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Author Topic: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx  (Read 37467 times)

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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #25 on: November 08, 2013, 01:53:22 AM »
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couldn't even get through half of this doxx. So fucking pathetic. How do people like this live with themselves?

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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #26 on: November 08, 2013, 02:03:42 AM »
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Did you hear that?

That huge sigh of relief?

That was Brother Jonathon and Senior Woodchuck in harmony with a backup from Ozma.
"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen."


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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #27 on: November 08, 2013, 02:55:10 AM »
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Once again, the Dogg pulls out all the stops to give us some laughs and a little magic.  Well done!

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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #28 on: November 08, 2013, 04:46:38 AM »
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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #29 on: November 08, 2013, 04:54:15 AM »
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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #30 on: November 08, 2013, 05:28:59 AM »
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Even if you're aren't a feminist, the way this guy posts is just gross. HEY IM JACKING OFF TO YOU, WANNA FUCK?  :rock:

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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #31 on: November 08, 2013, 05:29:29 AM »
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what a shitty pickup line

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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #32 on: November 08, 2013, 07:02:36 AM »
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I never knew who looschanj was on the SA.  I saw loosechanj.jpg on SASS and honestly thought it was a KiR parachute account because I couldn't imagine someone so stupid with a side order of rapey.  except, you know, KiR on a bender.

I truly hope he sells his body to science or to the coca-cola museum.  he's like one of the early kills from willy wonka and the chocolate factory: a kid so gassed up on soda that he would be used as a flesh-and-blood rocket booster.  the faturn-5.

i salute you loosechanj.  and you lowtax, for giving the shut-ins a jerb.


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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #33 on: November 08, 2013, 08:18:10 AM »
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Great Doxx.

Nice to see that the biggest difference between the worst racists among us permabanned pantshitters over here and the standard SA mod is that our racists aren't pedophiles and actually succeed in life.

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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #34 on: November 08, 2013, 08:22:12 AM »
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I like the part where he gets pissed that his parents help out their newborn grandchild instead of his 35 year old ass. What kind of fucking manchild does that? All the mods are mentally ill.

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Can I get some adults for parents please? Please? Ok, so when they kicked me out of the house in order to sell it (which didn't happen, they let my stepbrother and his troll of a wife and their hideous spawn move back in to the house I grew up in), they put everything I hadn't had time to grab and move over (because heaven forbid they hire movers) into storage. Now I'm trying to get my mother to go over with me and get some of this stash. Excuses, excuses, for *months*. I'm pushing it now. Stepdad says can't today because the place doesn't have people to let you in. With much whining on their side, I get the name of the storage place out of them. (I've been asking for months.) I call the place, and they do indeed have people there to allow access. Call mom back, they're looking for their key. I'm quite optimistic it won't be found. Bleh. My stepdad is an asshole and my mom's retarded. I want new parents, seriously.

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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #35 on: November 08, 2013, 09:55:28 AM »
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Haha it hit FYAD
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3582963&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#pti1

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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #36 on: November 08, 2013, 09:59:15 AM »
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post more for this purple heart. Never again shall I pozzit ten bucks for the gaywall

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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #37 on: November 08, 2013, 10:00:30 AM »
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we need a cross-forum fistbump of some kind

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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #38 on: November 08, 2013, 10:04:17 AM »
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Man I haven't been goatse'd in 10 months. Ya got me  :reagan:

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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #39 on: November 08, 2013, 11:07:22 AM »
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This is too pathetic, how can these people who are still with their parents at 30-40 live with themselves

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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #40 on: November 08, 2013, 11:26:20 AM »
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I felt a little bad when I read some of that, but then I remembered the comments on Awful Yearbook.

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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #41 on: November 08, 2013, 12:17:49 PM »
+1

When's the ozma dox

Here it is.

Fartnet presents the doxxing of Ozma:

Fat lonely jew bitch with no life.

El Fin.

But serious, I don't think Ozma has any interesting skeletons cause she doesn't do anything interesting.

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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #42 on: November 08, 2013, 12:24:56 PM »
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I had no idea prescription toothpaste was a thing before this doxx. :stare:


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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #43 on: November 08, 2013, 03:40:35 PM »
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I had no idea prescription toothpaste was a thing before this doxx. :stare:

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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #44 on: November 08, 2013, 06:21:35 PM »
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Fuck, that's a lotta soda. Disgusting.

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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #45 on: November 09, 2013, 02:54:04 PM »
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LooseChanj and BroJo should move in together.

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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #46 on: November 09, 2013, 03:11:35 PM »
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I have a pet conspiracy theory about Lil Yachty. The Jews made him famous to put all the marginally talented blacks like Jay-Z and whomever on notice that their fame and fortune has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with any talent they might have. Jewish producers can take the most retarded nigger they can find, a guy so dumb he can't even write his own name, hook him up to autotone, and make him a star. They don't need Jay-Z; Jay-Z needs them.

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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #47 on: November 09, 2013, 06:54:42 PM »
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I can't believe you sifted through all that shit. I mainly feel bad for the guy. Seems like he is at least partially aware of the fact he is a miserable loser and tries to escape that reality.

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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #48 on: November 10, 2013, 12:23:18 AM »
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I can't believe you sifted through all that shit. I mainly feel bad for the guy. Seems like he is at least partially aware of the fact he is a miserable loser and tries to escape that reality.


If I knew I was a miserable loser I'd try to figure out what was wrong and change it, not vanish into a fantasy world.


I guess that's why I'm not a miserable loser.

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Re: Failure To Launch: The Loosechanj Doxx
« Reply #49 on: November 10, 2013, 08:19:15 AM »
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yeah, hearing them say new GBS wasn't "a response to FYAD" is a good example. Sure, it's a total coincidence that three days after everyone got embarrassed and riled up by like 4 easy troll posts from nutmeg and me (making a massive, angry thread and a bunch of drama) they decided to take the stick out of GBS's ass a few inches

complete coincidence, in no way related

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