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Title: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Americas Most Trusted News Source on November 05, 2016, 01:24:40 AM
THIS IS NOW ALSO THE ELECTION DAY MEGATHREAD, POST MEMES, SHITPOSTS, LYIN EXIT POLLS AND TRIGGERED CUCKS AND SHITLIBS UNTIL THE GOD EMPEROR RISES


Below is a listing in chronological order of when the polls close, their EV count and if they are toss-ups or gimme states for either candidate, along with some basic tells as to how the election is going based on those results. I'm not mentioning any Senate races or anything else because I don't care right now, somebody else can do that. All times are in Trump's Time Zone, the Eastern Time Zone unless otherwise marked. I will not be counting Toss-up or Late (X) states in my cumulative EV totals.

5-10AM Local time: Polls open in most places. Some jurisdictions have odd rules like that one in New Hampshire that likes to vote first at midnight and closes their polls right after the town votes.

6PM:
Indiana (11) - Early/Instant Trump Call
Kentucky (8) - Instant Trump Call
Note: Both of these states have areas in CST, so if they are close they will delay a call until 7PM.

Expected after 6PM EV total: Trump 19, Clinton 0

7PM:
Georgia (16) - Early Trump - If this takes a long time to call, bad sign for Trump
South Carolina (9) - Early Trump
Vermont (3) - Instant Clinton
Virginia (13) - Toss-up/Late Clinton - If this is called Trump, he's probably President already
Florida closes in the Eastern time zone, but generally the networks hold off on numbers until after Central votes because of Bush/Gore 2000.

Expected after 7PM EV total:  Trump 44, Clinton 3, Toss-up 13

7:30PM:

North Carolina (15) - Toss-up/Late Trump - The earlier called for Trump, the better
Ohio (18) - Early Trump - Could be near-instant Trump with current early vote numbers
West Virginia (5) - Instant Trump

Expected after 7:30PM EV total: Trump 67, Clinton 3, Toss-up 28

8PM: If you waited to tune in, this is a good time to start

Florida (29) - Toss-up/Late Trump - If this is early or instant Trump, very good night. If this is Clinton, she's winning.
Connecticut (7) - Early Clinton - Probably Instant
Delaware (3) - Instant Clinton
District of Columbia (3) - Instant Clinton
Maine (2 for statewide, 1 for each of 2 districts to make 4) - 3 EV Early Clinton, ME-2 Toss-up/Lean Trump
Maryland (10) - Early Clinton - Probably Instant
Massachusetts (11) - Instant Clinton
Michigan Eastern Time Zone (16) - Toss-up, Don't expect this one called soon - also open in CST for another hour
New Hampshire (4) - Toss-up
New Jersey (14) - Early Clinton
Pennsylvania (20) - Toss-up - The Crown Jewel for Trump. If he wins this (especially early) he's President. Expect this to be delayed though because there are bus strikes in Philly and there will likely be lawsuits to extend polling hours in the city.
Rhode Island (4) - Instant Clinton
Tennessee (11) - Instant Trump
Alabama (9) - Instant Trump
Illinois (20) - Instant Clinton
Kansas (6) - Instant Trump, may not declare until 9PM to allow for Mountain Time voters
Mississippi (6) - Instant Trump
Missouri (10) - Early Trump
Oklahoma (7) - Instant Trump
South Dakota (3) - Instant Trump, may not declare until 9PM to allow for Mountain Time voters
Texas (38) - Early Trump, may not declare until 9PM to allow for Mountain Time voters

Expected after 8PM EV total: Trump 110, Clinton 78, Toss-up 82, 63 Still Voting

8:30PM:

Arkansas (6) - Early Trump

Expected after 8:30PM EV total: Trump 116, Clinton 78, Toss-up 82, 63 Still Voting

9PM:

Michigan Central Time Zone (16) - Toss-up
Kansas (6) - Instant Trump
South Dakota (3) - Instant Trump
Texas (38) - Early Trump
New York (29) - Instant Clinton
Louisiana (8) - Early Trump
Minnesota (10) - Early Clinton
Nebraska (3 for statewide, 1 for each of 2 districts to make 5) - early Trump, all 5
Wisconsin (10) - Toss-up/Late Clinton - Trump winning here would be landslide territory
Arizona (11) - Early Trump
Colorado (9) - Toss-up/Late Clinton
New Mexico (5) - Early Clinton
Wyoming (3) - Instant Trump

Expected after 9PM EV total: Trump 190, Clinton 122, Toss-up 117, 0 Still Voting

10PM:

Iowa (6) - Early Trump
North Dakota (3) - Instant Trump, may not declare until 11PM to allow for Mountain Time voters
Idaho (4) - Instant Trump, may not declare until 11PM to allow for Pacific Time voters
Montana (3) - Instant Trump
Oregon (7) - Instant Clinton, may not declare until 11PM to allow for Pacific Time voters
Utah (6) - Early Trump
Nevada (6) - Toss-up/Late Clinton

Expected after 10PM EV total: Trump 205, Clinton 122, Toss-up 123, 14 Still Voting

11PM:

North Dakota (3) - Instant Trump
Idaho (4) - Instant Trump
Oregon (7) - Instant Clinton
California (55) - Instant Clinton
Washington (12) - Instant Clinton
Hawaii (4) - Instant Clinton

Expected after 11PM EV total: Trump 212, Clinton 200, Toss-up 123, 0 Still Voting

12AM/1AM:

Alaska (3) - Early Trump

Expected after final polls close: Trump 215, Clinton 200, Toss-up 123
States that I have designated Toss-up/Late calls: VA (13, C) NC (15, T) FL (29, T) NH (4) ME-2 (1, T) MI (16) WI (10, C) CO (9, C) NV (6, C)
If my (Late X) predictions are correct: Trump 260, Clinton 238, Toss-up 40
Toss-ups that I didn't predict late calls: PA (20) MI (16) NH (4)
Clinton would need PA and MI to win, Trump either/or.

The earliest Trumpslide win call: After 9PM closings, Trump wins FL, PA, NC, NH and MI early and the western states put him at 275 with a probable finishing total around 325.

The earliest 'lol drumpf btfo #imwithher' win call: 11PM for an official call, but Clinton would be within California striking distance by 9PM.

My personal thought is that as the race looks right now, Trump 284-254 with room to grow (this gives Hillary MI, WI, VA, CO and NV) feels right in my gut with 72 hours before Election Day.
Title: Re: Your Election Night Viewing Guide
Post by: Autistic Yankee on November 05, 2016, 04:58:44 AM
lol who cares.  My absentee ballot is still sitting on my coffee table right now.   :stewart:
Title: Re: Your Election Night Viewing Guide
Post by: Rocket on November 05, 2016, 07:59:43 AM
Always excellent analysis and input from EB.
Title: Re: Your Election Night Viewing Guide
Post by: Americas Most Trusted News Source on November 05, 2016, 10:35:34 PM
A few things to look forward to from megacuck George Will:

Quote
- In the 17 elections since World War II, the winner has averaged 385.4 electoral votes, the loser 145.1. In six elections (1952, 1956, 1964, 1972, 1980, 1984), a major-party candidate won fewer than 100. In the seven elections after 1984, no Democrat has received fewer than 111 (Michael Dukakis in 1988) and no Republican fewer than 159 (Bob Dole in 1996). Measure Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump accordingly.

- Republican nominees’ popular-vote totals this century are: 2000 (Bush) 50,455,156; 2004 (Bush) 62,040,610; 2008 (McCain) 59,934,814; 2012 (Romney) 60,932,152. Measure Trump’s total accordingly, bearing in mind that there are 10 million more eligible voters in 2016 than in 2012 and nearly 20 million more than in 2008.

- In 2012, Romney’s totals in ten swing states were: Texas 4,569,843 (57 percent); Florida 4,163,447 (49 percent); Pennsylvania 2,680,434 (47 percent); Ohio 2,661,407 (48 percent); Michigan 2,115,256 (45 percent); Virginia 1,822,522 (47 percent); Arizona 1,233,654 (54 percent); Colorado 1,185,243 (46 percent); Nevada 463,567 (46 percent); New Hampshire 329,918 (47 percent). Use these numbers to measure Trump’s success at enlarging the Republican electorate.

- In 1976, when Jimmy Carter narrowly defeated President Gerald Ford, 20 states were won by five points or less; in 2012, just four were. In 1976, Ford won California and Illinois with 49.3 percent and 50.1 percent, respectively. Carter won Texas with 51.1 percent. Tuesday will show how much has changed in four decades.

- In nine consecutive elections (1980–2012), Florida has been more Republican than the nation. Is it still?

- In 1976, a majority of House seats were won by ten points or less. In 2012, most were won by at least 20 points. Watch Tuesday night for further evidence of the extent to which representatives now pick their voters rather than voters picking representatives. And for how many incumbents are defeated by an electorate supposedly seething against “insiders.”

- The “blue wall” consists of 18 states and the District of Columbia (totaling 242 electoral votes) that have voted Democratic in at least six consecutive elections: California, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Illinois, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, New Jersey, New York, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Vermont, Washington, Wisconsin. Will Trump, who vowed to expand the battlefield, carry any of these?

- The Republicans’ ”red wall” (in at least six consecutive elections) consists of 13 states with 102 electoral votes: Alabama, Alaska, Idaho, Kansas, Mississippi, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Texas, Utah, Wyoming. Will Clinton come close to carrying Texas? Will she lose any age cohort there other than voters over 65?

- Will Trump’s louche lifestyle cost him culturally conservative Utah, which last voted Democratic in 1964, and which since then has voted Republican by an average of 36.1 points?

- The only Democrat to carry Arizona since 1948 was Bill Clinton in 1996. If his wife duplicates that feat, will this be because the state’s Mormon community recoiled from Trump?

- In 1984, when Ronald Reagan carried 49 states, under-30 voters were the most Republican age group. This year, will it be, for the fourth consecutive election, the most Democratic?

- A large and growing portion of voters acknowledge no religious tradition. They were 12 percent of the 2012 turnout and Democrats carried this secular cohort by 44 points. How much support did such voters give Trump, who has vowed to “spiritize” America?

- In 1928, a Brooklyn Democratic boss explained why he was funneling political funds to the candidate for New York’s governor, Franklin Roosevelt, rather than to down-ballot candidates: As the Staten Island ferry enters its slip, he said, it drags in “all the crap in the harbor behind it,” adding, “FDR is our Staten Island ferry.” Trump might be the opposite. Watch whether his undertow drowns Representatives Barbara Comstock and Mike Coffman, Republicans with chilly relations with Trump, both representing similar districts — Northern Virginia and suburban Denver, respectively.

- Will Trump become the first Republican in 60 years to lose whites with college educations?

- Will Trump achieve even Mitt Romney’s 17 percent of the non-white vote?

- Will Trump hold Clinton in Georgia below the 46 percent that Barack Obama won in 2012?

- Finally, Winston Churchill enjoyed the story of the man who, upon receiving a telegram reporting his mother-in-law’s death and asking for instructions, replied: “Embalm, cremate, bury at sea. Take no chances.” What instructions will Tuesday evening’s returns give to Republicans about what to do with Trump’s approach to the electorate?
 
Title: Re: Your Election Night Viewing Guide
Post by: European Cuckdom on November 05, 2016, 10:43:48 PM
One thing I'm sure of: the GOP will not learn a single thing from this experience. Religious lunatics will destroy the party from the inside.
Title: Re: Your Election Night Viewing Guide
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on November 05, 2016, 11:04:53 PM
im gay
Title: Re: Your Election Night Viewing Guide
Post by: Rocket on November 05, 2016, 11:09:10 PM
I used to like George Will. Fuck that guy.
Title: Re: Your Election Night Viewing Guide
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on November 05, 2016, 11:15:57 PM
One thing I'm sure of: the GOP will not learn a single thing from this experience. Religious lunatics will destroy the party from the inside.

Well religious lunatics are destroying the Democrat party from the inside right now.
Title: Re: Your Election Night Viewing Guide
Post by: Male Gaze on November 05, 2016, 11:28:41 PM
One thing I'm sure of: the GOP will not learn a single thing from this experience. Religious lunatics will destroy the party from the inside.
Goldwater was right.
Title: Re: Your Election Night Viewing Guide
Post by: Bill Wilkins on November 05, 2016, 11:57:14 PM
One thing I'm sure of: the GOP will not learn a single thing from this experience. Religious lunatics will destroy the party from the inside.
Goldwater was right.

It was the only thing he was right about.
Title: Re: Your Election Night Viewing Guide
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on November 06, 2016, 12:12:28 AM
A few things to look forward to from megacuck George Will:

Quote
list of gay stats and wishful thinking of the alternate universe ways Trump can lose
 

:lolno:
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Americas Most Trusted News Source on November 08, 2016, 01:19:12 AM
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Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Americas Most Trusted News Source on November 08, 2016, 01:20:53 AM
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Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Birk on November 08, 2016, 01:21:11 AM
KEK BE WITH U DONALD
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on November 08, 2016, 01:31:11 AM
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For Posterity:

God Bless U Donald
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Duwango on November 08, 2016, 01:34:34 AM
Kek be with u Donald
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: POST FRANK on November 08, 2016, 01:41:04 AM
>i no longer have a thread stickied

i guess its true that sose is going to hell in a handbasket
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Americas Most Trusted News Source on November 08, 2016, 02:08:25 AM
REMINDERS FOR TODAY: SPREAD TO ALL YOUR BLACKPILLED FAGGY FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CO-WORKERS:

The Media is crooked. We know this. They will work all of their old tricks to put their thumb on the scale. Know them and call them out.

- Try to bring at least one person (preferably 3+) that you think/know share your views with you. It isn't much, but every vote can help.

- Don't wear your MAGA hat, red clothing, or anything like that to the polls unless you want to potentially get into a fight. Even if that's not an issue for you, in many states wearing Trump gear in line can be considered electioneering and may require you to either leave the gear in your car or turn it inside out while in the polling place.

- If your state allows it, request a paper ballot and get a receipt. It may not stop fraud, but you'll know your vote was cast properly. If your state does not do any paper balloting, at least get a printout from the machine with your votes.

- Take a picture of your ballot/the screen with your final choices if your state allows it. Even if they don't you may want to take one anyway.

- They typically release 'exit polling' 2-4 hours before the first polls close. Ignore it. The media has already said they are not exit polling something like 22 states and they will put those pollsters in the safest Democrat districts they can find. They are done mostly to depress late Republican turnout.

- Expect the Democrats to sue to keep certain polling places open in big cities and big Democrat counties in swing states.

- Once the polls are closed, watch the behavior of the anchors and correspondents. States with Clinton leads will likely be quick or snap calls a minute after the polls close, while Trump states will linger in 'Too Early' or 'Too Close to Call' long into the 90%+ precinct reporting stage, even if Trump is up by insurmountable numbers.  If Trump wins, do NOT expect a call until well after midnight on the East Coast, even though nearly every important state closes their polls at 9PM or earlier.

- The last competitive states to close their polls will be Iowa and Nevada at 10 PM Eastern. The rest are West Coast/Alaska/Hawaii and those should all be nearly instant calls for the winner.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Americas Most Trusted News Source on November 08, 2016, 02:15:59 AM
>i no longer have a thread stickied

i guess its true that sose is going to hell in a handbasket

Frank Lives Matter
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Bill Wilkins on November 08, 2016, 02:37:59 AM
Kek has sent us his messenger.

(http://i.imgur.com/zhrO3v7.gif)

Now answer the fucking call.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Birk on November 08, 2016, 02:38:11 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ci5Qiq7.png)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Spazzard on November 08, 2016, 03:17:00 AM
Invalid Tweet ID

God Bless U Donald

:reagan:
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Tariq Aziz on November 08, 2016, 03:50:36 AM
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Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Michael Vick on November 08, 2016, 03:56:23 AM
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/020/360/462.jpg)

A VOTE FOR THE GOD-EMPEROR IS A VOTE AGAINST CHAOS

HILLARY'S VICE-PRESIDENT IS NAMED TIM KAINE

THE ELDAR GOD OF WAR IS NAMED KHAINE

THIS IS HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS

THEY'RE NOT EVEN HIDING THEIR HERESY ANYMORE
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Ethnic Minority Stock Image on November 08, 2016, 04:10:51 AM
Hoping for some global left-liberal tears. TRUMP.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on November 08, 2016, 05:51:41 AM

Godspeed, you country weirdos!
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Spazzard on November 08, 2016, 05:52:24 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/9zMUuTQ.jpg)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Affirmative Action Hero on November 08, 2016, 05:57:42 AM
Kek be with you Donald.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Spazzard on November 08, 2016, 06:04:22 AM
(http://oi66.tinypic.com/25stoxx.jpg)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Sad Byzantine Jesus on November 08, 2016, 06:06:58 AM
God bless Donald Trump

If you believe at all in God, don't forget to pray.  Even if you haven't done it in awhile.  We need it today.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Rocket on November 08, 2016, 06:45:28 AM
God bless Donald Trump

If you believe at all in God, don't forget to pray.  Even if you haven't done it in awhile.  We need it today.
This.


Also,
(http://i.imgur.com/9XehrtF.jpg)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Dem Wypipo on November 08, 2016, 07:02:11 AM
Today is _the_ day, goys.  Make sure your Trump-inclined friends and family vote today.  There are still a lot of states that do same day voter registration so don't let that hold anyone back.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Rocket on November 08, 2016, 07:38:17 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/tHZ3BGm.jpg)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on November 08, 2016, 08:44:25 AM
Nimble Navigators, Meme Teamers and 1488ers of the Trump Deplorables!

You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on other Fronts you will bring about the destruction of the Cultural Marxist war machine, the elimination of Globalist tyranny over oppressed peoples of Europe, and security for ourselves in a free world.

Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped and battle-hardened. Xhe will fight savagely.

But this is the current year. Much has happened since the Globalist triumphs of 2008. The Nationalists have inflicted upon the Globalists great defeats, in open battle, man-to-man. Our trolling offensive has seriously reduced their strength in the media and their capacity to wage war on the internet. Our Home Fronts have given us an overwhelming superiority in memes and weaponized autism, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men. The tide has turned. The free men of the world are marching together to victory.

I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty, and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full victory.

Good Luck! And let us all beseech the blessing of Almighty Kek upon this great and noble undertaking.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Death Camp for Cutie on November 08, 2016, 08:44:34 AM
Deus vult
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Rocket on November 08, 2016, 08:46:31 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/t2afFmO.jpg)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: AssPoundingFaggot on November 08, 2016, 08:59:29 AM
#MAGA

 :nixon:
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Death Camp for Cutie on November 08, 2016, 09:13:02 AM
Yo should have requested a paper ballot instead of using a Soros machine
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Hugh G. Gaines on November 08, 2016, 09:41:03 AM
Alt-right, Bart-breit
Election season ends tonight
With truth, justice and freedom's might
Pray The Donald wins tonight


God bless you, Mr. Trump.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Embedded YouTube Journo on November 08, 2016, 09:50:28 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/iaXvaH4.png)

voted.  Godspeed you beautiful orange creature.  Perhaps you're too good for this world.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Bill Wilkins on November 08, 2016, 10:05:34 AM
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Handyman on November 08, 2016, 10:09:23 AM
Please win, Donald. 

Can somebody please show me a really good database of :tom: LMAO type smileys?  If Trump wins, I'm going to be trolling the living fuck out of the sports forum where I post, which is about 40% shitlibs, 40% #NEVERTRUMP Republicans, and 20% patriots. 
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Bill Wilkins on November 08, 2016, 10:40:40 AM
GET TO THE FUCKING POLLS THE FREE WORLD IS AT STAKE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rx8_vjbXX4
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Bill Wilkins on November 08, 2016, 11:03:00 AM

Donald Jr. getting some 1488 vibes here.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: AssPoundingFaggot on November 08, 2016, 11:24:19 AM
If Trump wins I think I will sacrifice my SA account trolling D&D. It will be well worth it. :reagan:
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Dem Wypipo on November 08, 2016, 11:27:06 AM
Poll watcher update for you goys.  Keep in mind I'm in a precinct that went for Obama by over 70% in 2012.

- Lots of huwhites.

- Lots of whites wearing NRA hats.  A very good sign for Trump.  One chick was wearing Duck Dynasty sweatpants. I can assume she went for Trump as well.  Lots of white people were just outright announcing who they were voting for and it was all Trump.  One guy went for Gary Bongson and kept talking about how the election turned into a circus.  To be fair, there were a few catladies with gigantic asses who probably went for Hillary.  Overall I'd say that Trump is dominating the white turnout.

- Four or five latinos out of about 110 votes as of now.  Only two black people and one of them worked for the po-leece.  So in an area with 40% minorities, it is over 90% white turnout as of now.  So we might be seeing the monster vote showing up, at least in my precinct.

- One of the old lady election officials said that she saw more voting in two hours than the entirety of 2012.

Keep up the high energy goys, I believe he is going to pull this off.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: J Dog on November 08, 2016, 11:33:50 AM
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Out-of-Our-Polls-Trump-Shirtless-Women-Escorted-Out-of-Manhattan-Polling-Station-400391281.html

Quote
'Out of Our Polls, Trump': Topless Women Escorted Out of Manhattan Polling Station

The women wore jeans but no tops. One had the word “Trump” near her collarbone and the words “Grab your balls” scrawled on her belly.

Watch the video, its worth it.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Ethnic Minority Stock Image on November 08, 2016, 12:25:02 PM
Isn't. Tits censored.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: marlon perkins on November 08, 2016, 12:38:34 PM

Godspeed, you country weirdos!

You magnificent bastard, I tried your oatmeal!
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Bill Wilkins on November 08, 2016, 01:05:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/X4wgz4u.png)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: David Hedgehogstein on November 08, 2016, 01:30:15 PM
The tears in the morning will be incredible; either from NeverTrump Clinton lovers, or you faggots here. I win regardless.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Slacktivist on November 08, 2016, 01:33:00 PM
Proudly voted.

Saw two black people out of all the staff and a line of a hundred at a small one machine voting place. In Maryland, mind you. I really hope Hillary's entire battle plan wasn't based on Obama's turnouts...
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Ethnic Minority Stock Image on November 08, 2016, 01:38:09 PM
The tears in the morning will be incredible; either from NeverTrump Clinton lovers, or you faggots here. I win regardless.
theres bound to be a few giggles mate
(http://i.imgur.com/s5d2Uvs.gif)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Rocket on November 08, 2016, 01:44:35 PM
Proudly voted.

Saw two black people out of all the staff and a line of a hundred at a small one machine voting place. In Maryland, mind you. I really hope Hillary's entire battle plan wasn't based on Obama's turnouts...
I hope it was so it will end in failure for her.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Spokker on November 08, 2016, 02:01:29 PM
It would be cool if Trump won.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: J Dog on November 08, 2016, 02:02:29 PM
Proudly voted.

Ditto.  First time I voted for a Republican president since 2004.

Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Spokker on November 08, 2016, 02:07:09 PM
Proudly voted.

Ditto.  First time I voted for a Republican president since 2004.
This is my first time voting for a Republican president ever.

2004: Kerry
2008: Obama
2012: Johnson
2016: Trump

If Trump doesn't win I guess I gotta write in Ron Paul's Rotting Corpse in 2020.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: [HEAD NIGGER OF STRUG] anti-Semitic graphs on November 08, 2016, 02:25:08 PM
I JUST GOT BACK FROM VOTING, MAGA BABY
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: The Goon Patroon on November 08, 2016, 02:29:04 PM
The tears in the morning will be incredible; either from NeverTrump Clinton lovers, or you faggots here. I win regardless.

Sup fellow faggot
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Hugh G. Gaines on November 08, 2016, 02:43:20 PM
Y'all niggas in :strug: post shit about the poll collapse on Clinton.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Bill Wilkins on November 08, 2016, 02:49:03 PM
I JUST GOT BACK FROM VOTING, MAGA BABY

(http://i.imgur.com/3wnSz4x.gif)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Bill Wilkins on November 08, 2016, 03:31:06 PM
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on November 08, 2016, 03:45:52 PM
Reposting this from Strug on behalf of Pussy Cancer, for posterity:


(http://i.imgur.com/Z5NYwVS.png)

:trumpthumb:
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Martin Looter King on November 08, 2016, 05:50:50 PM
From Strug on behalf of Slacktivist:

(http://i.imgur.com/HMJdbFm.jpg)

 :nixon:
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Dem Wypipo on November 08, 2016, 05:54:00 PM
From Strug on behalf of Slacktivist:

(http://i.imgur.com/HMJdbFm.jpg)

 :nixon:

A sign that kek is doing his thing this election
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Bill Wilkins on November 08, 2016, 06:01:23 PM
Holy fuck. Owned.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: kornbeef on November 08, 2016, 06:17:42 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwxqsFRW8AAWlzx.jpg)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Nasekuchen on November 08, 2016, 06:19:56 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwxqsFRW8AAWlzx.jpg)

I love the despecialized edition
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on November 08, 2016, 06:40:22 PM
From Strug on behalf of Slacktivist:

(http://i.imgur.com/HMJdbFm.jpg)

 :nixon:

:vince:
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Embedded YouTube Journo on November 08, 2016, 06:41:53 PM
From Strug on behalf of Slacktivist:

(http://i.imgur.com/HMJdbFm.jpg)

 :nixon:

curse of donald right? either that or one hell of a toxx clause
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Legal Swedish Rape Gang on November 08, 2016, 06:43:34 PM
From Strug on behalf of Slacktivist:

(http://i.imgur.com/HMJdbFm.jpg)

 :nixon:

PRAISE BE UNTO KEK!
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: nerdball on November 08, 2016, 06:58:55 PM
Live auto-updates with fun little sprites from the Guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/nov/08/us-election-2016-results-live-clinton-trump?view=map&type=presidential

Just ignore their "analysis" because it's gay af.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Ethnic Minority Stock Image on November 08, 2016, 07:01:43 PM
Live auto-updates with fun little sprites from the Guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/nov/08/us-election-2016-results-live-clinton-trump?view=map&type=presidential

Just ignore their "analysis" because it's gay af.

(http://i.imgur.com/5kypcXM.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/tKOLjPg.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/QLI09MQ.png)

Looks ok to me  :nixon:
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: nerdball on November 08, 2016, 07:03:39 PM
Live auto-updates with fun little sprites from the Guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/nov/08/us-election-2016-results-live-clinton-trump?view=map&type=presidential

Just ignore their "analysis" because it's gay af.

(http://i.imgur.com/5kypcXM.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/tKOLjPg.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/QLI09MQ.png)

Looks ok to me  :nixon:

:trumpthumb:
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on November 08, 2016, 07:03:57 PM
Voted MAGA. Currently watching :mel: in "The Patriot". Boozing commences at films end.

 :trumpthumb:




(http://i.imgur.com/pxi2zQn.gif) (http://i.imgur.com/pxi2zQn.gif) (http://i.imgur.com/pxi2zQn.gif) (http://i.imgur.com/pxi2zQn.gif)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Ethnic Minority Stock Image on November 08, 2016, 07:06:28 PM
AP is starting to release exit poll results. Indiana and Kentucky for Trump, Vermont for Hillary. Gonna sleep soon and see if I wake up to a Trump America in the news.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: nerdball on November 08, 2016, 07:16:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/YeVbwasl.jpg)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Ethnic Minority Stock Image on November 08, 2016, 07:23:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J14szcA66_c
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on November 08, 2016, 07:35:27 PM
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/11/07/schieffer-election-eve/

Quote
On the eve of the 2016 presidential election, CBS News contributor Bob Schieffer said he had never seen a campaign like the one this year – and he didn’t mean it in a positive way.

“I have seen a few, but I’ve run out of ways to say I’ve never seen one like this. It’s as if the nation is enduring some kind of curse,” Schieffer said on the CBS Evening News Monday. “What should we expect next – that it will rain frogs? I wouldn’t bet against it.”

:pepe: :smugpepe: :pepe: :smugpepe: :pepe: :smugpepe: :pepe: :smugpepe: :pepe: :smugpepe: :pepe: :smugpepe: :pepe: :smugpepe: :pepe: :smugpepe:
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Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Hugh G. Gaines on November 08, 2016, 08:10:08 PM
*clouds begin to gather over Schieffer's office*
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: The Watcher on November 08, 2016, 08:42:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/HiwzN2Z.jpg)
Brought this with me to the polls for luck.
God Bless U Donald
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Aran on November 08, 2016, 08:51:35 PM
Nice neckbeard
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: The Watcher on November 08, 2016, 08:56:51 PM
Nice neckbeard
stubble  :colbert:



edit: + chest hair
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on November 08, 2016, 09:02:07 PM
Holy shit where do i get a pepe bobblehead!?
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: The Watcher on November 08, 2016, 09:06:43 PM
Holy shit where do i get a pepe bobblehead!?
https://www.amazon.com/Flynn-Farms-Pepe-Bobblehead/dp/B01GFAX6QS/ref=sr_1_15?ie=UTF8&qid=1478657130&sr=8-15&keywords=pepe+the+frog :smugpepe:
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Waltzing Matilda on November 08, 2016, 09:24:14 PM
Well this is proving more entertaining than I thought.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Hugh G. Gaines on November 08, 2016, 09:28:13 PM
I'm on the edge of my memes.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Waltzing Matilda on November 08, 2016, 09:41:01 PM
How much damage will a Clinton loss do to the Democrats?

One reason why many people liked Trump was because he was a slap in the face to the old GOP who wanted to field safe, establishment candidates.  If Clinton loses, will it force any change in the Democratic Party?
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: J Dog on November 08, 2016, 09:43:48 PM
How much damage will a Clinton loss do to the Democrats?

A Clinton loss means that the Obama wing of the party would take over, moving it much farther to the left.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: The Watcher on November 08, 2016, 09:45:16 PM
How much damage will a Clinton loss do to the Democrats?

A Clinton loss means that the Obama wing of the party would take over, moving it much farther to the left.
Does that include the Bernie wing in your opinion or do you mean the Obama cronyism?
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: J Dog on November 08, 2016, 09:48:18 PM
Does that include the Bernie wing in your opinion or do you mean the Obama cronyism?

Cronyism, mostly.  People like Julian Castro, not actual old school (read: white) socialists like Bernie.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Whig Historian on November 08, 2016, 10:02:59 PM
This is the thread for posting sweet, salty tears, right?

Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: [HEAD NIGGER OF STRUG] anti-Semitic graphs on November 08, 2016, 10:13:17 PM
This is the thread for posting sweet, salty tears, right?

Well, next step is to put you in an oven.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Psycho Dad on November 08, 2016, 10:15:20 PM
This is the thread for posting sweet, salty tears, right?


Well, this is how we move forward, you cocksucking Keynesian kike.

We hang your ass from the nearest lamppost, then beat you with Negan's Lucille until you're a pile of bloody heeb giblets. You incompetent know-nothing Jew shitbag.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Waltzing Matilda on November 08, 2016, 10:17:46 PM
How much damage will a Clinton loss do to the Democrats?

A Clinton loss means that the Obama wing of the party would take over, moving it much farther to the left.

Isn't the Dems moving further to the left what shitlibs want, though?
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Ghost of Vince Foster on November 08, 2016, 10:24:06 PM
How much damage will a Clinton loss do to the Democrats?

A Clinton loss means that the Obama wing of the party would take over, moving it much farther to the left.
Does that include the Bernie wing in your opinion or do you mean the Obama cronyism?

It'll be the Bernie wing of the party from now on. The Obama wing isn't gonna be much of a thing once that faggot leaves office.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: RIP hitler on November 08, 2016, 10:29:26 PM
Trump is winning?!
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: kornbeef on November 08, 2016, 10:30:47 PM
Post links to liberal tears (D&D, neogaf, etc.)

Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Bill Wilkins on November 08, 2016, 10:31:19 PM

IT'S FUCKING ON.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on November 08, 2016, 10:47:53 PM
This is the thread for posting sweet, salty tears, right?

Cocksucking Keynesian Kike.

New user name please mods
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Gender Fluids on November 08, 2016, 10:53:34 PM
if this really happens I'm gonna suicide my account into D&D inshallah bruvs
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: blasting_asshole on November 08, 2016, 10:53:51 PM
Quote from: ImpAtom

    You are exactly unskewing shit. She's lost. It is over. Our 45th president is Donald Trump. We're the smug-ass motherfuckers who were so confident in our victory that we let it slip away. We've ruined any chance this country has for progress or recovery and have probably lost abortion, the supreme court, health insurance and anything else. We are irrevocably fucked and you're clinging to a non-existant win because you are too afraid to admit that your smug "she won't lose' predictions had no merit at all.

Quote from: Chump Farts" post="466249864
Fuck you, Trump, I just started investing and now stocks are gonna tank.

Also, people are mad about their infant children having to be born into the world with President Trump.

Edit: First time I've posted/submitted "President Trump"  :allears:
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Waltzing Matilda on November 08, 2016, 10:57:27 PM
lol

Trump just took Florida.

Currently Trump 197, Hillary 131.  Even California can't save Hillary now.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Hugh G. Gaines on November 08, 2016, 11:00:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws3H0OOyJSA
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: jabba on November 08, 2016, 11:10:44 PM
secretly pulled the lever for the madman here in CA. feels like the twilight zone
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on November 08, 2016, 11:25:07 PM
welp maybe i was wrong

i guess we'll see in the morning well cya
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Duwango on November 08, 2016, 11:29:28 PM
HEY Grover. Glad to hear you're acknowledging the error of your ways!

But you're still a gigantic niggerfag regardless.

 :geithner:

Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: LITERALLY WORSE THAN BUSH on November 08, 2016, 11:33:31 PM
welp maybe i was wrong

i guess we'll see in the morning well cya
nigger

Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Dem Wypipo on November 08, 2016, 11:37:08 PM
welp maybe i was wrong

i guess we'll see in the morning well cya

LOL, you and sad handwringing faggots like Handyman and GAPO are not going to get away with it that easily.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Hugh G. Gaines on November 08, 2016, 11:45:28 PM
THIS IS IT, AMERICA.

THIS IS THE END OF DONALD TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Spokker on November 08, 2016, 11:47:37 PM
I am so proud tonight.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: J Dog on November 08, 2016, 11:48:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bayoW1z.jpg)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: GBS Rapefugee on November 08, 2016, 11:56:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/d7KCe9b.png)

Ahahahahahah

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Duwango on November 09, 2016, 12:05:14 AM
 :tenbux:
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Slacktivist on November 09, 2016, 12:06:29 AM
reminder to harvest liberal tears here (http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=8037.0)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: nerdball on November 09, 2016, 12:08:30 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/K3jd2gP.jpg)

MAGA
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: J Dog on November 09, 2016, 12:10:13 AM
Hillary Clinton Watch Party:

(http://i.imgur.com/1wQj2Pe.jpg)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: internettroon on November 09, 2016, 12:24:40 AM
So trannies and other sadbrains are literally threatening suicide over the results from tonight in the DnD thread. LOL
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: The Watcher on November 09, 2016, 12:25:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/bayoW1z.jpg)
Hillary Clinton Watch Party:

(http://i.imgur.com/1wQj2Pe.jpg)
So trannies and other sadbrains are literally threatening suicide over the results from tonight in the DnD thread. LOL

Me
(http://i.imgur.com/uSMeFET.jpg)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Whig Historian on November 09, 2016, 12:39:34 AM
God has a special providence for fools, drunkards, and the UNITED STATES OF MOTHERFUCKING AMERICA.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Ethnic Minority Stock Image on November 09, 2016, 01:05:48 AM
Quote from: Aesop Poprock" post="466258052
There's probably going to be at least a few people who are going to kill themselves over this by morning. A lot of lgbt people I know are in blind panic attack mode

Goons on suicide watch
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Private Pile on November 09, 2016, 01:08:04 AM
I have to confess.  I wanted to believe, but...my faith was weak...and I doubted the strength of our Emperor.  What must I do to atone?
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on November 09, 2016, 01:09:17 AM
The only time my faith in the God Emperor and Lord Kek himself was shaken was at 5:30 PM PST today, seeing my prog coworkers gloat about Hillary winning. 
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Ethnic Minority Stock Image on November 09, 2016, 01:11:59 AM
Quote from: Aerox" post="466252953
Whatever happens tonight, I hope every single person in this thread doesn't fall into a trap of blaming minority voters, and/or blaming women voters for any of this.

This is 100% the fault of white voters. It's not because minorities didn't turn out, it's not because submissive white women ended up voting for Trump, and it's not because we didn't nominate a democratic socialist who would have magically pulled a bunch of uneducated white Trump voters while also siphoning a ton of Republican voters who secretly love socialism into the D camp.

America as a whole profoundly underestimated the white anger in this country and everyone in this thread, including myself, are guilty of that. I don't know what the strategy is going forward, but whatever we're doing hasn't worked, and there needs to be a much greater minority reachout than whatever Hillary did or relying on Bernie's "I marched with MLK and also racial struggles aren't real and just class problems" idea.

The Democrats need to either fully embrace minority needs on a genuine level or make a massive pivot to address a bunch of complaints of poor white rural voters, which probably means going whole hog on racist policies.

Imagine a government having to pay attention to white proles?!?!? The modern far and liberal lefts not well hidden worst nightmare.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: kornbeef on November 09, 2016, 01:19:42 AM
Chris Matthews flipping out around 9pm when it started looking like Trump could win.

https://pjmedia.com/video/liberal-media-freaking-out-chris-matthews-says-its-too-close-for-comfort/

:hardball:
:tom:
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: kornbeef on November 09, 2016, 01:23:52 AM
"Eerie silence at Clinton HQ as Trump moves towards election upset"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LyhsvNdtk8
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Ethnic Minority Stock Image on November 09, 2016, 01:30:09 AM
:farage: I had my doubts it was going to be a repeat of the Brexit polls, but it was. And it's another beautiful upset to establishment control in the West.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: European Cuckdom on November 09, 2016, 01:32:41 AM
The people at the huffpoz are still pushing the on.the.brink (sic) headline
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on November 09, 2016, 01:36:48 AM
The happening is here, helicopter rides begin at dawn.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: furly_ghost on November 09, 2016, 01:41:41 AM
THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF THE YEAR, OR MAYBE OF LIFE
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Waltzing Matilda on November 09, 2016, 01:42:30 AM
I wonder how many goons toxxed for Clinton.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: J Dog on November 09, 2016, 01:43:07 AM
Best.  Election.  Ever.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Gender Studies Barista on November 09, 2016, 01:48:14 AM
Hahahahahahah, eat shit D&D, you stupid faggots. Eat shit progtards. You did this. Maybe you shouldn't have called for the death of white people, shamed them, mocked them and ignored them. Especially the poor. Your disgust for the poor cost you.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Nasekuchen on November 09, 2016, 01:49:17 AM
Gamergate did this
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: GameDev Grade Dildo on November 09, 2016, 01:59:49 AM
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on November 09, 2016, 02:02:08 AM
I wish it could be 2016 Election Season 365 days a year, for the rest of my life.   :myecred:
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Ethnic Minority Stock Image on November 09, 2016, 02:06:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/dzodKlZ.jpg)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Michael Vick on November 09, 2016, 02:08:00 AM
Some shitlib tears from my Facebook feed:

Quote
hey. i'm going to lay in bed and try to sleep now, but i just need some of you to understand something.
i'm a black gay woman. under a president who (in spite of what did and did not occur politically during his presidency) was never anything but polite and respectful, i was afraid to be perceived as a preconceived reflection of my race or gender or sexual orientation. so please understand that under a racist, sexist, homophobic president, i am very, very afraid. please do not belittle my fear. you do not, can not know what i am feeling.

Hark! A fellow shitlib responds:

Quote
I love you. I am sitting here watching my country vote to take away my health insurance [which could mean my life] and I am watching my beloved gay, bi, trans, and disabled friends quake with fear. I am sitting here shaking. And while I'm not in your shoes, I'm scared for myself. And I'm scared for you. And I'm here with you.

:lf:
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Ethnic Minority Stock Image on November 09, 2016, 02:08:47 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/977sgnx.jpg)

which ss poster is this?
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Bill Wilkins on November 09, 2016, 02:09:16 AM
They're going to try and fucking steal Michigan & Pennsylvania during the night dude. This is fucking insane. Never doubt the sleaziness and the reach of the Clinton Machine.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Hugh G. Gaines on November 09, 2016, 02:10:31 AM
Pennsylvania has already been called for Trump by multiple orgs, including the AP. 268 EVs plus Alaska and Maine district 2.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on November 09, 2016, 02:10:51 AM
Hillary refuses to concede:

:tuss:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-accept-election-results_us_582094f8e4b0aac6248591c7
Here’s What Could Happen If Donald Trump Doesn’t Accept The Election Results

https://news.vice.com/story/what-happens-if-donald-trump-loses-and-refuses-to-concede

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/2016-election-day/what-happens-if-donald-trump-loses-won-t-concede-n679481
What Happens if Donald Trump Loses and Won't Concede?

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/donald-trump-concede-succession-227252
What if Trump won't accept defeat?
As their nominee unravels, Republicans worry where his scorched-earth, rigged-election rhetoric leads the GOP and the country.


:megatuss:

Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Nasekuchen on November 09, 2016, 02:17:20 AM
these fucking fools think that by stalling the outcome and trying some shenanigans with the results they can get away with this without turning their opponents civil war tier angry

goddamn, we're really going there. Glad I got my gun safe stocked
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Obese-n-Triggered on November 09, 2016, 02:18:17 AM
Nimble Navigators, Meme Teamers and 1488ers of the Trump Deplorables!

You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on other Fronts you will bring about the destruction of the Cultural Marxist war machine, the elimination of Globalist tyranny over oppressed peoples of Europe, and security for ourselves in a free world.

Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped and battle-hardened. Xhe will fight savagely.

But this is the current year. Much has happened since the Globalist triumphs of 2008. The Nationalists have inflicted upon the Globalists great defeats, in open battle, man-to-man. Our trolling offensive has seriously reduced their strength in the media and their capacity to wage war on the internet. Our Home Fronts have given us an overwhelming superiority in memes and weaponized autism, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men. The tide has turned. The free men of the world are marching together to victory.

I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty, and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full victory.

Good Luck! And let us all beseech the blessing of Almighty Kek upon this great and noble undertaking.

Praise kek
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Ghost of Vince Foster on November 09, 2016, 02:21:59 AM
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/276/747/bf9.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/FJqmPZU.png)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Ghostse on November 09, 2016, 02:28:22 AM
Praise Kek.

Can't fault Shilary for contesting. Setting asside the fact she needs to keep the dream alive as long as possible because this is it, this is the highwater mark, she'll never get this close to power ever again - its close enough in enough places might as well ride it out to the end.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Americas Most Trusted News Source on November 09, 2016, 02:37:20 AM
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Waltzing Matilda on November 09, 2016, 02:43:57 AM
Hillary sure made history today.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Ghostse on November 09, 2016, 02:52:31 AM
Conversation with friend's wife:
"Well, I guess its fine. Its not like I'm going to meet him. But if I do, I'd want to punch him in the face."
"Why?"
"For the stuff he said."
"Like what?"
"You know the sexist stuff."
"Well, ok. But what specifically?"
"Because a lot of people want to, not because of his policies but things he said."
"So you think people should be punched in the face for their opinions?"
"Ugh look I don't want to get into this I had a long day."

I didn't even get to flip the script on punching Hilary. SAD.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on November 09, 2016, 02:53:54 AM
Fam, I love all of you. We did it! :yuge:
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Waltzing Matilda on November 09, 2016, 02:56:43 AM
Conversation with friend's wife:
"Well, I guess its fine. Its not like I'm going to meet him. But if I do, I'd want to punch him in the face."
"Why?"
"For the stuff he said."
"Like what?"
"You know the sexist stuff."
"Well, ok. But what specifically?"
"Because a lot of people want to, not because of his policies but things he said."
"So you think people should be punched in the face for their opinions?"
"Ugh look I don't want to get into this I had a long day."

I didn't even get to flip the script on punching Hilary. SAD.

So if Hillary had won and she'd had the opportunity to meet the First Couple, I assume she'd have punched Bill for being a sleazy, sexist douchebag who preyed on interns.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Nasekuchen on November 09, 2016, 02:58:46 AM
man I cant believe trump lost
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Birk on November 09, 2016, 03:40:36 AM
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Duwango on November 09, 2016, 03:41:55 AM
Hey you piece of shit RACISTS, it's AIN'T over just YET

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/0565ee7c6fb24e222c7d1e59e68d3998/tumblr_ogd27iroyv1r5le4go1_1280.png)

it’s transparent

have fun

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/4f1ec1743d3fcee4c71727d4bd659898/tumblr_ogd4suHIe41qh6gzao1_1280.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/cf47f9c200ff5213818909adad963449/tumblr_ogd64nVmmu1s514nio1_1280.png)

America is literally done for :myecred:
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Waltzing Matilda on November 09, 2016, 03:45:02 AM
What irks me is that when the world doesn't end and these chucklefucks aren't sent to death camps, none of them are going to acknowledge that they were wrong.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Bill Wilkins on November 09, 2016, 03:46:52 AM
Hillary sure made history today.

:airhorn:
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Cock Me Amadeus on November 09, 2016, 04:12:03 AM
I still have Shmorky's number saved in my phone, and I knew that if I ever texted it I would get instantly blocked.  So I saved it just in case for whatever reason I would feel like saying something to him, knowing I could only do it once.  I texted him a picture of my Trump vote today, the very moment that he won.  It was worth it.  It was so worth it for all the times that faggot screeched "TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER!" in my ear.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Gender Studies Barista on November 09, 2016, 04:26:49 AM
I still have Shmorky's number saved in my phone, and I knew that if I ever texted it I would get instantly blocked.  So I saved it just in case for whatever reason I would feel like saying something to him, knowing I could only do it once.  I texted him a picture of my Trump vote today, the very moment that he won.  It was worth it.  It was so worth it for all the times that faggot screeched "TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER!" in my ear.

This is beautiful.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: jabba on November 09, 2016, 04:39:09 AM
i walked into the voting booth here in sunny california today, knowing full well that if i voted for "Gary Johnson" and took the blue pill, i could go on living my normal life, telling the truth to my friends and co-workers (i'm a terrible liar), and not putting my life and career in tech at risk.

but when i was in the booth today i knew what had to be done. even though i knew it wouldn't make a difference, i put a "big fucking X" next to the madman's name and downed the red pill. i just couldn't live with myself otherwise.

so, when you see the little pinpricks of red scattered among the return map sea of blue in silicon valley, know that we are here, waiting in silence, for the time when we can take at least some sliver of credit for what is to come.

also, SS, you are all pantshitting faggots that i don't always agree with, but i thank you for helping wake me the fuck up.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Waltzing Matilda on November 09, 2016, 04:40:58 AM
If you've got SA access, this thread is beautiful.

It's a thread started in C-SPAM a few days ago in anticipation of posting links to Republican meltdowns.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3796630
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Male Gaze on November 09, 2016, 04:54:17 AM
Post highlights faggot
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: GameDev Grade Dildo on November 09, 2016, 05:01:15 AM
Post highlights faggot

Quote from: RandomBlue" post="466268790
Remember all the cool shit Obama has said in speeches over the years?  Imagine that but instead it's brown people taking r jerbs and Gina faking all this climate change bullshit with a side of womens wanting a strong man to grab them in special places when they have dinner ready when you get home from work.  All your princesses should grown up lucky enough to be oggled at a  Trump-owned beauty pageant in all their natural glory.

I for one am glad we'll finally stop ll the terrorism that's plagued the US in the last 10 years... (Wait, wasn't 9/11 more than 15 years ago now?... whatever, terrism, shoes in airports...).

I'm building my own wall around my compound.

Quote from: corn in the bible" post="466268910
dnc should learn 2 things:

1: turns out when you call a bunch of new voters sexist assholes they don't have the party loyalty to support you anyway in the general
2: dont nominate a white person you dumb fucks

Quote from: Smoking Crow, literal mentally ill pervert" post="466268984
This might cause a liberal revolution as young ppl enter politics like what happened after nixon

(http://i.imgur.com/ftipMEn.jpg)


Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: SparkleNigger on November 09, 2016, 05:15:49 AM
The schadenfreude today has brought was worth losing 2 or 3 twitter followers over. Finally, the Clinton dynasty can vanish in a puff of shit-scented failure and America can go back to being great.

Or at least usher in a generation of HTFU as the gibs and career victimhood begin to decline
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Muh Dick on November 09, 2016, 05:24:38 AM
Hey you piece of shit RACISTS, it's AIN'T over just YET

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/0565ee7c6fb24e222c7d1e59e68d3998/tumblr_ogd27iroyv1r5le4go1_1280.png)

it’s transparent

have fun

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/4f1ec1743d3fcee4c71727d4bd659898/tumblr_ogd4suHIe41qh6gzao1_1280.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/cf47f9c200ff5213818909adad963449/tumblr_ogd64nVmmu1s514nio1_1280.png)

America is literally done for :myecred:

(http://i.imgur.com/2BWOhlU.jpg)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: OOK OOK SCREE (D-IL) on November 09, 2016, 05:44:53 AM
What irks me is that when the world doesn't end and these chucklefucks aren't sent to death camps, none of them are going to acknowledge that they were wrong.

And if we finally experience a resurgence in wages and employment they're going to say "Oh Obamacare just needed more time to work!" and use a million different excuses why they were Never Wrong.

I don't care if this makes me sound like a libfag but I'm done in anything more than an acquaintance sense with anyone who was a Hillary voter who was old enough to know better.  They let their country down and had to get dragged kicking and screaming into political reform that was obvious to anyone who didn't live in the most self deceptive fantasy land, and wanted to preserve their own social standing to the point they were willing to let their country burn for it.  Their pussy couldn't handle mean words to the point they stuck their fingers in their ears to the most corruption ever seen in a non-African country and burned any bridges they could to get there.  Maybe when they have to handle consequences of their actions they'll be incentivized to change their tune, it's clearly more than just simple idiocy that gets you to that point.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Bill Wilkins on November 09, 2016, 05:51:18 AM
I'm glad Trump won, but it's still disturbing to see how much of the popular vote that two-faced, backstabbing, pay-for-play cunt still got.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Socialist Cuckservative on November 09, 2016, 06:05:19 AM
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Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Male Gaze on November 09, 2016, 06:09:34 AM
I'm glad Trump won, but it's still disturbing to see how much of the popular vote that two-faced, backstabbing, pay-for-play cunt still got.
Illegal votes.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Bill Wilkins on November 09, 2016, 06:10:17 AM
Also, Hillary sending her spirit cooking whipping boy John Podesta out there to tell her "supporters" to go home says everything you need to know about her. She has never given a fuck about you. She couldn't even muster up the courage to talk to you in person. You're nothing to her.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Affirmative Action Hero on November 09, 2016, 06:18:33 AM
Trump's campaign: America First
Hillary's campaign: Hillary First

Good riddance to that fucking cunt. Now let's see how the Democrat Party will deal with the fallout. Let's see how Obama will deal with her. My guess that he will indict and pardon her before Trump goes into office. Also this is the end of both Clintons' and Bushes' legacies. Trump is my fucking hero and this was the election of a lifetime.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Spazzard on November 09, 2016, 06:39:07 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/uqJiur4.png)

 :reagan:
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Französisch on November 09, 2016, 07:25:38 AM
(https://i.sli.mg/mhYlWA.jpg)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Tariq Aziz on November 09, 2016, 07:27:06 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cw0I-XRWgAAYcLP.jpg)

GOOD MORNING REALITY!
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Tariq Aziz on November 09, 2016, 07:31:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ftipMEn.jpg)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: LawnGnome on November 09, 2016, 07:39:51 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cw0I-XRWgAAYcLP.jpg)

GOOD MORNING REALITY!

Holy shit is that for real?
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: kornbeef on November 09, 2016, 07:55:23 AM
Nate Cohn ✔ @Nate_Cohn
Clinton suffered her biggest losses in the places where Obama was strongest among white voters. It's not a simple racism story
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Dem Wypipo on November 09, 2016, 07:57:13 AM
The best part is that she can't contest it or demand vote recounts because it would expose mass voter fraud that her campaign committed.  So she has opted to just slink away, giving a middle finger to the country and her supporters.

Oh well, fuck her.  I am also annoyed they won't call Michigan, New Hampshire, Arizona, or Minnesota.  Just call it, you cunts.

Nate Cohn ✔ @Nate_Cohn
Clinton suffered her biggest losses in the places where Obama was strongest among white voters. It's not a simple racism story


LOL, racist whites are the narrative.  If you think anti-white sentiment was common on the left, you haven't seen anything yet.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Tariq Aziz on November 09, 2016, 07:59:25 AM
LawnGnome: Sorry, false alarm. If you flip the newspaper around, it shows a Good Morning Mr President

Cool trick by the way

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwz_s7JWEAAU_pN.jpg)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: The Watcher on November 09, 2016, 08:31:44 AM
I still have Shmorky's number saved in my phone, and I knew that if I ever texted it I would get instantly blocked.  So I saved it just in case for whatever reason I would feel like saying something to him, knowing I could only do it once.  I texted him a picture of my Trump vote today, the very moment that he won.  It was worth it.  It was so worth it for all the times that faggot screeched "TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER!" in my ear.
Never stop posting you crazy diamond. On a side note does anyone have any good YouTube video video compilations to feed my NaCl lust? Bonus points if it is to that"how to save a life" song.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on November 09, 2016, 08:45:29 AM
When I went to bed Hillary was refusing to concede, Emailboy was vowing to fight on, and Fox was speculating that she was lawyering it up.

I woke up in Trump's America.

feels good man
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: asip on November 09, 2016, 09:25:38 AM
It's been a long time since I've posted or visited but you are all wonderful. Fuck Clinton. Make America Great Again. Man the camps.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: kornbeef on November 09, 2016, 09:39:17 AM
Kurt Eichenwald ‏@kurteichenwald  9h9 hours ago
Dow futures down 800 points.

*dow opens unchanged*


Kristi Culpepper ‏@munilass   11m11 minutes ago
Just looked at Kurt Eichenwald's tweets and I am laughing so hard it physically hurts.


eta: if for some reason stocks DO tank, it will be the 2nd best buying opportunity of your lives (to 2008 when everything crashed and I went all in  :bernanke:).
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: kornbeef on November 09, 2016, 09:56:35 AM
Dave Rubin ‏@RubinReport  9h9 hours ago
Media which got everything wrong will now tell you all the things that will happen as a result of the thing they said wouldn't happen.


Christina H. Sommers ‏@CHSommers  8h8 hours ago
Did #Gamergate do this?
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: kornbeef on November 09, 2016, 10:03:20 AM
https://reason.com/blog/2016/11/09/trump-won-because-leftist-political-corr

Trump Won Because Leftist Political Correctness Inspired a Terrifying Backlash
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Slacktivist on November 09, 2016, 10:24:31 AM
I'm so happy Trump won because he did it despite the Illuminati. Can you believe that? Doesn't it feel great to say that out loud? The no shit Illuminati LOST? The MSM was state run propaganda on Hillary's call, the DNC poisoned public discourse for years with LITERALLY HITLER, the fucking GOP itself tried to stop him countless times!

AND TRUMP ENDURED! HE FUCKING GREW STRONGER EACH TIME! AND HE WON! HE PROVED THAT YOUR VOTE MATTERS!

HOW AMERICAN IS THAT!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrZt45PEbSk
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on November 09, 2016, 10:30:42 AM
butthurt on the news or reddit is one thing, another thing altogether is butthurt crying on faceberg and then getting to, in person, in real life, with a big smile on your face, walk past the desk of the nig/fag/cuck/greenhaired reddit catlady or whoever posted it.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Mandingo on November 09, 2016, 11:17:34 AM
(https://i.sli.mg/Jlbosq.png)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: sex bot semen tank on November 09, 2016, 11:34:58 AM
We did it, you glorious faggots. Thank you for being the best place on the internet to follow this shit - no autism, just lie tears and MAGA. I hope history remembers the 2016 election as the election that started America on the long path to becoming the nation of the future again.

God Bless.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: kornbeef on November 09, 2016, 11:41:56 AM
Alt-Right Declares Total Victory: ‘We’re the Establishment Now’

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/11/09/alt-right-declares-total-victory-we-re-the-establishment-now.html
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: GameDev Grade Dildo on November 09, 2016, 11:52:30 AM
I never hated and still don't hate Black Jesus the way many on this board do, but this article is sweet schadenfreude anyway:

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/obama-hurt-by-trump-win-2016-election-231103

The picture is especially perfect.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Gender Studies Barista on November 09, 2016, 12:37:30 PM
Its a personal rebuke because you did jack shit for the poor and working class. They suffered day after day of hearing how the economy as so great and jobs were being created. Meanwhile, they have fucking eyes. They didn't see a single person doing well, when they saw corporations get record profits and massive amounts of free cash, no strings. Their wages haven't increased in 3 fucking decades, meanwhile you have globalist cunts getting massively wealthy and wanting more.

The ACA is proving to be a disaster  (except for medicaid expansion and pre existing conditions) because you have insurance companies dropping out of it like flies, premiums massively increased for shittier insurance and deductibles in the five digits.

You supported BLM, shamed whites, called them racist/sexist and made race relations worse than they have been in 30 years.

The ME was made a mess under your watch, and you destabilized Lybia, dragged us into more pointless adventures in the desert.

You truly do not understand and you never will. Progtards won't either. They won't learn. But fuck them. They reaped what they sowed.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: kornbeef on November 09, 2016, 01:03:59 PM
I never hated and still don't hate Black Jesus the way many on this board do, but this article is sweet schadenfreude anyway:

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/obama-hurt-by-trump-win-2016-election-231103

The picture is especially perfect.
Obama is self-absorbed and self-interested, and not in the "enlightened self interest" way.  He is all about showing he is smarter than others, and rubbing their faces in it.  But he is shrewd as hell at knowing what he can do that will play to his base.

Would that this gift would extend to others in his party.  He was crushed in both congressional elections in 2010 and 2014, and repudiated across the board in 2016.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Private Pile on November 09, 2016, 01:25:03 PM
I never hated and still don't hate Black Jesus the way many on this board do, but this article is sweet schadenfreude anyway:

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/obama-hurt-by-trump-win-2016-election-231103

The picture is especially perfect.

Quote
President Barack Obama and his aides throughout the federal government have 10 weeks to nail anything and everything they can down

Not to mention pocketing anything that isn't already nailed down.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: TransMisogyny on November 09, 2016, 01:28:04 PM
https://youtu.be/gLHbnSXtDt0?t=2927


Hillary finally gives concession speech. She seriously sound like she is going to cry when she says "This is painful, and it will be for a long time."
 :reagan:
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Rocket on November 09, 2016, 01:51:17 PM
A real repudiation would have been a victory in 2012, but I'll take this.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on November 09, 2016, 03:31:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ7hYEJt2UY

We did it.

Last night I got drunk (something I basically never do) in celebration as the results came in, and at 2:whatever local time in the morning when Pennsylvania was called it was like VJ day where I was. We won the war we've been fighting for almost two years. 4chan, MPC, Something Sensitive, The Right Stuff, the tiny sliver of Reddit that isn't humorless degenerates, WikiLeaks, Breitbart, Drudge, GotNews, and so many others I don't have room to name fought and trolled and bullycided an American Nationalist cartoon caricature reality TV billionaire memelord into the Presidency of the United States of America.

I went home from the little election night party with my girlfriend and made the best attempt possible at fucking a white baby into her - of course I won't know if I was successful for a while, but I will try as many times as it takes because I'm selfless like that. We were both drunk, so I'm not sure if that counts as raping each other or what. In any case, America will be Great Again, we're going to build the Wall, and Donald John Trump is President-elect.

Also

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8A0uUYuId8
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Bill Wilkins on November 09, 2016, 04:01:25 PM
We did it, folks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q951qv7EbKs

Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Phaythe on November 09, 2016, 05:32:28 PM
(https://i.sli.mg/2Y7jtx.png)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: mustard gas effect on November 09, 2016, 05:40:36 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cw1uBYOVQAA0wkM.jpg)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Bill Wilkins on November 09, 2016, 06:01:20 PM
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Morty Doom on November 09, 2016, 08:57:51 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cw1uBYOVQAA0wkM.jpg)

Been saying this to anyone that will listen all day today.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: sex bot semen tank on November 09, 2016, 08:59:39 PM
I'm so happy Trump won because he did it despite the Illuminati. Can you believe that? Doesn't it feel great to say that out loud? The no shit Illuminati LOST? The MSM was state run propaganda on Hillary's call, the DNC poisoned public discourse for years with LITERALLY HITLER, the fucking GOP itself tried to stop him countless times!

AND TRUMP ENDURED! HE FUCKING GREW STRONGER EACH TIME! AND HE WON! HE PROVED THAT YOUR VOTE MATTERS!

HOW AMERICAN IS THAT!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrZt45PEbSk

Trump rekt a literal Lady Macbeth and the no-shit black magician helming her campaign.

:salute:

Saluted so hard I cracked the fucking screen.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Bubba on November 09, 2016, 09:02:06 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-8B7PNbMro
Happy Americans vs Sad Diversity :'(
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Psycho Dad on November 09, 2016, 09:19:39 PM
I still have Shmorky's number saved in my phone, and I knew that if I ever texted it I would get instantly blocked.  So I saved it just in case for whatever reason I would feel like saying something to him, knowing I could only do it once.  I texted him a picture of my Trump vote today, the very moment that he won.  It was worth it.  It was so worth it for all the times that faggot screeched "TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER!" in my ear.

So, you still up for violent rape and death? Because I think I'm in love with you and will do that for you if I can stick my dick in crazy for a night or two.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Obese-n-Triggered on November 09, 2016, 10:35:25 PM
I was there, shitposting in the trenches at SS.

(http://i.imgur.com/tGGK3YG.jpg)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Handyman on November 09, 2016, 11:41:41 PM
Has this been posted yet?  Cuz damn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjPMzBfPoqc
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: The Trumpriarch on November 09, 2016, 11:54:35 PM
Rename thread to "Election Day MAGAthread" pls
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on November 10, 2016, 12:17:59 AM

Me literally all day. Just smiling for no reason. Also hearing "President Trump" IRL was pretty amazing. That is a thing that exists now, not just something we see online.

President Trump.

Bask in it.

(http://somethingsensitive.com/Smileys/default/smugpepe.png)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Bill Wilkins on November 10, 2016, 01:46:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/tJ9oeVP.jpg)
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: blasting_asshole on November 10, 2016, 09:33:06 AM

His acceptance speech. It was the most serious, professional, presidential, diplomatic, heartfelt deliverance he's ever made and I completely lost it about two minutes in.

Tears streaming down my eyes as I gasped for air, in between laughs. Picked my head up from my desk to say "President Trump" out loud and had to pause the video, to get all the laughs out.

It's never happened for me before. Every election, I struggle to pick a candidate to root for, in the primaries. They get knocked out and leave me 25% on board with some low energy shlub. It's been such a treat to fully back a high energy, anti-establishment, necessary asshole who I 150% supported from day 1. Then to have him win and cause a river of tears to flow from the eyes of those I can't stand.

And then Putin comes out to pretty much be like "Hey America, sorry for all the bullshit, but I couldn't possibly respect any of those limp-wrested faggots you've been sitting me down with, for the past 20 some-odd years. It's cool now, we'll work it all out. Don't worry, bro."

Now the buthurt, loser, betafags are protesting before I can even catch up with all the crybaby internet posts and news articles! AHHHHHH! PEPE OVERLOAD! Space it out a little! The Trump train is rocketing past all the beautiful sights and attractions on the way to America's greatness under time and under budget! SLOW DOWN! HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN INAUGURATED YET!

Apprentice host, real estate billionaire and supreme shitlord President Donald J Trump.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: As a white male I on November 10, 2016, 10:31:58 AM
I've been giggling since yesterday morning. People are so butthurt, on twitter, on my FB feed, outside on the streets. Went to a camera store and some customers were loudly going on about "Trump is a horrible liar and failed businessman" at the owner. And the owner was just all like "I don't talk politics here  :smug:"

At the ad agency my friend works at all the women were horrified and going all end is nigh. At the local university they had some extra counseling session because the muh feels brigade was so shocked.

The libs on my fb feed - Finnish libs - are damn near suicidal.

Current year turned out to be a pretty good year tbh fam  :reagan:
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Spokker on November 10, 2016, 12:11:23 PM

At the ad agency my friend works at all the women were horrified and going all end is nigh. At the local university they had some extra counseling session because the muh feels brigade was so shocked.
Oh man, the cuckmercials are going to go into full overdrive next year.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on November 10, 2016, 12:16:47 PM
I've been giggling since yesterday morning. People are so butthurt, on twitter, on my FB feed, outside on the streets. Went to a camera store and some customers were loudly going on about "Trump is a horrible liar and failed businessman" at the owner. And the owner was just all like "I don't talk politics here  :smug:"

At the ad agency my friend works at all the women were horrified and going all end is nigh. At the local university they had some extra counseling session because the muh feels brigade was so shocked.

The libs on my fb feed - Finnish libs - are damn near suicidal.

Current year turned out to be a pretty good year tbh fam  :reagan:

Sounds like the perfect time to concern troll people with niceness without having to be a shitlord. Just tell people that you know plenty of Americans online and they all seem happy Trump won and they feel safer, and enjoy the confused whining.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: As a white male I on November 10, 2016, 12:22:40 PM
I've been giggling since yesterday morning. People are so butthurt, on twitter, on my FB feed, outside on the streets. Went to a camera store and some customers were loudly going on about "Trump is a horrible liar and failed businessman" at the owner. And the owner was just all like "I don't talk politics here  :smug:"

At the ad agency my friend works at all the women were horrified and going all end is nigh. At the local university they had some extra counseling session because the muh feels brigade was so shocked.

The libs on my fb feed - Finnish libs - are damn near suicidal.

Current year turned out to be a pretty good year tbh fam  :reagan:

Sounds like the perfect time to concern troll people with niceness without having to be a shitlord. Just tell people that you know plenty of Americans online and they all seem happy Trump won and they feel safer, and enjoy the confused whining.

Hahahahahahaha. I'm spending the next two days at a film festival in Helsinki which is the poz central of Finland. I'm going to do exactly this there.  :stewart:
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: The Watcher on November 10, 2016, 12:37:40 PM
I still have Shmorky's number saved in my phone, and I knew that if I ever texted it I would get instantly blocked.  So I saved it just in case for whatever reason I would feel like saying something to him, knowing I could only do it once.  I texted him a picture of my Trump vote today, the very moment that he won.  It was worth it.  It was so worth it for all the times that faggot screeched "TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER!" in my ear.

So, you still up for violent rape and death? Because I think I'm in love with you and will do that for you if I can stick my dick in crazy for a night or two.
A true gentleman like myself  :twisted:
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Americas Most Trusted News Source on November 10, 2016, 01:53:55 PM
I'm not tired of winning yet

btw Birk namechange me to "America's Most Trusted News Source" thanks and God bless
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: sex bot semen tank on November 10, 2016, 02:01:32 PM

His acceptance speech. It was the most serious, professional, presidential, diplomatic, heartfelt deliverance he's ever made and I completely lost it about two minutes in.

Tears streaming down my eyes as I gasped for air, in between laughs. Picked my head up from my desk to say "President Trump" out loud and had to pause the video, to get all the laughs out.

It's never happened for me before. Every election, I struggle to pick a candidate to root for, in the primaries. They get knocked out and leave me 25% on board with some low energy shlub. It's been such a treat to fully back a high energy, anti-establishment, necessary asshole who I 150% supported from day 1. Then to have him win and cause a river of tears to flow from the eyes of those I can't stand.

And then Putin comes out to pretty much be like "Hey America, sorry for all the bullshit, but I couldn't possibly respect any of those limp-wrested faggots you've been sitting me down with, for the past 20 some-odd years. It's cool now, we'll work it all out. Don't worry, bro."

Now the buthurt, loser, betafags are protesting before I can even catch up with all the crybaby internet posts and news articles! AHHHHHH! PEPE OVERLOAD! Space it out a little! The Trump train is rocketing past all the beautiful sights and attractions on the way to America's greatness under time and under budget! SLOW DOWN! HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN INAUGURATED YET!

Apprentice host, real estate billionaire and supreme shitlord President Donald J Trump.

My mother doesn't speak very good english, but she's been following Trump since his apprentice days and has that deep, heartfelt affection for him that only little European ladies who recognize an old school hardass when they see one can muster, started crying as soon as he walked out on stage. They put him and his family through the ringer and he still got to walk across that stage. Praise.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: The Goon Patroon on November 10, 2016, 02:13:22 PM
Maher hasn't tweeted or said anything since election night lol.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Americas Most Trusted News Source on November 10, 2016, 02:53:24 PM
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Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: kornbeef on November 10, 2016, 03:25:51 PM
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Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: kornbeef on November 10, 2016, 03:42:56 PM
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Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: TransMisogyny on November 10, 2016, 03:53:01 PM
Am I losing my mind or did the Guardian edit their coverage map's description of PA? On election night it said something like "Trump would like to win, but looks like ... he won't", now it says something about big city vs former mining and manufacturing areas.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Velkint on November 10, 2016, 04:16:23 PM
Am I losing my mind or did the Guardian edit their coverage map's description of PA? On election night it said something like "Trump would like to win, but looks like ... he won't", now it says something about big city vs former mining and manufacturing areas.

I just checked, and I agree, it does look like it's been changed. I wonder why?
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: a torrent of piss on November 10, 2016, 04:35:48 PM
Watch The Young Turk's election coverage.

They call America stupid a half dozen times every hour and they go Hiroshima towards the end and are slamming the american people like a fucking rap song.

Compare this to Alex Jones laughing like a maniac and going through a half dozen bottles of campaign

Trump made Cenk get scared about genocide happening.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: kornbeef on November 10, 2016, 05:34:35 PM
"A Twitter account under the name of @NeroFB that posts daily Facebook statuses made by Breitbart Senior Editor Milo Yiannopoulos was suspended from the social network on Tuesday." -- Breitbart

They don't even bother hiding anti-conservative bias
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on November 10, 2016, 05:44:10 PM
Watch The Young Turk's election coverage.

They call America stupid a half dozen times every hour and they go Hiroshima towards the end and are slamming the american people like a fucking rap song.

Compare this to Alex Jones laughing like a maniac and going through a half dozen bottles of campaign

Trump made Cenk get scared about genocide happening.

From Strug:

Embedded YouTube Journo [10|Nov 05:09 PM]:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v...t=21375
Embedded YouTube Journo [10|Nov 05:09 PM]:   start at about 6:30
Embedded YouTube Journo [10|Nov 05:09 PM]:   6hrs 30min
Embedded YouTube Journo [10|Nov 05:09 PM]:   and go every 30min
Embedded YouTube Journo [10|Nov 05:10 PM]:   around 8hr 30min Cenk starts getting really worried
Embedded YouTube Journo [10|Nov 05:11 PM]:   9hrs 30min they're freaking out about Alex Jones determining public policy
Embedded YouTube Journo [10|Nov 05:14 PM]:   10:01 - Cenk thinks he might be literally targeted for assassination

Doing this now and it's entertaining as hell. Recommended.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Bill Wilkins on November 10, 2016, 05:45:35 PM
Trump made Cenk get scared about genocide happening.

This is cute, considering Cenk still refuses to acknowledge the Armenian Genocide ever taking place.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on November 10, 2016, 08:13:10 PM
Guess Ken Bone finally decided who he was voting for. :allears:



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Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: The Goon Patroon on November 10, 2016, 08:31:15 PM
Believe it or not, but there are more people in the electoral college willing to not vote for Hillary than for Trump, so if they wanna go down that road lol.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Dem Wypipo on November 10, 2016, 08:50:00 PM
There are the occasional one off elections where a singular faithless elector goes for a Libertarian (in 1972) or for Reagan (in 1976).  If that one faggot wants to go for Bernie in Washington, go right ahead.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Ethnic Minority Stock Image on November 11, 2016, 03:07:33 AM
Guess Ken Bone finally decided who he was voting for. :allears:



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Fake and gay


This isn't though

Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: J Dog on November 11, 2016, 09:38:20 AM
By the way, whoever said Hillary had trucks of ballots standing by to swing battleground states was spot on.  The only six districts in PA that haven't been counted are in Philadelphia.  You absolutely know that if Trump was only up by 10 or 20k  votes in PA, those six districts would have mysteriously produced a few thousand extra votes for Clinton.

Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Handyman on November 11, 2016, 10:21:09 AM
I saw this...

(http://www.electoral-vote.com/evp2016/Images/raw_votes.jpg)

Trump improved on Romney's margin of victory or defeat in 42 out of 51 states + DC.  The areas where he didn't.

Utah -- for obvious reasons
Alaska
Virginia (!)  -- that was a surprise to me
Arizona
Kansas
Washington D.C.
Massachusetts
Georgia -- that is a surprise to me too.
Texas -- Hispanic turnout?
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Dem Wypipo on November 11, 2016, 10:34:24 AM
Virginia makes sense.  Think of all those defense contractors who would have voted for Romney but went for Clinton.  Trump is likely going to keep us out of war where these people still want us to "build democracy" in MENA.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: TransMisogyny on November 11, 2016, 11:40:56 AM
I figure some of those are safe R wins where never trumpers didn't have to fall in line or risk letting Hill win.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on November 11, 2016, 04:10:53 PM
I saw this...

(http://www.electoral-vote.com/evp2016/Images/raw_votes.jpg)

Trump improved on Romney's margin of victory or defeat in 42 out of 51 states + DC.  The areas where he didn't.

Utah -- for obvious reasons
Alaska
Virginia (!)  -- that was a surprise to me
Arizona
Kansas
Washington D.C.
Massachusetts
Georgia -- that is a surprise to me too.
Texas -- Hispanic turnout?

Texas is probably a combination of a few things: hispanic turnout, Cruz being a Senator here, and more liberals moving to the state.

If Trump does well in his first term, I fully expect that margin to go up a lot for the 2nd term especially if he does good things with the oil and gas industry regulations.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on November 11, 2016, 06:44:12 PM
Virginia makes sense.  Think of all those defense contractors who would have voted for Romney but went for Clinton.  Trump is likely going to keep us out of war where these people still want us to "build democracy" in MENA.

Also a lot of wonky Beltway types voted for McMuffin.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Mad at the Internet on November 11, 2016, 08:52:19 PM
Texas is probably a combination of a few things: hispanic turnout, Cruz being a Senator here, and more liberals moving to the state.

If Trump does well in his first term, I fully expect that margin to go up a lot for the 2nd term especially if he does good things with the oil and gas industry regulations.

Don't forget the cuck #NeverTrump factor. Both Harris and Fort Bend counties went for Clinton. Harris isn't really a huge surprise (spics, nigs, mudslimes, and gooks) but Fort Bend is usually reliably Republican. I was so angry I could have spit.
Title: Re: Election Day Megathread
Post by: Male Gaze on November 12, 2016, 12:08:41 AM
All the traitors will be up against the wall by 2020.