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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6500 on: August 02, 2018, 09:51:12 AM »
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black fantasy convention in Chicago.

Did they LARP having father figures?
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6501 on: August 02, 2018, 11:55:46 AM »
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black fantasy convention in Chicago.

Did they LARP having father figures?
I bet itís gonna turn into one big chimp out.
His name was Harry Anderson

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6502 on: August 02, 2018, 09:13:50 PM »
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black fantasy convention in Chicago.

Did they LARP having father figures?
I bet itís gonna turn into one big chimp out.
That's technically a Were-Gorilla not a chimp.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6503 on: August 05, 2018, 03:04:55 AM »
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Even goons are making fun of the Russia angle in regards to Trump which is causing some exceptional meltdowns.

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Because you're defending the idea that anyone outside of journalists and incredibly online people give a fuck about Russia, which they don't.
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    Russia is fundamentally unimportant as a campaign issue, because very few people are going to vote based on it.

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I think you're deeply, deeply wrong on this, like stupefyingly idiotic. The only evidence I've seen on that point has been one single poll and there are a host of polls that contradict it.

In short, you are literally repeating a Sarah Huckabee Sanders talking point.

. The Russia issue is part of the general cloud of issues that amount to "Trump is a horrible cheeto golem and we hate him," and personal hatred of Trump has been a MASSIVE motivating factor behind everything from the Women's March to to the March for Science etc.

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The "one poll" you reference is a poll that Gallup takes at least once a month, and the Russia issue consistently registers so low that Gallup has to represent it with a "*":
https://i.imgur.com/5DdlrFj.png

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Right, it's a shitty question because "situation with russia" is incredibly vague. That could mean ice fishing rights for all anyone answering the question knows. If you look at other polls that ask about things like "the mueller investigation" or "russian hacking" etc. you get different results. See the WaPo article I linked above re: "you are literally quoting a Shuckabee talking point"

I googled "voters don't care about russia" to try to find that poll you just posted and the first two hits were Shuckabee and Rush Limbaugh, you've gone so far left with this you're horseshoeing yourself.

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It needs to be the top headline every single day when the POTUS is literally compromised by a hostile foreign power. Stop trying to normalize things that should not be normalized.

Like your entire post reads "I am either a Russian troll or a useful idiot". That's the level of normalization you are engaging in here. Our president is taking orders from a hostile foreign power- that is an astronomically big fucking deal and should be the number one focus of every American at present.

Not that it's the only problem we face, but that if that problem isn't addressed first then no other problems can be resolvec. The POTUS is compromised by a hostile foreign power, that is a dire threat to our country and our way of life.

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I have to disagree here. Trump absolutely looks like he's been compromised.

https://i.imgur.com/rv7LOyE.png

This was right after their secret meeting in which Trump was alone with Putin for two hours. Putin looks triumphant while Trump looks bedraggled and defeated, jet lag aside. Right afterward he also went on several rallies, most likely to boost his confidence, which he hadn't done for a while before that. Trump tends to go on rallies when he's dealt some sort of personal defeat that he actually feels.

Trump agrees with Putin's ideals about a mafia style oligarchy. However, that doesn't preclude him being compromised either. Think about Trump's lifestyle. He's a deeply strange and immoral person who regularly engages in criminal activities. Trump is a sex pest and regularly sexually assaults women from his own words. It would be absolutely trivial to maneuver him into a situation where some fifteen year old girl (who says she's eighteen) is sent by someone who wants dirt on him in order to obtain leverage. All she has to do is be blonde, attractive and pretend not to find him revolting for less than an hour.

Trump is someone who is deeply stupid, wealthy enough to be useful, sympathetic to fascism/authoritarianism and is willing to be used. Of course people have blackmail on him. I'd go so far as to say that probably a lot of people have blackmail on him.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6504 on: August 05, 2018, 11:11:05 AM »
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The smarter, more aware progressive knew on day 1 this was just the neocons trying to drum up proxy wars with Russia from a different angle.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6505 on: August 05, 2018, 12:16:47 PM »
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Yes, please keep harping on russia, past the midterms when the Ds lose, past the reelection, all the way until 2024. Thatll REALLY bother Drumpf!

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6506 on: August 05, 2018, 12:20:19 PM »
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Yes, please keep harping on russia, past the midterms when the Ds lose, past the reelection, all the way until 2024. Thatll REALLY bother Drumpf!

There's this retarded lefty meme, "but her emails", that always sounded to me more like the kind of thing you'd fire out to rub it in after winning. "But Russia" might be a good example to them of how to do it properly after Trump wins his second term.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6507 on: August 05, 2018, 02:50:21 PM »
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I mentioned some true believer friends of mine were ecstatic months ago when they did that pretty much illegal raid of Trump's lawyer's office(FUCK attorney-client privilege!) When the recent wave of But Russia came up they remained confident that the FBI hold all the cards and are just planning the absolutely most glorious, beautiful gratuitous overkill impeachment for treason you've ever seen.

Whew boy.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6508 on: August 05, 2018, 02:54:27 PM »
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Someone should have these stupid fucks read all the shit about Saudi Arabia and other foreign donors.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6509 on: August 05, 2018, 03:12:20 PM »
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I mentioned some true believer friends of mine were ecstatic months ago when they did that pretty much illegal raid of Trump's lawyer's office(FUCK attorney-client privilege!) When the recent wave of But Russia came up they remained confident that the FBI hold all the cards and are just planning the absolutely most glorious, beautiful gratuitous overkill impeachment for treason you've ever seen.

Whew boy.

Remind them that repeatedly setting up Rule 403 layups after the judge told you to knock it off isn't a sign of thoroughness, it's a sign that your case is weak and you're aiming for getting the jury to convict based on bias rather than evidence. And this isn't even for getting Trump, it's to try and flip someone who may not have anything inculpatory to say or who could just tell Muller to go to hell out of spite.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6510 on: August 06, 2018, 05:11:05 PM »
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Manafort is going to walk and the left is going to have diarrhea for a month because of it.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6511 on: August 06, 2018, 05:59:25 PM »
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Manafort is going to walk and the left is going to have diarrhea for a month because of it.

Eh, I get the feeling that if he does it will be because the law is too complicated for the jury to wrap their heads around in order to figure out how the facts fit into it, like what happened with the attempts to prosecute executives in the mortgage-backed-securities cases. Manafort was in too deep with the oligarchs to not have done something wrong with the money. So I'd say a conviction is probably more likely than not.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6512 on: August 06, 2018, 08:34:18 PM »
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Actually, much like everything, there will be no black or white, only gray. Probably a hung jury, so it will drag on for three years while they threaten to retry him

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6513 on: August 06, 2018, 09:43:23 PM »
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I think Manafort is fucked.  He's their consolation prize for their failed soft coup attempt against Trump.  They're going to throw the book at him and find enough gibbering catladies, browns, and blacks to form a jury to go along with the prosecution.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6514 on: August 08, 2018, 01:04:49 AM »
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I decided to check up on D&D for the first time since the presidential election, and sure enough.....



.... it's still a perfect microcosm of modern liberalism at it's most clueless and useless. These creatures treat politics like it's a full service religion.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6515 on: August 08, 2018, 08:14:59 AM »
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First and last witness for the defense: Eric Holder.

"Why didn't your justice department step in and go after Darren Wilson for the murder of this gentle giant? Because it wasn't warranted?  Thank you, step down, case closed, hands up please shoot."


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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6516 on: August 08, 2018, 11:29:42 AM »
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Still carrying the laserjet printer for some lowlife the media lionized.


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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6517 on: August 08, 2018, 12:23:04 PM »
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Criminal negligence is a mental state in Missouri, not an independent crime. I don't think you can claim some sort of cognizable violation of statute for not taking a suspect into custody while preparing a case to present to a grand jury. Plus, if I'm reading the statutes correctly, the statute of limitations on official misconduct can't extend the deadline by more than three years, so unless they can somehow claim a felony the statute runs out really soon although the exact date for "failure to arrest" is going to be vague.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6518 on: August 08, 2018, 03:02:22 PM »
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I'm surprised none of them are melting down over all the black republicans that appeared on fox today.


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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6519 on: August 16, 2018, 05:06:42 PM »
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Do you have any evidence of your claim?

I'm 50/50 on this hot button issue.

I do believe they feel genuine remorse for the deceased of their own kind, but I've also never seen a niggerdeath grieving process make it all the way through to the end without at least a smidgen of potential gib solicitation.

Every niggerdeath video that gets posted on the internet or makes it's way into the news features some variety of...
-"He wuh tryina raise money for dem programs so to honor he memory you can donate to X."
-"She wuh finna send hey keeds to collich but now dey dont got da money."
-"Po leese offcer neena ack mo professional." AKA: Stop patrolling our neighborhood entirely and let us commit crimes free of consequence.
-"We gonna hold em countable fo what they deed." AKA: Find a Jew to sue.

Not once have I ever seen an example of niggerdeath wherein the victims of "tragedy" keep it strictly about the deceased or refrain from shifting blame or subverting responsibility in one way or another.

The thing about this you have to remember is that this is all relative ba, yes if a white person did these same things they would be (rightfully) viewed as a pariah and shunned by polite society. Now a black person putting aside muh dick and not acting like a rampaging gorilla for even a moment? Well that is the nigger equivalent of a saint. The only thing I would amend to what franzo said is this isn't limited to other races or even humans. Look up all the times a forest fire happened and white people are helping animals you will see post after post of nigs jealous of the animals being helped because that isn't time and money not helping them get more gibs. Its fucking disgusting and then you see the media and entertainment industries doing all they can to paint these people in a good light until these retarded blacks actually believe they are "good" despite them as individuals causing only pain and suffering to others.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6520 on: August 17, 2018, 01:51:44 PM »
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More hysterical goon meltdowns

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If we're discussing general political games, fine. DC is a meat grinder, and a piece of shit deserves to be ground up. This isn't that, this is now an active tool of suppression being used against political opponents based solely on their opinions without due process. We've passed the point where we can pick and choose our allies, we are now at a point where upholding the Constitution is more important than whether or not we like people. Looking at oppression and going "fuck that guy, he's a piece of shit" is standing by and giving your silent consent.

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Brennan isn't the only one whose security clearance was revoked. Hell Comey should have been fired for his bullshit during the elections that still doesn't make Trump doing it to thwart investigation into his crimes ok.

That's fascism 101 target the unpopular first, the ones no one cares about, then work your way up the line until you have weakened or eliminated all of your opposition.

People, in particular the media have missed that this wasn't an attempt to distract from the Omarosa drama, they're using the Omarosa drama to distract people from this.

These former heads of agencies aren't the only people who could be effected by this, millions of government employees and contractors rely on their clearances for their livelihoods. And the President revoking clearances for nakedly obvious reasons of self interest sends a clear message of fall in line or face potential poverty.

How people are not getting this is maddening.

If this shit is allowed to stand then that's the beginning of the end of democracy in the United States.

[some goon tells him to calm down and realize that it isn't nearly as bad as it was in the 60s & 70s]

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Do repeated mass murders and the government detaining family members of immigrants in camps, deporting the other half, and then abusing the prisoners count?
The only reason Trump hasn't had to pardon himself is because his party runs everything right now and they've all chosen party over country. Meanwhile we're doing the unending prance and dance in the mideast while at home we have cops shooting unarmed black guys and beating/gassing/attempted murdering civilian protestors opposed to fucking Nazis marching the streets. If we aren't the same, we're getting really goddamned close.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6521 on: August 17, 2018, 02:31:26 PM »
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Wow, that sounds terrible, Iíd hate to live in the same reality as that guy. Mass murders, lmfao. Meanwhile in this one thereís lily white antifa harassing niggers in MAGA hats.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6522 on: August 17, 2018, 03:13:25 PM »
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I'm still waiting for one of these D&D fuckers to snap

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6523 on: August 17, 2018, 03:37:40 PM »
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I'm still waiting for one of these D&D fuckers to snap
They are already broken in mind body and spirit. Anything else would require effort, even pulling the trigger.
His name was Harry Anderson

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6524 on: August 17, 2018, 03:39:22 PM »
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I'm still waiting for one of these D&D fuckers to snap
They are already broken in mind body and spirit. Anything else would require effort, even pulling the trigger.

hey that /r9k/ guy got up enough guts to shoot himself live in front of the internet and his mother and he was a furry.