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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6275 on: April 30, 2018, 04:11:12 PM »
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When she says mental health she wants a bunch of fucking pills to get high off of.

So I guess she's black after all!

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6276 on: May 01, 2018, 03:17:14 PM »
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I love how she always prefaces her posts. I'm black. I'm jewish. I'm queer. I'm mentally ill. I'm from Detroit. I'm poor. I'm in the industry.

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I'm Jewish dude. The Government is corrupt and terrible to Palestinians. Bibi wants bloodshed to distract from his current scandals and the
far-right government doesn't care as long as it gets what it wants.

It's completely different from talking about specific people (BiBi, et al) vs Jews everywhere.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6277 on: May 01, 2018, 03:22:31 PM »
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That reminds me of Leftist Muslim Obama or whatever his name is. He claimed to be black and native american. He couldn't have possibly been more white.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6278 on: May 01, 2018, 03:55:36 PM »
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Who gives a shit if you're a purple elephant with yellow polka dots? It doesn't make what you're saying anymore valid or true. If you have to say "Well as a blahblahblah,front runner of the oppression olympics,I feel that.." what you actually have to say probably doesn't matter much.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6279 on: May 01, 2018, 04:11:02 PM »
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{((Koalas March))}

Sorry had to do it.

E: Also she's a pretty shitty jew if she's broke all the time.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6280 on: May 01, 2018, 09:33:31 PM »
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Reminds me of Cis Auto Drag who is white as fuck but claims to be black and native american. Like, he's so black his hair is unique and requires a special salon to take care of it. Of course if you've seen a picture of him, none of that is even remotely close to the truth.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6281 on: May 02, 2018, 03:17:54 AM »
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Reminds me of Cis Auto Drag who is white as fuck but claims to be black and native american. Like, he's so black his hair is unique and requires a special salon to take care of it. Of course if you've seen a picture of him, none of that is even remotely close to the truth.

that's LMO aka mobn

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6282 on: May 07, 2018, 04:56:42 AM »
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Reminds me of Cis Auto Drag who is white as fuck but claims to be black and native american. Like, he's so black his hair is unique and requires a special salon to take care of it. Of course if you've seen a picture of him, none of that is even remotely close to the truth.

that's LMO aka mobn

LMO more like LMAO. That thing is like six feet tall and 274lbs and claiming to be a woman.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6283 on: May 07, 2018, 09:38:13 PM »
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It only strips jobless people of medicaid. Still shitty, but not the end of the world.

This guy is on R. Guyovich's personal shit list now. He received 3 days for the comment in my quote and another day for saying that the charges against Manafort will be dismissed.

He also triggered a category 5 chimpout by saying that "The more we embrace and mix cultures the closer we'll get as a species"

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It's a disingenuous statement anyway because until white people decide that us wearing our natural hair is perfectly ok and normal and not writing us up for it at work or kicking us out of classrooms we could actually get there. What he's really saying is fuck how society treats you, we should be able to do whatever we want with you and poc need to shut up and take it. Notice there's no mention of equality. The implications is that through stealing from us they'll learn to treat us as people.

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The Kardashians/Jenner's literally became fashion icons by stealing black women's hair make up and bodies.

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How does this square with the notion that a girl should dress "like a normal white girl" to avoid ridicule? She has no role in hiring practices at any major employer and enforcing the idea that there are specific ways to dress style your hair in your "racial lane" doesn't do anything to stop racists from singling out certain clothes or hair as "non-white."

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What's a "normal white girl"?? Who said "racial line"?? Why is telling someone hey maybe don't wear locks until black folks can without being ridiculed such a big fucking deal to y'all? If your teenager wants to appropriate something maybe have a conversation about it and use it to teach about the realities of racism.

All you're advocating for here is colorblindness which always harms poc more than it helps.

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It's entirely possible to discuss racialized reactions to bodies in the media without making the mistake you just made, and are doubling down on. That discussion would be one about reactions to bodies, or about accessorised imagery, or about historical styles of presentation. You've literally asserted that some women don't have the right to their bodies, because of the context of other people's reactions. That's fucked up, and you should pull it back.

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You're projecting. Much like with hair black women get shit for their bodies but when non black people do it, it's cool and fashionable. Kim changed herself specifically to be more attractive to black men because in our culture it's considered attractive. They've openly talked about their weird fetishism of black men and womens bodies. I never said or meant to imply she's not allowed to do it but that's it's shitty and fetishistic as hell.

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Probably because a Canadian trying to comment on the extremely intricate racial politics in America is not exposed to it. Therefore your pontificating to an actual black person and other poc living in America is so goddamn dumb because you've no exposure, experience or education.

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American media is filled with racist imagery and standards so consuming it just fills you with more bias.

Let's start here: You are (I'm assuming) a white man, currently living in America. You are granted a privilege that I, a black woman, am not. Have I got that right?
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6284 on: May 07, 2018, 09:46:23 PM »
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It must blow to be a part negress who barely fails the brown paper bag test. 


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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6285 on: May 07, 2018, 11:23:41 PM »
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I swear to god one day I'm going to piss in her manicured cul-de-sac front yard.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6286 on: May 08, 2018, 01:46:57 AM »
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Melting the fuck down over braids lol hang on while I (a peeeee oooooohhh seeeeeeee) take this obvious psychopath’s stupid opinions seriously

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6287 on: May 08, 2018, 05:12:56 AM »
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I swear to god one day I'm going to piss in her manicured cul-de-sac front yard.
SS road trip?

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6288 on: May 08, 2018, 06:34:20 AM »
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It's a disingenuous statement anyway because until white people decide that us wearing our natural hair is perfectly ok and normal and not writing us up for it at work or kicking us out of classrooms we could actually get there.

Okay, first off, no one has ever been kicked out of school for wearing their natural hair. 

Second, how does one define natural hair?  If you're a slob with a 3 foot wide afro that you haven't washed in three weeks no shit you got kicked out of work because you look stupid and smell bad.  If washing and cutting your hair isn't natural then *spoiler alert* NOBODY wears their hair natural.

Thirdly, this octoroon bitch probably doesn't even have black people hair, so by her own racist standards, she has no right to comment on (real) black people's hair. 

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6289 on: May 08, 2018, 07:02:04 AM »
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It it even worth entertaining the views of SomethingAwful NEETs anymore? Unless you have an alt and are using their own backwards logic against them it’s all very predictable.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6290 on: May 16, 2018, 07:36:34 PM »
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went looking for some mueller salt and only found some retarded ass goons


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I know this is far back and all but fucking :lol:  at this post and what a perfect example it is of privileged ass white people instantly assuming that proof that racism is still rampant is staged

like goddamn dude you even knew it was a bad post and a stupid thing to say as you said it and you still fucking said it

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How do we unbreak the broke brains?

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6291 on: May 16, 2018, 09:43:16 PM »
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Handwringing over talk radio & Fox News making people more conservative seems so quaint in the age of 4chan, Twitter trolling and Discord. 


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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6292 on: May 28, 2018, 07:57:03 PM »
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On Memorial Day

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6293 on: May 28, 2018, 08:13:15 PM »
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"i'm so important, my vote literally determines whether or not black people get murdered"  :rolleyes:

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6294 on: May 28, 2018, 08:38:26 PM »
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The only real solution would be to cut off the source of the propaganda, but for a wide range of reasons American culture is completely unprepared to have the kind of discussion about freedom of speech that legally ending Fox News would require.

Clearly this network with less than a million viewers on average is the greatest source of power in the country.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6295 on: May 28, 2018, 08:41:05 PM »
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it gets better because their version of an armed revolution won't involve any guns at all, they'll be safety conscious and arm everyone with home made bombs.


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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6296 on: May 28, 2018, 09:15:10 PM »
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The only real solution would be to cut off the source of the propaganda, but for a wide range of reasons American culture is completely unprepared to have the kind of discussion about freedom of speech that legally ending Fox News would require.

Clearly this network with less than a million viewers on average is the greatest source of power in the country.

And these are the same people who will smugly tell you that all the old conservatives will die off and the youth rainbow coalition will vote in a permanent progressive utopia. But we have to get rid of FAUX NEWS to keep them from magically tricking people into becoming Double Hitlers, even though the only people who watch that network are the ones who are going to die off...
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6297 on: May 29, 2018, 03:25:03 PM »
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"i'm so important, my vote literally determines whether or not black people get murdered"  :rolleyes:

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6298 on: May 29, 2018, 08:47:50 PM »
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Only if your name is George Zimmerman

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6299 on: June 01, 2018, 07:43:19 PM »
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Did anyone save the ramblings about housewives being feminist traitors and also racists? Essentially If you're married and your husband has unsavory views you're part of the problem because you willingly have racist babies with him. But this isn't against motherhood because MOMS ARE TUFF it's just the ones who are married to men who are the problem.