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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6400 on: July 02, 2018, 12:17:38 AM »
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The abolishing ICE thing is interesting because the concept is so obviously retarded/wishful thinking that there's even some pushback by the D&D shitlib crowd.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6401 on: July 02, 2018, 01:44:35 AM »
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6402 on: July 02, 2018, 02:41:04 AM »
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One day liberals want to keep the ice because of polar bears, the next day they want to get rid of ice because of crying mexican children.

make up your minds.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6403 on: July 02, 2018, 02:42:10 AM »
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6404 on: July 02, 2018, 08:12:28 AM »
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Guys we gotta punch Nazis.

I'll do the wiki.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6405 on: July 02, 2018, 08:13:40 AM »
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UPDATE: Slight technical snag, the wiki's not gonna work unless I get a new gaming rig.


I'm gonna do a Kickstarter to raise funds. How's the Nazi punching coming along?

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6406 on: July 03, 2018, 01:41:27 PM »
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Fuckin LMAO at Koalas March using Boost Mobile.  That might be the first black thing Iíve ever seen from her.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6407 on: July 03, 2018, 02:51:57 PM »
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Fuckin LMAO at Koalas March using Boost Mobile.  That might be the first black thing Iíve ever seen from her.

Picture her digging through couch cushions to get some change and taking it to the local 7-11 to pay for another month. That mental image made my shitty day that much better.


Also lol at 94 and partly cloudy being too hot to protest. I was out in the sun all day Saturday and it was great.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6408 on: July 05, 2018, 04:18:08 PM »
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People should be able to wear whatever they want in public. It's none of your busi- wait is that a MAGA hat?  :madgoon:

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Just LOL at the privilege dripping off of this post. What kind of soft ass costed like have you lived where and you think a 16 year old getting a soda splashed in his face is child abuse. A 16 year old is easily old enough to face the consequences of "talk shit get hit". It's not like he had some sort of permanent trauma visit upon him or his wife is damaged in some way from this.

Literally every visible minority that lives in this country has dealt with far fucking worse than this by the time they were 16. For the average trans woman of color this level of harassment barely qualifies as a bad Tuesday, and your soft ass wants to Kramer into the thread and act like this is some sort of vicious assault upon a defenseless child.

If you deliberately do things to provoke negative reactions from the general public you're eventually going to get your fucking teeth knocked in. This 16 year old is getting this lesson cheap and should feel grateful- I know people who've learned this lesson in the form of permanent physical disabilities because they'll never walk unassisted again.

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Trump is a racist fascist. Wearing a MAGA hat is openly saying you support a racist fascist idiot. The MAGA hat is not just clothing, it's a symbol that means something and everyone knows it.

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He was deliberately trying to provoke a reaction, and he got one. Putting on a MAGA hat to go out in public isn't like just throwing on an old t-shirt without thinking about it.

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We don't have to treat everyone's self expression as equally meritorious. The right of someone to wear a "revealing" dress and not be sexually harassed does not, for me, have any isomorphism to a right of someone to wear fascist regalia and not be mercilessly taunted.

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MAGA hats are legitimate hate speech and not the same as a woman wearing revealing clothing.

I could be convinced to leave them alone if they weren't being actively insulting, but 99% of the time this isn't the case, so anyone who wears one of those things in public should be treated the same as someone who wears a Klan hood in public.

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There should be a real movement to just start stealing their hats, since it's becoming an aggressive gesture to even wear one. Start bounties on them at protests.

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The soda-throwing man should also have rained down blows upon him, otherwise CHUDs will not learn to keep their disgusting ideology to themselves.

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Child abuse? LMFAO. This was a cheap lesson that 16 year old needs to take to heart. He got wet and lost a hat. Oh no.

I've been an actually abused child and had my ass beaten until it was black and blue, literally, so fuck off with this shit.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6409 on: July 05, 2018, 06:14:47 PM »
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6410 on: July 05, 2018, 06:50:50 PM »
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there's no way this could escalate to more violent acts directed at children, the goon says as they declare the maga hat as hate speech and endorse violently harassing anyone wearing one including children
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6411 on: July 05, 2018, 06:57:01 PM »
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Literally every visible minority that lives in this country has dealt with far fucking worse than this by the time they were 16. For the average trans woman of color this level of harassment barely qualifies as a bad Tuesday,

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people aren't treating you that way because you're a unique trans poc snowflake, it's because you're insufferable and cringy.

male to female trans people in the united states are the least likely demographic to be murdered, and the least likely to be a victim of violent crime. get your crime stats from any extreme left source, use any trans population estimate you want, and you'll find the trans murder rate is 1/9th to 1/3 that of white men in the united states depending on what pop estimate you used.

if you compare to global homicide rates, mtf trans living in america is the single least likely group on the planet to be murdered. or damn near close to it. maybe japanese seniors run a lower count or something.

if you look at cases of individual trans murders, they are almost entirely grindr/craigslist/backpage prostitutes and are almost exclusively slain by black men, who aren't based and wearing MAGA hats.

FTM's have a low murder rate but an incredibly high violent crime victim rate. Because they typically wind up physically abused by their lesbian, leftist pussyhat girlfriends. it's something like over 70% of ftm and lesbian relationships involve DV.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6412 on: July 05, 2018, 09:27:28 PM »
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*wear maga hat*
*get assaulted*

Well he was asking for it considering what he was wearing!

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6413 on: July 06, 2018, 08:16:36 AM »
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16 year old tatted up MS-13 member = Asylum seeking child.

16 year old in MAGA hat = Old enough to learn "talk shit, get hit."

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6414 on: July 06, 2018, 09:08:35 AM »
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pretty sure if we started saying things like talk shit get hit the entire alt right would be blackvanned for fedposting overnight

goes to show what political movement the establishment is actually afraid of
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6415 on: July 06, 2018, 10:22:49 AM »
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Boy wouldn't it be funny if the guy who stole the MAGA hat got arrested and tried to fight the police and was slapped with a much higher charge of resisting arrest and disorderly conduct....boy that would be funny indeed.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6416 on: July 06, 2018, 10:31:58 AM »
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Boy wouldn't it be funny if the guy who stole the MAGA hat got arrested and tried to fight the police and was slapped with a much higher charge of resisting arrest and disorderly conduct....boy that would be funny indeed.

Funnier than the reality of him starting a gofundme for the his legal defense costs, getting flooded with donations from virtue signalling fags, and walking away with six figures for essentially beating up a kid.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6417 on: July 06, 2018, 05:31:13 PM »
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It's actually pretty downright creepy with how obsessed adult bugmen and bug sluts are with the day to day doings of teenagers. No wonder that side of the political spectrum is infested with pedos.


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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6418 on: July 06, 2018, 09:23:48 PM »
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Boy wouldn't it be funny if the guy who stole the MAGA hat got arrested and tried to fight the police and was slapped with a much higher charge of resisting arrest and disorderly conduct....boy that would be funny indeed.

Funnier than the reality of him starting a gofundme for the his legal defense costs, getting flooded with donations from virtue signalling fags, and walking away with six figures for essentially beating up a kid.

In the end, it's less money for shitlibs, as every man in the middle takes their cut.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6419 on: July 06, 2018, 09:40:57 PM »
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Trump can't fucking disband Nato, all of Europe will be in danger, russia will fucking invade the first fucking second that nato is disbanded. People will be driven from their homes, their heritage will be destroyed by Russia, entire cultures will be crushed by their war machine, we need Nato to keep the world safe and to keep the boundaries between the continents secure.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6420 on: July 06, 2018, 10:51:09 PM »
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Lol Russia will invade holy shit

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6421 on: July 06, 2018, 11:03:01 PM »
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The incoming president of Mexico is right, living on a first world country is a human right. Even if we have to overwhelm and crash the system by force we'll take what's ours. We will push out trump and his racist base, they will be deplatformed, they will be without a home, our anger is greater than theirs

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Trump can't fucking disband Nato, all of Europe will be in danger, russia will fucking invade the first fucking second that nato is disbanded. People will be driven from their homes, their heritage will be destroyed by Russia, entire cultures will be crushed by their war machine, we need Nato to keep the world safe and to keep the boundaries between the continents secure.

There's no way that second comment isn't a troll.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6422 on: July 07, 2018, 06:10:20 PM »
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The party supports concentration camps for brown people and demonizes Muslims and Hispanics the same way Nazis demonized Jews. Complete with policies intended to instill fear in those groups that live in the US while aggressively and openly pursuing white supremacist policies.

Republicans don't get to say "sure I don't agree with my party but" as an excuse to keep voting for those assholes without being rightfully labeled as Nazis and Nazi sympathizers.

If someone claims to be a Republican and pointing out the GOPs actions doesn't sway them then they were never on the fence. They were helping build it (to keep them dirty messicans out).

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6423 on: July 07, 2018, 10:18:55 PM »
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I wish I could vote for the GOP that lives in the imagination of these freaks, they seem a lot cooler and more effective than the real thing.
Can someone please ID that fucking troon for me so I may begin twitter bullying him?

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #6424 on: July 08, 2018, 01:45:12 AM »
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Boy wouldn't it be funny if the guy who stole the MAGA hat got arrested and tried to fight the police and was slapped with a much higher charge of resisting arrest and disorderly conduct....boy that would be funny indeed.

Funnier than the reality of him starting a gofundme for the his legal defense costs, getting flooded with donations from virtue signalling fags, and walking away with six figures for essentially beating up a kid.

It is a basic principle of the law that no one should profit from their crime, but I don't know how that principle might be applied here to deprive him of those proceeds; possibly, there is no rule to deal with the situation at all.