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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #50 on: November 14, 2013, 08:39:22 PM »
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That's uh, some crotch bulge. :facepalm:

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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #51 on: November 14, 2013, 09:10:21 PM »
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that's no troon

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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #52 on: November 14, 2013, 11:49:40 PM »
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It vaguely reminds me of a younger SilverSliver

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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #53 on: November 15, 2013, 02:19:09 PM »
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It vaguely reminds me of a younger SilverSliver

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SilverSliver wishes she looked as good as that tranny (and it's still clearly a disgusting tranny)

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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #54 on: November 15, 2013, 03:24:05 PM »
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Giant manpaws out of the pic, low res/bad focus, low light, body turned to minimize width, nothing shown below tits. Hair (might be wig?) covers up fivehead. If you're not paying attention, a carefully controlled pick can pass as a 6 with a 7's rack. Passing outside of controlled conditions? :lolno:
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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #55 on: November 15, 2013, 07:12:52 PM »
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This fucking thread, goddamn.  Osama, we need you now more than ever.

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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #56 on: November 15, 2013, 10:15:23 PM »
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1cooldana


so gorgeousssssssssssss

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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #57 on: November 15, 2013, 11:51:25 PM »
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Damiya née 'Catagorical' née JerleMinara
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Reflect upon the fact that this is a troon who - oh fuck it here's the ban note: "Apparently you didn't get the hint before, so let me say it clearly: Stay out of the trans thread."

A troon so troony that other troons are unnerved.

He's one of the really antagonistic, normal-person-hating kind of troons too.

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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #58 on: November 16, 2013, 12:22:15 AM »
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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #59 on: November 16, 2013, 01:48:54 AM »
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1cooldana


so gorgeousssssssssssss

- Man chin
- Man jaw
- Manly features
- Broad shoulders (for a woman)
- Huge manhands
- Wrong arm proportions
- Massive manfeet

It's kinda sad that as much money and effort as this fucked up person throws at his problem, he'll never actually look like a real woman. Put him next to one and it'll be immediately obvious that he's a mutilated man.

Fucking talk to your licensed psychiatrists, people, and you can avoid ending up like this. And no, Dr. Nick doesn't count!

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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #60 on: November 16, 2013, 02:13:50 AM »
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This unfortunate race, whom we had been taking so much pains to save and to civilize, have by their unexpected desertion and ferocious barbarities justified extermination and now await our decision on their fate.

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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #61 on: November 16, 2013, 02:25:48 AM »
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1cooldana


so gorgeousssssssssssss

- Man chin
- Man jaw
- Manly features
- Broad shoulders (for a woman)
- Huge manhands
- Wrong arm proportions
- Massive manfeet

It's kinda sad that as much money and effort as this fucked up person throws at his problem, he'll never actually look like a real woman. Put him next to one and it'll be immediately obvious that he's a mutilated man.

Fucking talk to your licensed psychiatrists, people, and you can avoid ending up like this. And no, Dr. Nick doesn't count!
You forgot to mention he is standing in Second Position.
Yes, that is me in court with my enormous penis.


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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #62 on: November 16, 2013, 06:30:47 AM »
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Damiya née 'Catagorical' née JerleMinara
In application for winning the Congeniality award, I submit:
Reflect upon the fact that this is a troon who - oh fuck it here's the ban note: "Apparently you didn't get the hint before, so let me say it clearly: Stay out of the trans thread."

A troon so troony that other troons are unnerved.

There's a gigantic textfile of creepy, horrible things he's said. Here's a few(KateV was the other other other name this person has used):

<jerlemobile> Everything is always sexy when I'm around
<jerlemobile> I make all my characters, both male and female, lesbians.

<KatherineV> oh, regarding E breaking my donge.. is it posssible to find the right blend of AAs and E that lets it do that thing it does while also giving me all the fun girly parts?
<KatherineV> it works really well for me Lumidingo. because for the last like 4-5 years I'd have periods where I give it a little tug.. Get horned up and read transexual erotica or hit up tgpersonals or something

<KateV> penises are perfectly awesome. it's just that they're rarely attached to some soft, lovely, kissable woman
 
<KateV> Shit if I end up as attractive as bailey I'd consider going into porn. satisfying my ridiculous sex drive and making fistfuls of cash

<KateV> guys are kinda gross but a cute cock on a gorgeous gal is awesome, eve

 :stonk:

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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #63 on: November 16, 2013, 06:53:20 AM »
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I am troon.

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #64 on: November 16, 2013, 09:29:41 AM »
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I am troon.

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #65 on: November 16, 2013, 10:00:55 AM »
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Do like this? I call it Dick Chopping 3.
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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #66 on: November 16, 2013, 10:56:20 AM »
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Damiya née 'Catagorical' née JerleMinara
In application for winning the Congeniality award, I submit:
Reflect upon the fact that this is a troon who - oh fuck it here's the ban note: "Apparently you didn't get the hint before, so let me say it clearly: Stay out of the trans thread."

A troon so troony that other troons are unnerved.

There's a gigantic textfile of creepy, horrible things he's said. Here's a few(KateV was the other other other name this person has used):

<jerlemobile> Everything is always sexy when I'm around
<jerlemobile> I make all my characters, both male and female, lesbians.

<KatherineV> oh, regarding E breaking my donge.. is it posssible to find the right blend of AAs and E that lets it do that thing it does while also giving me all the fun girly parts?
<KatherineV> it works really well for me Lumidingo. because for the last like 4-5 years I'd have periods where I give it a little tug.. Get horned up and read transexual erotica or hit up tgpersonals or something

<KateV> penises are perfectly awesome. it's just that they're rarely attached to some soft, lovely, kissable woman
 
<KateV> Shit if I end up as attractive as bailey I'd consider going into porn. satisfying my ridiculous sex drive and making fistfuls of cash

<KateV> guys are kinda gross but a cute cock on a gorgeous gal is awesome, eve

 :stonk:

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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #67 on: November 16, 2013, 11:41:14 AM »
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Damiya née 'Catagorical' née JerleMinara
In application for winning the Congeniality award, I submit:
Reflect upon the fact that this is a troon who - oh fuck it here's the ban note: "Apparently you didn't get the hint before, so let me say it clearly: Stay out of the trans thread."

A troon so troony that other troons are unnerved.

There's a gigantic textfile of creepy, horrible things he's said. Here's a few(KateV was the other other other name this person has used):

<jerlemobile> Everything is always sexy when I'm around
<jerlemobile> I make all my characters, both male and female, lesbians.

<KatherineV> oh, regarding E breaking my donge.. is it posssible to find the right blend of AAs and E that lets it do that thing it does while also giving me all the fun girly parts?
<KatherineV> it works really well for me Lumidingo. because for the last like 4-5 years I'd have periods where I give it a little tug.. Get horned up and read transexual erotica or hit up tgpersonals or something

<KateV> penises are perfectly awesome. it's just that they're rarely attached to some soft, lovely, kissable woman
 
<KateV> Shit if I end up as attractive as bailey I'd consider going into porn. satisfying my ridiculous sex drive and making fistfuls of cash

<KateV> guys are kinda gross but a cute cock on a gorgeous gal is awesome, eve

 :stonk:

imma clue this cat in on something real quick

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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #68 on: November 17, 2013, 02:37:54 AM »
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That's uh, some crotch bulge. :facepalm:

Ugh, don't you realize that bulge is from xirs maxi pad? Try to have some sympathy because they took an unflattering picture.

Now I wonder (and hate myself) how many troons go out and buy tampons to shove into their man made holes so they can have a true womanly experience? They end up shoving one too far up their tunnel and end up tearing some scar tissue so when they take it out, it is covered in smegma and blood so they are filled with joy now that they are having a real period and have proof.

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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #69 on: December 09, 2013, 12:48:38 AM »
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OK, LET'S GET THIS GOING!!



THE RULES:
  • We need 16 nominees by Tues 12/10
  • The must be SA Goons, preferably present but we'll take older ones if we don't have enough
  • We need one good picture
  • We need a short, 2-3 sentence bio of each
  • Troons can be MtF or FtM, and if possible I'll try to pair them up in early rounds so like is going against like
  • SA Troons that post here are totally eligible and if they want can submit the pic of their choice!

Voting
Voting will begin at 12am the day each round starts and go til 8pm the final night of the round (final round to be done possibly sometime 1/1, depending on my hangover). Everyone will vote in this thread by picking one of each bracket and listing them ie:
Quote
Name
Name
Name
Name etc

I'll tally up the votes that night and repost the brackets in the first post. The first post will also have larger pics and the short bios. We'll have the categories in there as well, and do nominations and pick winners for different ones each round. Troons who were voted out are still eligible to win a category vote in later rounds.

HELP PICK THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TROONS ON SA!!!

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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #70 on: December 09, 2013, 12:58:55 AM »
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1cooldana, obviously



He is the closest thing to passing who actively posts in the troon thread.  With proper posing of the hands and a padded bra, he's simply homely instead of an abomination of B!AE proportions (circle?  1:1?). 

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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #71 on: December 09, 2013, 12:59:16 AM »
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Are we irony voting or are we actually voting on the "most convincing".  Or whatever word you want to use instead of "convincing".

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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #72 on: December 09, 2013, 01:01:25 AM »
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Here's one of my personal favorites



This is TerraGoetia. A regular in the troon thread and as you can see, puts in a monumental amount of effort to appear as a woman. She (I hope this is your preffered pronoun, pm me and I will correct it if I'm wrong ;)) still finds herself repeatedly misgendered by problematic and creepy cishets so let's hope we can give her a big confidence boost!

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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #73 on: December 09, 2013, 01:04:02 AM »
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Are we irony voting or are we actually voting on the "most convincing".  Or whatever word you want to use instead of "convincing".

Vote however amuses you most.

Also picking your favorites, cheering them on, and betting is highly encouraged.

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Re: 2013 Troon Beauty Pageant
« Reply #74 on: December 09, 2013, 01:19:03 AM »
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Gaze long enough into the abyss...
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