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Re: "her" is the gooniest fucking movie I have ever seen in my life
« Reply #75 on: December 16, 2016, 08:17:35 PM »
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What happens when cuck mcgee  gets his lil' heart done broked is one of the more satisfying twists of the show, if you haven't seen it, but still, he's an infuriating character.
One of many mindfucks that show delivered. Can't wait for the second season.

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Re: "her" is the gooniest fucking movie I have ever seen in my life
« Reply #76 on: December 16, 2016, 09:36:26 PM »
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Is that one of the greasey trailer people from it's always sunny?

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Re: "her" is the gooniest fucking movie I have ever seen in my life
« Reply #77 on: December 16, 2016, 09:49:16 PM »
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Is that one of the greasey trailer people from it's always sunny?
Indeed!
At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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« Reply #78 on: December 16, 2016, 11:34:45 PM »
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Is Westworld worth watching?  I resisted watching because from all the hype built up I felt it would inevitably disappoint.  Any good so far?

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« Reply #79 on: December 16, 2016, 11:52:28 PM »
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Is Westworld worth watching?  I resisted watching because from all the hype built up I felt it would inevitably disappoint.  Any good so far?
Yes.
It won't disappoint.
Yes.

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« Reply #80 on: December 17, 2016, 01:45:03 AM »
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Is Westworld worth watching?  I resisted watching because from all the hype built up I felt it would inevitably disappoint.  Any good so far?
Yes.
It won't disappoint.
Yes.

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« Reply #81 on: December 17, 2016, 09:36:48 AM »
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Probably the best new series of 2016, right up there with Man In The High Castle and Stranger Things.

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« Reply #82 on: December 17, 2016, 09:55:55 AM »
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Is Westworld worth watching?  I resisted watching because from all the hype built up I felt it would inevitably disappoint.  Any good so far?

Not really.  Westworld gets weighed down by its own pretentiousness.  The show spends so much time trying to sell you on robot sentience that it forgets to create any compelling human characters.  The show's human characters exist solely to service the robots' journey to humanity, but there's nothing compelling about the robots' journey (because they're just sophisticated sex dolls) so you're left wondering at the end of the season what the point of it all was. 

It actually reminds me a lot of Star Wars Episode VII in that its a story that will only make sense or be satisfying in its conclusion. Episode VII gave us nothing on Rey's backstory, so we had no reason to root for her throughout the entire movie.  Her character arc will only become satisfying if revelations presented in Episodes VIII and IX make it so.  Likewise, Westworld presents a story about dumb humans projecting humanity on a bunch of lifeless sex dolls.  That story won't be satisfying until the show actually explores the consequences of their actions/beliefs.

tldr; I'd recommend waiting until season 2 of Westworld has come out before watching the show.
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Re: "her" is the gooniest fucking movie I have ever seen in my life
« Reply #83 on: December 17, 2016, 12:45:35 PM »
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« Reply #84 on: December 17, 2016, 01:36:23 PM »
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This whole thing was a subplot in Westworld. Some meek beta fag shows up in cowboy robot land with his kinda friend, the kinda friend enjoys the whole thing on a hedonistic level, fuckin' and killin' and going on adventures. Cuckman MacPoyle falls in love with some pretty robot frontier farm girl, so much that he's asking his friend how to sneak her out of the park because she's "not like the others" and he's fallen in love with a robot. A robot whose job it is to fall in love with and fuck whatever fucking loser is in the park at the time, and then have her mind erased.

So Cuckman falls in love hard, and robot girl is reset to her loop, and doesn't even recognize him. He's so fucking devastated that A ROBOT WHOSE JOB IT IS TO FALL IN LOVE WITH RANDOM DUDES FOR A COUPLE DAYS BEFORE BEING RESET, DID EXACTLY WHAT HE EXPLICITLY KNEW FROM DAY ONE WOULD DO.

By the way, the very first thing that cuckman experiences at the park is a hot as balls fuck robot (played by Elon Musk's ex wife), while orienting him to the park, basically says "I am aware that I am a hot as balls robot lady, my entire job is to be the first awesome fuck you have to get you off on the right foot" and he's like I CANNOT M'LADY.

Scene:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WNiQKqAiSg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WNiQKqAiSg</a>


What happens when cuck mcgee  gets his lil' heart done broked is one of the more satisfying twists of the show, if you haven't seen it, but still, he's an infuriating character.

He's infuritating until he snaps, and then he goes hardcore.  His friend is a fucked up degenerate though, no question about it.  He pushes William so far until William literally loses it and goes balls to the wall.  Dude goes from Beta to Alpha almost instantly.  I still can't figure out if he is supposed to be a good or a bad guy on the show, which I guess means the show is doing its job well.
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Re: "her" is the gooniest fucking movie I have ever seen in my life
« Reply #85 on: December 17, 2016, 01:40:32 PM »
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Dude could you please spoiler that shit, please? Its one of the best twists on the show, especially how its revealed.
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« Reply #86 on: December 17, 2016, 01:46:37 PM »
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Dude could you please spoiler that shit, please? Its one of the best twists on the show, especially how its revealed.

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« Reply #87 on: December 17, 2016, 07:52:55 PM »
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thanks, will give Westworld a shot.

I remember The Wire being hailed as such a great show, and the first 3-4 episodes were pretty meh.  I was just about to give up on it when they showed

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdfwFDZGnUk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdfwFDZGnUk</a>
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« Reply #88 on: December 18, 2016, 12:54:54 AM »
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This whole thing was a subplot in Westworld. Some meek beta fag shows up in cowboy robot land with his kinda friend, the kinda friend enjoys the whole thing on a hedonistic level, fuckin' and killin' and going on adventures. Cuckman MacPoyle falls in love with some pretty robot frontier farm girl, so much that he's asking his friend how to sneak her out of the park because she's "not like the others" and he's fallen in love with a robot. A robot whose job it is to fall in love with and fuck whatever fucking loser is in the park at the time, and then have her mind erased.

So Cuckman falls in love hard, and robot girl is reset to her loop, and doesn't even recognize him. He's so fucking devastated that A ROBOT WHOSE JOB IT IS TO FALL IN LOVE WITH RANDOM DUDES FOR A COUPLE DAYS BEFORE BEING RESET, DID EXACTLY WHAT HE EXPLICITLY KNEW FROM DAY ONE WOULD DO.

By the way, the very first thing that cuckman experiences at the park is a hot as balls fuck robot (played by Elon Musk's ex wife), while orienting him to the park, basically says "I am aware that I am a hot as balls robot lady, my entire job is to be the first awesome fuck you have to get you off on the right foot" and he's like I CANNOT M'LADY.

Scene:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WNiQKqAiSg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WNiQKqAiSg</a>


What happens when cuck mcgee  gets his lil' heart done broked is one of the more satisfying twists of the show, if you haven't seen it, but still, he's an infuriating character.

He's infuritating until he snaps, and then he goes hardcore.  His friend is a fucked up degenerate though, no question about it.  He pushes William so far until William literally loses it and goes balls to the wall.  Dude goes from Beta to Alpha almost instantly.  I still can't figure out if he is supposed to be a good or a bad guy on the show, which I guess means the show is doing its job well.

As someone pointed out, and it might have even been on SA, when you're in Westworld, you find out what kind of person you really are, your "true self." And for William, his true self was an amoral, gives no fuck ruthless bastard, while his future brother in law Logan was a hedonistic pussy who'd fold up at the first sign of true adversity. Which is why 30 years later William was running the company.

Also I'd disagree that the show doesn't create any compelling human characters. The thing is the most compelling characters happen to be robots, or turn out to be robots, like Arnold/Bernard. And Anthony Hopkins should get awards for this but probably won't because Awards So White or whatever.
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Re: "her" is the gooniest fucking movie I have ever seen in my life
« Reply #89 on: December 19, 2016, 09:31:32 AM »
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Disney's "Smart House" did a way better job at accurately portraying a digital woman.

Motherless family moves into a digital house and are catered to by a digital woman. She starts out perfect in that she cooks, cleans and takes whatever orders she's given. Eventually she has a bipolar meltdown, holds the family hostage and gets stuck in some sort of "The only way to keep you safe is to kill you" Terminator-style logic.

The same sort of shit you see in the news every day.

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« Reply #90 on: December 20, 2016, 10:54:35 AM »
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This whole thing was a subplot in Westworld. Some meek beta fag shows up in cowboy robot land with his kinda friend, the kinda friend enjoys the whole thing on a hedonistic level, fuckin' and killin' and going on adventures. Cuckman MacPoyle falls in love with some pretty robot frontier farm girl, so much that he's asking his friend how to sneak her out of the park because she's "not like the others" and he's fallen in love with a robot. A robot whose job it is to fall in love with and fuck whatever fucking loser is in the park at the time, and then have her mind erased.

So Cuckman falls in love hard, and robot girl is reset to her loop, and doesn't even recognize him. He's so fucking devastated that A ROBOT WHOSE JOB IT IS TO FALL IN LOVE WITH RANDOM DUDES FOR A COUPLE DAYS BEFORE BEING RESET, DID EXACTLY WHAT HE EXPLICITLY KNEW FROM DAY ONE WOULD DO.

By the way, the very first thing that cuckman experiences at the park is a hot as balls fuck robot (played by Elon Musk's ex wife), while orienting him to the park, basically says "I am aware that I am a hot as balls robot lady, my entire job is to be the first awesome fuck you have to get you off on the right foot" and he's like I CANNOT M'LADY.

Scene:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WNiQKqAiSg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WNiQKqAiSg</a>


What happens when cuck mcgee  gets his lil' heart done broked is one of the more satisfying twists of the show, if you haven't seen it, but still, he's an infuriating character.

 :stonk:

She looks like the fucked up looking mongloid characters that I like to create in Elder Scrolls and Mass Effect games by pushing all of the facial sliders to extreme ends. 

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« Reply #91 on: December 20, 2016, 01:51:35 PM »
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But I vote for Westworld too.  Outstanding show but pretty slow for the first five episodes or so.  But it pays off big time in the last couple of episodes.

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« Reply #92 on: December 20, 2016, 06:25:23 PM »
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This whole thing was a subplot in Westworld. Some meek beta fag shows up in cowboy robot land with his kinda friend, the kinda friend enjoys the whole thing on a hedonistic level, fuckin' and killin' and going on adventures. Cuckman MacPoyle falls in love with some pretty robot frontier farm girl, so much that he's asking his friend how to sneak her out of the park because she's "not like the others" and he's fallen in love with a robot. A robot whose job it is to fall in love with and fuck whatever fucking loser is in the park at the time, and then have her mind erased.

So Cuckman falls in love hard, and robot girl is reset to her loop, and doesn't even recognize him. He's so fucking devastated that A ROBOT WHOSE JOB IT IS TO FALL IN LOVE WITH RANDOM DUDES FOR A COUPLE DAYS BEFORE BEING RESET, DID EXACTLY WHAT HE EXPLICITLY KNEW FROM DAY ONE WOULD DO.

By the way, the very first thing that cuckman experiences at the park is a hot as balls fuck robot (played by Elon Musk's ex wife), while orienting him to the park, basically says "I am aware that I am a hot as balls robot lady, my entire job is to be the first awesome fuck you have to get you off on the right foot" and he's like I CANNOT M'LADY.

Scene:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WNiQKqAiSg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WNiQKqAiSg</a>


What happens when cuck mcgee  gets his lil' heart done broked is one of the more satisfying twists of the show, if you haven't seen it, but still, he's an infuriating character.

 :stonk:

She looks like the fucked up looking mongloid characters that I like to create in Elder Scrolls and Mass Effect games by pushing all of the facial sliders to extreme ends.

Would.
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