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The Vilerat movie is coming out! Finally the story of everyone's favorite dead, gay mod will grace the silver screen!

Let's see who's playing Vilerat:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1517501/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t20


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Christopher Dingli is an actor and writer, known for Agora (2009), The Hunt for Gollum (2009) and 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (2016).

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The Hunt for Gollum (Short)                    Gollum

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The great events of the war of the ring are about to unfold and the priority for Strider and Gandalf is to keep the Ring secret. Sauron is preparing to unleash his armies and Gollum is creeping around Middle Earth with crucial knowledge of the Ring's location. He must be found. Written by Chris Bouchard

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Although Bay makes us witness to the attack on Stevens, he doesn't focus on the man's fate, instead concentrating on the aftermath, when Rone's men finally arrive for information officer Sean Smith's (Christopher Dingli, "Agora") final words

"...please...give my fleet login...to Zeepdat333..." *AAAACK*

"...I die now...but fuck Mercenary Coalition...Goonswarm ForevCOUGH."

"...tell my guildmates...I love them"

What were Sean Smith's last words? Before we see the movie, post your guess here!

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"Minmatar....jump.... through the gates.... last...."

My favorite Aatrek episode is "City on the Edge of A School Zone"

Kevin Dawes was sold out by Eliot Higgins.

Spanish Manlove is Luis Franco-Waite

The Postal Dude: I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.

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Can't wait for the GBS reviews of this.

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The death scene will show Smith, shot several times, bravely crawling towards his laptop, trail of blood behind him, to log out of the SA forums so the brutal terrorists could not access and leak the mod forum. As he clicked the button and saw the confirmation, a look of quiet serenity sweeps across his face. You can take my life, but you will never have my blue star.

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Lol there's a good chance they'll probably show him playing a bleepboop generic space game when they are trying to humanize him and the other embassy staff in the beginning of the movie with 20 second vignettes of their pre-attack normal lives.

It will have space invaders style sounds and he'll be using a joystick. Goons will freak out about the innacuacy of this and say it shows why the entire movie (including it's criticisms of Hillary and Obama) is invalid.

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Re: 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of The Seventh Council of Stellar Management
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2016, 09:25:58 AM »
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I hope they go full nerd stereotype and have him be comedic relief with an obsession with anime the top tier operators joke with him over
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Re: 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of The Seventh Council of Stellar Management
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2016, 09:28:49 AM »
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Re: 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of The Seventh Council of Stellar Management
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2016, 09:39:49 AM »
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It will be like the scene with Miles Dyson in Terminator 2. He will have his finger on the logoff button, breathing sparsely as the terrorists attack the building and as they approach him, with his last breath, he will log off, to which the terrorists (sorry, I mean, random mobs of attackers who were upset about an internet video) will retreat, having not gotten what they came for.

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Re: 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of The Seventh Council of Stellar Management
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2016, 10:22:05 AM »
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Re: 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of The Seventh Council of Stellar Management
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2016, 11:50:13 AM »
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The death scene will show Smith, shot several times, bravely crawling towards his laptop, trail of blood behind him, to log out of the SA forums so the brutal terrorists could not access and leak the mod forum. As he clicked the button and saw the confirmation, a look of quiet serenity sweeps across his face. You can take my life, but you will never have my blue star.
A look of horror replaces that serenity as he realizes his browser saved his login information. His dying breath is a scream.

Muds... know...

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Re: 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of The Seventh Council of Stellar Management
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2016, 12:25:10 PM »
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The end was near.

He could feel it in his body, his life leaving him. His mind shot from thought to thought, was there a Heaven? How could it end this way? With the last of his life's energy at hand, he had to decide between two things. His the speed dial in a last desperate gasp for help, or click LOGOUT on EVE.

In a flash of the eye, he saw his family, his ships, his isk, and at last a light.

He knew what must be done.

His last, final movement on this Earth was to hover the cursor over "LOGOUT" and left click. As it faded to black he could see he was at the login screen and he was prepared for what waited for him on the other side, whatever it may be.

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As Mahmoud rumaged through the rubble looking for anything of note, having just finished anally abusing a dying diplomat, he found a computer screen. He had a crude understanding of English as he was being taught at the local Mosque for future missions, he was able to make out, "LOGIN". He hoved the cursor over it, wondering if it was entrance some secret American spy network or plans for military items. The excitement and the joy this would bring Allah was too much to bear.

He clicked LOGIN and after a loading screen finished, he was greeted by a large chat box with the words.

"Welcome back dickbutt."

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Re: 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of The Seventh Council of Stellar Management
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2016, 01:44:28 PM »
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Re: 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of The Seventh Council of Stellar Management
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2016, 04:14:53 PM »
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they'll do something gay like having him will his forums account to one child and his eve to the other.

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My favorite Aatrek episode is "City on the Edge of A School Zone"

Kevin Dawes was sold out by Eliot Higgins.

Spanish Manlove is Luis Franco-Waite

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Re: 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of The Seventh Council of Stellar Management
« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2016, 08:37:57 PM »
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they'll do something gay like having him will his forums account to one child and his eve to the other.

*gasp* Tell the world I had sex..twice *death rattle*

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Re: 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of The Seventh Council of Stellar Management
« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2016, 09:17:04 PM »
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I think we need to start a campaign to diversity this movie, starting with side characters like the IT guy. He should be played by a Black Genderqueer Tranny.
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Re: 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of The Seventh Council of Stellar Management
« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2016, 07:12:49 PM »
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Re: 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of The Seventh Council of Stellar Management
« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2016, 08:07:24 PM »
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Lol there's a good chance they'll probably show him playing a bleepboop generic space game when they are trying to humanize him and the other embassy staff in the beginning of the movie with 20 second vignettes of their pre-attack normal lives.

It will have space invaders style sounds and he'll be using a joystick. Goons will freak out about the innacuacy of this and say it shows why the entire movie (including it's criticisms of Hillary and Obama) is invalid.

Just saw the movie today, and this is spot on.

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Re: 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of The Seventh Council of Stellar Management
« Reply #24 on: January 16, 2016, 08:25:08 PM »
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Lol there's a good chance they'll probably show him playing a bleepboop generic space game when they are trying to humanize him and the other embassy staff in the beginning of the movie with 20 second vignettes of their pre-attack normal lives.

It will have space invaders style sounds and he'll be using a joystick. Goons will freak out about the innacuacy of this and say it shows why the entire movie (including it's criticisms of Hillary and Obama) is invalid.

Just saw the movie today, and this is spot on.

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I actually want to see the movie now