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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #25 on: January 01, 2017, 04:55:11 PM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #26 on: January 01, 2017, 06:45:52 PM »
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Clint Eastwood

Angela Lansbury

R. Lee Ermey

Bush Sr.

Jeb Bush

Bill Clinton

Julian Assange

Ozzy Osbourne

Jesse Ventura

Kurt "Jew Goldstein has been reported to the authorities" Eichenwald
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #27 on: January 01, 2017, 08:01:53 PM »
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Queen Elizabeth
Prince Charles
Hugh Hefner
Paul McCartney
Lindsay "Firecrotch" Lohan
Barbara Bush (Mama Bush)
Bush the Elder
Hillary
Betty White
Jimmah Cattah (that's former Pres Jimmy Carter to Yankee faggots)

I wish to change my list thusly:

Queen Elizabeth
Hugh Hefner
Paul McCartney
Barbara Bush (Mama Bush)
Bush the Elder
Hillary
Betty White
Jimmah Cattah (that's former Pres Jimmy Carter to Yankee faggots)
Charlie Sheen
Clint Eastwood
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #28 on: January 01, 2017, 08:25:47 PM »
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1. Lena Dunham - Chokes to death on a black dick or a ham sandwich.  Either seems equally likely.

2. Hillary Clinton - While under investigation, her health "suddenly" takes a turn for the worse.  She is bedridden and then will die.  Media will suggest Trump or Putin poisoned her.

3. Bob Dole - Seemed like he was near death anytime anyone interviewed him this election season.  All those years of taking Viagra will catch up to him sooner or later.

4. Charlie Munger - Warren Buffett's right hand man.  Warren himself might have a health scare, prompting him to work less.

5. Amy Schumer - See Lena Dunham.  Complications due to type 2 diabetes may also play a factor.

6. Hugh Hefner - Dies due a combination of banging some 23 year old, 20+ years of regular Viagra use, and seeing what happened to Playboy now that it is another SJW shithole.

7. Kirk Douglas - Fuck it, why not.

8. Queen Elizabeth II - UK tabloids are already running articles about what will happen if she dies.

9. George H.W. Bush - He looked near death whenever you saw him in anything this year.  Trump's antics may be enough to put him over.

10. Gucci Mane - Does something so stupid that he ends up getting himself killed.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #29 on: January 01, 2017, 08:30:41 PM »
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Ok, let me help out you ding-dongs:

KIRK DOUGLAS IS ONE HUNDRED YEARS OLD. You are literally throwing away a selection and possibly costing yourself a point.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #30 on: January 01, 2017, 08:47:25 PM »
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I made my initial draft list just to get something in words. I'll probably tweak I'm before the 7th. Should I just edit the post?
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #31 on: January 01, 2017, 08:49:13 PM »
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We should be able to pick people above 100 years old, and get points if they are still alive at the end of the year.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #32 on: January 01, 2017, 09:26:28 PM »
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Does Assange count if he was killed in 2016 but we only find out about it in 2017?

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Lena Dunham
Hillary Clinton
Harrison Ford
Johnny Depp
Gladys Knight
Miley Cyrus
Justin Bieber
Betty White
Maggie Smith

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #33 on: January 01, 2017, 10:33:26 PM »
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Aretha Franklin
Queen Elizabeth II
Michael J Fox
Lindsey Lohan
Bam Margera
Charlie Sheen
George Soros
Jimmy Carter
Gary Busey
Macaulay Culkin

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #34 on: January 01, 2017, 10:38:36 PM »
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I made my initial draft list just to get something in words. I'll probably tweak I'm before the 7th. Should I just edit the post?

As long as it's before the 7th almost anything goes.



Also everyone picking Kirk Douglas

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #35 on: January 01, 2017, 11:29:06 PM »
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Hillary Clinton

Obamacare

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #36 on: January 02, 2017, 06:45:18 AM »
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1. Queen Elisabeth the 2nd

2. George Soros

3. Henry Kissinger

4. Lowtax

5. Hillary Clinton

6. Harrison Ford

7. Mark Hamil

8. Bernie Ecclestone

9. Mario Andretti

10. European Union

I fully look forward to this year being even more intense in celebdeath than 2016

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #37 on: January 02, 2017, 01:49:55 PM »
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Bobby Bowden
Chevy Chase
Bo Jackson
Tommy Lee Jones
Bill Cosby

Mick Jagger
Lindsay Lohan
Ted Turner
Sharon Stone
Joachim Phoenix

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #38 on: January 03, 2017, 01:41:47 AM »
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Richard "Mack" Machowicz. 48 points.

Former US Navy SEAL and host of some shit on cable TV.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Machowicz

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #39 on: January 03, 2017, 09:06:29 AM »
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Richard "Mack" Machowicz. 48 points.

Former US Navy SEAL and host of some shit on cable TV.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Machowicz

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That's cool that he was a SEAL and he died far too young (what did he know about Hillary?) but holy shit his shtick was annoying. That campy tough guy voice just grated my nerves.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #40 on: January 03, 2017, 01:17:28 PM »
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Donnie Van Zant
Franco Harris
Willie McCovey
Sophia Loren
Micky Dolenz
Selena Gomez
PewDiePie
Corey Feldman
Gordon Liu
Vader (WWF Wrestler)

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #41 on: January 06, 2017, 02:23:11 PM »
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Infamous serial Killer Whale, Tilikum, has died.



64 points.


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #42 on: January 06, 2017, 04:25:40 PM »
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Infamous serial Killer Whale, Tilikum, has died.



64 points.

Animals probably shouldn't be allowed. Otherwise, Obama's dog Bo is getting there in years and would be worth a cool 91 points.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #43 on: January 06, 2017, 05:14:09 PM »
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Yeah, no animals. I'll update the OP.

Edit: Funny animal deaths are funny but don't count towards points, I should have clarified.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #44 on: January 06, 2017, 05:26:48 PM »
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I'm still posting funny animal deaths you spergs.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #45 on: January 06, 2017, 09:14:18 PM »
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We can still pick niggers and muslims though right?

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #46 on: January 06, 2017, 09:58:08 PM »
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Infamous serial Killer Whale, Tilikum, has died.



64 points.

Animals probably shouldn't be allowed. Otherwise, Obama's dog Bo is getting there in years and would be worth a cool 91 points.
He would be worth 37 points.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #47 on: January 07, 2017, 02:09:57 AM »
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Last minute entry:

The Queen
Eric Clapton
Charles Manson
Rupert Murdoch
Hillary Clinton
Charlie Sheen
Lindsay Lohan
Ozzy Osbourne
Keith Richards
George H.W. Bush

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #48 on: January 07, 2017, 09:23:06 PM »
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Queen elizabeth

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #49 on: January 07, 2017, 10:00:13 PM »
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