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Title: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: InsideOutside on October 14, 2017, 05:12:08 PM
Since there is so much comedy surrounding these fucks, might as well make a separate thread for them.


First up, my main man Judge John Hurley pwnz the shit out of a sovereign citizen by throwing that crap back in his face:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7h7uevwxt8


The best sovereign citizen to ever not-enter a court room  :tuss: :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JFGldrtUQ8


Do you speak for the airport? But that says "port authority", whats that?  :smug:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwwYEcrPDPQ

MUH RIGHT TO TRAVEL TO HOME DEPOT!!!1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhlOdAu_qCY


 :ignatius: +  :rand: = sovereign citizens
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: POST FRANK on October 14, 2017, 06:39:21 PM
"my personal conveyance"

:tom:
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on October 14, 2017, 07:05:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFH468VXvnw

Skip to 1:55 for the judge.

PURSUANT! PURSUANT!

STAND DOWN! STAND DOWN! STAND DOWN!
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on October 14, 2017, 07:24:52 PM
lmao, I'M GIVING YOU a lawful order to stand down! *does the electric slide on the floor*

JUDGE, I HAD A SCRIPT HERE FULLA LEGAL WORD SALAD AND TIME WASTING NONSENSE, IF YOU'LL JUST LET ME BEGIN TO READ FROM IT!!!
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Ossipago on October 14, 2017, 08:51:40 PM
i used to work in insolvency litigation.  about 2/3 of all insolvency applications in australia are by the government; the gov often contracted out the hearings to insolvency solicitors.  of those that get defended, an easy third or so are these fucks making ridiculous arguments about how they have a checking account at the central bank or how their legal identity is different from them as a natural person and the court has no jurisdiction over them as a natural person.  they eat up a ridiculous amount of public resources with their stupidity.

you do occasionally get amusing decisions like this though https://www.canlii.org/en/on/oncj/doc/2013/2013oncj160/2013oncj160.html?searchUrlHash=AAAAAQAUInBsZWFzYW50IHlvdW5nIG1hbiIAAAAAAQ&resultIndex=2

There's another Canadian case where a judge spent a long time systematically destroying every argument sovereign citizens had, in a public service to all the judges who'd ever have to deal with the silly arguments raised again.

that being said i'm glad to live in a society where even people like this can get their day in court
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Death Camp for Cutie on October 14, 2017, 11:44:15 PM
Wow, the kikeining of SS continues with a thread mocking the most pure form of patriotism. Good job
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Franzo on October 14, 2017, 11:47:54 PM
>patriotism
>retarded attempts at anarchy

pick one
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Obese-n-Triggered on October 15, 2017, 12:05:51 AM
Wow, the kikeining of SS continues with a thread mocking the most pure form of patriotism. Good job

Hardly.

These weirdos specifically try to claim they are not bound by the laws of the United States of America and engage in nonsensical pseudo-legalese to get out of paying TRAVELLING (not driving) tickets and shit. They are sovereign citizens and should be treated gently, but firmly as a hostile foreign power.


Run them over in the city square with nerf tanks.
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Cis Hetfield on October 15, 2017, 12:10:22 AM
Sovereign Citizens are one of those things that sound good when you first hear about it but when you really dig into it it zings right past Ron Paul Lolbertarianism into Hollow Earther bugfuck crazy territory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzKWd2mJ5o8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVtviNDrDS8
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Obese-n-Triggered on October 15, 2017, 12:23:10 AM
I love these videos because they are excellent examples of magical thinking.

Is there really ONE WEIRD TRICK you can use to get out of any traffic ticket? Is there AN ARGUMENT EVERY JUDGE HATES that will prevent you from going to jail every time?

No. But folks sell books and make videos that sell hope and make people *believe* that this stuff is out there. The law is complex stuff and it's definitely been made more complex over the last few thousand-odd years. When you have a big complicated system that is usually handled by specialists, from the outside, it looks like you just have to know a couple tricks and then you can magically get your way. Lawyers make it look easy but it's because they already understand how the bigger picture generally works.

Mixing the Constitution of the United States with paperwork from the Continental Congress, the Uniform Commercial Code and other sources to try and cast a spell that will trick a judge into letting you go DOES. NOT. WORK.  You end up pissing off the judge and reap endless penalties upon your person and your freedom.

Is this right? Is this just? ...maybe. It's worth knocking back a few beers and chatting about at the bar, but don't for a second think that you can user your Harry Potter-esque magic words and warp reality to your own benefit. That's what gets these poor souls in trouble- they have been led to believe that if you just know the right spell, the Judges, the court system and even the cops (those dudes with the guns) will just melt away into mist.



Watch a few of these videos and you see the same patterns. They get pulled over for speeding, or they are hauled before a judge due to some other violation. They start by casting CONFUSE COP by saying they were not driving, they were TRAVELLING. You see, if they are TRAVELLING, then that means they aren't driving and any laws about that don't apply to them! Ha ha! Tricksy hobbitses!  But then the cop insists on seeing their license and registration and is getting annoyed so the Sovereign Citizen uses their next spell - SUMMON SUPERVISOR.  You see, a law enforcement officer must present appropriate identification before they can do their job (mostly true) and you can verify their identity by talking to a superior officer (ehhhh kind of). So, you ask repeatedly to talk to their supervisor because that will magically make the cop go away. If you're in court, you start talking about legal fictions and how you are not a PERSON you are the INDIVIDUAL (and then forget which is which and switch it up) or a Settler for the Representative of the Putative Notion of the Corporation of the Selfsame Identified Individual Known as XXXX. This basically ends up with the judge getting annoyed and holding you in contempt and having the bailiff drag you off to jail you dipshit.
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on October 15, 2017, 12:45:41 AM
 That's what gets me. There's no videos anywhere of this stuff working. No courtroom footage of a judge having a CURSES, YOU'VE CRACKED THE CODE moment. No Youtube clip of a guy triumphantly driving traveling away from an attempted traffic stop. Just a cavalcade of self-owns, people posting clips to mock them, and angry sovereign citizen types posting failures to garner OUTRAGE.
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: InsideOutside on October 15, 2017, 03:03:49 AM
 You have a better chance of getting out of a ticket with a magical 100 Club sticker on your car instead of pulling this sovereign citizen shit.


Oh the irony.  :tuss:
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Ossipago on October 15, 2017, 04:21:40 AM
Wow, the kikeining of SS continues with a thread mocking the most pure form of patriotism. Good job

these people are usually doing something to try to evade having the law apply to them.  that is, they reject the laws of your nation.  i don't find that particularly patriotic.
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: asip on October 15, 2017, 05:56:55 AM
Totally nailed cis miss as a sovereign years ago
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Shakebox on October 15, 2017, 08:24:18 AM
Wow, the kikeining of SS continues with a thread mocking the most pure form of patriotism. Good job

Well baited, ma'am.
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Death Camp for Cutie on October 15, 2017, 09:15:40 AM
The real bait is courts trying to hold persons accountable for supposedly illegal actions when they are legally bound only to maritime law per the presentation of the flag having gold fringe.
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: asip on October 15, 2017, 09:17:39 AM
Post more about this so I can see if you're serious because everything I know about you points to probably since dependapotamuses tend to have pretty wild views
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Death Camp for Cutie on October 15, 2017, 09:20:16 AM
Please direct your questions to the corporation of this person, not the person present, as you cannot hold this person accountable for any actions accused to whit.
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: asip on October 15, 2017, 09:21:41 AM
Damn it I had such hope
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: InsideOutside on October 15, 2017, 11:52:19 AM
lol if any of you retards still believe CIS Miss is really just a girl on the internet who is super into niggerdeath, sovereign citizenship and flirting with GAPO on messanger


 :pleaseclap:
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Dem Wypipo on October 15, 2017, 12:07:09 PM
 :alex: cis miss is real much like Cactus Kid, gook grappler, and Cantankerous Old Nigger were real

For the record I do think cis miss is real, she just is a tryhard like her brother from another mother, cis scum
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: The Trumpriarch on October 15, 2017, 12:12:05 PM
She talks too much like a dependapotamus to not be real.
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: InsideOutside on October 15, 2017, 12:17:55 PM
She talks too much like a dependapotamus to not be real.

nigga the only sovereign status a dependa cares about is scentsy territories
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Obese-n-Triggered on October 15, 2017, 12:33:18 PM
Strug had some more gems about sovereign citizens:

Agent of Aspieonage [15|Oct 08:48 AM]:   do they do halloween in haggisland?
  Saurons Scrotal Sack [15|Oct 08:48 AM]:   Every single day is Halloween in certain parts of Britain
  Saurons Scrotal Sack [15|Oct 08:48 AM]:   Except the ghosts are black instead of white :adam:
  Agent of Aspieonage [15|Oct 08:48 AM]:   I am a sovereign trick or treater, I have traveled to your house for candy, it is my right under maritime law
  Ass Diamond [15|Oct 08:49 AM]:   So sayeth Depeche Mode, SSS
  Boo G. Graves [15|Oct 08:49 AM]:   literal spooks haunting Britain rn
  Agent of Aspieonage [15|Oct 08:50 AM]:   I do no
 Agent of Aspieonage [15|Oct 08:50 AM]:   I do not consent to this fun-size bag of skittles, I am entitled to a full size bag as the agent, the individual, and the person
  Agent of Aspieonage [15|Oct 08:50 AM]:   the settler can have a circus peanut
 We Need Our Weave [15|Oct 08:53 AM]:   I do not wish to rejoinder with you.


 :reagan:
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: InsideOutside on October 15, 2017, 12:36:13 PM
*gets sweet tarts*

WHERE IS MY REMEDY? THIS CANDY IS UNDER COLOR OF LAW!
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on October 15, 2017, 12:41:14 PM
Just you try to get a confectioner to tell you what "chocolate bar" means. They'll try to change the subject, or feed you some bull about it being "a bar of chocolate, the way gold comes in bars". Gold comes in INGOTS, and they don't want to admit the truth.
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Dem Wypipo on October 15, 2017, 02:35:44 PM
She talks too much like a dependapotamus to not be real.

I doxxed cis miss:

(https://i.imgur.com/hEZ6zq8l.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: InsideOutside on October 15, 2017, 03:00:52 PM
"I want to settle this matter now! But nobody has told me what the trick is or presented my settler with a treat!"

Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: We Need Our Weave on October 15, 2017, 03:55:44 PM
Hey it worked for Will Hunting:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1Y6QvIdCBY
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: InsideOutside on October 15, 2017, 04:03:59 PM
Hey it worked for Will Hunting:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1Y6QvIdCBY

:lolno:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQjrfkJDDNg
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on October 15, 2017, 08:24:30 PM
The best part about these people is that they aren't a citizen of the country, so our laws don't apply to them, but when the tazer comes out or the police start getting a little rough with them, they suddenly start screaming about "Muh rights!" Okay, which is it? Are you a citizen, or do the laws not pertain to you? Because if the laws don't pertain to you, I don't think you have any rights "under the law."

Kinda like when you scream "You're not my real mom!" when you're a kid, and then you start to cry when your mom drops you off on the corner with a bindle with nothing in it but napkins and it's raining and you start crying for your mommy.

..... or was that just me?
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Cock Me Amadeus on October 15, 2017, 08:48:49 PM
Sadly, NO ONE on Earth is a sovereign citizen, with the exception of Talmudic/Kabbalistic Jews, as they are above the law. I mentioned this in another thread, but research what your birth certificate actually is - it is a title, no different than that of your car, in which the government claims full possession over YOU as human capital. It is an official record literally declaring you a goyim - which translates from Hebrew, verbatim, into "human cattle." The US pays its debt with our own flesh and blood.

Laws are just words on paper. The US commits at least 5 war crimes a day before breakfast, and 15 by lunch, and yet they are never held accountable, because laws are meaningless. If you stand before a cop and yell "you can't detain me because I'm a sovereign citizen and this is illegal under (insert constitution amendment here)" they'll just laugh and taze you like the cattle they consider you to be. Not to get all religious, but the only true sovereignty is found through God. There is ONE law the Synagogue of Satan is not above, and that is the law of God. We are all temples of God, and the leagues of Satan, those that are "of their father, the Devil", as Christ said, cannot enter a temple of God if the Holy Spirit is within it. So if these sovereign citizen folks want to truly find sovereignty, they're going to need to put down the constitution, articles of confederation, magna carta or what have you, and pick up a bible. Just some food for thought.
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Obese-n-Triggered on October 15, 2017, 09:12:20 PM
I mentioned this in another thread, but research what your birth certificate actually is - it is a title, no different than that of your car, in which the government claims full possession over YOU as human capital.

This is false and like most of the sovereign citizen stuff it's the quicksand upon which they try to build their legal castles.

Your birth certificate is to certify the time and date of your live birth and to document your given name and your parentage (when known). We do this because of several centuries of British common law and custom in how to document lineage. Instead of keeping it at the local Church, we now originate these documents at the hospital where most births take place.

The sovereign citizens profoundly misunderstand the legal system, common law, applications of the Uniform Commercial Code (UCC) and other odds and ends in order to try and cast spells on cops. That's what this is - magical thinking.



Mandy, you've talked a lot about your background and health issues. This kind of stuff will sound really really convincing to a person in your position but please don't try and pull any of this sovereign citizen crap in real life.
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: professional lurker on October 15, 2017, 09:15:35 PM
Mandy is so insane she isn't even fun.
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on October 15, 2017, 09:31:38 PM
Mandy is so insane she isn't even fun.

She singlehandedly ruined Shmorky and caused a huge embarrassment for Lowtax, SA, and the SJWs.

:colbert:
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Dem Wypipo on October 15, 2017, 09:32:46 PM
Sovereign citizenry is a goon-tier conspiracy theory.  At least talk about time travelling Jewish space lizards who can traverse different dimensions.  If you're going to go full batshit, go big.
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Cock Me Amadeus on October 15, 2017, 10:06:55 PM
I mentioned this in another thread, but research what your birth certificate actually is - it is a title, no different than that of your car, in which the government claims full possession over YOU as human capital.

This is false and like most of the sovereign citizen stuff it's the quicksand upon which they try to build their legal castles.

Your birth certificate is to certify the time and date of your live birth and to document your given name and your parentage (when known). We do this because of several centuries of British common law and custom in how to document lineage. Instead of keeping it at the local Church, we now originate these documents at the hospital where most births take place.

The sovereign citizens profoundly misunderstand the legal system, common law, applications of the Uniform Commercial Code (UCC) and other odds and ends in order to try and cast spells on cops. That's what this is - magical thinking.



Mandy, you've talked a lot about your background and health issues. This kind of stuff will sound really really convincing to a person in your position but please don't try and pull any of this sovereign citizen crap in real life.

I never would. I just stated that the law doesn't matter because it's meaningless. I am the opposite of a sovereign citizen because I'm way past the line of thinking that the law matters. When I'm pulled over by a cop I'm polite and cordial to a fault. I smile and say "oh my God, I'm so stupid to have done that, I'm not even going to fight this ticket because I'm such a moron". Even if it's complete bullshit. Because it doesn't matter if it's bullshit, because we are NOT sovereign citizens and the law is not there to protect us, and when you're pulled over by a cop you are in a game of words with someone who has a gun and the authority to legally kill you, so you better not do something stupid - and going into sovereign citizen histrionics is a very stupid thing to do.

I don't speak about my unorthodox beliefs in real life. Openly and transparently fighting the system in real life is not conducive to survival and is the way of the naive. When I see a veteran I smile at them and thank them for their service, I don't start a diatribe with them on what they're really fighting for. I don't start ranting about Agenda 21 at a town hall meeting. That's how you get locked up in a psychiatric facility or worse - and I've had such a close brush with getting locked up in a state psychiatric facility, one that could potentially keep you imprisoned for years, that I learned real fast that in public I'd better shut the fuck up, smile, and keep conversations limited to the weather and how the Steelers are doing - and that's what I do.

So yeah, I actually agree 100% that sovereign citizen folks are half ass retards, because while they've done research into all the technicalities of US law, they've failed to actually open their eyes and use their common sense to see how the world actually operates.
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Cock Me Amadeus on October 15, 2017, 10:13:46 PM
Sovereign citizenry is a goon-tier conspiracy theory.  At least talk about time travelling Jewish space lizards who can traverse different dimensions.  If you're going to go full batshit, go big.

I know that, believe me I do. Which is why I think they're extremely naive as they're focusing on a very, very minuscule aspect of how the world works. My youtube channel is where I cover the big shit.

Mandy is so insane she isn't even fun.

She singlehandedly ruined Shmorky and caused a huge embarrassment for Lowtax, SA, and the SJWs.

:colbert:

I still think I should get a special badge for this.

Anyway, sovereign citizens, and dindus for that matter, take some advice from someone who's been around the block a few times: Don't fuck up in public. Don't fuck up in front of the cops. There's a time and a place for everything, and the wrong end of a gun is not the time or place. Life is anything but fair and sometimes you have to kiss the boot that's stomping you in the face if you want to live to fight that unfairness another day. If you're gonna martyr yourself, do it for something bigger than a cop giving you a ticket for not stopping for exactly 3 seconds at a stop sign.
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: asip on October 15, 2017, 10:35:05 PM
What in the fuck is this
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on October 15, 2017, 10:37:09 PM
Sovereign citizenry is a goon-tier conspiracy theory.  At least talk about time travelling Jewish space lizards who can traverse different dimensions.  If you're going to go full batshit, go big.

:megastare:
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Obese-n-Triggered on October 16, 2017, 12:45:49 AM
We weren't just Kangs, we wuz Moors/Washitaw!

https://www.adl.org/blog/the-washitaw-nation-and-moorish-sovereign-citizens-what-you-need-to-know

Quote
Moorish sovereign citizens emerged in the mid-1990s on the East Coast when some people began to merge sovereign citizen ideas with some of the beliefs of the Moorish Science Temple, a religious sect dating back to 1913.  As sovereign citizen notions attracted more Moorish Science Temple adherents, the Moorish sovereign movement was born.  While still retaining most “traditional” sovereign citizen pseudo-historical and pseudo-legal theories, Moorish sovereigns added new ideas, including the notion that African-Americans had special rights because of a 1780s treaty with Morocco, as well as the belief that African-Americans were descended from African “Moors”—and often as well the belief that African-Americans were also a people indigenous to the Americas.
 
(https://www.adl.org/sites/default/files/styles/inline/public/media/WashitawNationBook.jpg?itok=D-fW4yDa)

Through the late 1990s and early 2000s, the Moorish sovereign citizen movement grew, generating a large number of groups and gurus to promote Moorish sovereign ideas, it also absorbed other black sovereign groups that had begun independently.  The most important of these was the Washitaw Nation, which began in the mid-1990s in Louisiana, started by the “Empress” Verdiacee “Tiara” Washitaw-Turner Goston El-Bey, who claimed to head the Washitaw Empire.  Washitaw Nation adherents claimed to be descended from the ancient mound-builders of the Mississippi-Missouri Valley and to actually own the Louisiana Purchase.

Hahah man, this rabbit hole just gets deeper and deeper.
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on October 16, 2017, 09:14:16 AM
Sovereign Citiziens are on the goon level of "DON'T EVER LET THE POLICE LOOK IN YOUR TRUNK!!!!"

I don't have shit in my trunk but workout clothes, if they want to look in my trunk, have at it.
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: blasting_asshole on October 16, 2017, 03:17:57 PM
"Your honor, I am not a person, nor am I an individual. I am the liquor, therefore I must ask that since I am the liquor, how can I be intoxicated while traveling? I am merely existing as both a traveler and the liquor."
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on October 16, 2017, 07:53:05 PM
"Your honor, I am not a person, nor am I an individual. I am the liquor, therefore I must ask that since I am the liquor, how can I be intoxicated while traveling? I am merely existing as both a traveler and the liquor."

(https://christhilk.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/taking-notes.gif)
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: InsideOutside on October 16, 2017, 08:16:22 PM
a little something for everyone in here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ezWhLwoig0

 :eminem:
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: InsideOutside on October 18, 2017, 07:47:47 PM
:goonette: I CAST ARTICLE FOUR! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE! WHY ARENT YOU COMPLYING WITH THE LAW?!?!?

(BONUS RAPE SCENE!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMCO79R-4mM

Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: InsideOutside on October 18, 2017, 07:49:26 PM
Not exactly a sovereign, but sunglasses = lizard person cop.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhKmYzqJ-8Q
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: InsideOutside on November 01, 2017, 11:32:33 AM
JUDGES HATE HER! USE THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK TO GET OUT OF TRAFFIC TICKETS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuTAiDBedhM
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: blasting_asshole on November 02, 2017, 08:29:03 AM
JUDGES HATE HER! USE THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK TO GET OUT OF TRAFFIC TICKETS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuTAiDBedhM

How the fuck is Kesha Johnson white?!
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Rocket on November 02, 2017, 09:22:59 AM
Excellent sound quality on the Defendant's mic.
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Rocket on November 02, 2017, 09:28:00 AM
... research what your birth certificate actually is - it is a title, no different than that of your car, in which the government claims full possession over YOU as human capital. It is an official record literally declaring you a goyim - which translates from Hebrew, verbatim, into "human cattle." The US pays its debt with our own flesh and blood.
5 people liked this post. We have at least 5 retards on this board.

Mandy, can you tell me where to research this? I don't mean some book that was penned by a crazy person, I want you to cite a source. Tell me where you learned this and show how I can prove this to someone. Tell me how I can make a judge believe this.

You can't. You have nothing but the insane mumblings of other broken-brained people. Someone who cannot function in society decided to break out by creating from whole cloth a set of arbitrary, contradictory and basically stupid interpretations of outdated and irrelevant documents. But out of all that the "birth certificate as title" theory is the most fascinating to me. What are you basing this on?
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Franzo on November 02, 2017, 10:09:59 AM
I think the likes are more about encouraging further disassociative schizophrenic rants than actual agreement. I cannot condone either of those, I think with proper training we can condition Mandy to recognize when the line over into full madness is crossed. She has occasional moments of apparent sanity. Very occasionally.
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: blasting_asshole on November 02, 2017, 10:11:28 AM
/\ Beat me to it. I've upvoted a lot of nonsense I was amused by, in the past. Pretty sure that's how I get mine. The "he's an idiot, but I loled at his posts/him" votes.
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: InsideOutside on November 02, 2017, 11:15:41 AM
lol rocket nigger so autistic that he spergs out when anyone upvotes a post he doesnt like
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Rocket on November 02, 2017, 12:18:06 PM
lol rocket nigger so autistic that he spergs out when anyone upvotes a post he doesnt like
lol irony
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on November 02, 2017, 12:27:18 PM
Not exactly a sovereign, but sunglasses = lizard person cop.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhKmYzqJ-8Q

This is some shameful bullshit. The cop failed to ticket this cunt for parking in a fire lane, which is exactly what he should have done since she was being a total cunt.  :lolno:
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: InsideOutside on April 05, 2018, 01:26:06 PM
THEY'RE BAAAA-AAAACK

Sovereign Negro buys BMW with "secret" account (with consequences):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTMvCjpIiI0


Sovereign Citizen claims state laws don't apply to him, therefore he can run a scam charity (spoiler: :lolno:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9sl_1kRNPw


5 minutes of pure crazy "common law" uh, theory?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45g50a7kD68


Maybe this shit works in Canada?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzjv20sC5CY


Our main man Judge Hurley vs negro sovereign
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1DqdbX4AK0
Title: Re: The "Lets Point And Laugh At Sovereign Citizens" Thread
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on April 05, 2018, 02:34:09 PM
THEY'RE BAAAA-AAAACK

Sovereign Negro buys BMW with "secret" account (with consequences):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTMvCjpIiI0


LOL this didn't work because of course it wouldn't:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_09tkWHejk