is found innocent.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on November 10, 2014, 09:26:44 PM
sedanchair are you even more awkward around actual black people than this dude

(http://i.imgur.com/YMPEdzG.jpg)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Small Weinered Goon on November 10, 2014, 09:30:05 PM
LOL at SedanChair being a pasty honky.

That has to suck: pretending to be another race online just for the oppression points. 
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Procrustes on November 10, 2014, 09:36:39 PM

No point trying to burn people here, there's no audience for it. What could I bring out in everyone's posting that they aren't already proud of?

Hey wonder bread we all know the audience you're posting for is.

It's why your silly little story is so ludicrous. You're explaining your unfortunate skin tone to your fellow honkies in DnD so its gotta be max e cred stuff to help insulate you from any criticsm you might face for being a white man cosplaying a nigger.

NO GUYS SEE UHHH MY MOMS MAGICAL CUNT SHARTED OUT RAINBOW BABIES SERIOUSLY IM BLACK GUYS ALSO DID I TELL YOU ABOUT MY GRANDFATHER THE FISHING RIGHTS LEADER WHO WAS A NATIVE AMERICAN AND UUUHHHMM MY SISTER IS ROSA PARKS AND my BROTHER IS UHHH THE GUY FROM 12 YEARS A SLAVE EXCEPT NOT FOR PRETENH HE WAS IRL A SLAVE LIKE ME HEH
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: wimpb on November 10, 2014, 09:39:35 PM
i know there are laws on the books for prosecuting people who pretend to be veterans, do you think that since victimhood is valued so highly now that there will be laws for impersonating a minority?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on November 10, 2014, 09:45:38 PM
 :eminem: This is some weak shit right here. Like, if youre going to signup for a forum just to defend yourself at least put a bit more effort into it.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on November 10, 2014, 09:47:07 PM
Sedan chair your little story was so stupid and unbelievable that not one single person thinks it can possibly be true.

You suck on so many fucking levels it defies description.

Fucking worthless white piece of shit.

SedanChair, that is respected Mexican poster Procrustes, who is seriously blacker than you.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on November 10, 2014, 09:50:17 PM
He's a gun-owning lefty goon, little weird, but I wonder if he ccws? The stats and his skin color say if he ever has to draw and fire it's going to be an even bigger mess than the time zim-zam gave sainthood to tray-tray.

Or would he only shoot someone paler? A norwegian-american armed-robber if you will, submit to the oppressed POCs "I would not fight back" like some guys sa-screenshot sig?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Internet Black Person on November 10, 2014, 09:54:38 PM
Whitey stole my melanin I demand reparations AMA.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on November 10, 2014, 09:55:08 PM
I think I may need to change my name to 888 Didn't Suffer Shit
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on November 10, 2014, 10:00:33 PM
Or would he only shoot someone paler? A norwegian-american armed-robber if you will, submit to the oppressed POCs "I would not fight back" like some guys sa-screenshot sig?

Hmmm... armed Norwegian-Americans... fighting for social justice... obsessed with racial issues... goony

(http://i.imgur.com/NsTHz6X.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/5lsjWPP.jpg)

YOU BE THE JUDGE!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: professional lurker on November 10, 2014, 10:10:35 PM
I wonder if he walks by a mirror in the dead of night he thinks, for a split second, his house is being burglarized?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Internet Black Person on November 10, 2014, 10:11:03 PM
Or would he only shoot someone paler? A norwegian-american armed-robber if you will, submit to the oppressed POCs "I would not fight back" like some guys sa-screenshot sig?

Hmmm... armed Norwegian-Americans... fighting for social justice... obsessed with racial issues... goony

(http://i.imgur.com/NsTHz6X.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/5lsjWPP.jpg)

YOU BE THE JUDGE!

Breivik's blacker.  He shot people.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Gook Grappler on November 10, 2014, 10:21:23 PM
Since you're such an expert on black people sedanqueer, how did you not know to take into account the fact that we have brown palm lines (and skin that is not white) when you posted that picture?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on November 10, 2014, 10:27:21 PM
I wonder if he walks by a mirror in the dead of night he thinks, for a split second, his house is being burglarized?

Maybe thinks he's about to be foreclosed on and the bank sent someone to inspect.

(who am I kidding, goons love renting and high-density-living [except zeitgeist])

Edit: Breivik did nothing wrong.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: walrus rape strategy on November 10, 2014, 10:51:51 PM
Fagmins rename sedan chair to Jerk Cosplay

Whoever posted "nigger cosplay" in an earlier post, that'd be a good username for someone here. SedanChair
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: posting ironically on November 10, 2014, 10:59:03 PM
Magazine emptied after calling everyone bigots and no one gave a shit what he thinks.  M-mods?!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on November 10, 2014, 11:00:06 PM
As someone who's off white (Negro free though  :stewart: ) I'm calling you out Sedannigger.  You're white passing and you know it. 
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on November 10, 2014, 11:24:56 PM
:eminem: This is some weak shit right here. Like, if youre going to signup for a forum just to defend yourself at least put a bit more effort into it.

well, the pseudonigger has the "lazy" part of the role play down.

also lol at the debate skills right out of the  cross examination debate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxtVorLYnds) scene.  lazy-chair, are you using a rubbermaid container as a desk, in honor of your "brothers" and "soul-sistas"?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Whig Historian on November 10, 2014, 11:52:12 PM
The stats and his skin color say if he ever has to draw and fire it's going to be an even bigger mess than the time zim-zam gave sainthood to tray-tray.
Zimmerman was both more black and less white than SedanChair.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Chief Joseph on November 10, 2014, 11:55:23 PM
Oprah: we're back with the amazing story of sedanchair, the fred savage look a like but clearly black, man. So sedanchair, tell us about how you became black.

SedanChair: Excuse me but...uh...I'm a little nervous. this is the first time i've taken some precious time away from the middle east thread in D&D to tell my story. Well first, my grandfather was kind of a big deal, the president of pacific lutheran university, oh an also an aclu member and communist i might add. Of course being an aclu member and communist all of his daughters married black negro men, which makes sense for a white communist, and also aclu member to encourage. and here's me.

Oprah: So let me get this straight...why do you think a white university president, and also communist and aclu member's daughters would suddenly go off and marry a bunch of black negro men?

SedanChair: Uh...because my grandfather was into Indian fishing rights, of course.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on November 11, 2014, 12:54:30 AM
No point trying to burn people here, there's no audience for it. What could I bring out in everyone's posting that they aren't already proud of?

So what you are telling me is three things here.
First, you refuse to debate on even footing. No one is going to ban you or probate you here unless you go full vilepilot - but that also means people with opposing viewpoints aren't going to shutdown.

Second, your arguments aren't based on reason or logic, they are only based on yelling at people with your marxist posse until that person feels bad or gives up/goes away/is banned.

Third, your tough-spot coup de grace  of "Oh yeah? Well, I'M BLACK; what were you saying, racist? :smug:" doesn't work here. Not only because we don't give a shit, but we know you look white as fuck. Just like in real life, you can't pull the race card.



Also, you never told me what part of my interpretation of your life story was incorrect. Still waiting for you to tell me just how my thought was toy.

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on November 11, 2014, 02:20:20 AM
race is a social construct

how do I know?

nigga I constructed mine
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 11, 2014, 02:22:40 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZDAlkNT.jpg)

SedanChair, does this picture CONFUSE you?

PS Those are REAL AMERICAN BLACKS®
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: As a white male I on November 11, 2014, 02:30:40 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZDAlkNT.jpg)

SedanChair, does this picture CONFUSE you?

PS Those are REAL AMERICAN BLACKS®

To be frank, you do have Sedanchair represented in that image as well.

You know, the skinnyfat pasty dude in the background who's dressed in all white. Nigga so white he shines.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on November 11, 2014, 02:34:42 AM
You guys are super into this, it's alarming frankly

Here I'll give you the full rundown, if you can't find me after this I guess you are retarded.
Oh sedan you've long been found despite your pathetic red herrings.  It's just you're boring, predictable, and mostly sad, so all we could do is post your personal info but we don't do that here.  Maybe link us your fetlife or okcupid or something and we'd mock that for you, but I'm not posting your real name, address, or phone number, sorry.

Face it wigger, you're just not doxxworthy.  The only thing interesting about you is you fake being black on dnd for ecred, busted yourself, made lame excuses no one believes, and now it'll be thrown in your face every time you say anything about race.  You're the new zeitgeist just fatter and less successful financially, romantically, and mentally.  And that's saying something.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: bareback bathhouse sodomy on November 11, 2014, 04:03:28 AM
Gentle reminder : Actual black people got were getting banned in the Zimmerman thread for internalized racism for disagreeing with goons who wanted Zim-Zam to be lynched and for thinking he was non-white.

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on November 11, 2014, 11:53:52 AM
You guys are super into this, it's alarming frankly

Here I'll give you the full rundown, if you can't find me after this I guess you are retarded.

This really may be his dumbest post here. It's a failed attempt at the tried-and-true (on SA) "heh" debate form, but he falls flat on his face immediately.

"You guys are super into this, it's alarming frankly"

(Fake) Nigga, you realize you posted this on SS, right? What a maroon.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on November 11, 2014, 12:14:58 PM
You guys are super into this, it's alarming frankly

Here I'll give you the full rundown, if you can't find me after this I guess you are retarded.

This really may be his dumbest post here. It's a failed attempt at the tried-and-true (on SA) "heh" debate form, but he falls flat on his face immediately.

"You guys are super into this, it's alarming frankly"

(Fake) Nigga, you realize you posted this on SS, right? What a maroon.
"you guys are super into this" burn really loses its luster when people are making fun of the fact you've put years into cosplaying a black dude online.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Coyote Attic on November 11, 2014, 12:46:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/s3wP6UP.jpg)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: FreakyDeaky on November 11, 2014, 12:57:40 PM
Even James Whitmore knows more about being black than SedanChair. At least he looked the part.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Twitter Rapist on November 11, 2014, 01:32:07 PM
Hey SedanChair, did you ever figure out that D&D stands for debate and discussion? I only ask because it seems you're unable to actually debate or discuss anything without a gaggle of basement-bound goons and mensa member mods backing you up. Food for thought (you can pretend it's watermelon if you'd like).
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 11, 2014, 01:41:40 PM
Post a pic bro


I will if you will

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgF42jlEEIs

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sex bot semen tank on November 11, 2014, 02:33:39 PM
Faggot.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SooperPooper on November 11, 2014, 03:00:51 PM
Don't worry, maybe you'll have an experience like the protagonist of 1970's Watermelon Man (which actually looks like a pretty awesome movie going by the trailer).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC_rYYnD05s
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on November 11, 2014, 04:07:12 PM
Post a pic bro


I will if you will

(http://i.imgur.com/Nl8USTa.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/LZgjfdbl.jpg)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on November 11, 2014, 07:23:45 PM
Why are people accusing me of "running off" or refusing to debate? There's nothing to debate, this is just a forum full of comfortable racists. What am I supposed to say?

Third, your tough-spot coup de grace  of "Oh yeah? Well, I'M BLACK; what were you saying, racist? :smug:" doesn't work here. Not only because we don't give a shit, but we know you look white as fuck. Just like in real life, you can't pull the race card.

Quote me saying something like this, please. I occasionally mention that my father was black, and I often talk about race relations. Obviously oversensitive, aggrieved white supremacists (the lowest form of racist, the polar opposite of Mitt Romney) just burn to think of it. Why else would this thread be so long? It's such a relief to you guys to be able to put me in some kind of context and dismiss me.

There's certainly no point in responding to your primitive racialist observations like the coloration of my palms or what have you. I have pointed out on SA any number of times that I don't look black, at all. But I can't point it out enough times for a moron to understand it.

I look white, I never claimed otherwise.

Here, watch a movie guys.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052918/
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: posting ironically on November 11, 2014, 07:26:05 PM
"I can't really back up any of my sad lies, but you're all RACISTS, and you should feel real bad about that!"
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Salacious B. Crumb on November 11, 2014, 07:30:05 PM
There's certainly no point in responding to your primitive racialist observations like the coloration of my palms or what have you.

Yeah, that darkie that called you out should shut up for the greater good.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on November 11, 2014, 07:30:53 PM
"I can't really back up any of my sad lies, but you're all RACISTS, and you should feel real bad about that!"

What have I lied about? Please quote something that is a lie.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Internet Black Person on November 11, 2014, 07:32:26 PM
Why are people accusing me of "running off" or refusing to debate? There's nothing to debate, this is just a forum full of comfortable racists. What am I supposed to say?

Third, your tough-spot coup de grace  of "Oh yeah? Well, I'M BLACK; what were you saying, racist? :smug:" doesn't work here. Not only because we don't give a shit, but we know you look white as fuck. Just like in real life, you can't pull the race card.

Quote me saying something like this, please. I occasionally mention that my father was black, and I often talk about race relations. Obviously oversensitive, aggrieved white supremacists (the lowest form of racist, the polar opposite of Mitt Romney) just burn to think of it. Why else would this thread be so long? It's such a relief to you guys to be able to put me in some kind of context and dismiss me.

There's certainly no point in responding to your primitive racialist observations like the coloration of my palms or what have you. I have pointed out on SA any number of times that I don't look black, at all. But I can't point it out enough times for a moron to understand it.

I look white, I never claimed otherwise.

Here, watch a movie guys.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052918/

After reading this shit I'm feeling pretty racist against white people.  Who else acts like this?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Little Orphan Aspie on November 11, 2014, 07:33:12 PM
"I can't really back up any of my sad lies, but you're all RACISTS, and you should feel real bad about that!"

What have I lied about? Please quote something that is a lie.

The whole 'being black' thing comes to mind.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on November 11, 2014, 07:34:20 PM
The whole 'being black' thing comes to mind.

Go ahead and quote me talking about it.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: J Dog on November 11, 2014, 07:35:23 PM
Its amazing how quickly sedanchair retreats when shouting "RACIST!" at anyone who calls him out for his honkeyshines stops working.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Salacious B. Crumb on November 11, 2014, 07:41:21 PM
Coony 2014
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Internet Black Person on November 11, 2014, 07:43:07 PM
"I can't really back up any of my sad lies, but you're all RACISTS, and you should feel real bad about that!"

What have I lied about? Please quote something that is a lie.

The whole 'being black' thing comes to mind.

And it's not like you're really Filipino or Turkish or anything, you're literally the most unblack person possible.  You're Ed Begley Jr. white.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghost of eloH on November 11, 2014, 07:44:57 PM
this is a really shit thread. how did u get some many fukken pages.  :reagan:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on November 11, 2014, 08:06:41 PM
SedanChair reads SS regularly and jumps into a thread with his name in it, yet all his posts consist of smug condescension about how beneath him it all is. Yeah, sure pal.


Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: posting ironically on November 11, 2014, 08:08:24 PM
The whole 'being black' thing comes to mind.

Go ahead and quote me talking about it.

If you're really going to claim that your posts about race relations never come from the (false) position of you as a black person, there's no point in wasting time with you, you delusional fuck.

People are gonna spend Veteran's Day combing through a fat, lying goon's post history, right.   Do you think you're worth the time, you sad faggot? 
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Internet Black Person on November 11, 2014, 08:11:45 PM
Nobody believes you're really black, sc, but if it makes you feel any better, I think you're gay.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 11, 2014, 08:20:45 PM
Best part is most of the people really jumping up his ass aren't white.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on November 11, 2014, 08:23:02 PM
Wow guys, its almost as if some people feel masquerading as their actual, lived ethnicity as a cheap way to talk down to people is offensive or something.

This is coming from a pack of "comfortable racists" though so I'm sure you'll ignore it, SedanChair.

 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SooperPooper on November 11, 2014, 08:37:30 PM
Yo mama mighta got suburb fever. sorry bro :myecred:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on November 11, 2014, 08:38:07 PM
You're a fat mentally ill white goon who had to pretend his father was black to earn some kind of credibility among other fat mentally ill white goons.

Now the posters here might be racist, might make terrible jokes, but they're at least honest about who they are. They don't create some elaborate family history to try to impress some strangers on a forum.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 11, 2014, 08:42:05 PM
Now SedanChair knows what it's like to be owned
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: hair sniffing boner diary on November 11, 2014, 08:47:41 PM
Now SedanChair knows what it's like to be owned

12 Posts a Slave
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on November 11, 2014, 08:58:29 PM
I occasionally mention that my father was black, and I often talk about race relations. Obviously oversensitive, aggrieved white supremacists (the lowest form of racist, the polar opposite of Mitt Romney) just burn to think of it.

I'm no expert on 'aggrieved white supremacists,' just a dilettante, but I would assume "lynch mobs," "Officer Darren Wilson" and "Jasper, Texas truck aficionados" would be more appropriate things for a mulatto with full black privilege to find 'the lowest form of racist,' not some sensitive dudes posting on a sensitive forum

Quote
Why else would this thread be so long?

Because a solid majority of posters here loathe you for shitting up threads with condescending shitposts about how everything you disagree with that day is the white man pissing and moaning, and we get probated or banned for disagreeing with the faggy hivemind that you and a few black cosbyplayers (paging bassguitarhero) help sustain


Quote
Here, watch a movie guys.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052918/

I know a better one

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0004972/
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Cantankerous Old Nigger on November 11, 2014, 08:59:33 PM
I think I might be on to something, I'm trying to figure out his family tree:

(http://i61.tinypic.com/2i2c00m.png)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on November 11, 2014, 09:14:57 PM
I can literally use the "True Romance" argument to claim that I'm more nigger than SedanChair.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on November 11, 2014, 09:16:00 PM
Now SedanChair knows what it's like to be owned

lmao
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: wimpb on November 11, 2014, 09:16:10 PM
Best part is most of the people really jumping up his ass aren't white.

y'know i think we have some other blacks on here now, but i remember we had that agly guy and when someone said he was probably white he got real mad and never came back
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Bitters on November 11, 2014, 09:20:15 PM
Owned by a black man.  Truly a progressive experience.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on November 11, 2014, 09:31:30 PM
I think I might be on to something, I'm trying to figure out his family tree:

(http://i61.tinypic.com/2i2c00m.png)

I'm saving this for the next time I'm worried that I might not have taken full advantage of all the opportunities I've been granted in life.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Procrustes on November 11, 2014, 09:45:18 PM
Sedanchair has nothing to say to us not because we're so horribly, terribly, comfortably racist, but becUse he has nothing to say at all.

Like the DnD crew he so desperately needs to be a part of, he brings nothing of substance to the table. Just the same boring rhetoric and empty phrases and threats. Put this white bread honkey loser into a position where he's given a chance to speak freely and it's the same old boring stuff.

We should pray tonight giving thanks to the Lord for that because otherwise we'd have to see a thousand 888 posts about the emptiness this fake person fills his life with.

I'm damned proud that I'm secure enough in my convictions and identity that I've never once felt the need to conceal my race or pretend to be something I'm not, even here on these forums that so terrify empty vessels like sedanchair.

Get help wonderbread.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on November 11, 2014, 09:48:19 PM
I think I might be on to something, I'm trying to figure out his family tree:

(http://i61.tinypic.com/2i2c00m.png)

Like most goons, we're thankful the line stops right there with the goon.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Internet Black Person on November 11, 2014, 09:51:08 PM
I think I might be on to something, I'm trying to figure out his family tree:

(http://i61.tinypic.com/2i2c00m.png)

ownedback4generations.ppt

sedanchair fight back with 23&me results
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Obese-n-Triggered on November 11, 2014, 09:54:04 PM
So Mr. SedanChair, you seem pretty passionate about racism and other social justice topics so I'm curious what you do when you're not at work. Do you volunteer anywhere? Have any favorite charities? Have you been to any marches for your various causes?

What do you personally do to make things better for you and your people?

This isn't some sneaky puppetmaster tricksy post, I'm genuinely curious what you do with regards to the things you're most passionate about. You mentioned your great grandpa being heavily involved in the ACLU, do you support them directly or help them out in any way?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: a torrent of piss on November 11, 2014, 09:57:26 PM
Hey sedan chair my mom was raped by a white man, your people. How are you going to make things right?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Psycho Dad on November 11, 2014, 09:58:12 PM
What have I lied about? Please quote something that is a lie.

[M]y father was black

Bullshit.

You don't just look white. You are white. Genetically, congenitally, socio-economically, EVERY-FUCKING-WAY white.

Check your motherfucking privilege, you chickenshit whitebread dickhole.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: a torrent of piss on November 11, 2014, 09:59:38 PM
His father was black but then he took a shower and became white again.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on November 11, 2014, 10:00:54 PM
So Mr. SedanChair, you seem pretty passionate about racism and other social justice topics so I'm curious what you do when you're not at work. Do you volunteer anywhere? Have any favorite charities? Have you been to any marches for your various causes?

What do you personally do to make things better for you and your people?

This isn't some sneaky puppetmaster tricksy post, I'm genuinely curious what you do with regards to the things you're most passionate about. You mentioned your great grandpa being heavily involved in the ACLU, do you support them directly or help them out in any way?

The ACLU probably isn't interested in snide pseudo-Marxism and given how the internet left has made a massive jump into calling for censorship I doubt Sedanchair likes the ACLU for anything except maybe abortion rights and sticking it to White Male Christians.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: professional lurker on November 11, 2014, 10:22:33 PM
The easy solution to the "Is sedanchair white" question is one simple test:

Could you walk into the middle of the Ferguson *ahem* peaceful assembly and walk up to the first, ah, peaceful protestor that you see and give him a big ol' friendly "What up, Nigga?"
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on November 11, 2014, 10:26:33 PM
The easy solution to the "Is sedanchair white" question is one simple test:

Could you walk into the middle of the Ferguson *ahem* peaceful assembly and walk up to the first, ah, peaceful protestor that you see and give him a big ol' friendly "What up, Nigga?"

thats a good way to reboot die hard 3
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghost of eloH on November 11, 2014, 10:31:11 PM
Poopy fag thread
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Salacious B. Crumb on November 11, 2014, 10:31:30 PM
The easy solution to the "Is sedanchair white" question is one simple test:

Could you walk into the middle of the Ferguson *ahem* peaceful assembly and walk up to the first, ah, peaceful protestor that you see and give him a big ol' friendly "What up, Nigga?"

Peaceful assembly? LOL nigga, you cray. It's an assembly of pieces.

(http://i.imgur.com/HJHM4eA.jpg)

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on November 11, 2014, 11:59:28 PM
So Mr. SedanChair, you seem pretty passionate about racism and other social justice topics so I'm curious what you do when you're not at work. Do you volunteer anywhere? Have any favorite charities? Have you been to any marches for your various causes?

What do you personally do to make things better for you and your people?

This isn't some sneaky puppetmaster tricksy post, I'm genuinely curious what you do with regards to the things you're most passionate about. You mentioned your great grandpa being heavily involved in the ACLU, do you support them directly or help them out in any way?

I'm a counselor and intake specialist at a youth homeless shelter. I don't make a huge amount but it's more than sufficient, so my charitable giving is probably pretty low for what I could contribute if I stopped buying so many guns. I don't really involve myself much with the ACLU anymore since they had a big split between the civil libertarians and the party-line democrats and the democrats won.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on November 12, 2014, 12:07:07 AM
 :rock: so a D&D goon uses the word 'libertarian' in a positive sense? hm
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on November 12, 2014, 01:05:11 AM
"I can't really back up any of my sad lies, but you're all RACISTS, and you should feel real bad about that!"

What have I lied about? Please quote something that is a lie.
As much as I wish it were really you getting owned here, you proved in strug you're not really sedanchair, so please go get fucked whoever you are.

May your kayak capsize and drown your bindi wifey.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on November 12, 2014, 01:09:28 AM
Maybe he never knew his Dad and his Mom vowed never to speak of him. He just assumed his Father was black because he didn't hang around and decided to play the percentages.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on November 12, 2014, 01:29:14 AM
SedanChair PMED me "white power" on SA. It's really him.
:stare: no shit?

Mea culpa then. 

Ahem, now then:  ahahahahahahahaha keep talking whitey!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on November 12, 2014, 01:36:16 AM
pretty fucked up this dude gives advice to at-risk teens imho
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on November 12, 2014, 01:37:15 AM
Quote me saying something like this, please.

Well, I googled "Sedanchair be frontin'" and


Quote from: sedanchair
Quote
I don't see the downside of them seeing your ID, and if you don't sometimes they get really mad.
The downside is that it is humiliating and a power trip, retarded whitebread.

Quote from: sedanchair
Quote
If the cop's just targeting you for being black on a sunny day, then the ID request is really incidental to the harassment.
Whoa no way?? Except that it's literally a request to view your records, by a person that is harassing you

Quote from: sedanchair
Except for at least two dudes who aren't white, almost everybody out of the approximately five people who are complaining are white. Doggie fresh

there were some other lol results, but nothing else I saw in my breif delve into your posting career about you activating your trap race card. you sure do love your racism veiled as punching up, though. God damn.

edit: Also, man you really do hate cops. You know, you could just move into one of those "cops don't even slow down" sections of the city, and never have to deal with another cop again. I can see literally no downside to this for you.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on November 12, 2014, 01:42:55 AM
Quote from: Sedanchair
Around mobile quarterbacks, never relax.

Ok, that one was legit laughing-with-you* funny.

*for different reasons but hey.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on November 12, 2014, 01:58:33 AM
Nobody believes you're really black, sc, but if it makes you feel any better, I think you're gay.

I refuse to let this great post linger in obscurity at the bottom of the page. also, QFT.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Concerned Pyschologist on November 12, 2014, 02:06:44 AM
I look white, I never claimed otherwise.

9 days ago....

Quote
e2: VVV mulatto if you're keeping track, son

e3: or maybe you'd prefer "high yellow"? Let's get down to brass tacks here

Still doesn't answer why so many people happen to think you're black. I don't really give a shit, personally, but it sure seems like you're implying you're black and letting people think what they think. Pretty dishonest.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Internet Black Person on November 12, 2014, 06:20:08 AM
Nobody believes you're really black, sc, but if it makes you feel any better, I think you're gay.

I refuse to let this great post linger in obscurity at the bottom of the page. also, QFT.

(http://i.imgur.com/HuX6boR.gif)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on November 12, 2014, 08:08:13 AM
 :tom: This is really SedanChair who came to post in SS about himself, I remember just thinking last week SS had been a bit boring.

You remember Office Space, the white software engineer who sings really violent rap lyrics (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKlDBi0cyIA) but hurriedly locks his door when a black guy walks past his car? That's you. Except you might be whiter than him. Do you like rap? I do, especially Slick Rick.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: muslim batman on November 12, 2014, 08:18:40 AM
So Mr. SedanChair, you seem pretty passionate about racism and other social justice topics so I'm curious what you do when you're not at work. Do you volunteer anywhere? Have any favorite charities? Have you been to any marches for your various causes?

What do you personally do to make things better for you and your people?

This isn't some sneaky puppetmaster tricksy post, I'm genuinely curious what you do with regards to the things you're most passionate about. You mentioned your great grandpa being heavily involved in the ACLU, do you support them directly or help them out in any way?

I'm a counselor and intake specialist at a youth homeless shelter. I don't make a huge amount but it's more than sufficient, so my charitable giving is probably pretty low for what I could contribute if I stopped buying so many guns. I don't really involve myself much with the ACLU anymore since they had a big split between the civil libertarians and the party-line democrats and the democrats won.
What kind of advice do you give them?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on November 12, 2014, 09:38:47 AM
SedanChair have you found your Special Purpose?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Got Soylent? on November 12, 2014, 09:45:08 AM
So Mr. SedanChair, you seem pretty passionate about racism and other social justice topics so I'm curious what you do when you're not at work. Do you volunteer anywhere? Have any favorite charities? Have you been to any marches for your various causes?

What do you personally do to make things better for you and your people?

This isn't some sneaky puppetmaster tricksy post, I'm genuinely curious what you do with regards to the things you're most passionate about. You mentioned your great grandpa being heavily involved in the ACLU, do you support them directly or help them out in any way?

I'm a counselor and intake specialist at a youth homeless shelter. I don't make a huge amount but it's more than sufficient, so my charitable giving is probably pretty low for what I could contribute if I stopped buying so many guns. I don't really involve myself much with the ACLU anymore since they had a big split between the civil libertarians and the party-line democrats and the democrats won.
What kind of advice do you give them?

He teaches them how to be white and still play the race card.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SooperPooper on November 12, 2014, 09:55:13 AM
Him calling someone whitebread is like BrooklynBruiser calling someone a lardass

This isn't really fair GAPO. Someone rockin' a double wide,four wheel drive, rascal mobility scooter might be a relative lardass compared to BB.
How could someone be relatively white compared to Sedanchair?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Martin Looter King on November 12, 2014, 10:05:49 AM
So Mr. SedanChair, you seem pretty passionate about racism and other social justice topics so I'm curious what you do when you're not at work. Do you volunteer anywhere? Have any favorite charities? Have you been to any marches for your various causes?

What do you personally do to make things better for you and your people?

This isn't some sneaky puppetmaster tricksy post, I'm genuinely curious what you do with regards to the things you're most passionate about. You mentioned your great grandpa being heavily involved in the ACLU, do you support them directly or help them out in any way?

I'm a counselor and intake specialist at a youth homeless shelter. I don't make a huge amount but it's more than sufficient, so my charitable giving is probably pretty low for what I could contribute if I stopped buying so many guns. I don't really involve myself much with the ACLU anymore since they had a big split between the civil libertarians and the party-line democrats and the democrats won.

Serious post, that's mighty white of you to do that to help those poor coloreds.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: LITERALLY WORSE THAN BUSH on November 12, 2014, 10:09:51 AM
sedanchair is so white during the Ferguson riots he bought a new TV with an amex card.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on November 12, 2014, 11:22:45 AM
SedanChair, have you ever been referred to or addressed by a person of color using a racial epithet intended to deride whites?

"Dis motherfucker knows who is father was. What a cracker-ass honky."
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghost of eloH on November 12, 2014, 11:32:26 AM
sedanchair is so white during the Ferguson riots he bought a new TV with an amex card.

no
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on November 12, 2014, 01:02:46 PM
SedanChair, have you ever been referred to or addressed by a person of color using a racial epithet intended to deride whites?

"Dis motherfucker knows who is father was. What a cracker-ass honky."

I had a bean coworker ask me if I knew who my father was once. I thought it was a weird question, and I said, "Do I look black to you? Of course I know who my father is." He said, "That's fucked up, I'm adopted."

Derail:

Back in the day when I was a kid (aka the 70s) it was a SERIOUS insult to tell another kid that they were adopted. It was also considered a social stigma if one parent wasn't present in the household without a valid explanation (death, wife beating, being a trucker).

Mind you this wasn't very far from the days of actual orphanages and unwanted kids being dropped off at the church doorstep. So saying that you were adopted/were missing a parent implied that you were unwanted or somehow undesirable.

Today? Just par for the course. Divorced, unmarried mother, absent nigger father, teenage father killed over DEM DRUGZ, whatever. Go live with your auntie who gets a disability check.

tl;dr SedanChair, you can't be black because you know who your father and grandfather are.

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on November 12, 2014, 08:45:03 PM
I look white, I never claimed otherwise.

9 days ago....

Quote
e2: VVV mulatto if you're keeping track, son

e3: or maybe you'd prefer "high yellow"? Let's get down to brass tacks here

Still doesn't answer why so many people happen to think you're black. I don't really give a shit, personally, but it sure seems like you're implying you're black and letting people think what they think. Pretty dishonest.

LOL eat shit. I've explained my personal background several times, I am not about to go chasing after people constantly reiterating it. I mean look how many times you guys have managed to fuck it up just in the course of this thread, when it is all in one place for you to review at your leisure. I imagine that if I spent a lot more time talking about it, saying "I look white" every time I turned around, I would become even more insufferable to you. If that's possible!

To answer some of the questions about my job, I spend a lot less time giving advice than you might think. I help the kids put together a plan and do what I can to help them carry it out. they generally do not get to stay with us for all that long and I want them to be as successful as possible wherever they are placed next.

Plenty of our kids are black, but my gosh you should see some of the white families I have to deal with. And my goodness how polite and conciliatory I am when speaking to them! Otherwise they will not consent to placement, and then I won't be able to collect information about the abuse and neglect they have committed, so that I can trap them with CPS reporting and break up their families.

Anyway, I certainly have nothing to teach these kids about being black;they have to walk around looking black, so they know more about it than I do. I can't recall a time where I was referred to with a slur against whites. I would say that probably… a third of black people realize that I am "mixed."

e: oh yeah, somebody asked if I thought I had found my "special purpose." I think this is probably the most important job I've had to date, and the one I have the fewest misgivings about. I think case management is probably where my greatest aptitude lies, so I may end up transitioning to a 100% case management job at some point. I'm not particularly attached to working with youth, I think I could do just as much good working with adults. So I guess that's a "no"? I don't think I would ever want to go back to working outside of social services, though.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on November 12, 2014, 08:49:20 PM
I would say that probably… a third of black people realize that I am "mixed."


Keep your chin up, Marshall Mathers, that's a better pass rate than the troon thread

...but like all dyed-in-the-wool leftists, are you also a deviant?

Let me rephrase that. Do you suffer from straight vanilla heterosexual male privilege??
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on November 12, 2014, 09:31:40 PM
To answer some of the questions about my job, I spend a lot less time giving advice than you might think. I help the kids put together a plan and do what I can to help them carry it out. they generally do not get to stay with us for all that long and I want them to be as successful as possible wherever they are placed next.

PLAN: git in dem programs

GOAL: go two college

WEEKLY PROGRESS REPORT: he a good boy; didn do nuffins

OUTCOME: sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt :tyrone:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SooperPooper on November 12, 2014, 09:36:46 PM
proud to be white y'all
I look like Dwight y'all.
And if you try to take what's mine.
it's alright y'all
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Procrustes on November 12, 2014, 09:46:58 PM
Yes, man who pretends to be black on the Internet, tell us more about your "job" and "life".

I'm sure it won't be a pack of stupid lies like the others you've sharted everywhere

~*fartz*~
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Little Orphan Aspie on November 12, 2014, 09:49:00 PM
Anyway, I certainly have nothing to teach these kids about being black;they have to walk around actually being black, so they know more about it than I do.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: wimpb on November 12, 2014, 09:49:51 PM
Yes, man who pretends to be black on the Internet, tell us more about your "job" and "life".

I'm sure it won't be a pack of stupid lies like the others you've sharted everywhere

~*fartz*~

i knew something didnt stack up when he said he was black and then he said he had a job
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: posting ironically on November 12, 2014, 09:59:11 PM
Our deepest apologies for not committing your fictional life to memory.  Today, we, once the owners (get it?!), truly have become the ownees.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on November 12, 2014, 10:01:50 PM
Anyway, I certainly have nothing to teach these kids about being black;they have to walk around actually being black, so they know more about it than I do.

Yes, this was our point, yeah. :tuss:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on November 12, 2014, 10:06:44 PM
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Posts: 13 (0.032 per day)Age:N/A
Date Registered: October 05, 2013, 01:42:27 AM




hahahah dude will be OG SS once this combusts and we need a new niggerdeath forum. Have you really been lurking here for over a year?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on November 12, 2014, 10:09:33 PM
Most of D&D reads us, despite their claims to the contrary
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on November 12, 2014, 10:17:17 PM
Yes, man who pretends to be black on the Internet, tell us more about your "job" and "life".

I'm sure it won't be a pack of stupid lies like the others you've sharted everywhere

~*fartz*~

i knew something didnt stack up when he said he was black and then he said he had a job

Don't forget his dad showing up at PTA conferences
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Obese-n-Triggered on November 12, 2014, 10:22:42 PM
Most of D&D reads us, despite their claims to the contrary

How else are they gonna know when to post about how much they don't care what those permabanned pantsshitters at the offsite think aout them.

Makes ya think.

 :adam:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Small Weinered Goon on November 12, 2014, 10:24:06 PM
Yes, man who pretends to be black on the Internet, tell us more about your "job" and "life".

I'm sure it won't be a pack of stupid lies like the others you've sharted everywhere

~*fartz*~

i knew something didnt stack up when he said he was black and then he said he had a job

Don't forget his dad showing up at PTA conferences

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWi8xJJwctU

This is supposedly him...skin tone looks pretty light....but is it light enough to belong to the hand in question? And if it's not him in this video, who is it?

A real nigga would be doing target practice on some nigga who took his corner, not at a gun range.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: posting ironically on November 12, 2014, 10:49:31 PM
888 didn't hit shit.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on November 12, 2014, 11:26:58 PM
e: oh yeah, somebody asked if I thought I had found my "special purpose." I think this is probably the most important job I've had to date, and the one I have the fewest misgivings about. I think case management is probably where my greatest aptitude lies, so I may end up transitioning to a 100% case management job at some point. I'm not particularly attached to working with youth, I think I could do just as much good working with adults. So I guess that's a "no"? I don't think I would ever want to go back to working outside of social services, though.

 :facepalm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJJA6WRpvlg
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on November 12, 2014, 11:30:35 PM
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hahahah dude will be OG SS once this combusts and we need a new niggerdeath forum. Have you really been lurking here for over a year?

I signed up when I was googling trying to find some of my posts and found my name in your mouths. I never saw my signup confirmation, I just figured GAPO blew me off and forgot about it. Then Arkane PMed me to tell me my name was in your mouths again so I reset my password and here we are.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Internet Black Person on November 12, 2014, 11:39:59 PM
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Anyway, I certainly have nothing to teach these kids about being black;they have to walk around looking black, so they know more about it than I do.

If the fact that they look black is relevant to their "blackness", how is the fact that you don't irrelevant to yours?

This *is* a smart-ass question and I *am* an asshole, but it's sort of the whole point.  Your claim to being "authentically" black is certainly in the American tradition - you have someone "black" in your ancestry, One Drop Rule, you're good.  You haven't really talked about your father, but presumably family ties and experience  influences racial identity.

But you sure as hell don't look black - like, judging by skin tone, you could rush KKK no problem - and you acknowledge that this is a very relevant part of identity.  And it's not my business if you follow Jim Crow logic on race or not, but there are and were certainly at-least-equally rational descent-based schemes of racial classification by which you would certainly not be grouped with Kevin Garnett.  (I'm no expert, and I don't have your family tree handy, but I doubt you would even get "coloured" in Apartheid SA, forget "black".)  So, while people (me) have been kind of rude about it, its not really unfair to point out that, in a lot of ways, you are white.

Anyway, thanks for being a pretty good sport, and if you serious post respond I'll take back calling you "gay", unless you are gay, in which case *I fucking called it.*

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I can't recall a time where I was referred to with a slur against whites.

Remember this moment you honky-ass whitebread cracker.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on November 13, 2014, 12:00:45 AM
this thread is insanely boring and has been for a while

Roll wit da punches tactic, sadly it usually works, online at least. Irl gets you beaten even more.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on November 13, 2014, 12:10:11 AM
I signed up when I was googling trying to find some of my posts and found my name in your mouths. I never saw my signup confirmation, I just figured GAPO blew me off and forgot about it. Then Arkane PMed me to tell me my name was in your mouths again so I reset my password and here we are.

Congrats on stepping outside the hugbox to make our thoughts toy.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SooperPooper on November 13, 2014, 12:12:34 AM
saying stuff like "found my name in your mouths" is why people don't like you. No one cares that you are an alleged melanin production gene semi-carrier.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on November 13, 2014, 12:12:50 AM
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Anyway, I certainly have nothing to teach these kids about being black;they have to walk around looking black, so they know more about it than I do.

If the fact that they look black is relevant to their "blackness", how is the fact that you don't irrelevant to yours?

This *is* a smart-ass question and I *am* an asshole, but it's sort of the whole point.  Your claim to being "authentically" black is certainly in the American tradition - you have someone "black" in your ancestry, One Drop Rule, you're good.  You haven't really talked about your father, but presumably family ties and experience  influences racial identity.

But you sure as hell don't look black - like, judging by skin tone, you could rush KKK no problem - and you acknowledge that this is a very relevant part of identity.  And it's not my business if you follow Jim Crow logic on race or not, but there are and were certainly at-least-equally rational descent-based schemes of racial classification by which you would certainly not be grouped with Kevin Garnett.  (I'm no expert, and I don't have your family tree handy, but I doubt you would even get "coloured" in Apartheid SA, forget "black".)  So, while people (me) have been kind of rude about it, its not really unfair to point out that, in a lot of ways, you are white.

Anyway, thanks for being a pretty good sport, and if you serious post respond I'll take back calling you "gay", unless you are gay, in which case *I fucking called it.*

Yes, absolutely. Only a few decades ago, people with my background and appearance were called "passing." I've gotten away with an incredible amount of shit because I look white. My posts about the default suspicion, fear and hatred black folks experience is based on what I've seen members of my family experience over and over again.

Does that make me "white"? No, it doesn't. What ignorant white folks surmise from looking at me doesn't comprise whiteness. White people over the centuries have weighed in and the verdict is, passers aren't white. If white folks are looking to change the verdict, a forum where the mod has a 14/88 sig is probably not going to be the vanguard of that change.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Himmler on November 13, 2014, 12:17:52 AM
Shut up cracka you aren't fooling anyone.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Renegade Jew on November 13, 2014, 12:21:45 AM
Shut up cracka you aren't fooling anyone.

I've heard that some crackers love cheese

(more specifically, cheesy ramblings that include phrases such as "your thought is toy")
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: MassiveMilitant on November 13, 2014, 12:22:40 AM
Wait wait wait....which mod has the 14/88 sig?


Also lol this liberal works for the government in a non profit producing capacity, helping poor people leech more shit.

 :nixon:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on November 13, 2014, 12:27:44 AM
Does that make me "white"? No, it doesn't. What ignorant white folks surmise from looking at me doesn't comprise whiteness. White people over the centuries have weighed in and the verdict is, passers aren't white. If white folks are looking to change the verdict, a forum where the mod has a 14/88 sig is probably not going to be the vanguard of that change.

What about ignorant black folk? Or are you telling us that your urban youths can immediately see that you are allowed to call them "Nigga"?


Since both your parents are race traitors, you'll probably end up being shot no matter who wins the racial holy war. So I understand how reminders can be triggering for you
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: butts on November 13, 2014, 12:29:10 AM
thread is toy
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on November 13, 2014, 12:35:22 AM
So Mr. SedanChair, you seem pretty passionate about racism and other social justice topics so I'm curious what you do when you're not at work. Do you volunteer anywhere? Have any favorite charities? Have you been to any marches for your various causes?

What do you personally do to make things better for you and your people?

This isn't some sneaky puppetmaster tricksy post, I'm genuinely curious what you do with regards to the things you're most passionate about. You mentioned your great grandpa being heavily involved in the ACLU, do you support them directly or help them out in any way?

I'm a counselor and intake specialist at a youth homeless shelter. I don't make a huge amount but it's more than sufficient, so my charitable giving is probably pretty low for what I could contribute if I stopped buying so many guns. I don't really involve myself much with the ACLU anymore since they had a big split between the civil libertarians and the party-line democrats and the democrats won.

Real talk, SedanChair, if it's true that you actually spend time at homeless shelters, good for you.  That puts you ahead of a huge majority of D&D faggots who just talk about wanting to make a difference, but liking a facebook post or donating to a kickstarter is as far as they go.

So good for you for actually trying to do something about a problem you want fixed.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on November 13, 2014, 12:37:56 AM
I signed up when I was googling trying to find some of my posts and found my name in your mouths. I never saw my signup confirmation, I just figured GAPO blew me off and forgot about it. Then Arkane PMed me to tell me my name was in your mouths again so I reset my password and here we are.


for real tho no nigga would ever say "my name in your mouths"

nigga forgettin ya'll AAVE nigga

shameful ass fred savage lookin ass nigga forgettin he own heritage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBZVxerr5MA

WINNIE COOPER KEEP MAH NAME OUT YA MOUF
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Internet Black Person on November 13, 2014, 12:41:58 AM
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Does that make me "white"? No, it doesn't. What ignorant white folks surmise from looking at me doesn't comprise whiteness. White people over the centuries have weighed in and the verdict is, passers aren't white. If white folks are looking to change the verdict, a forum where the mod has a 14/88 sig is probably not going to be the vanguard of that change.

Actually, as I explained, white people across the centuries have weighed in and said a lot of different things, depending, and so did a lot of other people, who may or may not have been white, depending on who you ask.  But you've decided to make a moral stand and follow the 14/88 line on race and nobody on a website where someone wrote 14/88 somewhere will have any input on your decision.  OK.

Man, white people are fucking crazy.

e: also your response was pretty non-responsive so I've upgraded your simple "gay" to a "supergay cock-hungry faggot".
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Renegade Jew on November 13, 2014, 12:53:41 AM
Real talk, SedanChair, if it's true that you actually spend time at homeless shelters, good for you.  That puts you ahead of a huge majority of D&D faggots who just talk about wanting to make a difference, but liking a facebook post or donating to a kickstarter is as far as they go.

So good for you for actually trying to do something about a problem you want fixed.

not goona lie: if sedan chair stopped posting his dumb stupid ramblings and actually bothered to debate and discuss issues from now on, i'd be down with that
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on November 13, 2014, 12:54:39 AM
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Does that make me "white"? No, it doesn't. What ignorant white folks surmise from looking at me doesn't comprise whiteness. White people over the centuries have weighed in and the verdict is, passers aren't white. If white folks are looking to change the verdict, a forum where the mod has a 14/88 sig is probably not going to be the vanguard of that change.

Actually, as I explained, white people across the centuries have weighed in and said a lot of different things, depending, and so did a lot of other people, who may or may not have been white, depending on who you ask.  But you've decided to make a moral stand and follow the 14/88 line on race and nobody on a website where someone wrote 14/88 somewhere will have any input on your decision.  OK.

Man, white people are fucking crazy.

e: also your response was pretty non-responsive so I've upgraded your simple "gay" to a "supergay faggy faggot".

Your av is my hand
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Internet Black Person on November 13, 2014, 12:59:00 AM
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Does that make me "white"? No, it doesn't. What ignorant white folks surmise from looking at me doesn't comprise whiteness. White people over the centuries have weighed in and the verdict is, passers aren't white. If white folks are looking to change the verdict, a forum where the mod has a 14/88 sig is probably not going to be the vanguard of that change.

Actually, as I explained, white people across the centuries have weighed in and said a lot of different things, depending, and so did a lot of other people, who may or may not have been white, depending on who you ask.  But you've decided to make a moral stand and follow the 14/88 line on race and nobody on a website where someone wrote 14/88 somewhere will have any input on your decision.  OK.

Man, white people are fucking crazy.

e: also your response was pretty non-responsive so I've upgraded your simple "gay" to a "supergay faggy faggot".

Your av is my hand

(http://i.imgur.com/5wiTFJ5.png)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on November 13, 2014, 01:02:39 AM
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hahahah dude will be OG SS once this combusts and we need a new niggerdeath forum. Have you really been lurking here for over a year?

I signed up when I was googling trying to find some of my posts and found my name in your mouths. I never saw my signup confirmation, I just figured GAPO blew me off and forgot about it. Then Arkane PMed me to tell me my name was in your mouths again so I reset my password and here we are.

What kind of faggot Googles his own posts?

Also, the 14/88 sig was chosen as a riff on the Doobie's Dogs thing.  Of course you would assume that I'm a Stormfronter and that sig is a totally serious way of proclaiming my allegiance to RaHoWa. Retard.

Hahaha earnest posting is here guys!!!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Internet Black Person on November 13, 2014, 01:04:01 AM
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I've gotten away with an incredible amount of shit because I look white.

Just not pretending to be black on the internet.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on November 13, 2014, 01:23:39 AM
Hahaha earnest posting is here guys!!!

I'm sorry we don't all hate the police as much as you do.

I'm just really concerned about how much rage you've got for the cops. Its not healthy. I mean, does it come from the fact your father got pulled over all time because the cops thought he was kidnapping a white child?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBZVxerr5MA

 :nixon:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Rape Artist on November 13, 2014, 01:27:48 AM
someone should search this faggot's post history and do a megapost of all his "as a black man," nigsplaining posts
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on November 13, 2014, 01:34:53 AM
someone should search this faggot's post history and do a megapost of all his "as a black man," nigsplaining posts

I did a cursory inspection of his post history; nothing before 2012 is still in the SA archives, and from the random sampling I took, with a few exceptions posted previous, didn't really talk about Race/Race Relations with any more authority than your average D&D pasty faggot self-hating basement dweller. But I couldn't find the St. Trayvon Canonization Thread, and I can only imagine there's some choice shit in there.

And before Sedanchair gets all hot and bothered about earning attention from those permabanned racist pantshitters from Stormfront Lite, and feeling like an actual persecuted negro, this took like 10 minute before I decided all was faggot toy.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Rape Artist on November 13, 2014, 01:43:22 AM
someone should search this faggot's post history and do a megapost of all his "as a black man," nigsplaining posts

I did a cursory inspection of his post history; nothing before 2012 is still in the SA archives, and from the random sampling I took, with a few exceptions posted previous, didn't really talk about Race/Race Relations with any more authority than your average D&D pasty faggot self-hating basement dweller. But I couldn't find the St. Trayvon Canonization Thread, and I can only imagine there's some choice shit in there.

And before Sedanchair gets all hot and bothered about earning attention from those permabanned racist pantshitters from Stormfront Lite, and feeling like an actual persecuted negro, this took like 10 minute before I decided all was faggot toy.

that's too bad. This thread gets some solid LOLs for having a pasty white fuck whose wrists have two chins pretending to be a proud man of color but it would be way more entertaining if there was any evidence at all of him waving his black mandingo dick for e-cred and oppression points
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on November 13, 2014, 02:03:46 AM
that's too bad. This thread gets some solid LOLs for having a pasty white fuck whose wrists have two chins pretending to be a proud man of color but it would be way more entertaining if there was any evidence at all of him waving his black mandingo dick for e-cred and oppression points

I'm sure there's some good stuff, just saying a 10 minute poke around "find posts by this user" didn't really bring up anything other than his issues with authority and hatred of whites - so pretty much a standard D&D poster, except being pro-gun. So there were some posts where he wasn't being a faggot and actually going against the hive mind.

Oh, and that one pretty funny turn of phrase about the black quarterback.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Concerned Pyschologist on November 13, 2014, 04:23:56 AM
I look white, I never claimed otherwise.

9 days ago....

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e2: VVV mulatto if you're keeping track, son

e3: or maybe you'd prefer "high yellow"? Let's get down to brass tacks here

Still doesn't answer why so many people happen to think you're black. I don't really give a shit, personally, but it sure seems like you're implying you're black and letting people think what they think. Pretty dishonest.

LOL eat shit. I've explained my personal background several times, I am not about to go chasing after people constantly reiterating it. I mean look how many times you guys have managed to fuck it up just in the course of this thread, when it is all in one place for you to review at your leisure. I imagine that if I spent a lot more time talking about it, saying "I look white" every time I turned around, I would become even more insufferable to you. If that's possible!

Again: I don't really care. I don't read and have never posted in D&D. I stumbled across this thread on here, found it amusing. I've never heard of you prior to this and the first person asking "aren't you black?" was over on SA.

If you've explained it and people didn't do enough digging through your post history or cyber stalking you or whatever, cool. I don't know who the hell you are. Not the first time there's been a fuck up of some kind over here.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Got Soylent? on November 13, 2014, 05:27:35 AM
I look white, I never claimed otherwise.

9 days ago....

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e2: VVV mulatto if you're keeping track, son

e3: or maybe you'd prefer "high yellow"? Let's get down to brass tacks here

Still doesn't answer why so many people happen to think you're black. I don't really give a shit, personally, but it sure seems like you're implying you're black and letting people think what they think. Pretty dishonest.

LOL eat shit. I've explained my personal background several times, I am not about to go chasing after people constantly reiterating it. I mean look how many times you guys have managed to fuck it up just in the course of this thread, when it is all in one place for you to review at your leisure. I imagine that if I spent a lot more time talking about it, saying "I look white" every time I turned around, I would become even more insufferable to you. If that's possible!

To answer some of the questions about my job, I spend a lot less time giving advice than you might think. I help the kids put together a plan and do what I can to help them carry it out. they generally do not get to stay with us for all that long and I want them to be as successful as possible wherever they are placed next.

Plenty of our kids are black, but my gosh you should see some of the white families I have to deal with. And my goodness how polite and conciliatory I am when speaking to them! Otherwise they will not consent to placement, and then I won't be able to collect information about the abuse and neglect they have committed, so that I can trap them with CPS reporting and break up their families.

Anyway, I certainly have nothing to teach these kids about being black;they have to walk around looking black, so they know more about it than I do. I can't recall a time where I was referred to with a slur against whites. I would say that probably… a third of black people realize that I am "mixed."

e: oh yeah, somebody asked if I thought I had found my "special purpose." I think this is probably the most important job I've had to date, and the one I have the fewest misgivings about. I think case management is probably where my greatest aptitude lies, so I may end up transitioning to a 100% case management job at some point. I'm not particularly attached to working with youth, I think I could do just as much good working with adults. So I guess that's a "no"? I don't think I would ever want to go back to working outside of social services, though.

Why did you just type four paragraphs about your job if you don't care?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on November 13, 2014, 05:33:34 AM
You don't have to remind people of anything. It's not that we don't know about your family history, it's we don't believe you. You are as white as it gets and the fact you identify as black is funny to us.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Got Soylent? on November 13, 2014, 05:57:58 AM
You guys are still talking about this? God you guys are losers. Ok one more time, here is my entire family and job history:


888888888888888888
888888
888888888
888888888

What is it with people on the internet and not being able to walk away from anything? It's like not having the last word will literally kill you.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: J Dog on November 13, 2014, 07:16:09 AM
Does that make me "white"? No, it doesn't. What ignorant white folks surmise from looking at me doesn't comprise whiteness. White people over the centuries have weighed in and the verdict is, passers aren't white. If white folks are looking to change the verdict, a forum where the mod has a 14/88 sig is probably not going to be the vanguard of that change.

What's the difference between someone everybody thinks is white, treats as white and who experiences white privilege, and an actual white person?   



Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on November 13, 2014, 07:58:20 AM
He's really invested in not being white because otherwise all the bile he posts about white people and Americans just looks sad. He at least hass the self awareness to know its sad.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: professional lurker on November 13, 2014, 09:14:33 AM
It's really cool how every other post in this thread contains a disclaimer that the poster, in fact, does not care prior to vomiting forth paragraphs and paragraphs.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on November 13, 2014, 10:05:12 AM
Hey Sedanchair you are a white guy and you are lying about everything and also if you could go back and take that picture without your hand in it you would because you liked pretending to be black but you aren't because you are lying about it and you are white and now we all know it and SA knows it and you look very silly like a silly person.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on November 13, 2014, 10:41:33 AM
Ahahahahahahahaha keep posting cracka this is the best!

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: blasting_asshole on November 13, 2014, 11:04:21 AM
What's the difference between someone everybody thinks is white, treats as white and who experiences white privilege, and an actual white person?

Seriously, SedanChair I understand how the combination of a humorless comedy forum and your crippling autism might cause your brain to take the racist joke-posts seriously, but can you please elaborate on this?

Let me explain this in robot logic...
It doesn't matter if everyone in your family (except you) is so black that the eyedropper tool in Photoshop reads their skin as R: 0, G: 0, B: 0 YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE THEM SO WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO SCHOOL OTHERS ON RACIAL PROFILING AND REPLY WITH "lol you stupid white people"

Do you seriously think that hearing your dad talk about racism gives you the exact same experience as experiencing it yourself?

You still haven't told us what gives you the right aside from "mih family" which is a crock of shit. If the answer is "mih family" why did you claim to be black, instead of simply saying "my dad is black, so I have some experience." Nobody, and I mean NOBODY on Something Awful is gonna discredit your claims with "your dad is black, doesn't count, unless it's you!"

Why do YOU claim to be black? My dad is a Jew. My mom took me to protestant church twice a month, growing up. Never, have I ever weighed in on Jew matters with "As a Goyim... Silly gentiles!"

My last name is on par with "Goldstein." I've been the brunt of a lot of Jew jokes and encountered a touch of antisemitism here and there, but I don't go to temple, I haven't had a barmitzfah and I celebrate Christmas. I'd say I have more of a right to complain about antisemitism than you have to complain about racism, yet I don't because I HAVE NO RIGHT. Why do you feel you do?

I'm not actually Jewish. Those insults don't apply to me. You're not actually black. Racism issues don't apply to you.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on November 13, 2014, 12:00:18 PM
Im a quarter Cuban but I'm super white and my gramma is the only person in our family who can speak spanish so I dont lecture people online "as a fellow latino, illegal immigration...." because I'm not a tool.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Internet Black Person on November 13, 2014, 12:14:45 PM
:holocaust:

:procrage:

Jesus Christ what kind of horseshit White Power website are you faggots running here?  Don't you homos have to get to work building your rainbow float for the Diversity Day Parade?  Me and sc are the only pure Aryans posting here.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on November 13, 2014, 12:18:20 PM
:holocaust:

:procrage:

Jesus Christ what kind of horseshit White Power website are you faggots running here?  Don't you homos have to get to work building your rainbow float for the Diversity Day Parade?

Yeah we're about as good at controlling immigration here as Obama.

I keep telling GAPO we need to secure the registration form but he he's too busy ignoring his lawn.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: VFW on November 13, 2014, 12:21:40 PM
It's like not having the last word will literally kill you.

The highlander of shitposting theory
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on November 13, 2014, 12:24:34 PM
I look white, I never claimed otherwise.

9 days ago....

Quote
e2: VVV mulatto if you're keeping track, son

e3: or maybe you'd prefer "high yellow"? Let's get down to brass tacks here

Still doesn't answer why so many people happen to think you're black. I don't really give a shit, personally, but it sure seems like you're implying you're black and letting people think what they think. Pretty dishonest.

LOL eat shit. I've explained my personal background several times, I am not about to go chasing after people constantly reiterating it. I mean look how many times you guys have managed to fuck it up just in the course of this thread, when it is all in one place for you to review at your leisure. I imagine that if I spent a lot more time talking about it, saying "I look white" every time I turned around, I would become even more insufferable to you. If that's possible!

To answer some of the questions about my job, I spend a lot less time giving advice than you might think. I help the kids put together a plan and do what I can to help them carry it out. they generally do not get to stay with us for all that long and I want them to be as successful as possible wherever they are placed next.

Plenty of our kids are black, but my gosh you should see some of the white families I have to deal with. And my goodness how polite and conciliatory I am when speaking to them! Otherwise they will not consent to placement, and then I won't be able to collect information about the abuse and neglect they have committed, so that I can trap them with CPS reporting and break up their families.

Anyway, I certainly have nothing to teach these kids about being black;they have to walk around looking black, so they know more about it than I do. I can't recall a time where I was referred to with a slur against whites. I would say that probably… a third of black people realize that I am "mixed."

e: oh yeah, somebody asked if I thought I had found my "special purpose." I think this is probably the most important job I've had to date, and the one I have the fewest misgivings about. I think case management is probably where my greatest aptitude lies, so I may end up transitioning to a 100% case management job at some point. I'm not particularly attached to working with youth, I think I could do just as much good working with adults. So I guess that's a "no"? I don't think I would ever want to go back to working outside of social services, though.

Why did you just type four paragraphs about your job if you don't care?

Because I was answering questions that people asked?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: VFW on November 13, 2014, 12:28:25 PM
sedanchair how often as a fat doughboy honkey do you tell White people to check their 'privilege' when you inevitably end up losing an argument?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: muslim batman on November 13, 2014, 12:29:27 PM
:holocaust:

:procrage:

Jesus Christ what kind of horseshit White Power website are you faggots running here?  Don't you homos have to get to work building your rainbow float for the Diversity Day Parade?  Me and sc are the only pure Aryans posting here.
We should add racially biased SAT questions in the registering form.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Got Soylent? on November 13, 2014, 12:35:09 PM
I look white, I never claimed otherwise.

9 days ago....

Quote
e2: VVV mulatto if you're keeping track, son

e3: or maybe you'd prefer "high yellow"? Let's get down to brass tacks here

Still doesn't answer why so many people happen to think you're black. I don't really give a shit, personally, but it sure seems like you're implying you're black and letting people think what they think. Pretty dishonest.

LOL eat shit. I've explained my personal background several times, I am not about to go chasing after people constantly reiterating it. I mean look how many times you guys have managed to fuck it up just in the course of this thread, when it is all in one place for you to review at your leisure. I imagine that if I spent a lot more time talking about it, saying "I look white" every time I turned around, I would become even more insufferable to you. If that's possible!

To answer some of the questions about my job, I spend a lot less time giving advice than you might think. I help the kids put together a plan and do what I can to help them carry it out. they generally do not get to stay with us for all that long and I want them to be as successful as possible wherever they are placed next.

Plenty of our kids are black, but my gosh you should see some of the white families I have to deal with. And my goodness how polite and conciliatory I am when speaking to them! Otherwise they will not consent to placement, and then I won't be able to collect information about the abuse and neglect they have committed, so that I can trap them with CPS reporting and break up their families.

Anyway, I certainly have nothing to teach these kids about being black;they have to walk around looking black, so they know more about it than I do. I can't recall a time where I was referred to with a slur against whites. I would say that probably… a third of black people realize that I am "mixed."

e: oh yeah, somebody asked if I thought I had found my "special purpose." I think this is probably the most important job I've had to date, and the one I have the fewest misgivings about. I think case management is probably where my greatest aptitude lies, so I may end up transitioning to a 100% case management job at some point. I'm not particularly attached to working with youth, I think I could do just as much good working with adults. So I guess that's a "no"? I don't think I would ever want to go back to working outside of social services, though.

Why did you just type four paragraphs about your job if you don't care?

Because I was answering questions that people asked?

But why? Why does doing this matter? Why do you care?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on November 13, 2014, 12:37:21 PM
Psst hey SC you are a white guy and we all know it psst pass it on
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: FreakyDeaky on November 13, 2014, 01:57:22 PM
:holocaust:

:procrage:

Jesus Christ what kind of horseshit White Power website are you faggots running here?  Don't you homos have to get to work building your rainbow float for the Diversity Day Parade?  Me and sc are the only pure Aryans posting here.
We should add racially biased SAT questions in the registering form.
Clearly it they should be called PAT questions. The P stands for "Posting."
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 13, 2014, 02:15:14 PM
Quote
Does that make me "white"? No, it doesn't. What ignorant white folks surmise from looking at me doesn't comprise whiteness. White people over the centuries have weighed in and the verdict is, passers aren't white. If white folks are looking to change the verdict, a forum where the mod has a 14/88 sig is probably not going to be the vanguard of that change.

Actually, as I explained, white people across the centuries have weighed in and said a lot of different things, depending, and so did a lot of other people, who may or may not have been white, depending on who you ask.  But you've decided to make a moral stand and follow the 14/88 line on race and nobody on a website where someone wrote 14/88 somewhere will have any input on your decision.  OK.

Man, white people are fucking crazy.

e: also your response was pretty non-responsive so I've upgraded your simple "gay" to a "supergay faggy faggot".

Your av is my hand

Sorry, that's A. Wyatt Mann's hand.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Renegade Jew on November 13, 2014, 02:19:39 PM
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Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on November 13, 2014, 02:22:47 PM
I look white, I never claimed otherwise.

9 days ago....

Quote
e2: VVV mulatto if you're keeping track, son

e3: or maybe you'd prefer "high yellow"? Let's get down to brass tacks here

Still doesn't answer why so many people happen to think you're black. I don't really give a shit, personally, but it sure seems like you're implying you're black and letting people think what they think. Pretty dishonest.

LOL eat shit. I've explained my personal background several times, I am not about to go chasing after people constantly reiterating it. I mean look how many times you guys have managed to fuck it up just in the course of this thread, when it is all in one place for you to review at your leisure. I imagine that if I spent a lot more time talking about it, saying "I look white" every time I turned around, I would become even more insufferable to you. If that's possible!

To answer some of the questions about my job, I spend a lot less time giving advice than you might think. I help the kids put together a plan and do what I can to help them carry it out. they generally do not get to stay with us for all that long and I want them to be as successful as possible wherever they are placed next.

Plenty of our kids are black, but my gosh you should see some of the white families I have to deal with. And my goodness how polite and conciliatory I am when speaking to them! Otherwise they will not consent to placement, and then I won't be able to collect information about the abuse and neglect they have committed, so that I can trap them with CPS reporting and break up their families.

Anyway, I certainly have nothing to teach these kids about being black;they have to walk around looking black, so they know more about it than I do. I can't recall a time where I was referred to with a slur against whites. I would say that probably… a third of black people realize that I am "mixed."

e: oh yeah, somebody asked if I thought I had found my "special purpose." I think this is probably the most important job I've had to date, and the one I have the fewest misgivings about. I think case management is probably where my greatest aptitude lies, so I may end up transitioning to a 100% case management job at some point. I'm not particularly attached to working with youth, I think I could do just as much good working with adults. So I guess that's a "no"? I don't think I would ever want to go back to working outside of social services, though.

Why did you just type four paragraphs about your job if you don't care?

Because I was answering questions that people asked?

But why? Why does doing this matter? Why do you care?

I don't really, I just thought it was polite to check in since you made a thread about me. I'll go back to my normal d&d tumblr sjw posting if there's nothing else.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Rape Artist on November 13, 2014, 02:40:36 PM
I look white, I never claimed otherwise.

9 days ago....

Quote
e2: VVV mulatto if you're keeping track, son

e3: or maybe you'd prefer "high yellow"? Let's get down to brass tacks here

Still doesn't answer why so many people happen to think you're black. I don't really give a shit, personally, but it sure seems like you're implying you're black and letting people think what they think. Pretty dishonest.

LOL eat shit. I've explained my personal background several times, I am not about to go chasing after people constantly reiterating it. I mean look how many times you guys have managed to fuck it up just in the course of this thread, when it is all in one place for you to review at your leisure. I imagine that if I spent a lot more time talking about it, saying "I look white" every time I turned around, I would become even more insufferable to you. If that's possible!

To answer some of the questions about my job, I spend a lot less time giving advice than you might think. I help the kids put together a plan and do what I can to help them carry it out. they generally do not get to stay with us for all that long and I want them to be as successful as possible wherever they are placed next.

Plenty of our kids are black, but my gosh you should see some of the white families I have to deal with. And my goodness how polite and conciliatory I am when speaking to them! Otherwise they will not consent to placement, and then I won't be able to collect information about the abuse and neglect they have committed, so that I can trap them with CPS reporting and break up their families.

Anyway, I certainly have nothing to teach these kids about being black;they have to walk around looking black, so they know more about it than I do. I can't recall a time where I was referred to with a slur against whites. I would say that probably… a third of black people realize that I am "mixed."

e: oh yeah, somebody asked if I thought I had found my "special purpose." I think this is probably the most important job I've had to date, and the one I have the fewest misgivings about. I think case management is probably where my greatest aptitude lies, so I may end up transitioning to a 100% case management job at some point. I'm not particularly attached to working with youth, I think I could do just as much good working with adults. So I guess that's a "no"? I don't think I would ever want to go back to working outside of social services, though.

Why did you just type four paragraphs about your job if you don't care?

Because I was answering questions that people asked?

But why? Why does doing this matter? Why do you care?

I don't really, I just thought it was polite to check in since you made a thread about me. I'll go back to my normal d&d tumblr sjw posting if there's nothing else.

say hi to aunt jemima on your way back to the projects you dumb faggot
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: blasting_asshole on November 13, 2014, 02:59:40 PM
Quote from: Sedan Chair
I would say that probably… a third of black people realize that I am "mixed."

I apologize to everyone ITT for my Jewish tirade. Thinking that a goon wouldn't cherry pick posts to reply towards. SedanChair, you've certainly made a faggot out of me.  :geithner:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Obese-n-Triggered on November 13, 2014, 03:19:54 PM
Hey SedanChair, 

Thanks for telling us about your job and background. I think it's pretty cool that you're helping at risk kids. Whether you stay and post more here or stick to D&D I hope you have a relaxing weekend. Working with kids in shitty situations is mentally and emotionally taxing work.

Before it gets too cold maybe you could spend some time at the range. By the way, in the third forum down there is a gun thread you may want to check out.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on November 13, 2014, 03:38:35 PM
By the way, in the third forum down there is a gun thread you may want to check out.

Hey Sedanchair before you check out that thread why don't you thoroughly check out the taste of half a gallon of insecticide? I was gonna suggest bleach, but if you get any whiter you're gonna be see-through.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: As a white male I on November 13, 2014, 03:49:11 PM
I'll go back to my normal d&d tumblr sjw posting

I'd prefer if you didn't.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on November 13, 2014, 03:58:56 PM
Our niggerdeath is toy.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on November 13, 2014, 04:09:28 PM
SedanChair I have a serious question for you:

What percentage of kids in your program have wound up dead and did you go to their funerals?

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on November 13, 2014, 04:52:58 PM
Hey SedanChair, 

Thanks for telling us about your job and background. I think it's pretty cool that you're helping at risk kids. Whether you stay and post more here or stick to D&D I hope you have a relaxing weekend. Working with kids in shitty situations is mentally and emotionally taxing work.

SedanChair I have a serious question for you:

What percentage of kids in your program have wound up dead and did you go to their funerals?

Why on earth are you guys taking his "I work wit da tuff keeds" story with any less salt than his "I beez :tyrone:" story he's been saying for so long?

The dude makes up lies about himself for leveraging internet debates, he's been doing it for years, and now he's doing it here. He has a proven history of it, which is the entire point of this thread, and now he is inside of the thread doing it again just from a different angle.

He lied about being black on SA because that makes his arguments almost unassailable. Now he's lying again and you faggots are falling for it and actually giving him credit for it.

Do you really, really believe someone who busts his ass all day long with actual at-risk youfs is going to have D&D posts (occurring at all times of the day, year round) full of 888? I know teachers, and I know sped teachers, and maaaaaan, that shit ain't happening.

He's probably a fucking geek squad member or something, Jesus.

He is a lying faggot.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: brood on November 13, 2014, 05:19:23 PM
For the most part I agree with you Aspie, but just having that job doesn't mean he busts his ass.  I picture him as more of a union worker, maybe like this

(http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/xxx050552-525x600.jpg?w=525&h=480&crop=1)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on November 13, 2014, 05:23:02 PM
Good point RA.

Well, as a 7 foot tall MMA fighter with a side business repairing helicopter blades, I have to put things into perspective for you guys on occasion.

Edit:

To further help put this in perspective, imagine you are at a small gathering of close friends and family members. You show them this picture

(http://i.imgur.com/MjnOrr1.png)

and say "This...this could be a black person, right? Maybe...maybe half black?"

If you think they would even begin to mentally process the possibility you are eloH levels of high/stupid.

Now, after that comes question number 2.

"Well...I mean, he said he was black. And then kinda half-black, I guess. But he's probably honest about his occupation, right?"








See how ridiculous this all sounds when processed through the non-stupid real world brain?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on November 13, 2014, 05:42:17 PM
Hey SedanChair, 

Thanks for telling us about your job and background. I think it's pretty cool that you're helping at risk kids. Whether you stay and post more here or stick to D&D I hope you have a relaxing weekend. Working with kids in shitty situations is mentally and emotionally taxing work.

SedanChair I have a serious question for you:

What percentage of kids in your program have wound up dead and did you go to their funerals?

Why on earth are you guys taking his "I work wit da tuff keeds" story with any less salt than his "I beez :tyrone:" story he's been saying for so long?

God damn it AA, have you never watched an episode of Law & Order?

The #1 rule of SA faggots is to keep them talking. They just can't resist digging their own grave by talking about themselves. The more they lie, the deeper the hole. Now step aside and let's hear another fairy tale for the Little Negro That Could (pass as white).
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Concerned Pyschologist on November 13, 2014, 05:57:35 PM
Hey SedanChair, 

Thanks for telling us about your job and background. I think it's pretty cool that you're helping at risk kids. Whether you stay and post more here or stick to D&D I hope you have a relaxing weekend. Working with kids in shitty situations is mentally and emotionally taxing work.

SedanChair I have a serious question for you:

What percentage of kids in your program have wound up dead and did you go to their funerals?

Why on earth are you guys taking his "I work wit da tuff keeds" story with any less salt than his "I beez :tyrone:" story he's been saying for so long?

God damn it AA, have you never watched an episode of Law & Order?

Just one.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0629180/

Quote
Detectives discover that a recently-murdered white woman had recently given birth to a baby whose race reveals a well-kept secret about the baby's biological father. He's black but passes as white.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on November 13, 2014, 07:39:45 PM
Hey SedanChair, 

Thanks for telling us about your job and background. I think it's pretty cool that you're helping at risk kids. Whether you stay and post more here or stick to D&D I hope you have a relaxing weekend. Working with kids in shitty situations is mentally and emotionally taxing work.

SedanChair I have a serious question for you:

What percentage of kids in your program have wound up dead and did you go to their funerals?

Why on earth are you guys taking his "I work wit da tuff keeds" story with any less salt than his "I beez :tyrone:" story he's been saying for so long?

The dude makes up lies about himself for leveraging internet debates, he's been doing it for years, and now he's doing it here. He has a proven history of it, which is the entire point of this thread, and now he is inside of the thread doing it again just from a different angle.

He lied about being black on SA because that makes his arguments almost unassailable. Now he's lying again and you faggots are falling for it and actually giving him credit for it.

Do you really, really believe someone who busts his ass all day long with actual at-risk youfs is going to have D&D posts (occurring at all times of the day, year round) full of 888? I know teachers, and I know sped teachers, and maaaaaan, that shit ain't happening.

He's probably a fucking geek squad member or something, Jesus.

He is a lying faggot.

Wow it seems like I really get your top spinning.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on November 13, 2014, 07:52:55 PM
Wow it seems like I really get your top spinning.

That is some lazy, lazy puppetmastering. SO lazy in fact....maybe I'm wrong after all!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on November 13, 2014, 08:31:41 PM
i dunno, i'm starting to think he might really be a nigger, since he definitely suffered through a childhood devoid of attention from his father
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Psycho Dad on November 13, 2014, 08:40:32 PM
He's really invested in not being white because otherwise all the bile he posts about white people and Americans just looks sad. He at least hass the self awareness to know its sad.

We need him to tell us more about (how he hates) his mother.  :freud: :mudd:  :privilege:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Republican Fat Cat on November 13, 2014, 09:58:00 PM
Notice how white boy dodged Gapo's questions about zeitgueist?

SedanChair,  are you offended by fellow libgoon Zeitguiest beating his black slave and designing toy packages for Chinese child labor sweatshops while babbling about racial inequality?

:allears:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Obese-n-Triggered on November 13, 2014, 10:25:13 PM
Why on earth are you guys taking his "I work wit da tuff keeds" story with any less salt than his "I beez :tyrone:" story he's been saying for so long?

(http://i.imgur.com/fjQWRY5.jpg)


God damn it AA, have you never watched an episode of Law & Order?

The #1 rule of SA faggots is to keep them talking. They just can't resist digging their own grave by talking about themselves. The more they lie, the deeper the hole. Now step aside and let's hear another fairy tale for the Little Negro That Could (pass as white).
This is also important.  :goonbeer:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghost of eloH on November 13, 2014, 10:30:26 PM
By the way, in the third forum down there is a gun thread you may want to check out.

Hey Sedanchair before you check out that thread why don't you thoroughly check out the taste of half a gallon of insecticide? I was gonna suggest bleach, but if you get any whiter you're gonna be see-through.

Jesus you aren't funny.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghost of eloH on November 13, 2014, 10:31:39 PM
Funniest thing in this shitpile is that some from DND is actually helping people
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 13, 2014, 10:55:52 PM
Funniest thing in this shitpile is that some from DND is actually helping people

Maybe.

So he says.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Chael P Sonnen on November 13, 2014, 11:44:39 PM
By the way, in the third forum down there is a gun thread you may want to check out.

Hey Sedanchair before you check out that thread why don't you thoroughly check out the taste of half a gallon of insecticide? I was gonna suggest bleach, but if you get any whiter you're gonna be see-through.

Jesus you aren't funny.

(http://www.andreaafra.com/wp-content/uploads/kettle.jpg)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Tranny Feet on November 14, 2014, 12:16:42 AM
Hey SedanChair, 

Thanks for telling us about your job and background. I think it's pretty cool that you're helping at risk kids. Whether you stay and post more here or stick to D&D I hope you have a relaxing weekend. Working with kids in shitty situations is mentally and emotionally taxing work.

SedanChair I have a serious question for you:

What percentage of kids in your program have wound up dead and did you go to their funerals?

Why on earth are you guys taking his "I work wit da tuff keeds" story with any less salt than his "I beez :tyrone:" story he's been saying for so long?

The dude makes up lies about himself for leveraging internet debates, he's been doing it for years, and now he's doing it here. He has a proven history of it, which is the entire point of this thread, and now he is inside of the thread doing it again just from a different angle.

He lied about being black on SA because that makes his arguments almost unassailable. Now he's lying again and you faggots are falling for it and actually giving him credit for it.

Do you really, really believe someone who busts his ass all day long with actual at-risk youfs is going to have D&D posts (occurring at all times of the day, year round) full of 888? I know teachers, and I know sped teachers, and maaaaaan, that shit ain't happening.

He's probably a fucking geek squad member or something, Jesus.

He is a lying faggot.

I believe him, insofar as having an ego but being in a thankless, stressful and yet low-paying job where you're forced to be diplomatic and bite your tongue dovetails nicely with him being a haughty, overbearing prick on the internet who Must Not Lose An Argument.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on November 14, 2014, 12:40:25 AM
ITT: SASStronauts in race to see who can make literal cock-loving faggot SedanChair the least gay poster in the thread.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Cornbread on November 14, 2014, 12:59:31 AM
For the most part I agree with you Aspie, but just having that job doesn't mean he busts his ass.  I picture him as more of a union worker, maybe like this

(http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/xxx050552-525x600.jpg?w=525&h=480&crop=1)

That's the same position that he'll be in when he's found dead of a heart attack.  :nixon:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Renegade Jew on November 14, 2014, 01:05:05 AM
ITT: SASStronauts in race to see who can make literal cock-loving faggot SedanChair the least gay poster in the thread.

Something Sensitive users practicing affirmative action itt
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: GFR on November 14, 2014, 01:12:17 AM
ITT: SASStronauts in race to see who can make literal cock-loving faggot SedanChair the least gay poster in the thread.

Something Sensitive users practicing affirmative action itt

More like observing proper FYAD dynamics
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: A Catfight of Feminists on November 14, 2014, 05:06:19 AM
Sedanchair go out into the real world, get laid and stop posting so much in d&d.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on November 14, 2014, 12:22:32 PM
SedanChair, are you worried that if something were to happen to you at a SJW protest, the KKK might try to avenge your death?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Martin Looter King on November 14, 2014, 12:24:20 PM
  Dying Alone With Cats [14|Nov 12:21 PM]:   new report "Klansman murders innocent child at peace rally"
  Dying Alone With Cats [14|Nov 12:21 PM]:   sedaryanchair

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on November 14, 2014, 12:44:39 PM
SedanChair you're a worthless fucking pasty white trash piece of shit suffering from a typical form of identity disorder due to spending too much time on the internet with other broken fucks who perpetuate this sort of behavior amongst themselves in echo chambers detached from reality. You're no different than guys who end up mutilating their genitals because of their obsession with identity politics and narcissism.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on November 14, 2014, 12:52:51 PM
SedanChair you're a worthless fucking pasty white trash piece of shit suffering from a typical form of identity disorder due to spending too much time on the internet with other broken fucks who perpetuate this sort of behavior amongst themselves in echo chambers detached from reality. You're no different than guys who end up mutilating their genitals because of their obsession with identity politics and narcissism.
Maybe sedanchair will set himself on fire so he can be truly as black on the outside as he is on the inside.  Here's to hoping!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on November 14, 2014, 01:50:45 PM
Notice how white boy dodged Gapo's questions about zeitgueist?

SedanChair,  are you offended by fellow libgoon Zeitguiest beating his black slave and designing toy packages for Chinese child labor sweatshops while babbling about racial inequality?

:allears:

Actually I made fun of him a few times for that, then he pmed me and told me that the usual suspects had pretty much made up the whole story. I don't know what the truth is, and I don't really care, but the best I can put together is that he has some history of posting about kink and also posted about having a black girlfriend and you guys kind of filled in the blanks.

Honestly I find people who post about BDSM extraordinarily tedious so that is my foremost opinion in this case.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on November 14, 2014, 01:53:08 PM
Notice how white boy dodged Gapo's questions about zeitgueist?

SedanChair,  are you offended by fellow libgoon Zeitguiest beating his black slave and designing toy packages for Chinese child labor sweatshops while babbling about racial inequality?

:allears:

Actually I made fun of him a few times for that, then he pmed me and told me that the usual suspects had pretty much made up the whole story. I don't know what the truth is, and I don't really care, but the best I can put together is that he has some history of posting about kink and also posted about having a black girlfriend and you guys kind of filled in the blanks.

Honestly I find people who post about BDSM extraordinarily tedious so that is my foremost opinion in this case.
he didnt used to deny it. And he went into pretty graphic detail its all posted in the thread if you care.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on November 14, 2014, 01:59:44 PM
Notice how white boy dodged Gapo's questions about zeitgueist?

SedanChair,  are you offended by fellow libgoon Zeitguiest beating his black slave and designing toy packages for Chinese child labor sweatshops while babbling about racial inequality?

:allears:

Actually I made fun of him a few times for that, then he pmed me and told me that the usual suspects had pretty much made up the whole story. I don't know what the truth is, and I don't really care, but the best I can put together is that he has some history of posting about kink and also posted about having a black girlfriend and you guys kind of filled in the blanks.

Honestly I find people who post about BDSM extraordinarily tedious so that is my foremost opinion in this case.

His black girlfriend was wearing a black silk choker, which is pretty much a collar stand in for kinksters.

If it wasn't Zeitguiest, 3rd World Marxist toy designer, it was someone registered on several kink related sites with the same user name who looks exactly like Zeitguiest, and talks about how much he LOVES to get sexually aroused from beating women.

So while we don't have videos of Zeitguiest beating his black girlfriend for sexual gratification, they seem to be involved in the Kink lifestyle, and Zeitguiest has a love of violent sexual acts with women (or again, his exact body double who uses the exact same username, unique misspelling and all) so its not exactly a huge leap to assume he's getting his jollies off by whipping his black slave.

Plus the fact he gets so super defensive about it.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on November 14, 2014, 02:00:16 PM
Actually I made fun of him a few times for that, then he pmed me and told me that the usual suspects had pretty much made up the whole story. I don't know what the truth is, and I don't really care, but the best I can put together is that he has some history of posting about kink and also posted about having a black girlfriend and you guys kind of filled in the blanks.

Honestly I find people who post about BDSM extraordinarily tedious so that is my foremost opinion in this case.

Given your obnoxious and relentless history of accusing anyone you find repulsive in D&D in-between your shitposts a racist I find it hilariously ironic how you only find that piece of shit imitating a plantation owner in the bedroom with black chicks only "tedious".
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: kittenwithawhip on November 14, 2014, 02:48:27 PM
SedanChair, I challenge you to take the "pencil test" and post photographic proof. This will determine once and for all whether or not you pass.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: J Dog on November 14, 2014, 04:02:04 PM
Dude would have posted his picture a long time ago if he was actually black.  Hell, he probably would have asked one of his for-real black brothers to pose for a picture if they actually existed.  Since he isn't black and they don't exist, well..  :geithner:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Autistic Yankee on November 14, 2014, 06:51:24 PM
New video of SedanChair Confirmed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4HtcwtCjSw

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: bolonium on November 14, 2014, 07:51:51 PM
I wish you'd all stop saying he "passes" as white. He doesn't pass as white, he IS white.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Psycho Dad on November 14, 2014, 08:15:45 PM
I wish you'd all stop saying he "passes" as white. He doesn't pass as white, he IS white.

Quote
he IS white.

Quote
he IS white.

Quote
he IS white.

Quote
he IS white.

Quote
he IS white.

IN
EVERY
FUCKING
WAY

DAMN
STRAIGHT
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: kittenwithawhip on November 14, 2014, 08:27:13 PM
I wish you'd all stop saying he "passes" as white. He doesn't pass as white, he IS white.

Someone who's 1/4th or even 1/8th black would be considered black as long as they had the dark skin, African features, and kinky hair, because they would be treated as black by society.

Even if SedanChair was mostly black, the fact that he appears white makes him white by all intents and purposes.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on November 14, 2014, 08:36:27 PM
it's definitely been pointed out in this thread but it's delicious irony that SedanChair is using the one drop rule to claim his blackness, this horrible system that shows us how backwards America's view of race is, how discriminatory Americans of old were, etc. etc.


and here this dude who's not even black enough to be in Jersey Boys is using it to explain his connection to ~speaking to white power~


Nigga got one drop all right, he mama drop him on he head because he debates like a faggot
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: kittenwithawhip on November 14, 2014, 09:25:07 PM
On the other hand... remember the "god damn America!" guy from the 2008 presidential campaign?

(http://i.imgur.com/ZPRCb8h.jpg)

:eminem: Maybe Sedan is telling the truth.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on November 14, 2014, 10:43:45 PM
Maybe he's former NAACP president Ben Jealous

(http://i.imgur.com/ADCkhA0.jpg)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on November 14, 2014, 10:59:57 PM
On the other hand... remember the "god damn America!" guy from the 2008 presidential campaign?

(http://i.imgur.com/ZPRCb8h.jpg)

:eminem: Maybe Sedan is telling the truth.

My old avatar:

(http://i.imgur.com/H258Vei.png)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on November 14, 2014, 11:06:14 PM
Go fuck yourself SedenChair.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on November 15, 2014, 12:26:46 AM
Notice how white boy dodged Gapo's questions about zeitgueist?

SedanChair,  are you offended by fellow libgoon Zeitguiest beating his black slave and designing toy packages for Chinese child labor sweatshops while babbling about racial inequality?

:allears:

Actually I made fun of him a few times for that, then he pmed me and told me that the usual suspects had pretty much made up the whole story. I don't know what the truth is, and I don't really care, but the best I can put together is that he has some history of posting about kink and also posted about having a black girlfriend and you guys kind of filled in the blanks.

Honestly I find people who post about BDSM extraordinarily tedious so that is my foremost opinion in this case.

He's lying through his teeth about that. Also of interest is that this internet marxist lives in one of the whitest neighborhoods in the country while pissing on white flight and works for a company that uses child labor.

You keep bad company.

And I post on the Rainbow Coalition of Hate forum so there.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: GFR on November 15, 2014, 12:45:45 AM
What's the moral of this thread?

On a long enough timeline, we are all Africans, so quit oppressing him.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Salacious B. Crumb on November 15, 2014, 01:04:38 AM
What's the moral of this thread?

On a long enough timeline, we are all Africans, so quit oppressing him.

Bullshit. My stock is from Able and does not bear the mark of Cain upon their skin.

Bunch of vegetarian murderous faggots. Where do you think they get it from.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Whig Historian on November 15, 2014, 03:12:36 PM
What's the moral of this thread?

On a long enough timeline, we are all Africans, so quit oppressing him.

Bullshit. My stock is from Able and does not bear the mark of Cain upon their skin.

Bunch of vegetarian murderous faggots. Where do you think they get it from.

I think you mean seth dude. able's stock is smeared on a rock in iraq
I thought that was Onan's stock.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on November 17, 2014, 06:02:39 PM
Holy shit even effagtronica is calling out sedanchair on his fake niggerdom

(http://i.imgur.com/7yuhG7w.png)

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3681766&pagenumber=11&perpage=40#post437806906

What strange and wondrous times.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on November 17, 2014, 06:05:38 PM
What a faggot

(http://i.imgur.com/HpoRA80.png)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on November 17, 2014, 06:06:15 PM
 :adam: I wonder, dear fake nigger, what he could possibly be referring to.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on November 17, 2014, 06:07:05 PM
Sedanchair is going to live by the Abe routine.

"Find one instance where I claimed to be black!"
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on November 17, 2014, 07:27:28 PM
 :stewart: This is great, watching SedanChair flail about in-thread. Looks like SS hasn't gone unnoticed
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Legal Swedish Rape Gang on November 17, 2014, 08:08:56 PM
Holy shit even effagtronica is calling out sedanchair on his fake niggerdom

(http://i.imgur.com/7yuhG7w.png)

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3681766&pagenumber=11&perpage=40#post437806906

What strange and wondrous times.

First he was ripping on K. Waste, now this.

Strange and wondrous times indeed.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on November 17, 2014, 08:20:02 PM
Hopefully this is like Zeitguist where he basically can't post anywhere with his massive :smug: for more than a minute before people start ripping on him.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on November 17, 2014, 09:24:07 PM
Sedanchair is going to live by the Abe routine.

"Find one instance where I claimed to be black!"

I didn't want to engage with him in his big gay thread, but he pretty much did that. "Show me where I used "Yeah, well I'm black!" to win an argument!"

The thing is, he has a long string of posts (mostly in D&D, big surprise) where he skirts this line of "Oh, you white folks. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:" without saying he's black... but he doesn't have to say that over and over in D&D because it was an established thing, so his challenge was retarded on those grounds. He's constantly speaking from a faggoty position of authority on race relations and there's a huge implied "and I know this as a disadvantaged negro".

There aren't going to be recent posts in the lefty hugbox of him explicitly reminding LF refugees of his blackness, because they know it and don't dare challenge him on it. I'd go looking in the St. Trayvon thread for better stuff but I really don't want to put that much effort into this shit.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on November 17, 2014, 09:39:11 PM
lol They're slap fighting pretty hard.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Cantankerous Old Nigger on November 17, 2014, 10:03:32 PM
Keep your chin up, SedanChair! Don't let Effagtronic slap the black off you-

Oh..

I guess Enoch was right.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: MassiveMilitant on November 17, 2014, 10:31:59 PM
That thread is fucking hilarious. Those autists literally sit there and type miniature essays against one another while nobody reads any of it and nobody comes to any kind of conclusions or real debates. It just keeps moving forward with more crazy accusations or tangents till what was originally the topic becomes obscured by so much 888.

And they do this for entertainment. Wow.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on November 17, 2014, 10:33:49 PM
Quote from: CommieGIR" post="437810162
I think you mean for your benefit, and based on your post history, I should assume we have nothing to expect from you in the way of Debate or Discussion

Because name-calling and passive aggressive sniping is NOT a discussion.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Pause for breath

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on November 18, 2014, 12:10:09 AM
Effectronia is bullbaiting sedanchair pretty hardcore in that thread, and its excellent.

edit: But couldn't keep up the pace and fags out less than a page later. :parsons:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on November 18, 2014, 12:15:53 AM
why are these two friends of Dorothy arguing about Jesus in the first place, what the fuck
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on November 18, 2014, 01:54:03 AM
why are these two friends of Dorothy arguing about Jesus in the first place, what the fuck
Do you mean like the straw man and the tin man or what?

Also lol at sedanman getting owned by effectronica.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on November 18, 2014, 03:13:12 AM
why are these two friends of Dorothy arguing about Jesus in the first place, what the fuck
Do you mean like the straw man and the tin man or what?

Also lol at sedanman getting owned by effectronica.

FoDs = faggots.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on November 19, 2014, 10:00:30 AM
why are these two friends of Dorothy arguing about Jesus in the first place, what the fuck
Do you mean like the straw man and the tin man or what?

Also lol at sedanman getting owned by effectronica.

FoDs = faggots.
Oh, thanks.  That's a new one to me.  I like it.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 19, 2014, 10:57:20 AM
SedanChair thinks getting owned this hard makes him black.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on November 19, 2014, 02:56:37 PM
why are these two friends of Dorothy arguing about Jesus in the first place, what the fuck
Do you mean like the straw man and the tin man or what?

Also lol at sedanman getting owned by effectronica.

FoDs = faggots.
Oh, thanks.  That's a new one to me.  I like it.

some 444 about faggot history:

Back in the when the homosex was illegal in Britain, saying you were a "Friend of Mrs. King" was the code to get into a the man-sex portion of the gay clubs. Its not 100% confirmed, but it is widely accepted that after the Wizard of Oz came out and Judy Garland became a gay icon, the code phrase was changed to Friend of Dorothy.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Small Weinered Goon on November 19, 2014, 06:29:16 PM
This is great. It shows that goons read the site, which we all know. But it also shows that SS is a place where they can read the unvarnished truth about the faggots they despise so much on SA, and even call them out without fear of reprisal from the faggot mods.

Goons love this site.  The biggest piece of evidence is that there are threads with a couple hundred posts in it but with tens of thousands of page views.  Combine that with maybe 20-30 active SS users, there is a sizable goon audience lurking the background.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on November 19, 2014, 09:14:04 PM
some 444 about faggot history:

Back in the when the homosex was illegal in Britain, saying you were a "Friend of Mrs. King" was the code to get into a the man-sex portion of the gay clubs. Its not 100% confirmed, but it is widely accepted that after the Wizard of Oz came out and Judy Garland became a gay icon, the code phrase was changed to Friend of Dorothy.


And for the added bonus of propagating more old hate speech, a 'friend of the family' is (depending on where you are) a very subtle or very blatant way of saying NIGGER
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: neat on November 19, 2014, 11:10:08 PM
What's the moral of this thread?

On a long enough timeline, we are all Africans, so quit oppressing him.

Out of Africa? lmbo


also, :smalljewrub:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SooperPooper on November 26, 2014, 08:45:15 PM
african't american
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ozmas Eggplant on November 27, 2014, 09:05:57 AM
What did SedanChair think about George Zimmerman?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on November 27, 2014, 10:29:02 AM
If there was a race war, Sedanchair would be picked last.

Or he would be a neutral zone infraction
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Cantankerous Old Nigger on November 27, 2014, 01:29:10 PM
My mother used to tell me she'd slap the black off my ass.

I guess SedanChair would've had it easier with her growing up. :obama:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Autistic Yankee on November 27, 2014, 01:38:38 PM
What did SedanChair think about George Zimmerman?

Holy lol if he was one of those guys trying to claim Zimmerman was white.   :stewart:

The Zim Zam is 50 shades of coal darker than SedanChair. 
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: GameDev Grade Dildo on November 27, 2014, 02:35:25 PM
What did SedanChair think about George Zimmerman?

Holy lol if he was one of those guys trying to claim Zimmerman was white.   :stewart:

Well, is this good enough?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3643264&userid=37552#post431059969

Context: Somebody linked an anti-white racist rant (https://i.imgur.com/TbrPMuF.jpg) and Sedanchair obviously jumped to its defense:

Quote from: SedanChair" post="431059969
And I'm not seeing where he called you a devil, or all white people devils? He seemed mostly to be criticizing people who murder black folks, like Zimmerman.

Quote from: SedanChair" post="431060163
He seems to have been talking about murderers who get off because they are white. I think "mutant devil dogs" is a perfectly reasonable description of murderers, and it's kind of important to specify that they were white because after all, that's why they got off.

Quote from: SedanChair" post="431060710
No. He appears to have been referring specifically to white men who murder blacks and then claim a motive of self-defense. It's common for white people to assume that criticisms of specific whites that nonetheless mention the word "white" are meant to apply to all whites.

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on November 27, 2014, 03:15:36 PM
SedenChair has lied about his race during political arguments on the internet for 11 years this motherfucker's narcissism is fucked up beyond all repair.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Monostats Infected Scrotum on November 27, 2014, 03:27:57 PM
SedenChair has lied about his race during political arguments on the internet for 11 years this motherfucker's narcissism is fucked up beyond all repair.

Seriously? He's been engaging in nigger cosplay for e-cred since Windows XP came out?


There isn't a  :facepalm: emote big enough for that level of faggot.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on November 27, 2014, 08:38:40 PM
He's a gigantic faggot wannabe nigger and a good chunk of my (limited) spare time is dedicated to bringing further e-embarrassment on him.  Consider my PM box a sedanchair-dedicated tipline.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: bolonium on November 29, 2014, 10:35:00 PM
What did SedanChair think about George Zimmerman?

Holy lol if he was one of those guys trying to claim Zimmerman was white.   :stewart:

Well, is this good enough?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3643264&userid=37552#post431059969

Context: Somebody linked an anti-white racist rant (https://i.imgur.com/TbrPMuF.jpg) and Sedanchair obviously jumped to its defense:

Quote from: SedanChair" post="431059969
And I'm not seeing where he called you a devil, or all white people devils? He seemed mostly to be criticizing people who murder black folks, like Zimmerman.

Quote from: SedanChair" post="431060163
He seems to have been talking about murderers who get off because they are white. I think "mutant devil dogs" is a perfectly reasonable description of murderers, and it's kind of important to specify that they were white because after all, that's why they got off.

Quote from: SedanChair" post="431060710
No. He appears to have been referring specifically to white men who murder blacks and then claim a motive of self-defense. It's common for white people to assume that criticisms of specific whites that nonetheless mention the word "white" are meant to apply to all whites.

:umberto: does this mean that criticism levelled against blacks that mention race aren't racist because obviously they don't apply to all nogs?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on November 30, 2014, 06:33:52 PM
2014 has proven to be THE year that role-playing a jew on the internet can be pretty hilarious.

Our boy sedanchair here has had TWELVE to do something funny with a much more known stereotype of his role-play-identity. He's failed, all he's brought is like 500 888 posts per dnd thread that no one reads.

Forumsposter sedanchair: No one's ever cared about a byte of your career-worth of typing you've done about faggot sj shit or ever will care, take your commie makarov or whatever and point it at 12 oclock via your palate.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: LOLtax on December 06, 2014, 03:06:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/owKZPZS.png)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: LOLtax on December 06, 2014, 03:09:33 PM
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No, don't worry about it *marks other doors with lamb's blood, leaves your door unmarked*

 :jesse:

"role-playing a jew"

He's fucking wishing passover upon someone, lol.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Cantankerous Old Nigger on December 06, 2014, 03:15:26 PM
For someone who cares alot about niggers to the extent he pretends to be one, SedanChair seems to forget something about the Civil War: Free Blacks fought in the Confederate Service.

Also, I wouldn't equate someone coming to the conclusion that staying true to the roots of the nation demanded that no man ever own another as property to "checking privilege" or whatever dumb faggoty liberal bullshit you want to call it next.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on December 06, 2014, 07:19:18 PM
For someone who cares alot about niggers to the extent he pretends to be one, SedanChair seems to forget something about the Civil War: Free Blacks fought in the Confederate Service.

I have had the privilege (pun intended) of seeing in person somebody get super pissed - like "fighting words" angry - over the very idea that a few thousand blacks might have fought for the CSA. Like their SWPL brain vapor locked and went into LOGIC ERROR mode and it accidentally triggered fight-or-flight.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 06, 2014, 07:41:24 PM
For someone who cares alot about niggers to the extent he pretends to be one, SedanChair seems to forget something about the Civil War: Free Blacks fought in the Confederate Service.

Also, I wouldn't equate someone coming to the conclusion that staying true to the roots of the nation demanded that no man ever own another as property to "checking privilege" or whatever dumb faggoty liberal bullshit you want to call it next.

Interesting points and well made; I'll take them into consideration, Something Sensitive poster "Cantankerous Old Nigger."
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on December 06, 2014, 07:47:02 PM
For someone who cares alot about niggers to the extent he pretends to be one, SedanChair seems to forget something about the Civil War: Free Blacks fought in the Confederate Service.

Also, I wouldn't equate someone coming to the conclusion that staying true to the roots of the nation demanded that no man ever own another as property to "checking privilege" or whatever dumb faggoty liberal bullshit you want to call it next.

Interesting points and well made; I'll take them into consideration, Something Sensitive poster "Cantankerous Old Nigger."

Pretty sure he's black son, you best step the fuck off with your smart mouth before he slaps the black onto your ass so hard, it's outlawed in the UK.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on December 06, 2014, 08:09:49 PM
I see you didn't take my advice above re: the shitty commie pistol, Something Sensitive poster Sedanchair (real, white).

I suppose though I left out the key last step, pull the trigger.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Goon Party Left Me on December 06, 2014, 08:15:38 PM
For someone who cares alot about niggers to the extent he pretends to be one, SedanChair seems to forget something about the Civil War: Free Blacks fought in the Confederate Service.
Ehh, not so much. There were blacks accompanying the Confederate forces as servants and laborers, but they weren't there to fight. The Confederacy hated the idea of arming blacks, and didn't let them enlist until 1865. I don't know if any took them up on the offer--pretty much every "black Confederate" turns out to be someone's body servant who got a pension and hung out at whatever they had instead of the VFW back then.

http://deadconfederates.com/on-black-confederates/
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on December 06, 2014, 08:48:11 PM
For someone who cares alot about niggers to the extent he pretends to be one, SedanChair seems to forget something about the Civil War: Free Blacks fought in the Confederate Service.

Also, I wouldn't equate someone coming to the conclusion that staying true to the roots of the nation demanded that no man ever own another as property to "checking privilege" or whatever dumb faggoty liberal bullshit you want to call it next.

Interesting points and well made; I'll take them into consideration, Something Sensitive poster "Cantankerous Old Nigger."

Real talk why don't you just tell us why you lied about your ethnicity on the internet for so many years?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on December 06, 2014, 10:45:06 PM
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No, don't worry about it *marks other doors with lamb's blood, leaves your door unmarked*

 :jesse:

"role-playing a jew"

He's fucking wishing passover upon someone, lol.

technically, he's wishing passover on himself.
:smugsay:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Cantankerous Old Nigger on December 07, 2014, 12:44:29 AM
For someone who cares alot about niggers to the extent he pretends to be one, SedanChair seems to forget something about the Civil War: Free Blacks fought in the Confederate Service.

Also, I wouldn't equate someone coming to the conclusion that staying true to the roots of the nation demanded that no man ever own another as property to "checking privilege" or whatever dumb faggoty liberal bullshit you want to call it next.

Interesting points and well made; I'll take them into consideration, Something Sensitive poster "Cantankerous Old Nigger."
I like to hear that! Thank you for doing that. After all, aren't whites supposed to Listen and Believe?  :allears:

For someone who cares alot about niggers to the extent he pretends to be one, SedanChair seems to forget something about the Civil War: Free Blacks fought in the Confederate Service.
Ehh, not so much. There were blacks accompanying the Confederate forces as servants and laborers, but they weren't there to fight. The Confederacy hated the idea of arming blacks, and didn't let them enlist until 1865. I don't know if any took them up on the offer--pretty much every "black Confederate" turns out to be someone's body servant who got a pension and hung out at whatever they had instead of the VFW back then.

http://deadconfederates.com/on-black-confederates/

I knew they were few and far between, and weren't most in Naval Squadrons that allowed that? I'd imagine most were just ammo bitches, bringing powder to the guns. I will admit, it's been a long, long time since I've read about it, so I'll have to take your word for it.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 07, 2014, 01:53:00 AM
SedanChair, serious question: Have you ever had to argue with the people at the DMV over whether or not you were "black"

WA DL doesn't list race.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on December 07, 2014, 01:55:46 AM
SedanChair, serious question: Have you ever had to argue with the people at the DMV over whether or not you were "black"

WA DL doesn't list race.

You're white enough it doesn't have to. Your pasty mug does that just fine.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on December 07, 2014, 02:15:15 AM
With respect for one of our colored posters, blacks in uniform for the Confederacy were massively outnumbered by the blacks who sensibly got the fuck out and ran up North at the first chance.

Where they got fucked over in new and creative ways, but that's a talk for a different day.

What is funny is that white abolitionists weren't "checking their privilege" because they didn't have gay Tumblr faggotry like that. They were making a moral statement that was often derived from that other great object of goon hatred: religion. Quakers were big on abolition, for just one example among many.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on December 07, 2014, 03:08:42 AM
SedenChair keeps dodging the question of why he lied about his ethnicity on the internet for years. Shameful.  :myecred:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on December 07, 2014, 07:56:42 AM
SedanChair, serious question: Have you ever had to argue with the people at the DMV over whether or not you were "black"

WA DL doesn't list race.


lol it's like a black cherry on top of the vanilla sundae, how many coloreds are in washington state
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Got Soylent? on December 07, 2014, 09:38:06 AM
Because if you don't believe Micheal Brown was an innocent victim of police brutality, you are a card carrying confederate who thinks black people are basically farm animals.

There, I summed up D&D on Something Awful for you.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on December 07, 2014, 12:11:04 PM
who thinks black people are basically farm animals.

No one in their right mind thinks that.

For starters, farm animals are useful.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 07, 2014, 12:36:59 PM
who thinks black people are basically farm animals.

No one in their right mind thinks that.

For starters, farm animals are useful.

Farm animals care for their young.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Autism Therapy Chicken on December 07, 2014, 02:52:05 PM
who thinks black people are basically farm animals.

No one in their right mind thinks that.

For starters, farm animals are useful.

Farm animals care for their young.

Farm animals don't kill each other on a massive scale.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on December 07, 2014, 03:03:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZDAlkNT.jpg)

Oddly enough, the rebel blacks seem more happy.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on December 07, 2014, 03:08:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZDAlkNT.jpg)


Rebel smell
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pleasant Rectal Itch on December 07, 2014, 03:41:50 PM
Because if you don't believe Micheal Brown was an innocent victim of police brutality, you are a card carrying confederate who thinks black people are basically farm animalsequipment.

There, I summed up D&D on Something Awful for you.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on December 07, 2014, 04:37:20 PM
I'd like to rub a little salt in the wound of the Civil War/abolition discussion.

Sedanchair and D&D lurkers, when the abolitionists felt as you do that this country had a problem with systemic injustice toward the black man, they instigated the first modern war in history over it. A lot of people paid with their lives in four years of that hell.

Nowadays, your great representatives go playing riot tourist and get their iPhones stolen or manufacture stories about evil klansmen trying to entice them into their pickups.

The sum total of the world's viagra production could not begin to make a dent in your pathetic impotence.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Death Camp for Cutie on December 07, 2014, 04:39:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZDAlkNT.jpg)

Oddly enough, the rebel blacks seem more happy.

What's Senior Woodchuck doing back there?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on December 07, 2014, 04:41:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZDAlkNT.jpg)

Oddly enough, the rebel blacks seem more happy.

What's Senior Woodchuck doing back there?

Sniffin' hair.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on December 07, 2014, 04:46:48 PM
Sniffin' hair.

Sniffing dreads is the definition of desperate.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: As a white male I on December 07, 2014, 05:02:52 PM
Sniffin' hair.

Sniffing dreads is the definition of desperate.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem

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Jenkem is a inhalant and purported hallucinogen created from fermented human waste.

 :jesse:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Cornbread on December 07, 2014, 09:46:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZDAlkNT.jpg)

Oddly enough, the rebel blacks seem more happy.

Moonshine.
 :farage:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Cornbread on December 07, 2014, 09:53:24 PM
who thinks black people are basically farm animals.

No one in their right mind thinks that.

For starters, farm animals are useful.

Farm animals care for their young.

Farm animals don't kill each other on a massive scale.

Farm animals don't lower property values.
Farm animals don't collect Welfare/Section 8/EBT.
Farm animals are able to coexist with each other.
You don't have to work with farm animals if you don't want to.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 08, 2014, 01:03:51 AM
Another serious question, what do you think of the fact that Rosi Vo, AKA yellowxperil, creator of the "Racists Getting Fired" tumblr,  is herself a huge racist and hypocrite? Do you share her belief that it's impossible to be racist to white people? Or are you not a retard?

It's hard for racists to understand the whole "minorities can't be racist" idea. Bottom line is, white people are the source of meaningful racism. Meaningful racism is racism that affects communities generationally.

If her tumblr allows white people to turn on one another and fabricate racist posting histories to get one another fired, how can you call that anything other than super funny and worthwhile?

Quote
Also, do you think Richard Aoki was a snitch?

I thought that had been proven pretty irrefutably? I think it's pretty funny that a little Asian guy shows up like "hey guys who wants to learn how to use guns"

Sedanchair and D&D lurkers, when the abolitionists felt as you do that this country had a problem with systemic injustice toward the black man, they instigated the first modern war in history over it. A lot of people paid with their lives in four years of that hell.

Nowadays, your great representatives go playing riot tourist and get their iPhones stolen


I gave $10 to that guy

SedenChair keeps dodging the question of why he lied about his ethnicity on the internet for years. Shameful.  :myecred:

Sorry, I figured there isn't much point responding to the betas who keep yapping about this. I haven't lied.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Concerned Pyschologist on December 08, 2014, 01:17:29 AM
I'd attempt deflecting and avoiding an issue I don't want attention brought to, too.

"Guys, guys, I may not have straight up said I was black, but I implied the fuck out of it. Not my fault that you idiots thought I was black. I'm not responsible for your thoughts."

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It's hard for racists to understand the whole "minorities can't be racist" idea. Bottom line is, white people are the source of meaningful racism. Meaningful racism is racism that affects communities generationally.

White people did Rwanda.
And the rape of Nanking.
And Shia/Sunnis.

You fucking American-centric idiot.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 08, 2014, 01:36:00 AM
I'd attempt deflecting and avoiding an issue I don't want attention brought to, too.

"Guys, guys, I may not have straight up said I was black, but I implied the fuck out of it. Not my fault that you idiots thought I was black. I'm not responsible for your thoughts."

But how much am I supposed to explain it? I've given the whole rundown multiple times on SA. There's *video* of me on SA.

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White people did Rwanda.
:smug: yep
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And the rape of Nanking.
Oh come on, Japanese people don't get to be white? They're going to be devastated
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And Shia/Sunnis.
:smug: yep
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on December 08, 2014, 01:56:15 AM
SedenChair keeps dodging the question of why he lied about his ethnicity on the internet for years. Shameful.  :myecred:

Sorry, I figured there isn't much point responding to the betas who keep yapping about this. I haven't lied.

 :tuss: What do you mean you haven't lied you're not black.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Concerned Pyschologist on December 08, 2014, 02:00:38 AM
I'd attempt deflecting and avoiding an issue I don't want attention brought to, too.

"Guys, guys, I may not have straight up said I was black, but I implied the fuck out of it. Not my fault that you idiots thought I was black. I'm not responsible for your thoughts."

But how much am I supposed to explain it? I've given the whole rundown multiple times on SA. There's *video* of me on SA.

Again, I don't really know who the fuck you are and only really got to know of you when this thread popped up on here. Not everyone reads every single thread in every single forum on SA, either. I'd say the easiest way to disprove shit like this would be to post a picture of yourself or relink the video that's over on SA over here.

The big question, again, is why do so many people have the impression that you were black? Simply being outspoken/passionate about race issues isn't enough, cos otherwise 90% of D&D are Nubians.

And whatever. That last sentence was a bit retarded of me, but that's how you view it? Hahaha, okay then.

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on December 08, 2014, 02:02:52 AM
Sorry I still don't believe that whitebread wannabe nigger SJW from SA is posting here.

Dece trolling though.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on December 08, 2014, 02:04:42 AM
Blaming white people has been a sound strategy for minorities over the last few decades! Just look at how prosperous their communities are now!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on December 08, 2014, 02:40:29 AM
He gave money to the stole iphone streaming guy lol
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on December 08, 2014, 02:57:32 AM
Only white people can be racist, dude. No one of any other skin color has ever been able to turn their prejudice into concrete, wide-scale political action or oppression against other races or ethnic groups.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_reform_in_Zimbabwe#Aftermath_and_outcomes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alamein_Farm
http://www.businessinsider.com/isis-capturing-yazidi-villages-2014-10
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_to_expel_barbarians
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_slave_trade
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/11132768/Racist-Indian-mob-attacks-African-students.html
http://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/their-indian-horror-africans-recount-everyday-racism/article1-1274437.aspx

In fact I'm just going to cite the entire continent of Africa since everyone more or less hates everyone else there, and is one screaming general away from killing their neighbors because they are from that OTHER tribe. (The bad one)

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ubu Roi on December 08, 2014, 03:04:34 AM
He gave money to the stole iphone streaming guy lol

You'll have to clarify; i've seen this happen more than once.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on December 08, 2014, 04:25:58 AM
Blaming white people has been a sound strategy for minorities over the last few decades! Just look at how prosperous their communities are now!

When whites are 20% of the population you can bet the black community is still going to have the same rates of murder, rape, and robbery as they do now—if not more—all while still blaming whites for their problems. No amount of transniggers such as SedenChair are going to fix it either.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 08, 2014, 06:43:28 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_reform_in_Zimbabwe#Aftermath_and_outcomes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alamein_Farm

only prudent

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http://www.businessinsider.com/isis-capturing-yazidi-villages-2014-10

sectarianism ain't racism, and it's Bush's fault anyway

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_to_expel_barbarians

The very soul of prudence.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_slave_trade

That's not racism, that's just good business sense.

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/11132768/Racist-Indian-mob-attacks-African-students.html
http://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/their-indian-horror-africans-recount-everyday-racism/article1-1274437.aspx

Legacy of British colonialism :smug:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: GameDev Grade Dildo on December 08, 2014, 06:56:19 AM
sectarianism ain't racism

Not that anybody was waiting for it, but it's cool to know that we can hate Muzzies with SallowChair's blessing  :nixon:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 08, 2014, 08:21:19 AM
sectarianism ain't racism

Not that anybody was waiting for it, but it's cool to know that we can hate Muzzies with SallowChair's blessing  :nixon:

Oh haha, no. When you give a religious pretext for hatred, it's only a ruse.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: New Feminist Jihad on December 08, 2014, 08:29:11 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_reform_in_Zimbabwe#Aftermath_and_outcomes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alamein_Farm

only prudent

Segregation was prudent too, it kept white people in power in land they'd colonized and had arrived to prior to blacks. Thanks for excusing segregation!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on December 08, 2014, 08:34:02 AM
Hey SedanChair can you explain where fraternities touched you, to explain why you have such a raging hate-boner for them?

Is it because they tend to be full of people who look like you?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on December 08, 2014, 08:47:01 AM

Excellent, now Sedan Chair is truly arguing like a white liberal. Trap fucking sprung.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on December 08, 2014, 09:03:35 AM
lol at this faggot shitposting about how the arab slave trade hadhas no racial component and the sunni/shia divide has something to do with white europeans. Can you imagine being such a self-loathing white that you convinced yourself this


truly some sick debate skills there

white people are responsible for sickle cell  :smug: yep
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: muslim batman on December 08, 2014, 09:20:04 AM
Ethnic cleansing in Africa? Rational behavior claims sedanchair
Posting dumb shit on Facebook? "Meaningful racism" cries the honkey.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on December 08, 2014, 09:23:32 AM
Ethnic cleansing in Africa? Rational behavior claims sedanchair

Not even a black man as obviously african as sedanchair can stand other black people.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on December 08, 2014, 09:25:52 AM
Quote
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_slave_trade

That's not racism, that's just good business sense.



this 'joke' is from the dude who claims social justice e-cred on the internet as a mulatto descendant of red participants in the struggle against the white man's racism

hmm yeah chaining up black children and keeping them in a lifetime of servitude, i mean you don't pay them LOL good business sense! let me tell you how Dunkin Donuts calling their coffee Mocha Surprise is problematic and a sign that we should celebrate small bad things happening to white people we don't know

your deep care for the cause is so evident. good business sense haha!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Gender Swapped Dinosaur on December 08, 2014, 09:41:23 AM
Do SedanChair and his ilk honestly believe that Africa, Asia, and the Americas were paradises free of conflict and hatred before mean ol' Whitey came around?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on December 08, 2014, 09:45:22 AM
If I dropped a SedanChair off at the pool, I'd call my doctor.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Trigger Word: Everything on December 08, 2014, 10:31:02 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/6ridjzo.gif)

From:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3686036&pagenumber=6

 :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on December 08, 2014, 11:04:21 AM
Sorry I still don't believe that whitebread wannabe nigger SJW from SA is posting here.

Dece trolling though.

It's him, he sent me a PM on SA to prove it.
Sorry gapo still hard to believe.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Justice Dredd on December 08, 2014, 11:59:50 AM
Another serious question, what do you think of the fact that Rosi Vo, AKA yellowxperil, creator of the "Racists Getting Fired" tumblr,  is herself a huge racist and hypocrite? Do you share her belief that it's impossible to be racist to white people? Or are you not a retard?

It's hard for racists to understand the whole "minorities can't be racist" idea. Bottom line is, white people are the source of meaningful racism. Meaningful racism is racism that affects communities generationally.

so how does this fit with events like the rodney king riots where blacks antagonized korean shopkeepers for decades and finally culminated on destroying thousands (yes, thousands) of korean businesses? that sounds like racism which affects communities generationally as per your definition.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on December 08, 2014, 12:44:51 PM
I gave $10 to that guy

Racism solved!

See, it seems to me that his initial reply to the situation was in and of itself racist. Rather than accepting poor behavior on the part of a member of the black community, he instead denies his robbers' agency by claiming that only a police plant (essentially a low grade Uncle Tom, if you will) would do such a nasty thing.

The desire on the part of liberals to whitewash the problems of the black community in this country by shifting the entire blame over to the forces of oppression doesn't serve the black community.

You shouldn't have given that idiot :tenbux:, you should've called him an idiot.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 08, 2014, 12:57:37 PM
Quote
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_slave_trade

That's not racism, that's just good business sense.



this 'joke' is from the dude who claims social justice e-cred on the internet as a mulatto descendant of red participants in the struggle against the white man's racism

hmm yeah chaining up black children and keeping them in a lifetime of servitude, i mean you don't pay them LOL good business sense! let me tell you how Dunkin Donuts calling their coffee Mocha Surprise is problematic and a sign that we should celebrate small bad things happening to white people we don't know

your deep care for the cause is so evident. good business sense haha!

Look at this dude gettin' all worked up
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: FreakyDeaky on December 08, 2014, 01:03:46 PM
Quote
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_slave_trade

That's not racism, that's just good business sense.



this 'joke' is from the dude who claims social justice e-cred on the internet as a mulatto descendant of red participants in the struggle against the white man's racism

hmm yeah chaining up black children and keeping them in a lifetime of servitude, i mean you don't pay them LOL good business sense! let me tell you how Dunkin Donuts calling their coffee Mocha Surprise is problematic and a sign that we should celebrate small bad things happening to white people we don't know

your deep care for the cause is so evident. good business sense haha!

Look at this dude gettin' all worked up
Troll status: CONFIRMED

 :alex:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: BubbaCat on December 08, 2014, 01:38:08 PM
Nowadays, your great representatives go playing riot tourist and get their iPhones stolen

I gave $10 to that guy


I am against banning or disciplining anyone here ever unless they are spamming the forum or doing something illegal.  But now I feel like a fraud, because for the first time I felt like banning someone.  Being this smug and retarded should be illegal and banning you would be for your own good.  Rewarding people for being stupid.

Hey I am planning to go to Port-au-Prince, Haiti to document their plight with my iPad Air.  I plan to do my stories from Cité Soleil while throwing money from the window of my Maybach.  Then I will join the poors on a march on the Capitol to demonstrate against the corrupt bureaucracy.  I am sure I will be fine, but even if they do attack me, it will be somethingsesitive.com's fault (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/06/liberal-activist-is-brutally-raped-in-haiti-by-a-black-man-blames-white-men); but if my iPad gets stolen, can I count on you to chip in a 10-spot so that I can get a new one before the next march on Washington in February?

Guys, this is my new niche market... I am looking for investors to help me to launch SJW theft insurance.  $10,000 buy-in for a 1% stake in my company.  Takers?  Does this qualify for kickstarter.com?
 
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on December 08, 2014, 01:43:10 PM
Look at this dude gettin' all worked up


lol flesh out your backstory by volunteering more details about your great-grandpappy, totally aloof dude on the internet


but you got me, i care about the internet, which is why i post things about my family for complete strangers to mock all in the name of e-cred
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: blasting_asshole on December 08, 2014, 01:58:07 PM
I'm a democrat and I post!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on December 08, 2014, 02:11:57 PM
look at this dude gettin' all strung-up
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on December 08, 2014, 02:46:30 PM
NAACP wants to know why a white guy in Everitt is playin' at being black.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Renegade Jew on December 08, 2014, 03:18:14 PM
Look at this dude gettin' all worked up

888 confirmed to be too problematic for SedanChair, the guy who chooses to post in a forum filled with 888
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on December 08, 2014, 03:27:23 PM

It's hard for racists to understand the whole "minorities can't be racist" idea. Bottom line is, white people are the source of meaningful racism. Meaningful racism is racism that affects communities generationally.


Chalk up another way white people are better. Oh, sorry SedanChair, that must have hurt, being black and all.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: An Intelligent Nigger on December 08, 2014, 03:34:29 PM
Why are you niggers trying to have a rational debate with a mentally ill man who fantasizes about being a negroid? :bunker:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on December 08, 2014, 03:34:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6ridjzo.gif)

From:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3686036&pagenumber=6

:kaneclap: :dubyathumb: :reagan: :nixon: :stewart:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: As a white male I on December 08, 2014, 04:06:25 PM
Sedanchair, after reading your posts here, I can honestly say I no longer care about the color of your skin. Be white, or... very white mulatto I suppose.

Anyway, like I was saying, it's not the color of your skin that counts.

What really counts is that you're a huge fucking moron and an insufferable little shit to boot. I can only take solace that your mental illness and disgusting way of handling yourself will at least make sure your genes will never be passed on. And for that, I am grateful.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 08, 2014, 04:37:07 PM
Sedanchair, after reading your posts here, I can honestly say I no longer care about the color of your skin. Be white, or... very white mulatto I suppose.

Anyway, like I was saying, it's not the color of your skin that counts.

What really counts is that you're a huge fucking moron and an insufferable little shit to boot. I can only take solace that your mental illness and disgusting way of handling yourself will at least make sure your genes will never be passed on. And for that, I am grateful.

You mean you're not going to mate with me? But your waffen SS tag has such style.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Justice Dredd on December 08, 2014, 04:51:33 PM
Another serious question, what do you think of the fact that Rosi Vo, AKA yellowxperil, creator of the "Racists Getting Fired" tumblr,  is herself a huge racist and hypocrite? Do you share her belief that it's impossible to be racist to white people? Or are you not a retard?

It's hard for racists to understand the whole "minorities can't be racist" idea. Bottom line is, white people are the source of meaningful racism. Meaningful racism is racism that affects communities generationally.

so how does this fit with events like the rodney king riots where blacks antagonized korean shopkeepers for decades and finally culminated on destroying thousands (yes, thousands) of korean businesses? that sounds like racism which affects communities generationally as per your definition.

reposting this so that sedanchair can have the opportunity to educate a racist
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: As a white male I on December 08, 2014, 04:52:04 PM
Sedanchair, after reading your posts here, I can honestly say I no longer care about the color of your skin. Be white, or... very white mulatto I suppose.

Anyway, like I was saying, it's not the color of your skin that counts.

What really counts is that you're a huge fucking moron and an insufferable little shit to boot. I can only take solace that your mental illness and disgusting way of handling yourself will at least make sure your genes will never be passed on. And for that, I am grateful.

You mean you're not going to mate with me? But your waffen SS tag has such style.

Sorry, I prefer my sex-slaves... black  :smug:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: fight the matriarchy on December 08, 2014, 05:11:05 PM
lollin at the fact that sedanchair is so desperate for negative attention that he has been reading and posting in this thread for a solid month now

just another perfectly normal and not mentally ill SA poster
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on December 08, 2014, 05:15:19 PM
Sedanchair, after reading your posts here, I can honestly say I no longer care about the color of your skin. Be white, or... very white mulatto I suppose.

Anyway, like I was saying, it's not the color of your skin that counts.

What really counts is that you're a huge fucking moron and an insufferable little shit to boot. I can only take solace that your mental illness and disgusting way of handling yourself will at least make sure your genes will never be passed on. And for that, I am grateful.

You mean you're not going to mate with me? But your waffen SS tag has such style.

Sedanchair I'm glad your latest cause seems to be expressing solidarity with gay rights being threatened around the world by being an epic homo

Having been outted as totally white, SedanChair is desparate to get some blackman DNA inside him any way possible.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 08, 2014, 05:33:26 PM
Hey Sedanchair you know you're like, white right? And not fooling anyone? Like, this is a thing you should know.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Whig Historian on December 08, 2014, 06:04:14 PM
I gave $10 to that guy
Well that was mighty white of you.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on December 08, 2014, 07:51:51 PM
I think you need to step up your oppression level on SA. You should tell them you're a Muslim too. I mean being black will get some e-cred, but a black Muslim should get you more. Also throw in some personal stories like your brother was gay and killed himself because of bullying. Your Dad worked a union job for 30 years before some evil corporation broke the union and fired him.

Just pretending to be black isn't enough man, need to step up your game over there. I mean guys like BassGuitarHero are telling stories of being kidnapped by the KKK.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on December 08, 2014, 07:55:40 PM
Nowadays, your great representatives go playing riot tourist and get their iPhones stolen

I gave $10 to that guy


I am against banning or disciplining anyone here ever unless they are spamming the forum or doing something illegal.  But now I feel like a fraud, because for the first time I felt like banning someone.  Being this smug and retarded should be illegal and banning you would be for your own good.  Rewarding people for being stupid.

Hey I am planning to go to Port-au-Prince, Haiti to document their plight with my iPad Air.  I plan to do my stories from Cité Soleil while throwing money from the window of my Maybach.  Then I will join the poors on a march on the Capitol to demonstrate against the corrupt bureaucracy.  I am sure I will be fine, but even if they do attack me, it will be somethingsesitive.com's fault (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/06/liberal-activist-is-brutally-raped-in-haiti-by-a-black-man-blames-white-men); but if my iPad gets stolen, can I count on you to chip in a 10-spot so that I can get a new one before the next march on Washington in February?

Guys, this is my new niche market... I am looking for investors to help me to launch SJW theft insurance.  $10,000 buy-in for a 1% stake in my company.  Takers?  Does this qualify for kickstarter.com?
 

I'll start the kickstarter
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Concerned Pyschologist on December 08, 2014, 07:57:03 PM
Again, since there's apparently videos all over SA of your black ass that confirms your blackness, posting a picture of yourself on here shouldn't prove to be too difficult.

Just try not to confuse the camera with the gun. Because that would be horrible.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on December 08, 2014, 08:02:29 PM

I gave $10 to that guy

110% proof you aren't black, you donated money, and we all know how REAL BLACKS are about tippin' and sheeeit...
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on December 08, 2014, 08:02:48 PM
Sedanchair, after reading your posts here, I can honestly say I no longer care about the color of your skin. Be white, or... very white mulatto I suppose.

Anyway, like I was saying, it's not the color of your skin that counts.

What really counts is that you're a huge fucking moron and an insufferable little shit to boot. I can only take solace that your mental illness and disgusting way of handling yourself will at least make sure your genes will never be passed on. And for that, I am grateful.

The incredibly sinister thing about SedenChair is that he truly felt the need to lie about his ethnicity in order to enforce his narcissistic victim mentality in a forum that already advocates for the collapse of the white status quo in western culture in favor of anything related to minorities or marxism in general. In other words he looks for any trivial caricature of other internet marxists that he can wily construe as racist. He's truly a self loathing, pathetic piece of shit that would probably make the typical troon envious of.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on December 08, 2014, 08:13:24 PM
lollin at the fact that sedanchair is so desperate for negative attention that he has been reading and posting in this thread for a solid month now

just another perfectly normal and not mentally ill SA poster

Reg'ed over a year. Shameful/disrespectful a visiting SA superstar like him has no merit badges.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: asip on December 08, 2014, 08:22:43 PM
SC,

Can you could find one poster on SA or SS that believes that you are black?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Twitter Rapist on December 08, 2014, 08:23:33 PM
Quick, somebody whip up a Al Jolson badge for the transgroid.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Martin Looter King on December 08, 2014, 08:49:50 PM
We do need a transnigger badge.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: LOLtax on December 08, 2014, 09:18:48 PM
We do need a transnigger badge.

We do need a trigger badge.

trigger badge.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Slacktivist on December 08, 2014, 09:46:27 PM
Quoting from the OP of the rape accusations against a Virginia frat (http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=6550.0):

Quote from: SedanChair
All members of Phi Psi should be sentenced to death for rape. "UVA greek life rushes in the spring exclusively" is not information that it is appropriate for the justice system, or anyone else, to learn. Insufferable

Quote from: SedanChair
All fraternities should be abolished (yes, even the black ones).

I don't see why anyone should debate with Sedan when this is the real him. A bitter nerd. A bastion of useless knowledge and progressive cowardice. A little stupid. Just dim enough that he doesn't realize it.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on December 08, 2014, 10:15:18 PM
lollin at the fact that sedanchair is so desperate for negative attention that he has been reading and posting in this thread for a solid month now

just another perfectly normal and not mentally ill SA poster

The best part is that he's down shifted into "lol u mad/get a load of this careposter" burns, which clearly proves his masterful debating ability.

edit: And I shouldn't have to point it out, but the u mad stuff is especially rich coming from a lefty faggot. Not like they constantly get worked up over dumb shit or anything.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on December 08, 2014, 11:04:04 PM
Even SA posters keep slapping around our pseudo-nigger friend:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3685497&pagenumber=31#post438700840

Quote from: am0kgonzo" post="438700840
Elliot Rodgers just hated himself because he wasn't as white as SedanChair.

Mods seem to love him, or at least let him be, for whatever reason.  Probably because they're broken pieces of retarded shit also.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 08, 2014, 11:57:04 PM
Again, since there's apparently videos all over SA of your black ass that confirms your blackness, posting a picture of yourself on here shouldn't prove to be too difficult.

Just try not to confuse the camera with the gun. Because that would be horrible.

Well no, it confirms how white I look. And why post it when I can chuckle to myself about how you guys are too stupid to find it?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: LOLtax on December 08, 2014, 11:59:07 PM
If you look white aren't you supposed to hand wring about your passing privileges?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Big Robot Lover 69 on December 09, 2014, 12:03:19 AM
Funny you should say that, I was seriously thinking of giving him an Al Jolson avatar this morning.

Please don't. Al Jolson actually gave a shit about the equal rights and did more than just hit retweet.

Suggestion:
(http://i.imgur.com/NL9zYSh.jpg)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on December 09, 2014, 12:12:33 AM
Again, since there's apparently videos all over SA of your black ass that confirms your blackness, posting a picture of yourself on here shouldn't prove to be too difficult.

Just try not to confuse the camera with the gun. Because that would be horrible.

Well no, it confirms how white I look. And why post it when I can chuckle to myself about how you guys are too stupid to find it?

You don't look white, you are white. Enjoy it.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Monostats Infected Scrotum on December 09, 2014, 12:54:28 AM
Again, since there's apparently videos all over SA of your black ass that confirms your blackness, posting a picture of yourself on here shouldn't prove to be too difficult.

Just try not to confuse the camera with the gun. Because that would be horrible.

Well no, it confirms how white I look. And why post it when I can chuckle to myself about how you guys are too stupid to find it?

Realtalk: If you wanted to cosplay as a black person on the internet, you're a faggot, and I'm going to laugh at you for the delusion only.

If there is photographic evidence (that you provide) you are a pathetic, pasty assed WHITE goon but you insist with zero irony you're still a black person, I'm going to not only laugh at your delusion, but also at the mental image of actual black people offended by some dumbass wigger who beat the shit out of you sooner or later for being a mentally damaged cracker doing a bad caricature of being "ghetto".
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Concerned Pyschologist on December 09, 2014, 01:06:33 AM
Again, since there's apparently videos all over SA of your black ass that confirms your blackness, posting a picture of yourself on here shouldn't prove to be too difficult.

Just try not to confuse the camera with the gun. Because that would be horrible.

Well no, it confirms how white I look. And why post it when I can chuckle to myself about how you guys are too stupid to find it?

Translation: there are no videos but I'm going to keep suggesting that there are some.

I can't be arsed to sift through your posting history because I have better things to do and I find that sort of shit to be tedious. If you were really clever, you would've called out the guy in here who said that he has pictures of you (hint: he doesn't, but great job taking the bait, Einstein.)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: professional lurker on December 09, 2014, 01:47:35 AM
This thread is horrible.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on December 09, 2014, 04:50:36 AM
Again, since there's apparently videos all over SA of your black ass that confirms your blackness, posting a picture of yourself on here shouldn't prove to be too difficult.

Just try not to confuse the camera with the gun. Because that would be horrible.

Well no, it confirms how white I look. And why post it when I can chuckle to myself about how you guys are too stupid to find it?

That's just what a white person would say.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 09, 2014, 08:41:36 AM
Again, since there's apparently videos all over SA of your black ass that confirms your blackness, posting a picture of yourself on here shouldn't prove to be too difficult.

Just try not to confuse the camera with the gun. Because that would be horrible.

Well no, it confirms how white I look. And why post it when I can chuckle to myself about how you guys are too stupid to find it?

You look really white because you are, in actuality, white. You, you are a white guy. Dude, we're Germans and Nords, adventurers and explorers. We discovered brave new lands and have a civilization steeped in majesty, and you're pretending to belong to a tribe that, in their native lands, are still in mudhuts buzzing with flies. Like, literally right now, thats what is going on in the parts of Africa that whites have never colonized or visited. Mudhuts. Whites went to the moon. You know, that thing above us at night? We went there. Africans have languages that are so short and simple that they don't even need to bother writing them down, languages that "In other words, there appeared to be no way to express gradations" (http://whitelocust.wordpress.com/morality-and-abstract-thinking-how-africans-may-differ-from-westerners/), and whites went to the fucking moon half a century ago.

Like, you know all this, right?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on December 09, 2014, 09:16:55 AM
Yeah but how are you supposed to get e-cred from some mentally ill people on a message board by being white?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: a torrent of piss on December 09, 2014, 09:30:42 AM
Yeah but how are you supposed to get e-cred from some mentally ill people on a message board by being white?
Rent out a store in a decrepit strip mall

Live in the bay area and act like a huge faggot and powertrip on the internet

Rent out a shack and act like the fucking queen of England where your word is law while you eat all day and develop bed sores

Be Ralp
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: FreakyDeaky on December 09, 2014, 10:40:08 AM
Well no, it confirms how white I look. And why post it when I can chuckle to myself about how you guys are too stupid to find it?
Is this the first time you've admitted to legitimately looking white in this thread? I haven't followed too closely. Thank you for doing that though.  :reagan:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: bolonium on December 09, 2014, 10:54:00 AM
Once more and for all time, sedanchair doesn't "look white" for the same reason gapo doesn't look like a faggot. He IS white.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: blasting_asshole on December 09, 2014, 12:33:54 PM
You win, SedanChair! You're black and there's nothing we can say or do to discredit your blackness. Now tell us stories about all the times you've been oppressed (IRL) by white people.  :allears:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: FreakyDeaky on December 09, 2014, 12:35:46 PM
Once more and for all time, sedanchair doesn't "look white" for the same reason gapo doesn't look like a faggot. He IS white.
Well, yeah. That goes without saying. I'm just glad he's starting to realize this. Baby steps.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on December 09, 2014, 12:54:29 PM
Well no, it confirms how white I look. And why post it when I can chuckle to myself about how you guys are too stupid to find it?

"I have hidden in this very large pile of horse shit, a single fleck of gold! Find it and it's yours!"
"No way in hell I'm digging through all that crap."
"Y-yeah? Well you must be too stupid to find it then! Shut up!"
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on December 09, 2014, 02:29:27 PM
You win, SedanChair! You're black and there's nothing we can say or do to discredit your blackness. Now tell us stories about all the times you've been oppressed (IRL) by white people.  :allears:

MICROAGGRESSIONS
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Rape Artist on December 09, 2014, 02:32:45 PM
Well no, it confirms how white I look. And why post it when I can chuckle to myself about how you guys are too stupid to find it?

(http://i.imgur.com/himZD0M.gif)

(eat shit and die you lillywhite faggot)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Martin Looter King on December 09, 2014, 02:54:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdm8GxFJwNM

Found the video.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Autistic Yankee on December 09, 2014, 07:48:38 PM
Hey SedanChair, can you give me an example of a non-white person being racist?  Like "for real racist" in the way you define racism.

Feel free to pick any human being on the planet earth in all of human history.  :allears:

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 09, 2014, 10:20:45 PM
Once more and for all time, sedanchair doesn't "look white" for the same reason gapo doesn't look like a faggot. He IS white.

But that's just wrong? My dad was black. He looked black. He was black. I'm not white. I mean you guys can repeat it all you want but it doesn't make it true, and your ass-gape grandpappies would have explained it to you easily enough.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: nothere on December 09, 2014, 10:23:55 PM
Once more and for all time, sedanchair doesn't "look white" for the same reason gapo doesn't look like a faggot. He IS white.

But that's just wrong? My dad was black. He looked black. He was black. I'm not white. I mean you guys can repeat it all you want but it doesn't make it true, and your ass-gape grandpappies would have explained it to you easily enough.

you should get a blood test i think your mom cucked your dad
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Renegade Jew on December 09, 2014, 10:24:18 PM
I'm not white.

Quote from: SedanChair" post="437136152
Cool! The only differences I can see between that and my 90s Witness are the serrations and the beavertail.

(http://i.imgur.com/MjnOrr1.png)

The trigger isn't perfect and I've thought about a Henning flat trigger as well :awesome:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 09, 2014, 10:36:35 PM
Once more and for all time, sedanchair doesn't "look white" for the same reason gapo doesn't look like a faggot. He IS white.

But that's just wrong? My dad was black. He looked black. He was black. I'm not white. I mean you guys can repeat it all you want but it doesn't make it true, and your ass-gape grandpappies would have explained it to you easily enough.

you should get a blood test i think your mom cucked your dad

I look like him, I just don't look black.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: nothere on December 09, 2014, 10:39:24 PM
Once more and for all time, sedanchair doesn't "look white" for the same reason gapo doesn't look like a faggot. He IS white.

But that's just wrong? My dad was black. He looked black. He was black. I'm not white. I mean you guys can repeat it all you want but it doesn't make it true, and your ass-gape grandpappies would have explained it to you easily enough.

you should get a blood test i think your mom cucked your dad

I look like him, I just don't look black.

ahaha okay

i guess i should feel bad for you because black albinos are pretty much the ugliest creature known to man
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: RunForrestRun on December 09, 2014, 10:46:28 PM
The one thing certain is that you're a stupid faggot.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on December 09, 2014, 10:56:04 PM
No one believes you're black here. Just stop wasting the effort. You can still pull it off on SA where the mods will protect you from anyone mentioning the picture of your fat white arm.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on December 09, 2014, 11:09:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rUcEpFh.jpg)

Yeah.

I'm darker than a black man.

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on December 09, 2014, 11:12:01 PM
I'm half-hispanic, look white for the most part, and I'm much darker than you.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Sir Chimps-a-lot on December 09, 2014, 11:16:38 PM
Once more and for all time, sedanchair doesn't "look white" for the same reason gapo doesn't look like a faggot. He IS white.

But that's just wrong? My dad was black. He looked black. He was black. I'm not white. I mean you guys can repeat it all you want but it doesn't make it true, and your ass-gape grandpappies would have explained it to you easily enough.

(http://img-s3-01.mytextgraphics.com/sparklee/2014/12/10/a7c2868fe1359ed991c47ebcd8aaa632.gif) (http://www.sparklee.com)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: bolonium on December 09, 2014, 11:26:01 PM
Hey guys I'm black too now so I'm gonna need some of those sweet reparations and sedanchair can't tell me I'm a racist any more. Thanks.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Autistic Yankee on December 09, 2014, 11:34:22 PM
Hey SedanChair,

Why did you call  :zimmer: a "white person"?  In your opinion, do you have darker skin than him?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on December 10, 2014, 12:36:07 AM
Once more and for all time, sedanchair doesn't "look white" for the same reason gapo doesn't look like a faggot. He IS white.

But that's just wrong? My dad was black. He looked black. He was black. I'm not white.

The only way you're going prove otherwise is by posting a pic of your lips + nose with "SedenChair" written with a sharpie in-between them.  :stewart:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on December 10, 2014, 02:04:56 AM
Wiggers like sedanchair make me appreciate the phrase "kill whitey" for certain specific individuals.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Cantankerous Old Nigger on December 10, 2014, 03:00:38 AM
Once more and for all time, sedanchair doesn't "look white" for the same reason gapo doesn't look like a faggot. He IS white.

But that's just wrong? My dad was black. He looked black. He was black. I'm not white. I mean you guys can repeat it all you want but it doesn't make it true, and your ass-gape grandpappies would have explained it to you easily enough.

you should get a blood test i think your mom cucked your dad

I look like him, I just don't look black.

Know why that is? It's because you aren't black.

There's nothing wrong with not being black. When you're trying to base your argument and stances on your fuckin' skin color, it makes everyone involved look like shitheads, even the group you're supposedly a member of.

I've never pulled a race card on anyone because I don't need to. I'm an independent man that thinks for himself and succeeds based on his own determination. It just happens that I am black. There's nothing in my skin tone or history that's holding me back. Anyone that says otherwise is fucking lazy. Life's a bitch and the only way to overcome its bullshit is to harden up and make hard decisions. To shirk that responsibility says a lot.

But, mostly, it says you're not up to the challenges of leadership of any kind. If you're just going to cry "RACISM!" when shit gets tough, you're not going to last as a decent leader, no matter what your little hugbox of SomethingAwful says to you.

This is why you're more concerned about punishing a white guy for shootin' a nigga dead rather than actually fixing the logical shit that afflicts blacks. You know, like gang violence? Nah, you don't give a fuck if another nigga killed me, but you'd throw a fucking shitfit and cry RACE WAR! if it was a white guy, regardless of the context.

And I hope you're bringing something better to the race war than that piece you got.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on December 10, 2014, 03:33:58 AM
Once more and for all time, sedanchair doesn't "look white" for the same reason gapo doesn't look like a faggot. He IS white.

But that's just wrong? My dad was black. He looked black. He was black. I'm not white. I mean you guys can repeat it all you want but it doesn't make it true, and your ass-gape grandpappies would have explained it to you easily enough.

you should get a blood test i think your mom cucked your dad

I look like him, I just don't look black.

Know why that is? It's because you aren't black.

There's nothing wrong with not being black. When you're trying to base your argument and stances on your fuckin' skin color, it makes everyone involved look like shitheads, even the group you're supposedly a member of.

I've never pulled a race card on anyone because I don't need to. I'm an independent man that thinks for himself and succeeds based on his own determination. It just happens that I am black. There's nothing in my skin tone or history that's holding me back. Anyone that says otherwise is fucking lazy. Life's a bitch and the only way to overcome its bullshit is to harden up and make hard decisions. To shirk that responsibility says a lot.

But, mostly, it says you're not up to the challenges of leadership of any kind. If you're just going to cry "RACISM!" when shit gets tough, you're not going to last as a decent leader, no matter what your little hugbox of SomethingAwful says to you.

This is why you're more concerned about punishing a white guy for shootin' a nigga dead rather than actually fixing the logical shit that afflicts blacks. You know, like gang violence? Nah, you don't give a fuck if another nigga killed me, but you'd throw a fucking shitfit and cry RACE WAR! if it was a white guy, regardless of the context.

And I hope you're bringing something better to the race war than that piece you got.
I like this cantankerous old nigger.  Preach on brotha.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Twitter Rapist on December 10, 2014, 03:48:30 AM
Inside every white liberal is a little black boy. Alternatively: Sedanchair - Nigger Inside
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Got Soylent? on December 10, 2014, 05:50:12 AM
Once more and for all time, sedanchair doesn't "look white" for the same reason gapo doesn't look like a faggot. He IS white.

But that's just wrong? My dad was black. He looked black. He was black. I'm not white. I mean you guys can repeat it all you want but it doesn't make it true, and your ass-gape grandpappies would have explained it to you easily enough.

But black is just a skin color. That is literally the only difference between black and white people.

The idea of "I'm black because I have black genes" is actually really, really raciest because it implies race is more than skin deep. Like, this is how slave owners in the 1800s viewed black people. You are literally talking about having "nigger blood" here. lol

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Justice Dredd on December 10, 2014, 07:24:50 AM
Another serious question, what do you think of the fact that Rosi Vo, AKA yellowxperil, creator of the "Racists Getting Fired" tumblr,  is herself a huge racist and hypocrite? Do you share her belief that it's impossible to be racist to white people? Or are you not a retard?

It's hard for racists to understand the whole "minorities can't be racist" idea. Bottom line is, white people are the source of meaningful racism. Meaningful racism is racism that affects communities generationally.

so how does this fit with events like the rodney king riots where blacks antagonized korean shopkeepers for decades and finally culminated on destroying thousands (yes, thousands) of korean businesses? that sounds like racism which affects communities generationally as per your definition.

reposting this so that sedanchair can have the opportunity to educate a racist

still waiting to hear back on this one
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 10, 2014, 07:56:48 AM
SC is it true you have a Canadian girlfriend who works at nintendo?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on December 10, 2014, 09:05:09 AM
I feel a kinship with SedanChair. When I was in grade school, I was an absolutely terrible liar. I lied all the time and they were the worst lies known to man.

However, when I was caught in a lie, I couldn't just say, "Okay, I was lying" because that would have been admitting that I was lying to begin with. I would double down and charge on in my lie, until I was lying so blatantly that even I was embarrassed.

So I understand where SedanChair is coming from. He can't stop now and say, "Okay, I was lying. I'm a white guy pretending to be black" because he knows it would turn into a Zeitgeist situation where he would post and people would only respond to him colored through the prism of him beating his slavewhore chimp girlfriend.

So he's caught in a box. He has to continue this weird pathetic lie because if he admits that he's white, then his awesome e-cred will be shattered.


Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: bolonium on December 10, 2014, 09:22:40 AM
I feel a kinship with SedanChair. When I was in grade school, I was an absolutely terrible liar. I lied all the time and they were the worst lies known to man.

However, when I was caught in a lie, I couldn't just say, "Okay, I was lying" because that would have been admitting that I was lying to begin with. I would double down and charge on in my lie, until I was lying so blatantly that even I was embarrassed.

So I understand where SedanChair is coming from. He can't stop now and say, "Okay, I was lying. I'm a white guy pretending to be black" because he knows it would turn into a Zeitgeist situation where he would post and people would only respond to him colored through the prism of him beating his slavewhore chimp girlfriend.

So he's caught in a box. He has to continue this weird pathetic lie because if he admits that he's white, then his awesome e-cred will be shattered.


I knew someone (hesitate to say I had a friend) who lied like this, right into his adult life.  He would tell these stupid stories and nobody believed them, so he'd make them more and more outrageous.  I felt bad for him.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Watcher on December 10, 2014, 09:33:14 AM
In SedanChair's defence, I sometimes go around telling people I'm 1/16th Cherokee. Both socially and for affirmative action points.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on December 10, 2014, 09:36:45 AM
In SedanChair's defence, I sometimes go around telling people I'm 1/16th Cherokee. Both socially and for affirmative action points.

I didn't know Elizabeth Warren was an SS poster :nixon:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 10, 2014, 10:14:13 AM
In SedanChair's defence, I sometimes go around telling people I'm 1/16th Cherokee. Both socially and for affirmative action points.

I didn't know Elizabeth Warren was an SS poster :nixon:

Fuck that, give me a shout when Estella Warren shows up

(http://i.imgur.com/WjAKOAKl.jpg)

Hey woah, her skin is darker than SC's as well. Maybe she's half bla-

Oh wait, French Canadian. Nvm.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 10, 2014, 10:34:58 AM
SedanChair once said that if we knew anything about black people, we would know how common it is for the offspring to be different shades of brown.

But we are well aware of this. The explanation isn't magical recessive negro pigment genes.

It's three different bay daddies on average.

I wonder what it actually looks like when you have children of a black father and white mother...

(http://i.imgur.com/35L70lGl.jpg)




 :adam:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: blasting_asshole on December 10, 2014, 11:27:34 AM
No one believes you're black here. Just stop wasting the effort. You can still pull it off on SA where the mods will protect you from anyone mentioning the picture of your fat white arm.

I believe him and would like to be educated on his personal struggles with racism, in the real world.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on December 10, 2014, 11:49:00 AM
sedanchair on why catcalling is rape
Quote from: SedanChair" post="438765090
Do you realize how common sex trafficking is? How often girls from all walks of life are approached by traffickers? How many of those catcalls are pimps looking for the right reaction, a sign of vulnerability?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: reactionary on December 10, 2014, 12:09:27 PM
sedanchair on why catcalling is rape
Quote from: SedanChair" post="438765090
Do you realize how common sex trafficking is? How often girls from all walks of life are approached by traffickers? How many of those catcalls are pimps looking for the right reaction, a sign of vulnerability?
lmao, tbf this is the reasoning a lot of those guys were using the thread. they were explaining why its ok to include catcalling in rape statistics.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: hair sniffing boner diary on December 10, 2014, 12:14:47 PM
sedanchair on why catcalling is rape
Quote from: SedanChair" post="438765090
Do you realize how common sex trafficking is? How often girls from all walks of life are approached by traffickers? How many of those catcalls are pimps looking for the right reaction, a sign of vulnerability?

Let's all enjoy our white male privilege with a celebratory analogy.

SEDANCHAIR:BLACKS :: troon:women
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on December 10, 2014, 12:20:53 PM
sedanchair on why catcalling is rape
Quote from: SedanChair" post="438765090
Do you realize how common sex trafficking is? How often girls from all walks of life are approached by traffickers? How many of those catcalls are pimps looking for the right reaction, a sign of vulnerability?
lmao, tbf this is the reasoning a lot of those guys were using the thread. they were explaining why its ok to include catcalling in rape statistics.
Yeah I saw that and despite several intelligent and well worded explanations as to why that is a bad thing the fat pasty white SJW's just kept doubling down on dumb.  They are hurting the cause of reducing violence towards women and are too stupid to see it even when it's laid out plainly for them.

Illiberals are eating themselves again,  which is good I guess.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Tranny Feet on December 10, 2014, 12:52:36 PM
How do these dumb fucking SJWs ever get laid when every panicked interaction they have with a woman is viewed through the prism of being completely sexually non-committal? Like you can't even let a chick catch you checking her out across a bar for a second because that's 'rapey' and 'intimidating'.

Spoiler: They've never been laid and are terrified of women.

"No, first you must signify your intentions with ye faire maidens by attracting their attention with your penmanship, perhaps with some hand-written poetry. Only then, weeks later and with the permission of her parents, can you move on to bowing over her hand or asking her permission to kiss it. Thus begins the dance of courtship."

 :goonsay:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Autistic Yankee on December 10, 2014, 01:13:20 PM
Fucking LOL.   "Catcalling is how the sex traffickers find their next victim" is something a paranoid soccer mom would say after watching Oprah and Dr. Phill.  More proof SedanChair has never left his white suburban neighborhood.   :allears:


"Next time on Oprah:  RAINBOW PARTIES.  Is your pre-teen daughter being tricked into anonymous sex?    And don't forget our expose on this new dangerous super drug that's taking over your childs Jr. Highschool this very minute!    JJJJJ-JENKUM!!!  What parents need to know about this dangerous new narcotic!

Stay tuned to our 11 o'clock news special report for these tips that could save your childs life!"

Who the fuck falls for this bullshit?  Oh right, sheltered naive white people  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on December 10, 2014, 01:17:32 PM
sedanchair on why catcalling is rape
Quote from: SedanChair" post="438765090
Do you realize how common sex trafficking is? How often girls from all walks of life are approached by traffickers? How many of those catcalls are pimps looking for the right reaction, a sign of vulnerability?
lmao, tbf this is the reasoning a lot of those guys were using the thread. they were explaining why its ok to include catcalling in rape statistics.

Do you realize how many of them are muslim immagrants setting up a sex ring the authorities will be unable to properly pursue because of racism and diversity?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Tranny Feet on December 10, 2014, 01:23:02 PM
Yeah, catcalling is dickhead behavior but what timorous, skittish women are these guys talking about that are utterly terrified by some dude in high-vis up a scaffolding wolf-whistling at them? "Quick! Drop and play dead! Maybe he'll lose interest and won't rape!"  What women are they even interacting with apart from their fat moms?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on December 10, 2014, 01:35:18 PM
sedanchair on why catcalling is rape
Quote from: SedanChair" post="438765090
Do you realize how common sex trafficking is? How often girls from all walks of life are approached by traffickers? How many of those catcalls are pimps looking for the right reaction, a sign of vulnerability?

Yeah I've made a lot of money with the classic "Hey girl" technique.

Then I have white men in pickups give them rides and they're never seen again.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on December 10, 2014, 01:37:25 PM
Let's talk about some of the things white people like SedanChair can actually do to understand what nogs claim it feels like to be a nigger in America:

1. Join the military. This is about the closet thing to legal slavery in America. Physical strength required, thinking not necessary. They tell you when to get up, when to go to bed, and you do pointless shit you don't understand for the benefit of white people at the top.

2. Have ZERO education. Drop out of high school, don't go to college, be barely literate and unable to understand basic math. No wonder niggers chimp out over stuff like gran' jurress and burn down a Dollar Store. For all they know, they're burning the White House 1812 style.

3. Do everything on the side of town where you fear for your life. Have a job in the middle of the ghetto, cash your checks at the liquor store, get all your healthcare from CVS.

SC, start showing us evidence of these things and we will accept some of your darkness.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on December 10, 2014, 01:57:00 PM

Then I have white men in pickups give them rides and they're never seen again.

Very subtle. Nice.  :reagan:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on December 10, 2014, 02:04:56 PM
Let's talk about some of the things white people like SedanChair can actually do to understand what nogs claim it feels like to be a nigger in America:

1. Join the military. This is about the closet thing to legal slavery in America. Physical strength required, thinking not necessary. They tell you when to get up, when to go to bed, and you do pointless shit you don't understand for the benefit of white people at the top.

2. Have ZERO education. Drop out of high school, don't go to college, be barely literate and unable to understand basic math. No wonder niggers chimp out over stuff like gran' jurress and burn down a Dollar Store. For all they know, they're burning the White House 1812 style.

3. Do everything on the side of town where you fear for your life. Have a job in the middle of the ghetto, cash your checks at the liquor store, get all your healthcare from CVS.

SC, start showing us evidence of these things and we will accept some of your darkness.

This is a pretty gay post.

First, why would you encourage SedanChair to make some boot camp platoon's a living a hell when they have to push everytime he fucks up? Second, even if he did for some reason feel the need to show some internet racists what's what, he'd just join the chairforce.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Martin Looter King on December 10, 2014, 02:06:16 PM
I feel kinda sorry for the guy.  His mom's white and all his life he's heard about how terrible white people are from his, probably abusive, black father.  I'm sure that is quite a mindfuck and would make someone grow up hating who they are.

Sedanchair, you are white or at least pass for white and it is ok man.  Judge people on the content of their character; the world is full of good white folks.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 10, 2014, 02:18:39 PM
I feel kinda sorry for the guy.  His mom's white and all his life he's heard about how terrible white people are from his, probably abusive, black father.  I'm sure that is quite a mindfuck and would make someone grow up hating who they are.

Sedanchair, you are white or at least pass for white and it is ok man.  Judge people on the content of their character; the world is full of good white folks.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX3zsr0mbek
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Martin Looter King on December 10, 2014, 02:43:15 PM
I feel kinda sorry for the guy.  His mom's white and all his life he's heard about how terrible white people are from his, probably abusive, black father.  I'm sure that is quite a mindfuck and would make someone grow up hating who they are.

Sedanchair, you are white or at least pass for white and it is ok man.  Judge people on the content of their character; the world is full of good white folks.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX3zsr0mbek

That led me to this, so thanks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEoCoVRk_Zc
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Martin Looter King on December 10, 2014, 04:22:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/M1JyRtC.png)

NO FUCK YOU MOM
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Rape Artist on December 10, 2014, 05:36:04 PM
The idea of "I'm black because I have black genes" is actually really, really raciest because it implies race is more than skin deep. Like, this is how slave owners in the 1800s viewed black people. You are literally talking about having "nigger blood" here. lol

This is the best post in this thread and needs more attention

Sedanchair is literally claiming he has nigger blood, which is arguably the most racist thing going on in this thread
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 10, 2014, 05:44:46 PM
To be fair, lots of us here have honor student blood. Its really hard to get out of your tire treads.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on December 10, 2014, 06:20:20 PM
To be fair, lots of us here have nigger blood. Its really hard to get out of your tire treads.

And in Honda's case there was a bit of needle sharing.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on December 11, 2014, 01:52:38 AM
Yeah, catcalling is dickhead behavior but what timorous, skittish women are these guys talking about that are utterly terrified by some dude in high-vis up a scaffolding wolf-whistling at them? "Quick! Drop and play dead! Maybe he'll lose interest and won't rape!"  What women are they even interacting with apart from their fat moms?

Nothing was funnier than that girl who posted a video of all the catcalls she received walking around the city and they were all black and hispanic men.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on December 11, 2014, 01:53:19 AM
sedanchair on why catcalling is rape
Quote from: SedanChair" post="438765090
Do you realize how common sex trafficking is? How often girls from all walks of life are approached by traffickers? How many of those catcalls are pimps looking for the right reaction, a sign of vulnerability?

Like the rape statistics, they probably consider every girl working at a Hooters part of a sex trafficking ring.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Sir Chimps-a-lot on December 11, 2014, 02:12:47 AM
Yeah, catcalling is dickhead behavior but what timorous, skittish women are these guys talking about that are utterly terrified by some dude in high-vis up a scaffolding wolf-whistling at them? "Quick! Drop and play dead! Maybe he'll lose interest and won't rape!"  What women are they even interacting with apart from their fat moms?

Nothing was funnier than that girl who posted a video of all the catcalls she received walking around the city and they were all black and hispanic men.

What was slightly funnier was that that video was EVERYWHERE on the pozweb when it first appeared, but when the first story ran about "Wait... why were there no white guys" it went straight into the memory hole

Had there been at least a few whites guys in it that video would still be a daily topic of conversation
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: H8 B8 on December 11, 2014, 02:44:25 AM
Gon' get a lil 888 here but- It doesn't surprise me in the least that anyone who routinely posts on D&D is doomed to double down on their delusion instead of own up to it when called the fuck out.  Every single person who is a D&D superstar so far seems to be a card carrying member of the big bad privileged white bourgeois that they preach against.

They are liberals who regularly do or benefit from "Un-liberal" things and thus have to go about a form of Self-flagellation. But you know- with a whipping boy in place of themselves (or whipping black woman in zeitgeist's case  :obama: ) thus defeating the point of even having the need to beat yourself up over your own cognitive dissonance.

 The white privilege laden non-liberal cis man they hate is merely a stand in for themselves, why do you think they project some of the most absurd racist shut-in concepts on the general public as an expected social norm? Because it's a nasty part of themselves they want to hand off the keys and title to so they can remain unburdened by their own hypocrisy and stay ideologically pure without any of that dreadful "Self-Awareness" stuff.  :unparsons:


They thrive on delusion, I mean- come the fuck on. They are proud political warriors and "Defenders of free speech" on a forum called debate and discussion. Where free speech is loathed and lashed out at because it allows people to say mean things on the internet, A place where debate is bannable and discussion is limited to what's approved by the handful of "Correct Opinion" Czars moderating an ever shrinking lists of allowed topics, stances, words and "Tones".

It's reached a height of self parody where if you ever prove any forum darling wrong in a manner where they can't just shriek a word ending in -ism at you like a argument winning nuclear warhead, it's promptly memory holed and anyone who wasn't completely dog piling you is promptly banned and or "merely" probated and warned for wrongthink to bring them back in line.  :clint:


TL;DR D&D is a hive of racist privileged white man children calling everyone else racist privileged white man children to try and escape the fact they are racist privileged white man children.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on December 11, 2014, 05:45:08 AM
In addition to H8 B8's point, it almost always appears that being a vehement proponent of social justice, moral relativism, far leftism, etc. corresponds with being an incredibly broken person—usually the self-loathing kind such as depression, white guilt, or a variety of personality/anxiety disorders; it's also not surprising that an abundance of wasted time on the internet only perpetuates each of these. See: goons. Far left liberals claim that their ideology on expanding secular, social justice, equality, et el are universal across ethnic, minority, and religious groups when in reality they use said claims as a source of (essentially) uncriticizable propaganda targeted at bringing down the status quo of the Western World (or white, as they see it). The SedenChairs out there are seemingly unable to come to grips with the fact that they are absolute failures in society despite having the very privileges handed to them that they constantly condemn & complain about—hence the need that they feel to fight for the more down-trodden social groups in order to relieve their self-hatred.

I really don't understand the thought process behind the self-loathing and bitterness these people have about virtually everything political or social. These people are actively encouraging blacks to burn their own communities down (which only hurts them) in the wake of Michael Brown verdict, actively encouraging unchecked immigration of muslims in Europe who refuse to assimilate (who then riot over bullshit like abortion and gay marriage), and actively encourage people with mental illness/identity disorder to mutilate their genitals without hesitation—therapy or counseling is completely out of the question for them.

Its amazing because most of these people wouldn't be this way 30 years ago when you couldn't waste untold amounts of time on the internet circle-jerking with other equally broken fucks in-between steam games to the point where you actually believe shit such as that communism itself isn't a cliche. Even 20 minutes of social interaction a day with people outside their immediate family would do wonders for goons.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Small Weinered Goon on December 11, 2014, 07:19:15 AM
A lot of it comes down to the fact that they want to be seen as "one of the good ones" to women and minorities.  Which is why they advocate removing any semblance of responsibility for these groups.  We all know how goons see things like responsibility and accountability as pains in the ass.  The general goon philosophy is "if it feels good, do it!" which is why they hate work and have a BMI of over 40.

The downside to this is that nobody likes a pushover.  Women will see male feminists as soft bitches.  Minorities will either ignore them or continue to hate them regardless of whether they are in fact one of the good ones.  Goons for some reason refuse to believe the idea that people don't respect people who don't respect themselves.  Self flagellation only works in internet circle jerks or gentrified hipster enclaves where there is nary a minority in sight except token "blacks" like SedanChair or BassGuitarHero.  Most minorities don't give a rat's ass if you feel guilty about your privilege or whatever.  It doesn't hurt that an entire industry on white guilt is building up.  Trying to be a victim is a good business to be in for 2014.  Better to be a professional victim than to spend the prime years of your life in mom's basement pissing a jug and playing DOTA all day.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on December 11, 2014, 09:01:12 AM
to get worked up over catcalling, regardless of your gender, is retarded.

:jesse:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on December 11, 2014, 03:38:23 PM
Ted Kaczynski's manifesto got posted a long time ago by multiple media outlets after his arrest, and despite the generalized crazy he's actually spot-on about a few things:

Quote from: Kaczynski
20. Notice the masochistic tendency of leftist tactics. Leftists protest by lying down in front of vehicles, they intentionally provoke police or racists to abuse them, etc. These tactics may often be effective, but many leftists use them not as a means to an end but because they PREFER masochistic tactics. Self-hatred is a leftist trait.

21. Leftists may claim that their activism is motivated by compassion or by moral principles, and moral principle does play a role for the leftist of the oversocialized type. But compassion and moral principle cannot be the main motives for leftist activism. Hostility is too prominent a component of leftist behavior; so is the drive for power. Moreover, much leftist behavior is not rationally calculated to be of benefit to the people whom the leftists claim to be trying to help. For example, if one believes that affirmative action is good for black people, does it make sense to demand affirmative action in hostile or dogmatic terms? Obviously it would be more productive to take a diplomatic and conciliatory approach that would make at least verbal and symbolic concessions to white people who think that affirmative action discriminates against them. But leftist activists do not take such an approach because it would not satisfy their emotional needs. Helping black people is not their real goal. Instead, race problems serve as an excuse for them to express their own hostility and frustrated need for power. In doing so they actually harm black people, because the activists’ hostile attitude toward the white majority tends to intensify race hatred.

22. If our society had no social problems at all, the leftists would have to INVENT problems in order to provide themselves with an excuse for making a fuss.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 11, 2014, 08:55:24 PM
I feel kinda sorry for the guy.  His mom's white and all his life he's heard about how terrible white people are from his, probably abusive, black father.  I'm sure that is quite a mindfuck and would make someone grow up hating who they are.

Sedanchair, you are white or at least pass for white and it is ok man.  Judge people on the content of their character; the world is full of good white folks.

Hahaha are you supposed to be one of them?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Martin Looter King on December 11, 2014, 09:39:38 PM
I feel kinda sorry for the guy.  His mom's white and all his life he's heard about how terrible white people are from his, probably abusive, black father.  I'm sure that is quite a mindfuck and would make someone grow up hating who they are.

Sedanchair, you are white or at least pass for white and it is ok man.  Judge people on the content of their character; the world is full of good white folks.

Hahaha are you supposed to be one of them?

No I internet cosplay as Native American.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on December 11, 2014, 09:54:45 PM
Quote from: SedanChair" post="433441908
By definition, it's pointless to lecture people who would riot. If their community had support, they wouldn't do it.

It's interesting to contemplate the many comparisons that have been made to Ferguson/St. Louis and Los Angeles in 1992. The thing that sticks out for me is the total absence of a grassroots black power movement that briefly flourished 20 years ago. Remember "X" hats? Public Enemy? All that stuff is gone now. We've truly moved "race" relations back to a time well before 1992, and to see the smug impassive faces of Ferguson PD brass tells me that the forces of  Jim Crow are trying to reassert themselves.

I'd love to see what kind of emails those police forward to one another in their down time.

Quote from: SedanChair" post="432324286
Absolutely, and even more importantly the presumption of juries that armed people with concealed carry permits must have been justified. Basically there's a strain of murderousness that runs through our culture, probably at least back to the days of settler massacres.

Quote from: SedanChair" post="432612813
Although it's good to think in terms of denied opportunities for minorities (which can be seen through studies of job callback rates for AAVE sounding vs. Anglo sounding names), even that is putting the cart before the horse when speaking of arrest rates and crime. The police need to simply stop and harass black men less often, because as far as I am aware there is no evidence that they actually commit a proportionally greater amount of drug or weapon crime. Yet, their rates for stops, arrests, convictions and sentences at the high end of the range are all greater. It's simply institutional racism on the law enforcement and justice side, and that can be addressed in itself without punting to broader issues of inequality.

Quote from: SedanChair" post="438769322
Well I mean they're free to look at it however they want. When I worked at a treatment program for sexually aggressive youth, almost all of them were grateful to be there instead of Echo Glen. But the purpose was to fix them and return them to their communities, because no other approach (other than summarily executing them) would work better to minimize the likelihood of their doing harm in the future. Most of them seemed to understand that they weren't being punished, that the judge was smart enough not to harm their own community by punishing them, and damning them to a cycle of incarceration, decline and re-offense.

Some of them didn't understand, of course. They wouldn't participate in treatment, and had to leave the program and go to jail. But I would prefer that our system be more calm and patient with that kind of washout, and keep them in an environment that is restrictive but still respects their humanity and equality with others. And I see no reason that same logic shouldn't be applied to murderers.

lmao

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on December 11, 2014, 10:30:18 PM
Quote from: SedanChair" post="433441908
By definition, it's pointless to lecture people who would riot. If their community had support, they wouldn't do it.

It's interesting to contemplate the many comparisons that have been made to Ferguson/St. Louis and Los Angeles in 1992. The thing that sticks out for me is the total absence of a grassroots black power movement that briefly flourished 20 years ago. Remember "X" hats? Public Enemy? All that stuff is gone now. We've truly moved "race" relations back to a time well before 1992, and to see the smug impassive faces of Ferguson PD brass tells me that the forces of  Jim Crow are trying to reassert themselves.

I'd love to see what kind of emails those police forward to one another in their down time.

Quote from: SedanChair" post="432324286
Absolutely, and even more importantly the presumption of juries that armed people with concealed carry permits must have been justified. Basically there's a strain of murderousness that runs through our culture, probably at least back to the days of settler massacres.

Quote from: SedanChair" post="432612813
Although it's good to think in terms of denied opportunities for minorities (which can be seen through studies of job callback rates for AAVE sounding vs. Anglo sounding names), even that is putting the cart before the horse when speaking of arrest rates and crime. The police need to simply stop and harass black men less often, because as far as I am aware there is no evidence that they actually commit a proportionally greater amount of drug or weapon crime. Yet, their rates for stops, arrests, convictions and sentences at the high end of the range are all greater. It's simply institutional racism on the law enforcement and justice side, and that can be addressed in itself without punting to broader issues of inequality.

Quote from: SedanChair" post="438769322
Well I mean they're free to look at it however they want. When I worked at a treatment program for sexually aggressive youth, almost all of them were grateful to be there instead of Echo Glen. But the purpose was to fix them and return them to their communities, because no other approach (other than summarily executing them) would work better to minimize the likelihood of their doing harm in the future. Most of them seemed to understand that they weren't being punished, that the judge was smart enough not to harm their own community by punishing them, and damning them to a cycle of incarceration, decline and re-offense.

Some of them didn't understand, of course. They wouldn't participate in treatment, and had to leave the program and go to jail. But I would prefer that our system be more calm and patient with that kind of washout, and keep them in an environment that is restrictive but still respects their humanity and equality with others. And I see no reason that same logic shouldn't be applied to murderers.

lmao

Homeboy needs to buy a fucking clue.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Martin Looter King on December 11, 2014, 11:32:52 PM
I'm starting to think he is a grandmaster troll.
Purestrain Nigger
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on December 12, 2014, 12:01:55 AM
I feel kinda sorry for the guy.  His mom's white and all his life he's heard about how terrible white people are from his, probably abusive, black father.  I'm sure that is quite a mindfuck and would make someone grow up hating who they are.

Sedanchair, you are white or at least pass for white and it is ok man.  Judge people on the content of their character; the world is full of good white folks.
Lol that white boy ain't got no black father.  His mama might have fucked a nigger or three but the sperm that made him was from a man who is as white as the day is long.  You know what half breeds look like, and sedanchair is 100% white.  The pics don't lie.   He's whitey mcwhiterson.  And he knows it.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on December 12, 2014, 01:15:56 AM
he further dug his own hole when he was apparently unaware of "holla-ing" culture. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJMD5R8stRc
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Cantankerous Old Nigger on December 12, 2014, 01:19:23 AM
To be fair, lots of us here have nigger blood. Its really hard to get out of your tire treads.
This joke is not ok since I might have woke up the neighborhood laughing.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: ozma fat on December 12, 2014, 10:55:38 AM
Treatment program for sexually aggressive youth eh?  Social Justice goons sure seem to have a knack for turning up where venn diagram of "children" and "sexual aberration"  meet.   Maybe SedanChair is buddies with Fire
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Got Soylent? on December 12, 2014, 12:15:30 PM
Sedanchair, please tell me how black and white people are different outside of skin color. If you can have white skin and be considered black, what makes a black person a black person and a white person a white person?

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Travis Touchdown 2.0 on December 12, 2014, 12:42:01 PM
SedanChair, why are you obsessed with B-tier-at-best pornstar Riley Mason
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on December 12, 2014, 01:02:48 PM
He might actually have a shot no he doesn't
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Rape Artist on December 12, 2014, 01:12:08 PM
Quote from: SedanChair" post="432612813
as far as I am aware there is no evidence that [blacks] actually commit a proportionally greater amount of drug or weapon crime.
:mindblown:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on December 12, 2014, 01:43:48 PM
Statistics are hard!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on December 12, 2014, 02:30:00 PM
Statistics are hard!

Send his black ass to Atlanta for a month.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Justice Dredd on December 12, 2014, 02:35:46 PM
Sedanchair, please tell me how black and white people are different outside of skin color. If you can have white skin and be considered black, what makes a black person a black person and a white person a white person?

get in line, i've been waiting for pages now for him to educate a racist on this one:

Another serious question, what do you think of the fact that Rosi Vo, AKA yellowxperil, creator of the "Racists Getting Fired" tumblr,  is herself a huge racist and hypocrite? Do you share her belief that it's impossible to be racist to white people? Or are you not a retard?

It's hard for racists to understand the whole "minorities can't be racist" idea. Bottom line is, white people are the source of meaningful racism. Meaningful racism is racism that affects communities generationally.

so how does this fit with events like the rodney king riots where blacks antagonized korean shopkeepers for decades and finally culminated on destroying thousands (yes, thousands) of korean businesses? that sounds like racism which affects communities generationally as per your definition.

reposting this so that sedanchair can have the opportunity to educate a racist

still waiting to hear back on this one
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Coyote Attic on December 12, 2014, 03:06:00 PM
Treatment program for sexually aggressive youth eh?  Social Justice goons sure seem to have a knack for turning up where venn diagram of "children" and "sexual aberration"  meet.   Maybe SedanChair is buddies with Fire

That's interesting. I knew a guy years ago who used to go on about all the art therapy work he was doing with "youth" in whatever they call juvie these days.

Fast forward a bit, and he's in jail for buggering 13 year olds. Not the ones he had been working with, but "homeless" kids that he was allowing to live with him.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: bigperm on December 12, 2014, 03:10:19 PM
Statistics are hard!

No, they're just racist. Clearly the reason that blacks are overrepresented in crime data is because white people just aren't arrested for the crimes that they commit! At least 3 white devils must go free for every one that actually gets arrested for a violent crime each year based on the "stats" they publish (http://"http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2013/crime-in-the-u.s.-2013/tables/table-43").

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on December 13, 2014, 04:59:58 AM
Reading the RS uva "rape" thread debacle I'm convinced sedanchair is either a math debater like troll or completely mentally retarded. No other options exist. If it's the latter I have to wonder why his tenders let him have unfettered access to the Internet.  Someone should look into that because they're not doing their job and he deserves better care than that.  I'm sure his parents and/or the government are expecting better tard wrangling for their money than they're getting.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Autistic Yankee on December 13, 2014, 05:18:40 AM
Has he had the balls to reply to this thread recently?  I'm still waiting for him to tell us if he though Zimmerman was white or black, and why he came to that decision.  :allears:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on December 13, 2014, 08:00:43 AM
Has he had the balls to reply to this thread recently?  I'm still waiting for him to tell us if he though Zimmerman was white or black, and why he came to that decision.  :allears:
Assuming it's even him, and even though gapo vouches in good faith I have serious doubts, that fake nog ain't gonna address your question.  He'll drop some unrelated snark and slither off In search of just the right shade of shoe polish to mammy himself up.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 13, 2014, 10:53:19 AM
Fagmins please embed this on autoplay in thread until SC gets the hint:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzY2Qcu5i2A
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 13, 2014, 11:17:42 AM
Can you guys put together a short list of the questions you think I'm avoiding? I'll answer them all.

I have a hard time identifying what you think is valuable in between all the sieg heil stuff.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 13, 2014, 11:38:33 AM
Can you guys put together a short list of the questions you think I'm avoiding? I'll answer them all.

Why are you still pretending to be not white?

Do you think George Zimmerman is white? Is he whiter than you?

You know you're white, right? Or do you have a mental disease?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Autistic Yankee on December 13, 2014, 11:42:47 AM
Give us an example of a non-white person being "racist".  Any non-white person on Earth in all of human history.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 13, 2014, 12:04:33 PM
Can you guys put together a short list of the questions you think I'm avoiding? I'll answer them all.

Why are you still pretending to be not white?

I'm not white.

Quote
Do you think George Zimmerman is white? Is he whiter than you?

Zimmerman is Latino. That's a separate classification from race. I don't know if he identifies as white.

Quote
You know you're white, right? Or do you have a mental disease?

Sorry, I'm not white. There are many arbitrary classifications for whiteness--genetic, cultural etc. The only one you guys are trying to ping me on is "if I saw you walking down the street I'd think you were white" and I've said as much many times.

Give us an example of a non-white person being "racist".  Any non-white person on Earth in all of human history.

Sure, I would say that millions of Han Chinese are racist. But their racism only really matters where they are in the majority.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Renegade Jew on December 13, 2014, 12:23:49 PM
Can you guys put together a short list of the questions you think I'm avoiding? I'll answer them all.

Why are you still pretending to be not white?

I'm not white.

(http://i.imgur.com/YYRohug.png)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on December 13, 2014, 12:34:05 PM
Sorry, I'm not white. There are many arbitrary classifications for whiteness--genetic, cultural etc. The only one you guys are trying to ping me on is "if I saw you walking down the street I'd think you were white" and I've said as much many times.

I don't think you know what arbitrary means. You're white. And FFS you're not swarthy at all—you're a pasty WASP looking fat fuck with self-loathing written all over you.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: LOLtax on December 13, 2014, 12:34:51 PM
Hey SedanChair.

I've got a black ancestor. But I don't look black at all.

Should I claim POC status?

Difficulty: Almost everyone except the ultrarich from enclaves harkening back to the former colonies is PoC due to having native, black, or both in them in some amount.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 13, 2014, 12:37:00 PM
Sedanchair, I am full blooded German. All four grandparents were certified krauts. My skin is darker than yours. You have cartoonishly pasty white skin. You are white.

Take it from me, the kraut. My white-dar is as strong as they come. If I plopped you into the middle of 1941 Germany you'd be grabbed by the Gestapo and put into an officer's uniform just by virtue of how white you are.

You are white. You, the white guy.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Psycho Dad on December 13, 2014, 12:43:30 PM
Are you a person of color, sedanchair?

And no, you haven't answered this particular question.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: GameDev Grade Dildo on December 13, 2014, 12:45:50 PM
Can you guys put together a short list of the questions you think I'm avoiding? I'll answer them all.

Sedanchair, please tell me how black and white people are different outside of skin color. If you can have white skin and be considered black, what makes a black person a black person and a white person a white person?

get in line, i've been waiting for pages now for him to educate a racist on this one:

Another serious question, what do you think of the fact that Rosi Vo, AKA yellowxperil, creator of the "Racists Getting Fired" tumblr,  is herself a huge racist and hypocrite? Do you share her belief that it's impossible to be racist to white people? Or are you not a retard?

It's hard for racists to understand the whole "minorities can't be racist" idea. Bottom line is, white people are the source of meaningful racism. Meaningful racism is racism that affects communities generationally.

so how does this fit with events like the rodney king riots where blacks antagonized korean shopkeepers for decades and finally culminated on destroying thousands (yes, thousands) of korean businesses? that sounds like racism which affects communities generationally as per your definition.

reposting this so that sedanchair can have the opportunity to educate a racist

still waiting to hear back on this one
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 13, 2014, 12:47:14 PM
Are you a person of color, sedanchair?

And no, you haven't answered this particular question.

Oooooooohhhhh, this is a good question.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: muslim batman on December 13, 2014, 12:52:13 PM
Can you guys put together a short list of the questions you think I'm avoiding? I'll answer them all.

Why are you still pretending to be not white?

I'm not white.

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Do you think George Zimmerman is white? Is he whiter than you?

Zimmerman is Latino. That's a separate classification from race. I don't know if he identifies as white.

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You know you're white, right? Or do you have a mental disease?

Sorry, I'm not white. There are many arbitrary classifications for whiteness--genetic, cultural etc. The only one you guys are trying to ping me on is "if I saw you walking down the street I'd think you were white" and I've said as much many times.

Give us an example of a non-white person being "racist".  Any non-white person on Earth in all of human history.

Sure, I would say that millions of Han Chinese are racist. But their racism only really matters where they are in the majority.
Stormfront would be proud.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: As a white male I on December 13, 2014, 12:55:52 PM
Your identifying as black is about the same as an average troon smelling their ball sweat and identifying as a woman.

I'm of nordic descent with nothing but Finns and Swedes in my bloodline (as confirmed by an actual genealogy  :smug: ), and my skin is darker than yours, you dense motherfucker.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: muslim batman on December 13, 2014, 01:07:27 PM
Can you guys put together a short list of the questions you think I'm avoiding? I'll answer them all.

I have a hard time identifying what you think is valuable in between all the sieg heil stuff.
If not your white skin, what makes you black? How do you typically hand-wave away your pigment?

Would you prefer the blood quantum applied to black people?

Why do you think that rioters in ferguson burning down local businesses are good for their community?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Obese-n-Triggered on December 13, 2014, 01:46:41 PM
I'm not white.

That's fair. Do you prefer mulatto or quadroon? Which better fits your identity as a mixed-race kid?

Quote from: sedanchair (real, white)
Give us an example of a non-white person being "racist".  Any non-white person on Earth in all of human history.

Sure, I would say that millions of Han Chinese are racist. But their racism only really matters where they are in the majority.

What are your plans to deal with their racist ways? Seeing as how:
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The Han Chinese are an ethnic group native to East Asia. They constitute approximately 92% of the population of Mainland China, 94% of the population of Hong Kong, 95% of the population of Macau, 98% of the population of Taiwan, 74% of the population of Singapore, 24.5% of the population of Malaysia, and about 19% of the entire global human population, making them the largest ethnic group in the world.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: amulet of faggotry +2 on December 13, 2014, 03:03:11 PM
I'm of nordic descent with nothing but Finns and Swedes in my bloodline (as confirmed by an actual genealogy  :smug: ), and my skin is darker than yours, you dense motherfucker.

Sadly all the Swedes in your bloodline were born in Somalia
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on December 13, 2014, 03:09:56 PM
I'm not white.

Sorry, I'm not white.

What do you mark on the census/college applications/grant applications for your volunteer job?

"Not white" is not a race, you racist fuck.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 13, 2014, 03:14:09 PM
I will answer all questions and take all comers

*leaves once kitchen thermometer inches past 74 degrees*
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on December 13, 2014, 04:25:35 PM
I'm not white.

Sorry, I'm not white. There are many arbitrary classifications for whiteness--genetic, cultural etc.

So that makes this guy..... white?

(http://i61.tinypic.com/ncc9he.jpg)

or is he white....now?

(http://i.imgur.com/2CpeRua.jpg)

Sorry dude, if yer a Mick, yer a Mick, no matter what you roleplay as online.



Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 13, 2014, 07:41:51 PM
Hey SedanChair.

I've got a black ancestor. But I don't look black at all.

Should I claim POC status?

Your call. Distant ancestor or, you know, one of your parents?

Are you a person of color, sedanchair?

And no, you haven't answered this particular question.

I think that's a stupid term. Everybody is a color.

Your identifying as black is about the same as an average troon smelling their ball sweat and identifying as a woman.

I'm of nordic descent with nothing but Finns and Swedes in my bloodline (as confirmed by an actual genealogy  :smug: ), and my skin is darker than yours, you dense motherfucker.

Fuck off nazi; come apply to me, if you ever want to get shot dead.

I'm not white.

That's fair. Do you prefer mulatto or quadroon? Which better fits your identity as a mixed-race kid?

Quote from: sedanchair (real, white)
Give us an example of a non-white person being "racist".  Any non-white person on Earth in all of human history.

Sure, I would say that millions of Han Chinese are racist. But their racism only really matters where they are in the majority.

What are your plans to deal with their racist ways? Seeing as how:
Quote
The Han Chinese are an ethnic group native to East Asia. They constitute approximately 92% of the population of Mainland China, 94% of the population of Hong Kong, 95% of the population of Macau, 98% of the population of Taiwan, 74% of the population of Singapore, 24.5% of the population of Malaysia, and about 19% of the entire global human population, making them the largest ethnic group in the world.

I remembered being a kid and reading about the word mulatto and thinking "well, that's what I am."

As for my plans to deal with Chinese racism, it's not my culture and therefore not my job. I don't have any plans.

I'm not white.

Sorry, I'm not white.

What do you mark on the census/college applications/grant applications for your volunteer job?

"Not white" is not a race, you racist fuck.

I mark both "Caucasian/White" and "African-American/Black"

I will answer all questions and take all comers

*leaves once kitchen thermometer inches past 74 degrees*

Still here, you little nipper. I promised I would answer all questions. You don't have a question because you're not smart enough to think of a zinger.

I'm not white.

Sorry, I'm not white. There are many arbitrary classifications for whiteness--genetic, cultural etc.

So that makes this guy..... white?

(http://i61.tinypic.com/ncc9he.jpg)

or is he white....now?

(http://i.imgur.com/2CpeRua.jpg)

Sorry dude, if yer a Mick, yer a Mick, no matter what you roleplay as online.

No to both, I don't even know what you're driving at.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Internet Catchphrase on December 13, 2014, 07:45:49 PM
Props go to Doctor Jizzmopper for finding this. Figured it deserved it's own thread instead of being buried deep in the D&D Quotes thread.

If you've read D&D, you know SedanChair. He's the guy who posts in every single thread with the typical smug, pseudo-intellectual babble. He uses words like "son" and "child" to chide those who disagree with him. One of his favorite topics is race. If there is a thread on race, he'll have hundreds of posts in it. And if the thread isn't about race, well he'll make it about it.


Truth.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 13, 2014, 07:48:31 PM
Missed a couple. If I've missed any others feel free to draw attention to them. Note: variations on "do you realize you're white?"  :twisted: have already been answered.

Can you guys put together a short list of the questions you think I'm avoiding? I'll answer them all.

Sedanchair, please tell me how black and white people are different outside of skin color. If you can have white skin and be considered black, what makes a black person a black person and a white person a white person?

get in line, i've been waiting for pages now for him to educate a racist on this one:

Another serious question, what do you think of the fact that Rosi Vo, AKA yellowxperil, creator of the "Racists Getting Fired" tumblr,  is herself a huge racist and hypocrite? Do you share her belief that it's impossible to be racist to white people? Or are you not a retard?

It's hard for racists to understand the whole "minorities can't be racist" idea. Bottom line is, white people are the source of meaningful racism. Meaningful racism is racism that affects communities generationally.

so how does this fit with events like the rodney king riots where blacks antagonized korean shopkeepers for decades and finally culminated on destroying thousands (yes, thousands) of korean businesses? that sounds like racism which affects communities generationally as per your definition.

reposting this so that sedanchair can have the opportunity to educate a racist

still waiting to hear back on this one

White people created the housing policies that led to de facto segregation and tension between the Korean and black communities in LA.

Can you guys put together a short list of the questions you think I'm avoiding? I'll answer them all.

I have a hard time identifying what you think is valuable in between all the sieg heil stuff.
If not your white skin, what makes you black? How do you typically hand-wave away your pigment?

Would you prefer the blood quantum applied to black people?

Why do you think that rioters in ferguson burning down local businesses are good for their community?

I'm sorry, did I say I was black? My father is black, I am multi-racial. Or a mulatto. Or half-nigger. Whatever.

Blood quantum question: no.

Did I say that rioters burning down local businesses is good? No. It's probably better than the alternative of doing nothing and letting the police continue to murder black men, though. The truth is it's irrelevant; if police hadn't taken their eye off the ball to crack down on peaceful protestors, the crazies wouldn't have been able to run through the streets unchecked. The police wanted it to happen, and they created the conditions for it to happen. It may end up working against them though.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Renegade Jew on December 13, 2014, 07:50:34 PM
I remembered being a kid and reading about the word mulatto and thinking "well, that's what I am."

As for my plans to deal with Chinese racism, it's not my culture and therefore not my job. I don't have any plans.

lmao
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Renegade Jew on December 13, 2014, 07:50:54 PM
What do you mark on the census/college applications/grant applications for your volunteer job?

I mark both "Caucasian/White" and "African-American/Black"

lol
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on December 13, 2014, 08:05:13 PM
Hey sedanchair:  does it bother you that even the illiberal sycophants in D&D think you're an insufferable idiot?

Also:  do you realize no one in the entire world believes your biological father was a negro?

Finally:  what, if anything, did/do you study? Do you feel weird about threatening to kill people with your awesome guns?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 13, 2014, 08:13:29 PM
Sedanchair you are white. You posted a picture of your pasty white hand. It is white, you are white. This is no longer up for any sort of discussion. You got busted in a lie, man, just own it.

The question now becomes, are you:

- Seriously mentally ill in some way, and perhaps needing therapy?
- So tied to your internet race lie for e-cred that you just can't let it go?
- Seriously, seriously deluded enough to think everyone is just so stupid that we will eventually look at your pasty white skin and go "Welp he could be half black!"




Sedanchair, the reason I am insisting you own up to your lie is because I am actually actor Don Cheadle. I am. My partner Bridgid Coulter and I frequent D&D and are tired of your lies.

Know I know you are doubting that I am Don Cheadle, but please bear in mind that you are claiming to be not-white. Between the two of us, only one of us has posted a picture disproving their claim.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must get back to reading my script for "Miles Ahead", a movie I am on the set and making right now. Please see it when it comes out.

- Don Cheadle
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on December 13, 2014, 08:16:44 PM
Fuck off nazi; come apply to me, if you ever want to get shot dead.

 :rock: Look at you, actin' all tough. Care to say that shit to a REAL MAN or are you just a bitch ass boy?  :johnwayne:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 13, 2014, 08:18:52 PM
Hey sedanchair:  does it bother you that even the illiberal sycophants in D&D think you're an insufferable idiot?

I actually get fan mail sometimes. Some people get it, others get upset. I am a troll, my purpose is to sow discord.

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Also:  do you realize no one in the entire world believes your biological father was a negro?

He pretty much looked like a much darker version of me.

Quote
Finally:  what, if anything, did/do you study? Do you feel weird about threatening to kill people with your awesome guns?

BA English (writing emphasis), UW 2001

And what are guns for if not to kill nazis?

Fuck off nazi; come apply to me, if you ever want to get shot dead.

 :rock: Look at you, actin' all tough. Care to say that shit to a REAL MAN or are you just a bitch ass boy?  :johnwayne:

But you don't seem to be a nazi. Nazis are really the only people worth threatening with death because they really get a kick out of it.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Professor of Niggerology on December 13, 2014, 08:20:20 PM
this thread is fucking retarded mentally ill homeboy over here will never admit to lying about his nigger father
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on December 13, 2014, 08:25:08 PM
What's the over/under on his mom being really really really fat?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Renegade Jew on December 13, 2014, 08:34:11 PM
I actually get fan mail sometimes.

screencap and post it here
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sub-base turf sniffing boner diarist on December 13, 2014, 08:42:28 PM
Preferably with your ghostly pale hand in frame again.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on December 13, 2014, 08:49:30 PM
Well, thanks sedanchair, I've got my recommended daily allowance of completely unbelievable bullshit now.  Have a nice day, cracker.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on December 13, 2014, 08:54:30 PM
this thread is fucking retarded mentally ill homeboy over here will never admit to lying about his nigger father

You guys are being clowned by sedanchair. SEDANCHAIR :myecred:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 13, 2014, 08:56:40 PM
Well, thanks sedanchair, I've got my recommended daily allowance of completely unbelievable bullshit now.  Have a nice day, cracker.

Yeah, normally I'd have abandoned this thread at page 2, but it occurred to me that I haven't seen someone hang this tenaciously to a stupid and pointless lie since like 5th grade. I joked about it earlier, but this really is like warm remembrances of some friendless faggot telling stories about his canadian girlfriend or uncle at nintendo or whatever unverifiable shit. The smartest of us liked to sit and milk the lie just to see how absurd it would get.

Even the nerdiest of faggots abandoned that sort of thing past college, and abandoned it even quicker in the facebook age of everyone knows everything. In the 888 vidja justice thread we all lolled about some dude cosplaying as his own girlfriend for months upon months. This is at about that level.

It is p much getting to re-live the magic of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdaEdDdtAsA
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on December 13, 2014, 09:29:03 PM
Hey SedanChair.

I've got a black ancestor. But I don't look black at all.

Should I claim POC status?

Your call.

lmfao  :facepalm:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Martin Looter King on December 13, 2014, 10:54:43 PM
SedanChair is a faggot cracker, but I'll give him credit for actually providing (shitty) answers to our goony fucking questions.  I wish more GBS faggots would have the balls to post here so that we could mock them in person.

Also, I noticed you used past tense when talking about your father.  Is that because he is dead(pbuh) or is it because he actually is a shine and didn't stick around?  If the latter is true, then I might be coming round to your blackness story.  Hopefully your dick is blacker than your hand.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Psycho Dad on December 13, 2014, 10:55:58 PM
Are you a person of color, sedanchair?

And no, you haven't answered this particular question.

I think that's a stupid term. Everybody is a color.


AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA get the fuck outta here you honkey cracker whitebread chickenshit. You're so Caucasian that you drink lager and piss Earl Grey tea.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: muslim batman on December 14, 2014, 12:22:56 AM
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No. It's probably better than the alternative of doing nothing and letting the police continue to murder black men, though. The truth is it's irrelevant; if police hadn't taken their eye off the ball to crack down on peaceful protestors, the crazies wouldn't have been able to run through the streets unchecked. The police wanted it to happen, and they created the conditions for it to happen. It may end up working against them though.
There is no reason the police want a riot to go unchecked. Even keeping it in check won't save face; protecting their community will turn into stock clips of police brutality for future unrest propaganda--assuming they even have the manpower to contain it.

And is it better than doing nothing? A mob is hardly the most rational decision making body. It has measurable harmful effects on their own community, and obfuscates a more legitimate case of improving police accountability with a racial slant--meanwhile collecting the worst examples of victims to defend. A lot of yarn has been spun over what is going on in Ferguson, and the only way I see a narrative kept straight is by plugging your ears and shutting your eyes to the evidence and testimony.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: As a white male I on December 14, 2014, 09:52:34 AM
Your identifying as black is about the same as an average troon smelling their ball sweat and identifying as a woman.

I'm of nordic descent with nothing but Finns and Swedes in my bloodline (as confirmed by an actual genealogy  :smug: ), and my skin is darker than yours, you dense motherfucker.

Fuck off nazi; come apply to me, if you ever want to get shot dead.

Unlike D&D, this is a civilized forum. Please refrain from spewing racist death threats, TIA.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on December 14, 2014, 01:09:34 PM
Thats especially funny from SedenChair considering he's argued that its preferable to let criminals rob your home instead of shooting them dead with guns due to supposed racist connotations attached to said murder with a gun. He's always been trashing white gun owners—oh
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Obese-n-Triggered on December 14, 2014, 01:58:36 PM
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Finally:  what, if anything, did/do you study? Do you feel weird about threatening to kill people with your awesome guns?

BA English (writing emphasis), UW 2001

And what are guns for if not to kill nazis?

Maybe to protect yourself against violent criminals?
http://www.wnd.com/2013/02/seattle-in-denial-about-black-mobs/
http://www.seattle.gov/police/crime/13_Stats/2013_Major_Crimes.pdf
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 14, 2014, 02:48:19 PM
Your identifying as black is about the same as an average troon smelling their ball sweat and identifying as a woman.

I'm of nordic descent with nothing but Finns and Swedes in my bloodline (as confirmed by an actual genealogy  :smug: ), and my skin is darker than yours, you dense motherfucker.

Fuck off nazi; come apply to me, if you ever want to get shot dead.

Unlike D&D, this is a civilized forum. Please refrain from spewing racist death threats, TIA.

If it was civilized you wouldn't be in it, nazi. Come; come and apply, or follow your leader.

Thats especially funny from SedenChair considering he's argued that its preferable to let criminals rob your home instead of shooting them dead with guns due to supposed racist connotations attached to said murder with a gun. He's always been trashing white gun owners—oh

You aren't really understanding the nuance it seems--not surprising! I am all about shooting criminals in the home if it looks like your life is in danger. If it looks like you're perfectly safe but your property is being stolen, lethal force is inappropriate.

In any case, lethal force is always appropriate where nazis are concerned; them being alive is deadly aggression.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on December 14, 2014, 03:12:01 PM
Apply to real (white) nigger Sedanchair, and he will make your thought toy as well as your life
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: fight the matriarchy on December 14, 2014, 03:19:48 PM
Fuck off nazi; come apply to me, if you ever want to get shot dead.
/
(http://i.imgur.com/MjnOrr1.png)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: amulet of faggotry +2 on December 14, 2014, 03:31:55 PM
lmao
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Bloodmouth Carnist on December 14, 2014, 03:32:30 PM
 
I am all about shooting criminals in the home if it looks like your life is in danger. If it looks like you're perfectly safe but your property is being stolen, lethal force is inappropriate.

In any case, lethal force is always appropriate where nazis are concerned; them being alive is deadly aggression.

 :ultlibrage: Disagreeing with me on the internet is a hate crime! I had to shoot in self-defense of my e-cred!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Carbpoole on December 14, 2014, 03:39:07 PM
So, Sedanchair, do you see Nazis everywhere around you when you go outside? :drew:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on December 14, 2014, 03:43:07 PM
Thats especially funny from SedenChair considering he's argued that its preferable to let criminals rob your home instead of shooting them dead with guns due to supposed racist connotations attached to said murder with a gun. He's always been trashing white gun owners—oh

You aren't really understanding the nuance it seems--not surprising! I am all about shooting criminals in the home if it looks like your life is in danger. If it looks like you're perfectly safe but your property is being stolen, lethal force is inappropriate.

Except thats not what you've repeatedly said throughout your self-loathing shitposting career.

In any case, lethal force is always appropriate where nazis are concerned; them being alive is deadly aggression.

Again this is especially cute considering you could easily pass as one.  :stewart:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on December 14, 2014, 03:52:33 PM
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on December 14, 2014, 03:54:38 PM
Your identifying as black is about the same as an average troon smelling their ball sweat and identifying as a woman.

I'm of nordic descent with nothing but Finns and Swedes in my bloodline (as confirmed by an actual genealogy  :smug: ), and my skin is darker than yours, you dense motherfucker.

Fuck off nazi; come apply to me, if you ever want to get shot dead.

Unlike D&D, this is a civilized forum. Please refrain from spewing racist death threats, TIA.

If it was civilized you wouldn't be in it, nazi. Come; come and apply, or follow your leader.

Thats especially funny from SedenChair considering he's argued that its preferable to let criminals rob your home instead of shooting them dead with guns due to supposed racist connotations attached to said murder with a gun. He's always been trashing white gun owners—oh

You aren't really understanding the nuance it seems--not surprising! I am all about shooting criminals in the home if it looks like your life is in danger. If it looks like you're perfectly safe but your property is being stolen, lethal force is inappropriate.

In any case, lethal force is always appropriate where nazis are concerned; them being alive is deadly aggression.

I enjoy how you are throwing all your weight at a guy the farthest away from you.

 :nixon:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Big Robot Lover 69 on December 14, 2014, 04:01:30 PM
So, how do you justify yourself applying what is basically the "one drop rule" in the year of our lord 2014? If you look white, and can pass for white, how are you not a beneficiary of white privilege?

As for my plans to deal with Chinese racism, it's not my culture and therefore not my job. I don't have any plans.
Did you feel the same about apartheid as you do about the oppression of Uyghur, Lhoba, and other chinese minorities.

White people created the housing policies that led to de facto segregation and tension between the Korean and black communities in LA.
Are you saying that blacks turning on their korean neighbors was due to zoning laws? Do you feel that this robs the protesters of their agency and is very similar to a lot of white nationalist rhetoric?

Thanks!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Troonius_Maximus on December 14, 2014, 04:41:39 PM
THIS WHOLE THREAD TRIGGERS ME  YOU ALL NEED TO CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, RACE ISN'T THE SAME THING AS RACE
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: VFW on December 14, 2014, 05:13:52 PM
Fuck off nazi; come apply to me, if you ever want to get shot dead.
/
(http://i.imgur.com/MjnOrr1.png)

Look at that palm fat bunching around the wrist. If you worked out your body the way you work your mouth around nigger cock, sedentary-chair, you probably wouldn't have such sausage fingers.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on December 14, 2014, 05:27:50 PM
Fuck off nazi; come apply to me, if you ever want to get shot dead.
/
(http://i.imgur.com/MjnOrr1.png)

Look at that palm fat bunching around the wrist. If you worked out your body the way you work your mouth around nigger cock, sedentary-chair, you probably wouldn't have such sausage fingers.

I was gonna comment on this. It takes a special kind of pudgy fat in order to just see part of the hand and wrist and immediately think 'damn, that's one fat honky'
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: As a white male I on December 14, 2014, 05:40:04 PM
I enjoy how you are throwing all your weight at a guy the farthest away from you.

 :nixon:

It's pretty amusing yeah. These must be the most inefficient death threats I've ever received, and that's counting the teenagers on Xbox live.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on December 14, 2014, 05:53:15 PM
Any of you all watch the old Ali G stuff? Thought it was hilarious the way he would try and shut someone down with a "it's becuz I is black rite?"
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on December 14, 2014, 06:04:29 PM
I enjoy how you are throwing all your weight at a guy the farthest away from you.

 :nixon:

Dropped from height that much weight will splatter pretty far.

Not that Smug should be scared or anything, but bloody blubber stains are a pain to clean.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Cantankerous Old Nigger on December 14, 2014, 06:35:45 PM
lmao SedanChair, I bet you can't even practice proper breath control.  :lolno: And rioting a better alternative to doing nothing? Shut your privileged honkey ass the fuck up, only a dumb ass suburban retard that's had everything given to him on a silverplatter would think that.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Gender Fluids on December 14, 2014, 06:41:41 PM
Fuck off nazi; come apply to me, if you ever want to get shot dead.
/
(http://i.imgur.com/MjnOrr1.png)

Look at that palm fat bunching around the wrist. If you worked out your body the way you work your mouth around nigger cock, sedentary-chair, you probably wouldn't have such sausage fingers.

I was gonna comment on this. It takes a special kind of pudgy fat in order to just see part of the hand and wrist and immediately think 'damn, that's one fat honky'

ya thats 300+ easy
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on December 14, 2014, 07:05:58 PM
So, how do you justify yourself applying what is basically the "one drop rule" in the year of our lord 2014? If you look white, and can pass for white, how are you not a beneficiary of white privilege?

To avoid any embarrassing misunderstandings and to keep from accidentally accruing any privilege, he must announce his claim of blackness every time he enters a room. Also whenever he leaves the house he has to yell it every 30 seconds the way you make noise as you go when you think there are bears around.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Hugh Woattmeigh on December 14, 2014, 07:12:57 PM
So, how do you justify yourself applying what is basically the "one drop rule" in the year of our lord 2014? If you look white, and can pass for white, how are you not a beneficiary of white privilege?

To avoid any embarrassing misunderstandings and to keep from accidentally accruing any privilege, he must announce his claim of blackness every time he enters a room. Also whenever he leaves the house he has to yell it every 30 seconds the way you make noise as you go when you think there are bears around.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHwGnGrm_k
So this, except sung by a white dude.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on December 14, 2014, 07:27:35 PM
Do you talk during movies at the theater, cedarchest?

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on December 14, 2014, 07:38:54 PM
really the focus need to move away from the obviously white color of his skin, to just how much fat its covering
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Concerned Pyschologist on December 14, 2014, 08:58:28 PM
The biggest indicator sedanchair is full of shit is that he hasn't tried to refute everyone by simply posting pictures of himself and his pa. The temptation to "own" a bunch of nazis (I guess posting on this forum makes you one...? Bad news for Sedanchair...) would be too great for one of these shrill jackasses to ignore. If there are videos floating around of him, you can't make a claim to be afraid of doxxing because apparently images of yourself are readily available all over the Internet.

Honestly, I don't think Sedan Chair directly said "As a black man I," or anything close to that. He just made many references to his black uncle who works at Nintendo and let people infer that he himself was black. The proof is with the number of people over at SA who thought he was black.

"Lying? I'm not lying.  :smug: Deceit? What the fuck does that word mean?"

Only reason he's twisting around with this is because a) he enjoys the attention and b) he's some BrooklynBruiser looking motherfucker. Fat, white ruddy chipmunk cheeked motherfucker. He can't quash it because the easiest way to do so is the easiest way to discredit his black ass.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Beaver Patrol on December 14, 2014, 09:45:34 PM
He pretty much looked like a much darker version of me.

So something like this?

(http://i.imgur.com/v41VztF.jpg)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 14, 2014, 09:55:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn2eDyaq3mQ

I want to believe...

These things literally do not have souls. Too drunk to make a joke or a cute little song or whatever. I know we joke 'haha nigs is animals' and such but for real, these things, semi-humans or whatever you wanna call them, don't have souls. If you're a mega-atheist and all thats fine, but there is something that lives even deep within the scummiest human ever that will lead them to even the flimsiest grasp of empathy for humanity or the tortured existence of some.

The most desperate of drug addicted white/spic thug will kick a victim until they give up the money, and then run. These things. I don't even want to glorify them by calling them their 'reclaimed' term. They aren't even savages. If you look into history, the native tribes that were sometimes called 'savages', or almost any group labeled that term in the last millennium, at least had a plausible or defensible explanation for their behavior.

Again, shithoused here, but like, if you view them based on purely behavior, and the government programs instituted to cage, quell, localize, and minimize their behavior, they are literally like very smart loose zoo animals. They congregate and adhere to the most base instincts, have a loose grasp on language not unlike koko the gorilla.

I feell  blessed to be so young in an age where I will see the continued denial and ultimate reckoning of this shit.

PS crossposting to the sedanchair thread because he has spent a decade pretending to be a subhuman.,
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Professor of Niggerology on December 14, 2014, 10:02:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn2eDyaq3mQ

I want to believe...

These things literally do not have souls. Too drunk to make a joke or a cute little song or whatever. I know we joke 'haha nigs is animals' and such but for real, these things, semi-humans or whatever you wanna call them, don't have souls. If you're a mega-atheist and all thats fine, but there is something that lives even deep within the scummiest human ever that will lead them to even the flimsiest grasp of empathy for humanity or the tortured existence of some.

The most desperate of drug addicted white/spic thug will kick a victim until they give up the money, and then run. These things. I don't even want to glorify them by calling them their 'reclaimed' term. They aren't even savages. If you look into history, the native tribes that were sometimes called 'savages', or almost any group labeled that term in the last millennium, at least had a plausible or defensible explanation for their behavior.

Again, shithoused here, but like, if you view them based on purely behavior, and the government programs instituted to cage, quell, localize, and minimize their behavior, they are literally like very smart loose zoo animals. They congregate and adhere to the most base instincts, have a loose grasp on language not unlike koko the gorilla.

I feell  blessed to be so young in an age where I will see the continued denial and ultimate reckoning of this shit.

PS crossposting to the sedanchair thread because he has spent a decade pretending to be a subhuman.,
spics are way more disgusting and savage than niggers, see any cartel video.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on December 15, 2014, 12:31:04 AM
spics are way more disgusting and savage than niggers, see any cartel video.

They do that stuff because of business.  They don't do it randomly like blacks
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: neat on December 15, 2014, 01:11:32 AM

Fuck off nazi; come apply to me, if you ever want to get shot dead.


Not all fascists are National Socialists my ofay friend :judy:

There are many different types of fascism, all of which are better than our current form of soft-communist, democratic, unitary government.  :geithner:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on December 15, 2014, 01:13:16 AM
spics are way more disgusting and savage than niggers

EL OH fucking EL.  :rock: :lolno:  :facepalm:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on December 15, 2014, 08:16:25 AM
Your identifying as black is about the same as an average troon smelling their ball sweat and identifying as a woman.

I'm of nordic descent with nothing but Finns and Swedes in my bloodline (as confirmed by an actual genealogy  :smug: ), and my skin is darker than yours, you dense motherfucker.

Fuck off nazi; come apply to me, if you ever want to get shot dead.

Unlike D&D, this is a civilized forum. Please refrain from spewing racist death threats, TIA.

If it was civilized you wouldn't be in it, nazi. Come; come and apply, or follow your leader.

Thats especially funny from SedenChair considering he's argued that its preferable to let criminals rob your home instead of shooting them dead with guns due to supposed racist connotations attached to said murder with a gun. He's always been trashing white gun owners—oh

You aren't really understanding the nuance it seems--not surprising! I am all about shooting criminals in the home if it looks like your life is in danger. If it looks like you're perfectly safe but your property is being stolen, lethal force is inappropriate.

In any case, lethal force is always appropriate where nazis are concerned; them being alive is deadly aggression.
you should really look up the nazi party positions and then shoot yourself immediately because you being alive is deadly aggression.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on December 15, 2014, 10:06:13 AM
In any case, lethal force is always appropriate where nazis are concerned; them being alive is deadly aggression.


this but unironically with communists


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Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: blasting_asshole on December 15, 2014, 11:39:43 AM
Can you guys put together a short list of the questions you think I'm avoiding? I'll answer them all.

I seriously wanna hear about the times you've personally been oppressed, in real life, by a white man, for being black.

And I do mean personally. Please recount the times in which someone has called you a nigger or said something racist towards you, personally. I can't emphasize "personally" enough because I know that if I didn't, you'd reply with some bullshit about society or "I was personally effected by the Michael Brown shooting."

No. It has to be YOU. It has to be an experience in which a white man singles you out in order to insult your blackness.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Rape Artist on December 15, 2014, 01:12:59 PM
sedanchair what is your height and weight?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on December 15, 2014, 02:35:08 PM
spics are way more disgusting and savage than niggers, see any cartel video.

They do that stuff because of business.  They don't do it randomly like blacks

Randomly beating up and robbing people IS their business though. No points for you.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on December 15, 2014, 02:55:17 PM
I'm going through the UVA rape thread from the beginning because I am enjoying goons being so outraged by the rape, knowing full well eventually it will come out to be shown to be a fake.

Anyway, the amount of utter high falutin BULLSHIT that ultra-white SedanChair posts is absurd. He posts like a driveby shooting (which probably plays well with his e-cred narrative), coming in, dropping a "witty" one-liner or some sort of condascending pile of shit that he thinks will make him seem smarter, and then disappears, all the while thinking, "Heh, I got them, but good."
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 15, 2014, 03:41:09 PM
lmao SedanChair, I bet you can't even practice proper breath control.  :lolno: And rioting a better alternative to doing nothing? Shut your privileged honkey ass the fuck up, only a dumb ass suburban retard that's had everything given to him on a silverplatter would think that.

But you seem primarily concerned with niggerdeath fantasies. Perhaps it's you who are the most worthless?

I'm going through the UVA rape thread from the beginning because I am enjoying goons being so outraged by the rape, knowing full well eventually it will come out to be shown to be a fake.

Anyway, the amount of utter high falutin BULLSHIT that ultra-white SedanChair posts is absurd. He posts like a driveby shooting (which probably plays well with his e-cred narrative), coming in, dropping a "witty" one-liner or some sort of condascending pile of shit that he thinks will make him seem smarter, and then disappears, all the while thinking, "Heh, I got them, but good."

It's working here, to the point where the smarter among you are begging others to stop posting in this thread.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: As a white male I on December 15, 2014, 03:51:31 PM
I for one wouldn't be posting in this thread did I not find it extremely amusing.

So please, do carry on with your ineffectual death threats and racist calling of a black man worhtless, you wonderful, crazy, 300-pound cracka  :allears:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: blasting_asshole on December 15, 2014, 05:01:41 PM
SedanChair, I've asked you about 5 times now to post stories about the times you've personally been slandered/oppressed by a white person, IRL.

You have a lot to say about experiencing racism and oppression, so I wanna hear about it. It can't be something that happened to someone else, in front of you. It can't be stories about people posting racist shit on the internet. It has to be real life racism directed at YOU.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 15, 2014, 05:05:39 PM
SedanChair, I've asked you about 5 times now to post stories about the times you've personally been slandered/oppressed by a white person, IRL.

You have a lot to say about experiencing racism and oppression, so I wanna hear about it. It can't be something that happened to someone else, in front of you. It can't be stories about people posting racist shit on the internet. It has to be real life racism directed at YOU.

But that's the point, as I have specifically pointed out many times--in fact it's almost the only context on the forum in which I mention my ethnicity. I don't face it. I saw my friends and family face it, but I never did. And among whites, who didn't know my background, I learned what they say when blacks are present and when they are not.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Renegade Jew on December 15, 2014, 05:13:10 PM
SedanChair, I've asked you about 5 times now to post stories about the times you've personally been slandered/oppressed by a white person, IRL.

You have a lot to say about experiencing racism and oppression, so I wanna hear about it. It can't be something that happened to someone else, in front of you. It can't be stories about people posting racist shit on the internet. It has to be real life racism directed at YOU.

But that's the point, as I have specifically pointed out many times--in fact it's almost the only context on the forum in which I mention my ethnicity. I don't face it. I saw my friends and family face it, but I never did. And among whites, who didn't know my background, I learned what they say when blacks are present and when they are not.

so in other words you're full of shit
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Rape Artist on December 15, 2014, 05:30:13 PM
sedanchair what is your height and weight
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on December 15, 2014, 05:33:44 PM
Anyway, the amount of utter high falutin BULLSHIT that ultra-white SedanChair posts is absurd. He posts like a driveby shooting (which probably plays well with his e-cred narrative), coming in, dropping a "witty" one-liner or some sort of condascending pile of shit that he thinks will make him seem smarter, and then disappears, all the while thinking, "Heh, I got them, but good."

It's working here, to the point where the smarter among you are begging others to stop posting in this thread.

And here we see another masterful debate tactic that is a pro move and not at all a cheap tactic to sow division among your opposition.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Psycho Dad on December 15, 2014, 05:39:12 PM
so in other words you're full of shit

You have all of my +1s dear sir.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on December 15, 2014, 05:54:09 PM
sedanchair what is your height and weight
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 15, 2014, 06:17:50 PM
Anyway, the amount of utter high falutin BULLSHIT that ultra-white SedanChair posts is absurd. He posts like a driveby shooting (which probably plays well with his e-cred narrative), coming in, dropping a "witty" one-liner or some sort of condascending pile of shit that he thinks will make him seem smarter, and then disappears, all the while thinking, "Heh, I got them, but good."

It's working here, to the point where the smarter among you are begging others to stop posting in this thread.


And here we see another masterful debate tactic that is a pro move and not at all a cheap tactic to sow division among your opposition.


I bet he's got SS bookmarked as "Toychest". He's so damn crafty!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: posting ironically on December 15, 2014, 06:32:23 PM
SoSe has finally been torn apart by the ultimate, sorry, PENULTIMATE puppet master.  Turn in your posting cards, boys.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on December 15, 2014, 06:39:25 PM
And among whites, who didn't know my background, I learned what they say when blacks are present and when they are not.

They're only speaking the truth brother.  :reagan:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: posting ironically on December 15, 2014, 06:41:12 PM
sedanchair what is your height and weight
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 15, 2014, 06:42:36 PM
sedanchair what is your height and weight
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Concerned Pyschologist on December 15, 2014, 07:03:08 PM
SedanChair, I've asked you about 5 times now to post stories about the times you've personally been slandered/oppressed by a white person, IRL.

You have a lot to say about experiencing racism and oppression, so I wanna hear about it. It can't be something that happened to someone else, in front of you. It can't be stories about people posting racist shit on the internet. It has to be real life racism directed at YOU.

But that's the point, as I have specifically pointed out many times--in fact it's almost the only context on the forum in which I mention my ethnicity. I don't face it. I saw my friends and family face it, but I never did. And among whites, who didn't know my background, I learned what they say when blacks are present and when they are not.

You'll note that Sedan Chair has gone from talking about his family and is now including "friends" to try and slide the goalposts a little further down the road.

"What? No. No one in my family has experienced racism or oppression. My family are what you would call white allies to the black community. One time a guy said "nigger" instead of the more culturally accepted "nigga" when quoting a line from a rap song and, let me tell you, my black friend that wasn't actually party to the conversation but was in close vicinity was uncomfortable at this institutionalized form of racism. Why the fuck do you think my family has been victims of racism?"
:say:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qy89eBDuFNA/ULE-nc7pdsI/AAAAAAAABJA/sxWcVvnXd5c/s640/Family+Sitting+web.jpg)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: nothere on December 15, 2014, 07:36:46 PM
used to work with a bunch of black guys who didn't give a shit if i said nigger
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SooperPooper on December 15, 2014, 08:04:59 PM
sedanchair what is your height and weight

????
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on December 15, 2014, 08:27:28 PM
SedanChair, are you more attracted to whites or off-whites?

Are you offended that Zeitgeist hits black women during sex?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on December 15, 2014, 08:52:05 PM
Can you guys put together a short list of the questions you think I'm avoiding? I'll answer them all.

I have a hard time identifying what you think is valuable in between all the sieg heil stuff.

:supermegasmug:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Big Robot Lover 69 on December 15, 2014, 09:14:18 PM
So, how do you justify yourself applying what is basically the "one drop rule" in the year of our lord 2014? If you look white, and can pass for white, how are you not a beneficiary of white privilege?

As for my plans to deal with Chinese racism, it's not my culture and therefore not my job. I don't have any plans.
Did you feel the same about apartheid as you do about the oppression of Uyghur, Lhoba, and other chinese minorities.

White people created the housing policies that led to de facto segregation and tension between the Korean and black communities in LA.
Are you saying that blacks turning on their korean neighbors was due to zoning laws? Do you feel that this robs the protesters of their agency and is very similar to a lot of white nationalist rhetoric?

Thanks!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Aran on December 15, 2014, 10:07:25 PM
SedanChair you are a stupid nigger regardless of race.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: blasting_asshole on December 16, 2014, 10:26:26 AM
SedanChair, I've asked you about 5 times now to post stories about the times you've personally been slandered/oppressed by a white person, IRL.

You have a lot to say about experiencing racism and oppression, so I wanna hear about it. It can't be something that happened to someone else, in front of you. It can't be stories about people posting racist shit on the internet. It has to be real life racism directed at YOU.

But that's the point, as I have specifically pointed out many times--in fact it's almost the only context on the forum in which I mention my ethnicity. I don't face it. I saw my friends and family face it, but I never did. And among whites, who didn't know my background, I learned what they say when blacks are present and when they are not.

Fantastic now for a yes/no. No fancy wordplay or hit and run posting. If you wanna elaborate, please do so directly after posting either "Yes" or "No."

Have you personally ever been the victim of anti-black, racism in real life? Have you ever been insulted or denied by anyone, for being black, in real life? Yes or no?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on December 16, 2014, 12:03:56 PM
SedanChair, are you a mole for the black community?

Since you're white, you integrate into the white community, carefully and silently learning our ways, how we speak and act, especially when "those blacks" aren't around. We accept you because you're white and so are we, and we have no reason to doubt your caucasian-ness.

But then, AHA! You pull your mask off, to reveal. . . an even whiter person, but wait! You're actually black! (Or high yellow, as you call it) And you skitter off toward your people, with a treasure trove of information about what white people say and do whenever blacks aren't around.

Also, feel free to come over to this forum and post since you've been probated on the progressive SA forums
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on December 16, 2014, 12:05:37 PM
Stop giving SedanChair attention, faggots.








Close this shameful thread
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 16, 2014, 08:33:01 PM
It really is a shame isn't it? For all of you.

I'm 6'1" and oh boy, these days I'm up around 270. I'm deffo fat
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on December 16, 2014, 08:36:55 PM
Quote from: SedanchairSpeak
6'1" and 270 pounds
Quote from: Reality
5'9" and 300 pounds
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Renegade Jew on December 16, 2014, 08:50:39 PM
It really is a shame isn't it? For all of you.

I'm 6'1" and oh boy, these days I'm up around 270. I'm deffo fat

(http://i.imgur.com/vQGbOno.png)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on December 16, 2014, 08:54:26 PM
If he didn't lie, he's morbidly obese.
He obviously lied, and a death fat.

You don't get fucking wrists so fat without being made up of at least 40% fat
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SooperPooper on December 16, 2014, 09:13:20 PM
I'm sure it's all muscle. he's not done cutting down to comp weight, wrist fat is the last to go
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: posting ironically on December 16, 2014, 09:13:53 PM
Just owning national socialists in between wheezing gasps from the exertion of too many consecutive key strokes.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 16, 2014, 09:24:41 PM
Sedanchair, if you found out someone white was claiming to be non-white online purely for the purpose of giving their arguments more merit, what would your opinion of such behavior be? What would your opinion of that person be?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on December 16, 2014, 09:39:21 PM
this is literally sedanchair

Quote
your thoughts *wheezes* are my hap *wheezes* happy meals toy
                                                                                            :say:
(http://i.imgur.com/YMPEdzG.jpg)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on December 17, 2014, 02:53:15 AM
Quote from: SedanChair" post="438778788
Could you try not to be such a fucking dupe? Thanks.

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PROBATION   12/13/14 09:49am   SedanChair          "Report reason: Always bad posting" Well I can't disagree with that. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.         XyloJW     XyloJW

Even D&D is telling this worthless faggot to fuck off again.  :stewart:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on December 17, 2014, 07:05:19 AM
The fat shaming is so lazy.

Of all the things to make fun of this turd about, I think him being fat is way too easy. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Or unarmed black angel children. Take your pick.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Gender Swapped Dinosaur on December 17, 2014, 08:35:34 AM

Fat jokes? On my niggerdeath messageboard?

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on December 17, 2014, 08:51:32 AM
lmao SedanChair, I bet you can't even practice proper breath control.  :lolno: And rioting a better alternative to doing nothing? Shut your privileged honkey ass the fuck up, only a dumb ass suburban retard that's had everything given to him on a silverplatter would think that.

But you seem primarily concerned with niggerdeath fantasies. Perhaps it's you who are the most worthless?

I'm going through the UVA rape thread from the beginning because I am enjoying goons being so outraged by the rape, knowing full well eventually it will come out to be shown to be a fake.

Anyway, the amount of utter high falutin BULLSHIT that ultra-white SedanChair posts is absurd. He posts like a driveby shooting (which probably plays well with his e-cred narrative), coming in, dropping a "witty" one-liner or some sort of condascending pile of shit that he thinks will make him seem smarter, and then disappears, all the while thinking, "Heh, I got them, but good."

It's working here, to the point where the smarter among you are begging others to stop posting in this thread.
Look mommy!  There's a puppet master up in the sky!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Cantankerous Old Nigger on December 17, 2014, 09:13:21 AM
lmao Sedanchair, you're the faggot that actually cried race war. Why can't you dumb lefties ever fucking stick to your convictions?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on December 17, 2014, 09:19:52 AM
I'm just here because I like puppet shows.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Chael P Sonnen on December 17, 2014, 12:14:33 PM
The fat shaming is so lazy.

Of all the things to make fun of this turd about, I think him being fat is way too easy. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Or unarmed black angel children. Take your pick.

this post sounds fat, hth
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Mossad Assassin on December 17, 2014, 12:25:04 PM
Really, I can understand half your niggershines, but one thing I can't understand for the life of me.

(http://i.imgur.com/PEWq4nx.jpg)

Why the FUCK did you do this?

a little late to this huge thread but i saw this picture.

this is the worst of his transgressions.  i bet you that he covets it, too.  fucking moron.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Rape Artist on December 17, 2014, 01:58:54 PM
The fat shaming is so lazy.

Of all the things to make fun of this turd about, I think him being fat is way too easy. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Or unarmed black angel children. Take your pick.

aran alt spotted
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on December 17, 2014, 03:38:30 PM
Really, I can understand half your niggershines, but one thing I can't understand for the life of me.

(http://i.imgur.com/PEWq4nx.jpg)

Why the FUCK did you do this?

a little late to this huge thread but i saw this picture.

this is the worst of his transgressions.  i bet you that he covets it, too.  fucking moron.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: EaglesDick on December 17, 2014, 03:41:21 PM
jesus christ it was innocent
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: VFW on December 17, 2014, 03:44:54 PM
Looks like the rare AK-Pistol Fag model.

Hopefully sedentary-chair uses it on himself after being rejected by the NAACP. :smug:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on December 17, 2014, 04:24:32 PM
He doesn't have a slave to beat, so the poor underfolder has to make do.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Cantankerous Old Nigger on December 17, 2014, 06:59:23 PM
Really, I can understand half your niggershines, but one thing I can't understand for the life of me.

(http://i.imgur.com/PEWq4nx.jpg)

Why the FUCK did you do this?

a little late to this huge thread but i saw this picture.

this is the worst of his transgressions.  i bet you that he covets it, too.  fucking moron.

To be fair, a lot of kalashnikovs have ass sights.

But, real talk sedanchair. Why would you mount a light on a top rail? You've already put some dough into that piece, you should invest a little more and get another rail to mount on the side or find a clamp for the barrel where you can mount that light on. Where it's mounted right now is just gonna fuck with your sight picture.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on December 17, 2014, 07:07:35 PM
Could be just a trick of the camera and not a problem. But why am I not surprised he has a commie rifle too? And put a rail+stuff on it?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Monostats Infected Scrotum on December 17, 2014, 08:15:28 PM
I just took one look at that shittly put together AK, and I'm starting to believe sedanchair may be a dumbass nigger after all.

I mean, hell, even I know you don't put a light right in front of telescopic sight unless you want the sight to be fucking useless........but then again there is a reason they call dumb shit sedanchair does "nigger rigging".
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on December 17, 2014, 08:21:17 PM
picatinny picaninny rail
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: nunya on December 17, 2014, 10:59:12 PM
That looks like a shitty aimpoint knockoff 1x red dot but wtf why is that flashlight mount their blocking half of the window
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on December 17, 2014, 11:04:41 PM
Like a true nigger, sedanchair mounted the sights on the side of the gun.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on December 18, 2014, 01:22:22 AM
Like a true nigger, sedanchair mounted the sights on the side of the gun.

Well how else are you gonna use the sights when you're holding it sideways, the way cool people hold guns?
:jesse:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 18, 2014, 08:13:11 AM
Quote from: SedanChair" post="438778788
Could you try not to be such a fucking dupe? Thanks.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Quote
PROBATION   12/13/14 09:49am   SedanChair          "Report reason: Always bad posting" Well I can't disagree with that. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.         XyloJW     XyloJW

Even D&D is telling this worthless faggot to fuck off again.  :stewart:


Sedanchair got run over by probation
Posting like a fag on Christmas eve
You can say he's lying 'bout his black dad
But as for ~*no one ever*~, they believe
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on December 18, 2014, 10:46:09 AM
Quote from: SedanChair" post="438778788
Could you try not to be such a fucking dupe? Thanks.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Quote
PROBATION   12/13/14 09:49am   SedanChair          "Report reason: Always bad posting" Well I can't disagree with that. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.         XyloJW     XyloJW

Even D&D is telling this worthless faggot to fuck off again.  :stewart:


Sedanchair got run over by probation
Posting like a fag on Christmas eve
You can say he's lying 'bout his black dad
But as for ~*no one ever*~, they believe
Somehow I knew right away what tune to read it to.  Nicely done.

Also lol fake nigger shitty rifle idiot probated dunce eat a dick.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Justice Dredd on December 18, 2014, 11:01:39 AM
Can you guys put together a short list of the questions you think I'm avoiding? I'll answer them all.

here's one I've reposted three times:

Another serious question, what do you think of the fact that Rosi Vo, AKA yellowxperil, creator of the "Racists Getting Fired" tumblr,  is herself a huge racist and hypocrite? Do you share her belief that it's impossible to be racist to white people? Or are you not a retard?

It's hard for racists to understand the whole "minorities can't be racist" idea. Bottom line is, white people are the source of meaningful racism. Meaningful racism is racism that affects communities generationally.

so how does this fit with events like the rodney king riots where blacks antagonized korean shopkeepers for decades and finally culminated on destroying thousands (yes, thousands) of korean businesses? that sounds like racism which affects communities generationally as per your definition.

reposting this so that sedanchair can have the opportunity to educate a racist

still waiting to hear back on this one
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on December 18, 2014, 01:14:54 PM
Could be just a trick of the camera and not a problem. But why am I not surprised he has a commie rifle too? And put a rail+stuff on it?

I also have commie rifles.

But no ghetto wood. I refinish my shit.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Oogploont Woozoord on December 19, 2014, 03:14:52 AM
Sedanchair:

Are you married ? Kids? Gay? Virgin? Trans? Gay married? Do you identify as a lesbiaN?
How do your partners respond when you tell them you're black?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: As a white male I on December 19, 2014, 05:22:50 AM
Sedanchair:

Are you married ? Kids? Gay? Virgin? Trans? Gay married? Do you identify as a lesbiaN?
How do your partners respond when you tell them you're black?

( ) Straight
( ) Gay
(x) Goon

 :jesse:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on December 19, 2014, 09:06:27 AM
SedanChair, do you ever get the urge to pull yourself over?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: hair sniffing boner diary on December 19, 2014, 12:49:53 PM
Sedanchair:

Are you married ? Kids? Gay? Virgin? Trans? Gay married? Do you identify as a lesbiaN?
How do your partners respond when you tell them you're black?

The ultimate standardized test- a ruler.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Martin Looter King on December 19, 2014, 01:10:07 PM
Sedanchair:

Are you married ? Kids? Gay? Virgin? Trans? Gay married? Do you identify as a lesbiaN?
How do your partners respond when you tell them you're black?

The ultimate standardized test- a ruler.

SedanChair:  It is time to end these ridiculous stereotypes about POCs having large genitals.  As a black man...
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 19, 2014, 02:57:02 PM
Sedanchair, if you found out someone white was claiming to be non-white online purely for the purpose of giving their arguments more merit, what would your opinion of such behavior be? What would your opinion of that person be?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on December 19, 2014, 09:35:01 PM
If a white girl can bring you to see her father and he's not pissed off, you're not a nigger.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on December 19, 2014, 10:46:16 PM
Sedanchair, if you found out someone white was claiming to be non-white online purely for the purpose of giving their arguments more merit, what would your opinion of such behavior be? What would your opinion of that person be?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on December 22, 2014, 10:27:39 PM
Quote from: ActusRhesus" post="439315537
Hi, Equine Don,

Thanks for the invite to be part of what has actually been a pretty worthwhile discussion here, and much credit for actually getting involved and trying to get a critical understanding of everything that happened in Ferguson.  Unfortunately, I don't think I can participate in the discussion anymore as your token prosecutor.

This comment from another thread:

Quote from: SedanChair" post="439290092
ActusRhesus this must be a nice relaxing break from all the real activism you do (and have been scrupulous to conceal and not discuss the details of in any way, unlike your actual job which you have given enough details about to be identified). "I need to blow off some steam," you muse. Then you post a bunch of petulant shit like this:


Lots of reforms have been discussed, at one time you called them "hippy bullshit." Which seems like a phrase you must have borrowed from your masters? I think you're too young to use it with authority.


This is just an embarrassing meltdown, of course. Which is fine: it's the start of a crisis which will lead to you changing professions. But in the meantime, until your crisis is finished, it's disturbing to think of the lives in your hands.

has me genuinely concerned.  I don't see how to read that other than as a not-so-thinly veiled threat to interfere with my career, and as my family depends on the income I receive from being part of the oppressive system of injustice loathed by so many keyboard warriors, I really can't take that risk. (For the record, the reform I suggested was "hippy bullshit" was a suggestion that murderers should be sent to therapeutic healing retreats rather than prison.)

If people have legal questions, or want explanations about how things work, etc. Happy to answer them via pm, but I really can't jeopardize my career.  Sorry.  Hope the discussion stays fruitful.

Quote from: Rent-A-Cop" post="439316787
SedanChair ruins everything.

Quote from: Vaall" post="439317041
SedenChair is a mentally ill piece of shit who been pretending to be black (he's not) on the internet for years now as part of his relentless one man brigade of social justice shitposting. He's always throwing the ad-hominems towards anyone who thinks he's fucking retarded you're not the first I wouldn't worry too much about it



Quote from: ActusRhesus" post="439317167
thanks, but the fact he is mentally ill doesn't help in this case.  I've had internet nutcases try IRL stalking me in the past and it wasn't fun.

Maybe I'll just lay low for a week or so rather than withdrawing all together.   In the meantime, still happy to answer questions via pm.

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: posting ironically on December 22, 2014, 11:00:07 PM
Quote from: SedanChair" post="439290092

Lots of reforms have been discussed, at one time you called them "hippy bullshit." Which seems like a phrase you must have borrowed from your masters? I think you're too young to use it with authority.

So I guess we can add old to the checklist in addition to white and morbidly obese?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 22, 2014, 11:08:45 PM
Quote from: ActusRhesus" post="439315537
Hi, Equine Don,

Thanks for the invite to be part of what has actually been a pretty worthwhile discussion here, and much credit for actually getting involved and trying to get a critical understanding of everything that happened in Ferguson.  Unfortunately, I don't think I can participate in the discussion anymore as your token prosecutor.

This comment from another thread:

Quote from: SedanChair" post="439290092
ActusRhesus this must be a nice relaxing break from all the real activism you do (and have been scrupulous to conceal and not discuss the details of in any way, unlike your actual job which you have given enough details about to be identified). "I need to blow off some steam," you muse. Then you post a bunch of petulant shit like this:


Lots of reforms have been discussed, at one time you called them "hippy bullshit." Which seems like a phrase you must have borrowed from your masters? I think you're too young to use it with authority.


This is just an embarrassing meltdown, of course. Which is fine: it's the start of a crisis which will lead to you changing professions. But in the meantime, until your crisis is finished, it's disturbing to think of the lives in your hands.

has me genuinely concerned.  I don't see how to read that other than as a not-so-thinly veiled threat to interfere with my career, and as my family depends on the income I receive from being part of the oppressive system of injustice loathed by so many keyboard warriors, I really can't take that risk. (For the record, the reform I suggested was "hippy bullshit" was a suggestion that murderers should be sent to therapeutic healing retreats rather than prison.)

If people have legal questions, or want explanations about how things work, etc. Happy to answer them via pm, but I really can't jeopardize my career.  Sorry.  Hope the discussion stays fruitful.

Quote from: Rent-A-Cop" post="439316787
SedanChair ruins everything.

Quote from: Vaall" post="439317041
SedenChair is a mentally ill piece of shit who been pretending to be black (he's not) on the internet for years now as part of his relentless one man brigade of social justice shitposting. He's always throwing the ad-hominems towards anyone who thinks he's fucking retarded you're not the first I wouldn't worry too much about it



Quote from: ActusRhesus" post="439317167
thanks, but the fact he is mentally ill doesn't help in this case.  I've had internet nutcases try IRL stalking me in the past and it wasn't fun.

Maybe I'll just lay low for a week or so rather than withdrawing all together.   In the meantime, still happy to answer questions via pm.

Ahahaha my goodness trust a cop-felching sellout to have the very thinnest of skins!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: A Game of Troons on December 22, 2014, 11:17:38 PM
This person I've been harassing non-stop sure has thin skin!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 22, 2014, 11:20:19 PM
It's not really thin skinned to not want your professional life ruined over words on the internet but good job being a goony faggot

Then you probably ought not to post 'em!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: hair sniffing boner diary on December 22, 2014, 11:23:15 PM
It's not really thin skinned to not want your professional life ruined over words on the internet but good job being a goony faggot

Then you probably ought not to post 'em!

-advice sedanchair wishes he followed

(http://i.imgur.com/MjnOrr1.png)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Monostats Infected Scrotum on December 22, 2014, 11:25:37 PM
It's not really thin skinned to not want your professional life ruined over words on the internet but good job being a goony faggot

Then you probably ought not to post 'em!

Shut the fuck up you deluded wigger.

You're white.

You're white.

You're white.

You're white.

You're white.

You're white.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 22, 2014, 11:26:29 PM
It's not really thin skinned to not want your professional life ruined over words on the internet but good job being a goony faggot

Then you probably ought not to post 'em!

Shut the fuck up you deluded wigger.

You're white.

You're white.

You're white.

You're white.

You're white.

You're white.

I'm not though
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Monostats Infected Scrotum on December 22, 2014, 11:32:19 PM
It's not really thin skinned to not want your professional life ruined over words on the internet but good job being a goony faggot

Then you probably ought not to post 'em!

So do you support the actions of Racists Getting Fired and similar tumblr blogs?

If you do, my fake nigger friend, you're an asshole as well as a nigger cosplayer.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: sedanchair (real, white) on December 22, 2014, 11:38:46 PM
It's not really thin skinned to not want your professional life ruined over words on the internet but good job being a goony faggot

Then you probably ought not to post 'em!

So do you support the actions of Racists Getting Fired and similar tumblr blogs?

They don't seem to have a reliable way of distinguishing truth from fiction, like a lot of tumblr
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Monostats Infected Scrotum on December 22, 2014, 11:41:05 PM
It's not really thin skinned to not want your professional life ruined over words on the internet but good job being a goony faggot

Then you probably ought not to post 'em!

So do you support the actions of Racists Getting Fired and similar tumblr blogs?

They don't seem to have a reliable way of distinguishing truth from fiction, like a lot of tumblr

Okay, that's the first thing we agree on.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on December 22, 2014, 11:50:25 PM
The fat shaming is so lazy.

Of all the things to make fun of this turd about, I think him being fat is way too easy. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Or unarmed black angel children. Take your pick.

Nah it's great because it almost completes the narrative.  White, liberal, socialist, self-flagellating faggot, fat, shutin.  The only thing thing he has left to complete it would be proving that he's a fucking sexual deviant like all of the other D&D fucks.

Jesus Christ, every fucking one of them is exactly the same.  The only difference is that some of them are twinks and some are morbidly obese. 

So sedanchair, have you considered becoming a troon?  I hear it's the in thing to do now, it would certainly earn you more oppression points that claiming to be black when you clearly aren't.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Big Robot Lover 69 on December 23, 2014, 01:04:57 AM
So, how do you justify yourself applying what is basically the "one drop rule" in the year of our lord 2014? If you look white, and can pass for white, how are you not a beneficiary of white privilege?

As for my plans to deal with Chinese racism, it's not my culture and therefore not my job. I don't have any plans.
Did you feel the same about apartheid as you do about the oppression of Uyghur, Lhoba, and other chinese minorities.

White people created the housing policies that led to de facto segregation and tension between the Korean and black communities in LA.
Are you saying that blacks turning on their korean neighbors was due to zoning laws? Do you feel that this robs the protesters of their agency and is very similar to a lot of white nationalist rhetoric?

Thanks!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on December 23, 2014, 01:37:54 AM
Fake nigger is pushing his luck.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: RunForrestRun on December 23, 2014, 02:05:06 AM
Why do you people give that attention whore what he craves so very much
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: As a white male I on December 23, 2014, 06:03:56 AM
I like how Sedanchair thinks people should get their lives ruined because they posted opinions he didn't like, while he, a white gun-owner, throws around death threats to people based on political beliefs.   :allears:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: GameDev Grade Dildo on December 23, 2014, 07:35:23 AM
The only thing thing he has left to complete it would be proving that he's a fucking sexual deviant like all of the other D&D fucks.
I treat that one like the free square on the bingo cards, personally.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on December 23, 2014, 09:42:43 AM
Quote
PROBATION   12/23/14 01:03am   SedanChair   Don't stalk other posters. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.   Xandu   XyloJW

Just 3 days lol
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on December 23, 2014, 10:06:14 AM
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PROBATION   12/23/14 01:03am   SedanChair   Don't stalk other posters. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.   Xandu   XyloJW

Just 3 days lol

affirmative moderation
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 23, 2014, 11:03:23 AM
Sedanchair, you insisting you are black here on SoSe would be like The Undertaker insisting he really was a walking dead guy to the front desk attendant at the Albuquerque Best Western the night before Monday Night Raw.

You have broken race kayfabe. Its time to put the character out to pasture and pick a new one. Might I suggest tranny? The bar for tranny has never been lower! You can borrow some of Fire's wigs, make a whole day of it.

Proud of u btw  :unparsons:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: blasting_asshole on December 23, 2014, 11:06:45 AM
This guy is 10x worse than Benny the Snake. His posting style is similar but the main difference is the fact that Benny is at least self-aware. Sedan Chair is extremely delusional to a point where I'm sure he cherrypicks real life scareythought the same way he does his little stick-and-run style posting both on here and in D&D. Lord knows, in his own mind, I'm sure he's a regular guerrilla SJW soldier.

SedanChair, I've asked you about 5 times now to post stories about the times you've personally been slandered/oppressed by a white person, IRL.

You have a lot to say about experiencing racism and oppression, so I wanna hear about it. It can't be something that happened to someone else, in front of you. It can't be stories about people posting racist shit on the internet. It has to be real life racism directed at YOU.

But that's the point, as I have specifically pointed out many times--in fact it's almost the only context on the forum in which I mention my ethnicity. I don't face it. I saw my friends and family face it, but I never did. And among whites, who didn't know my background, I learned what they say when blacks are present and when they are not.

my ethnicity. I don't face it.

my ethnicity. I don't face it.

my ethnicity. I don't face it.

my ethnicity. I don't face it.

my ethnicity. I don't face it.

So tell me, SedanChair. What else in your life do you not face aside from the racism you seem to cry about so often?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: hair sniffing boner diary on December 23, 2014, 11:50:25 AM
This guy is 10x worse than Benny the Snake. His posting style is similar but the main difference is the fact that Benny is at least self-aware. Sedan Chair is extremely delusional to a point where I'm sure he cherrypicks real life scareythought the same way he does his little stick-and-run style posting both on here and in D&D. Lord knows, in his own mind, I'm sure he's a regular guerrilla SJW soldier.

SedanChair, I've asked you about 5 times now to post stories about the times you've personally been slandered/oppressed by a white person, IRL.

You have a lot to say about experiencing racism and oppression, so I wanna hear about it. It can't be something that happened to someone else, in front of you. It can't be stories about people posting racist shit on the internet. It has to be real life racism directed at YOU.

But that's the point, as I have specifically pointed out many times--in fact it's almost the only context on the forum in which I mention my ethnicity. I don't face it. I saw my friends and family face it, but I never did. And among whites, who didn't know my background, I learned what they say when blacks are present and when they are not.

my ethnicity. I don't face it.

my ethnicity. I don't face it.

my ethnicity. I don't face it.

my ethnicity. I don't face it.

my ethnicity. I don't face it.

So tell me, SedanChair. What else in your life do you not face aside from the racism you seem to cry about so often?

The truth.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on December 23, 2014, 12:04:46 PM
Sedanchair you know you want to give in to your white side and don a white hood and arm yourself with a burning cross. 
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SvM on December 23, 2014, 02:10:16 PM

You're white.

I'm not though

(http://i.imgur.com/MjnOrr1.png)

You are fucking schizophrenic is what you are.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghost of eloH on December 23, 2014, 03:41:40 PM
39 faggot pages of u white
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on December 23, 2014, 04:00:55 PM
39 faggot pages of u white

 your posts are faggot
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghost of eloH on December 23, 2014, 05:09:19 PM
39 faggot pages of u white

 your posts are faggot
not unlike ur posting
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on December 23, 2014, 05:54:56 PM
39 faggot pages of u white

 your posts are faggot
not unlike ur posting

your burns are about as good as michael brown's chances of getting in college
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghost of eloH on December 23, 2014, 09:07:21 PM
39 faggot pages of u white

 your posts are faggot
not unlike ur posting

your burns are about as good as michael brown's chances of getting in college
Edgy
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Cantankerous Old Nigger on December 23, 2014, 09:23:36 PM
It's not really thin skinned to not want your professional life ruined over words on the internet but good job being a goony faggot

Then you probably ought not to post 'em!

Shut the fuck up you deluded wigger.

You're white.

You're white.

You're white.

You're white.

You're white.

You're white.

I'm not though
You are as white as fucking snow, you can quit lying you giant turd.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: VFW on December 23, 2014, 09:47:16 PM
Andy Kaufman broke character as Tony Clifton more than sedanchair trying (and failing) to be Black on the Internet.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Republican Fat Cat on December 23, 2014, 09:57:51 PM
This guy is 10x worse than Benny the Snake. His posting style is similar but the main difference is the fact that Benny is at least self-aware. Sedan Chair is extremely delusional to a point where I'm sure he cherrypicks real life scareythought the same way he does his little stick-and-run style posting both on here and in D&D. Lord knows, in his own mind, I'm sure he's a regular guerrilla SJW soldier.

SedanChair, I've asked you about 5 times now to post stories about the times you've personally been slandered/oppressed by a white person, IRL.

You have a lot to say about experiencing racism and oppression, so I wanna hear about it. It can't be something that happened to someone else, in front of you. It can't be stories about people posting racist shit on the internet. It has to be real life racism directed at YOU.

But that's the point, as I have specifically pointed out many times--in fact it's almost the only context on the forum in which I mention my ethnicity. I don't face it. I saw my friends and family face it, but I never did. And among whites, who didn't know my background, I learned what they say when blacks are present and when they are not.

my ethnicity. I don't face it.

my ethnicity. I don't face it.

my ethnicity. I don't face it.

my ethnicity. I don't face it.

my ethnicity. I don't face it.

So tell me, SedanChair. What else in your life do you not face aside from the racism you seem to cry about so often?

Judging by how goony white boy is i'm guessing he doesn't face a shower-head too often. Sedan Chair you're not black, that's just dirt an grime from you not bathing.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: a torrent of piss on December 23, 2014, 10:21:51 PM
Sedan Chair is so white that he should live in a Hostel with a half dozen midgets plus one more.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on December 24, 2014, 01:02:21 AM
Andy Kaufman broke character as Tony Clifton more than sedanchair trying (and failing) to be Black on the Internet.

I haven't seen that but I pretty well thought Al Pacino was a legit Cubano in Scarface much more than I think a third of black people realize sedanchair is "mixed".

Sedanchair is so white that when the riots hit, he went out and bought a TV.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: kosher nostra on December 24, 2014, 02:16:10 AM
SedanChair is so white, people aren't permabanned for mentioning his race.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on December 24, 2014, 02:20:32 AM
Sedanchair is so white, the last time he went car-shopping he wanted something with auto-locking-in-gear anti-carjack doors.

But he honorary-black enough not to be able to afford something that new.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on December 24, 2014, 05:01:06 AM
sedanchair is so white he clutches his purse tighter when he sees president obama walking down the street towards him
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on December 24, 2014, 05:01:20 AM
i cant remember where i stole that from
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on December 24, 2014, 05:03:39 AM
sedanchair is so white he makes will smith look like louis farrakhan
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on December 24, 2014, 05:03:55 AM
that one is a paul mooney joke with the names changed
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Got Soylent? on December 24, 2014, 06:42:20 AM
Sedanchair, you insisting you are black here on SoSe would be like The Undertaker insisting he really was a walking dead guy to the front desk attendant at the Albuquerque Best Western the night before Monday Night Raw.

You have broken race kayfabe. Its time to put the character out to pasture and pick a new one. Might I suggest tranny? The bar for tranny has never been lower! You can borrow some of Fire's wigs, make a whole day of it.

Proud of u btw  :unparsons:

Reminds me of Akeem the African Dream (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x40g4z_one-man-gang-becomes-akeem_news)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on December 24, 2014, 08:41:05 AM
SedanChair, have you ever been whiteknighted on the internet by a white person who was actually darker than yourself?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Monostats Infected Scrotum on December 24, 2014, 09:35:14 AM
Sedanchair is so white that every time he screams "KILL WHITEY!", he has to resist the urge to eat a gun.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 24, 2014, 10:05:45 AM
Sedanchair is so white he makes Queen Elizabeth look like Queen Latifah.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: OOK OOK SCREE (D-IL) on December 24, 2014, 11:00:04 AM
SedanChair is so white when his homey asked if he wanted to come by his crib he said "Congratulations."
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Justice Dredd on December 24, 2014, 12:04:03 PM
Missed a couple. If I've missed any others feel free to draw attention to them. Note: variations on "do you realize you're white?"  :twisted: have already been answered.

Can you guys put together a short list of the questions you think I'm avoiding? I'll answer them all.

Sedanchair, please tell me how black and white people are different outside of skin color. If you can have white skin and be considered black, what makes a black person a black person and a white person a white person?

get in line, i've been waiting for pages now for him to educate a racist on this one:

Another serious question, what do you think of the fact that Rosi Vo, AKA yellowxperil, creator of the "Racists Getting Fired" tumblr,  is herself a huge racist and hypocrite? Do you share her belief that it's impossible to be racist to white people? Or are you not a retard?

It's hard for racists to understand the whole "minorities can't be racist" idea. Bottom line is, white people are the source of meaningful racism. Meaningful racism is racism that affects communities generationally.

so how does this fit with events like the rodney king riots where blacks antagonized korean shopkeepers for decades and finally culminated on destroying thousands (yes, thousands) of korean businesses? that sounds like racism which affects communities generationally as per your definition.

reposting this so that sedanchair can have the opportunity to educate a racist

still waiting to hear back on this one

White people created the housing policies that led to de facto segregation and tension between the Korean and black communities in LA.

just saw this. that's a frivolous statement and not at all a response to the asked question.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: GameDev Grade Dildo on December 24, 2014, 12:27:30 PM
Sedanchair is so white that his favorite Wu Tang is the $4.99 chicken one with soy sauce.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: professional lurker on December 24, 2014, 02:48:54 PM
Please don't forget he has admitted to weighing at least 260lbs.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Aran on December 24, 2014, 05:37:44 PM
lol fat people
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Ghostse on December 24, 2014, 05:46:10 PM
SedanChair is so white, he got a good rate on a loan.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Rape Artist on December 24, 2014, 05:57:27 PM
it's funny cause he's fat
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Cantankerous Old Nigger on December 24, 2014, 06:54:30 PM
Missed a couple. If I've missed any others feel free to draw attention to them. Note: variations on "do you realize you're white?"  :twisted: have already been answered.

Can you guys put together a short list of the questions you think I'm avoiding? I'll answer them all.

Sedanchair, please tell me how black and white people are different outside of skin color. If you can have white skin and be considered black, what makes a black person a black person and a white person a white person?

get in line, i've been waiting for pages now for him to educate a racist on this one:

Another serious question, what do you think of the fact that Rosi Vo, AKA yellowxperil, creator of the "Racists Getting Fired" tumblr,  is herself a huge racist and hypocrite? Do you share her belief that it's impossible to be racist to white people? Or are you not a retard?

It's hard for racists to understand the whole "minorities can't be racist" idea. Bottom line is, white people are the source of meaningful racism. Meaningful racism is racism that affects communities generationally.

so how does this fit with events like the rodney king riots where blacks antagonized korean shopkeepers for decades and finally culminated on destroying thousands (yes, thousands) of korean businesses? that sounds like racism which affects communities generationally as per your definition.

reposting this so that sedanchair can have the opportunity to educate a racist

still waiting to hear back on this one

White people created the housing policies that led to de facto segregation and tension between the Korean and black communities in LA.

just saw this. that's a frivolous statement and not at all a response to the asked question.

Expecting the faggot to nut up? You should know better.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on December 24, 2014, 10:14:20 PM
Not-racist SedanChair in here telling us how only white people have free will and Koreans are just mindless slaves to the white power, good to know.

Anyone notice how the definition of racism keeps narrowing? Now it doesn't even count unless its "generational".
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on December 25, 2014, 01:04:04 AM
Sedanchair is so white that when store-clerks randomly approach him whilst browsing they are doing so because their training teaches them to upsell and make the company more profit.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Gas Chamber of Commerce on December 25, 2014, 02:34:17 AM
Every time I see that hand pic it gets fatter and whiter than the last time
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on December 25, 2014, 05:05:30 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/BbTnGzn.gif)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on December 25, 2014, 09:44:00 AM
whilst browsing

:judy:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 25, 2014, 12:41:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PBZoIq9.png)


(Reposting so it isn't buried in the dungeon thread)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on December 25, 2014, 01:02:11 PM
Needs some white nationalist or neonazi logos or whatever is the big thing these days, and posted to one of their forums, see if it becomes a thing that lasts.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on December 25, 2014, 04:06:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BbTnGzn.gif)
Username / post awesomeness.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Monostats Infected Scrotum on December 25, 2014, 07:00:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BbTnGzn.gif)
Username / post awesomeness.

I agree. Sedanchair.gif incarnate.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Cantankerous Old Nigger on December 26, 2014, 12:37:47 AM
Not-racist SedanChair in here telling us how only white people have free will and Koreans are just mindless slaves to the white power, good to know.

Anyone notice how the definition of racism keeps narrowing? Now it doesn't even count unless its "generational".

I've noticed it changes based on the point of view of the person making the accusation.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: bolonium on December 26, 2014, 02:58:33 AM
Not-racist SedanChair in here telling us how only white people have free will and Koreans are just mindless slaves to the white power, good to know.

Anyone notice how the definition of racism keeps narrowing? Now it doesn't even count unless its "generational".

I've noticed it changes based on the point of view of the person making the accusation.

And who they want to accuse, of course.

"Hmm this guy has Wrong Opinions, I can't articulate why of course because I'm a libtard. I wanna say he's racist but he's a nigger. I know, he's internalised his racism. Done!"
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: blasting_asshole on December 26, 2014, 09:59:47 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/MHY791A.png)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on December 26, 2014, 12:48:47 PM
Christ even his gun is like put me in some nigger hands not this pasty nerd's.  :stewart:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: blasting_asshole on December 26, 2014, 01:44:42 PM
 :happening:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3687795

Quote from: ActusRhesus" post="439315537
Hi, Equine Don,

Thanks for the invite to be part of what has actually been a pretty worthwhile discussion here, and much credit for actually getting involved and trying to get a critical understanding of everything that happened in Ferguson.  Unfortunately, I don't think I can participate in the discussion anymore as your token prosecutor.

This comment from another thread:

Quote from: SedanChair
ActusRhesus this must be a nice relaxing break from all the real activism you do (and have been scrupulous to conceal and not discuss the details of in any way, unlike your actual job which you have given enough details about to be identified). "I need to blow off some steam," you muse. Then you post a bunch of petulant shit like this:

Lots of reforms have been discussed, at one time you called them "hippy bullshit." Which seems like a phrase you must have borrowed from your masters? I think you're too young to use it with authority.

This is just an embarrassing meltdown, of course. Which is fine: it's the start of a crisis which will lead to you changing professions. But in the meantime, until your crisis is finished, it's disturbing to think of the lives in your hands.

has me genuinely concerned.  I don't see how to read that other than as a not-so-thinly veiled threat to interfere with my career, and as my family depends on the income I receive from being part of the oppressive system of injustice loathed by so many keyboard warriors, I really can't take that risk. (For the record, the reform I suggested was "hippy bullshit" was a suggestion that murderers should be sent to therapeutic healing retreats rather than prison.)

If people have legal questions, or want explanations about how things work, etc. Happy to answer them via pm, but I really can't jeopardize my career.  Sorry.  Hope the discussion stays fruitful.

Quote from: Rent-A-Cop" post="439316787
SedanChair ruins everything.

Quote from: Vaall" post="439317041
SedenChair is a mentally ill piece of shit who been pretending to be black (he's not) on the internet for years now as part of his relentless one man brigade of social justice shitposting. He's always throwing the ad-hominems towards anyone who thinks he's fucking retarded you're not the first I wouldn't worry too much about it

Quote from: ActusRhesus" post="439317167
thanks, but the fact he is mentally ill doesn't help in this case.  I've had internet nutcases try IRL stalking me in the past and it wasn't fun.

Maybe I'll just lay low for a week or so rather than withdrawing all together.   In the meantime, still happy to answer questions via pm.

Quote from: Equine Don" post="439319432
He is a piece of shit and hopefully he will be permabanned soon.  Please come back when you are ready.

Quote from: RonMexicosPitbull" post="439323793
He came to our website and eventually started ranting about having "black people blood". Hes super mentally ill. My theory is he became so self hating reading all that shit on tumblr and dnd, noticed he had a minority relative, and just ran with it realizing he can beat people over the head and make people pay attention to him. Which is kind of sad that thats the case in the first place but w/e.

Real talk, SedanChair: Are you gonna be full time part of SS once they perma your lilly ass? You've already started doxxing others, so if not, why not?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Republican Fat Cat on December 26, 2014, 02:06:46 PM
Sedanchair is so white that every time he screams "KILL WHITEY!", he has to resist the urge to eat a gun.

SedanChair we all wish you'd stop resisting.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Man Hands on December 26, 2014, 02:45:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/99s0a9q.png)

 :tuss:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: marlon perkins on December 26, 2014, 02:48:25 PM
:happening:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3687795

Quote from: ActusRhesus" post="439315537
Hi, Equine Don,

Thanks for the invite to be part of what has actually been a pretty worthwhile discussion here, and much credit for actually getting involved and trying to get a critical understanding of everything that happened in Ferguson.  Unfortunately, I don't think I can participate in the discussion anymore as your token prosecutor.

This comment from another thread:

Quote from: SedanChair
ActusRhesus this must be a nice relaxing break from all the real activism you do (and have been scrupulous to conceal and not discuss the details of in any way, unlike your actual job which you have given enough details about to be identified). "I need to blow off some steam," you muse. Then you post a bunch of petulant shit like this:

Lots of reforms have been discussed, at one time you called them "hippy bullshit." Which seems like a phrase you must have borrowed from your masters? I think you're too young to use it with authority.

This is just an embarrassing meltdown, of course. Which is fine: it's the start of a crisis which will lead to you changing professions. But in the meantime, until your crisis is finished, it's disturbing to think of the lives in your hands.

has me genuinely concerned.  I don't see how to read that other than as a not-so-thinly veiled threat to interfere with my career, and as my family depends on the income I receive from being part of the oppressive system of injustice loathed by so many keyboard warriors, I really can't take that risk. (For the record, the reform I suggested was "hippy bullshit" was a suggestion that murderers should be sent to therapeutic healing retreats rather than prison.)

If people have legal questions, or want explanations about how things work, etc. Happy to answer them via pm, but I really can't jeopardize my career.  Sorry.  Hope the discussion stays fruitful.

Quote from: Rent-A-Cop" post="439316787
SedanChair ruins everything.

Quote from: Vaall" post="439317041
SedenChair is a mentally ill piece of shit who been pretending to be black (he's not) on the internet for years now as part of his relentless one man brigade of social justice shitposting. He's always throwing the ad-hominems towards anyone who thinks he's fucking retarded you're not the first I wouldn't worry too much about it

Quote from: ActusRhesus" post="439317167
thanks, but the fact he is mentally ill doesn't help in this case.  I've had internet nutcases try IRL stalking me in the past and it wasn't fun.

Maybe I'll just lay low for a week or so rather than withdrawing all together.   In the meantime, still happy to answer questions via pm.

Quote from: Equine Don" post="439319432
He is a piece of shit and hopefully he will be permabanned soon.  Please come back when you are ready.

Quote from: RonMexicosPitbull" post="439323793
He came to our website and eventually started ranting about having "black people blood". Hes super mentally ill. My theory is he became so self hating reading all that shit on tumblr and dnd, noticed he had a minority relative, and just ran with it realizing he can beat people over the head and make people pay attention to him. Which is kind of sad that thats the case in the first place but w/e.

Real talk, SedanChair: Are you gonna be full time part of SS once they perma your lilly ass? You've already started doxxing others, so if not, why not?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: blasting_asshole on December 26, 2014, 02:51:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/99s0a9q.png)

 :tuss:

Which thread? Can you please post the burns that I'm sure follow any of SedanChair's posts? The doxing was successful enough for goons to hate him. Bravo everyone. Job well done.

I'm giving it two weeks till his next ban.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Man Hands on December 26, 2014, 03:08:27 PM
Some fag thread in D&D about fixing the class system or some fuck this gay earth shit. 
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: marlon perkins on December 26, 2014, 03:09:03 PM
Mods plz. change SedanChair's screen name to Grossberger tia

(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a334/JustJaymo/Gross.jpg)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 26, 2014, 03:22:38 PM
Mods plz. change SedanChair's screen name to Grossberger tia

(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a334/JustJaymo/Gross.jpg)

Fun Fact: The badass cowboy Jack Graham in that movie was played by the same guy who was Mike in Breaking Bad.


(http://i.imgur.com/y2W4WUp.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/QGMwRDN.jpg)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Concerned Pyschologist on December 26, 2014, 07:09:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/99s0a9q.png)

 :tuss:

Who bought Sedan Chair an av of his dad?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 26, 2014, 07:14:41 PM

Who bought Sedan Chair an av of his dad?

:tom:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on December 26, 2014, 10:30:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/99s0a9q.png)

 :tuss:

Who bought Sedan Chair an av of his dad?
Probably sedanchair ... With his dad's money.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: bolonium on December 27, 2014, 12:17:29 AM
:facepalm: things don't "revert" to state ownership unless they always were owned by the state. These dumb babies truly think that private property doesn't really exist.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on December 27, 2014, 12:58:15 AM
This expert on econ theory sounds like a 10 year old making up laws. The "No Good Reason For Inheritance of Any Kind Act" with its famous Dad's Kick-Ass Camaro Exemption.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: a torrent of piss on December 27, 2014, 02:30:41 AM
Why haven't we renamed this thread Liberal Toy box yet?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on December 27, 2014, 12:44:47 PM
dunno about you guys but I would love to live in a country where suddenly the state was responsible for a frozen yogurt shop just because pops died
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Got Soylent? on December 27, 2014, 01:49:55 PM
Oh shit, Mr. Johnson just died. We can set-up a new passport office in his condo.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: marlon perkins on December 27, 2014, 01:56:07 PM
So, Grossber- I mean, Sedanchair, care to explain your ridiculous views?


...

(You do not, because you are a fat coward.)
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Charles C Johnson on December 27, 2014, 04:28:14 PM
So, Grossber- I mean, Sedanchair, care to explain your ridiculous views?


...

(You do not, because you are a fat coward.)
:unparsons: It's not my job to explain it to you.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 27, 2014, 04:50:14 PM
So, Grossber- I mean, Sedanchair, care to explain your ridiculous views?


...

(You do not, because you are a fat coward.)
:unparsons: It's not my job to explain it to you.

I would love to know where this trend first started with sjws and shitlibs. I started seeing it around a year ago, usually with the really stupid wording of "I'm not going to enact the labor to explain" or something. When they're talking to each other its "You don't have to explain to your oppressors".

They got those phrases and they acted like Ralphie at the end of A Christmas Story, running out to use them right away oh boy oh boy, I got this kewl new way to not be accountable for my ridiculous opinions! Luckily every time they venture out of the hugbox they shoot their eyes out.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Small Weinered Goon on December 27, 2014, 08:50:43 PM
It means "I don't know shit about this particular issue but since the next guy is expressing these opinions, I'm going to also!"
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: OOK OOK SCREE (D-IL) on December 27, 2014, 09:20:02 PM
So, Grossber- I mean, Sedanchair, care to explain your ridiculous views?


...

(You do not, because you are a fat coward.)
:unparsons: It's not my job to explain it to you.

I would love to know where this trend first started with sjws and shitlibs. I started seeing it around a year ago, usually with the really stupid wording of "I'm not going to enact the labor to explain" or something. When they're talking to each other its "You don't have to explain to your oppressors".

They got those phrases and they acted like Ralphie at the end of A Christmas Story, running out to use them right away oh boy oh boy, I got this kewl new way to not be accountable for my ridiculous opinions! Luckily every time they venture out of the hugbox they shoot their eyes out.

It's a way of expressing how awesome and cool their little in-group is where they bounce off increasingly extreme and mentally deranged theories off each other, and don't want to bother explaining from the beginning because of how obvious it would be looking in any reasonable context how insane they are.

It's the equivalent of trying to reach out to the lonely depressed fat chick designated driving her hot friend to the bar and her saying she's having a great time drinking cranberry juice alone at the table and doesn't need you as she keeps checking her phone.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: bolonium on December 27, 2014, 09:59:36 PM
It means "I don't know shit about this particular issue but since the next guy is expressing these opinions, I'm going to also!"
Yeah pretty much this I think. Same as goon I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCtists who can't explain simple concepts in layman's terms. They haven't a clue what the underlying economic theories are but they feel like confiscating private property is the answer because the idea of taking something away from someone else makes their tiny penis throb.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Slacktivist on December 27, 2014, 11:39:04 PM
My favorite part of socialist/communist thought experiments is the base assumption that the system will function perfectly as stated because obviously corruption wouldn't exist. Nevermind that a significant part of North Korean social culture is based on informing to get ahead.

Hmm so when I die all the property I own passes hands through the State before it goes to somebody else(or never leaves the State in the first place? Anyways) Surely Bureaucrat Bitter Goon and Sergeant Shady Fucker will make sure it goes to only the most deserving new owners.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Small Weinered Goon on December 28, 2014, 07:45:52 AM
The new administrators of the new worker's paradise will be goons like Fire and Fruity Gordo.

It's a safe bet that they will become corrupt almost immediately.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: OOK OOK SCREE (D-IL) on December 28, 2014, 08:26:38 AM
My favorite part of socialist/communist thought experiments is the base assumption that the system will function perfectly as stated because obviously corruption wouldn't exist. Nevermind that a significant part of North Korean social culture is based on informing to get ahead.

Hmm so when I die all the property I own passes hands through the State before it goes to somebody else(or never leaves the State in the first place? Anyways) Surely Bureaucrat Bitter Goon and Sergeant Shady Fucker will make sure it goes to only the most deserving new owners.

Especially considering how often they bitch about all the war bucks disappearing in Iraq.  Yes, money disappearing into bureaucrat's coffers is going to be *less* likely to happen when you can be locked up and get put into labor camps for the rest of your life by just mentioning it. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Got Soylent? on December 28, 2014, 08:36:29 AM
Goons don't understand that those who are in power in a that sort of system don't realize they are corrupt. You don't even realize it's happening. Castro started out as this neackbearded goon with good intentions and then all of a sudden, whoops, I ran the country for 50 years.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: New Feminist Jihad on December 28, 2014, 09:44:12 AM
Goons don't understand that those who are in power in a that sort of system don't realize they are corrupt. You don't even realize it's happening. Castro started out as this neackbearded goon with good intentions and then all of a sudden, whoops, I ran the country for 50 years.
Referring to Castro as a neckbearded goon is a bit harsh, I mean he did actually fight for something
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Gender Swapped Dinosaur on December 28, 2014, 10:02:03 AM

I think goons don't understand that human nature isn't going to magically change just because the political system does.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on December 28, 2014, 11:06:15 AM

I think goons don't understand that human nature isn't going to magically change just because the political system does.

That's the thing. I'm sure Communism could be a really great system that would lead to world peace and all of that shit if human beings suddenly transformed into the type of people that are needed to make the system work.

Goons don't get that things just don't work that way. Which is amazing that they think you could fundamentally transform humanity like that when they can't even find the energy to join a gym and lose 20 80 pounds
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: nunya on December 28, 2014, 11:07:02 AM

I think goons don't understand human nature.
ftfy
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: White Power Superhero on December 28, 2014, 01:55:33 PM
Give any of these twitter marxists a sudden 1 billion dollars with no obligations, no strings, no expectations. Simply place it in their bank accounts. See what they do with the money and how willing they'll be not only to protect their fortune from others with both good and bad intentions, but how willing they'll be to maintain their newfound lifestyles.

The difference between goons and the average person is that the average person understands that there's a 99.9% chance that money would corrupt them. Goons just think they're some kind of Righthink Jesus' or something.

Long story short, I just refuse to believe that goons who can't even hold down a job at Walgreens (McDonald's is actually pretty high pressure and most Mickey D's are quick to fire non-functional goony types) would have any kind of fucking personal character to resist monetary corruption.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 28, 2014, 02:09:04 PM
Well, the mods and admins are all goons, and even with that teensiest shriveled bit of power they all went so powermad there was 1 2 3 4 5 different forums made to talk about it.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Slacktivist on December 28, 2014, 05:08:34 PM
Shit like Abe's BAD POSTERS AND WRONG THINKERS spreadsheet are kinda fucked up when you realize they're an autistic loser's version of a guy like Mao or any other homicidal commie type drafting up a list of people who might bother him at any point for the rest of his life so it'd be nice if they disappeared. Or when they dealt with people for being too smart, too good at their jobs because they were suddenly threats.

Imagine the Bureau of Science in Goontopia being staffed by hires that one mensa retard mod(ralp?) picks, reflexively rejecting anyone who makes him feel inferior by actually being smarter than him...
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: OOK OOK SCREE (D-IL) on December 28, 2014, 05:54:24 PM

I think goons don't understand that human nature isn't going to magically change just because the political system does.

That's the thing. I'm sure Communism could be a really great system that would lead to world peace and all of that shit if human beings suddenly transformed into the type of people that are needed to make the system work.

No it wouldn't.  A citizenry that would stand central control without rebellion would be a lethal combination of 1) unable to innovate or 2) be too unable to distinguish vice from virtue and would end up being subjects of another society one way or another.  It's what happened to the Neanderthals and what happened to the Native Americans.

Goons are outsiders and permanent weaklings who don't understand the need for righteous conflict under some circumstances and the fact that humanity will always have power hungry warlord types that you can't simply wish away or suppress with autistic rules and who will always accrue followers when times are tough.

The only reason goons like Communism is because they live in fantasy land and think they would be the ruler.  They do not come close to having the social acumen to realize that without strength of will, personality, or even basic skills to make yourself presentable they will stay entrenched at the bottom.  They bury themselves in heroic fiction, vidya, and humungous faggots like Chomsky and don't realize how many decisions must be made correctly every given day to provide the standard of living they're accustomed to.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Carbpoole on December 28, 2014, 05:58:54 PM
888: they want to emulate the freedom from state power and force that's currently working in Africa.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on December 28, 2014, 09:41:06 PM
I always assumed the Neanderthals just lacked the social skills we had and so couldn't organize like we could, eventually leading to their extermination with a few survivors going on to make a tiny contribution to our gene pool. I don't know if "being unable to distinguish vice from virtue" had anything to do with that, or anything to do with the Native Americans either. I always assumed the plagues are what turned their fate from "client state" to "deader than dead" but I could be wrong.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: bolonium on December 28, 2014, 09:55:08 PM
Communism has always been and will always be a terrible system that will only ever lead to misery because no central body could ever hope to know enough to correctly make every decision that gets made.  Build the Hospital or highway?  Grow more wheat or raise pigs?  When you've grown the wheat, make beer or bread?  The amount of decision making is endless and impossible to get right nearly, or even most of the time, because the amount of data you'd have to assimilate would be absolutely unfathomable.  And then, once you abolish any kind of real feedback (prices) then you stymie the very thing that makes decision making possible, how can you judge the worth of a thing and it's utility to society?  Take away economic calculation, which is only possible in a system with market-derived pricing, and you're going to get shortages and starvation and widespread misery no matter who makes the decisions.


In a free market, each person is only making decisions that affect themselves and those around them, so the amount of knowledge required is low.  Demand is signalled through prices and behaviour in consuming some things in preference for others, so other people manufacturing things and building infrastructure can make their decisions in turn based on that limited data and so on.  Each unit of the system is reading a limited set of signals and making a limited set of decisions, not sitting in a central ivory tower trying to process every minute spec of economic data for a whole country and trying to correctly make every single choice in a timely fashion.

The corruptible human nature going mad with power and feathering their own nest, murdering anyone and everyone that might pose a threat is really just the icing on the cake.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on December 28, 2014, 10:10:15 PM
Even if I thought communism wouldn't turn out to be a disaster I think it would and every real world example supports my opinion I can't see how if we have the option of overturning everything that society today is based on why we wouldn't just take the much safer option of reforming the current system.

Like if there are actually enough people who would support a revolution why can't they just go fucking vote for higher taxes or whatever?
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Small Weinered Goon on December 28, 2014, 10:20:15 PM
In most instances, communism only gets implemented when the country hits rock bottom.  As sad as this will make goons, the odds of any first world nation hitting that status in the next few decades are almost nil and if it did hit that status, it would be because of leftist policies.  So in the event of an uprising, it would definitely not be friendly to left wingers.  This is about as good as it is going to get for leftgoons.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: The Floridian on December 28, 2014, 11:06:03 PM
Like if there are actually enough people who would support a revolution why can't they just go fucking vote for higher taxes or whatever?

The people supporting a revolution in a first world country in TYOOL 2014 are most likely basement dwelling faggots (goons) suffering from college freshmen syndrome after reading a Noam Chomsky book.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: OOK OOK SCREE (D-IL) on December 29, 2014, 05:15:41 AM
I always assumed the Neanderthals just lacked the social skills we had and so couldn't organize like we could, eventually leading to their extermination with a few survivors going on to make a tiny contribution to our gene pool. I don't know if "being unable to distinguish vice from virtue" had anything to do with that, or anything to do with the Native Americans either. I always assumed the plagues are what turned their fate from "client state" to "deader than dead" but I could be wrong.

No, both of them were firmly in the "unable or unwilling to innovate" camp.  Even if the Natives did have built in immunity to white man's disease it would have only taken the frontier longer to encroach on them.  I just meant that empires that become degenerate and decadent (thinking the Romans mostly) will eventually die out or give up dominance without reform no matter how much innovation they're responsible for.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on December 29, 2014, 06:53:48 AM
Even if I thought communism wouldn't turn out to be a disaster I think it would and every real world example supports my opinion I can't see how if we have the option of overturning everything that society today is based on why we wouldn't just take the much safer option of reforming the current system.

Like if there are actually enough people who would support a revolution why can't they just go fucking vote for higher taxes or whatever?
They don't want to pay higher taxes.  They want you to pay higher taxes.

There's a box you can check on Massachusetts' state tax form to opt for a higher rate to help the state and the poor and what not.  John Kerry has never checked it.  Elizabeth Warren has never checked it.

Hypocrites.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on December 29, 2014, 08:29:52 AM
These faggots are whiteknighting communism and marxism for internet cred.  :rolleyes:

They're the same people who post in the St. Michael thread talking about killing cops and armed revolution. They wouldn't know what to do in a communist society (fair disclosure: neither would I, but I'm not constantly rubbing my pulsating internet boner for one) but by golly they'll talk about how awesome it is all day from the comfort of their mommy and daddy's homes.

And in regard to the higher taxes, I love when rich politicians make speeches and are all "I pay less in taxes than middle class people! Raise MY taxes!" That's such bullshit because they know they can pay more taxes, but they don't. They also know that it's a great sound bite for the news.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Cantankerous Old Nigger on December 29, 2014, 09:20:45 AM
GREAT SUCCESS STORIES IN COMMUNIST NATION BUILDING

1. The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. When the Muscovites got fed up with the Tsarist imperialist bullshit, they overthrew them and started off all this faggotry. What proceeded was decades of secret police, gulags, ethnic cleansing, and hilarious incompetence that finally died in 1991. Today, its member states are impoverished shitholes, raped economically by what were unsustainable labor policies.

2. The Republic of Cuba. Once shit settled after the Bay of Pigs and the Missile Crisis, Cuba became mediocre, at best! Despite the destitution, it possesses a favorable HDI! In recent years, Castro's less retarded more decent brother has been thawing relations between Cuba and the US. Despite having that "Very High" rating in HDI, Cubans are eager to see US money coming into the country.

3. The Democratic Republic of Afghanistan. Prior to it's enlightenment by communism, Afghanistan was ruled over by a vile horrible capitalist shithead that wanted to do terrible things like.. modernise the nation! Institute rights! Bring in money! Fortunately, in 1978, the Saur Revolution fixed that and created the Democratic Republic of Afghanistan, a republic of equality and social justice. Which proceeded to violently fuck up the entire nation in less than 6 months, prompting the USSR to get involved. The dream of cultural enrichment that all goons imagine for their own homes happened in 1992 when the Islamic State of Islam took roost. Afghanistan is the most fun as it takes the two worst things these shitlib goons adore: Commies and Muslims.

Even though Islam ruined Afghanistan and did so in a manner that is impossible to deny if you're an individual of conscience, goons will still lie outright.

4. Socialist Republic of Vietnam. After the unification of Vietnam, they did some pretty cool stuff by laying the hurt on Cambodia and the Khmer Rouge. They also quickly discarded all semblances of communism and embraced capitalism in several ways. Oops.

5. Democratic Kampuchea. With bullshit rationalizations of privilege in one hand and Chinese-made AK-47 in the other, the Khmer Rouge with the original SJWs. 2,000,000 cishet bigots were exterminated in their three year reign.

6. People's Republic of China. The revolution brought about a future for the people of China! A future in which several tens of millions died and solidified China as a state of wage-slavery and oligarchs. A true communist success.

7. The Democratic People's Republic of Korea.  LOL.

THE GREAT FAILURES OF COMMUNISM, COUNTER REVOLUTIONARY BIGOTS THAT HAVE FAILED IN THE GREAT STRUGGLE.

1. Czechoslovakia. Once a single great communist state, the nation fractured into two major parts. The first is the Czech Republic a nation with very high standards of living, high social progress, and other evils like ownership of firearms and prostitution. It's all made worse by having one of the best democratic processes on the planet and largely secular. The other failed state is Slovakia, which possesses one of the highest financial growth rates in Europe as well as similarly high qualities of life. So great was their failure in the revolution that their split was non-violent!

2. People's Republic of Poland. Poland used to enjoy the fruits of communism. But now, it's mocked on the front page of SomethingAwful for having good investment opportunities as well as an increasing quality of life. It made the huge mistake of embracing the USA!

3. Germany. Once the German Democratic Republic was the front line in the war on imperialism. They even put up a wall to keep the fascists out! But now, it's reunited and become the economic powerhouse of Europe. What a sad fate.

Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 29, 2014, 10:24:50 AM
Communism is just so gorsh darned great that every incarnation of it has seen thousands upon thousands of people die trying to escape it.

You know what America has that no commie countries have? Millions of illegal immigrants. Millions of people trying to get in to our awful capitalist cesspit. Sure must suck o're hea.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: RunForrestRun on December 29, 2014, 10:48:40 AM
The funny thing about east germany is that it was always this model country of the eastern bloc, this country the soviets would point at and say "see? Our thing is working". When the wall came down it was an absolute wasteland of mismanagement (positions in factories filled by twelve people which theoretically only needed one, just to put them somewhere.. and oh yeah, at least seven of these people never bothered to show up for work) that costed untold amounts to bring up to snuff with the western part of the country, something that didn't quite work out to this very day. It's still pretty fucked in many ways, (compared to the west) even after all the money that was poured in.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on December 29, 2014, 01:16:19 PM
GREAT SUCCESS STORIES IN COMMUNIST NATION BUILDING

1. The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. When the Muscovites got fed up with the Tsarist imperialist bullshit, they overthrew them and started off all this faggotry. What proceeded was decades of secret police, gulags, ethnic cleansing, and hilarious incompetence that finally died in 1991. Today, its member states are impoverished shitholes, raped economically by what were unsustainable labor policies.

2. The Republic of Cuba. Once shit settled after the Bay of Pigs and the Missile Crisis, Cuba became mediocre, at best! Despite the destitution, it possesses a favorable HDI! In recent years, Castro's less retarded more decent brother has been thawing relations between Cuba and the US. Despite having that "Very High" rating in HDI, Cubans are eager to see US money coming into the country.

3. The Democratic Republic of Afghanistan. Prior to it's enlightenment by communism, Afghanistan was ruled over by a vile horrible capitalist shithead that wanted to do terrible things like.. modernise the nation! Institute rights! Bring in money! Fortunately, in 1978, the Saur Revolution fixed that and created the Democratic Republic of Afghanistan, a republic of equality and social justice. Which proceeded to violently fuck up the entire nation in less than 6 months, prompting the USSR to get involved. The dream of cultural enrichment that all goons imagine for their own homes happened in 1992 when the Islamic State of Islam took roost. Afghanistan is the most fun as it takes the two worst things these shitlib goons adore: Commies and Muslims.

Even though Islam ruined Afghanistan and did so in a manner that is impossible to deny if you're an individual of conscience, goons will still lie outright.

4. Socialist Republic of Vietnam. After the unification of Vietnam, they did some pretty cool stuff by laying the hurt on Cambodia and the Khmer Rouge. They also quickly discarded all semblances of communism and embraced capitalism in several ways. Oops.

5. Democratic Kampuchea. With bullshit rationalizations of privilege in one hand and Chinese-made AK-47 in the other, the Khmer Rouge with the original SJWs. 2,000,000 cishet bigots were exterminated in their three year reign.

6. People's Republic of China. The revolution brought about a future for the people of China! A future in which several tens of millions died and solidified China as a state of wage-slavery and oligarchs. A true communist success.

7. The Democratic People's Republic of Korea.  LOL.

THE GREAT FAILURES OF COMMUNISM, COUNTER REVOLUTIONARY BIGOTS THAT HAVE FAILED IN THE GREAT STRUGGLE.

1. Czechoslovakia. Once a single great communist state, the nation fractured into two major parts. The first is the Czech Republic a nation with very high standards of living, high social progress, and other evils like ownership of firearms and prostitution. It's all made worse by having one of the best democratic processes on the planet and largely secular. The other failed state is Slovakia, which possesses one of the highest financial growth rates in Europe as well as similarly high qualities of life. So great was their failure in the revolution that their split was non-violent!

2. People's Republic of Poland. Poland used to enjoy the fruits of communism. But now, it's mocked on the front page of SomethingAwful for having good investment opportunities as well as an increasing quality of life. It made the huge mistake of embracing the USA!

3. Germany. Once the German Democratic Republic was the front line in the war on imperialism. They even put up a wall to keep the fascists out! But now, it's reunited and become the economic powerhouse of Europe. What a sad fate.
This is a great post. Want to make it more fun?  Read it in Gordon Ramsay's voice.

Maybe I've been watching too much Hell's Kitchen and kitchen nightmares but it's really perfect.
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Psycho Dad on December 30, 2014, 06:53:00 PM
Communism 888

 :parsons: But *I* could make communism work! I kick all sorts of ass in SimCity!
Title: Re: SedanChair has Magically Turned White (or another D&D goon exposed)
Post by: Luigj on December 31, 2014, 01:11:52 AM
Even if I thought communism wouldn't turn out to be a disaster I think it would and every real world example supports my opinion I can't see how if we have the option of overturning everything that society today is based on why we wouldn't just take t