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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3325 on: August 16, 2017, 11:18:15 AM »
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« Reply #3326 on: August 16, 2017, 12:11:06 PM »
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3329 on: August 16, 2017, 04:54:06 PM »
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At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!


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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3332 on: August 17, 2017, 12:01:00 AM »
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3333 on: August 17, 2017, 01:35:11 AM »
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3334 on: August 17, 2017, 01:39:29 AM »
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holy shit this is bad. Like, so bad it's impossible to be funny ironically. Taxman is past pathetic and is just revolting now.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3335 on: August 17, 2017, 06:39:57 AM »
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Please for the sake of all that is holy do not post pics.

i posted tits in strug once and nobody complained also

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3336 on: August 17, 2017, 09:15:36 AM »
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SA must be in the final stretch of collapse if Low T himself feels he has to start writing again. That's like work and shit!

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3337 on: August 17, 2017, 11:42:39 AM »
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SA must be in the final stretch of collapse if Low T himself feels he has to start writing again. That's like work and shit!

I've been noticing TFR's moderator pushing people to create content recently. I suspect that management trying to get people to care doesn't bode well either. In fact lots of the subfora seem to have slowed down appreciably recently. I'd blame summer break, but most of SA's core audience is so old I don't think it's a factor.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3338 on: August 17, 2017, 05:28:37 PM »
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3339 on: August 17, 2017, 05:43:47 PM »
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3340 on: August 17, 2017, 06:06:54 PM »
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Nooo not Zyklon Ben! I mean he's a dumb bootlicking, hero worshiping, cuckservative who tries to go for a platinum pill edge but fails at it and I could probably make better comics than him, but still, what a pandering, fucking faggot move Dick Kyanker. Just throw your forum in the doo doo bin already, or change the name to Tumblr the Sequel (Squeakquel? As an homage to Shmorky.) Just sell the fuck out completely so at least you can maybe put your whoopsie baby through college so she doesn't wind up on the streets of buttfuck Missouri sucking dick for Ambien money.


SA must be in the final stretch of collapse if Low T himself feels he has to start writing again. That's like work and shit!

He only has time for 140 characters a day though, or else it would cut into his video game and booze binge time. Plus he should probably get in all the sweet lovemaking he can with his fair canook maiden before she realizes her pet project is a lost cause.

I mean, I know I'm throwing rocks from a glass house here. I'M a fucking loser. But if you're reading this tax man, let's have a heart to heart, one loser to another. You have made the cardinal fuckups. The undoable fuckups. The fuckups for which there are no return. The art of being a fuckup lies within self-awareness. If you live life aware of the fact that you're an irresponsible person, you can find a method of responsibility in that. ie I know if I smoke weed, I wind up getting way too hooked on it and spend all my money on it. So I don't smoke weed. I know I'm a terrible driver, so I plan my routes around empty backroads or drive late at night when there are no cars on the road. And those are the reversible fuckups. Let's move on to the cardinal fuckups: I know that a criminal record or a DUI will really fuckup your life. So I never commit a serious crime or drove under the influence. I know that not paying your taxes will get you into really serious trouble, so I always paid them. I wanted a super cool dude job too. I used to be part of a troupe of stage hypnotists and had dreams of getting hired for gigs in Vegas, but Jesus tapdancing Christ, I never quit my day job over it. Which was a damn good thing because sadly I never made it to Vegas. And MOST IMPORTANTLY, I knew the responsibility that came with having a child. You're responsible for the life of another human being. Holy shit, how do people not understand the gravity of that? Yeah, I wanted to have a family one day. But I knew I was mentally ill. I knew serious mental illness ran in BOTH sides of my family, and that my very, very, inbred ass elite blue blood Jewish mom's side of the family had so many fucked up painful physical illnesses that odds are my kids would would grow up to be in constant pain like I am. Not only would it be outright inhumane for me to have a kid, but I was getting sicker and sicker to the point where I knew I couldn't adequately take care of them and give them the parenting that they deserved. I don't know about the kids from your first marriage, but you KNEW you were a mentally ill ambien addicted alcoholic fuckup who was on the fast track to being a broke ass nigga BEFORE you knocked up a chick in Trudeaukastan because you couldn't be fucked to use a condom or ask if she was on the pill. Now you're stuck, and worst of all your kid is stuck sinking into the mire with you. If I still lived in Missouri, I'd beat your thoughtless ass a lot harder than Uwe Boll and a lot harder than your rich bitch coddling parents should have to knock some goddamn sense of foresight into you. Get your fucking head on straight, tax man, because you're now a father of three and it's time to straighten up and fly right.
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3341 on: August 17, 2017, 06:37:47 PM »
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I mean he's a dumb bootlicking, hero worshiping, cuckservative who tries to go for a platinum pill edge but fails at it and I could probably make better comics than him

Put the fuck up or shut the fuck up, Zyklon Ben is a treasure.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3342 on: August 17, 2017, 06:50:08 PM »
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« Reply #3343 on: August 17, 2017, 07:37:42 PM »
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I mean he's a dumb bootlicking, hero worshiping, cuckservative who tries to go for a platinum pill edge but fails at it and I could probably make better comics than him

Put the fuck up or shut the fuck up, Zyklon Ben is a treasure.

He's an excellent artist. Great composition, and I love all the busy details he puts in his comics so every time you look at them you find something new. It's the content that could be better. He's red pilled, on the verge of platinum pilled, but he hasn't crossed over quite yet.

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« Reply #3344 on: August 17, 2017, 07:48:21 PM »
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i hope he puts more effort into his children than his forums/career, like at least if he has a good relationship with these kids you can justify part of his fucking off his career while having kids and ex-wives on alimony. but something tells me all that spare time goes to drinking and ambien. sad.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3345 on: August 17, 2017, 07:50:47 PM »
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Ben is a really good artist, especially in the field of political cartoons where newspapers and websites alike see fit to release any old chickenscratch no matter how CWC-esque.
I honestly wish he'd do some art tutorials, I'd like to gleam some of the tecchniques he uses.

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« Reply #3346 on: August 17, 2017, 09:01:12 PM »
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i hope he puts more effort into his children than his forums/career, like at least if he has a good relationship with these kids you can justify part of his fucking off his career while having kids and ex-wives on alimony. but something tells me all that spare time goes to drinking and ambien. sad.

Dear Richard ;DD  when we had a twitter war about your kids i legitimately wasn't trolling you; you need to think about your future beyond the forums because they aren't going to be paying your bills much longer.

I know he legitimately loves and cares for them very much, is great with them interaction wise, plays with them, makes them laugh etc. But as Sonny and Cher once said, "Love don't pay the rent." It's sad because he reminds me of Robin Williams from the beginning of Mrs. Doubtfire. The classic super fun parent who's great at making sure his kids have a blast but is grossly irresponsible and has terrible judgment. It's really sweet and good of him that he goes out of his way to make sure his kids have fun and feel loved. However, he also let a 6 foot tall middle aged man in lipstick and a yarn wig with a reputation for having a pedofur fetish babysit. He left the man who drew THIS picture  :davebunny: alone with his kids in the office game room with the door closed to color with them, and then said man would gush to me on the ride home about how "worldly and emotionally mature" they are and how he loves to look at their twitter and facebook and hang out with them. He openly exposed his children to the same forum that once employed Aatrek. And if he doesn't figure something out soon, he's going to be supporting them with unemployment checks. Yeah. All the fatherly love in the world doesn't protect your children from your piss poor, drunken decision making.
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3347 on: August 18, 2017, 02:29:39 AM »
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i hope he puts more effort into his children than his forums/career, like at least if he has a good relationship with these kids you can justify part of his fucking off his career while having kids and ex-wives on alimony. but something tells me all that spare time goes to drinking and ambien. sad.

Dear Richard ;DD  when we had a twitter war about your kids i legitimately wasn't trolling you; you need to think about your future beyond the forums because they aren't going to be paying your bills much longer.

I know he legitimately loves and cares for them very much, is great with them interaction wise, plays with them, makes them laugh etc. But as Sonny and Cher once said, "Love don't pay the rent." It's sad because he reminds me of Robin Williams from the beginning of Mrs. Doubtfire. The classic super fun parent who's great at making sure his kids have a blast but is grossly irresponsible and has terrible judgment. It's really sweet and good of him that he goes out of his way to make sure his kids have fun and feel loved. However, he also let a 6 foot tall middle aged man man in lipstick and a yarn wig with a reputation for having a pedofur fetish babysit. He left the man who drew THIS picture  :davebunny: alone with his kids in the office game room with the door closed to color with them, and then said man would gush to me on the ride home about how "worldly and emotionally mature" they are and how he loves to look at their twitter and facebook and hang out with them. He openly exposed his children to the same forum that once employed Aatrek. And if he doesn't figure something out soon, he's going to be supporting them with unemployment checks. Yeah. All the fatherly love in the world doesn't protect your children from your piss poor, drunken decision making.

caring for his kids and stuff makes him a redeemable character and i'm happy to hear that, but you're right; it doesn't stop him from being a fuck up who exposed his children to close contact with a pedophile and who's going out of their way to fuck off their revenue stream while taking on multiple children with multiple mothers.

deep down inside he's probably trying to/thinks he's doing the right thing, however he's really not... :(
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3348 on: August 19, 2017, 09:27:26 AM »
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Not defending LT here, but whatever his failings, I'm pretty sure the last thing anyone needs is life coaching from two broken mentally ill deviant fucks hth.
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« Reply #3349 on: August 20, 2017, 06:08:30 AM »
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Not defending LT here, but whatever his failings, I'm pretty sure the last thing anyone needs is life coaching from two broken mentally ill deviant fucks hth.

On the contrary, I see it as one chronic fuckup teaching another on how to cope with being a fuckup. Like an AA sponsor, but for horrible life choices.