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« Reply #8050 on: May 06, 2018, 10:40:19 PM »
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« Reply #8051 on: May 18, 2018, 12:46:11 AM »
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https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/27vyt1/me_42_m_with_my_son_roger_16_m_has_started/ It's old but it's funny

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Me [42 M] with my Son "roger" [16 M] , has started wearing facepaint anytime he goes out and has started hanging out with a girl that is a bad influence.Non-Romantic
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A few months ago, my son started failing classes. Since school just got over, he failed two classes. This kid has gotten A's and B's up until a few months ago.

Around this same time, he started hanging out with some girl from school. I don't know what kids call it these days, but she wears a lot of baggy clothing, pale make up and wears ICP shirts everytime I've seen her. I think my son is in love with her because he now ALWAYS paints his face before he goes out, with the exception of when he was going to school. He had about $500 saved up and I guess he went out and bought all these ICP shirts and hats.

At first, I didn't know what ICP was, so i googled it. I found that there is a culture around this band and they call themselves juggalos. I found a lot of negative stuff about juggalos, so naturally I was concerned. Some even consider it a gang.

I brought this up with my son and asked him if he was on drugs. This was about two weeks after he started dressing this way. he told me to mind my own business and slammed his bedroom door in my face. If i ever talked to my dad that way, I got smacked upside the head, but these days it's considered child abuse so I didn't do much at this point.

I waited a few days and tried to talk to him about it again. This time, he told me that I was being dumb and that he wasn't doing drugs. I asked him who he was wearing facepaint. He told me that it was no different then me wearing KISS make up when I went to one of their concerts years ago. I told him that I was going to a concert, not going to the grocery store to buy a gallon of milk.

The argument really didn't get anywhere and I decided to let it go. This was until we went out for our yearly mothers day dinner. We usually go to a decent restaurant and this year we decided to go to Macaroni Grill. Well my son decided he was going to wear his facepaint and ICP clothes to this dinner. I was pissed off and told him to go change. I told him that this wasn't a circus and we were celebrating his mother. He got very upset and yelled some profanity at me about how I am a horrible father. I don't know if I was in the wrong here, so let me know what you guys think.

Because of this argument, we didn't go to dinner. I feel horrible about it for my wifes sake, and I did make it up to her the next day but that isn't relevent to the issue at hand.

So up until last week, my son and I had little contact and when I would try to talk to him, he gave me the silent treatment. This last weekend I found something no father wishes they would ever find. Call me a bad father for snooping, but I did. He was out doing his thing with this girl and I wanted to see if he had any drugs in his room. I thought MAYBE I would find some pot. If I did, I would confiscate it and ground him for a few weeks. But what I found was a white powdery substance in a small ziploc bag.

I knew exactly what this was. I had a cocaine problem before I met my wife so I knew what it looked like. To make sure I was headed in the right direction, I smelled the bag. It was def. cocaine. Obivously being a former addict, I didn't want to taste it to be 100% sure. I went and talked with my wife about it and she was shocked. We didn't know what to do.

Hours later, my son showed up with this girl. I called him out about what I found and he completely lost it and told me I had no right to go through his things. I realize I might be a horrible father for this but I would be even more horrible if he had died from an overdose. He didn't even deny it. After his yelling was finished, I asked the girl to leave and that this was a family matter. My son told me to "Fuck off" and took her to his room. My wife was crying and I was fuming. It took a lot not to slap him across the head but I maintained myself and didn't resort to that.

What I did next is what I feel was the best thing I could do. I called the police on them. My wife is still very upset with me for this, but I didn't see another way to help him out short of physically forcing his girlfriend out and him to stay. The cops came, found that he had some pot. The girl was asked to leave and my son was told if he tried to leave, they (the cops) would take him to a youth detention center for a few days.

Well since all of this, my son has been grounded and is not allowed to see this girl. It's easy for me to blame it all on the girl, but I am sure I failed somewhere for my son to act this way.

Apparently he is talking to my wife and asked her about going to some fesitval juggalos and ICP has. I looked it up and it sounds like bad news. My wife said he could go without talking to me.

I am at a loss at this point. While I want my son to experience life, he seems to be headed down a dangerous road and my wife is enabling it. I did talk to my wife about it, and all she can say is that this is "our" way of making up for calling the cops on him.

Can someone who has had troubles youth give me some pointers here? If I am going about it the wrong way, I would appreciate your input. What would you guys do?

tl;dr: Son was good student, met a girl and went downhill. I must have failed somewhere because he is talking back, using drugs and has decided wearing facepaint to mothersday dinner is a good idea. I called the cops on him and this girl when i confronted him about the drugs and he told me to "fuck off", went into his room with this girl. I need advice.

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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #8052 on: May 18, 2018, 01:25:27 AM »
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Super obvious troll post.

Would be interesting though to compare the Reddit responses between "my teenager son is hanging out with juggalos and taking cocaine" and "my teenage son is hanging out with troons and taking horse piss".

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« Reply #8053 on: May 18, 2018, 01:42:46 AM »
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My teenage son is hanging out with men wearing red hats and has been coming home and talking about how screwed corporate america is, how the american worker is being left behind, and how affirmative action has weakened the very sector that drives the economy.

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« Reply #8054 on: May 18, 2018, 02:09:34 AM »
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Juggalos probably offer a better support group and do a better job of looking after their own than troons do. 



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« Reply #8055 on: May 18, 2018, 06:59:53 AM »
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https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/8k9kbl/i_40f_have_been_with_my_husband_39m_for_14_years/

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I (40F) have been with my husband (39M) for 14 years even though both of us have other relationships on the side. Its been a secret to both my parents and our kids (13, 11, 8), but we want to tell them. How do we do this?

One night, I fucked my friend Josh when we both came back from a party. It was entirely casual, we had done it before plenty of times... but he got me pregnant, and originally I was going to get rid of the baby. But as time went on, me and him sort of realized we would be kind of the perfect match as parents, and so we decided to just keep the baby. I wouldn't quite describe what I had with him was love at all. We were good friends since middle school, practically best friends. We married because we knew we were compatible, even if we weren't exactly in love. We were both successful, we both got along great, it just sort of made sense at the time to marry my best friend and not have any strings attached. I loved him in a... different way. Like best friend love. We were never really very romantic with each other.

And honestly, it worked for both of us, very well. We still saw other people and fooled around a lot, but we always came back to each other and there were no strings attached. Hell, I had a sort-of-relationship with a guy for a year and he became good friends with my husband. Me and my husband often joke around about other people we sleep with. We still have sex with each other, pretty often, but its never serious and is typically just for fun. I very much enjoy his company, but again, its way more like friends than a real marriage.

The thing is though, we never told anyone about the weirdness of our marriage. My parents are religious, and obviously they would not like the idea of me marrying a guy and fucking other men as well. Just the idea of marrying a 'friend' and not a lover is taboo to them. My kids don't really know either. Our oldest, Jessica, asked us how we got married and what falling in love was like and we kind of just stumbled about the answer.

So we have both decided that we are gonna sort of come out about our relationship and the origins of it and such to our kids and my parents. Its just too much of a secret to hold onto. I mean honestly, I thought our oldest already sort of knew, or at least had suspicions, but apparently not. But we both have doubts about telling people. I mean, technically its more of just an open relationship right? But really its more like two best friends who decided to get married despite not loving each other, which I suppose is different?

So how do we go about this?

TLDR - - Me and my husband got married in a sort of best-friend pact to raise our kids. We didn't marry out of love, and we still both search for different people relationship wise and sleep with other people. My parents and our kids have zero idea.

Why in the world does this woman think her kids need to know that shit especially with how young they are? Or her parents. Keep that shit to yourselves,stop acting like you're coming out of the closet or something.

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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #8056 on: May 18, 2018, 09:50:46 AM »
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When being gay and bi weren’t special snowflakie enough they moved goalposts to tranny and open marriage/cucking.
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« Reply #8057 on: May 18, 2018, 09:51:13 AM »
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stop acting like you're coming out of the closet or something.

That was the idea I was getting all along reading that. I want to feel special, I want attention, I want to see that look in their eyes that surely closet faggots or newly diagnosed cancer-patients get to see when they long-pause after "there's something we need to talk about...", it'll be orgasmic.

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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #8058 on: May 18, 2018, 01:45:55 PM »
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Why in the world does this woman think her kids need to know that shit especially with how young they are? Or her parents. Keep that shit to yourselves,stop acting like you're coming out of the closet or something.

Why in the world would a woman feel the need to run her mouth when she shouldn't? Complete mystery. :jesse:

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« Reply #8059 on: May 18, 2018, 05:24:13 PM »
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You know princess stories about unrequited love are about female cuckholds.


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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #8060 on: May 19, 2018, 10:43:36 PM »
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« Reply #8061 on: May 20, 2018, 07:03:54 AM »
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What a shock that naive white people don't realize that not every country has first world infrastructure or amenities and end up getting culturally enriched

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« Reply #8062 on: May 20, 2018, 08:56:38 AM »
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What a shock that naive white people don't realize that not every country has first world infrastructure or amenities and end up getting culturally enriched

Careful, to most redditors "infrastructure" means have NYC level metro and ICE trains going everywhere like muh Europe.

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« Reply #8063 on: May 22, 2018, 10:04:08 AM »
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What a shock that naive white people don't realize that not every country has first world infrastructure or amenities and end up getting culturally enriched

Careful, to most redditors "infrastructure" means have NYC level metro and ICE trains going everywhere like muh Europe.

We could use some ICE trains here

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« Reply #8064 on: May 22, 2018, 02:46:45 PM »
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What a shock that naive white people don't realize that not every country has first world infrastructure or amenities and end up getting culturally enriched

Careful, to most redditors "infrastructure" means have NYC level metro and ICE trains going everywhere like muh Europe.

It's funny when you spent your life outside any major urban centre and these people online are telling you how much life outside major urban centres sucks. I have a yard that goes back 200 feet from my house for half the price of a 2-bedroom condo in Toronto. I'll live with going to the gas-station diner instead of taking the subway to that new Afgan place, thanks. Did you know you need to pay for a permit to cut down a tree in your yard in Toronto? If you're cool with that kind of thing go nuts, but I think the level of collectivism that allows the population density to reach those levels is really fucking weird and off-putting, man.
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« Reply #8065 on: May 23, 2018, 07:43:49 PM »
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What a shock that naive white people don't realize that not every country has first world infrastructure or amenities and end up getting culturally enriched

Careful, to most redditors "infrastructure" means have NYC level metro and ICE trains going everywhere like muh Europe.


It's funny when you spent your life outside any major urban centre and these people online are telling you how much life outside major urban centres sucks. I have a yard that goes back 200 feet from my house for half the price of a 2-bedroom condo in Toronto. I'll live with going to the gas-station diner instead of taking the subway to that new Afgan place, thanks. Did you know you need to pay for a permit to cut down a tree in your yard in Toronto? If you're cool with that kind of thing go nuts, but I think the level of collectivism that allows the population density to reach those levels is really fucking weird and off-putting, man.

They're also the kind of fags that'll lecture you about how much culture they have, and hten go to a museum once in 10 years.

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« Reply #8066 on: May 24, 2018, 01:26:37 AM »
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They're also the kind of fags that'll lecture you about how much culture they have, and hten go to a museum once in 10 years.

This is one of the most infuriating detail about these faggots who sing the praise of all the virtues of city life. When you try to find out when's the last time they actually went to a concert, museum or a library, it turns out they were actually talking about trendy hipster coffee places and Ethiopian restaurants.
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« Reply #8067 on: May 24, 2018, 04:31:17 AM »
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You can get cashews, pecans, almonds, peanuts and all types of nuts dusted in the dried pepper extract.

They'll be on the floor unable to cope with the pain. They'll accuse you of poisoning them, but it's just a non-GMO pepper that's really hot and was cross bred with some fucking burning inferno pepper from india and pakistan. There's a 15 minute after burn/after taste and milk and dairy doesn't make it go away.


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« Reply #8068 on: May 24, 2018, 07:08:18 AM »
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They're also the kind of fags that'll lecture you about how much culture they have, and hten go to a museum once in 10 years.

This is one of the most infuriating detail about these faggots who sing the praise of all the virtues of city life. When you try to find out when's the last time they actually went to a concert, museum or a library, it turns out they were actually talking about trendy hipster coffee places and Ethiopian restaurants.

And they don't go to the later. They just like the idea of passing by brown people who own businesses. That's the long of the short of it.

It's just they want to be "around" brown people, just not near their homes. Unless they're Trevor Noah, then they can have all their opinions repeated back to them in a safe environment!

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« Reply #8069 on: May 24, 2018, 10:10:35 AM »
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When I used to live in ~the city~ I actually did go to shows every weekend. I was right around the corner from one venue and about a 20 minn walk from the other. It was great, but pretty much everyone I knew in my area was always too lazy to ever really do anything beyond getting stoned in their apartments and playing videogames.

The routine was pretty much drinking with friends and then ditching them to go to a show, by myself and wind up meeting new people there. Every ~regular~ I met at both venues lived in the suburbs or just outside the city.
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