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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #200 on: November 09, 2016, 08:57:51 PM »
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Been saying this to anyone that will listen all day today.

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #201 on: November 09, 2016, 08:59:39 PM »
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I'm so happy Trump won because he did it despite the Illuminati. Can you believe that? Doesn't it feel great to say that out loud? The no shit Illuminati LOST? The MSM was state run propaganda on Hillary's call, the DNC poisoned public discourse for years with LITERALLY HITLER, the fucking GOP itself tried to stop him countless times!

AND TRUMP ENDURED! HE FUCKING GREW STRONGER EACH TIME! AND HE WON! HE PROVED THAT YOUR VOTE MATTERS!

HOW AMERICAN IS THAT!?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrZt45PEbSk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrZt45PEbSk</a>

Trump rekt a literal Lady Macbeth and the no-shit black magician helming her campaign.

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #202 on: November 09, 2016, 09:02:06 PM »
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-8B7PNbMro
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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #203 on: November 09, 2016, 09:19:39 PM »
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I still have Shmorky's number saved in my phone, and I knew that if I ever texted it I would get instantly blocked.  So I saved it just in case for whatever reason I would feel like saying something to him, knowing I could only do it once.  I texted him a picture of my Trump vote today, the very moment that he won.  It was worth it.  It was so worth it for all the times that faggot screeched "TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER!" in my ear.

So, you still up for violent rape and death? Because I think I'm in love with you and will do that for you if I can stick my dick in crazy for a night or two.
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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #204 on: November 09, 2016, 10:35:25 PM »
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I was there, shitposting in the trenches at SS.


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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #205 on: November 09, 2016, 11:41:41 PM »
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Has this been posted yet?  Cuz damn.

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #206 on: November 09, 2016, 11:54:35 PM »
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Rename thread to "Election Day MAGAthread" pls
cry "bigot!" and let slip the troons of war

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #207 on: November 10, 2016, 12:17:59 AM »
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Me literally all day. Just smiling for no reason. Also hearing "President Trump" IRL was pretty amazing. That is a thing that exists now, not just something we see online.

President Trump.

Bask in it.


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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #208 on: November 10, 2016, 01:46:19 AM »
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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #209 on: November 10, 2016, 09:33:06 AM »
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His acceptance speech. It was the most serious, professional, presidential, diplomatic, heartfelt deliverance he's ever made and I completely lost it about two minutes in.

Tears streaming down my eyes as I gasped for air, in between laughs. Picked my head up from my desk to say "President Trump" out loud and had to pause the video, to get all the laughs out.

It's never happened for me before. Every election, I struggle to pick a candidate to root for, in the primaries. They get knocked out and leave me 25% on board with some low energy shlub. It's been such a treat to fully back a high energy, anti-establishment, necessary asshole who I 150% supported from day 1. Then to have him win and cause a river of tears to flow from the eyes of those I can't stand.

And then Putin comes out to pretty much be like "Hey America, sorry for all the bullshit, but I couldn't possibly respect any of those limp-wrested faggots you've been sitting me down with, for the past 20 some-odd years. It's cool now, we'll work it all out. Don't worry, bro."

Now the buthurt, loser, betafags are protesting before I can even catch up with all the crybaby internet posts and news articles! AHHHHHH! PEPE OVERLOAD! Space it out a little! The Trump train is rocketing past all the beautiful sights and attractions on the way to America's greatness under time and under budget! SLOW DOWN! HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN INAUGURATED YET!

Apprentice host, real estate billionaire and supreme shitlord President Donald J Trump.
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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #210 on: November 10, 2016, 10:31:58 AM »
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I've been giggling since yesterday morning. People are so butthurt, on twitter, on my FB feed, outside on the streets. Went to a camera store and some customers were loudly going on about "Trump is a horrible liar and failed businessman" at the owner. And the owner was just all like "I don't talk politics here  :smug:"

At the ad agency my friend works at all the women were horrified and going all end is nigh. At the local university they had some extra counseling session because the muh feels brigade was so shocked.

The libs on my fb feed - Finnish libs - are damn near suicidal.

Current year turned out to be a pretty good year tbh fam  :reagan:

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #211 on: November 10, 2016, 12:11:23 PM »
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At the ad agency my friend works at all the women were horrified and going all end is nigh. At the local university they had some extra counseling session because the muh feels brigade was so shocked.
Oh man, the cuckmercials are going to go into full overdrive next year.

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #212 on: November 10, 2016, 12:16:47 PM »
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I've been giggling since yesterday morning. People are so butthurt, on twitter, on my FB feed, outside on the streets. Went to a camera store and some customers were loudly going on about "Trump is a horrible liar and failed businessman" at the owner. And the owner was just all like "I don't talk politics here  :smug:"

At the ad agency my friend works at all the women were horrified and going all end is nigh. At the local university they had some extra counseling session because the muh feels brigade was so shocked.

The libs on my fb feed - Finnish libs - are damn near suicidal.

Current year turned out to be a pretty good year tbh fam  :reagan:

Sounds like the perfect time to concern troll people with niceness without having to be a shitlord. Just tell people that you know plenty of Americans online and they all seem happy Trump won and they feel safer, and enjoy the confused whining.
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The Conservatives have a slogan which I think is despicable and defeatist: "It's better to be dead than red." And the Commies and Liberals have a slogan which is even worse, it's treason, they say: "It's better to be red than dead." We say this: "You don't have to be Red and you don't have to be Dead. Not dead. Not Red. Dead Reds"


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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #213 on: November 10, 2016, 12:22:40 PM »
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I've been giggling since yesterday morning. People are so butthurt, on twitter, on my FB feed, outside on the streets. Went to a camera store and some customers were loudly going on about "Trump is a horrible liar and failed businessman" at the owner. And the owner was just all like "I don't talk politics here  :smug:"

At the ad agency my friend works at all the women were horrified and going all end is nigh. At the local university they had some extra counseling session because the muh feels brigade was so shocked.

The libs on my fb feed - Finnish libs - are damn near suicidal.

Current year turned out to be a pretty good year tbh fam  :reagan:

Sounds like the perfect time to concern troll people with niceness without having to be a shitlord. Just tell people that you know plenty of Americans online and they all seem happy Trump won and they feel safer, and enjoy the confused whining.

Hahahahahahaha. I'm spending the next two days at a film festival in Helsinki which is the poz central of Finland. I'm going to do exactly this there.  :stewart:

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #214 on: November 10, 2016, 12:37:40 PM »
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I still have Shmorky's number saved in my phone, and I knew that if I ever texted it I would get instantly blocked.  So I saved it just in case for whatever reason I would feel like saying something to him, knowing I could only do it once.  I texted him a picture of my Trump vote today, the very moment that he won.  It was worth it.  It was so worth it for all the times that faggot screeched "TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER!" in my ear.

So, you still up for violent rape and death? Because I think I'm in love with you and will do that for you if I can stick my dick in crazy for a night or two.
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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #215 on: November 10, 2016, 01:53:55 PM »
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I'm not tired of winning yet

btw Birk namechange me to "America's Most Trusted News Source" thanks and God bless

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #216 on: November 10, 2016, 02:01:32 PM »
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His acceptance speech. It was the most serious, professional, presidential, diplomatic, heartfelt deliverance he's ever made and I completely lost it about two minutes in.

Tears streaming down my eyes as I gasped for air, in between laughs. Picked my head up from my desk to say "President Trump" out loud and had to pause the video, to get all the laughs out.

It's never happened for me before. Every election, I struggle to pick a candidate to root for, in the primaries. They get knocked out and leave me 25% on board with some low energy shlub. It's been such a treat to fully back a high energy, anti-establishment, necessary asshole who I 150% supported from day 1. Then to have him win and cause a river of tears to flow from the eyes of those I can't stand.

And then Putin comes out to pretty much be like "Hey America, sorry for all the bullshit, but I couldn't possibly respect any of those limp-wrested faggots you've been sitting me down with, for the past 20 some-odd years. It's cool now, we'll work it all out. Don't worry, bro."

Now the buthurt, loser, betafags are protesting before I can even catch up with all the crybaby internet posts and news articles! AHHHHHH! PEPE OVERLOAD! Space it out a little! The Trump train is rocketing past all the beautiful sights and attractions on the way to America's greatness under time and under budget! SLOW DOWN! HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN INAUGURATED YET!

Apprentice host, real estate billionaire and supreme shitlord President Donald J Trump.

My mother doesn't speak very good english, but she's been following Trump since his apprentice days and has that deep, heartfelt affection for him that only little European ladies who recognize an old school hardass when they see one can muster, started crying as soon as he walked out on stage. They put him and his family through the ringer and he still got to walk across that stage. Praise.


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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #217 on: November 10, 2016, 02:13:22 PM »
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Maher hasn't tweeted or said anything since election night lol.

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« Reply #218 on: November 10, 2016, 02:53:24 PM »
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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #219 on: November 10, 2016, 03:25:51 PM »
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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #220 on: November 10, 2016, 03:42:56 PM »
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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #221 on: November 10, 2016, 03:53:01 PM »
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Am I losing my mind or did the Guardian edit their coverage map's description of PA? On election night it said something like "Trump would like to win, but looks like ... he won't", now it says something about big city vs former mining and manufacturing areas.

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #222 on: November 10, 2016, 04:16:23 PM »
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Am I losing my mind or did the Guardian edit their coverage map's description of PA? On election night it said something like "Trump would like to win, but looks like ... he won't", now it says something about big city vs former mining and manufacturing areas.

I just checked, and I agree, it does look like it's been changed. I wonder why?

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #223 on: November 10, 2016, 04:35:48 PM »
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Watch The Young Turk's election coverage.

They call America stupid a half dozen times every hour and they go Hiroshima towards the end and are slamming the american people like a fucking rap song.

Compare this to Alex Jones laughing like a maniac and going through a half dozen bottles of campaign

Trump made Cenk get scared about genocide happening.

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #224 on: November 10, 2016, 05:34:35 PM »
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"A Twitter account under the name of @NeroFB that posts daily Facebook statuses made by Breitbart Senior Editor Milo Yiannopoulos was suspended from the social network on Tuesday." -- Breitbart

They don't even bother hiding anti-conservative bias