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Shitpost Central => Posting Valhalla => Topic started by: As a white male I on July 12, 2015, 01:20:55 PM
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3730731
Goons speculate on what kind of comic books SA could be turned into:
If the SA forums was a comic book, what kind of comic book would it be? A garishly colored super hero book? An artsy black and white slice of life melodrama from some a press company? Who would the main characters be? Would they have mighty powers? What would motivate them?
SA forums and threads could be made into comics such as Social Justice League International, The League of Ex-Gentlemen (the trans megathread), Goon Doctor Strange, The Fantastic Fedora, and so on.
What SA related comics can you come up with? Post your jokes, photoshop, MSPaints or whatever.
Frank miller's The Fat Fuck Cucks Again
(http://i.imgur.com/J2vaAdH.jpg)
Big ups to Spazzard for the 'shop
Lmao that's fucking beautiful. :reagan: :nixon: :dubyathumb:
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One of the greatest photoshops my eyes have ever looked upon. :nixon: :reagan:
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The QR code links right back here. Its a thing of beauty. You can keep looking at it and noticing details.
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Sedanchair's hand in superimposed on top of zeitgeist lmao
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That is a work of art :allears:
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Edit that into the OP. So beautiful. So much detail.
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"Is that a gram?"
"New comic. Whaddya think?"
Lowtax slides his comic across the table; it's off-white, with the words SOMETHING AWFUL: MANGOSTEEN PURVEYOR AND BOXING CHAMP centered and embossed in black.
The assembled party gasp in admiration.
"Very nice."
Lowtax leans back in his chair.
"Picked 'em up from the printers yesterday."
"Good colouring."
"That's Barefoot Red. And the lettering is something called Ambien scribblings."
Another strugger interrupts Lowtax.
"Impressive", Lowtax mutters. "Let's see GAPO's comic."
The room falls silent as the third strugger produces an absent colleague's comic.
Lowtax speaks in voiceover.
"Look at that subtle colouring. The tasteful thickness."
His face creases in horror.
"Oh my God. It even has a NIGGER TRANNY FAGGOT INC QR CODE."
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Finish HIM
(http://i.imgur.com/581IHb5.gif)
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holy shit
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Disappointed that I only have but one upvote to give.
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so beautiful.... words can't describe...
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Omg brojo and vilerat and don't miss schmorky I think I am about to die
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Quotin' that image all over sa
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holy shit this is amazing
:reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan:
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(http://i.imgur.com/LmYPQ5y.gif)
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What are the chances that Gapo eats a ban for posting that?
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They should have sent a poet.
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What are the chances that Gapo eats a ban for posting that?
Depends. If we quote it all over the forums I think they'll have to roll with the punches. I'm doing my pat.
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What are the chances that Gapo eats a ban for posting that?
I don't know, but all the goons who quoted it in that thread and said it was great are in a dire predicament for their accounts.
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If the SA forums were a comic, they'd be :888:
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only criticism: EPW should have been a werewolf
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That comic omfg so goooooddd
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Quoting this cus there is a 100% chance you are going to banned for "wrongthink" by posting this on these forums.
OMG MY FEELS ARE HURTING SO BAD
They are really painting the admins into a corner.
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Holy shit small face woodcuck, Abe shirt, etc fuck fuck fuck. The overall design is incredible
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how long has it been since spazzard made that beautiful fucker?
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the gift that keeps on giving....goddamn
:clappo:
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Things I didn't notice right away
- the comic costs tenbux
- the Xango logo
I was grinning like an idiot looking at it, but when I noticed the "XANGO" poster I actually lolled.
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only criticism: EPW should have been a werewolf
Yea, I don't get the Anthony Hopkins reference. And what's with the random potato chip by xylojw?
It should be "Approved by the Social Justice Wartior Authority."
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I remember now. Thanks!
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Ol' smeagol ass lookin bitch
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Nigger Tranny Faggot Inc.
So much hidden shit. Amazing
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I like the mangosteen half. ha ha
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The shmorky drawing on the left under the poster. :swoon:
It's too much. That is professional grade work right there.
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(http://i.imgur.com/J2vaAdH.jpg)
Big ups to Spazzard for the 'shop
fuckin LOL. So many awesome little details: the troon beauty pageant contestants in the Ex-Men face box, straight out the wrapper wrinkled redness, alpha hubby, sex tourist ralp, all the 14s,88s and 888s. I wouldn't be surprised that if you folded this in half it would turn into a whole other pic like them mad magazine back covers.
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If keeping stuff under wraps for months leads to that kind of quality, GAPO, then you guys are more than welcome to handwring about anything and everything until your hands are little wizened nubs.
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Big ups to Spazzard for the 'shop
fuckin LOL. So many awesome little details: the troon beauty pageant contestants in the Ex-Men face box, straight out the wrapper wrinkled redness, alpha hubby, sex tourist ralp, all the 14s,88s and 888s. I wouldn't be surprised that if you folded this in half it would turn into a whole other pic like them mad magazine back covers.
I've seen it a dozen times over the last few months and I notice something new everytime I look at it its great
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only criticism: EPW should have been a werewolf
Yea, I don't get the Anthony Hopkins reference. And what's with the random potato chip by xylojw?
It should be "Approved by the Social Justice Wartior Authority."
(http://i41.tinypic.com/5041ty.png)
this was a surprise. Wasn't expecting it to get posted so quick. Gapo you couldn't have picked a better thread to drop it in.
:reagan: :reagan: :reagan:
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2 pages? That thread has only TWO PAGES of replies? 10 years ago it would be at 20 pages by now.
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It is a masterpiece, but I kinda wished it used real ozmafat pics from her sisters wedding instead of the chick diddling herself. That chick is way way way thinner than ozma irl.
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It is a masterpiece, but I kinda wished it used real ozmafat pics from her sisters wedding instead of the chick diddling herself. That chick is way way way thinner than ozma irl.
yeah in those pics ozma looks like an angry fridge too
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I just now saw that thing and it's gorgeous.
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who's the chick with the "would" stamp above her face?
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who's the chick with the "would" stamp above her face?
every girl posted on SS ever
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LoganTax of the X-Mods.
Wolversteen
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his skeleton is made of adabantium
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his skeleton is made of adabantium
You mean ambientunum.
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didn't wolverine also run off to canada to escape the US government?
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(http://arlingtoncemetery.net/mdjankiewicz-funeral-services-photo-005.jpg)
They memoryholed the thread. lol
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Ralp finally found the fortitude to act swiftly and permaban the offensive comic book poster man after needing over a day, dozens of posts and a multi-line handwringing permaban reason to remove the downloader of naked children torrents
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They're bitter that you revealed that there were multiple pedophiles within their midst.
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(http://i.imgur.com/QVCoAtd.png) (http://i.imgur.com/xyq15oo.png)
also I saved the first page of that thread: https://archive.is/I8pyV
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his skeleton is made of adabantium
You mean ambientunum.
no i meant what i said because it rolls off the tongue quite easily without having to think too hard
your joke is clumsy, clunky, and doesnt flow right, go huff your own farts as penance
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Does ralp have a Twitter?
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who's the chick with the "would" stamp above her face?
It's Ralp's sister. She is also the girl being protected by LoganTax of the X-Mods.
So it's not LITERALLY A BIRD? GiP seems to think it is.
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The thread is hidden :(
I'm sad I didn't get to see the lulz in realtime.
Anyone do an archive.is the whole thread or have it in their webcache?
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It was mostly praise for the humor/artistry
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(http://arlingtoncemetery.net/mdjankiewicz-funeral-services-photo-005.jpg)
They memoryholed the thread. lol
:hank:
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who's the chick with the "would" stamp above her face?
It's Ralp's sister. She is also the girl being protected by LoganTax of the X-Mods.
So it's not LITERALLY A BIRD? [redacted] seems to think it is.
No, it was definitely Ralp's sister.
Well, I'm not telling them the truth, since ralp (gay) will search his name and ban everyone talking about it.
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(http://arlingtoncemetery.net/mdjankiewicz-funeral-services-photo-005.jpg)
They memoryholed the thread. lol
:hank:
The state is quickest to censor the art that mocks them the best. You should be proud.
:nixon: :reagan:
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Ralp nigger
That sums it up, really
For real. Weird doxx shit? Really? Super low res cartoon pictures of people (most without real faces) with their usernames is doxxing?
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He can't handle criticism from pants shitters on a dead gay forum, can you imagine if ralp (gay) was a real public figure, like a politician?
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(http://i.imgur.com/QVCoAtd.png) (http://i.imgur.com/xyq15oo.png)
also I saved the first page of that thread: https://archive.is/I8pyV
holy shit lol
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So if anyone posts that image they get a permaban for "weird dox shit"? That image needs to spread as much as possible. Fucking LOL, I think we found the Mods biggest butthurt.
That image is perhaps the most :triggered: there is lol
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I love the praise in that thread following the photoshop. Ralp is a butthurt faggot. Also Would to his sister.
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Ralp gay(er than usual)
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Fucking lol. They mad.
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that thread rating was probably high enough to win julys thread contest. You've been cheated out of a free valuable forums upgrade gapo
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Somebody make an EN thread with all the ralps sister pics.
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Where'd the thread go
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Ralp's sister reads SS
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Where'd the thread go
memory holed
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Jesus christ. That fucking comic. That is gold.
The Great Seal of SomethingSenstive
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How in the fuck is it doxx shit if every one of those mods have posted their real picture on the forums?
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Also Ralp is an incompetent faggot, surprise surprise!
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more than anything its ralps sister being featured that led to that permaban
prob wouldnt have happened and just a regular ban if it wasn't for that
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Maybe the most talented and clever photoshop to ever grace that shithole of a site and they cannot allow people to see it. If that's not the saddest group of faggots on the internet, it's close enough for me.
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Maybe the most talented and clever photoshop to ever grace that shithole of a site and they cannot allow people to see it. If that's not the saddest group of faggots on the internet, it's close enough for me.
the idea of a "banned photoshop" perfectly captures the SA forums as both an Orwellian nightmare (our actions included) and the most retarded and embarrassing crap to ever exist on the planet
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Maybe the most talented and clever photoshop to ever grace that shithole of a site and they cannot allow people to see it. If that's not the saddest group of faggots on the internet, it's close enough for me.
taken before its time and didn do nuffins... just like michael brown
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Maybe the most talented and clever photoshop to ever grace that shithole of a site and they cannot allow people to see it. If that's not the saddest group of faggots on the internet, it's close enough for me.
taken before its time and didn do nuffins... just like michael brown
Not true, our photoshop had a purpose. :colbert:
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Maybe the most talented and clever photoshop to ever grace that shithole of a site and they cannot allow people to see it. If that's not the saddest group of faggots on the internet, it's close enough for me.
the idea of a "banned photoshop" perfectly captures the SA forums as both an Orwellian nightmare (our actions included) and the most retarded and embarrassing crap to ever exist on the planet
small bart
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One of the funniest photoshops in years and they memory holed it. What a bunch of worthless fuckheads.
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Maybe the most talented and clever photoshop to ever grace that shithole of a site and they cannot allow people to see it. If that's not the saddest group of faggots on the internet, it's close enough for me.
Earlier this year DocEvil was still whining on twitter about losing the photoshop contest to Fark in 2002 lol
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Everyone lost to spazzard
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to be quite honest if sa was a comic book it would be a public service announcement one for children to tell them not to be and to avoid these:
:unparsons:
:troon:
ect.
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Don't give up kids! I've posted that image in at least 4 different threads in various subtle ways. You can too!
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(http://i.imgur.com/nj4WjLx.png)
I saw this in a SA QCS thread and it reminded me of the awesome comic shop
edit:wtf, site's disappearing my screencap, here's the quote:
Question: Where did all the admins go? Xylo hasn't posted in a month and Ralp is the only admin name showing up in the lepers colony.
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Xylo is very busy in real life! Some kid no-called no-showed and he has had to work double shifts at the Gas and Gulp! Poor guy!
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Xylo is very busy in real life! Some kid no-called no-showed and he has had to work double shifts at the Gas and Gulp! Poor guy!
a poc just pulled up to the pump, he may do a gas-run, should i tell him on the speaker to prepay? or would he somehow know i don't do that normally (completely coincidentally for people who happen to be white) and call it racist?
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Personally, I'm glad Xylo got busy irl all of a sudden and disappeared from the forums
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Maybe the most talented and clever photoshop to ever grace that shithole of a site and they cannot allow people to see it. If that's not the saddest group of faggots on the internet, it's close enough for me.
Earlier this year DocEvil was still whining on twitter about losing the photoshop contest to Fark in 2002 lol
Actually let's just post the photoshop to Fark. They'd probably enjoy it.
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Maybe the most talented and clever photoshop to ever grace that shithole of a site and they cannot allow people to see it. If that's not the saddest group of faggots on the internet, it's close enough for me.
Earlier this year DocEvil was still whining on twitter about losing the photoshop contest to Fark in 2002 lol
Actually let's just post the photoshop to Fark. They'd probably enjoy it.
I would assume that at this time most Farkers have no idea what Something Awful is...
:jesse:
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Everyone lost to spazzard
And Gapo. It was his concept.
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Maybe the most talented and clever photoshop to ever grace that shithole of a site and they cannot allow people to see it. If that's not the saddest group of faggots on the internet, it's close enough for me.
Earlier this year DocEvil was still whining on twitter about losing the photoshop contest to Fark in 2002 lol
Actually let's just post the photoshop to Fark. They'd probably enjoy it.
Fark might be further to the left and more SJW than even SA at that point
problematic transphobia, bro
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Everyone lost to spazzard
And Gapo. It was his concept.
You do good work friend.