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Goon Acres / Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Last post by Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on July 17, 2018, 09:00:31 AM »
Do NOT tell KM that places are hiring because then she wouldn't be able to continue writing her screenplays and trying to stay out of the heat because the heat is hot.
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Goon Acres / Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Last post by Jace821 on July 17, 2018, 08:54:34 AM »
every place I go to has now hiring signs.businesses can’t hire fast enough and they’re desperate for good employees. These goons “can’t find work” because they don’t want to work at any wage. And of course they still live with their conservative parents whom they despise because they’d rather be supported by someone they loathe than make a life for themself.
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Huffpo: Bigfoot and Hitlers brain in a jar could have a video of trump doing bad things. We’re not sure if Bigfoot, hitlers brains, or the tape exist. HERES HOE HILLARY COULD STILL WIN
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Goon Acres / Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Last post by The Trumpriarch on July 17, 2018, 08:27:01 AM »
And what the fuck is it with goons wanting to sever from their families over every little stupid thing?

It's because the left is a cult. Separating people from their families is one of the ways they make you reliant on them.
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Even with all the "bizarro world", "clown world", "opposite day" memes, I legit never imagined I'd live to see an era where the far left black bloc Antifa supporting types are the ones who get livid at people who don't accept everything the US federal government intelligence apparatus tells them.

We've flipped 180 degrees from Progs rioting about the WTO and sneering at alphabet agencies to "wtf I love globalism now" and "how dare you not implicitly trust the FBI, traitor!"

And we didn't even need more proof that Antifa are controlled opposition.
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One of the funniest things about this collective meltdown today was that Mittens cucked hard...again.  What makes this funny is that for the primary run he ran on supporting Trump and Making America Great Again.  Yet here he was, reflexively cucking like the bitch ass nigga that he is.  Totally proving himself to be a reliable member of the Republican party and not a faggot who hopes to be the one who spikes building the wall, voting for more conservative SCOTUS judges, etc.  I wonder if any primary voters in Utah wished they could redo the elections...

It bears repeating: Mormons are worse than Jews, and any /pol/tard that even tries to argue otherwise should get forcefully castrated. I'm all for Commiefornians invading Utah and leaving the rest of the Southwest/Pacific states intact. Mormonism and modern liberalism swirl around degeneracy at their core. They deserve each other.

lol what
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*looks at celebrations in France*

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQcV1iIb5g8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQcV1iIb5g8</a>

Dave:

I for example care about the ethnic component, because I feel your ethnic and cultural essence is also mirrored in the way you play football. If you compare the playing styles of a country from South-America, Africa, South-East Asia and Western Europe they are all wildly different and entertaining. I like the aspect of a clash of different styles on the playing field. If national teams become like big clubs where you just shop for the biggest talent around the world and throw a passport with some money at players, I think the game of football will lose a big part of its appeal.
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SCAC: Serious Conversations About Cuphead / Re: Decline of the UK megathread
« Last post by Franzo on July 17, 2018, 08:01:31 AM »
Fuck that, look how many were BORN IN FRANCE. It's still a joke.
One of the reasons I lost interest in league Football was simply because it wasn't about the best manager, training or team, but which club had the most money to buy the best players in the world. Would be pretty cool if to be part of, say Man. Utd you had to have some former connection to the city before being able to play for the club, instead of simply being some negro, or french twat who transferred over for a few million bucks.

Maybe the world is coming to an end but I agree with you 100%. That's why I'm so sad that Croatia lost in the final, although looking at the way people celebrated here you would think that they actually won.

*looks at celebrations in France*

Croatia did win. Maybe not in the SUPREMELY IMPORTANT game of dribbling a football into a net, sure.
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Fuck that, look how many were BORN IN FRANCE. It's still a joke.
One of the reasons I lost interest in league Football was simply because it wasn't about the best manager, training or team, but which club had the most money to buy the best players in the world. Would be pretty cool if to be part of, say Man. Utd you had to have some former connection to the city before being able to play for the club, instead of simply being some negro, or french twat who transferred over for a few million bucks.

Maybe the world is coming to an end but I agree with you 100%. That's why I'm so sad that Croatia lost in the final, although looking at the way people celebrated here you would think that they actually won.
I couldn't give a fuck about the race aspect of this, but the lack of fair play. Traditionally Latin American, and European teams have dominated the world cup. I remember when Cameroon came out of nowhere in 1990 to do pretty well in the world cup, even going as far as to beat Argentina who was led by Maradona, and making it as far as the quarter finals before only just losing to England.
This will never happen again as long as we have the citizenship games being played in the World Cup. Qatar are hosting next year, and they have spent the last 6 years handing out Qatari citizenship to good football players so they don't end up a laughing stock in front of the world (they will, and already are a laughing stock). Look at the number of Algerian players spread out amongst France, Germany, Belgium etc...
France and Belgium took on board players from Africa, Germany hoovered up players from poorer European countries for the most part...the whole fucking game is a mess.

If I was god, I'd introduce a simple rule...to play for a national team, you must have been born there, and your parents must have been born there, as well as having permanent residence in that country. Will put an end to dual citizenship bingo and give other nations a chance to compete.

Noone who is born and bred French should be taking pride in that win.
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Goon Acres / Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Last post by blasting_asshole on July 17, 2018, 07:56:03 AM »
Gotta love how the great recession has long since recovered, but "muh economy" still lingers as an excuse for unemployment.

This summer is... dare I say... lit. I've been traveling all throughout New England with the family and every town we drive through seems to be booming. Is it just me seeing the world from underneath the visor of a MAGA hat? Anyone else notice things picked up this summer?

All these little NH/VT/ME towns that were all but abandoned 12 years ago during the crash are totally rebuilt and open for business. People are coming in and out of buildings, parking lots are full and cars are occupying the main roads. Very Rockwellian. The main theme I've noticed is the memories of 2004 where instead of bulldozing and building up some expensive eyesore, business owners came in, dusted off the old saw mill or conductor factory and re-purposed it as a pub/restaurant/ice cream shop. Shit, local toy stores are a thing again!

You can't tell me it's seasonal, because it wasn't like this 3 summers ago. If you can't find work right now, you don't deserve it and others don't deserve the burden of having you as an employee/coworker.

It's almost as if... America is great again.
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