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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1450 on: June 27, 2018, 12:51:30 AM »
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That "article" was a load of shit and fuck you for linking it.

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1451 on: June 27, 2018, 01:04:38 AM »
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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1452 on: July 10, 2018, 08:58:48 AM »
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That "article" was a load of shit and fuck you for linking it.

In what way? It looked like a liberal actually admitting that they unfairly dunk on Trump out of context.

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It looked like a centrist.

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1453 on: July 16, 2018, 11:07:03 PM »
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http://www.cracked.com/article_25737_5-world-cities-that-have-weird-problems-you-never-knew-about.html

5 Cities With Whacky Zany Problems!!!

#5 - Rome, covered in bird shit!
#4 - New York, Jews can't drink the tap water!
#3 - Boston, fake monks will hassle you for money!
#2 - San Francisco - covered in homeless shit!

aaaaaaaaaand numero uno is...

MalmŲ, Sweden with way too many grenade attacks!

what? why!?

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It's mostly thanks to Sweden's open border with Denmark. The two countries are connected by the Oresund Bridge, a popular route for trafficking unused weapons left over from the Balkan conflicts of the '90s. Sellers are eager to unload excess grenades while they're still functional, and the buyers, mostly Swedish gangs, are eager to get a leg up on their competition. It would be an inspiring story about the adaptability of capitalism if it weren't about people exploding.

oh those whacky swedes!
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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1454 on: July 17, 2018, 09:20:20 AM »
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No clue how this thread is still here but every now and then I have to click on it so I won't see a notification.

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1455 on: August 19, 2018, 09:48:06 PM »
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No clue how this thread is still here but every now and then I have to click on it so I won't see a notification.

"HERP A DERP! THE UNAPOLOGETIC POLITICALLY INCORRECT MAGAZINE THAT WILL SHOCK YOU BY SAYING ANYTHING! Not really though, protected classes are still off limits and if something slips past, we'll totally apologize."

there's a lot of threads I don't read, feel free to not read this one, sorry about your gay autism with the notification maybe kill yourself or something idk
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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1456 on: August 19, 2018, 09:56:01 PM »
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No clue how this thread is still here but every now and then I have to click on it so I won't see a notification.

"HERP A DERP! THE UNAPOLOGETIC POLITICALLY INCORRECT MAGAZINE THAT WILL SHOCK YOU BY SAYING ANYTHING! Not really though, protected classes are still off limits and if something slips past, we'll totally apologize."

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1457 on: September 24, 2018, 11:24:56 AM »
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i haven't read this, but something about one of the founders of pointlesswasteoftime.com (which merged with cracked) being accused of sexual harrassment and then the usual feminist meltdowns:

https://medium.com/@taliajane/how-i-became-my-own-ronan-farrow-87e847632d50

his articles have already been erased from other websites and she demands that cracked do the same
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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1458 on: September 24, 2018, 11:53:24 AM »
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i haven't read this, but something about one of the founders of pointlesswasteoftime.com (which merged with cracked) being accused of sexual harrassment and then the usual feminist meltdowns:

https://medium.com/@taliajane/how-i-became-my-own-ronan-farrow-87e847632d50

his articles have already been erased from other websites and she demands that cracked do the same
Woman are now just weapons.
His name was Harry Anderson

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1459 on: September 24, 2018, 01:25:22 PM »
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"No."
"Please stop DMing me."
*places man on block, mute or ignore*

Any of these would be reasonable responses to the behavior she describes.  The fact that they're absent from her description of events shows how disingenuous her accusations of sexual harassment are. 

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1460 on: September 24, 2018, 03:05:57 PM »
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i haven't read this, but something about one of the founders of pointlesswasteoftime.com (which merged with cracked) being accused of sexual harrassment and then the usual feminist meltdowns:

https://medium.com/@taliajane/how-i-became-my-own-ronan-farrow-87e847632d50

his articles have already been erased from other websites and she demands that cracked do the same

Thankfully medium.com warns you about the 14 minute read.

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1461 on: September 24, 2018, 10:53:54 PM »
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i haven't read this, but something about one of the founders of pointlesswasteoftime.com (which merged with cracked) being accused of sexual harrassment and then the usual feminist meltdowns:

https://medium.com/@taliajane/how-i-became-my-own-ronan-farrow-87e847632d50

his articles have already been erased from other websites and she demands that cracked do the same
Woman are now just weapons.
They've yet to surpass Metal Gear tho.

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1462 on: September 25, 2018, 07:52:10 AM »
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"No."
"Please stop DMing me."
*places man on block, mute or ignore*

Any of these would be reasonable responses to the behavior she describes.  The fact that they're absent from her description of events shows how disingenuous her accusations of sexual harassment are.

The funny part is writing the article took way more effort than any of these would, but that wouldn't result in a chance of becoming a part of the current cultural zeitgeist.

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1463 on: November 04, 2018, 10:29:44 PM »
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Lol get rid of hand shakes, non-wrinkled clothes, men wearing pants, tail gating, algebra....


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