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Title: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on January 02, 2018, 12:07:06 PM
Ok faggots, here's the Deadpool for Current Year.  Rules same as last year: pick 10, 100 - age at death = points. You have 1 week to make your pics, the deadline is January 9, 2018, (extended 2 days due to this thread being late) no editing your picks after that date. Have fun and good luck!

EDIT: Famous animals are not allowed. Sorry.

Boogie- Fat
Bill Cosby- Old
John McCain-Cancer
Aaron Carter- Drugs/Alcohol
Mike Enoch-Heart attack
Ruth Bader Ginsburg-Old
Suge Knight-Shanked
Richard Simmons-GRIDS/ related syndromes
Lil Pump-Drugs/OD
Aretha Franklin-Fat and old




Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Ze Hate Me on January 02, 2018, 12:28:43 PM
I'm swinging for the fences

Lena Dunham
Patton Oswalt
Jimmy Kimmel
Amy Schumer
Paul Krugman
Miley Cyrus
Bill Murray
Tom Hanks
Bill Nye
Jay Z, of ass AIDS

just give me one. ONE
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Rocket on January 02, 2018, 12:28:58 PM
FAMOUS ANIMALS SHOULD BE ALLOWED WHAT CONSPIRACY IS THIS I NOW KNOW YOU ARE A JEW
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on January 02, 2018, 12:29:17 PM
Tommy Chong - some kind of cancer, possibly ass related
Jack Nicholson - old and fat
George H.W. Bush - old age/natural causes
Jimmy Carter - old age/natural causes
Devin Lima (the band LFO's lead singer) - complications from cancer
Bill Cosby - old age/natural causes/no pudding pops
Kim Jong Un - shot
John McCain - he brain no work gud since from cansr
Stan Lee - old age/natural causes
George Soros - destroyed phylactery
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Rocket on January 02, 2018, 12:31:41 PM
Keith Richards
Stan Lee
Bob Barker
Michael Schumacher
Mr. T
Bob Dylan
Stephen Hawking
Mary Kate Olsen
George Soros
John McCain
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on January 02, 2018, 12:54:39 PM
Harvey Weinstein - suicide
Prince Philip - complications associated with being old as hell
Jerry Lee Lewis - diabedus
Don Shula - cancer
Bob Uecker - cancer
Aaron Carter - suicide
H. Ross Perot - cardiac arrest
John McCain - cancer
Mel Brooks - hospitalization following a fall
Valerie Harper - cancer



edited to add cause of death
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on January 02, 2018, 01:46:27 PM
I'm swinging for the fences

Lena Dunham

He said no famous animals.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Nasekuchen on January 02, 2018, 01:55:47 PM
Ridley Scott
Sean Connery
Lance Henriksen
Ric Flair
John McCain
Paul Williams
Samuel L. Jackson
Mark Hamill
George Takei
Doug Stanhope
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Small Weinered Goon on January 02, 2018, 01:58:01 PM
Kirk Douglas
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Rocket on January 02, 2018, 02:01:48 PM
I had to steal your John McCain.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Douglas MacArthur on January 02, 2018, 02:06:35 PM
John McCain
Hillary Clinton
Barbara Walters
Barbra Stresiand
Willie Nelson
Notch
Jimmy Carter
Miley Cyrus
Billy Ray Cyrus
Joe Theismann
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on January 02, 2018, 02:49:02 PM
Rocket's original list:

Tiny Tim
Johnny Carson
Steve McQueen
Princess Di
Tupac


My list:

James Comey (suicide after being indicted)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg (being 1,000 years old)
John McCain (this one should be a gimme for anyone)
Betty White (isn't she like 94?)
Tommy Lee (overdose)
Anthony Wiener (gets Arkicide-d in prison when he agrees to testify against Huma)
Keith Olbermann (suicide by cop)
Lindsey Lohan (OD)
Artie Lang (OD)
Harvey Weinstein (suicide by hanging)

Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Rocket on January 02, 2018, 03:06:36 PM
Unbreak my heart, JAIR.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Affirmative Action Hero on January 02, 2018, 03:07:14 PM
John McCain
Stan Lee
Bruce Jenner
Chuck Yeager
Eminem
TotalBiscuit
Michael Moore
George Soros
Jimmy Carter
H W Bush
 
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on January 02, 2018, 03:07:34 PM
You know you my nigga, Rocket.  :reagan:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on January 02, 2018, 03:08:03 PM
I'll take a shot at this.

Bill Clinton
Mark Hamill (suicide)
Mick Jagger
Kim-Jong Un
Johhny Depp (drug overdose)
Paul Logan
Oprah
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: SooperPooper on January 02, 2018, 04:19:12 PM
Val Kilmer
Morrissey
Tom Brokaw
Julia Louise-Dreyfus
Ben Stiller
Hugh Jackman
Shannen Doherty
Rita Wilson
John McCain
Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Just want to get a point on the board. I attribute any deaths in my picks to cancer.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bill Goy the Soyence Boi on January 02, 2018, 05:12:44 PM
George H.W. Bush,  pneumonia
George Soros, accident
Richard Simmons, murdered
John McCain, cancer
Amanda Bynes, accident
Queen Elizabeth II, muslims
Terry Crews (hopefully not), "suicide" (murdered)
Billy Graham (who turns 100 this year), old age
Courtney Love, accident
Ali Khamenei, murdered
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Fuck Glitterbomber on January 02, 2018, 05:18:39 PM
Total Biscuit
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Desmond Tutu
Leah Bracknell
Nobby Stiles
Aretha Franklin
John Newman (British singer)
Charles Trippy
King Kong Bundy
John McCain

Welcome to Team Cancer, Senator McCain.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bill Goy the Soyence Boi on January 02, 2018, 05:25:20 PM
Wait, if a celebrity has a miscarriage can we name that for 100 points?

If so I'll replace Courtney Love with Amy Schumer miscarrying a little niglet
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on January 02, 2018, 05:40:38 PM
Kirk Douglas

This actually makes me wonder: what are the rules for people 100 and over? Do you get a point for a right answer but nothing extra, or is it zero or negative points depending on how old they are?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on January 02, 2018, 05:53:39 PM
Kirk Douglas

This actually makes me wonder: what are the rules for people 100 and over? Do you get a point for a right answer but nothing extra, or is it zero or negative points depending on how old they are?


I think the entire point is to discourage 100+ picks. Its like calling a retard retarded.

Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on January 02, 2018, 05:55:27 PM
OJ Simpson
Dianne Feinstien
Elon Musk
Mark Zuckerberg
Boogie2998pounds
George H.W. Bush
George Soros
Richard Simmons
John McCain
Queen Elizabeth II
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on January 02, 2018, 06:13:06 PM
I'm bringing diversity to the Death Pool.

Quincy Jones
Bill Cosby
Sidney Poitier
Harry Belafonte
John Amos
Louis Gossett Jr.
Darryl Strawberry
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Kanye West
Charley Pride
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: [L.N.E]Giblets on January 02, 2018, 06:59:04 PM
1) Jim Carrey
2) Prince Philip
3) Alan Alda
4) Rose McGowan
5) Michael Douglas
6) Donald Trump
7) George Foreman
8) Ric Flair
9) Mary-Kate Olsen
10) Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: OOK OOK SCREE (D-IL) on January 02, 2018, 07:20:58 PM
Don Shula
Danny DeVito (from having too much fun)
Jimmie Walker (JJ from Good Times)
Ron Reagan (the Gipper's fag son)
Paul McCartney
Michael Irvin
Eddie Vedder
Phil Collins
Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas
Paul Reubens (Pee Wee)
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on January 02, 2018, 07:21:46 PM
1 ) Boogie
2 ) Corey Feldman
3 ) Lindsay Lohan
4 ) Amanda Bynes
5 ) Aaron Carter
6 ) Eminem
7 ) Hillary Clinton
8 ) Artie Lange
9 ) Bill Cosby
10) Michael Stipe Lena Dunham
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Dem Wypipo on January 02, 2018, 07:22:21 PM
Devin Lima (the band LFO's lead singer)

I hated that band so much when they had their 15 minutes of fame.

My picks (and cause of death):

Lena Dunham - Choked to death on a ham sandwich
Eminem - A grindr date with Pookie and RayRay that went awry
Hillary Clinton - Doctor assisted suicide when Jeff Sessions finally appoints that special attorney to investigate her
Rose McGowan - Certain ((groups)) have it in for her.  It will be officially ruled as a suicide but the truth?  Who knows?
Elon Musk - Snapped his neck after he sniffed his farts too hard and too fast
Rosie O'Donnell - The remaining 1% of her artery finally clogs up
George Soros - Kvetched or kvelled too hard, probably at the expense of white people
Queen Elizabeth II - She regrets allowing the royal family to get dindufied and it takes too much of a toll on her
John McCain - Seems like a free space so fuck it, why not
John Oliver - Some weird freaky BDSM shit that you can't even find on the bowels of kink.com.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on January 02, 2018, 08:52:29 PM
Floating an idea- 10% point bonus for correctly guessing the cause of death. What say you, thread?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Rocket on January 02, 2018, 09:36:21 PM
Floating an idea- 10% point bonus for correctly guessing the cause of death. What say you, thread?
I've always agreed with that in principle, but how do you set the level of specificity? Is "natural causes" enough? And what about 1 point if you named someone in a previous year?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on January 03, 2018, 07:42:41 AM
Thomas Monson, President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, and banisher of Hangly to the FartAsk, dead at 90.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/thomas-monson-president-mormon-church-dies-90-n834211

May he enjoy his private planet full of modestly dressed and emergency prepared wives.

10 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: SooperPooper on January 03, 2018, 09:48:51 AM
Maybe cause of death can just be a tie breaker/way to win in style
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Small Weinered Goon on January 03, 2018, 09:52:59 AM
Kirk Douglas

This actually makes me wonder: what are the rules for people 100 and over? Do you get a point for a right answer but nothing extra, or is it zero or negative points depending on how old they are?

Negative points is what I prefer
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on January 03, 2018, 10:54:02 AM
Maybe cause of death can just be a tie breaker/way to win in style

I like this, it's a good idea so we'll go with that.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on January 03, 2018, 03:50:29 PM
1 - John McCain
2 - Hillary Clinton
3 - Donald Trump*
4 - Jimmy Carter
5 - Bill Cosby
6 - Stan Lee
7 - Bob Barker
8 - WWF Superstar Kamala
9 - Benedict Cumberbatch
10 - Mark Hamil


*note to secret service: I do not want him to die, but there are enough retards out there who do.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on January 03, 2018, 04:14:25 PM
Is there something going on with Mark Hamill. I think that's the third pick.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on January 03, 2018, 04:45:54 PM
Is there something going on with Mark Hamill. I think that's the third pick.
Trump curse.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Fuck Glitterbomber on January 03, 2018, 10:51:50 PM
Total Biscuit- cancer
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi- bombed/shot/executed by the state
Desmond Tutu- "old age"/heart attack
Leah Bracknell- cancer
Nobby Stiles- cancer
Aretha Franklin- heart attack
John Newman (British singer)- cancer
Charles Trippy- cancer
King Kong Bundy- heart attack
John McCain-cancer

Welcome to Team Cancer, Senator McCain.

Well then, here are my causes of death.

Also to that Lowtax picker, I had Shmorky on the year of his so-called suicide attempt. I think I won anyway that time but shit would have been so cash if he had actually pulled it off (think it was on New Years Eve too, right at the end.) We also would have got a dead Shmorky out of it so everybody would have been a winner that year.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Shakebox on January 04, 2018, 01:37:45 AM
John Mccain
Lowtax
Stuttering John Melendez
Malia Obama
Paul Sorvino
Mel Brooks
Angela Lansbury
Chuck Yeager
Queen Elizabeth
Dick Cheney
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: freak puke on January 04, 2018, 07:49:01 AM
Max Von Sydow

Post Malone

Johnny Knoxville

Bam Margera

Maria Bamford

Samantha Bee

Lena Dunham

Dave Thomas (comedic actor)

Steve Bannon

DJ Khaled
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: WHITE PRIVILEGE on January 04, 2018, 09:24:47 AM
Damnit, I'm not going to strike out this year.

1. Bob Dole
2. Bob Barker
3. Bob Newhart
4. Val Kilmer
5. Don King
6. Betty White
7. Dick Van Dyke
8. Barbara Bush
9. Norman Lear
10. Joe Jackson
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Rocket on January 04, 2018, 09:25:30 AM
What have you got against guys named Bob?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bill Goy the Soyence Boi on January 04, 2018, 12:56:49 PM
Lowtax

I'm gonna take a hammer to my nuts if Lowtax dies in a year I didn't pick him
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on January 04, 2018, 05:01:45 PM
Actress Darlanne Fluegel, star of Pet Sematary II, has died after a long battle with Alzheimer's. 

(https://i.imgur.com/g0XUasMl.jpg)


36 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on January 04, 2018, 05:07:00 PM
Does anyone really STAR in Pet Sematary II though?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: WHITE PRIVILEGE on January 04, 2018, 05:12:04 PM
What have you got against guys named Bob?

I could almost do an all Bob list.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on January 04, 2018, 05:38:30 PM
Bob Saget would be on that list definitely
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Fuck Glitterbomber on January 04, 2018, 06:33:16 PM
Actress Darlanne Fluegel, star of Pet Sematary II, has died after a long battle with Alzheimer's. 

(https://i.imgur.com/g0XUasMl.jpg)


36 points.
Don't worry...... she'll be back.


Add Bob Chipman to the all Bob list. Cause of death? Heart attack.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on January 05, 2018, 02:52:22 AM
Are you allowed to pick people that you already picked in previous years?

Because that's a bit boring.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: FALSE FLAG POSTING EVENT on January 06, 2018, 01:16:12 PM
1) Marilyn Manson- leukemia

2) Macauly Culkin- heroin od

3) Courtney Stodden- suicide (pills)

4) Paris Jackson- od (accidental, pills)

5) Stonetear, the goon who wiped HRC's server- (suicide, three shots in back of head)

6) Tony Podesta- satanic ritual sacrifice

7) Rose McGowen- satanic ritual sacrifice

8) Matthew Perry- suicide by hanging

9) Guy Fieri- killed in prison for being a chomo

10) Lowtax- letting the ambien walrus drive the GTR
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on January 06, 2018, 02:04:21 PM
7. Dick Van Dyke

Oooooh, so close.  Dick's younger brother, Jerry Van Dyke, has died. 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P008OiwRLMY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jolL6yZwdTI


14 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Embedded YouTube Journo on January 08, 2018, 11:37:20 PM
Under the wire here I go:

John McCain
Kelsey Grammer
The Queen
James earl jones
Kanye
Al Sharpton
Jesse Jackson
George HW Bush
Bill Clinton
Saul 'Slash' Hudson
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: The Watcher on January 09, 2018, 06:44:25 AM
This is like fantasy football.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: We Need Our Weave on January 09, 2018, 08:34:00 AM
Kim Jong-Un:  Death by health problems related to obesity and hedonistic lifestyle. Or political assassination. Supposedly they can't even hide his health problems on state media. Has gout, diabetes etc. Had to miss memorial for father, despite never missing it in the past.

Donald Trump:  Getting kind of old, life expectancy for man in USA is 78. With obesity, 68. Add the stress of presidency and his unhealthy habits and he could have a problem. Also could be murdered by a Trump derangement syndrome sufferer.

Hillary Clinton:  Parkinson's or whatever else is wrong with her.

Stan Lee:  Old

Shmorky:  Fecal poisoning or suicide.

Stephen Hawking:  ALS. Miracle he has made it this long.

Mandy Mullen:  Sepsis from mouth infection or heart disease caused by gum disease. Could be dead already, haven't seen her post in a while, hope she is OK.

Boogie:  I know he doesn't count, but you can't have a list like this without him.

Pope Francis:  Foot fetish related injury or old age.

Lowtax and canuck-wife:  Murder suicide.






Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Megalodon of Mudsharks on January 09, 2018, 10:07:03 PM
John McCain - Brain cancer, duh. Also just because I want to get some fucking points for once.
Aretha Franklin
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Buzz Aldrin
George Soros
Lindsey Lohan
Macauley Culkin
Terry Crews
Mohammed bin Salman - murdered
Queen Elizabeth
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on January 09, 2018, 10:18:07 PM
Kim Jong-Un:  Death by health problems related to obesity and hedonistic lifestyle. Or political assassination. Supposedly they can't even hide his health problems on state media. Has gout, diabetes etc. Had to miss memorial for father, despite never missing it in the past.

Donald Trump:  Getting kind of old, life expectancy for man in USA is 78. With obesity, 68. Add the stress of presidency and his unhealthy habits and he could have a problem. Also could be murdered by a Trump derangement syndrome sufferer.

Hillary Clinton:  Parkinson's or whatever else is wrong with her.

Stan Lee:  Old

Shmorky:  Fecal poisoning or suicide.

Stephen Hawking:  ALS. Miracle he has made it this long.

Mandy Mullen:  Sepsis from mouth infection or heart disease caused by gum disease. Could be dead already, haven't seen her post in a while, hope she is OK.

Boogie:  I know he doesn't count, but you can't have a list like this without him.

Pope Francis:  Foot fetish related injury or old age.

Lowtax and canuck-wife:  Murder suicide.

Just a heads up, "Lowtax and Wife" are 2 people, if both die you only get the points for the one who dies first. from here on out, not using 1 slot for 2 people.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Rocket on January 10, 2018, 12:30:53 AM
Damnit, I forgot Ginsburg.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on January 13, 2018, 06:14:24 PM
For Olivia Nova, it’s not likely that becoming an adult film actress was her preferred choice for becoming a star. In an interview over the summer, the 20-year-old from Minnesota spoke about her short career in porn, revealing that her true desire was to become a singer in the retro soul tradition of Amy Winehouse.

“I’d go straight to Amy Winehouse,” said the pretty brunette when asked in the Aug. 21 video interview whose music means the most to her.




80 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on January 13, 2018, 07:26:16 PM
For Olivia Nova, it’s not likely that becoming an adult film actress was her preferred choice for becoming a star. In an interview over the summer, the 20-year-old from Minnesota spoke about her short career in porn, revealing that her true desire was to become a singer in the retro soul tradition of Amy Winehouse.

“I’d go straight to Amy Winehouse,” said the pretty brunette when asked in the Aug. 21 video interview whose music means the most to her.




80 points.
It's pretty awesome that she gets to meet her idol.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Whig Historian on January 15, 2018, 01:13:02 PM
Dolores O'Riordan, the lady who you couldn't understand what she was saying on That One Cranberries Song. 46, unknown causes.

54 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on January 15, 2018, 01:18:15 PM
Dolores O'Riordan, the lady who you couldn't understand what she was saying on That One Cranberries Song. 46, unknown causes.

54 points.
I liked The Cranberries. :(
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on January 15, 2018, 01:27:47 PM
Dolores O'Riordan, the lady who you couldn't understand what she was saying on That One Cranberries Song. 46, unknown causes.

54 points.

Cause of death: their tanks and their bombs and their bombs and their guns
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on January 15, 2018, 01:51:06 PM
I heard it was fast though; she didn't linger
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on January 15, 2018, 02:09:03 PM
She a gud boi

Her life changin erry day, in erry possible way

She havin dem dreams; dey never quite as dey seems
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Rocket on January 15, 2018, 02:10:00 PM
She a gud boi

Her life changin erry day, in erry possible way

She havin dem dreams; dey never quite as dey seems
But you're a dream to me. :allears:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on January 15, 2018, 02:11:03 PM
It's going to be hard to find next of kin. They keep saying, "But you see, it's not me. It's not my family," when they're contacted.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Rocket on January 15, 2018, 02:16:28 PM
She died of organ failure.

She clearly said, "you have my heart, so don't hurt me."
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on January 15, 2018, 09:12:40 PM
i cant believe sinead oconnor outlived her
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on January 16, 2018, 01:32:12 PM
Racecar driver Dan Gurney dead at age 86. 14 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on January 23, 2018, 10:04:50 AM
Sad news today.  The eldest and most popular Teletubby, Tinky Winky, has died.


(https://i.imgur.com/18ZkFnG.jpg)


48 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Hugh G. Gaines on January 23, 2018, 10:52:41 PM
Big money right here if you're the rare sci-fi/60s South African jazz outfit fan:

Ursula K. Le Guin, Taoist heretic, shitlib, mean old lady, and occasional writer

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6d/Ursula_K_Le_Guin.JPG)

and

Hugh Ramapolo Masekela, musician and guy who wrote that song from the Anchorman 2 commercials.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/29/Hugh_Masekela_2009.jpg)

12 and 22 points, respectively.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on January 31, 2018, 02:23:06 AM
http://amp.tmz.com/2018/01/30/mark-salling-dead-suicide-dies

Quote
The former "Glee" star was awaiting sentencing after pleading guilty to possession of child pornography involving prepubescent minors.

65 points
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Rocket on January 31, 2018, 05:24:03 AM
How fucking uncomfortable is this shit? What a fucking degen shit pile is that show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0t8uwTLHU4
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Affirmative Action Hero on January 31, 2018, 06:09:27 AM
Glee was SO PROGRESSIVE AND TOLERANT that it made the Burger King Kids Club look like the KKK by comparison.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: blasting_asshole on January 31, 2018, 07:39:46 AM
Oh shit! Glee didn't meet your closeted homosexual masquerading as alpha male on niggerdeath forum expectations? Tell me more about how Glee on ABC Family's primetime slot might have been a wee bit too progressive.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Small Weinered Goon on January 31, 2018, 08:01:43 AM
Glee was pure poz.  Nothing more than lube for America’s asshole to ram gay marriage and tranny bathrooms through
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Rocket on January 31, 2018, 11:20:10 PM
Oh shit! Glee didn't meet your closeted homosexual masquerading as alpha male on niggerdeath forum expectations? Tell me more about how Glee on ABC Family's primetime slot might have been a wee bit too progressive.
Can anyone explain the point of this post?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Aran on February 01, 2018, 12:32:25 AM
Oh shit! Glee didn't meet your closeted homosexual masquerading as alpha male on niggerdeath forum expectations? Tell me more about how Glee on ABC Family's primetime slot might have been a wee bit too progressive.
Can anyone explain the point of this post?
Nope
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on February 02, 2018, 03:34:30 PM
RIP Dennis Edwards, lead singer for the Temptations, aged 74. 26 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Shakebox on February 02, 2018, 06:12:48 PM
Oh shit! Glee didn't meet your closeted homosexual masquerading as alpha male on niggerdeath forum expectations? Tell me more about how Glee on ABC Family's primetime slot might have been a wee bit too progressive.
Can anyone explain the point of this post?

I guess his kid watches Glee and he took offense at you disparaging it.

What a fag
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Rocket on February 02, 2018, 09:55:32 PM
Oh shit! Glee didn't meet your closeted homosexual masquerading as alpha male on niggerdeath forum expectations? Tell me more about how Glee on ABC Family's primetime slot might have been a wee bit too progressive.
Can anyone explain the point of this post?

I guess his kid watches Glee and he took offense at you disparaging it.

What a fag
I only hope they do a show that brings to light the heartbreak of dog rape.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on February 05, 2018, 07:58:12 PM
American Slide Chart spokesman John Mahoney has died. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoI6l7cgfLY

Quote
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1996-05-17/features/9605170145_1_character-actor-crasher-steppenwolf-theatre/2

He was intrigued by the stage as a teenager but, after visiting his war-bride sister in the United States shortly after World War II, what he wanted most was to be an American.

"It was so bleak and dark in England--those gray and foggy postwar years," he says. "Here it was so sunny. The people smiled."

He came back here at 19, joined the Army for three years, became a U.S. citizen, received a bachelor's degree from Quincy College in Illinois, began work on a master's degree while teaching English at Western Illinois University and working as a hospital orderly and, in 1970, moved to Chicago to edit a medical journal.


23 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on February 05, 2018, 08:50:50 PM
How dare they report that he was a legal immigrant?

:triggered:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on February 05, 2018, 10:52:38 PM
American Slide Chart spokesman John Mahoney has died. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoI6l7cgfLY

Quote
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1996-05-17/features/9605170145_1_character-actor-crasher-steppenwolf-theatre/2

He was intrigued by the stage as a teenager but, after visiting his war-bride sister in the United States shortly after World War II, what he wanted most was to be an American.

"It was so bleak and dark in England--those gray and foggy postwar years," he says. "Here it was so sunny. The people smiled."

He came back here at 19, joined the Army for three years, became a U.S. citizen, received a bachelor's degree from Quincy College in Illinois, began work on a master's degree while teaching English at Western Illinois University and working as a hospital orderly and, in 1970, moved to Chicago to edit a medical journal.


23 points.

Even more shocking, this innovative company of the 1970s still exists in the CURRENT YEAR: http://www.americanslidechart.com/
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Hugh G. Gaines on February 06, 2018, 11:05:43 AM
John Mahoney of Frazier, 23 points:

https://variety.com/2018/tv/news/john-mahoney-dead-dies-frasier-1202688144/
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Small Weinered Goon on February 06, 2018, 11:18:12 AM
Too bad, I thought Frasier was a good show
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on February 06, 2018, 06:46:07 PM
I'll always remember him as being the manager for the White Sox on Eight Men Out. 

"You'll play Jackson. . . You'll play!"
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on February 07, 2018, 07:57:39 PM
Quote
Our sources say the "Frasier" star's official causes of death include brain disease, lung cancer and seizures. We're told Mahoney also suffered from kidney disease and diabetes.

In other words, GRIDS.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Rocket on February 08, 2018, 08:41:50 AM
John Perry Barlow - 30 points

https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/john-perry-barlow-grateful-dead-lyricist-dies-at-70/ar-BBIPScs?OCID=ansmsnnews11

John Perry Barlow, Grateful Dead lyricist and internet pioneer, died on Wednesday. He was 70.

The news was announced by the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF), which Barlow co-founded and promotes freedom of expression in digital media. In a blog post on its website, the foundation’s executive director, Cindy Cohn, wrote that Barlow “passed away quietly in his sleep.”

Barlow co-wrote songs with the Grateful Dead from 1971 until the group disbanded in 1995. Some of tunes he helped pen include “Cassidy,” “Heaven Help the Fool,” “Black-Throated Wind,” “Looks Like Rain,” and “Mexicali Blues.” He also wrote four songs on the band’s 1989 album titled “Built to Last” and an additional song, “We Can Run,” on the 2004 reissue.

In addition to songwriting, Barlow was heavily involved activism for digital freedom. He co-founded the EFF in 1990, and has been credited with first coining the term “cyberspace” in its current definition that same year. He wrote essays about the impact of the internet for multiple publications including Wired and the New York Times, and his 1996 essay “A Declaration of the Independence of Cyberspace” has been long circulated across the web.

Born in Wyoming, Barlow graduated from Wesleyan University in 1969. He operated a livestock company in Wyoming before selling it. He was a member of the External Advisory Council of the National Computational Science Alliance and spent time lecturing about the internet, civil rights, freedom of speech, and the EFF.

Barlow is survived by his three daughters.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Small Weinered Goon on February 08, 2018, 03:07:31 PM
Greatful Dead sucks.  Fucking hippies
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on February 08, 2018, 03:37:01 PM
Greatful Dead sucks.  Fucking hippies
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on February 08, 2018, 03:52:20 PM
Greatful Dead sucks.  Fucking hippies

fuck all "jam band" bullshit, but i will fight anyone who says american beauty and workingman's dead aren't good albums  :colbert:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Ass Diamond on February 10, 2018, 12:01:07 AM
Reg Cathey, probably best known from The Wire passed away today.

https://twitter.com/AoDespair/status/962104269385191424

Whomever called it claim yer points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on February 10, 2018, 11:43:46 AM
Dirty Dee's Still Dirty Cause' He's Dirty Dee Dammit :(
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on February 21, 2018, 08:39:30 AM
https://apnews.com/ea6f9efdc7544a6dab337690c5849bfc

Billy Graham.

1 point.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bill Goy the Soyence Boi on February 21, 2018, 07:28:55 PM
https://apnews.com/ea6f9efdc7544a6dab337690c5849bfc (https://apnews.com/ea6f9efdc7544a6dab337690c5849bfc)

Billy Graham.

1 point.

(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/1c/1ca9f1537a33902ff7afe24557e721d873324ed72ea7c9dcd7635ddecbe7f725.jpg)
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on February 22, 2018, 01:55:59 PM
https://apnews.com/ea6f9efdc7544a6dab337690c5849bfc

Billy Graham.

1 point.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRg7xvWyYog

 :nixon:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Shakebox on February 22, 2018, 06:32:11 PM
Stuttering John Melendez


Looks promising
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on February 22, 2018, 08:05:29 PM
lol if artie somehow outlives stuttering john
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on February 22, 2018, 08:18:49 PM
Stuttering John Melendez


Looks promising

I hope that with his last breath he uttters: "th-th-th-that's all folks!"
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on February 26, 2018, 07:40:10 AM
Quote
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/kevin-smith-clerks-filmmaker-survives-massive-heart-attack-article-1.3842144

“Clerks” filmmaker Kevin Smith says he nearly died of a “massive heart attack” after rushing to a California hospital Sunday night.

The 47-year-old star of the New Jersey-based “Comic Book Men” reality show divulged the harrowing news from his hospital bed just after midnight local time Monday. Smith said he canceled a stand up gig in Glendale, Calif., after falling ill.

“The Doctor who saved my life told me I had 100% blockage of my LAD artery (aka ‘the Widow-Maker’),” Smith tweeted. “If I hadn’t canceled show 2 to go to the hospital, I would’ve died tonight.”

:aran:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on February 26, 2018, 08:14:29 AM
 :adam: I've been hugely overweight for 30 years. . . . however could this have happened to my heart?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on February 26, 2018, 03:44:43 PM
i like that his first instinct in the midst of a near-death health crisis is to post a faggy selfie on twitter
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on February 26, 2018, 03:54:37 PM
Twitter is gay.  I wonder if Lee Harvey Oswald would have tweeted a picture of himself after he got shot. "Totes just got shot. On the way to hospital."
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on February 26, 2018, 07:36:38 PM
:adam: I've been hugely overweight for 30 years. . . . however could this have happened to my heart?


B-b-but i smoked a shit ton of weed in lieu of regular physical exams! How could shit I read on the internet possibly have failed me?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Dem Wypipo on February 26, 2018, 07:57:00 PM
Kevin Smith was once so fat that they kicked him off of an airplane: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2010/feb/15/overweight-filmmaker-banned-southwest-airlines

You figure that would be a wake up call but instead he posted a rant about it on Twitter.  Will he take it seriously or will he just commit suicide by fat?  I guess we'll see!
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on February 27, 2018, 02:05:29 AM
Can you imagine being Kevin Smith and still flying Southwest?  Holy shit nigga, fly an airline with assigned seating!

:tom:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Rocket on February 27, 2018, 10:05:18 AM
They don't have assigned seating? I thought that was important for security.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on February 27, 2018, 11:45:27 AM
They don't have assigned seating? I thought that was important for security.

Nope, Southwest is a cattle call at the gate. People are boarded onto the plane by "areas". Ironically, in my experience flying Southwest is no worse and in some cases better than the other airlines.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Megalodon of Mudsharks on February 27, 2018, 01:01:40 PM
They don't have assigned seating? I thought that was important for security.

Nope, Southwest is a cattle call at the gate. People are boarded onto the plane by "areas". Ironically, in my experience flying Southwest is no worse and in some cases better than the other airlines.

What happens with the other airlines is that they'll be boarding first class passengers and some dumb fucks that fly maybe once a year and board in zone 3 will be crowding around the gate waiting to board.

The FlyerTalk term for these people is "gate lice".
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Rocket on February 27, 2018, 01:46:48 PM
I fly a couple times a year and I like Delta. American is shitty and United might be worse. I might have flown Southwest before; I don't remember boarding as general admission. If you're on a route I would think Allegiant Air would be the best deal in the sky. Don't know what they fly or how the customer service is, but if you can take a jet to your destination for $32 one way, hell, that is hard to beat.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on March 04, 2018, 05:32:04 AM
Best known for being the least interesting character in Beauty and the Beast, famed character actor David Ogden Stiers has died.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGPoXyEEtEU


25 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Mad at the Internet on March 04, 2018, 11:15:07 AM
David Ogden Stiers

I read an obituary someone linked to me and somewhere down towards the end it said he finally came out as gay something like 10 years ago. JFC.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on March 04, 2018, 07:09:39 PM
I fly a couple times a year and I like Delta. American is shitty and United might be worse. I might have flown Southwest before; I don't remember boarding as general admission. If you're on a route I would think Allegiant Air would be the best deal in the sky. Don't know what they fly or how the customer service is, but if you can take a jet to your destination for $32 one way, hell, that is hard to beat.


This is exactly the kind of thing my dad says when I ask him where he wants to go for lunch.

Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Rocket on March 04, 2018, 07:14:16 PM
I fly a couple times a year and I like Delta. American is shitty and United might be worse. I might have flown Southwest before; I don't remember boarding as general admission. If you're on a route I would think Allegiant Air would be the best deal in the sky. Don't know what they fly or how the customer service is, but if you can take a jet to your destination for $32 one way, hell, that is hard to beat.


This is exactly the kind of thing my dad says when I ask him where he wants to go for lunch.
You dad talks about air fare rates when you ask him to go to lunch? I'm sorry. Maybe he's easily distracted?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on March 04, 2018, 08:00:46 PM
I fly a couple times a year and I like Delta. American is shitty and United might be worse. I might have flown Southwest before; I don't remember boarding as general admission. If you're on a route I would think Allegiant Air would be the best deal in the sky. Don't know what they fly or how the customer service is, but if you can take a jet to your destination for $32 one way, hell, that is hard to beat.


This is exactly the kind of thing my dad says when I ask him where he wants to go for lunch.
You dad talks about air fare rates when you ask him to go to lunch? I'm sorry. Maybe he's easily distracted?

Or maybe mental illness runs in the family  :adam:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Rocket on March 04, 2018, 11:15:58 PM
I figured it out. His dad lives out of state so he discusses the logistics of their meeting. See? He's not crazy or distracted, just pragmatic.

Here's to IO's dad, the lunchtime pragmatist!
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on March 05, 2018, 02:55:34 PM
Sir Roger Bannister, first human to run an official sub-four minute mile and not the subject of Chariots of Fire, dead 88.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/athletics/43273249

12 points



Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on March 05, 2018, 08:01:34 PM
Some people who grew up with physical copies of music may know of this guy:

Russ Solomon, Founder of Tower Records, Dies at 92. 8 points.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/05/obituaries/russell-solomon-founder-of-tower-records-dies-at-92.html

Quote
Russ Solomon, who pioneered the superstore hangout for music lovers by founding Tower Records and expanded it worldwide before internet pirates and crushing debts rendered the chain obsolete and bankrupt, died on Sunday night at his home in Sacramento. He was 92.

His son Michael confirmed the death.

A high school dropout who sold used jukebox records at 16 in his father’s drugstore in Sacramento, Mr. Solomon was the driving force behind a sprawling enterprise that began with one store in that city in 1960 and grew into a dominant competitor in music retailing with nearly 200 stores in 15 countries. Sales of recorded music, videos and books eventually topped $1 billion a year.

With marketing instincts that even rivals and critics called ingenious, Mr. Solomon built megastores, some bigger than football fields, and stocked them with as many as 125,000 titles, virtually all of the popular and classical recordings on the market.

Yet many patrons said there was a clublike intimacy about the stores, where, as Bruce Springsteen once put it, “everyone is your friend for 20 minutes.”

Open all year from 9 a.m. to midnight, staffed by hip salespeople who could answer almost any question about recordings, the stores became the haunts of music aficionados scouring endless racks for rock, heavy metal, jazz, blues, standards, classicals, country-westerns and myriad other offerings. Sometimes popular bands and singers performed in the stores.

No lie, I loved Tower Records, and it was a shame to see it go.

Also, someone please photoshop Le Happy Merchant holding an LP, TIA.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on March 05, 2018, 10:00:17 PM
Fuck him and fuck Tower Records.

My memories of Tower Records were the stores never having new releases (back when Tuesday night used to mean something), wall-to-wall exorbitantly expensive special boxed sets, and bins upon bins of unwanted vinyl gathering dust. And the average Tower employee. God, they made Comic Book Guy look slim and friendly. Joy Division? Michael Jackson? Metallica? If it wasn't Pink Floyd you could get the fuck out with that electric-twanger garbage that wasn't real music. They were there when Zeppelin played the Armadillo, and you weren't man.   

Then they went and opened one in every strip mall in the country and the bottom fell out.

One more jew who was able to manipulate the boomers into wasting sheckels.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Douglas MacArthur on March 05, 2018, 11:40:44 PM
Sir Roger Bannister, first human to run an official sub-four minute mile and not the subject of Chariots of Fire, dead 88.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/athletics/43273249

12 points

Aw. :(
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: blasting_asshole on March 06, 2018, 07:50:00 AM
Fuck him and fuck Tower Records.

My memories of Tower Records were the stores never having new releases (back when Tuesday night used to mean something), wall-to-wall exorbitantly expensive special boxed sets, and bins upon bins of unwanted vinyl gathering dust. And the average Tower employee. God, they made Comic Book Guy look slim and friendly. Joy Division? Michael Jackson? Metallica? If it wasn't Pink Floyd you could get the fuck out with that electric-twanger garbage that wasn't real music. They were there when Zeppelin played the Armadillo, and you weren't man.   

Then they went and opened one in every strip mall in the country and the bottom fell out.

One more jew who was able to manipulate the boomers into wasting sheckels.

This and there was no negotiating on those bins of vinyl gathering dust. They'd want $30 for some Frankie Knuckles B side copy. "It'll be worth something, one day, MAAAAAN!" No it won't! It's an instrumental bootleg I want, because it doesn't have the annoying lyrics! (Yes, the bargain bin was a mix of both legit and bootleg records. In theory, I could buy a bootleg record from Tower Records, walk out of the store, down the street and get arrested for selling it to someone else.)

The Boston one was an inner-city shithole infested with blacks who ruined everything and bought nothing. Only one working turntable/pair of headphones, to sample music with, because that's where niggers went to practice their scratching skills, beneath huge fuckoff signs that said "NO SCRATCHING." Since they're destructive apes, they can't even scratch without bouncing the needle. Not to mention, there's no fader and the decks are belt-drive so the whole thing is completely pointless. Meanwhile, there's a guitar center right down the goddamn street where they could go and fuck around with direct drive decks and an actual mixer.

Bonus points go out to the ones who would rip open a new vinyl to ruin, when there was a sample one, right in front of it.

Tower Records is part of why I felt no remorse in buying a digital controller, converting my whole collection to mp3s and storing my 1200s and TTM away in my mom's basement.

PS; Amazon sells the same needles I used to buy at half the price of Tower Records, even though they're probably way harder to find, now a days.

TLDR; Music rule of thumb: Mourn the deaths of musicians and celebrate the deaths of industry people.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on March 06, 2018, 01:42:12 PM
Man, it's almost as if your local culture had something to do with the experience in your local store  :umberto:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on March 13, 2018, 09:03:54 AM
90s rapper Craig Mack, 46, will no longer be putting flavor in your ear

54 points
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Hugh G. Gaines on March 13, 2018, 11:57:51 PM
From Aran in strug, with love: Stephen Hawking, death-defying perma-crippled physicist and Englishman.

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/1273C/production/_100408557_mediaitem100408555.jpg)

24 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Nasekuchen on March 14, 2018, 12:05:07 AM
Look forward to seeing that perma-Schaivo'd mug for the next month while the media squeeze as much as they can out of his passing. Vulturous fucks.

RIP in peace physics bro.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on March 14, 2018, 12:25:15 AM
It is a crime that he was never knighted, just a mere CBE.

For fucks sake Ringo Starr is a Knight Bachelor.  :colbert:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on March 14, 2018, 02:49:44 AM
 :myecred:

Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: The Watcher on March 14, 2018, 06:55:28 AM
Can’t wait to start see Hawking themed memorabilia for the next...forever.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on March 14, 2018, 07:38:07 AM
He was my third favorite science man after Bill Nye and Neil DeGrasse Tyson. 

RIP
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on March 14, 2018, 08:16:01 AM
That movie they made about him was so overblown. I watched it until he started getting all "Merk server curt" and then I was done.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bill Goy the Soyence Boi on March 14, 2018, 01:04:36 PM
Rot in a black hole for politicizing science and covering for the child rapists, you diseased broken cultist fuck.

A true scientist would have stayed out of politics completely.  Hawking was just another mouthpiece for the world's biggest gang.  God only knows what he'd be up to if he weren't just a sentient pile of organs for a chunk of his life.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: The Watcher on March 14, 2018, 01:16:11 PM
Rot in a black hole for politicizing science and covering for the child rapists, you diseased broken cultist fuck.

A true scientist would have stayed out of politics completely.  Hawking was just another mouthpiece for the world's biggest gang.  God only knows what he'd be up to if he weren't just a sentient pile of organs for a chunk of his life.
I mean, you could put words in his mouth and there wouldn’t be shit he could do about it.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Aran on March 14, 2018, 02:19:35 PM
Rot in a black hole for politicizing science and covering for the child rapists, you diseased broken cultist fuck.

A true scientist would have stayed out of politics completely.  Hawking was just another mouthpiece for the world's biggest gang.  God only knows what he'd be up to if he weren't just a sentient pile of organs for a chunk of his life.
I mean, you could put words in his mouth and there wouldn’t be shit he could do about it.

You could put anything in his mouth and he couldn't do anything about it.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on March 14, 2018, 03:01:59 PM
Please keep your Stephen Hawking blowjob fetish to yourself
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Affirmative Action Hero on March 14, 2018, 03:52:16 PM
I'm sure in another universe where Hawking got AIDS instead of ending up in a wheelchair with a robotic voice, nobody gave a fuck about him croaking yet in another universe Hawking died after he got pushed off a cliff by Fuhrer Trump in his wheelchair screaming in his robotic voice.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: a torrent of piss on March 14, 2018, 06:25:27 PM


For fucks sake Ringo Starr is a Knight Bachelor.  :colbert:
Being a Knight Bachelor isn't anything special, I do that every weekend.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on March 14, 2018, 07:21:13 PM
Can’t wait to start see Hawking themed memorabilia for the next...forever.
Speak N Spell Dr Hawking Commemorative Edition
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on March 14, 2018, 09:02:51 PM
So just the vowels then?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on March 24, 2018, 07:54:54 AM
Always bet on black.  Ashy Chicago Fire actress DuShon Monique Brown has died from an apparent heart attack.


(https://i.imgur.com/r0cvweil.jpg)

51 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Aran on March 24, 2018, 08:02:02 AM
Who's he?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on March 24, 2018, 10:37:49 AM
Wasn't he a Gorg on Fraggle Rock?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on April 03, 2018, 03:46:21 PM
:siren:

Quote
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/verne-troyer-hospitalized-friend-reports-suicidal-article-1.3912489

‘Mini-Me’ actor Verne Troyer hospitalized after friend reports he’s suicidal

"Austin Powers" star Verne Troyer was hospitalized after his friends called 911 to report that he was drunk and suicidal.

The 49-year-old, who is best-known for playing Mini-Me, was transported to the hospital Monday night after a friend called cops around 7:30 p.m., describing him as upset, drunk and suicidal, law enforcement sources told TMZ.

Cops and fire department paramedics responded to the call and decided to transport Troyer to the hospital.

He is reportedly being held for 72 hours for evaluation, the gossip site reported.

About a year ago, Troyer checked himself into a rehab program after he was admitted to a hospital for his struggles with alcoholism.

The 2 ft. 8 in. actor has battled alcoholism for years and almost lost his life in 2002 from alcohol poisoning.

The actor has made sporadic appearances in films and TV shows since "Austin Powers" and is set to play roles in the 2018 film "Hipsters, Gangsters, Aliens and Geeks" and "The 420 Movie: Mary & Jane."

:siren:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: The Watcher on April 03, 2018, 04:42:11 PM
:siren:

Quote
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/verne-troyer-hospitalized-friend-reports-suicidal-article-1.3912489

‘Mini-Me’ actor Verne Troyer hospitalized after friend reports he’s suicidal

"Austin Powers" star Verne Troyer was hospitalized after his friends called 911 to report that he was drunk and suicidal.

The 49-year-old, who is best-known for playing Mini-Me, was transported to the hospital Monday night after a friend called cops around 7:30 p.m., describing him as upset, drunk and suicidal, law enforcement sources told TMZ.

Cops and fire department paramedics responded to the call and decided to transport Troyer to the hospital.

He is reportedly being held for 72 hours for evaluation, the gossip site reported.

About a year ago, Troyer checked himself into a rehab program after he was admitted to a hospital for his struggles with alcoholism.

The 2 ft. 8 in. actor has battled alcoholism for years and almost lost his life in 2002 from alcohol poisoning.

The actor has made sporadic appearances in films and TV shows since "Austin Powers" and is set to play roles in the 2018 film "Hipsters, Gangsters, Aliens and Geeks" and "The 420 Movie: Mary & Jane."

:siren:
I mean... aren’t all midgets suicidal by default?
 :jesse:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on April 03, 2018, 04:56:12 PM
Not until they realize they are midgets  :jesse:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on April 03, 2018, 05:23:09 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/International/prince-philip-96-undergo-hip-surgery-missing-royal/story?id=54204323

Prince Philip, 96, to undergo hip surgery after missing royal family's Easter service


*urge to battle at Hastings intensifies*
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: a torrent of piss on April 03, 2018, 05:50:44 PM
:siren:

Quote
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/verne-troyer-hospitalized-friend-reports-suicidal-article-1.3912489

‘Mini-Me’ actor Verne Troyer hospitalized after friend reports he’s suicidal

"Austin Powers" star Verne Troyer was hospitalized after his friends called 911 to report that he was drunk and suicidal.

The 49-year-old, who is best-known for playing Mini-Me, was transported to the hospital Monday night after a friend called cops around 7:30 p.m., describing him as upset, drunk and suicidal, law enforcement sources told TMZ.

Cops and fire department paramedics responded to the call and decided to transport Troyer to the hospital.

He is reportedly being held for 72 hours for evaluation, the gossip site reported.

About a year ago, Troyer checked himself into a rehab program after he was admitted to a hospital for his struggles with alcoholism.

The 2 ft. 8 in. actor has battled alcoholism for years and almost lost his life in 2002 from alcohol poisoning.

The actor has made sporadic appearances in films and TV shows since "Austin Powers" and is set to play roles in the 2018 film "Hipsters, Gangsters, Aliens and Geeks" and "The 420 Movie: Mary & Jane."

:siren:

He's still going to live a short life no matter what happens.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on April 03, 2018, 06:26:49 PM
I mean... aren’t all midgets suicidal by default?
 :jesse:

Just a little.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: The Watcher on April 04, 2018, 08:23:35 AM
I mean... aren’t all midgets suicidal by default?
 :jesse:

Just a little.
Hope he hangs in there
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on April 09, 2018, 07:17:30 AM
Comic actor Chuck McCann has died.  If you're Rocket's age, you'd probably remember him as the guy from the Right Guard commercials. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skBoyvsANHE


17 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on April 14, 2018, 11:36:21 AM
Art Bell, late night outlet for time travelers, sasquatch hunters and victims of anal probes, dead at 72. On Friday the 13th.  :stare:

(snopes link for the lulz)

https://www.snopes.com/news/2018/04/14/paranormal-radio-show-host-art-bell-dead-72/

Quote
By the age of 13, Art was an FCC licensed radio technician. A few years later, as a young airman, Bell and an equally foolhardy buddy built their own pirate radio station right on Amarillo Air Force base, secretly broadcasting rock ‘n’ roll to appreciative locals. These kinds of antics were not limited to bootleg military radio. As a civilian DJ, Art Bell landed in the Guinness Book of Records for a 116 hour (and 15 minutes) solo broadcast marathon “playing the hits” on KSBK on Okinawa, Japan. Then he raised money in Alaska that allowed Art to charter a DC 8, fly to Vietnam and rescue 130 Vietnamese Orphans stranded in Saigon at the war’s end. They were eventually all brought to America and adopted by American families. Art’s no-nonsense demeanor doesn’t fool his listeners who sense he’s more complex underneath.

Art Bell’s political views are complex as well. He spent years on the island of Okinawa, living a Japanese lifestyle and working for KSBK, the only English speaking station in Asia; it gave him a Pacific Rim perspective and a grasp of international affairs that few talk show hosts really have. That plus his military background and his love of the news, made Art Bell a natural talk show host, a man who understood how politics, human nature, and cultural dynamics can affect national and international stability for better or for worse.

(http://img4.bdbphotos.com/images/700x350/t/u/tu46uxvn2tzx42xt.jpg)

28 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on April 14, 2018, 12:58:27 PM
Sure, the government is TELLING you Art Bell is dead, but do you really believe that?

:rpno:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Aran on April 14, 2018, 02:18:41 PM
I honestly thought he was already dead at least 4-5 years ago
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on April 14, 2018, 03:36:59 PM
Sure, the government is TELLING you Art Bell is dead, but do you really believe that?

:rpno:

That's why I linked to Snopes  :smug:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on April 14, 2018, 04:39:46 PM
Sure, the government is TELLING you Art Bell is dead, but do you really believe that?

:rpno:

Now I'm imagining a 60 minute phone call over the worst landline connection possible discussing this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L24HbpvQXmo
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on April 15, 2018, 08:34:37 PM
Oh God damn it.



Full Metal Jacket:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j3_iPskjxk

Apocalypse Now (at 1:40):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqtehtSB0LI

The Boys In Company C:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDSv6VWB6VE

Se7en:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7tAtB430oY

Quote
In 1961, at age 17, Ermey enlisted in the United States Marine Corps and went through recruit training at Marine Corps Recruit Depot San Diego in San Diego, California. For his first few years, he served in the aviation support field before becoming a drill instructor in India Company, 3rd Recruit Training Battalion, at Marine Corps Recruit Depot San Diego, where he was assigned from 1965 to 1967.

Ermey then served in Marine Wing Support Group 17 at Marine Corps Air Station Futenma in Okinawa, Japan. In 1968, he was ordered to Vietnam with MWSG-17, and spent 14 months in country. The remainder of his service was on Okinawa where he was advanced to staff sergeant (E-6). He was medically discharged in 1972 because of several injuries incurred during his service. On May 17, 2002, he received an honorary promotion to gunnery sergeant (E-7) by the Commandant of the Marine Corps, General James L. Jones.

Godspeed Gunny. Semper Fi.


Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Gas Chamber of Commerce on April 15, 2018, 09:56:08 PM
F
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on April 15, 2018, 10:14:14 PM
Pushing boots in heaven. O7
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Hugh G. Gaines on April 15, 2018, 10:18:28 PM
Overheard outside Heaven around 1200 hrs., 4/15/18:

"PRIVATE SAINT PETER, WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION? IF YOU DO NOT OPEN THOSE PEARLY GATES IN THREE SECONDS, EXACTLY THREE FUCKING SECONDS, I SWEAR BY GOD AND ALL HIS HOLY ANGELS I WILL TEAR YOUR HALO OFF AND SHOVE IT SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU'LL BE ABLE TO USE YOUR ASS AS A NIGHT LIGHT! DOUBLE TIME, YOU CHRIST-DENYING MAGGOT!"
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Petty Hate Machine on April 16, 2018, 01:19:34 AM
F
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: The Watcher on April 16, 2018, 06:43:40 AM
F
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on April 16, 2018, 10:39:59 PM
Court is adjourned for Harry Anderson. - 35 points
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on April 17, 2018, 05:11:59 PM
Court is adjourned for Harry Anderson. - 35 points

What a shame.  Too young.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czElKoDQbGQ
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on April 17, 2018, 05:56:28 PM
Harry Anderson was AoA
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on April 18, 2018, 01:33:39 AM
Barbara Bush - 8 points
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Aran on April 18, 2018, 11:48:17 AM
Harry Anderson was AoA
No I laughed at Harry Anderson many times.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: The Watcher on April 18, 2018, 07:57:40 PM
Harry Anderson was AoA
No I laughed at Harry Anderson many times.
(https://i.imgur.com/Us6D16t.jpg)
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on April 20, 2018, 03:26:05 PM
 Tim Bergling, aka Avicii, will not be waking up when its all over.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y_KJAg8bHI

72 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Ass Diamond on April 20, 2018, 04:16:33 PM
Good riddance. One more source of shitty pop music destroyed.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bill Goy the Soyence Boi on April 20, 2018, 08:03:59 PM
Came here to see if anyone had Avicii.  I guess that's the closest we'll get to a 27 club entry this year.

Damn, I kinda liked a couple of his songs too.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on April 21, 2018, 06:31:20 AM
Tim Bergling, aka Avicii, will not be waking up when its all over.

72 points.

Word on the street is that one of the possible causes of death was pancreatitis from all the heavy drinking.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Shakebox on April 21, 2018, 08:52:22 AM
Tim Bergling, aka Avicii, will not be waking up when its all over.

72 points.

Word on the street is that one of the possible causes of death was pancreatitis from all the heavy drinking.

That's a strange way of saying drug overdose
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Dem Wypipo on April 21, 2018, 04:53:02 PM

51 points
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Shakebox on April 21, 2018, 07:01:32 PM
Midgets should be worth half imo
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bill Goy the Soyence Boi on April 21, 2018, 08:14:46 PM
Too bad it wasn't Destiny. 
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on April 22, 2018, 02:27:15 AM

51 points
Another life tragically cut short.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Whig Historian on April 22, 2018, 03:00:49 AM
I feel a little bad about this one.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on April 22, 2018, 03:21:46 AM
It's a tragedy to lose an actor of his stature.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on April 22, 2018, 03:27:15 AM
LOL he was a midget
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Aran on April 22, 2018, 06:47:03 AM
SHORT

STACK

LACK
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Affirmative Action Hero on May 01, 2018, 04:37:35 AM
Looks like Songbird McCuck won't be alone

https://www.reddit.com/r/cynicalbritofficial/comments/8g4eoj/official_totalbiscuits_future/
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on May 01, 2018, 11:35:23 AM
Looks like Songbird McCuck won't be alone

https://www.reddit.com/r/cynicalbritofficial/comments/8g4eoj/official_totalbiscuits_future/

I wonder just how angry Lowtax is that this blue check chick is stealing his ebegging thinder.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Whig Historian on May 01, 2018, 01:10:52 PM
Tim Bergling, aka Avicii, will not be waking up when its all over.

72 points.

Word on the street is that one of the possible causes of death was pancreatitis from all the heavy drinking.
New reports are suicide via shard from broken wine bottle, unclear whether neck or wrists.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on May 14, 2018, 04:01:16 PM
Margot Kidder returns to the arms of Christoprher Reeve.

Can you read my mind? Its unironically sad.

31 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on May 14, 2018, 04:08:38 PM
Poor lady went bonkers in the early 90s
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Affirmative Action Hero on May 14, 2018, 04:17:22 PM
she was a cunty leftist that retired in conservative Montana while having a dilemma with her Canadian citizenship, fuck that boomer
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on May 14, 2018, 04:26:45 PM
Another member of Rocket's spank bank bites the dust.

RIP
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Duwango on May 14, 2018, 06:29:58 PM
Looks like Songbird McCuck won't be alone

https://www.reddit.com/r/cynicalbritofficial/comments/8g4eoj/official_totalbiscuits_future/

I wonder just how angry Lowtax is that this blue check chick is stealing his ebegging thinder.

Karma is always a bitch for the soycreatures.

(https://i.imgur.com/TsfH55w.png)
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on May 14, 2018, 07:10:43 PM
Poor lady went bonkers in the early 90s

Yeah she totally went full Shelley Duvall there for a bit.

Amazingly she was still working through the present time? Good for her I guess.


Another member of Rocket's spank bank bites the dust.

RIP

"Have I told you about the time I was operating on Christopher Reeve's spine and Margot Kidder brought a tom collins right into the OR? Same day I got my MG back from Prussian consulate in Siam after the dirigible incident."
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on May 15, 2018, 11:47:23 AM
Baby boomer deity and autistic clothing choice proponent Tom Wolfe dead at 87

Tom Wolfe is responsible for the following obscenities that helped fuel the Boomers to believe what they do:

The Right Stuff
Bonfire of the Vanities
The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test
The Last American Hero
Almost Heroes
A Man In Full


Or you may remember him for wearing the exact same fucking thing every day of his life and looking like Mr Burns:

(https://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/B3-AK822_WOLFEj_GR_20180515105144.jpg)

13 points and #MAGA
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Aran on May 15, 2018, 12:16:23 PM
I wish it were PA Governor Tom Wolf instead
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Duwango on May 15, 2018, 08:39:03 PM
I wish it were PA Governor Tom Wolf instead

Bstory?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on May 15, 2018, 10:02:50 PM
I wish it were PA Governor Tom Wolf instead

Bstory?

Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf. Anti-drone. Anti-makerspace. In the hot pocket of Big Pizza.

Wrong for Pittsburgh and wrong for America.

thismessagebroughttoyoubycitizensfortheremainingdozenwhitepeopleinpittsburgh
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Aran on May 15, 2018, 10:06:45 PM
I wish it were PA Governor Tom Wolf instead

Bstory?

Faggot Democrat
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Dem Wypipo on May 15, 2018, 10:08:28 PM
Yet another boomer icon bites the dust.  Looking forward to more of them going these next few years :nixon:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Megalodon of Mudsharks on May 15, 2018, 10:09:41 PM
Looks like a fag to me.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on May 23, 2018, 01:16:16 AM
Phillip Roth, the first Jew to figure out that you could make shekels ratting out other Jews, dead at 85.

Ruth's seminal work, Portnoys Complaint, recently drew renewed recognition for describing Jews caught in the me too movement with uncanny acccuracy over 30 years ago.


15 points and Dog sets the forums to half mast for a week.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Fuck Glitterbomber on May 24, 2018, 08:00:06 PM
Total Biscuit
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Desmond Tutu
Leah Bracknell
Nobby Stiles
Aretha Franklin
John Newman (British singer)
Charles Trippy
King Kong Bundy
John McCain

Welcome to Team Cancer, Senator McCain.
Total Biscuit just died! 67 points for me and everyone else who had him.

edit:

Quote
Gaming personality John "TotalBiscuit" Bain has passed away.

Bain's wife, Genna, announced his death on Twitter on May 24. He was 33 years old. Bain was diagnosed with cancer in 2014 and was undergoing treatment for the disease since. He posted on Reddit in April that he didn't have much time left, and that his body had become "resistant to all forms" of traditional chemotherapy.

"Rest in peace, my dearest love," Genna wrote on Twitter today. "John 'TotalBiscuit' Bain, July 8, 1984 to May 24, 2018."
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Affirmative Action Hero on May 28, 2018, 08:52:30 AM
https://archive.fo/dWS6x

lol we have a walking goldmine here...
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: FALSE FLAG POSTING EVENT on May 28, 2018, 01:02:36 PM
oh HO that is a good find!
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on May 28, 2018, 01:03:36 PM
https://archive.fo/dWS6x

lol we have a walking falling goldmine here...
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on May 28, 2018, 01:15:52 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/cYAILuC.png)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4eScf6TMaM
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on May 28, 2018, 07:00:01 PM
https://archive.fo/dWS6x

lol we have a walking goldmine here...

https://archive.is/TsMpR

Quote
** chelsea is safe. she is on the phone with friends, thanks everyone for your concern and please give her some space

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU8KCBZtpEk
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: asip on May 28, 2018, 07:16:01 PM
Someone get him 5150'd
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Affirmative Action Hero on May 28, 2018, 07:31:27 PM
lol what the hell someone else is doing with his twitter? freak's friends are likely the ones he met at the suicide prevention hotline.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bill Goy the Soyence Boi on May 28, 2018, 07:39:27 PM
The nice thing is, due to his hormones being completely fucked up, this won't be the last time he'll attempt suicide.  Especially since it got him plenty of attention. 

Maybe he'll pull this stunt again, make a mistake, and accidentally kill himself.  It's likely.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: The Soys Of Summer on May 28, 2018, 07:47:18 PM
I legitimately hope Manning wins his senate race. I want clown world on full display in every normie's face.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on May 28, 2018, 07:48:28 PM
lol what the hell someone else is doing with his twitter? freak's friends are likely the ones he met at the suicide prevention hotline.

i hate to break it to you but much like the bilingual syrian four year olds with internet access and blue checkmark twitter accounts, it is entirely possible that not every post is made by the same person
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on May 28, 2018, 08:15:52 PM
lol what the hell someone else is doing with his twitter? freak's friends are likely the ones he met at the suicide prevention hotline.

i hate to break it to you but much like the bilingual syrian four year olds with internet access and blue checkmark twitter accounts, it is entirely possible that not every post is made by the same person
Hi. Chelsea's mom here. Chelsea is doing fine. I.. I mean she is getting the help I need. SHE needs. Yeah, that's it. Please like and share.

People who use suicide as a means to get attention are the lowest of the low, but I guess that's what we have come to expect from ol' Brangelina.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on May 28, 2018, 08:28:51 PM
lol what the hell someone else is doing with his twitter? freak's friends are likely the ones he met at the suicide prevention hotline.

i hate to break it to you but much like the bilingual syrian four year olds with internet access and blue checkmark twitter accounts, it is entirely possible that not every post is made by the same person
Hi. Chelsea's mom here. Chelsea is doing fine. I.. I mean she is getting the help I need. SHE needs. Yeah, that's it. Please like and share.

People who use suicide as a means to get attention are the lowest of the low, but I guess that's what we have come to expect from ol' Brangelina.


And this is Chelsea's dad. I am very proud of my daughter. I remember when she was a little boy and would ask "Daddy, if the government is violating the rights of its citizens, does that mean we have an obligation to make those things public?".
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on May 29, 2018, 10:28:01 AM
Yeah, if you're going to commit suicide, you do it, you don't talk about doing it. You don't threaten it. You DO IT.

If you want attention, THAT is when you talk about it, you post passive aggressive social media posts, etc.

But it's almost like transgender people have mental illnesses?  :jesse:

And it's almost like banning them from the military would be a good idea because you don't want people with mental illnesses to have guns?  :jesse:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on May 29, 2018, 04:55:45 PM
RIP Roseanne's TV career. One gorillion points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on May 29, 2018, 05:45:46 PM
RIP Roseanne's TV career. One gorillion points.

That has to be a record for fastest comeback and fall.

They'd better keep William Zabka's twitter locked the fuck down. :ohdear:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on May 29, 2018, 09:00:39 PM
It was an illegal kick  :colbert:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on June 03, 2018, 06:59:25 PM
William Phipps, star of Cat-Women of the Moon, has died.

(https://i.imgur.com/UCZjf8T.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2WUW7TPmPw




4 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on June 04, 2018, 07:17:36 AM
Robert Mandan has died at age 86.  You will remember him as the father from Soap.  Women and gay men with daddy fetishes will remember the one time he climbed out of a pool shirtless (look it up).   RIP

(https://i.imgur.com/xze3JOj.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QejBwptSQZc

14 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on June 05, 2018, 06:41:18 PM
Kate Spade, designer of the handbag that your wife's sole remaining single friend insists she bought at Saks and not Nordstrom Rack, dead at 55.

(https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2018/06/05/ap_18156605700583_wide-2f415088068e7779e90d5ffc68213df21592f467-s800-c85.jpg)


While not the typical celebrity we shitposting struggers (except for WoW) usually concern ourselves with, Ms. Spade took her own life in *THE* most metal way possible - hanged with her own designer scarf while her husband was at home, after leaving a note for her 13 year old daughter.

Till Valhalla, Kate Spade. Till Valhalla.

45 points.


Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on June 06, 2018, 07:03:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8OtzJtp-EM
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: blasting_asshole on June 06, 2018, 07:27:08 AM
Kate Spade, designer of the handbag that your wife's sole remaining single friend insists she bought at Saks and not Nordstrom Rack, dead at 55.

Wife said she read somewhere that Spade hung herself from the doorknob.

Cost of my wife's Katie Spade handbag? A few hundred dollars.

Explaining to her the nuanced difference in hanging yourself from a ceiling vs the doorknob? Priceless.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: blasting_asshole on June 06, 2018, 08:04:02 AM
Edit: Doubled up.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Nasekuchen on June 08, 2018, 07:36:48 AM
Anthony Bourdain - 39pts

reminder:

http://thehill.com/homenews/media/350857-cnn-host-bourdain-jokes-about-poisoning-trump

The Curse be a harsh mistress, lads.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on June 08, 2018, 09:22:04 AM
My headline was going to be:

Anthony Bourdain, the new maniac tough guy who shot up Remo's bar chef, has Frankie do him a favour.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on June 08, 2018, 12:47:09 PM
Also lmao how everyone is pretending that autoerotic asphyxiation isn't the most likely cause of this "suicide"

He up there with David Carradine and Michael Hutchence watching kung fu, listening to INXS and choking the chicken while choking themselves.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Justice Dredd on June 08, 2018, 01:09:53 PM
I met anthony bourdain briefly in 2017 when he came to my gym for a drop-in brazilian jiu jitsu session. I was really shocked at how in shape he was -- at 60 he was lean as hell and legit had a six pack. He was pretty normal and down to earth, but mentioned picking up smoking again. I have a gut feeling he got diagnosed with some terminal cancer or something and just decided to end it rather than waste away, it'd fit with his lifestyle and live fast die young kind of attitude.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Social Anthropoid on June 08, 2018, 01:35:52 PM
did you punch his sorry white guilt ass in the cock?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on June 08, 2018, 01:46:27 PM
Not buying that he decided to off himself in a foreign country while visiting a friend for work because he got canceraids.



Strong possibility Obama had him killed to divert from Sourcegate?

 :geithner:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on June 08, 2018, 01:46:52 PM
Apparently he was also a former heroin addict, he and his wife split less than 2 years ago, and his girlfriend was spotted with another dude and just had sent a tweet throwing shade at Bourdain (which she quickly deleted after he died).

The big question remains unanswered: were any designer scarves involved?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on June 08, 2018, 01:59:53 PM
Apparently he was also a former heroin addict, he and his wife split less than 2 years ago, and his girlfriend was spotted with another dude and just had sent a tweet throwing shade at Bourdain (which she quickly deleted after he died).

The big question remains unanswered: were any designer scarves involved?

Surely the big question is: wherever he's going, does he have reservations?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Whig Historian on June 08, 2018, 02:28:26 PM
One of Bourdain's friends (Yashar Ali) is talking on twitter on how Bourdain was trying to keep pressure on Harvey Weinstein. Another angle for conspiracy theories to go down?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on June 08, 2018, 02:44:00 PM
Apparently he was also a former heroin addict, he and his wife split less than 2 years ago, and his girlfriend was spotted with another dude and just had sent a tweet throwing shade at Bourdain (which she quickly deleted after he died).

The big question remains unanswered: were any designer scarves involved?

Surely the big question is: wherever he's going, does he have reservations?

when he slipped that noose around his neck and stepped off he had no reservations :smug:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on June 08, 2018, 02:49:03 PM
Apparently he was also a former heroin addict, he and his wife split less than 2 years ago, and his girlfriend was spotted with another dude and just had sent a tweet throwing shade at Bourdain (which she quickly deleted after he died).

The big question remains unanswered: were any designer scarves involved?

Yes. This is what he hanged himself with, after being shot three times from behind:

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/6DwAAOSwDuJW0CHd/s-l300.jpg)

 :adam:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Duwango on June 08, 2018, 04:21:24 PM
Anthony Bourdain - 39pts

reminder:

http://thehill.com/homenews/media/350857-cnn-host-bourdain-jokes-about-poisoning-trump

The Curse be a harsh mistress, lads.

Good riddance, junkie, Marxist, marxist, marxist.

@1:14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eJqXEoUU3U
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Dem Wypipo on June 08, 2018, 06:39:44 PM
His old show wasn't bad but unsurprisingly it turned into "fuck having borders and laws and shit" because being able to eat Bangladeshi or Ghanaian food is more important than our people not feeling like enemies in our own land.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Social Anthropoid on June 08, 2018, 08:13:38 PM
Anthony Bourdain - 39pts

reminder:

http://thehill.com/homenews/media/350857-cnn-host-bourdain-jokes-about-poisoning-trump

The Curse be a harsh mistress, lads.

Good riddance, junkie, Marxist, marxist, marxist.

@1:14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eJqXEoUU3U

even this shit was too much for my boomercuck and racecuck FOOHBAWW watching dad, who used to regularly watch the show, and much to my delight he woke me up this morning with a phonecall of sheer joy and excitement over bourdain's death. the man holds milquetoast boomersevative political views and he described bourdain as a "white guilt cuck"
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Shakebox on June 08, 2018, 10:10:24 PM
Anthony Bourdain - 39pts

reminder:

http://thehill.com/homenews/media/350857-cnn-host-bourdain-jokes-about-poisoning-trump

The Curse be a harsh mistress, lads.

Good riddance, junkie, Marxist, marxist, marxist.

@1:14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eJqXEoUU3U

even this shit was too much for my boomercuck and racecuck FOOHBAWW watching dad, who used to regularly watch the show, and much to my delight he woke me up this morning with a phonecall of sheer joy and excitement over bourdain's death. the man holds milquetoast boomersevative political views and he described bourdain as a "white guilt cuck"

lol you really expect us to believe that your father still talks to you?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: unprivsplain on June 08, 2018, 10:32:13 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/why-anthony-bourdain-apos-life-203500963.html

Quote
Why Anthony Bourdain’s Life Is a Lesson for White Men of Privilege on How to Be an Ally

Yeah, seemed to work out pretty well for him.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Hindunuffin on June 08, 2018, 11:16:58 PM
Bourdain was your ultimate Boomer cuckold:
-Hedonism
-Alienation
-Has only 1 daughter
-his wife leaves him then his much younger girlfriend cheats on him with a man who's not too shriveled
-Loathing his volk
-Self-loathing.

You don't need to bring up Obongo for his demise, just him realizing in a rare moment of self-reflection just how shitty he really is then ending.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bill Goy the Soyence Boi on June 09, 2018, 03:54:11 AM
So far, it's been a weak year for celebrity deaths.  Lots of ancient and terminally ill people finally kicking the bucket.  Only OD I can think of is Avicii.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Small Weinered Goon on June 09, 2018, 06:31:50 AM
So far, it's been a weak year for celebrity deaths.  Lots of ancient and terminally ill people finally kicking the bucket.  Only OD I can think of is Avicii.

Hang in there, we still got half a year left.  Have faith that this year could turn out to be even better!
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: The Watcher on June 09, 2018, 10:27:15 AM
Think Harvey ‘I fuck wizard girls in the ass’ Stein will suicide himself before the end of the year?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on June 09, 2018, 01:29:42 PM

Hang in there,

:stewart:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: kosher nostra on June 13, 2018, 08:25:16 AM
All of you retards calling Bourdain white and how he betrayed "his folk" should be ashamed of yourselves.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/tv-chef-bourdain-reveals-jewish-heritage-during-show-in-israel/

 :clint: what the fuck happened to this place
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on June 13, 2018, 12:30:14 PM
Some Star Trek: TNG actor offed himself the other day, but I have no idea who he is and can't be arsed to look it up. - $Texas points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Whig Historian on June 13, 2018, 12:48:18 PM
Some Star Trek: TNG actor offed himself the other day, but I have no idea who he is and can't be arsed to look it up. - $Texas points.
He played Worf's son, Alexander.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on June 13, 2018, 12:51:05 PM
Some Star Trek: TNG actor offed himself the other day, but I have no idea who he is and can't be arsed to look it up. - $Texas points.
He played Worf's son, Alexander.

I looked him up.  It turned out he played either the super young Alexander or the baby Alexander, not the Alexander from late-TNG or DS9.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Ass Diamond on June 13, 2018, 01:13:26 PM
Some Star Trek: TNG actor offed himself the other day, but I have no idea who he is and can't be arsed to look it up. - $Texas points.
He played Worf's son, Alexander.

RIP. He never got out of character again.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: blasting_asshole on June 13, 2018, 01:54:21 PM
If it wasn't Philadelphia Wheaton, I don't care.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Social Anthropoid on June 18, 2018, 07:37:27 PM
nigger rapper Xxxtesticles was made a good nigger today at the hands of two other niggers in hoodies.

strug mildly disappointed that it wasn't rainbow braces pedo rapper guy 6ix9ine but we'll take any good nigger death we can  :nixon:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Duwango on June 18, 2018, 08:02:55 PM
If nothing else, his death reminded me of the existence of this article, and how Wikipedia truly has below zero standards.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SoundCloud_rap
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: kosher nostra on June 18, 2018, 08:05:12 PM
It's a start.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Dem Wypipo on June 18, 2018, 10:01:49 PM
Just remember, XXXtentnigger had him hanging a white kid in one of his videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8-X_ncRXS0
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Duwango on June 18, 2018, 10:56:41 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/alwY54w.jpg)
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Aran on June 19, 2018, 11:07:29 AM
More cleaning up of our streets

https://pitchfork.com/news/jimmy-wopo-pittsburgh-rapper-shot-dead-at-21/

Pittsburgh rapper Jimmy Wopo has died after being shot Monday evening in Pittsburgh’s Hill District, law enforcement sources confirmed to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. He was 21. Police categorized the incident as a drive-by shooting that injured another man who is now in stable condition. Wopo’s manager Taylor Maglin confirmed the rapper’s death in a Facebook post.

Born Travon Smart, Wopo began releasing music in 2015. Across his career, he released a string of singles and mixtapes including 2016’s Woponese and 2017’s Back Against the Wall. He and Sonny Digital had recently been working on a collaborative mixtape called Jimmy Digital.

(https://i.imgur.com/5a9i7Wv.jpg)
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on June 19, 2018, 02:54:32 PM
Born Smart. Died Dumb.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Ass Diamond on June 19, 2018, 06:59:16 PM
Another dead Travon? God is great
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Duwango on June 20, 2018, 06:28:36 AM
https://www.digitalmusicnews.com/2018/04/13/soundcloud-2016-financials/

Just in case the very existence of the dindu psychopath and his white ally shielders wasn't an already compelling argument for cleansing the earth of every bit of SoundCloud's bandwidth.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: The Watcher on June 20, 2018, 06:54:25 AM
Another day another dead nigger. I was waiting for an interesting video of this guy(or at least an encyclopedia dramatica article) but nothing. He won’t be remembered, I don’t even know how to pronounce his name.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on June 20, 2018, 08:12:54 AM
Not sure but I thought this was "celebrity deadpool" not "aspiring rappers with a stolen iPhone 4 full of sick beats"  deadpool
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on June 20, 2018, 02:13:34 PM
WWE talent and improbable Boy Meets World guest star Vader dead at 63

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/06/20/wwe-star-vader-dead-at-63.html

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e5/21/05/e52105540032303593adbfc073a65328.jpg)


37 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on June 20, 2018, 02:42:41 PM
WWE talent and improbable Boy Meets World guest star Vader dead at 63

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/06/20/wwe-star-vader-dead-at-63.html

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e5/21/05/e52105540032303593adbfc073a65328.jpg)


37 points.

It was his time. It was his time. It was Vader's time-time-time-time-time-time-time
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: asip on June 20, 2018, 06:34:30 PM
Best thing about Vader was when he tweeted his dick. RIP Big Van Vader
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Aran on June 20, 2018, 07:18:10 PM

Not sure but I thought this was "celebrity deadpool" not "fat old men who used to be roided out old men"  deadpool
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: asip on June 20, 2018, 07:27:15 PM
Fatty please. Vader is just fuckin fat and a talented, well known wrestler.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on June 20, 2018, 08:19:00 PM

Not sure but I thought this was "celebrity deadpool" not "fat old men who used to be roided out old men"  deadpool

Vader was always fat, but he did shit like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRVn_XZPoYM
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: WHITE PRIVILEGE on June 20, 2018, 08:36:34 PM
I'm pretty sure I had Vader on my deadpool last year.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: asip on June 20, 2018, 09:14:52 PM
Yeah anytime I have heard about the guy in the past three years was some catastrophic health issue.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on June 20, 2018, 10:37:57 PM

Not sure but I thought this was "celebrity deadpool" not "fat old men who used to be roided out old men"  deadpool

dont worry we will make a separate thread to divvy up your legos, drones and 3d printed crap
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: asip on June 20, 2018, 10:56:50 PM
I get the wife
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on June 21, 2018, 10:11:29 AM
Koko the Gorilla has died at age 46.

He liked white women.

(https://i.imgur.com/r0uyoKal.jpg)



And like all gudboys, he was working on his mixtape.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CFvywPO0pQ


R.I.P.

54 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on June 21, 2018, 10:44:41 AM
The rules state we aren't allowed to have animals because I kept trying to put Grumpy Cat AND Ving Rhames in mine and it was disallowed.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Ass Diamond on June 21, 2018, 06:19:43 PM
Koko passing is really sad. Her insights on matters though from a limited communication perspective was very informative.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Affirmative Action Hero on June 21, 2018, 06:41:52 PM
The rules state we aren't allowed to have animals because I kept trying to put Grumpy Cat AND Ving Rhames in mine and it was disallowed.

Nobody raised this point when a nigger died.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: The Watcher on June 22, 2018, 06:50:36 AM
Koko passing is really sad. Her insights on matters though from a limited communication perspective was very informative.
I’m bothered more by this than I was during hurricane Katrina  :myecred:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on June 22, 2018, 08:03:22 AM
I refuse to watch any coverage of Katrina because I once saw video of a bus picking people up on the side of the highway and they wouldn't allow people to bring their animals on the bus, so people basically just had to open the door and throw their pet off the bus.  :myecred:

It is why a lot of people stayed put and to be fair, I probably would have done the same in that situation.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: The Watcher on June 22, 2018, 09:38:08 AM
I refuse to watch any coverage of Katrina because I once saw video of a bus picking people up on the side of the highway and they wouldn't allow people to bring their animals on the bus, so people basically just had to open the door and throw their pet off the bus.  :myecred:

It is why a lot of people stayed put and to be fair, I probably would have done the same in that situation.
I’d throw Mittens and Fido off a bus to save my ass  :jesse:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Nasekuchen on June 22, 2018, 12:54:59 PM
Charles Krauthammer - 32pts

Which SS poster was he again?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Whig Historian on June 22, 2018, 01:17:56 PM
Charles Krauthammer - 32pts

Which SS poster was he again?
AoA.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Franzo on June 22, 2018, 02:51:45 PM
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/327343536234168322/459721018995638272/800x600.png)
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on June 23, 2018, 06:28:48 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/KQVHcZF.jpg)

 Vinnie Paul - 46 points
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on June 25, 2018, 12:59:40 PM
Richard 'The Old Man' Harrison dead at 77. He was going for 85, but 77 was the best he could do.


(https://wikicelebinfo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/What-happened-to-the-old-man-on-pawn-stars-Is-he-dead-1-370x297.jpg)


23 points if you're looking to sell.


Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on June 25, 2018, 02:47:32 PM
Let me get my expert on dead guys from "reality" shows
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on June 25, 2018, 07:26:46 PM
Richard 'The Old Man' Harrison dead at 77. He was going for 85, but 77 was the best he could do.


(https://wikicelebinfo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/What-happened-to-the-old-man-on-pawn-stars-Is-he-dead-1-370x297.jpg)


23 points if you're looking to sell.
Let me get my expert on dead guys from "reality" shows

Look, burying him 4 1/2 feet deep is as low as I can go.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on June 25, 2018, 07:47:52 PM
Has Chumlee given his thoughts on this sad occasion yet?

Or was he too busy fucking everything up?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: SooperPooper on June 25, 2018, 08:43:18 PM
Let me get my expert on dead guys from "reality" shows

 :nixon:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on June 27, 2018, 03:21:05 PM
World's Greatest Dad Joe Jackson has died.  Jackson is best remembered for putting the well-being of his children before his own monetary wealth.  He never raised a fist in anger, and was beloved by all.  He is now reunited with Michael up in Heaven.  R.I.P.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqxVMLVe62U

(https://i.imgur.com/Tcq3xqt.jpg)



11 points.

Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on June 27, 2018, 08:26:00 PM
Now only the good (white) Joe Jackson is alive, so there will be less confusion!
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on June 28, 2018, 04:31:07 PM
The Dan Harmon of the late 20th century, Harlan Ellison, has died.  Harlan wrote a lot of science fiction in the 60s and 70s, but was probably best known for shit-talking literally everyone and taking credit for literally everything.   R.I.P.   


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i2jt0m5-0c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm4F_rCltnU


(https://i.imgur.com/6I2JxMz.jpg)




16 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on June 30, 2018, 08:56:21 PM
World's Greatest Dad Joe Jackson has died.

(https://i.imgur.com/EyEhRXJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on July 01, 2018, 12:33:11 PM
Musician Eugene Pitt is now playing in elevators all over Heaven.  R.I.P.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15i6LZjmzIc


20 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on July 02, 2018, 02:53:18 PM
We lost another one.  Former SS poster Cis Miss has died at 88.  Better known as Gudrun Himmler Burwitz, she was daughter of German patriot Heinrich Himmler.  R.I.P.

(https://i.imgur.com/pp1icWbl.jpg)


12 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on July 02, 2018, 07:10:28 PM
the family asks that in lieu of flowers, please just keep GAPO away from the funeral
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on July 04, 2018, 08:41:07 PM
Are they burying her on the lawn?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on July 07, 2018, 05:56:15 AM
Creator of Spider-Man and all around amazing pulp artist Steve Ditko has died at age 90.


(https://i.imgur.com/ytFcpoQ.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/PFtmaPcl.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/uK1NHF7.jpg)



10 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Nasekuchen on July 07, 2018, 05:12:58 PM
Forever angry former MSNBC prime-timer Ed Schultz has died. Why couldn't it have been Olbermann?

36 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on August 05, 2018, 07:45:58 PM
So nobody dies in the past month? What about that skull faced weirdo who (shockingly) offed himself for 68 points?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Genest
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bill Goy the Soyence Boi on August 05, 2018, 07:53:38 PM
So nobody dies in the past month? What about that skull faced weirdo who (shockingly) offed himself for 68 points?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Genest (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Genest)
Quote
On August 1, 2018, Genest was found dead after a fall from the balcony at his Plateau-Mont-Royal (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plateau-Mont-Royal) apartment.[19] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Genest#cite_note-19) A police source told CBC it was a suicide.[20] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Genest#cite_note-GenestCBC-20) However, his family and friends believe his death to have been an accidental fall.[21] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Genest#cite_note-21)

I never expected him to have information that would lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Petty Hate Machine on August 06, 2018, 04:16:19 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eGZayCKw5A

8 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Fuck Glitterbomber on August 16, 2018, 06:13:41 PM
Total Biscuit
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Desmond Tutu
Leah Bracknell
Nobby Stiles
Aretha Franklin
John Newman (British singer)
Charles Trippy
King Kong Bundy
John McCain

Welcome to Team Cancer, Senator McCain.
Total Biscuit just died! 67 points for me and everyone else who had him.

edit:

Quote
Gaming personality John "TotalBiscuit" Bain has passed away.

Bain's wife, Genna, announced his death on Twitter on May 24. He was 33 years old. Bain was diagnosed with cancer in 2014 and was undergoing treatment for the disease since. He posted on Reddit in April that he didn't have much time left, and that his body had become "resistant to all forms" of traditional chemotherapy.

"Rest in peace, my dearest love," Genna wrote on Twitter today. "John 'TotalBiscuit' Bain, July 8, 1984 to May 24, 2018."
Rip Franklin, another 24 points to me. Possibly my first centurion list?
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on August 17, 2018, 06:49:17 AM
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: The Watcher on August 17, 2018, 09:32:52 AM
It’s like the cool wine aunt version of your avatar.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on August 22, 2018, 04:48:12 PM
RIP Robby Rotton, cause of death: didn't do the cooking by the book.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/08/22/lazytown-actor-stefan-karl-stefansson-dies-at-43.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCZ7ec84d1s
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on August 24, 2018, 12:16:42 PM
Robin Leach dead at 76, 24 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on August 24, 2018, 01:14:58 PM
John McCain is discontinuing treatment for his brain tumor.  The end is nigh.

Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: The Watcher on August 24, 2018, 01:32:26 PM
John McCain is discontinuing treatment for his brain tumor.  The end is nigh.
Fingers crossed
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on August 24, 2018, 03:06:25 PM
Robin Leach dead at 76, 24 points.

I legit thought he died 10 years ago.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Fuck Glitterbomber on August 25, 2018, 01:27:45 PM
George H.W. Bush,  pneumonia
George Soros, accident
Richard Simmons, murdered
John McCain, cancer
Amanda Bynes, accident
Queen Elizabeth II, muslims
Terry Crews (hopefully not), "suicide" (murdered)
Billy Graham (who turns 100 this year), old age
Courtney Love, accident
Ali Khamenei, murdered
I guess we didn't notice at the time but congratulations on your one point for Graham.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Fuck Glitterbomber on August 25, 2018, 08:43:31 PM
John McCain is discontinuing treatment for his brain tumor.  The end is nigh.
Jesus, looks like it was nigher than we though. Nother 19 points to me, puts me over 100.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Shakebox on August 25, 2018, 10:46:58 PM
John Mccain
Lowtax
Stuttering John Melendez
Malia Obama
Paul Sorvino
Mel Brooks
Angela Lansbury
Chuck Yeager
Queen Elizabeth
Dick Cheney

Yesssss
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Megalodon of Mudsharks on August 26, 2018, 01:56:31 AM
John McCain - Brain cancer, duh. Also just because I want to get some fucking points for once.
Aretha Franklin
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Buzz Aldrin
George Soros
Lindsey Lohan
Macauley Culkin
Terry Crews
Mohammed bin Salman - murdered
Queen Elizabeth

Damn I forgot I had Aretha Franklin on my list this year. Two songbirds in two weeks.

I want either Ginsburg or Soros next but need Culkin or Lohan to have a shot at the title.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on August 26, 2018, 02:02:27 AM
I won't win, but at least I'm on the board now.  :unparsons:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on August 26, 2018, 07:25:45 AM
I want either Ginsburg or Soros next but need Culkin or Lohan to have a shot at the title.

After seeing Culkin's bizarre appearance on the Joe Rogan show I think you might just get lucky. 

Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Affirmative Action Hero on August 26, 2018, 10:22:08 AM
John McCain was pretty much the "Free Square" this year lol.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on August 26, 2018, 10:59:10 AM
I won't win, but at least I'm on the board now.  :unparsons:
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on August 26, 2018, 01:27:50 PM
John McCain was pretty much the "Free Square" this year lol.

Similarly I kinda feel like i totally overlooked Total Biscuit, given his health situation.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Shakebox on August 26, 2018, 02:10:17 PM
John McCain was pretty much the "Free Square" this year lol.

Similarly I kinda feel like i totally overlooked Total Biscuit, given his health situation.

I consider it a good thing that I didn't know about some faggot youtuber's health
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on August 26, 2018, 03:24:08 PM
( ( ( Neil Simon ) ) ) is now writing dull, overpraised stage plays in hell.

9 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Whig Historian on September 06, 2018, 01:19:13 PM
The cause of death for the lead singer of the Cranberries has finally been released. She got super soused, to the point of a .32 BAC, because Irish, and drowned in her bathtub.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on September 06, 2018, 01:32:25 PM
Saucy
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on September 06, 2018, 01:53:33 PM
well she's no luke kelly, but alcohol-related death is probably the ideal way for an irish singer to go
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on September 06, 2018, 02:22:24 PM
At least it wasn't heroin.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on September 06, 2018, 03:07:59 PM
Turd Ferguson dead at 82. Threeve points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on September 06, 2018, 03:12:10 PM
West bound and down, loaded up and truckin.

A true loss for 70s affacinados and the HPV positive.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: The Watcher on September 06, 2018, 03:15:21 PM
The cause of death for the lead singer of the Cranberries has finally been released. She got super soused, to the point of a .32 BAC, because Irish, and drowned in her bathtub.
She died doing what she loved. She is an inspiration to us all.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on September 06, 2018, 04:13:00 PM
West bound and down, loaded up and truckin.

A true loss for 70s affacinados and the HPV positive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnRwQjTYfGI
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on September 06, 2018, 06:44:41 PM
Turd Ferguson dead at 82. Threeve points.

Since Happy Gilmore came out, I've been saying, "Must be Burt Reynolds or something!" whenever I see a limousine.

It won't be Burt Reynolds any more... :(
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on September 06, 2018, 09:18:22 PM
Turd Ferguson dead at 82. Threeve points.

Since Happy Gilmore came out, I've been saying, "Must be Burt Reynolds or something!" whenever I see a limousine.

It won't be Burt Reynolds any more... :(

He will be in a long black car exactly one more time.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on September 06, 2018, 09:58:06 PM
(https://lovingbusinessblog.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/5120tightest20jeans20ever.jpg)
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on September 06, 2018, 10:02:53 PM
Turd Ferguson dead at 82. Threeve points.

Since Happy Gilmore came out, I've been saying, "Must be Burt Reynolds or something!" whenever I see a limousine.

It won't be Burt Reynolds any more... :(

He will be in a long black car exactly one more time.

If they don't paint the screaming chicken on the hood of his hearse it will be the biggest funeral fail in history.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Obese-n-Triggered on September 07, 2018, 12:50:34 AM
The cause of death for the lead singer of the Cranberries has finally been released. She got super soused, to the point of a .32 BAC, because Irish, and drowned in her bathtub.

Just living up to her namesake:  https://science.howstuffworks.com/life/botany/cranberry-bogs.htm
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: J Dog on September 07, 2018, 07:50:53 PM
Rapper Mac Miller has died.  He fucked Ariana Grande.  RIP


(https://i.imgur.com/ox74IFA.jpg)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ19PJ7-SWc





74 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Shakebox on September 07, 2018, 08:43:56 PM
Rapper Mac Miller has died.  He fucked Ariana Grande.  RIP


(https://i.imgur.com/ox74IFA.jpg)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ19PJ7-SWc





74 points.

No one won, but really we all won.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on September 07, 2018, 09:57:28 PM
Evolutionarily speaking a wigger dying is almost better than a nigger dying cause he should know better than to act like that.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Aran on September 08, 2018, 03:41:33 AM
He was from Pittsburgh so all the 20somethings here are wailing and gnashing their teeth to be the most aggrieved over this
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: InsideOutside on September 08, 2018, 08:53:32 AM
RIP to Bill Daily aka Major Roger Healey who repeatedly got into all sorts of literal and figurative wacky misunderstandings with Major Nelson and Jeanie.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K51tlSeE1iw

Daily also played Howard Borden on The Bob Newheart Show.

9 points.
Title: Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2018
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on September 08, 2018, 11:40:13 AM
Nice clip, Russkie