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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #8300 on: August 02, 2018, 09:12:38 PM »
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Getting a weird sense of deja vous here

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« Reply #8301 on: August 02, 2018, 09:13:32 PM »
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Also fuckken lol at the broad who couldn’t figure out she had a faggot husband


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« Reply #8303 on: August 03, 2018, 06:41:41 AM »
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Are you legally required to hire a tranny?
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« Reply #8304 on: August 03, 2018, 10:08:37 AM »
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Are you legally required to hire a tranny?

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« Reply #8305 on: August 03, 2018, 12:48:07 PM »
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So anyways shit is happening around the transformers reddit. The influx of trannies and all their baggage has brought stupid and terrible things upon what was once the hobby of collecting robots.



This guy is a mod of one of the larger transformer forums and apparently has been taking and giving sexual favors for action figures if the accusations are true. But well, reading that response and the fact that figure trades were never made that big of a deal out of before, something weird is certainly going on.

Hahahhah holy shit. I've known plenty of skanky junkies to trade a piece of ass for dope but lol you gotta be a sad,sad motherfucker to do that for fucking toys.  :tom:

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« Reply #8306 on: August 07, 2018, 07:23:21 PM »
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From the r/relationship thread in GBS

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Hi everyone. I'll keep this brief.

My boyfriend of three months agreed to let me humiliate him during sex, which I did, after discovering that a fetish exists for such a thing.

But it didn't go as planned and my boyfriend left me home alone in his own house and disappeared all night before texting me saying that he is not sure when he wants to come home.

After posting in /r/sex and /r/relationships, I kind of realized that maybe this was a bad idea because if he commits suicide I might be held responsible? Is that a real thing?

I definitely learned my lesson not to push boundaries with men that are insecure about their penis size but holy crap I did not expect this much blowback!

Any advice would be much appreciated.

Thanks so much!

EDIT: Location = New York City

EDIT: He's given me an hour to pack up and leave his house. I'm going to let him keep the furniture I paid for, it's the least I can do. I feel like a piece of shit. I guess women's shelter is in my future for the time being.

And here's the rest of the story from a post she made in r/sex
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Hi everyone, I (27F) have a bit of a dilemma on my hands.

My boyfriend (30M) and I have been discussing kinks and fetishes lately. After being together for about 3 months, we finally started to open up.

I should probably give the proper context before explaining any further. My BF is a bit under-endowed. We have not measured it - at least I have not personally - but I would say that it's probably around 3.5" to 4".

My previous boyfriends have always been at least 5", so I was surprised to see that there was such a range in penis size out there. But I believe that all penises can be beautiful!

My BF has always been insecure about his size, and it's led to some discussions where he has cried in front of me about it. I don't get off on PIV sex, so I don't see why it really matters to him. Also, he is the only man who has ever been able to make me cum through oral.

I suggested that maybe in order for him to build more confidence that we use some reverse psychology of sorts. I read up on Small Penis Humiliation and decided to propose it to him.

I've heard that some men like to be ridiculed and humiliated and that it gets them off, so I thought it would be a good idea in order for him to feel not only dominated but also appreciated.

Part of small penis humiliation (at least from what I've read), does involve reassuring the man that he isn't going anyway and that you are keeping him around because you do love him. I also myself found the concept a bit arousing - it wouldn't be enough to get me "there", but after watching a few porn videos I did feel extremely horny.

Last night, during dinner I decided last night to ask him if we can try it and he admitted to watching a video or two that involves humiliation (mostly saliva and feet though). He seemed pretty agreeable but I could tell he seemed a bit nervous maybe? Like nervous that he might not be able to cum or get hard.

Well, sure enough we did try it and he seemed to be very into it. I didn't start with the SPH though - I eased into it. First, I sat on his face and made him please me orally, while humiliating him for enjoying the taste of my juices (front AND back juices!).

He got rock hard from this experience, so I proceeded to give him a handjob to tease him. Ultimately, I stopped jerking him off completely and then made him whack his own cock off while I humiliated him. He came so hard that his cum hit the ceiling. I'll admit that I did tell him that he could cum in my mouth but at the last second before he was about to, I backed away and laughed at him.

We showered and then went to bed. We don't talk much after sex, but we do cuddle sometimes. I noticed this time that we didn't cuddle and that he seemed to fall asleep more quickly than usual.

Fast forward to this morning, he had left the house for work in the morning, but he didn't kiss me on the forehead before he left like he usually does. He was just gone - vanished. I started to worry so I texted him, but the texts turned green (iPhone off? or he blocked me???). I tried calling and it went straight to voicemail.

He just texted me back about a half hour ago saying that he will be working later than usual tonight because of a project he is working on. He's never stayed late for a "project" - in fact, I don't think his job even entails doing projects (he is a pool repairman).

I'm a little worried that he might be feeling embarrassed from last night. I haven't texted him back yet and I'm kind of scared to.

Anyone ever been in a similar situation that could offer advice? I don't want to upset him because he's dealt with depression before and it wasn't fun. What can I say to smooth over the situation?

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« Reply #8307 on: August 07, 2018, 07:56:15 PM »
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I suggested that maybe in order for him to build more confidence that we use some reverse psychology of sorts. I read up on Small Penis Humiliation and decided to propose it to him.

I've heard that some men like to be ridiculed and humiliated and that it gets them off, so I thought it would be a good idea in order for him to feel not only dominated but also appreciated.

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« Reply #8308 on: August 07, 2018, 08:47:50 PM »
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I suggested that maybe in order for him to build more confidence that we use some reverse psychology of sorts. I read up on Small Penis Humiliation and decided to propose it to him.

I've heard that some men like to be ridiculed and humiliated and that it gets them off, so I thought it would be a good idea in order for him to feel not only dominated but also appreciated.

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« Reply #8309 on: August 07, 2018, 09:04:22 PM »
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I don't think his job even entails doing projects (he is a pool repairman).



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« Reply #8310 on: August 07, 2018, 10:12:51 PM »
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Another reddit success story where open communication about everything is key

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« Reply #8311 on: August 07, 2018, 10:35:17 PM »
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Let me translate that into functional human speech: I suggested to my tiny penised boyfriend he should try to get me off by letting me emasculate and ridicule something he’s extremely sensitive towards. He’s always been eager to please me, and I keep him on a short emotional chain. He was initially cool to the idea but I ignored his hesitations and once I took my clothes off he lost track of nuance until afterwards realized what a bitch I am for treating him like shit

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« Reply #8312 on: August 08, 2018, 04:09:08 AM »
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You have been together for 3 months and you are already tired of normal, run of the mill fucking and you want to get into fetish stuff?
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« Reply #8313 on: August 08, 2018, 04:39:16 AM »
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You have been together for 3 months and you are already tired of normal, run of the mill fucking and you want to get into fetish stuff?

Sounds like two insecure people desperate for attention and trying to build an already doomed relationship on sex, aka the sort of people who would be on reddit.

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« Reply #8314 on: August 08, 2018, 05:36:54 AM »
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Sounds like the bitch had nothing but contempt for small dick guy in the first place and "dominating" him sexually was just the formalizing of those feelings. Of course as a thot she has to pretend it was for his benefit, because she's such a selfless and good person.

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« Reply #8315 on: August 08, 2018, 06:38:16 AM »
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A normal sized guy would hate that shit too.
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« Reply #8316 on: August 08, 2018, 09:57:14 AM »
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A normal sized guy would hate that shit too.

A dude who is huge would hate that shit too.  Men despise being emasculated in this manner.  No matter what the guy looks like or how big he is, it's something every single man thinks about.  He could have had a 10" monster dick and look like Chris Hemsworth and his reaction would have been exactly the same.  A woman who is willing to do this isn't worth your time. 

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« Reply #8317 on: August 08, 2018, 09:59:52 AM »
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If a woman doesn't lie to me and tell me my cock is the best and biggest she's ever had then frankly I'm just not interested
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« Reply #8318 on: August 08, 2018, 10:26:59 AM »
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If a woman doesn't lie

Shouldn't be a problem then.  :jesse:
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« Reply #8319 on: August 08, 2018, 12:05:09 PM »
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They've been together for about three months and she's bought him furniture? And if she leaves his place she'll be in a women's shelter? None of this makes any sense.

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« Reply #8320 on: August 08, 2018, 01:38:34 PM »
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She didn't care about how much she hurt him emotionally cause she was getting off on doing it. Also who the fuck moves in with someone,buys them furniture or gets into that kind of kinky shit 3 months in a relationship?

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« Reply #8321 on: August 08, 2018, 06:09:10 PM »
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Just another worthless ho who only cares about herself and didn't think about anything else other than her tingles.  Pretty standard shit for millennial women.

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« Reply #8322 on: August 08, 2018, 08:12:53 PM »
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Just another worthless ho who only cares about herself and didn't think about anything else other than her tingles.  Pretty standard shit for millennial women.
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« Reply #8323 on: August 08, 2018, 09:39:19 PM »
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https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/95q6gr/united_states_refuses_to_back_canada_in_saudi/

It's like shareblue released an incomplete transcript for this topic so all the responses are either:

1) "Drumpf!"
2) They're our friends! How can we let this happen!
3) Putin and Drumpf!

Seriously, try to find a coherent argument in any of these posts.

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« Reply #8324 on: August 08, 2018, 10:04:58 PM »
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Lol where are your oil sands now, Canada?